Runt edition
>>61468838
seems painful
Early edition
got a huge plug in my arse
Absolutely SCREECHING at how everyone is so used to Islamic bombings now
>>61468866
pics x
>>61468838
Might stop envisioning runts as modukens and make them anthropomorphised pugs
need a yank gf from the deep south
need her to take me to america and hide me away in her south carolina swamp house
need her to abuse me sexually and eventually kill me when i can no longer satisfy her
>March 18th 2016: The Turkish government and EU reached a deal where all migrants who attempt to enter Europe via the Aegean Sea will be sent back to Turkey and accepted. In exchange, they were promised a fast track to join the EU and a conditional promise of visa free travel for its citizens to Europe by the end of June 2016.
>June 23rd 2016: The United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union.
>June 29th 2016: An Islamic terrorist attack in Istanbul, Turkey claims the lives of 36, injures many more.
>Turkey offers to take in Europe's migrants in exchange for membership of the EU and access to visa free travel for Turkish citizens.
>The migrants are sent back to Turkey where they are settled and become Turkish citizens, which then entitles them to visa free travel in Europe because of their new citizenship.
>The end result is that Europe is still flooded by migrants, only this time none of them can be deported because they are now officially EU citizens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2xM2ax5y10
why can't people wait till 310?
is it really that fucking hard?
>>61468838
is this what a bremainer looks like
haven't done a poo in three (3) days
have any of you gazed into your lovers eyes as the world fades away, and you realise you're no longer two people but one soul united?
>>61468941
haha do it into my mouth ;)
>>61468921
Apparently
>>61468948
depressed because no girl wants my willy inside her
>>61468919
the fuck
>>61468948
in a perfect society, people who write these articles would be taken out back and shot in the tip of the cock and left to bleed out
>>61468948
To them we're just common scum, well might as wel shit it all up then while we're at it.
>>61468957
No hahahahahahaha ;_;
why the fuck has australia been rangebanned from posting threads again? what did we do this time?
hahahahaha
gg europe
[Enter stage: Jew]
Hello goy- I mean, friends
Would you like a new Mercedes-Benz
Just sign this line-
And this car will be yours!
[Change tempo]
But your life will be mine!
[Enter stage: Trump]
Not so fast
I knew you would have lied
and so - you're fired!
[Trump fires a musket at him]
[American flag drapes down]
Now I have one thing say
Never trust a jew
Or this, might happen to you!
>>61469000
You shat up the catalog with easter threads again yesterday, pretty sure your range ban only expired yesterday as well lmao
Fucking mongs I swear
>>61468948
jezza was right
>runt edition
Passe peeshwanks hahaha PUT A CUNJA ON THEM hahaha goddem bag daer, fuckin pomee!
>>61469000
easter?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U
me
brexit is impossible
the cabinet office will soon realise that negotiations will take 7 years minimum
boris doesn't want to ACTIVATE and definitely won't have the balls to do it if GDP is still sliding in November and companies are leaving the UK.
a second ref will be called on some technicality and we'll stay in the EU
>>61469009
>UKIP Express on reassurance mode
>>61469036
give the runts a bit of freedom and they'll go mental. need to be caged for good desu
>>61468916
gave me a laff
>>61469055
i hope you're right
>>61469055
Juncker wants the next PM to activate it the day after election if he's a brexiteer or in 2 weeks otherwise
>>61469085
HAHA peeshwanks goddem zeerah, little fuckin moochons
LADS THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>>/int/brit
>>61469055
enjoy your civil war then rofl
>>61469168
>old thread at 309
janny's going to absolutely lose it this time
>>61469168
I meant >>>/int/easter haha, too used to typing brit what am I like
someone cyber bully me so i can try out my new comeback
>>61469009
>it has emerged today
>today
Anyone who bothered to look into the EU already knew this years ago
>>61469054
Australian poster should have seen this think he's gone to bed though
>>61469224
fuck you
>>61469168
>>61469203
>posting that many threads that fast
Always wondered how they do this
>>61469194
support for brexit will evaporate if this continues
people have already forgotten why they voted leave
>>61468919
of course its german
>>61469224
newsflash
youre a fuckin nerd
>>61469224
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61469259
>set router right next to you
>post thread, reset router, post thread, etc.
reminder that 51.9% is "not overwhelming" - boris
>>61469290
resetting the router takes like 3 minutes
>>61469261
>why did I vote lea- oh yeah! The pakis
>>61469259
Switch aeroplane mode on and off
>tfw find girls of all races attractive, definitely have a bit of jungle fever, would love to have a black gf one day
>tfw I judge and have a lower opinion of white girls who find black men attractive or would consider sleeping with them
what does this make me?
