Americans edition
How do we fix North America, /cum/?
>>61495929
By giving me Canadian citizenship.
>>61495904
as God intended
>>61495986
>You will never go sniping romans on horse back with jesus.
>>61495929
Honestly that looks pretty good to me
>>61495967
also this
>>61495929
STOP POSTING THIS. NORTHERN BC CLAY DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU PRAIRIE OILNIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why aren't the US and Canada one beautiful super nation? Why won't Canada move in with us? I thought they moved on from Europe. We're just so good for each other
Seriously need a canadian gf, stat
>>61496127
>>61496050
because theyre autistic frenchfags
all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
>>61495929
>still get to be apart of the US
I don't see a problem here.
>>61496266
>>61496127
I need a Québécoise gf
>>61495929
California won't get any part of Oregon and neither will anyone else, delete this garbage
>>61496141
c-c-cananon
you're so brash
>>61496373
>buttblasted Oregonfags
Your state is irrelevant and will literally be annexed by California within our lifetimes.
i went cone racing with friends today
did not do so well but had lots of fun
for 20 bucks would recommend to anyone with a car
some guys were running thier momma's camry
where was this picture taken?
>>61496127
hue
>>61496402
The United States will continue to exist for generations to come. delusional to think otherwise
>>61496343
THICCER
>>61496442
Alberta
>>61496487
>>61496462
>The United States will continue to exist for generations to come
>delusional to think otherwise
Oh I'm laffin'.
>>61496442
The kid with the gun looks like one of my cousins
>>61496533
what an argument. didn't expect anything else
>>61496127
i need a gf
anything would do
>>61496584
Oh, you mean like the argument you gave for HOW it's going to last for "generations to come"?
It seems like you guys are constantly one week away from another civil war, and there are more mass shootings than there are days in a year. Not to mention the shitshow that are your race relations, and the upcoming election.
That's not how a stable country looks, anon.
>>61496516
Ou lalà
>>61496630
>>61496616
>muh race relations
cuck
Me on the left
>>61496616
the US would certainly never allow rebellion within it's own borders. we've been through worse (see Civil Wart)
Want to drink so fucking badly but i know i shouldn't.
Once i start i wont stop.
>>61496442
Me in the front
>>61496711
>the US would certainly never allow rebellion within it's own borders
And it should never get to that point.
But it will. You know it, I know it, and everybody in this thread knows it.
It's only a matter of time. Whether it's going to happen next week or next century we'll just have to see, but it's guaranteed to happen. And that's not how a stable country should be.
>A FUCKING BLOB
Si en una rosa estas tu
Si en cada respirar estas tu
Como te voy a olvidar
>>61496769
dont anon
i dont want you 2 b sad
>>61496789
i hate that song
>>61496778
>next week or next century
wtf man, of course something like that could easily happen in 100 years, are you retarded? Technically Canada could "easily" have a civil war in 100 years.
>>61496826
Neither do I anon
>>61496778
In America's defense, no enormous and populous "empire" has ever gone on without fracturing eventually. They just get too big and diverse to maintain. Rome, Egypt, Greece, Great Britain, China, USSR, etc., all either fractured, split, suffered numerous civil wars, etc.
Will they eventually break up? Yes
Will it be their own fault?
Yes
Is it in any way unavoidable and is America actually pretty good at avoiding and stalling it?
Seem to be
Before you get too smug remember that we are more likely to fracture and lose Québec than they are to in our lifetimes.
Can we summon the Canadian poster that keeps on posting picture?
>>61496828
I'm sorry
Me on the left
>>61496905
*that keeps on posting this picture
>>61496905
For some odd reason I crack up at these ghetto grainy memes.
buds and hombres
>>61496941
They used to be funny, but once you've seen one you've seen them all. It's a meme that tries to be funny by over-exaggerating itself.
