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>>61446693
First for Somalia
hi leaving this up on the top
going to tokyo in 3 days if anyone in japan wanna meet us up please respond!
>>61446693
I almost made one...but crisis averted. Otsu!
>>61446777
Don't worry, anon. In a parallel universe, you made the thread and it was a good one.
Also, nice vegas trips.
>>61446867
How much did you get it for?
>>61446732
RARE
A
R
E
pls be my friend
>>61447291
hi wanna be friends?
>>61447375
no, only koreans
友達って何
愛って何
>>61446988
MARTIAN
A
R
T
I
A
N
We Japanese liberals support Gary Johnson.
He would make a great president.
>>61447410
racis
>>61447583
I am not going to Africa or Tokyo
He can't go to a football game with me
>>61447423
リア充:「一緒にいると楽しくなる人々」
ニート:「リア充が自分と何かを見たり飲んだり話したり食べたりする人を指す言葉。(そんなこと一人でも全部できるのになぜ一緒にするんだ?面倒いぜ。理解できない」
>>61447494
リア充:「大切な人と一緒にいる時の感情」
ニート:「何かを犯したくなる時の気分」
>>61447703
I am genuinely afraid of weirding you out. I'd rather be murdered by you than weird you out. That will be much more bearable.
>>61446693
乙
>>61447709
(´;ω;`)
>>61447806
why would you weird me out? do you have 2 heads?
I would be too thankful to to be weirded out. still better than being alone
>>61447966
It's better to be alone than pretending to be something I'm not.
>>61447966
attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
>>61446732
Do you have LINE account?
>>61448104
oh that's ok. My best friend in elementary school had it too
I also had to spend 1 year tutoring elementary school students that had adhd or something similar (for high school).
and my idol Rainer Winkler aka Drachenlord has it too
>>61448413
>My best friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRAVEL WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
>>61448474
that was 12 years ago
I bet you had friends too when you were younger
Having friends isn't something bad if the friend is a cool person
>>61448301
no sorry should I get it? I have skype or email too
> イスタンブールでテロ
もう一度オスマン帝国を作ってよいよ
>>61446693
Captain Bryant toka. Me ni omae yo.
>>61448582
i did not say its bad
i dont have it so it makes me mad
>>61446988
Stop posting this hideous hag.
>>61449020
be my friend then
we can write or skype so you can see if it makes you uncomfortable or not
and then your life will get better
>>61449020
Just go watch the game with him. :3
Most Koreans are kind of weird 2bh, so you're probably just being insecure and are more normal than the rest of your countrymen.
>>61446693
>>61449020
I have friends who I truly do like but I always decline to hang out with them. I like being alone and never go out unless we get drunk which is rare. It's a surprise they're still my friends.
Loneliness sucks sometimes but usually it's great.
>>61448586
>no sorry should I get it?
Yes. It will make us communicate easily outside. (if you have a smartphone)
it depends
when are you arriving
>>61449020
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, anon.
It's often the case that we regret our inaction more than our actions.
>>61449468
late July/August
I will melt
human matting
>>61449594
i will try hard until then
>>61449930
cool. but what do you want to try? just be yourself it's ok
I have to sleep now because I'm a normie and have to get up in 4 hours
anyway add me on skype or kakao (inb4 normie ree) sometime. you rule
>>61449498
Not true. Rejection is worse than not trying.
おっぱいようごさいます
>>61450258
not in the long term
こっちか
>>61450298
Especially in the long term.
>>61450290
g、ぐっどもーにん
>>61450298
g、ぐーてんもるごす
Alright question, is teaching English in Japan worth it? I'm kind of lost career wise at the moment, and I've heard teaching English abroad in different countries actually pays decently
>>61450345
Is this really true though? Rejection stings, but I think it fades over time. In comparion, the feeling that things could have been different had you acted otherwise tends to haunt and eat away at people. It ferments and gets stronger over the years.
Who knows? But neither feel very sugoi.
>One evening, intending to ask my host mother to wake me the next morning (okosu), I ask her to violently rape me (okasu). She is very confused.
>>61450702
For people who never take risks they are unsure of themselves. Rejection could be perceived as confirmation that they were right to be unsure of themselves and that something truly is wrong with them.
what are you enjoying with shitposting here?