The problem arises with migration from Arab/ African countries. I'm not saying they're all bad but the statistics show that the majority of these sexual assaults/ rapes have been committed by migrants of Arabic origin. Just like terror attacks. That is why tighter border controls are needed until the Syrian crisis is sorted out. No one can verify who is who. No one knows how many unrecorded migrants are within Europe. ISIS explicitly stated that they would use migrant channels to get into Europe....and they have.
>>61469314
depends on the model of router kek they don't just make one type of router
>>61469335
mindfucked by /pol/
Keep them flying
>>61469335
Insecure
>>61469335
I'm the same haha
Although dunno about gfing a black, but would definitely fuck one
>>61469342
>I'm not saying they're all bad but I will most certainly imply it
i have never had sex
>need to pee
>decide to have a cheeky wank first
>piss afterwards was glorious
recommend
>>61469335
did she foundation her neck?
>>61469342
i have never been kissed
>>61469393
>implying my implication is wrong
>>61469419
wew that's haram innit habeeb? best stone her yeah
So two girls in a shower is hot but two men is gay? Sexism much?
>>61469247
>>61469269
>>61469277
you hungry?
>>61469434
he's going straight for the throat
>>61469434
How is he wrong?
>>61469435
had every area on my entire body kissed
>>61469401
>ugg boots
Australia is on it's way towards a cultural victory
>>61469335
It's only natural to find it a bit repulsive to think about other men having sex with the girl you like. It doesn't help if those men are less like you.
>>61469408
>>61469435
I have done both these things
>>61469417
Best way to clean the pipes
wee POF browse
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=121733548
anyone give me tips on opening my third eye? (srs)
>>61469247
>>61469269
>>61469277
well how about a knuckle sandwich!
rate my tattoo
yo whitey giz me some reparations or i loot yo storez
>>61469492
*administers 2 grams of dmt*
>>61469490
>personality: traveler
She will bleed you dry mate
t. gf is a traveler
>>61469529
You only need like 50mg lmao
>>61469465
THICCC
Hi, I'm Sam... A.K.A Samsung, Samwise, Sammy Dodger... (just a few of my nicknames!). I'm 5'3 with blonde hair and green eyes. I love shopping (What woman doesn't?!). My favourite bands include Kasabian, the Arctic Monkeys, the Stone Roses and Oasis. I absolutely hate boring people (boring people are weird!). Spiders, daddy long legs, moths and clowns terrify me! I have about 5 blonde moments a day... don't know if I should be admitting that?! That's all for now :-)
Hmmm... really makes you think.
>>61469468
Leave the EU means less European immigrants
>>61469515
absolute madman
>>61469490
me and the orbiter
>>61469529
>>61469534
oooohhhh fuuuuuuuuuck
>>61469538
Hmmm... really makes you die.
do you think Ribena has been one of the racists beating up Poles in the past few days?
>>61469534
Pussy
>>61469538
just a bit disgusting really
>>61469492
go vegan
quit wanking
fast occasionally
limit your tv watching
stop paying attention to current affairs
meditate
Even with oil prices as they are, Scotland would genuinely be better off independent and in the EU then in the UK and not in the EU desu lads.
*it's about 45 minutes into coffee with a confidant*
*we're seated on a pair of seats overlooking the Meuse*
*our coffees are finished and there are cigarette butts in the platter of cheese we ordered*
confidant: why do we do it?