>>61496974
you think that's pretty clever don't you boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BciOfJsqh7M
>>61496974
...et amis
>>61496992
>Liking radioshit
>Any punk rock
>ever
>And ever
>>61496778
"I-It's gonna collapse eventually." No shit. Do you think you're dropping a bombshell or something? All empires will collapse. Even the most "stable" of irrelevant
nations are not guaranteed to survive indefinitely. In 50 years any tranquil and "stable" country could cease to exist for a variety of reasons.
The USA wouldn't have the power and influence they do today if it weren't for their volatility.
>>61496668
Que delícia de rabo
Ass so good I forgot how to speak English for a moment
>>61497027
>radiohead
>punk
You are retarded bud
>>61497048
you lost, monkeyboi? zoo's that way
*points that way*
Is Toronto the worst city in the New World?
>>61497094
I'm lost in your eyes, baby
>>61497090
What would you call it then?
Grunge?
I had a friend who listened to all the songs CONSTANTLY EVERY DAY.
Imagine it.
I had to work next to a guy blasting the same shitty song over and over for two years until HE GOT CANCER AND DIED.
NO REMORSE
WHAT IF YOU HAD TO EAT TURNIPS FOR TWO YEARS
THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME SITUATION.
FUUUUUCK.
>>61496668
Mon dieu, mon cœur, une enorme noir cochon bum
Ass so good I forgot how to speak English for a moment
>>61497131
i dunno LOL
>>61497145
Shoegaze / alternative rock
>>61496143
like Louisiana?
>>61496127
>>61496346
>>61496460
>>61496598
We're all gonna make it lads.
>>61497174
wtf is shoegaze
THE DESUSTORAGE ARCHIVE IS DOWN
I REPEAT
THE DESUSTORAGE ARCHIVE IS DOWN
>>61497180
Also Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont
>>61497155
My god, My heart, An enormous black pig ass.
>>61497174
>Shoegaze
I don't even want to start an argument here
We are dealing with superetard forces here.
>>61497189
old news
Am I a loser if I occasionally drive out somewhere at night with a soda and smoke cigs by myself?
>>61497189
It's not down, only the domain, the website is still up at its new domain over here: https://cuckchan.org
>>61497187
Sub-genre of alternative rock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoegazing
>>61497145
do you like this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8Th4O8VT4
>>61496901
We have experience dealing with autistic former french colonies so we'll take it if guys don't want it.
>>61497219
having time to urself doesnt make you a loser anon
>>61497203
Thank you for translating my freind?
Merci pour le traduction mon ami ?
>>61497219
You're a loser because you still willing kill your lungs, not because you're lonely.
>>61497259
Eh, It isn't bad but it isn't good either.
6/10
Noice sax
>>61497278
Pas de probleme mon amie de l'est.
>>61497270
Oh, we want it, we also have experience with this. Nothing feels better than forcing the French to live under the British Queen's rule. They can't even buy things without having to look at her. It's glorious
you are now manually breathing, blinking, and swallowing your saliva
>>61497275
This, everyone needs a way to sort out thoughts or just tune out the world. Hell, even if you do NO thinking while you're out, that can be helpful in and of itself
The second some scientist proves what comes after I'm killing myself if it seems good
>>61497131
Are you that weird crossdresser with the broken dick?
>>61497275
>>61497292
t-t-thanks
>>61497388
I believe in reincarnation.
Maybe in this life if we do good and be helpful and stuff and contribute we get born into a bird or even a baby again.
>>61496127
>tfw my very loving Mexican gf left me
>probably never gonna see her again
>only grill who ever tolerated my autism/jadedness
>Yet thinking about her is literally difficult, like my mind is trying to block it out
I've never felt these feels before.
>>61497427
Are you by chance of Buddhist faith?
>tfw my flash hider makes freedom literally ring with every shot
>>61497427
Birds seem to have it best, but I can't lie to myself like that friendo
>>61497432
Sorry to hear buckaroo.
