Lavender town edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kshu7owGEI0
>>61460602
>tfw loved pokemon yellow and red and crystal and played it over and over again
>tfw bought x and Both ORAS and cant stand it
>go back to gen win and two and love it
why are the new pokes trash not even diamonds was fun
>>61460852
nostalgia, dude
we have fond memories of those games, that's it. I think both RBY and GSC are quality 90's JRPGs but they're not any better than something like final fantasy, chrono trigger or whatever else was good at the time too, and don't tell me you find those games as enthralling.
>>61460903
uh i never played that chink gook shit
i only played pokemon like every other god fearing american
and its not even nostaligia its just the new games are basically the same premise desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
Gonna learn Korean desu
>>61460945
all the new pokemon are shit
Sudbury, (Northern) Ontario.
160 000.
who /yukon/ here
>>61463083
I just uploaded the first chapter of my story to Wattpad and I feel like I want to die now.
No I'm not linking it.
Holy shit this guy's story on wattpad is pathetic
>>61463310
you're a daisy if you do
>tfw had a wet dream, my first in years, to Jazz fucking Jennings
What does it mean?
>>61460602
if u listend to lavendar town backwards u die
>>61463638
I dreamed that I kissed Anzu.
I'm not even sexually attracted to her.
>>61463346
Do it for me bro
>>61463426
Klondike gold rush mane
>>61463663
Well I'm not to Jazz either
I sat next to her on the bus, people started making fun of us, we get off the bus, hang out in a park, and then I fucked her brains out and came on her face
Was weird
>>61463690
Weird it's like what happened between me and your mom except it wasn't a dream and happened last week
>>61463663
>tfw when people talk about Anzu I think of the character from WoW and not the weebroach and it confuses me greatly
>>61463632
Sorry.
new new official /cum/ merchandise
pls use in future
>>61463743
I think of the NEET girl from iM@S.
She should cosplay her.
>>61463632
They die so young these days.
I'll use it in your honor.
tfw when you gamble on a fart and lose
>>61460602
Rumor has it that Lavender Town music has an underlying track played at a frequency only children can hear.
>>61463776
Anzu cosplaying as Anzu while riding Anzu mount fucking when?
>>61464017
while fighting Iskar and holding the Eye of Anzu
>>61463797
Lost how?
A little choco friend knocked on the back door a little too hard?
Or just let a loud one rip even though you wanted to stay quiet
God bless my Mexican friend
>>61464091
felt like i poo'd a little but it was ok
recent poll shows clinton and trump just about even
it also found this
>The poll found a similar gender divide as previous surveys: Clinton wins among women, 50% to 33%, while Trump has the advantage with men, 47% to 34%. -- He is also ahead by the same margin with white voters, while Clinton wins African-American voters, 91% to 1%, and Hispanic voters, 50% to 33%.
91%
why do blacks bitch about slavery, but support the party that enslaved them to welfare?
I keep having dreams about work. they happen almost every week night now.
what the FUCK???? sleep is supposed to be an escape. end my life.
>>61464790
When was the last time blacks voted republican?
>>61464593
That's one less cake in the world
>>61464888
It's a common sign that says you are not being challenged or are wanting change
>>61464888
In my experience it means you're still adjusting to your job or you don't have enough of a social life outside of it.
Either suck it up and get used to your job or get a hobby.
>>61464921
Speaking about cake, I'm baking the red velvet cake that I bought some weeks ago.
Next thing I want to bake is a mississippi mud pie.
Post 3D NOW
>>61468396
>blonde hair
>cow tits
Nice body though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7EhyOthI88
So you'd prefer....
>>61468586
fuck
yes. The color contrast with white skin is just nicer in my opinion.
test
>>61468527
You test God's mercy with posts like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI7cbaV5gA
5 days of not beating off
I'm struggling
>>61469267
no one cares if you touch your peepee or not
>>61460852
100% nostalgia
Black and white are objectively better than Redand Blue in pretty much every way
Mosquito bites all over my ankle
Just fucking end it lads
>>61469158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
world's best rapper t.b.h
>>61469267
7 reporting, my balls are bluer than all 7 oceans combined
>>61469882
>>61469267
>can't even go 3 days without bopping the bologna
I'm addicted
I wanna be a dad someday. Fuck all these selfish people and their memes. I never met a 40 year olds with no kids who didn't become dependent on a dog for love
>>61470296
>he hasn't accepted that he'll die alone
embrace it
>>61471513
this
Daily reminder to respect your health
Your body is a temple through which you may find balance.
