are janny edition
korean pop
making a mistake
janny's gonna do his NUT
trying my best
what happened remainbros I thought we had this I thought they were gonna cancel the refferendum
kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w&feature=share
janny's going to go mental when he sees this one
maisie
>>61471324
>liking this clamorous piffle
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, young man!
>>61471324
meh post
>>61471354
meh post
>>61471369
cute post
Are you really just gonna let a fricking YANK violate a rule, Janny?
*shakes head disapprovingly*
![Nigel-Farage-236142[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vkPXtSp.jpg "Nigel-Farage-236142[1].jpg")
>>61471303
>When you meet somebody that genuinely believes niggers are humans
How was there another Islamic bombing, lads? I thought we all posted hashtags and changed our facebook pictures
>>61471353
DO IT AGAIN WTF??? REVOTE REVOTE REVOTE OLD PEOPLE TRICKED US THOSE RACIST FASCIST FUCKS WHY CAN THEY EVEN VOTE??? IT'S NOT THEY'RE FUTURE!???
Yet another broken leave promise
just found out i don't actually start work until a week after my induction
and i'm still getting paid for that week that i'm not actually working hahaha
literally gonna get like £75 a day or so to shitpost on here
this girl is a huge feminist haha bance
*looks at the floor*
just did a search of plenty of fish out of curiosity
>shitloads of results between ages 18-21
Is online dating unironically a thing?
HAVEN'T HAD SEX FOR SO LONG NEED SOME FUCKING SEX
>>61471429
me on the right
>>61471391
It was in turkland so no one really gave much of a f-bomb.
>>61471388
Nigel Farage does because he's not racist. People like you who claim to support him do more damage than good for his goals.
>>61471446
It's 2016, online * is a thing
>>61471437
>literally gonna get like £75 a day or so to shitpost on here
Is this a good wage in britain?
The establishment are terrified of Corbyn
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36661200
>>61471429
Subsequent to leaving the EU Britain will strengthen its ties to Japan and strive to make anime real
>>61471353
>leave voters
>>61471440
dropped ?
>>61471497
nah shes wahey cute
>>61471485
no, but it's a placement year, i haven't graduated yet
>>61471391
"Islamic" bombing
Nothing Islamic about terrorism
AAALLLLL MY LIFE
I'VE BEEN
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOU YEAH
>>61471111
>>61470812
LOL
>>61470801
Sorry mate only people whose shows I watched and therefore have wanked to.
Which reminds me, let's see how Clarisa aka Sabrina is doing
Noice
![0910_Nigel_Farage__3468964b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/enHSI8V.jpg "0910_Nigel_Farage__3468964b[1].jpg")
>>61471467
>Thinking I genuinely support are Nige
>>61471502
looks aren't everything mate, i'd rather a few points off in the looks department in exchange for a few in the conversational department for anything more than a root and boot
>>61471459
God dammit! you're insufferable
*listens to die antwoord*
ahh... yess
>>61471541
we both do comp sci/software eng so we can probs talk a bit
There is yet to be a phone that surpasses the Nokia N95
>>61471523
Something never comes never leads to nothing nothing satisfies but I'm getting close closer to the prize at the end of the rope
You either become a qt or die trying
#invincible
>>61471508
I did the same during my placement
Wasn't enough work to fill the day so I just shitposted on /sp/ and about my Polish roommate on /r9k/
http://webmshare.com/eBRWJ
:-)
>>61471495
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
OI OI OI
>>61471542
cheer up mate
>>61471557
meme phone
>>61471568
yeah but i don't even have to go in, i can stay at home and get paid for it
>>61471552
yea maybe :) im probably being silly, not all feminists are extremists.
#NotAllFeminists
>>61471549
>looks at yolandi fisser
>feel a bit confused
>>61471581
You still haven't disproven my claim
>>61471353
>I want to get off Mr. Farage's Wild Ride
mummy
>>61471598
iphone 4 was pretty good desu
>>61471576
*Cheers up*
>>61471618
*checks flag*
not an argument
>You still haven't disproven my claim
>one plus 3 has 6GB of RAM
really makes u thinke
>>61471594
I think she's quite fit
>>61471541
just stick with lads for conversation tbqh
thinking about renting my BBC out to local single mums and desperate slags
>>61471643
But the phone is shit. Only good one they made was the first one
>>61471656
You'll get done for them not having a TV license
>>61471643
hope its better than the oneplus shit (2)
>>61471639
*forces your head*
THAT'S all of it.
>>61471688
Tight vagina licence...on account of the big black cock
Goodbye Scotland and Northern Ireland, I hope we can remain friends. I guess it's just England and Wales now...