*i look out at the river. the reflections on the riverbed glisten and dance*
me: we do it because we have to, old friend. because if not us then who? who's to say this 'who' will be greeted any fairer than us? who's to say they will put in the effort we put in? who's to say they won't churn out some boorish trite and call it a day? no. we musn't have that. no, no i say, we cannot have that.
*the bodies begin to float down the rivulet*
me: we ... we are doing what needs to be done.
confidant: for the greater good?
me: for the greater good.
*we order another round of cappuccinos*
>>61469570
The scrawniest pole could snap him in half with a look
>>61469067
>the eu could literally impose detrimental legislations that infringe the laws of my country but because i'm too stupid and oblivious to what's going on around me i'll never understand
I fucking love the EU me
>>61469534
2 grams would be like a field filled with dmt crystals lol
Love Irish accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2YkbO2IaWY
just had a lovely steak
>>61469597
any sugar, champ?
>>61469587
already done all of these
>>61469597
You don't much credit for these posts but I must say I'm a big admirer
>>61469588
>then
ah yes, another worthwhile opinion, I'll file it with the others
*takes your opinion and puts it behind my desk*
*a loud whirring noise, not unlike a paper shredding comes out*
*I lace my fingers and continue smiling at you*
>>61469572
>>61469611
Good luck smoking that much
Your motor skills are gone after a hit
Are Nige
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfKTH57uyD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfKTH57uyD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfKTH57uyD
>>61469462
why did this make me laugh
>>61469664
you'd have brain damage for the rest of your life
What is she trying to convey here?
>>61469640
*looks towards you with utter disdain*
*shoots you with a luger*
*i hold it up to the confidant*
me: it's a finer piece of technology, isn't it? something we should strive towards.
*looks at the dead waiters body*
me: sometimes i even detest them. but they must learn. they must pick up their legs so that one day they may run, as one day we will not be here, and they must weather the storm.
>>61469687
bet her arsehole stinks
Wanting to do some exercise lads
What's cheap and fat burning?
It's raining out.
>>61469724
run up and down the stairs, nice and dynamic
if you're a tubby then download the insanity workout DVD to help you get started
>>61469724
Lift heavy things up and down
I'm on the dunny and this spicy shit just burnt my arsehole cobbers
>>61469724
fire
gets a bit smokey though
>>61469724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeBciqe89tE
Ah yes
Makes you think
Still in bed haha what am I like at all lads?
First they tell ya "Motherfucker, trap or die", that me OK
Mister whip or not and get a half a pie, that me OK
Mister if I'm talkin' you should listen, game is free OK
Mister got two whole ones and two half ones, yeah that's three OK
Leave up out of here with two bad ones, yeah, that's me OK
Mister re-in' up with 'bout two phantoms, yeah, that's me OK
On that Avion to the head, hey, but me OK
Never put a bitch before my bread, hey, now me OK
bap bap bap bap bap
im bump that rn lmfao
>>61469724
Go bash sum foken cunts 'ed in and then run from the cops
>>61469724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeBciqe89tE
>>61469724
this workout routine is amazing, will do your body wonders
>>61469774
What does it make you think about?
>>61469724
> What's cheap and fat burning?
Eating less.
>>61469774
the concept of trade and adoption of ideas really makes you think
>>61469774
don't drink coffee
my tea's from Yorkshire
rarely eat Italian
irrelevant now
bollocks
>>61469828
Already doing that though la
>>61469819
just kangz stuff you know
>mate wont listen to the music that goes hand in hand with my action posts
if his pineal gland was anymore calcified it would be milk
>>61469434
This picture perfectly surmises the state of Britain. The 'educated' man with glasses, with a 2:2 degree in Journalism thinks he is morally superior. You can tell he is sanctimonious and gleefully delighted that he's capturing this. As soon as the camera is off I bet he says to the camerman: "Did you get that?" The man on the right makes a legitimate concern/ point. 10/ 20 years ago the majority of people in this country would agree with his sentiment however now we have to deal with a media narrative that now believes the people are top stupid to question anything they are seeing. On a fundamental level the approach is quite, perhaps Orwellian or even Nazi esque. Portraying the 'enemy' as thick or stupid by asking simple questions which goes against the narrative. The 'journalist' doesn't really have to do anything because his stance has already been pre planned or backed up by constant bombardment of his narrative through the media company he represents. We now all see the man on the right as thick however, deep down, on a sub conscious level we know he is right but the media narrative is ingrained into us so we don't question it. We are bombarded with signals from the media and social networks that if we question, we are punished. Not only by the authorities but by our peers. This is complete mind control. Dominance on the subliminal which manifests itself onto the physical. It's no wonder why so many news corporations can be seen as pro Islam when they both use the same techniques. They are subverting and technically dividing us.