Why did she leave?
yo we're r all my hommies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Cvo4nWLyQ&index=8&list=LLLUhk-0Mf8hWs_aDkhLMX7g
>tfw invited to discord groups but too timid to start talking
>>61497432
>>61497474
Thanks man, she was only here on an exchange. She hated this place, and frankly I don't want to live in Mexico either.
Sometimes I very clearly remember what is was like being with her, and I break down because it felt really good. But then the next day I feel better.
The nightmares came back after she left though. I've seen a lot of shit. That might be the worst.
>>61497439
>>61497473
Nah, I'm half native. Maybe that's the reason or something. I just believe it. There can't be anything after death but a brief second of darkness and then you are reborn. Poof. I somehow just know it is real somehow.
>>61497554
I ain't gonna tell you you're wrong, but I think everything just goes black, and das it.
What would you like to be ideally reincarnated as tho?
Asking /cum/ too
people are cancer lads
>>61497554
Fair enough, I'd be a humongous atheist if sometimes my dreams didn't come true.
Recently I dreamed about walking in the woods and seeing condoms on the ground. Like everywhere. For some reason it was horrendously disturbing, in a way I never felt before.
I learned a week later that the cops had found such a place not far away from where I live. Except there were pictures of people too on the ground. Something that wasn't in my dream.
>>61497538
You have my condolences.
You have nightmares about her tho?
is learning 2 languages at the same time a good idea?
>>61497657
yes
me in the middle
>>61497611
Ideally i'd love to be a human again but be the son of sea travelers and shit, Or an albatross maybe.
>>61497636
Yeah, Lots of freaky coincidences in my life nearly all at once.
>>61497657
I learned french and russian at the same time.
Why not?
>>61497666
what if both languages are considered hard for english learners? i'm already learning jap but i want to start learning arabic
>>61497636
Fairly certain you're experiencing deja vu.
>mfw I entered a classrom at school that I've never been in and remember that I dreamt about this exact room a month ago
>>61497641
No, I have dreams about not being able to save people. Frequently I'm not even myself and the people aren't even people I know though. When I was young some people I was close to died and I guess it left a mark on me. They flare up sometimes.
I have good dreams too though, really nice ones really. Like poetry. It's kind of a mixed bag.
>>61497680
>albatross
Why, exactly?
>>61497472
Nice, hopefully I'll be finishing my first rifle soon.
>>61497696
No, because I specifically remember keeping that dream to myself because it sounded like nonsense.
If anything, maybe I heard it passively and dreamed it that night. I cannot guarantee the dream actually happened before the crime scene was found.
>>61497741
Long relaxing flights with the wind rushing past me.
Cool breezes and warm oceans with the waves crashing beneath me. Landing down to roost in the sunlight in peace. Taking exciting and daring dives near the ocean to eat.
>Been /memefap/ for a week
>took two adderall because long drive
>can't stop fapping now
>>61497680
My friend is half native too, and he told me similar things about his dreams. He warns me when he dreams of someone dying now, it doesn't always happen but sometimes he swears it did before he started talking about it.
One time we literally saw a golden sphere/cone of gold light. I know it sounds like BS but it could have actually been an Earth light... which is actually an extremely rare scientific phenomenon. But we saw it when we were talking about ghosts. I'll never really know if it was real or just hysterics or whatever.
I'm partly from closet-pagan Irish backround. That side of my family clings to a lot of old pagan superstitions, and my grandma spoke some old Gaelic.
>>61497727
Nothing you can do about people who pass my man.
Sometimes people just come and go, no need to unintentionally and subconsciously beat yourself over it.
It'll be daijoubu famalam.
hillary is the new president
*secedes from the union*
>>61497668
me on the right
>>61497831
Nope
>>61497786
Amp faps are the best most relieving loads blown.