>>61451582
Hey boo
>>61451869
Teach me English, a specialist of English guy
>>61451953
Would you rather learn inner city slang?
I'm finna show you a lil some oms god lbvs
>>61452047
What would you say in inner city slang when you came across a fappable Japanese girl?
>>61452173
In real life or on internet? You would never see a hot Japanese girl in the inner city.
>>61452227
ofc in real life
how do you flirt her?
>>61452047
no one wants to learn niggerspeak anon
>>61452294
Honestly how an inner city person would react would be very stereotypical, something about Chinese and happy ending, "sucky sucky/"love you long time" etc. Stuff like that.
仕事したくねぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇっぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ!!
あーすっきりした
Just found out that 3 of the medications my ex-shrink has been feeding me causes severe weight gain. Fuming pretty hard right now. No wonder I never seemed to reach 70kg no matter how I try. Really mad desu lads. What kind of crazy bitch would feed such drugs to someone with low self-esteem and who worries about his looks a lot? Do you think she intended it? Do you think she was enjoying it, being sadistic? I knew that she hated me the whole time and only pretended to be nice to me because she's a fucking shrink, but i really didnt think she could have been systematically fucking me over like this from the beginning.
How do i deal with this rage?
精神科医が処方した薬で3種類がヒトを太らせる薬剤だった。マジキチじゃない?外貌にすごく心配する患者にこれってどういう意図だろう?サディストにしか思えない 腹が立ってホントに何か壊したい
What are the best non-Tokyo cities to go to?
>>61453264
I am pretty sure she knew that the med had the fattening side effect.
She didn't tell you because if she did you wouldn't take the med.
Her job is stopping you from doing something more drastic like killing yourself or others.
test
hello my white friends
>>61453722
・・・
(I can't reply to you)
アイリッシュシチュ作って
>>61453707
Osaka
>>61453722
are you white?
>>61453707
Kyoto
there are many old temples and shrines.
>>61453721
I'm shucking all of them now. Another series of months wasted. I really so much fucking hate this country where everything is twisted and wrong. Seriously I can kill and get away with it I can kill right away three or four dozen people right now who are at least partially responsible for everything that is wrong in this country. So much fallacy. So much bullshit. This meme country and all the ennui in it should be purged. From now on I will live very selfishly, profitting from people almost up to the point of exploiting them. I will use this fucking world. So much exploitation. Better exploit than to be exploited.
>>61454404
Ganbatte anonpai!
おはようございます
ラノベの新人賞に投稿した人いる?
>>61454534
投稿したの?
hate + race = japanese thread
>>61454628
good morning Peru bro
>>61454534
俺来月にする
>>61454742
マジか
がんばれ
I'm drinking lads
>>61454404
Too dramatic for body weight control.
Go exercise. I'm going swimming now.
>>61454784
アルコール7%しかないって、ジュースじゃないか。
We Japanese liberals support Shinzo Abe.
He is the best prime minister Japan has had ever.
>>61454763
うん 。
>>61454798
all these chemical fattening effects are imposed upon me unnaturally from the first place. im only regaining my balance
>>61454830
I have already drunk 1.5 litter of """ジュース""" with 9% alcohol
>>61454915
JINROとかマッコリとか飲むの?
>>61454853
>liberals
>support Shinzo Abe
TOPKEK
>>61455019
安いし、うまいよな
>>61454853
neet in shape is better than a fat normie
>>61455089
Everything else>>>>>>>fatty 2bh
daily reminder that if you have a facebook account, you are a normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg
>>61454853
安倍ちゃんyoutubeに広告出してるけど滑舌悪くて見る度に笑ってしまう
>>61454853
Abe is not far-right at least.
>Abe's policy
International trade: yes, positive
National defense: collective self-defense, world standard
Relaxation of regulation: yes, positive
Gender equality: yes
Immigration: yes, but carefully
Issue of Korean comfort women: agreement with South Korea
Obama's Hiroshima visit: done, succeeded
btw can you eat sushi made by niggers
>民進党は共産党と選挙協力はするが、理念も政策も違うので政権は一緒にやらない岡(おか)・志位(しい)コンビ
ワロタ
>>61456575
日本の政治の問題は野党がクソ過ぎるために自民に票が集まること
>>61454853
why are you so mad man?
