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あんやと
>>61470350
Guy has derpy eyes.
Woman is gorgeous.
ore wa nippon
>>61470330
おつー!富士山?
英語離脱の国民投票
>>61470521
うん、富士山だよ
>>61470533
投票用紙は英語のみ
まんまんみてちんちんおっき
>>61470667
それはノンケという病気という
かなり深刻なので早く治せばいい
>>61470559
山梨側からだね
見る場所や季節によって雰囲気変わるから良いね。
ごちんちんの画像を貼れば正確に診断できると思うよ
>>61470706
>ノンケという病気
えっ!?
高校生の時に皆でホテルの無料AV観たり本屋でエロ本みたりしながら皆で
「なんでこんなのを男子って喜ぶんだろうね。毛を見てもつまんなくね?」って言いあってたわ
今でも思うけどストーリー性って必要ないの?
>>61470917
そうだよ
医療始めないとチンポが外れる
治し方は簡単だよ
おしゃぶり一服で治る
>>61471023
>>61470917
でもホモがやらないと効かない
女がやると悪化するらしい
>>61471023
>>61471085
世の中みんな病気じゃねぇかw
そのまま保存治療で逝こうと思います
>>61470962
だからエロゲームが人気でたんじゃないか
毛にストーリーは必要ない
based Ichiro Suzuki
He isn't good at English and needs a interpreter, but he has been studying Spanish for a few years and he talks with players from Spanish speaking countries, since he thinks they would be happy if he speaks Spanish.
>>61471346
エロゲが実写ならもっと需要があるんじゃないかと思うけどそこは違うもの?
というかそもそもAVにストーリー性が無いのが解せないんだ
>>61471721
一応、AVにも企画物や生徒と教師や看護婦みたいなストーリものも有るけれど、
アニメみたいなのは現実の制限を超えれるところが魅力ではないだろうか。
あと基本的に、そこまでじっくり見てる人も少数だろと思う。
ばーちゃんち行ったら戦前の中等学校の教科書が出てきた。
>go to 2chan
>click random board
>all threads are pretty much cp
Why are you japs pedos?
>>61471023
穴はおしゃぶりする方?される方?
テク上手いの?
>>61472422
ぜひ鑑定団へ
>>61472098
…じっくり観すぎてたから画面変わって急にそれ!?って逆にゲラゲラしてしまったのかも
>アニメみたいなのは現実の制限を超えれる
でもそうなったら結局人間同士現実を超える事はできないだろうにと思うけどなー
男ん人はそこまでみてなくて毛とか場面が大事?らしいのはやっぱり不思議
あ、ちんぽが外れてきた
>>61472594
no one can understand japs' thoughts
>>61471085
初めまして?
>>61472594
>2chan
Can foreign IP access ?
>>61472961
>no one can understand gooks' thoughts
>>61472727
>結局人間同士現実を超える事はできないだろうに
ここ、よく意味が分からない。
>毛とか場面が大事?らしいのはやっぱり不思議
一般的に男の方が即物的だよ。サクッと抜きたいという人も多いだろうし、逆に、こういうのがお勧めとか有る?
>>61472422
石油のこととか書いてある?
Why not give it another try?
If I’m at a restaurant with a friend, and he says he will be drinking tea, and asks me what I want, can I say
おちゃものみます。
?
>>61473256
もう帰っちゃったから分からないや。
>>61473195
JAP APOLOGIZE TO US
>>61471085
僕は日本人じゃない
>>61473386
HAHAHA WHY?
>>61473346
私もお茶飲みます
>>61473352
なるほど。
日本の教育は基本的に明治から変わらないはずなんだ。
戦前ってのはそこからの脱却を図って暴れてたわけだから。
結局失敗して元の道だがw
でも旬なネタなら面白そうだ。
アジア中心と書いてあるのも少し面白い。
>>61473346
Also, is this grammatically correct?
紅茶を二つとケーキとパフェを一つ下さい
”Two black teas, and one cake and parfait"
>>61473560
Yes.