>>61469459
Find a puddle of mud or make one.
Soak your ankles in that shit. It works for awhile as long as the mud dries. Rinse and repeat
>>61471642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVqsBgOvBI
Cover your whole body in it, you'll be invisible to their sensors
>>61471625
For breakfast I had 7 peices of bacon
>>61472092
You can do whatever you want, you have that freedom.
I'm just trying to help you be happier.
>>61463755
Plastic Nee-san is nuts
>>61472226
Shut up. I fucked your mom
>>61472382
The german flag kinda looks like a burger desu
There's a bun; meat, and, another bun
>>61472560
This is america, speak AMERICAN, not your foreign bullshit.
>>61472667
France is right
Almost the anniversary of the last time I exercised. Were going on 3 years. I'm so proud :^)
>>61460852
I feel severe nostalgia for gen 2, but it's hard for me to replay gen 1 now after realizing how broken it is. It's practically a beta.
Should I try the gen 1 remakes?
>>61473129
yellow is fine
>>61469267
Jacked off for 12 hours straight yesterday
i can't stop shitting
Up vote this post if you're you
>>61473163
the move pools are awful though
The Three Amigos summit is today lads, don't fuck this up Ottawa.
>>61470296
>being dependent on love
how do you guys dress?
(gameboy color is to play tetris, it is the best version of the game)
*looks at u*
*farts*
scum i tell you
SCUM
im at work and want to have a nap in the bathroom for a bit but someone is working right outside the bathroom so it would be suspicious
hello my friends.
>USAexit
>>61463755
what mango is this?
>>61476973
suh
>>61476084
>>61476252
>>61476573
underrated posts
my mum's crying because her uncle died and I don't know how to talk to her because I am awkward
>>61477245
r u a girl
>>61477261
no I am a weak male
if you are a girl reading this you're my gf now
Can someone help us to learn English language in Skype? We need a native speaker.
https://join.skype.com/At9vMAWH5XWR
>>61477350
like two people pissing on your dick
>>61477350
Why are they peeing on his penis?
>sleep for 13 hours
>wake up feeling sick again
JUST
>>61477376
Blyat cyka, stay in snowman land
>>61477426
fuck off, toothpaste
>>61477478
You have same color pedik
Good morning
>>61477478
cyka))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>61460602
really hate myself lads
just bought 6 eclairs from the bakery and a 2L carton of whole milk
>>61477514
bwen nose DS
>>61477514
BIG
>>61477510
Pls, stop bullying me
>>61477540
that must mean you have friends to share with
>>61477540
>not doing a full GOMAD
Having some tasty fruit as a morning snack, lads
>>61477683
good lad
>watching documentary on the border patrol
I FUCKING HATE MEXICO FUCKING BUILD THAT SHIT YOU FILTH
>>61478154
what do they show?
>>61478154
>t. whiteboi that just watched a documentary and thinks he has it all figured out
>>61478154
Ok...
Amigo.
>>61478154
>tfw Trump is going to ban illegal Mexican boypussies from being imported
I keep hearing people mention this vapeman guy, wtf are people talking about?
>>61478310
he's a meme the brits tried to steal from us
next are our women
>>61478310
We don't mention his name around these parts. "They" are watching us.
I suggest you prune that post of yours if you don't want any trouble.
>>61478208
Chicanos busting Mexican drug smugglers
>bought a manual car
>it's BTFO driving it
Fuck
gmorning, lads
>Trump wants the US out of NAFTA
>>61478707
>wakes up at 10:45am
Fucking NEET
>>61478413
>>61478414
whoa what happened here?
>>61478773
I want to escape the NEET life but I dont get enough hours at work
>>61460602
Man, I miss being a kid. Before I figured out how fucked up the world really is. Disney movies didn't prepare me for this.
>>61478924
>tfw i only got to be a neet once for a couple months over 8 years ago
>>61478310
>>61478847
Hey, homes, you're new here so imma just tell you to delete that post before bad shit happens. Shibiddy diggidy, amigo?