>>61497827
I always have dreams of fighting or being near ships and the water.There's not much that I can openly say has been related to life events but once I had a dream the night before a big party day about a massacre and blood spilling into peoples wine and it was some sort of giant mural. Next day I don't go to the party and turns out some guy slipped turpentine and shit into the beer. Pretty sp00py stuff.
>>61496343
Holy shit
>>61497828
I know, I held a lot of hard feelings against myself back then. Particularly after I sort of "saved" someone from an abusive person and they killed themselves after. But they had already become fully mentally ill by that point from years of crack.
Thanks for that tho family
>>61497880
t. tweaker degenerate
Would you date a tomboy who could beat you up?
Would you ride her strap-on and eat her out?
>>61497893
That is spoopy.
I also have a lot of sleep paralysis. It doesn't really scare me much anymore. My heart rate goes to 100x but I'm just like "fuck off" about it. Last time it happened I struggled to open my eyes only to see the bottom half of a 12 foot woman in a white dress. But when I closed my eyes I saw her face.
This stuff means nothing. Just happens when my brain wants to throw me a fastball I guess.
>>61497978
One of my fantasies is being princess carried by a strongfat girl.
>>61497668
>mcu
it's like they're fucking newfags
Who else is having fun on vacation here?
https://youtu.be/0fQESUBMwGg
>>61498003
Are you me
Taking a plane to Guadalajara tomorrow morning, lads. If anyone is in the area and would love to hang out hmu
>>61497978
gay
>>61498092
i cant
but im still with u
>>61497987
Oh man my sleep is fucking horrifying.
I'll feel like i've waken up and I can't move, I look around the room and see someone in a shadow with bright red eyes staring into my soul.
>>61498094
>eating women out
>gay
>her hitting your g-spot
>gay
What's it like being horrible in bed?
>>61498092
I was there a couple of night ago
I would have hung out
Prostate stimulation is not gay
>>61498132
>im a gigantic faggot please rape my ass
yeah i get it queer
>>61498112
It's called sleep paralysis. It's actually pretty common. If you just accept it's happening and understand what it is, it's not that bad anymore.
Suprisingly, a multitude of humans experience it in a very similar way. It's like a dream lots of people can have, written in our instincts.
>>61497896
You are always welcome qt3.14
>>61498178
Sp00ked.
>>61498112
Oh, and the red eyes are also commonly described. just google around. There was a guy on reddit who'd draw exactly what you are talking about, but I can't find it.
>>61498242
Oh i'd love for him to do that.
I've never been a good drawer.
>>61498178
I have this and recently had a pretty wild one
>wake up
>can't move, only have control of my eyes, think to myself that it's just another paralysis event
>close eyes for a bit to see if it goes away, can't even wriggle toes
>open eyes
>everything around me is on fire, literally looks like hell
>butthole starts to pucker
>hear "welcome" being echoed over and over again
>black figure comes over to where I am
>gets really fucking close to my face
>"you should smile more"
>use all the strength I have to force the biggest, creepiest smile on my face
>frantically trying to wake up, can hear myself breathing really fast
>jolt awake after what seems like an hour
>sweaty as fuck and teary
0/10 experience
is captcha fucked for anyone else
when i go to complete it, a white window shows up and i can't click around
i want to slow dance to this song with you /cum/-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5soixb2U6xM
>>61498112
>>61498178
I've only experienced this twice. Once was just weird spaced out room and felt like I had earplugs in or something with the way everything sounded.
Second time was terrifying. I woke up, couldn't really move my head around at first, then once I was able to, I looked down at my feet and there was something... I don't know if it was a monster, demon, whatever, but it was a humanoid creature that was holding onto my heels and began swinging my legs up and down with a menacing grin on it's face. I closed my eyes and once I opened them it was gone, but I still couldn't move my body.
>>61498335
Kek. That does sounds pretty bad. Next time just tell yourself "I am stronger than I know" over and over again. In general I use stoicism to get over fear. It might not work for everyone though.
