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>he fell for the meme edition
cara
korean pop
rest in peace to those above
cunt
how's the SOVEREIGN UK going?
>>61466671
want nana to milk me desu
>>61466665
sheit
>>61466666
goal gf
Business idea: When your computer clock turns to 13:15 post a picture of Alan Titchmarsh
>>61466671
want to suck his penis
just saw my face in daylight in the mirror
i look bizarrely ugly
an ugly fucking mug was staring back at me
havent noticed that before
our nige lads
1 (ONE) WEEK TILL CHILCOT
Reminder that Poleaboo has started HRT
>>61466713
>taking the piss out of girls with minor disabilities
epic lad
>>>/b/
>>61465493
this literally happened lmao
he called me whilst i was out, 10 minutes before he was supposed to
had to rush back ffs
hope blair gets fucked in the arse by a camel
@61466792
lmao hahaha (don't care)
>>61466799
Same
>>61466713
She still only talks to 7/10+s lad
>>61466769
nothing will stick, Blair is on a different level now.
poleaboo is LITERALLY gonna top himself within 6 months now
cannot wait
>>61466646
I didnt
>>61466789
Honestly shocked to find a socially well adjusted person here 2bh
>>61466789
get fucked lad
>>61466713
I set up a new tinder yesterday, used as many bzzwords such as murder, murderer, rapist, serial killer, rape, psychopath and used some random chad pictures
got bare matches
>women
>>taking the piss out of girls with minor disabilities
>epic lad
>>>>/b/
need a qt gf to cuddle
corbyn out
>Honestly shocked to find a socially well adjusted person here 2bh
>>61466789
wasn't even taking the piss I was deadly serious
>>61466883
Yeah pretty sure this is the guy who is always trying to convince everyone around him that "anything can be made fun of!!!" as they avoid him
>wasn't even taking the piss I was deadly serious
>Pretty Patel becomes Tory leader
>Liz 'The Legs' Kendall becomes Labour leader
I look forward to sexy PMQs
wish the brexit discussion had never started
even if we leave things will be fucked
>>61466970
How quickly until actual cat fights occur
Radwanska is my 3dpd waifu desu
>Yeah pretty sure this is the guy who is always trying to convince everyone around him that "anything can be made fun of!!!" as they avoid him
>>61466970
>paki patel
>sexy
aging well
what is this weather hahaha
>>61466946
>whoa bro thats too far dude
>>61466970
people who support the death penalty can never be sexy
>Cameron to Corbyn: For heaven's sake man, go
>>61466842
are you 16?
Told you I was getting them
>people who support the death penalty can never be sexy
>>61467088
looks disgusting but enjoy it
>>61467059
>Cameron to girl behind Boost Juice counter: For heaven's sake, mango
>are you 16?
>>61467132
audibly chuckled
>>61467072
Clearly not, I'd also like to add I work with people with learning disabilities you complete and utter runt.
>looks disgusting but enjoy it
>>61467159
posting on /brit/ does not count as work
Watching The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3: Homer Goes to College
2 pence in debt lads
>Clearly not, I'd also like to add I work with people with learning disabilities you complete and utter runt.
>>61467209
>Season
FOY
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
Virgin media guy left me with his funny meter thing
>>61467132
haha
....
*looks outside as the rain pours down*
*sighs*
could really go for a mango magic right about now
>>61467197
fuck off
you're jealous because we have a full time job
wanked twice so far this day
>>61467209
NNNNERRRRRRD
>>61467237
I've got a funny metre thing in my boxers
ask an 18 year old who only dates guys at least 10 years older than her anything
>>61467132
they have boost in the uk?
>>61467238
the only action post by you I've chuckled at
kill yourself
0161
>>61467276
hey im 20 will you date me? (keep in mind that 18+10 = 20 :P)
>her
where did all the english chat shit get banged posters go?
>>61467159
>works with people with disabilities
>takes the piss out of people with disabilities on the internet
one of these is true, the other is not
grow up you child
what's in the mystery box?