>>61473430
It's quite unlike you to give up.
>>61473442
こんばんは、ペル君
一緒にジャップ劣等列島に原爆を落としませんか?
Frogs appeared.
>>61473473
war crime :^)
>>61473596
>>61473482
Arigatou gozaimasu nihonjin
>>61473756
Was busy
>>61473197
>現実を超える事はできない
エロゲの事はよくわからないのに幼げな割には体の発達したロリっぽい(ゴメン)子が…みたいなイメージしかなくて申し訳ないけど
展開にしろ行為にしろ現実の物を超えた所に興奮ポイントを持ってきても一生それを生で体験できないならしょうがなくね?と思うって事だよ
でもサクッと抜くには場面で十分って事かー
お勧め…無いッス
むしろこっちが聞きたい
>>61473811
There are Korean war crimes (including death penalty) in ww2.
Let's apologize with together.
>>61473886
We don't have to apologize because we were forced to do that by you japs : ^ )
>>61473970
Why could'nt Gooks resis?
>>61473970
then apologize for the rapes the 800 000 koreans soldiers did during the vietnam war
korea is also a war criminal
http://www.examiner.com/article/why-has-south-korea-still-not-apologized-to-the-vietnam-comfort-women-2
>>61474216
we resisted though
>>61473718 alone
>>61474439
https://www.change.org/p/president-park-geun-hye-apologize-for-the-systemic-rape-of-vietnamese-women-during-the-vietnam-war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWMFMB5W52o
ちゅっ ちゅっ ちゅっ
>>61473386
What for? What's bad about throwing a gook into vacuum room and kill it for scientific purpose?
>>61473970
If we glorious Japanese Imperial Army didn't invaded and massacred you, you were still an uncivilized poop-eating, Chinese colonized cockroaches. Japan, what a kind and nice country.
>>61474439
>Chinks didn't give up until reverse the situation
Did gooks fought in Japan partner?
>>61474678
Stop using a ploxy
>>61474749
>a ploxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMGoEXZKfUY&t=88
Netouyo Shi Ne
>>61474749
>ploxy
kek, learn2english, dumb jap
arone
Lai Dai Han - the group of people who were born from Vietnamese women who were raped by Korean soldiers
>>61474612
ドンドンドンドンドンドン
>>61473718
pun level: gaijin
>>61475259
何ぞその音
99% of the nations abused other humans
humans are an agressive race
thats why I dont plan to have kids
let the humanity dissapear
>>61475678
Oh I'm sure your decision will be one of enormous impact, Peru.
>>61473970
No, there ware 50 times of volunteer soldiers for recruitment in the Korean Peninsula..
Korean wanted to fight as Japanese very much at that time.
>>61474781
Are they called Bee Zed or Bee Zee?
>>61476171
ビーズ(biizu)
>>61475894
The fuck? You skin cancer monkeys are inferior to we Japanese.
So I decide the right to reply to you or not.
You white inferior gorilla-looking monkeys were spread from one DNA mutated guy. You call me monkeys? Don't make me laugh you malformation creatures.
Look at your primitive man like face. Look at your hairy body like animals. See? Now you are more close to monkeys. White monkeys, 笑い.
Fucking die of a skin cancer you inferior malformations.
Let's not forget to wear sunglasses to avoid eyeballs cancer, 笑い.
>>61476297
sweet
>>61476487
>japs are learning to banter and construct English sentences that make sense
unbelievable
>>61476592
fuck off france
>>61476487
But asian and black people have flat gorilla faces??
>>61476750
>Now apologize to your master you fucking monkey or you get no bananas
fucking hell
i'm gonna stick around for a bit
>>61476851
haha
are they ching chongs or nips?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/684259/George-Soros-100-million-euro-bet-Deutsche-bank-collapse-shares-EU-referendum-Brexit
>>61476925
probably from china
>>61476750
No that's not right. We enslaved you skin cancer monkeys and forced to dig a hole till yall die. So I am a higher person than you. You the master? Nah笑い. I, The master of the slaves.