Night lads. It's time for bed. Can't keep the darkness away forever... :}
>>61498178
i used to have sleep paralysis like every night for a week or two, shit fucking sucked
the trick is to start moving your toes and then slowly move your whole body
>>61498108
always
>>61498134
Dang. What were you doing down here, Ameribro?
>>61498412
Good nite u slut
>>61497760
Good luck Mainer; btw your state is really beautiful.
>>61498343
Reload the page, That works for a while.
>>61498335
Whatever here's mine
>Wake up in total darkness
>Trying to move but it's like a big weight is pushing down on me
>The door opens with a tiny bit of moonlight coming in
>I hear an awful sucking noise and "he" blocks out the light
>He sucks the light in as if water ripples were emanating around him
>He wanders around my room and sharpens everything in my room
>Everything is like a knife pointing towards me
>He suddenly encases me in a sort of stone tower thing
>There's a human sized crack that gets smaller and smaller towards the end
>I have to walk forward and form into some monster by the end
Wake up actually
And that's why I love open bright spaces
I just move my hips when I have sleep paralysis. It works every time.
Does the Canadian with the Mexican wife post here?
Going to bed, It's 2400
Good night and good luck /cum/
>>61498557
Lewd
>>61498599
later bud
>>61498178
>>61498557
This
I have wet dreams
"You dont choose who you fall in love with"
is this true?
"You don't choose your thoughts, your thoughts choose you"
is this true?
>>61497978
I dated [and after I found out they were gay] and am best friends with a tomboy. Unfortunately it's not a sexy kind of tomboy that wears varsity jackets. She dresses like a 45 year old man who just gave up on trying. She has natural beauty, but sometimes I wish she was more feminine. It's weird having a gay friend too. We don't have sex, but sleep in the same bed and get dressed together [when we hang out]
As for getting beaten up... she definitely couldn't do that. She's a tomboy, but I'm not attracted to her dominating me as so much me dominating her
>>61498491
I wonder if this "dude" and the shit that we're seeing are reflective of our personalities and fears, but some literature major came and made it 2deepandspooky4me
kill yourselves you subhumans
>>61498815
daleeee posteaaa truños
>>61498815
dont be mean
I've never hallucinated le shadown man from sleep paralysis like most people, but I have had some pretty vivid nightmares then woken up paralyzed with my brain
feeling like it was being torn in half. I only started experiencing it within the last few years, never had it when I was a teenager or a child. Makes me feel uneasy for a couple days.
Say it with me: No. More. Borders.
>>61498856
mexico shouldve been wearing green tie
>>61498856
Build. The. Wall.
>>61498833
kys subhuman
>>61498876
It was a mix of the other ties
>>61497893
>>61497987
>>61498112
>>61498178
>>61498222
>>61498335
>>61498491
PUSSIES
>SEE MONSTER
>KILL MONSTER
also if it really is that bad, why not roll your blankets up so you can't see around your room? at least when you are in sleep paralysis you cannot see the nightmares
>dinner with housemates
>one says "Damn, Bernie sure is chill for an old white guy xD"
>Brain is a second slower than words
>"He's not white, he's a Jew."
>"Haha same thing anon! ^__^"
>tfw rustled and don't even browse /pol/
4chinz was a mistake tbhfam
>>61498856
Imagine if all of North America was a single state, it would be Brazil on roids. Fuck that shit.
you're all subhuman scum
>>61498942
rude
>playing Winston on Ilios
>>61497388
Based on all that we know. Everything points to an infinite oblivion of nothingness. It's alright I guess.
Justin Trudeau is really handsome.
Who's hungry?!
I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's restaurant for a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!
>>61499005
He's really not.
>>61499005
ur really handsome
>>61499018
try not to get shot on the way
Bebi?
>>61499018
grab me a 20 piece chicken mcnugget please
>>61498970
>playing double winston on a cp map against a tracer, genji, and lucio
Ignore the HaitiANO
Anyone watching the adult video awards?