>>61467309
018 018
10pm
*hears indistinct screaming coming from out front*
what the...
*head out to the front porch*
it's coming from down the street
*walks out to the road and peers down the street*
it's foggy, cold, and insects are chirping all around me
through the fog, I can make out a vague silhouette of what looks to be a person, w-with an an enlarged head
two lights spaced apart like eyes, six feet above the ground turn on and pierce the fog in my direction
*my sphincter clenches*
it's moving fast, getting closer, now screaming louder
*the hair on my neck stands up, I run back to my porch and get behind the door, hoping I wasn't spotted*
peering through my ajar door, heart racing, the lights shine like a car just passing in the night
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........*
my stomach drops as hear the being screech
*shaking, I open the door wider.*
a frail young man wearing a mechanical green mask continues directly forward, as if on a mission
he is running, though apparently out of breath. one of his improvised 'eyes' is flickering
i'm not quiet sure how to process the sight
*having past most of the way, I again head out onto the porch*
*reeeeeeeeeee......*
I hear now more faint.
*thinking to myself he'll probably be picked up by authorities sometimes soon, I head back inside*
what is his story, I wonder.
>>61467276
How does one become a slag?
>>61467334
hahaha what is your fucking deal ay
damn....
0800 00....
>>61467395
he's disabled mate
>grow up you child
>>61467396
Ah yes brexit
>>61467396
GLOBAL COLLAAAAPSE
>>61467396
it's recovering because it looks like we'll be keeping free movement of people after all
racists BTFO
>>61467334
People are always going to take the piss out of people with learning disabilities, more so on 4chan/internet.
The fact that you're trying to stop them is hilarious.
>>61467396
it's rising?
>>61467423
>>61467395
>mocks disabled people
>tries to take the higher ground
ahh yes
Doing a poo
The only good thing to come of this, is the fucking receiving by millennial progressives in the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbfqxUpJdF0
This is what they deserve for betraying Rhodesia, South Africa and Biafra.
>>61467469
>tries to take the higher ground
it's "moral high ground" you spastic
>>61467469
hob along now lmao
>>61467464
The fire rises.
ED MILIBAND
>>61467506
>>61467494
>>61467457
/b/ in full force today, is it half-term?
>>61467235
Still my favourite one
Also enjoy the metronome
>>61467436
> he believes this
lol
>>61467529
Well yeah, he's on his phone, on the toilet, are you retarded?
>>61467520
Let me guess, you're also against racism on /brit/?
>>61467520
not even /b/, just funny watching you squirm over literally nothing
>>61467520
Hi mate, ASDFriendly is that way
>>61467469
he only mentioned that because you started sperging out like an absolute melt after he cracked a joke in the first place. how is posting "taking the piss out of girls with minor disabilities...epic lad" not trying to claw for that same moral high ground hahaha fucking shut up.
>>61467436
racist here
oh no we have to accept whites instead of giving pakis a chance
lmao i'm heartbroken
>>61467559
>sees "intruder" doing a poo in his bathroom
>shoots through the door
>claims he didn't know it was his gf
ah yes, very impressive
>>61467588
>>61467577
>>61467569
>>61467567
wow
you really are melts
take a look at this picture >>61467559 do some damage then share it on facebook with your schoolfriends
sorry but if your shoe size is under 14 you need to just leave the thread and go back to your house under the hill
@61467561
thanks for the (You)
>>61467619
I believe him. He's disabled, disabled people are honest.
lads how do I make money without getting a proper job
>>61467645
if that were true then every lawyer and politician would have cut their legs off
>>61467662
inheritance
>>61467298
*reads this pos-*
*hear the door bang*
*turn head in confusion*
*hear a car drive off*
*get up*
nat? nat?
*walk out of the room*
natalie?
NATALIE?