在特の桜井が都知事に立候補するらしいな
イースター荒らしのため保守
>>61456937
泡沫候補。
橋下に自分は政治家にはならんとか何とか言いながら、適当なやつだなぁ。
>>61456937
桜井パパと間違える票も期待できるという
イースターだらけ。まろゆき働け
イースター?のカエル見てたら、カエルじゃなくて目と口描いたピーマンに見えてきた。
小池百合子が都知事選に立候補のニュースが出てる
>>61456937
ネトウヨ票がそっちに流れて自民候補に不利に働けばいいな
>>61457413
自民の支持層はネトウヨじゃないから>>61456300
speaking of Japanese upper house election, what party are you going to vote for and why?
台湾ってここ数年韓国に変わってブームになる前はどういう存在だった?みんな全く興味なかった?もともと旅行先としては人気あった?
t.平成うまれのゆとり大学生
>>61457656
311のときまで我々日本人は台湾を中国の属国程度に思ってたんだ
>>61457782
ていうか、韓国も台湾も中国のばったもんみたいな感じだった。
>>61457832
中国がばったもん本家
>>61457982
本来はそうなんだけどな。
中共がばったもんで、台湾が本家の支那。
>>61457656
まあまあ、人気あったよ
>>61457782
>我々日本人は台湾を中国の属国程度
いやいや、台湾は台湾だと思っていたぞ。
逆に中華民国がまだ存在している国だという事を台湾ブームになるまでは知らなかったよ。
台湾は台湾だと思っていた。
>>61457832
李登輝の自伝とか読まなかったのか
いや台湾は謎の国だった
中国は自転車大国だった
>>61458079
>台湾は台湾だと思っていたぞ
ここが難しいというか、人により若干思い方が違うんだよな。
昔の日本人が想像する中国は香港映画の中の架空の中国だったという落ちが
>>61458161
読んでないね。
>>61458194
>人により若干思い方が違うんだよな
戦前生まれの祖父母と同居していたから
自然と、台湾は台湾以外の何者でもないと思っていたのかもしれない。
祖父には台湾旅行の話を聞かされただけで、戦争の話なんて一切された事はなかったんだけどね。
>>61458286
テレビなんかで台湾も中国みたいに言われてることあったから(特にTBS)、
ごっちゃになってたりした。
どっちがどっちか分からんかったし、同じ中国語喋るしでまぁ似たようなもんだろうと。
まぁ、実際のところは韓国にも台湾にも興味なかった。
>>61458388
TBSって昔からクソだったのかw
でも今はネトウヨ以外の人からも愛される存在になったよね
>>61458168
香港は?
台湾 グアム
香港 ハワイ みたいなところある
>>61458527
香港はブルースリーとジャッキーチェンの街って感じ
>>61458569
ブルース・リーはサンフランシスコ生まれ
>a jap's father dies
>Boss tells him to be in work next week
japanese """"""""""""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>61458513
>TBSって昔からクソだったのかw
昔のほうがより糞だったと思うよ。今から考えたら。偏った思想入れまくりという点ではね。
坂本一家事件から現在にかけてだんだん大人しくなった。
>>61458527
中国の大都会って印象だった。
>>61458647
Don't feel Think
>>61458803
ワロタ
tfw no cute finnaboo bf
>>61458903
ME TOO
>>61458903
no one is finnaboo in japan
we only love sweden
>>61459215
>finnaboo in japan
surströmming lover,moomin lover…etc = finnaboo
there are many finnaboo in japan
>>61459215
i don't think so.
>>61459288
according to wikipedia
it seems like surströmming isn't eaten in Finland but in Northern Sweden.
>>61459434
R E A L L Y !?
E
A
L
L
Y
!?
Turns out I won't be doing piv on thursday thanks to ISIS bombing turkey
Instead I might die on thursday... hold me
>>61460069
>piv
what's piv?
>>61460116
penis in vagina
>>61460218
I-I'm sorry for making you spell them out.
なしてだ?なしてスレ消えた?
>>61460321
なんのスレが消えたの?
>>61460321
誰かがリポートしたんだろ
>>61460321
中国と日本が戦争になるって言うスレか?