Blacked.com actually won something.
>>61499042
Stay in denial.
>>61499046
Don't you ever compare his majesty to my ugliness ever again.
went to the local waterpark and saw some top notch ass n tits today, lads
The union forever, hurrah boys, hurrah
How do Mexican actors make hour-long soap operas for every weekday?
The stories me be vey bland.
>>61499174
>watching adult video awards
I'll watch when they can show nipple
>>61499174
The Jews did this
>>61499223
ur not ugly tho
>>61499174
>Blacked.com actually won something.
Did they win the "Most Racist Group in Porn, But No One Cares Because lolfreesex" award?
>>61499242
Its the same rehashed shit with obvious spins, just different actors.
>mfw young me once thought that eventually the telenovelas would end sometime
Really need a game to play, something kinda small, not long or triple A. Maybe something indie that you can play for a while and not feel repetitive
>>61499018
pick me up some mac n cheetos from the King dude
>>61499302
Seek help, weeb.
FRIENDLY & IMPORTANT REMINDER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBIfnPyK4rw
cats
>>61499317
Undermeme
'n Abend Jungen, bin wieder da.
>>61499357
genocide route is the most fun out of them all
that final battle with sans is actually challenging at the beginning
>>61499317
>something kinda small, not long or triple A.
are we talking about video games or your penis?
>I did the genocide route
>>61499416
did them all
including ur mom
>>61499174
Choose your character
>>61499443
Americucks
>>61499416
its too much repetitive work. its just easier to play pacifist.
>mexicans
>>61499315
No, dogfart is the most racist porn site, and its hilarious.
>>61499472
>cats
Is Mexico white?
>>61499478
Are they? I haven't watched a lot of their stuff, I'll have to now.
I need more cat pictures tbhwyf
>watching porn
move on to hentai
stop supporting the jews
>>61499317
Stick RPG 1/2
Doorbreakers
>>61499484
>cats
>>61499489
Is M*xico white?
>>61499506
but hentai is just cartoon porn
>>61499506
>stop supporting Jews
>support slant eye Jews instead
Good weeb.
is 2 pints a night for a month alcoholism?
>>61499520
but it is just drawings, and does not ruin people's lives
>>61499519
You're president is a handsome. Is he a corrupt asshole?
>>61499513
>cats
>>61499534
Is it ruining your life?
>>61499535
>does not ruin people's lives
Heh. What is /a/? Checkmate, king me. Nothing personal, kid.
Are white people white?
>>61499557
>cats
>>61499544
>Is he a corrupt asshole?
Also a faggot.
>>61499544
yeah
>>61499585
Aryan confirmed
yo was up my fellow Americans proud to be here
![17378400-Side-view-of-serious-policeman-writing-notes-on-a-white-background-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yt6QT2y.jpg "17378400-Side-view-of-serious-policeman-writing-notes-on-a-white-background-Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
Was the man who /cum/ed on you white, black, or hispanic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPDM0msZwQk
>>61499499
They have the standard cuck shit that you'd expect with white grills and black men, but then they also have the polar opposite stuff, black grills monologing into the camera about how much they love white dick and how white boys are so much nicer than black men etc. etc.
Very amusing stuff
>>61499586
>cats
>>61499626
>that laugh from Justin
ebin meme
>>61499683
>cats
>>61499626
God... this is all a comedy bit on their part right? An attempt at humor? They wave like their servo-motors are low on power. How hard is it to shake people's hands one at a time? It's really Trudeau's fault for doing that hip cool X-cross handshake stuff, throwing the old people off with his damn youth memes
>>61499717
>cats
>>61499753
>cats
>>61499762
>cats
laser gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzUoe-9bKa0
cats >>>>>>>>>>>>> anime girls
>>61499796
It's so, so close, but I gotta go with dem animes.
>take a bunch of benadryl
>still can't sleep
help
>>61499770
>cats