*walk into our room and see nothing out of the ordinary*
-flash forward a week-
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi57d50pCUw-
*out on the verandah, eyeing each and every car that drives past*
-flash forward a year-
*smoking a cigarette i eye each and every car that drives past*
-flash forward 10 years-
*i've clearly aged. the bars under my eyes, as well as the crows feet do a good job at showing that*
*yet i still eye each and every car that drives past*
-flash forward 20 years*
*attached to a respiratory. i sit there. still waiting. still wanting.*
*yet i still eye each and every car that drives past*
*but whats that?*
*maybe ... just maybe ... she would be about that age now, the hair? it fits. yes it could be her? shes approaching, shes at the gate, shes ... shes ... shes putting something in the mailbox, shes putting something in the mailbox? shes walking away. oh god why is she walking away? come back! come back! it's ... it's ... it's not here...*
*i look down at the photo of her*
*i close my eyes*
*i take off my respiratory*
i waited, nat. i waited.
>>61467662
become a banker
>>61467619
if that whole thing doesn't make you lose faith in the judiciary system nothing will
>>61467662
nick peoples wallets and that
>/b/ in full force today, is it half-term?
>>61467619
I asked some South Africans I know about him and they all sympathise, apparently it's "shoot first, ask questions later" out there
They have a story of a guy whose daughter snuck out in their van, drove it home at midnight, he came outside thinking someone was stealing the van and shot her dead
>>61467623
Oh fuck off you damp sponge
>>61467036
>When Ian Hislop tried to explain to her innocent people die from the death penalty and she couldn't grasp it.
To think this is a woman in government running this country.
>>61467436
Literally didn't give a fuck about that. I voted leave because of the fascist and undemocratic political entity of the EU
daily reminder being anti-semitic is attractive
>>61467676
this is a bit of a sad one :(
Business idea: Make fun of disabled people on then internet then claim I'm actually a support worker when I get called out for being a child
>>61467674
I do have some inheritance but would like extra money also cos I'm wanting to save that inheritance for an actual emergency
So how do I make money without getting a proper job lads
>>61467677
But then I will be the scourge of the left-wing chatterati and they do bite sometimes
>>61467686
Bit rude though
>>61467676
fucking hell mate are you alright
your thoughts on this man?
>I voted leave because of the fascist and undemocratic political entity of the EU
>>61467673
No no, it has to be legitimate. And no-one's going to believe that every lawyer and politician got into an accident at the same time.
>>61467662
Own huge plots of land in oil territory
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/06/28/its-time-for-the-elites-to-rise-up-against-ignorant-masses-trump-2016-brexit/
hello lads, it's me again. what betting sites do you all use?
>>61467769
you're this poster aren't you?
>>61467623
>>61467799
the ones that mock disabled people
>>61467059
>Tory party leader telling the Labour party leader to go
Sounds like a ringing endorsement. People don't care about their enemies if they're not actually worried.
fedora posting is a jewish trick
IGNORE jewish tricks
take NO PART in jewish tricks
or you will BE jewish tricked!
>>61467807
actually no
I was the one who posted the original 'goal gf' post, having a hearty chuckle at you runts arguing about it
how do I immigrate to england
>>61466665
what a bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdYBUtO6DvE
lol
>>61467623
i didn't even make a joke about the disabled people you utter moron. i just see absolutely no point in trying to chew out some guy for posting something slightly offensive on a website like this. it was such a basic post too lmao. utter runt you are.
>>61467751
How much inheritance are we talking?
Don't want numbers but choose below:
A) Less than 10,000
B) Between 10,000.01 and 25,000
C) More than 25,000.01
>>61467832
black up and claim asylum
>>61467796
hmmm
I see
I wonder... could it be?
could it be jewish tricks
unfolding... before me?
I wonder could it be!
>fedora posting is a jewish trick
>
>IGNORE jewish tricks
>
>take NO PART in jewish tricks
>
>or you will BE jewish tricked!
>>61467796
>it's time to ignore the will of the people and end democracy
I imagine this should never have happened if the electorate gave the establishment the *right answer*.
>>61467844
this is surely some form of abuse ?