>>61469597
quite an imagination you have my man
>>61469841
I see, does that make you upset?
>>61469774
My Coffee's from South America, my tea's from India, my food's from FUCKING BLIGHTY and so is my parliament.
The idea of science from Africa is laughable
Fuck the EU
>>61469774
>democrocy is greek
How did we establish democracy without importing millions of Greeks?
Are we magicians?
fanny is oozing with cottage cheese
>>61469774
Wait, isn't this an argument against the EU and in favour of worldwide FTAs?
>>61469724
do some body-weight workouts like planking and shit
the seven-minute workout is alright
>>61469588
Glad you supported that opinion with evidence
>>61469859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ0UA2EwjJU
what do gay horses eat
>>61469851
i just rolled up in this bitch homie
you'd know that if you actually had a decalcified all seeing eye wouldn't you fr*cking fraudster.
>>61469861
horny more than anything
i love how /balt/ is the sidehoe to aussies but at the end of the day they all come crawling back to /brit/ ;)
>>61469911
male horse dick
Hi
the bird from the vice doco is cute desu
>>61469911
straw
>>61469840
genuine recommendation
do this in the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeBciqe89tE
>>61469930
howzit
>>61469911
My dick lol nah not really though I think they eat the same as other horses
>>61469942
imagine being cute
>>61469930
yeah alri
>>61469833
Yorkshire tea isn't from Yorkshire you dull munter.
>>61469930
Bought myself a hair dryer and brush and might put a slight bit of effort into making it not look like I just got out the shower haha
might do a cheeky suicide
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Man up u fkin batty boi"
>>61469859
*sniff*
>>61469958
>fronk
pls
Have you been drinkin, son? You don't look old enough to me
>This picture perfectly surmises the state of Britain. The 'educated' man with glasses, with a 2:2 degree in Journalism thinks he is morally superior. You can tell he is sanctimonious and gleefully delighted that he's capturing this. As soon as the camera is off I bet he says to the camerman: "Did you get that?" The man on the right makes a legitimate concern/ point. 10/ 20 years ago the majority of people in this country would agree with his sentiment however now we have to deal with a media narrative that now believes the people are top stupid to question anything they are seeing. On a fundamental level the approach is quite, perhaps Orwellian or even Nazi esque. Portraying the 'enemy' as thick or stupid by asking simple questions which goes against the narrative. The 'journalist' doesn't really have to do anything because his stance has already been pre planned or backed up by constant bombardment of his narrative through the media company he represents. We now all see the man on the right as thick however, deep down, on a sub conscious level we know he is right but the media narrative is ingrained into us so we don't question it. We are bombarded with signals from the media and social networks that if we question, we are punished. Not only by the authorities but by our peers. This is complete mind control. Dominance on the subliminal which manifests itself onto the physical. It's no wonder why so many news corporations can be seen as pro Islam when they both use the same techniques. They are subverting and technically dividing us.