:(
WHY IS MOGG GIVING HIS SUPPORT TO BORIS? MOGG SHOULD BE RUNNING HIMSELF
AND HODDLE SHOULD BE THE ENGLAND MANAGER
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61471654
umm how about you try this for an answer?
*points me arse at you*
*slaps you and the runts*
ITT: /brit/ posters you recognise
1. Australian action poster
that's it
>>61471741
>>61471754
*slaps it in a playful rugby player sort of way*
*but then gives it a little bit of a squeeze*
>>61471759
What about me?
>>61471767
>that smooth rendering
are there any downsides to macs
>>61471767
*pulverises your testicles with a sledgehammer*
runt
>>61471759
myself innit
>>61471759
forgot me lad hahah x
>>61471759
all me
>>61471759
there's multiple aussie action posters x
*pinches your cheek*
>>61471804
if you're the one who posts "time for another benzo haha x" then i do recognise you and i appreciate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gxQaKYFx-4
>Looking for BBW's on POF
>Set body type filter to BBW
>Three quarters of them aren't even chubby
Cunts desu
>>61471303
>>61471836
This picture perfectly surmises the state of Britain. The 'educated' man with glasses, with a 2:2 degree in Journalism thinks he is morally superior. You can tell he is sanctimonious and gleefully delighted that he's capturing this. As soon as the camera is off I bet he says to the camerman: "Did you get that?" The man on the right makes a legitimate concern/ point. 10/ 20 years ago the majority of people in this country would agree with his sentiment however now we have to deal with a media narrative that now believes the people are too stupid to question anything they are seeing. On a fundamental level the approach is quite, perhaps Orwellian or even Nazi esque. Portraying the 'enemy' as thick or stupid by asking simple questions which goes against the narrative. The 'journalist' doesn't really have to do anything because his stance has already been pre planned or backed up by constant bombardment of his narrative through the media company he represents. We now all see the man on the right as thick however, deep down, on a sub conscious level we know he is right but the media narrative is ingrained into us so we don't question it. We are bombarded with signals from the media and social networks that if we question, we are punished. Not only by the authorities but by our peers. This is complete mind control. Dominance on the subliminal which manifests itself onto the physical. It's no wonder why so many news corporations can be seen as pro Islam when they both use the same techniques. They are subverting and technically dividing us
scared of losing my virginity to an escort
Ever been so desperate for attention that you created a fake online personality on a japanese imageboards sub-area for discussion of international cultures, specifically within a sub topic dedicated to British culture?
Then, when you decided you weren't getting enough attention, you amped up the autism on your character tenfold, applying the logic more autism means more replies?
Nah, me neither, because I'm not mentally disabled.
I'm probably the best British anon on /brit/
I've been here 3 years and I hold the rights to some of the best gimmicks ever seen here
>>61471867
don't do it lad
you'll never live it down
>browsing POF
>find the perfect gf
>glances at the height
>she's a 6.3ft beast
>>61471806
Ahahahah what?
>>61471867
it doesn't count anyway
>>61471867
You should be, my sister's a prozzie and she's effing mentle.
>>61471906
>Implying that's a bad thing
Link it
>>61471906
>being a manlet
lel
at least if you have a kid with her the kid will have some tall genes
>>61471905
Not like I have any friends is it
ive been single for two years and im unironically starting to miss my ex. NEED a new gf
>>61471906
lmao manlett
>>61471906
>not being at least as tall as her
lol
>>61471936
already closed and lost the link out of sadness
>>61471939
>being a manlet
how tall do you expect me to be?
Really should get out of bed now lads.
>>61471906
move to china you fuggin manlet hahah!
Few people I respect as much as Akala to be honest
>>61471946
have you at least tried tinder/POF/okcupid?
> when a puppet attempts to use my own gimmicks against me, unaware of who they are dealing with
you know who you are
>>61471957
been single for 6 years
starting to think ive been shadowbanned from life and im actually dead
>>61471957
palmela handerson or lindsay lohand is your friend m7
Looks like the bankers are regaining their bonuses lads
>>61471906
> not wanting an amazonian wife to save your children from being imprisoned in a manlet body
b a k a
a
k
a
5'9 here lads
it's actually pretty tall
>>61471981
quiet a vivid description that
>>61471979
over 6'3
its here lads
>>61472036
instabin
What's going on in Britain these days
>>61472036
Witty, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humour.
>>61472046
send it back mate they've accidentally printed an extra star
>>61471930
Are you the "pimp spray painted the car or garage about wanting your sister back' anon, Anon?