>>61467844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XALVTzMOeQ
>>61467844
ugh, I am absolutely OFFENDED
4chan is not the place for this
>>61467844
>enthrallingusername5 months ago
>is this chromosome break dance?
Poleaboo just bought Sun Lotion
That's the same as Sun Screen right?
>>61466834
Poleaboo is stronger than that
I'm feeling like I'm on cloud 9 right now
>>61467676
ed if this is you you've knocked it out the park again
>>61467796
>Lefties will defend this
We are living in Bizarro world
*does an action post*
*gets no recognition for it*
*laughs, crying on the inside*
>>61467846
>i didn't even make a joke about the disabled people you utter moron
>literally just made a joke about disabled people
>>61467883
>werewolf is boys, naked
>>61467832
Why come hither my dear fellow and let me tell you some!
All you have to do is say you're Syri-un!
You'll walk right in-
With a big wide grin-
without lifting yer thumb!
so trust me dear man-
for with The Jews, you can!
>March 18th 2016: The Turkish government and EU reached a deal where all migrants who attempt to enter Europe via the Aegean Sea will be sent back to Turkey and accepted. In exchange, they were promised a fast track to join the EU and a conditional promise of visa free travel for its citizens to Europe by the end of June 2016.
>June 23rd 2016: The United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union.
>June 29th 2016: An Islamic terrorist attack in Istanbul, Turkey claims the lives of 36, injures many more.
>>61467915
haha *does a perfect right angle bow before you*
>>61467936
I'm sure one of them says
>they meet in the jungle and fuck
Opinions?
7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.
11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.
6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
>>61467883
>that black woman standing in the shadow
>Can barely see her
>>61467796
>Foreign Policy
ah yes
>>61468001
>>61467936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDa5G0czkTY
here they are, the lads
>>61467990
fucking Mr Cloth
>>61467922
Now don't be sad my dear chum
For let me tell you some,
You'll find all happiness sought
If in our company, you bought!
For buying makes you smile
does it not, little child?
Have not the money?
Do not worry!
For with us (backup singers: the jews)
You cannot lose!
You can borrow enough to fill a quarry!
>>61467996
>5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
*does a deep, villainous voice*
you are weak and will not survive the coming storm
>>61467990
>mr cloth
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NW0W_68E3E
>Turkey offers to take in Europe's migrants in exchange for membership of the EU and access to visa free travel for Turkish citizens.
>The migrants are sent back to Turkey where they are settled and become Turkish citizens, which then entitles them to visa free travel in Europe because of their new citizenship.
>The end result is that Europe is still flooded by migrants, only this time none of them can be deported because they are now officially EU citizens.
every single one of you is a gay twat
>16 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFbhfDi3SUM
>>61468105
*does a deep, villainous voice*
you will fall, then rise, only to fall again
>>61468053
>(backup singers: the jews)
feelin a little better now anon x
why are you on 4chan in the middle of the day?
i'm in the kitchen at work on lunch, what's your excuse?
Do you like American youtube grills?
>>61468113
the yanks gear must have caught up with the chinese gear
>>61468141
>Women
Oh yes we're the hap-ee merchants
oh we're the love-ly meeeeerchants!
you cannot deride!
from our liberal guide!
for in life you must!
neither hate nor lust
and merely buy - buy - buy!
CHORUS
Oh yes we're the hap-ee merchants
oh we're the love-ly meeeeerchants!
Oh yes we're the hap-ee merchants
oh we're the love-ly meeeeerchants!
Ohhhhh we'll sell you country for a dollar or two
and match your daughters with a poo-in-loo!
Because we're... the... happ-ee.... Merch-aaaants!
>>61468141
making fun of disabled people like i do every day
>>61468161
fan of self deprecating jokes?
>>61468144
she's disgusting
>>61468141
I'm at work too but it's an office job so I'm here the whole time
got dinner at ikea today, lads. got served by a fairly cute half-white half-asian girl. could this, dare i say, be the start of a ... new qt?