>>61478924
>wants to escape NEET life
>has a job
You already have lad
>>61479090
so why am I still here all day
>halfway through border patrol documentary
>innocent Mexican driver was transporting drugs unknowingly
S-sorry Mexico
>>61478673
>Read a manual
You're doing it wrong m8
>>61462939
Gross dude
>>61479214
he meant a standard car douchenozzle
>>61463083
I love the Yukon!
>>61463083
yu kon suck my dick
>>61479184
>ywn save them
JDIMSA
..............
@61479681
Wanna trade (You)'s?
whats a fun cute name I can use for online games?
that is forbidden
>>61479759
Cutedude
>>61479759
xxxSephiroth1997xxx
>>61479759
xXMETALxGEARXx
>>61479759
CockSlut69
>>61479123
Because you have no friends or hobbies
>>61479759
ifarted69
>>61479856
thats not true, I have plenty of hobbies
>>61479838
>>61479868
Mean names
>>>>>>>>/out/
>>61479759
yaoiboi222
Haven't jerked off in 2 days
I feel like a new man
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>61479878
like sucking dick
>>61479878
Such as? Why aren't you off doing them?
Is this the next love story?
>>61480091
I hope so
>tfw no cana-chan bf
>>61479971
>fell for the nofap meme
>oh boy, time to get my test levels checked, they're gonna be off the charts
>343ng
fuck my shit up to be honest
>find pizza bagel bites in freezer
>unopened, pretty sure they've been in there for around 2 years
>no idea where they came from
>check package
>expired about 3 months ago
>currently eating them
I sure hope I don't get sick.
whens the last time you had a burger, cum?
>>61480225
You'd know if they were bad. If it doesn't smell rotten you'll be good.
>>61480310
I'm going to have one today. Heehee
>>61480091
truly beautiful
Ok, which one of you burgers did this?
>>61480339
The only thing I'm worried might make me sick is the cheese, but if they've been in the freezer, I think they should be okay.
>>61480391
what the fuck is an ankara
>>61480391
delet this
it is disrespectful for a burger to be touching the ground
>>61480391
>>61480423
I think it's an anime :^)
i <3 u sasssy
Should I consider getting the extra flags script?
Hung out with a grill last night and we didnt even fug
Disappointing
pretty bored desu
How do I overcome social anxiety?
>>61481250
DRUGS
R
U
G
S
;__;
>>61481250
Alcohol
>>61481162
>you will never fuck that qt in the red
>>61481250
winners don't think about losing
>>61481306
>>61481317
elaborate
>>61481250
just be yourself :)
>>61481250
By realizing it's a meme created by yoir brain because it thinks your too stupid to handle social situations yourself
It's not a quick or easy process but eventually you'll begin to understand on a subconscious level that it's all in your head
Next time you start getting social anxiety thoughts, ask yourself: why am I having these thoughts? What's the basis for them? Is it reasonable or unreasonable? Or maybe it's unreasonable but you think it's reasonable. After you find what's at the core of these feelings, assess them. More importantly though, understand that you don't need to feel that way. It's just aautomatic response by your body and can be overcome with enough mental fortitude.
>>61481469
That is a great answer
I'll keep it in mind, thanks lad
>>61480052
rude
I didn't realize Mexicans needed Visas to go to Canada, that was cold blooded leafboos.
been doing heroin casually lately
i don't understand what the whole hubbub is with people getting addicted or dying, fucking up their lives etc
>>61481850
Don't do heroin, man.
>>61481887
>>61481916
it's a pleasurable experience i think everyone should indulge in every so often
>>61481850
Heroin is something I'd like to try once in my life despite all evidence not to do it
>>61481850
>doing something casually
go hard or go home, never do something half hearted
>>61481850
Pathetic, degenerate, leaf.
>>61481850
you're such a fucking idiot
>haven't even legalized weed yet and more people are doing heroin
COINCIDENCE??????
Reminder that weed also makes you addicted and can permanently affect your cognitive skills.
>>61482185
Don't talk to me or Canada's new butt buddy ever again.
My uncle overdosed on Marijuana and died from a shared Bong
>>61482185
I've smoked weed only twice in my 20 years of life and I didn't feel any different nor became addicted to it
It's just weak people who believe they "got addicted" the ones who give it a bad reputation
>>61482185
it's just a plant maaaan
>>61481866
Good lad. What did you shoot?