You want another torture from Imperial Japanese Army?
White monkeys are said that they are resistant to cold. So we thrown Ketous to a freezer room for scientific experiments. But not for fun, not because we hate you. We Japanese are kind and not barbarous like you racist criminals.
You know what, I actually missed Thailand. Welcome back, shitposting friend.
>>61477025
your cock is small so even the poorest african man is superior to you
while you need to work your entire life to earn money and then impress woman, any black man can give the ultimate pleasure to any woman instantly
>>61477165
this
these threads are boring without him
What's a "Ketou"?
>>61477283
It means "friend".
>>61477499
what das aniki mean?
>>61477244
Small cock is another butthurt proaganda that whites made up. I saw nudist pictures and 90% of them have tiny dicks. But you see only big dicks in their porn. Why? Because there is deep discrimination about size in west. So tiny dick westerners can't show themselves in porn industries.
In the point of getting a women, being a black or white doesn't gives me a privilege. In Japan, being Japanese is the best thing after all.
>>61477614
Black or white people can never be Japanese though.
>>61477580
It means "friend".
>>61477767
What does GO HOMU WAITU PIGGU mean?
>>61477662
I know right. I talked in the context of "what if I was". By the way good job in leaving EU and you should kick out all the anti-UK foreigners too.
>>61477025
>We enslaved you skin cancer monkeys and forced to dig a hole till yall die
>I, The master of the slaves.
> So we thrown Ketous to a freezer room for scientific experiments
>We Japanese are kind and not barbarous
Koike declared a candidacy for the Governor of Tokyo.
Maybe she will win.
>>61477816
It means "go home, friend".
>>61477854
ok I surrender now
>>61477822
Cheers, mate.
>>61477920
I see
>>61477949
fuck off france
>>61477880
>koike
is she an australian jew?
>>61478050
lel
>>61477880
Refugees incoming :--DD
>>61477880
Japanese merkel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIsucThO4m4
>>61477025
もう寝なさい
>>61477880
Just another boring neo-lib nothing will change.
>>61477880
Koike is conservative.
She worked as Minister of Defense in the before.
what's up friends
I'm at work and bored
>>61479857
well thats not very productive of you
>>61480120
there is nothing to do
ㅠㅠ
ㅇ
>>61479857
It's 8:30pm, anon. Did you forget to clock off your shift today?
>>61480598
I only work late because I still go to school
ㄷㅇㅅㅇㄱㅡㅡㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>61481043
Fucking good. That retard will lose 100 mio.
>>61481043
상관 없어요
なーーーーに過疎ってんだよこの糞スレが笑い
コレハ!
Adding 笑い at the end of sentences feels awkward. had better use (笑) or www. The latter is often used on net.
2 days until new Berserk
I can't believe it's actually happedening
![[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.17_[2015.05.16_22.09.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q0zvJ5a.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 10 [720p].mkv snapshot 05.17 [2015.05.16 22.09.16]")
>>61482162
これ超ウケルワールドワイドウェブ
wwwをよく使えた?
61481043 (Peru)
he invested 100 million in shorts, that has nothing to do with betting on a bank collapse
>>61480508
what do you work as, i want in
>>61482162
何言ってるんだこいつ笑い
ohayo gozaimasu. anon desu kankoku daisuki. anatawa wo hanaga no kore wa ikaruga desu
This namefag was caught posting in /fit/
We must make him post his naked body
What's the best Anki deck for a beginner?
>>61482333
pizzeria
>>61477767
:^)
>>61482299
from what I know about stock markets
Soros got a lend of several deustche bank shares with a value of 100 million euros from his broker
he already sold those shares
and he is now waiting to the shares prices to fall down so he can buy the same quantity of shares for a cheaoer price then return those to his broker
>>61482551
For what? Vocab? Grammar? Kanji?
Personally I used Tae Kim for grammar(you can just make your own deck, there's not that many bits to it)
Vocab: Core 10k has 10 thousand words, spaced in order of how frequently they appear in newspapers I think.