>>61472036
>19
hm
6'3 here
i don't even think about height unless someone else brings it up
s'quite nice desu
I hope my bf's gonna get me some icecream when he comes back from work x
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=83903597
>>61472073
kek
>>61472067
We're taking it back mate
>>61472100
> ??
what did she mean by this
>>61472067
Nothing wrong with that
>>61472067
Bit explicit that no bum fucking one.
>>61472099
HAHAHA THE KIKE IS BACK
>>61472112
>A few extra pounds
I laughed out loud
>>61472096
yeah haha
pretty sure he went to jail today for pushing cocaine, at least that should be the case if the feds successfully prosecuted him.
>>61472067
kek the bumsex one
>>61472112
>considerat
>>61472112
>Ethnicity Caucasian, Sagittarius
horoscopes on a dating site is a huge red flag anyway, but it's not your fucking ethnicity god damn
>>61472164
Noice, good riddence to the cunt. What did it say again?
>feds
FOY
Or
FORM (fuck off roadman)
What are the possible psychological effects on a virgin man having sex with a prostitute?
What are the possible psychological effects of reaching 30 as a kissless virgin?
[lisps] mmmm, very problematic
what the fuck even is a roadman
I hate London niggers
would love to bash in a neo nazis skull
>>61472206
Every single girl that I've had a close relationship with has been compatible to my sign, I wouldn't knock it lad.
>>61472261
>colonial optics
ahh.. hmm.. no idea what this means
>>61472218
Yeah, hopefully he'll be locked up for quite a while so he can't bother us. :)
I honestly can't remember, the photos would still be on my mums phone but she's sleeping and i don't really wanna sneak into her room just to find out what it said in case i accidentally knock something over and wake her up.
>the machine posting jew finally returns
>gets deleted
don't antagonize them
>>61472273
retard
>>61472267
>London niggers
you mean niggers in general?
Really miss the days when I was a beloved /brit/ celebrity
Guess transitioning won't fix everything
>>61472273
1 person isn't a large enough sample size runt
>>61472261
i'm a roadman
you're a wasteman bruv
>>61472252
mate this isn't google
>OnePlus warns it may raise prices for the OnePlus 3 because of Brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50 liking this music 2bh
doing a flightradar
>>61472252
>What are the possible psychological effects on a virgin man having sex with a prostitute?
third eye crusting over
pineal gland fully calcifying
chakras misaligning
*checks my horoscope*
ah yes very good
>>61472360
>entirety of ukraine still classed as a no-fly zone
hhhhhh
>>61472311
>>61472331
i'm telling you lads, the horoscope shit is a load of rubbish but the compatibility is really a thing.
giving it my all
Oh no, I stayed up too late so now I wont be able to apply for jobs tomorrow!
What a shame!
I was totally planning on doing that tomorrow but now I can't!
>>61472067
No one kicks up a fuss about this though
>>61472405
no one likes muzzies except muzzies tho
*is gainfully employed*
>>61472405
Was the whole news story not a fuss?
>>61472405
Is that a ginger muslim convert? That's fucking hilarious
>>61472335
not sure why but this really tickled me
>>61472405
Except for it being in newspapers, endlessy memed about on here, and I think the guy even got sent to jail for it.
>>61472342
you'll get a great kick out of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU
>>61472452
FONT
>>61472405
It was in the national papers and he was arrested you melt.
>>61472465
>why yes I do enjoy making stuff up
>>61472465
Having a hard time believing these tbqh
>>61472491
>and he was arrested you melt.
Because he was white. Would an actual Muslim have been arrested? Police don't even go in these areas
>>61472472
found this last year, brilliant tune
>>61472472
thanks lad
>>61472467
cheers for telling me. :)
gonna leave on a good note and go watch some finnish livestreamer kill other people on runescape.
have a good one lads
>>61472532
>Because he was white. Would an actual Muslim have been arrested? Police don't even go in these areas
memeing
i grew up around where that fella put his stickers up (manor park and environs) and I promise you the met were all over the area like flies on shit, all the time
>>61472497
>>61472521
It's entirely possible that most of this stuff is made up. But it's still funny how leftists are suddenly freaking out all across the country
>>61471643
What does a phone need 6GB of RAM for?