Not a school I hope ;^)
Lmao Weedman, Obummer, and some spic talking about North America on CNN right now.
Canada-Mexico relations stronger than ever. NAFTA BTFO
>>61469267
how the fuck do you fags do this. Im trying to discipline myself to go one day on, one day off, and that is fucking hard.
>>61481850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jv6TfPqwk
>>61469267
I'm going on 8 days now
But only because I'm on vacation with my family
>still no Wildflower leak
5 days without nutting
We're all gonna make it bros
>>61464790
>>61464896
black people switched when republicans started to pander to racist (the blacks are coming to steal your jobs) during the great migration
>he fell for the nofap meme
The damn janny deleted the feet
>>61482954
I needed to hear that. I've been jerking it every day for the past 3 weeks.
>>61483090
based
>>61483063
I'm just holding out so that when I do fap it feels better than normal
Private steam profiles are like the betas of an already beta community
65% sure I have thyroid cancer
>>61483161
So 3 WebMD articles
>>61483210
And two weeks of swollen lymph nodes. Plus, a small bump just above my adams apple.
>>61483063
nofap might be a meme, but cultivating self-discipline, and having way better orgasms is cool. If I fap twice a day I barely feel anything after a while. Also there's something... wholesome about blowing your load to a picture of a clothed woman rather than some gross hardcore stuff.
>>61483063
I'm not doing it for "improvement" or whatever tho, I stop jacking off because I realized it's a waste of time
>>61483302
RIP anon
he was a gud boi
Really?
For me it's the opposite
I stop fapping or a week so that when I do fap again I feel more horny than normal and fap to more depraved porn
>mfw I learn about the NHS
Dese commies need a lesson in da free market desu
I ate a lot and feel like puking. tfw you'll always be a stick
>>61483792
>based hickock
keep the hood safe H
The jannys are really awful today
>>61483980
I wouldn't doubt it
three amigos summit bros! Get in here!
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/global-news-live-from-ottawa-and-north-american-leaders-summit/ar-AAhMDMt?ocid=spartandhp
>>61483980
shut the fuck up Muhammad, this thread is now about the three amigos
Yesterday i earned that Germans are not good people
>>61483980
not your business anyway, faggot
>>61484026
Fuck off
/gum/ would be better than /cum/
who here /baggedwater/
>>61484071
Absolutely shit taste
Three amigos summit get hype!
>Canadians get an extra question
this injustice will not stand
>>61484086
Why?
>>61484180
my dad puts frozen water on a plastic bag on his knee because of the pain
>>61484243
But that moosefucker up there literally bought bagged drinking water
USA USA USA USA
>>61484298
what does this even mean
>>61484298
BIG
AMERICAN
TITS
>>61484071
shut the fuck up
>>61478310
>>61478847
DELET THIS
>>61484403
we lead the world in titties
>>61484361
SMALL
GERMAN
BOOBS
>me, everytime i look at a mirror
Was driving down Charlotte street to'ay when some faggot from the sands came rippin down the road blastin nicklehead or whatever it was and he rear ended the car besides me. I was about like 20cm from getting in a crash with a 14 year old powerplayer who had one too many Keiths.
How was your day /cum/?
>>61481435
*bee
>>61484494
Trudeau is a weenie
Trudon't talking about pan-nationalism LOL
>>61484596
Yeah a cute weenie
I have discovered LITERALLY the most comfy Youtube channel in the world.
It's a cooking channel based on 18th century recipes in the US, and he is just such a nice guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hhRbd41rA
>I'm a tits/ass man
Normies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/out/
>>61484650
kay
>>61484626
At some point in the near future I am getting baked and binge watching this man while he makes his colonial pies
Thank u anon
>>61484725
>tfw OSRS isnt as fun as it was in 2006
I miss all the player interaction and wonder
>>61484725
Scrub lord
>>61484796
I miss the hustle
>>61484796
and knowing already what to do makes it pretty boring imo
>>61484626
He looks so happy and proud :3
>>61484975
I'm very tired of you posting feet
Feet are for walking and kicking and pushing shit with, Not sucking, Why would you suck on a foot? That's not okay man.
>>61485066
What did this poster mean by this?