Kanji: Personally I used Heisig, so I used an RTK deck
>>61483299
meant Vocab/Kanji
I already use Tae Kim, I'll try core 10k then, thanks
hey
I'm home
Good morning, anons
>>61485124
go back to sleep
>>61485124
Good morning gozaimasu, anon.
Try your best this Thursday.
>>61485124
おはよう ございます
日本人
初めまして
>>61485434
...初めまして?
the word "japan" matches well with many words
>japanon
>japanty
>japanoise
>japanimation
>>61485588
Japanknees
Japantaloons
Japanzerfaust
Kobe is like the partner of Boeun
Do you like Ayu Nakada? She is really good
>>61485588
japanflute
>>61485504
It was probably exaggerated. Every country has done terrible things. The Japanese had terrible things done to them in return and they took it without outrage so they feel like everyone else should get over the past because they don't dwell on it themselves.
At least that's the way I see it.
神戸は私のズボンで牛肉と私の牛を持っています
Ohio lads
>>61485588
japsuckmyballs
>>61485757
>>61485588
Japanschluss
>>61486394
Oh, hi yo.
>>61486424
rude
>>61486448
lol
>>61486448
MEIN KÖRPER IST BEREIT
>>61486663
Don't EVER post that image again
>>61486737
Mira thread?
>>61486819
Why all Jvloger are depressed?
Litterally nobody on youtube complain except them.
It's like they realise they made a mistake by coming to japan but they will deny it no matter what because their weeboo mind won't accept it.
>>61486987
Tbh. I think she got better in Japan. Pic is her when she was still living in Canada
>>61486819
I have no idea who she is
>>61486987
They all have youtube channels because they're lonely and no natives want to talk to them.
>>61487084
She's a(n) (in)famous j-vlogger called Kanadajin3
>>61487159
>j-vlogger
??
Thanks anyway
>>61486394
Oh, hi yo (gozaimasu)
>>61487065
>>61487159
What the hell. She's borderline psycho is she.
>>61487237
Sorry for the lack of explanation.They're basically foreigners who live in Japan and make money by uploading youtube videos about Japan.
This is her channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/kanadajin3
fuck you nerds(^_^)
>>61487342
Yeah you better be sorry
>>61487328
Yeah
>>61487359
fuck you right back
xoxo
>>61487359
>implying you aren't a nerd yourself
>>61487342
Ah, she is youtuber, I got it
Thanks for explanation
>>61478421
are you jealous of him peru?
>>61480508
whats your job
do you like me or the Korean footballer posting German better?
>>61487435
何やっとんじゃジャーマンチョンプレックス
>>61487366
>YAYL
>you apologize you lose
>>61487237
A "blog" is where you write about something in an informal way, usually about your life or a hobby or something. A "vlog" is like a blog, but a video instead of writing. And then the "j" just stands for "japan".
>>61487526
>>61478421
Btw, this fat fuck claims he got Japanese citizenship after living in Japan for only 9 years. How is that possible?
I need a good exit strategy for the when the West becomes totally negrified and shitskinified
>>61487668
俺は彼奴じゃないのに
>>61487668
>ジャーマンチョンプレックス
?
>>61487781
Marriage maybe?
Lol the japs have been brainwashed into thinking their colonies were grateful to them.
そうだ、ドイツに行こう
I miss Korea so much
I miss my gf
It's lonely out in Germany
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no
I'm a Koreaboo
Koreaboo
Shitposting every day here alone
>>61487969
I don't think anybody here beleive that.
Not that it's important or not.
>>61487852
韓国の好きなドイツ人の荒らしについての書き込みだろう
>>61487862
would any Japanese woman really marry a 29 year old fat ass English teacher manlet?
>>61488056
おーもう発売されたのだね?
>>61488142
Even Mira was married
深夜に3回抜いたらチンコ痛い
>>61488142
The girl in the video sounds to have a social skill issue.