*i stand up and walk over to the balcony while the camera follows me on my right side (VERY wes anderson-esque)*
*the camera follows me in the same manner as i sit down and put one legs over the other (once again very wes anderson-eque)*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuU3pjiKHN8 begins to play as i smoke a cigarette and look out onto the river*
As an atheist who's a virgin by choice, I find it funny when theists gawk over women in a way that my fellow intellectuals would pity deeply.
I've fallen... and I can't get up!
lads..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo
>>61468144
doesn't she have a fucked hairline from all the bleaching?
>>61468144
christ no
>that hairline
CANADA YEEEESSSSS
"Syrian" migrants in New Brunswick schools…..
http://archive.is/i6Wvj
-migrant men in their twenties — some with full beards — are being dumped into classrooms at Fredericton High School, next to Canadian schoolgirls as young as 14
-Sexual harassment. Bullying. Picking on the Jewish kids. Threatening and swearing at teachers. Talking about terrorist weapons, like rocket propelled grenades.
-“excitement” among “students of a certain culture” on day of Brussels terror attack
Overwatch is a lot more fun now there is a ranked mode
p.s. I have hatted myself to save you time
I thought that the Germans would be the most butthurt about Brexit but it turns out that Eastern Europeans are the ones spitting the dummy over it
The poles on /pol/ are in a right tizzy
stopped coming to /brit/ about 2 months ago cos you unbearable twats wouldn't shut up about the eu. fucking dead now. won't be back desu
would very much like to see ed incorporate this tune into an action post in the future
https://youtu.be/KNnzEm0jXDM
sincerely,
your biggest fan
>>61468293
>the rebel
hello, gavin
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10619296/r
>>61468232
might get one of them when i'm absolutely choppered after a night on the piss desu
why are remainers still butthurt?
you lost, get over it
Oh dear dear me Mr Anglo Sir
It seems you left the E-U without consulting her!
(Enter stage: Merkel)
Have you heard, dear fellow
of that Hitler fellow?
See if you disagree-
We'll you match you with he!
And see to it that your country-
Shall never be free!
>p.s. I have hatted myself to save you time
Brexit has forced them to reveal their hand
>The Technomancer
>>61468338
source?
>>61468357
google the headline you stupid twat
GBP still limping
>>61468293
>I know this, because we received a confidential tip from a parent
not the most reliable of sources iih
>>61468338
nice link
>>61468357
daily mail
>>61468338
Ah yes, which fucking absolute bullshit "newspaper" is this from then?
>2020
>Pro-Union Forces led by Boris Johnson have reclaim our Ancient Capital of London from the EU British City States. Kufir Sadiq Kahn escapes capture. Manchester and Birmingham are next.
>Commissar "Jezza" Corbyn has finally purged the Labour Party of all dissenters and has an iron grip. 2 million people have already died under his tenure.
>There is still a stalemate on the continent, where Farage has been pushed back to the French coast by EU forces.
>President Trump promises the Union more supplies and cash.
>Meanwhile Nicola Sturgeon aka Malleus Anglicum has been causing havoc on the border areas. Supplies for the local English Garrison have been low due to the failure of HS3 being completed on time, now being 2 years late.
>NI has reduced to anarchy with Republican and Monarchist forces engaging in brutal guerrilla warfare. Her Majesty's Loyal Welsh volunteers have been under siege at Bael Faest for over 3 months now.
well lads?
>you may have to submit your social media to US border control before entering the country
what if you have no social media accounts?
>>61468374
Really want to snap the neck of the runts who make those fucking pics.
>>61468414
instantly shot
>>61468398
how dare people engage in harmless foreplay!
THE DAILY MAIL
>>61468338
>he unironically believes the daily mail
you fucking mong. never post again.
Is there an add-on/extension free VPN that STILL works for netflix?
>>61468398
*forces your head*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K-NRFWq9hU
fucking hell lads how do they do it? pure brilliance from boc
>>61468338
How was this not common knowledge even before brexit is what amazes me.
It's been know/looking like that for years now.