> when you waste a couple minutes of your life trying to make sense of zizek
could've spent that time orchestrating a good post for the lads 2bqh
the EU leaders laughing and booing at nigel is really saddening; that they'd potentially allow their personal grievances to negatively affect millions of hard working people
lol I'm probably not a racist but I am scared that I might be a sexist oh gosh
>>61469986
potatoes are native to south america and as such weren't introduced to europe until the 16th century
Things I need parked on my willy at this moment:
qt black gf
That is all
>>61470004
nah mate
(mate, nah)
whose idea was it to make freedom of movement vital to the EU anyway? it seems like nobody wants it
not gonna reproduce because my genes aren't good enough haha lol xd
>>61470076
see we've all learned something today
>>61470045
really makes you think
your coffee is african.... your car is african.... your science is african...... your education is african...... yet your Still racist ??????!!!!!!!!!!
the (You) market has slumped since brexit, gonna have to start doing my own counterfeit (You)s till things pick up
I'm irrevocably in love with her
>>61470098
something that always bothered me about the witcher because potatoes get mentioned occasionally and it's supposed to take place in poland in the 13th century or something
*begins to recollect self after a mildly disappointing wank*
disappointing because it brought none of the fulfilment it promised
*heads back to the computer desk from the bathroom, noting the rubbish*
*gathers the main stuff and grabs an empty bowl to take downstairs*
*returns to the desk once more, noticing a cup*
*before sitting down, gives the cup a shake*
empty
*vaguely annoyed, again turns and heads to the bathroom*
*turns on the tap, which prompts an audible release of breath*
*avoid looking in the mirror as the cup fills with water*
*flicks the light of and heads back to piercingly bright computer screen*
*contemplates what this all must look like in third person on the way over*
*falls into the chair, saddened by the thought*
I must be worth more than this.
*returns to hastily switching between tabs to deal with the discomfort*
>>61470091
ze jews
sneezed having a shit, got gob a snot in me kecks
your wife's son is african....
>>61470148
i would honestly be quite pleased if these were illustrated
montenegro looks like china
if you're not currently listening to music then you should probably put some on. :) x
might i suggest some for you?
*you nod reluctantly just to get me to go away*
here you go my friend, www.youtube.com/watch?v=49o2-LgH5Yg
enjoy!!
God bless these little buggers
>>61470135
nah mate you'll get over it
>>61470091
It's sort of a requirement for open markets to operate with any consistency.
>>61470091
*smashes head through drywall*
Who - you wonder?
Well did I studder?
It was the J - E - W
[Jew enters and dofts hat]
And how do you do
>>61470191
why bother? just set up a camera in his home
lol
>>61470000
counting my eggs before they hatch and then putting them all in one basket
>>61470236
Is this all the same fucking guy every thread
I really like him
>>61470245
Oooh talk about double downing on the metaphors
ballbag's gone septic because I didn't sterilise the needle I used to sew it back up
>>61470245
>counting my eggs before they hatch
this is an okay thing to do
>Random slag you've never met updated her profile picture to her practically topless pulling a stupid face
>Your former work colleague who spends £200 a week on footy bets and openly smokes weed likes this
Every time
>>61470237
nah don't it'd be depressing
>>61470245
good lad
>>61470205
But she seems so lovely and warm
Would really love to kill an Aussie.
Would really love to be killed
>>61470275
how's the broken collarbone lad
>>61470275
Your scrotum must be a right mess
>>61470314
not a nice thing to say about your wife's son's father
>>61470314
mon then
what am i like lads
>>61470286
yeah, for me... would hit way too close to home, i bet those fr*cking normies would be laughing to themselves though.
speaking of normies, when are we planning on killing them all?
Would love to fuck an Aussie trap in the mouth
>>61470351
madman
Erm...
*dodges the question*
You see the thing is...
*waves arms*
It's important to keep in mind that...
*buggers an orphan boy*
Well, that's one perspective, but...
*embezzles funds*
The truth is, under this government...
*bequeaths powers to Brussels*
I'm sorry but that's not a question I'm prepared to answer at this point
CHIM †bh
don't get how people go hiking without any trail info
do you just turn up and walk on a random path
really made me open the third eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0X1EdywwsE
Would really like a better family
>>61470398
os map or bust m8
compass ideally
>>61470411
*fucks your mum*
alri
>>61470398
Yeah
Keep my bear killing knife with me just in case though
>>61470356
Normies are not enemies, friend. We must strive to reach their level in one way or another.