>>61460408
>>61460625
たぶんもう1個あった日本語スレのことだろう
>>61460625
たいわんせんそう
近いうちアジアで戦争起こりそうで怖いわ。
((((・Д・))))
あああ仕事終わった疲れた
大学生のみなさんはテスト勉強してるかい
>>61461348
お疲れ様
wtf i hate
>>61461438
Yourself?
>>61454853
Abe is a good prime minister, let us discuss.
>>61461528
he is a imposter
UK voted to leave the EU.
its so good.
>>61461703
He looks like a guy who just got divorced and is gonna party his ass off for the next couple weeks because he knows it's all downhill from there.
>>61461762
He looks like a gentleman.
why are you so butthurt?
>>61461840
Any westerner will tell you that guy is a drunkard salesman who is having trouble keeping up with child support payments and visitation rights.
お久しぶり、皆さん
仕事量が三倍ほどに増えたので、私の自由時間が減った
仕事をするのは楽しいけどね
元気してるんかい、スレん中?
>>61462052
>仕事量が三倍
収入も三倍?w
元気にしてるよ
>>61446693
who here /jlpt/ on the 3rd?
![04.[Tsunami.Logo].[Cyborg.009].[Dvd.Jap.-.Audio.Ita.Jap].mkv.avi_snapshot_06.05_[2016.02.11_21.12.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RK4nGpL.jpg "04.[Tsunami.Logo].[Cyborg.009].[Dvd.Jap.-.Audio.Ita.Jap].mkv.avi_snapshot_06.05_[2016.02.11_21.12.10].jpg")
>>61462128
>収入も三倍?w
そりゃ決まってるんだろ
>>61462052
>仕事をするのは楽しい
これはとても大事なことだ
>>61462176
月いくらくらいの稼ぎになるの?
20万円くらい?
>>61462248
一度数えたことないから、分からない
1時間働けば2~3千円ぐらいになる
>>61462316
エロまんがばっかり見てるとムラムラしてくるんじゃないの
>>61462316
時給3000円か
それはすごい
>>61462316
それってイタリアだと金持ちになるんじゃないか?
最近の日本語スレはエリートやnormieばかりでけしからん
>>61462052
仕事が順調なようだね
どこまで上りつめた?
>>61462316
そんだけ稼げばまたアルコール度数の高い酒飲み放題だなwww
![05.[Tsunami.Logo].[Cyborg.009].[Dvd.Jap.-.Audio.Ita.Jap].mkv.avi_snapshot_04.42_[2016.02.27_16.53.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x6oLnkJ.jpg "05.[Tsunami.Logo].[Cyborg.009].[Dvd.Jap.-.Audio.Ita.Jap].mkv.avi_snapshot_04.42_[2016.02.27_16.53.57].jpg")
>>61462371
まぁ、普通のエロ漫画には興味がない
私のフェチがおかしすぎる
>>61462388
>>61462470
時給が高いんですけど、一日1~2時間しか働かない
金持ちにならないけど、普通の仕事をともにする可能性がある
>>61462487
パドリーノを目指す!
>>61462498
わっしょい!
>>61462582
>フェチがおかしすぎる
じゃあこれをww
http://fetishfetishmovie.blog.fc2.com/
>>61462709
>三次元
お断りします
>>61462139
Where is it?
I'll come cheer for you outside the examination room
日曜日で、私はN5-JLPTをします。怖いです!
>>61462810
がんばって!
>>61462810
りらっくす、りらっくす…
>>61462870
りらっくすし過ぎておなら出ちゃった
>>61462870
私は十分の勉強しなかった!
りらっくすをできません!
でも、ありがとうございます。
私は私に「気にしない」と言いますw
>>61462911
んっ、何?
オーストラリア人さんはちょっと変な人ですね
>>61462810
がんばれー
>>61462963
私は彼ではないが代わりにあやまろう
彼はいつもはナイスガイだがゲイセックスが趣味で穴が緩いんだ
許してやってほしい
>>61463079
>ゲイセックスが趣味で穴が緩い
俺はまゆゆじゃないよ
>>61463079
ごめん、私は無礼でしたね~
>>61462911
すみません、アノンさん
>>61462963
彼はオージーさんではなく、Naさんだと思いますw
flagが小さいから、見づらいよね。
試験がんばれ!