Now they're just legit telling about it.
>>61468144
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
>>61468443
is he ok?
>>61468421
why?
IS THE E.U. GIVING YOUR DAUGHTERS DIABETES?
Thinking about Nexit tbf.
Then again maybe it's better to keep the stability and just emmigrate when the EU really starts falling apart.
>>61468414
If you don't have social media in America, you're either a loser or an "investigative journalist"
Haha virgin media want me to speak to my neighbour and take pictures of the cabling in there because they can't get my internet working
Fuckkkk
>2022
>Only a few Pro-EU enclaves within England remain. When they are captured though the violence is barbaric, with entire cities being massacred.
>UK Supporting rebels have caused Sturgeon to decline Scottish military actions in the frontier areas.
>President Putin intervenes in the War, and by surprise rapidly and brutally sweeps across the EU's Eastern Region.
>This alleviates General Farage's campaign in the west, who now has instituted the new Free French Republic in Paris, headed by the ex-leader in exile La Pen.
>Elsewhere however, things are not so good for the English. Ireland has been completely lost after the RoI annexed the north.
>In a miracle move, President Trump promises Lord Protector Johnson US soldiers to be deployed in the EU's Iberian zone.
gone insane due to my years of sexual poverty and drug abuse
>>61468370
>i won't say the mail because then he'll know it's made up bollocks so i'll call him a twat instead
good job idiot
>>61468476
so sad!
>>61468444
Best feeling is whenyou're eating pussy and she moans and puts a hand on your head
>>61468330
probably because our country is fucked
HAVE WORKING MOTHERS DESTROYED ENGLAND?
>>61468468
EBOLA
[Enter Nige stage left - swings in on a rope]
Ha - ha!
[Backup: Oooo it's that man, that man, that man!]
Nige: It's me!
Now let me say a thing or two
To the lovely merchant jews
I've given the colour of my hair
To my maiden country, so fair
And do you think - Mr Merchants
That I'd give up, per chance?
[Enter band drabbed in UKIP colours waving Union Jack]
[Merchants squabble among themselves]
We have an offer you cannot refuse!
Nige: No fellows, for I shall instead choose
[Nige swings and cuts them down with pirate sword]
Your demise - Your Cries
No more, of your Jewish Lies
[End]
Rumour going about that Angela Eagle is gay lads
got a hard willy
>>61468504
that feeling when you can feel her shaking and she says don't stop
>>61468474
I, for one, would welcome you lot with open arms
Who /noregrets/ here?
>>61468517
wouldn't mind playing as a Sikh Tbh, so long as they were allowed to use those cool swords
We we projected to have the largest economy in the EU and now?
>>61468555
>t.42 year old single mum with three kids on facebook
COULD TWITTER GIVE BRITAIN'S FARMERS CANCER?
>>61468511
how? how is anything different since a few days ago?
cry more you muppet
>>61468517
Oh me oh my
Could it be
Yet another
Jewish Lie?
standing proud lads
MOCKERY DEFLECTS AWAY THE ISSUE
>>61468517
I'm done with video games
>probably because our country is fucked
t. bbc news
>>61468465
because people voted different to me which means they're wrong
>>61468548
when you're awkwardly rubbing her dry fanny but then you reach a bit lower and the floodgates have opened, so you smear all over and go to town
sporting an erection
>>61468517
Better than the negro soldiers, we actually did have Indians fighting.
It's all massively overrepresented though because SWEDEN YES
HAVE IMMIGRANTS TURNED THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?
>>61468512
I ONCE HAD A TAX CREDIT, I CALLED IT JIRO.
>Canada will scrap a requirement obliging Mexican visitors to obtain visas, Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Tuesday, a move designed to end a diplomatic dispute between the two nations.
>Trudeau said the restrictions would be lifted on Dec. 1 this year. Canada's former Conservative government imposed the visa rules in 2009 to stop what they said were bogus asylum claims.
>>61468635
word up
>>61468660
nah
t. countryside
fancy the girl in coop lads
Imagine seeing these two in public
>>61468690
is she a chicken?