>vacation in countryside in japan in traditional style jap hotel
>go to your room after a long day
>open door
>see this
wat do
>>61488058
are you the foot fetish german guy, or the Korean in Germany
>>61477025
Calm down lad.
>>61488458
neither
>>61488142
>>61488290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u6vf9bu2ag
>>61488594
Peru anon why are you so obsessed with this sort of things. Still the hatred in your heart please.
>>61488594
his jap bitch was ugly as fuck. I can see why he fled to Thailand.
I hear once you hit 25-30 in Japan you're fucked. the young 18-24 year old hot girls won't even look at you, especially if you're a gaijin
Meanwhile, you can date a 21 year old 8 or 9/10 as a 40 year old in Thailand
>>61488594
what an ugly pair...they deserve each other.
>>61488056
あー……
>>61488735
shut up you stupid cunt
>>61488735
you probably end up feeding her entire relatives.
There's no Boeun game tomorrow. I recommend to watch the Gumi match.
Of course they have Yuri Choi the all time no. 2 qt, but the cutest in the team is actually Eunhye Ha.
Gumi are the best imho.
>>61488329
女の人は死んだか。
>>61488812
目が悪いんだけどこれはイタリア?アイルランド?
>>61488329
お尻に入れてもいいですか
>>61488824
しょうがない、冷めらないうちにもう一度ハメよう
>>61488902
アイルランド
PCなら国旗にマウスオーバー
スマホなら国旗をタップしてファイル名で確認できるで
>>61488735
Actually a lot of J girls in their 20s date middle aged men exclusively.
>>61488214
The eyes of this guy look pretty scary and souless. Im pretty positive he hide bodies in his closet
>>61489141
only if they're extremely rich or famous. and they basically use them for money
>>61489087
ありがとう
PCじゃないとわからんと思ってたわ
>>61488718
>>61488735
>>61488759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCqRB9R9hs
あああ明日大学に行きたくない,ただの時間の浪費なのに行かなければならない
아이고!
>>61489220
No, if they're financially stable.
>>61489276
>363 dislikes
kek, gook guys be mad as fuck
see. you can get a semi hot gf in pretty much every Asian country as a white guy except Japan. why are jap cunts so racist these days? their country will soon be Philippines tier
>>61489590
どうして病気のふりをしないか
>>61489690
Anyone can get a gf anywhere if they're audacious, assertive and decent looking
>>61489276
>All the kim disliking the video
top kek
Also this guy is fucking creepy
>>61489690
They're the only country that has to worry about the large influx of neckbeards, who think they know everything about the country from their knowledge of anime
>>61489768
どうして怠ける事を推奨するのか
Why foreigners here don't try to get a gf in their country?
Are they fucking losers?
>>61489916
「時間の浪費」って言ったんだ
行かないと決めたら問題ない
>>61490102
yes (except for me)
>>61490102
Yes, but you have to admit that the girls in the west are scary
>>61490124
まあそれはそれとして、久しぶりに会った気がする
色々話したいが仕事に行かなきゃならん
さらばじゃ
>>61489768
普通にそうするだろう, でも試験の資料を持って行くのは必要だ
>>61489916
別に大した事じゃない
>>61490102
>Why foreigners here don't try to get a gf in their country?
>>61490102
me getting a peru gf is totally a bad idea, probably the worst idea ever
and if her parents are criminals for sure Im going to be kidnapped
she can end stealing all my family money
>>61490404
>gf
>sure Im going to be kidnapped
>she can end stealing all my family money
That's called marriage lad
日本語喋れ
>>61470350
nice couple
>>61490502
コレ ワ ペン デス
Senpai, pls notice me
>>61490395
kek. when I was in Korea this girl took me to see frozen
she said it was a couples movie, and wanted to see it especially with me
>>61490102
アメリカ人女は怖いですよ!
>>61490734
Your not my senpai, Greek
>>61490722
You must be over 18 to post here lad
>>61490771
Does that mean no buttsecks?
>>61490848
newsflash: Asians, and Asian girls are immature as fuck
>>61490102
Yes. Japan isn't an attractive country for professionals, only for people with an emotional attachment to it, namely weebs, people with aspergers and so on. Most these are quite literally in the dating sense losers.