>>61463181
Na*
Na anonよ、すまん。
>>61463181
Na*
orz …おかしいな…ニュージーさん、すまん…
>>61463164
まゆゆ...
>>61463305
まゆゆ最近みかけないけど、元気だろうか?
>>61463305
うわぁ・・ブス
>>61463410
え、めっちゃ美人じゃん
>>61463504
いや、蒙古症な人みたい、本当に
基本毎日定時帰宅の俺か参上
今は風呂で4chan
>>61462810
日曜日に is correct
>>61463762
携帯をお湯に落とすなよ
>>61463614
これでブスとかドイツの女性のレベル高過ぎ
>>61463991
ドイツの女は関係ない
詰まらないビッチと思う
>>61464227
3/10
>>61464306
do you think that skirt would look cute on you?
Should I or should I not?
>>61464227
8.5+/10
>>61464383
Do it
>>61464383
always remember the following words
nothing is for free
>>61464378
this is obviously me in that webm
>>61464383
ofc not
>>61464383
if Windows 7 is installed on your computer,
I recommend that you shouldn't.
>>61464469
suicide is
How many years until she becomes a landwhale?
>>61464574
you pay for that with your life
>>61464383
Stop it!!!
>>61464806
war ein Witz. wegen Nietzsche und Freitod
wollte frisches südamerikanisches Mett
おはようございます
はじめまして
dont you feel a bit strange while studying japanese
I mean dont you feel inferior, beta, faggy, anime , nerd , weeabo?
its shameful
>>61465073
I think you are very insecure.
>>61465073
To put yourself in the position of student is to humble yourself, Peru.
It is a noble pursuit to acquire more knowledge.
>>61465073
Inferior to who exactly? Chads? Degenerate far left winger? Legitimately racist /pol/tards? Japanese is interesting and I am going to learn it.
What's really shameful is letting the influence of others reach such a point that it is as if they were forcing their will on you. Think by yourself, and act with wiseness and virtue.
>talking to Peru
hi
>>61460967
起こる
中国軍、領海領空侵犯してきてる
>>61465423
You could be a nice trap with some makeup
>>61465423
post butt
I came here after I got my PHD in astrophysics to teach english because I was interested in japanese culture.
Now i'm broke, have no friends, have been fired from 3 english teaching jobs and have no money to fly home or feed myself.
So much for the english teaching dream
>>61465610
Oh, I know this meme.
I came here
>>61465690
welcome
A company finally replied. Wish me luck.
>>61465610
English teacher is a dream, not a backup job?
Takashi, do you like to watch your girl get KOREANED?
>>61465791
ガン場って
3 years ago I got an horrible nightmare, in that nightmare seems I was married to a rich jap girl, we had a mixed daughter, probably 4 years old, in a part of that nightmare I cheated my wife with a korean young woman, for some reason that event was on all the newspapers,
at the end I was in a train station, airport saying sorry many times to my japanese wife, seems all my assets were under her name in japland, she wanted to leave me
but was only a nightmare
>>61465791
Good luck
>>61465423
Jaedong?
His younger brother?
this is reality for some gaijin, they marry japanese girl and go oversea, have children and fall out with japanese wife.
Then japanese wife kidnap child and bring back to japan, the foreign man cannot do anything because of japanese law.
also, if foreigner marry japanese girl in japan, house is usually bought in wife's name, so if japanese girl divorce man, she gets house and all.
good thing you only had nightmare.
>>61466146
racist
普通の教育では台湾は、
1.WW2後に中国から移動してきた人達
2.元々いる人(過去2~300年間の華僑)
3.先住民(少数)
だから台湾はチャイニーズそのもの。
でも最近言われているのは、2は現地人、という話だと思う。
>>61466219
I've watched enough Starcraft back in his days, there is a similarity.
Tyrant>Machine
>>61465838
KIMCHI'D
>>61466362
遺伝子分布のグラフは色付けする人の主観でどうとでも見せられるから、俺はあんまり参考にしてない。
>>61466514
その通り
その馬鹿は同じ画像をいつもベタベタ貼りまくってるけど
>>61466186
thanks for the info
>>61466622
そうなんだ。
>>61466651
おまえみたいにウンコ国のインカ猿として生まれてしまったら日本のような一等国が憎くて憎くて仕方ないのは分かるけどな、笑い