>>61468654
Please dump all of these.
>>61468656
australian looks like an abo nigger
>>61468571
Depends. Our economy could really do with staying in the common market but that might not be possible since we'd have to accept free movement of people.
>>61468593
The anti-semitism on this board isn't even funny.
In fact, it's kind of embarrassing when you think about it.
Imagine being a non-brit browsing this thread with Jewish heritage and then seeing how this country treats people like you.
They did nothing wrong and in fact they're (on average) smarter than you or I.
Einstein was a Jew. Feynman was a Jew. Pauli was a Jew. Freud was a Jew. Bohr was a Jew.
They also are beautiful.
Alison Brie is a Jew. Scarlet Johansson is a Jew. Natalie Portman is a Jew.
So this anti-semitism is actually jealousy thinly veiled with a sense of irony, a sense of sticking it to the man.
Anti-semitism isn't funny, but it isn't offensive either - it's just sad from the person who is being anti-semitic.
>>61468699
looks so fucking odd
goggle-eyed freak
>>61468699
never talk to me or my unfunny son ever again
>>61468699
ok
*imagines it*
now what?
>>61468699
Fucking hell Stephen is a lanky twta
>be important person
>wear runners and shorts
ah yes "standards"
>>61468715
Yeah fuck that game. Swedes ruin everything.
>>61468728
>twta
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
what an absolute munter
Why aren't you at work?
Haha cheeky virgin media man told me to turn off the porn filters when setting it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRibnHiuZkQ
*sneaks through the vents of the /brit/ manor*
*am now directly overhead the /brit/ space*
*i can clearly see the loungers and financial times littered all over the floor*
*there's only 1 person in the room*
*i repel down and put-*
*someone gets up and nearly makes contact with my suspended body*
*wipes away a bead of sweat*
*continue to repel down*
*detach myself*
*i signal the other team*
*they make their ascent up the steep mountain in which the manor is located atop of*
*i garrote the single /brit/ poster in the room*
*the assault team begins to pool in as they remove the body and begin the operation of cracking the vault*
*hear a crack*
*the entire team stops*
*suddenly*
-CLUNK-
*the vault door creeps open*
*we all look at each other before flowing in*
*dumbfounded we look at the table before us*
hermann fitzgerald (mission architect): vell ... zat it iz
*over 10,000,000 (You)s*
*start stuffing it into our sacks*
*the lookout (tony MiGeuro) makes an owl noise*
tom levy: well chaps, it's go time
*you hear a loud explosion*
*we begin running out*
*the guards smash down the door*
guard 1: ACHTUNG! HALT!
*a sonic device smashes the wide glass pane wall*
tom levy: cheerio, chaps
*we all begin to rappel down*
*we land perfectly on a truck filled with straw*
*cut back to the guards yelling at each other*
>>61468772
>he doesn't get paid to shit post on /brit/ and watch movies all day
>>61468728
>twta
runt
>>61468790
To be fair, you were literally having a wank right in front of him
>>61468772
Don't start until next week
Love how no one gives a shit about the Turkey bombings because we're all just used to it
>>61468830
It's like what that Jap lad said before
>shit in the toilet, nobody cares
>shit on dining room table, everyone cares
Not at the bump limit yet lads hahaha
>>61468719
please don't reply to me or my friends again and if you do
well... if you do!
then, my dear jew....
it's the pit - for you!
[Chorus to the tune of pick-axes]
Oh slaving away, on our... holiday
Because we turned the sons and dauuuughters... gay!
So the Nazi man
Opened a jewish ban!
And noooooow we're here
Wasting away
On our hol-eeeeee-dayyyy
>>61468802
incredible
>>61468537
fucking hell lads gonna go bash one out
have any of you gazed into your lovers eyes as the world fades away and you realise you're no longer two people but one soul united?
>>61468932
yes and the void gazed back
>>61468932
no but sometimes I see my reflection in the monitor when I wank