>>61472532
All the Muslims in the 'Sharia zone' video were arrested
>>61472532
its like you're a JF that legitimately has no idea about the reality and so just posts memes he's heard instead
>tim, it's the police. we'd like to ask you a few questions. open up
wish I was a soldier in a righteous war singing war songs with my brother's in arms
>>61472126
kid is black, she can't tell if it's attractive or not
willies bums poos
>>61472587
The butthurt because of brexit is amazing
>>61472630
S U P R E M E
had a girl straight up offer me sex when i was 16 and i said no and now i'm 25 and a virgin
>>61471391
No one cares because it happened in a Muslim country
>>61472686
haha great banter
![Paul%20(L)%20and%20Barry%20Elliott%20known%20as%20the%20'Chuckle%20Brothers'[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/STjmbxO.jpg "Paul%20(L)%20and%20Barry%20Elliott%20known%20as%20the%20'Chuckle%20Brothers'[1].jpg")
Oh dear oh dear
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=121750061
wankered off my cunting bollocks
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>macbook pro with a decent size screen costs £1600
weeeeeeeeew
>>61472658
Their butthurt is only outstripped by their shaming and shilling.
Don't understand the Mogg meme. Never even heard of him before.
Do people actually like him? What has he ever said? Or is it just because he has le funny name?
got an ulcer on the end of my tongue
annoying as shit
how to get rid of
>>61472754
>Sargon
He is a nigger.
>>61472741
would have ago at that boipucci
>>61472754
I voted leave because of these lads
>>61472780
he's handsome and eloquent
>>61472795
Have you seen its profession?
>>61472769
>using a jewbook
lmao
Resubbed to wow lads
>family dog was sick for a few days
>thought it just had the flu
>took it the vet
>it had liver cancer
>it's getting put down later
Fucking hell I can't take this
>>61472769
13 inch is fine desu
>>61472804
Longboy haha
>>61472673
All me
>bought food for days
>really just want to order pizza
hmm fuck
"The man in the European parliament who was seen grimacing and covering his face with his palm as Nigel Farage accused MEPs of never having done “a proper job” has been revealed to be the Lithuanian EU commissioner for health and food safety, a trained cardiac surgeon."
>>61472820
haha great stuff
>>61472780
He's the intellectual wing of the Brexit campaign, as opposed to the populism of Farage and (to a lesser extent) BoJo. He's respected widely in the House of Commons and generally seen as an upstanding MP. Doesn't hurt that he's a bantermaster either
>>61472812
i've had enough of this windows trash
been suffering for too long
the only thing I do is browse the internet anyway, so might as well get something that looks nice
>when teddy tells you to shut the fuck up
What would YOU do if your house was under siege from terrorists?
I know I'm prepared...
>>61472846
he said most tbf
>>61472686
Imagine how she would feel knowing you chose to become a 25 yo virgin than have sex with her
>>61472837
can you test them out at apple stores? all the models/screen sizes?
>>61472888
yep
>>61472820
Chuckled at this desu
What are some essential Mogg video clips? I need someone to replace my Peter Hitchens Youtube binge-watching
>>61472863
welcome them in for tea and give them coffee instead and watch them explode
>>61472856
i don't know much about laptops but i do know macbooks are literally alienware tier
i'd get an asus 15in or something
Suffering chronic exhaustion lads
think the years of benzo abuse have destroyed some vital body system
>>61472863
ah yes the terrorists would take incredible interest in my house
anyway I'd throw the cat at them, she hates visitors
>>61472926
never using windows again
never
>>61472820
I know this feel
>cat is ill
>wont eat, usually very greedy
>take it to vet
>both kidneys have failed from drinking antifreeze
>never came home
fucking shit
vet supposed some antifreeze must have leaked out from a cars tank
>>61472840
>>61472863
>an air rifle
Better hope they're not wearing thick clothes.
>at house party
>sober because driving
>drunk girl from the garden calls me over
>asks me to carry her inside
>giving her a front piggyback
>whisper in my ear
>''ill suck you off if you want''
>laugh because autism and put her down on the sofa
>drive home
>>61472978
I'm a crack shot
Right between the eyes
Don't test me
just thrown up loads in the park
>>61472980
mong
>>61472999
*teleports behind u*
>>61472745
hate this bean head desu
>>61472980
Why would you regret turning down sexual activities from an obvious skank? What kind of self respecting woman does that
>>61472974
Pls provide link to these quality posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCk8k-u2Hnk
doing a listen
>>61472745
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>having sex with escorts
YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY DISALIGN CHAKRAS TRAP CARD!
THIS CARD DISALIGNS YOUR CHAKRAS FOR THE REST OF THE DUEL!
YOUR MOVE.
one time i was at a party that my gf wasnt at and this really fit girl who i have wanted to fuck forever said she "used to think i was the best looking boy she knew"
>U S E D T O
>>61472970
>rabbit starts drinking loads of water
>refuses to eat
>take her to vets
>her teeth were growing too fast, cut her gums up
>all the water she was drinking to soothe it blew out her kidneys
>put her under to operate
>never woke up
>>61472980
Don't worry, if she was drunk her technique would have been off
t. had my glans bitten in this situation