>>61490860
No, only Tanaka-senpai can touch my ass
Would I be able to pick up Japanese girls if I look like this?
>>61490102
ayy
>>61490917
On the other hand westerners like us who spend our days on a site that's dedicated to chinese cartoons are the pinnacle of maturity
>>61491002
hey I found waldo
>>61490102
>>61490964
He's right, in reality, only retards are exported to Japan. Good luck having your shitty country ruined and cucked by American garbage
>>61490917
You're an Asian girl?
>>61491057
He's called Wally, m8
>>61491002
なんちゅうダサい服や
>>61491002
are you bent?
>>61491097
It's called Where's Waldo you dumb faggot if you stopped sweeping chimneys for one second you'd know that
>>61491097
>>61491149
Here he's called Walter, doesn't matter I found him at last my life is complete
>>61491149
tfw the japanese use Wally
dumb japs
>>61491071
One of my family members went to Japan and he's a forest engineer. Don't know too much about him, but I heard he's decently smart.
>>61490502
こんにちは ぼくは ぺん です
>>61491301
every country has attractive positions for very highly educated or specialized professions but these are really the minority
>>61491002
Fucking kek is that you Joe
>>61491149
Go find a "Sorcerer's Stone" you fat cum squirt
>>61490964
>>61491071
Sounds like you are losers though.
would any of you be able to talk to an Asian girl like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDJVNLGA3Vk
>>61491471
We're all posting on 4chan, why even hide it
>>61491524
I know you have a gf irl.
>>61491524
I'm not a loser
Funny thing is gaijins who say "I'm a loser" isn't a loser.
>>61491471
you're absolutely right
>>61491669
every white guy automatically has more value than a jap because japs are dorky hikkis and NEETs
>>61491566
I still don't feel acomplished or anything. The worst thing is that I also have a job and need to get up in 6h...
>>61491574
If youuuu say so then I'm sure it's true
y Asian grill have superior feet
>>61491812
They generally weigh less, so there's less pressure on their feet.
>>61491856
So you could create the perfect girl by attaching baloons to her while she's young?
>>61490102
Because white women are basically no different from men, now, except for their lower intellect and uncontrollable emotions.
>>61491946
and boobs
>>61490102
i have trained myself to become a homosexual that likes cute boys
>>61491002
>no sonichu pendant
It's like you're not even trying.
>>61491737
Hola
Rodríguez
It's 1 am and I'm really hungry
what should I do?
>>61492062
Go to sleep
>>61492062
fap
>>61492069
but I want to read your interesting posts
>>61492062
Eat some bread and corned beef.
>>61492062
I just filled some rice in my cooker,
and will eat delicious koshihikari rice with eggs and mayo/soy-sauce.
寝たくないでも寝ないとダメだ
おやすみなさい
>>61492119
Well, I am going to sleep
おやすみなさい
I will make the next thread after I got up
>>61492113
I'm a fapstronaut
>>61492145
I'm a vegan
>>61492062
get some currybratwurst from the kebab stand down the street hans
>>61492190
おやちゅううううううみなしあい京子ちゃん
>>61492302
I don't like Currywurst
sausage, ketchup and curry powder. boring
>>61485083
この画像使っていいかな
>>61492629
何のために?単独で私の最愛の人を残します
>>61492705
Stop using that fucking translator
what would a 16 year old Japanese girl think of a grow adult gaijin male going to a Babymetal concert?
Would they think you're a freak, or is it just the norm in japan since all Jap men are inherently pedos?
>>61492772
stop speaking Japanese
>>61492705
次のスレッドの画像に使ってもいいかな?
>>61492826
I'm using English now, funking koreaboo
>>61492840
いいえ、あなたは私のガールフレンドを使用することはできません
NEW THREAD
>>61493030
>>61493030
>>61492893
じゃあ今度使うね
>>61493134
一人で私の最愛の人を残します