>>61469910
His voice is disgusting
>>61470443
afoy foy
>>61470379
>Sir do you think the brexit was a good idea
>Well you see-
>It's a yes or no question
>The situation here-
>It's a yes or no question
>It's all very complicated-
>It's a yes or no question
>It's not black and white you see-
>It's a yes or no question
>I have to elaborate here-
>Your time is up
>>61470435
>>61470461
i'm looking at lesser knowm national parks or just 2nd/3rd world countries in general and there is literally no information on them at all, yet loads of pictures of people on paths in nice places
>>61470475
that is NO way to talk to your new dad, sonny boy
>>61470498
gps probs
*relaxes back in my Eames lounge chair and ottoman*
*Enter, poleaboo, fully transitioned and probably quite fit after a few drinks, in a maid's outfit*
a-anything to drink sir
a whisky, on the rocks, no ice. Thank you
*poleaboo comes back with my drink*
Thanks love, have a shower by the way you smelly paki I can smell you from here ahaha
*many cheers and thunderous laughter in the background*
Ah yes, time to finally relax
*I sip my whisky, place it back down on the brass side table and pick up the financial times*
Truly a splendid afternoon in the illustrious /brit/ manor.
>>61470194
fuck off street view twat
>>61470469
If we kill the normiest normies it will bring the mean normieiness down and we'll be closer to the average normies.
completely ashamed to be English right now. I'm genuinely shocked that the majority voted to leave and disgusted that most of that came from uninformed voters influenced by untrue propaganda. I mean I'm prepared to move on now and try and flee the country (help) but I'm still going to keep my vote remain posters up so my neighbours that voted leave can feel bitter regret as they can't afford to buy as much anymore and they can watch the country go down in flames and know that it was as equally their fault as the people writing go home on walls. (btw I'm legit 14 so now imma hav to deal with the shitty consequences for years to come whereas all those racists are gonna die in 2 years with the immigrants still here) Scotland: run for ur life. Ireland: run for ur life brexitters: run for ur life coz I'm coming for ya with a smack in the gob with a side order of fuck u
>>61470528
hikers dont usually have gps
thainonce doesn't like to talk about his family's dark past, he regrets his actions, his aunt forgives him for what he did to her daughter(his niece) and wishes for him to stay in thailand where he is safe.
Thainonce once went on an excursion with his CBBC co-workers, this was when jim, his closest friend at the company began to suspect thainonce's nonce tendencies, has he noticed him say something peculiar with sexual undertones about one of the little girls who came to his show.
When the allegations came out and thainonce was accused, jim had a difficult dilemma to face, he ultimately decided to side against thainonce as he truly believed the allegations, he knew thainonce was capable of it.
*Thainonce in tears, career over, reading the "slanderous" newspaper article about him*
>Jim, you can't possibly believe this right!?
>I don't know thainonce, what you said about that little girl on the trip really stuck with me, I think you have it in you to do such a thing. If you admit it and get therapy, we can be friends again, until then I'm afraid I have to part ways. You've been a good friend to me thainonce.
>Jim... It doesn't have to be this way!
>I'm... sorry....
*Jim turns and walks away, leaving thainonce distraught in silence*
Shortly after this incident, thainonce was tried and convicted, leading to his mother's suicide(RIP).
![capture4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k7fd4fz.png "capture4[1].png")
U AINT MY MUVVA
>>61470461
how many bears has it killed?
>>61470568
YES OI AHM
>>61470469
oi nah F that man
normies a shit!
>>61470562
>niece
it would be his cousin you fucking DOLT
>>61470551
A tantalising thought.
>>61470558
how do you know
might even just have a smartphone
in bed lads
very tired and sore hahaha mental still going to shitpost for a bit then put on some xfm and drift off to sleep
Is the ultimate conclusion of the EU a superstate?
realistic target gf
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=71210055
yank on vacation here lad m8s
what is there to do in london close to waterloo
it's raining bad
>>61470498
Don't need a guide to know where I am in the woods because I'm not a retard usually
>>61470590
Enough
>>61470655
Poo in Waterloo
>>61470655
>waterloo
you're in central london
so....everything
>>61470642
phwoar
>>61470655
Drink tea and moan about the weather
>>61470655
pop up to grimsby and visit the arcade lad
>>61470655
>Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
