korean pop edition
Poo
Thoughts on this?
>new
>>>61463601 (Cross-thread)
>glenn beck
>Poo
brexit
bregret
britrash(burikasu ; Japanese net slang against brits)
Willies
The bumhole is so sore lads
Can't stop pooing
quite enjoying browsing r/BritishProblems and r/UKPolitics Tbh
>President @JunckerEU will meet the First Minister of #Scotland @NicolaSturgeon today at 17.00h in the @EU_Commission.
Just shaved the beard lads
From a good halal style beard to a no guard electric shaver """"beard""""
Didn't realise the face would feel this cold tbqh
>>61463826
Of what? I wish they would fuck off, they are a SJW cancer on the union.
>>61463790
Are they still shitting themselves like overly dramatic girls?
*third eye begins to awake*
>>61463874
Again, respect that this is even a possibility.
Just look how the spaniards treat the catalonians in comparison..or the italians the south tirolans.
>>61463905
all me
>>61463905
Spoopers
>The part where people with no legitimate interest in self-honesty or truth endorse and propagate the enslavement of the human mind through declaring as true, things for which there is no good reason to think are true. The part where faith in the doctrines of the worlds religions has allowed for countless scores of unnecessary and hideously gruesome death, rape and torture. The part where it has kept people stupid and ignorant and stifled scientific progress and the collective growth of our species towards maturity. The part where it disguises itself as something good while being an inevitably divisive wedge between not only people of different sects and religions, but most of all between the faithful and the skeptical. The part where that division ruins relationships between family and friends and prevents people from truly connecting as a society in a way that would allow us to find the sense of community that we really need to advance as a species.
>A sound mind is immune to religion. Any mind that possesses any notable degree of intelligence can figure out that none of the worlds religion are in any way true or good. The problem then, is simply that humans are generally too stupid. When humans become smarter, then it won't matter if you ask them to accept unjustifiable claims on insufficient evidence, because they'll possess enough presence of mind to recognize that that's a terrible way to conduct oneself if you care about truth.
>But religion is really only a byproduct of our immaturity and lack of intelligence. That is the source of any bad idea humans come up with that harms us.
>George Osborne says taxes will need to be raised and public spending cut following UK's vote to leave the EU
Brexit was a mistake
>>61463909
What part of "I wish they would fuck off" do you not understand? You spastic yuro scum.
I hope you enjoy another mouth to feed and without our money.
Nigel Farage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJzRa7HWVqs
>>61463972
NO
IT'S ALL FINE
FUCK OFF SHILL
EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>61463972
Kill yourself, traitor.
lads i have just done a poo
now i'm hankering for a wankering desu
>>61463905
What is even occurring here
ᵗᵇʰ
>>61464021
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61463979
Rude
>>61463979
And I say you lack reading comprehension.
I congratulated you for allowing parts of your country to secede if they want to.
What has that to do with what you wrote?
>>61463988
Ah yes, mocking the people we'll need to negotiate a difficult trade agreement with, very impressive.
bremainders getting truncated
>>61464045
*falls over in pain*
arggghh bruce why'd you give me the ol nutter slapper argghh
cara
>>61463972
>>61463901
ukpolitics is actually fairly decent
there was a /pol/ raid on it a few years ago and it didn't even change much
british problems is for americans pretending to be british
>>61464081
exceptional post
>>61464072
>0.3%
>>61463972
It was economically.
>>61464072
Ah yes
>>61463905
pranked
>>61463773
Touch mine for a surprise
>>61464081
wew
bet she can taste silk
*trips over and breaks nose on the cement*
mmm ahh yes very good
>>61464030
discovering a reptilian nest
>>61464093
>talking about a website
>about politics
>on a different website
>that's not about politics
kill yourself you useless fucking cunt
>>61464081
>>61463846
Human revolution shits all over this ţbh
Business idea: have two identical main political parties to prevent uncertainty
>>61464129
silly duffa
*pats you on the bum*
>>61464143
bit rude
>>61464111
Haha it's tiny lad
>>61464182
go fucking stay on reddit you cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja8E8lMfaxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja8E8lMfaxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja8E8lMfaxk
>ALEXANDER JAHANS IS IN A RELATIONSHIP
>HE'S NO LONGER A VIRGIN
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK /brit/
you can't even get a girlfriend and you're still virgins but Alexander Gordon Jahans is getting sex every day ahahahahahahaha
>>61464163
t. Blair
>>61464175
*farts on your hand*
>>61464163
Business idea: have two swollen bollocks
*flickerbells you*
waheyyyy
1. Soros collapses currencies AND regimes (Britain)
2. He has funded revolutions in the Czech Republic, Ukraine, and Georgia
3. He staged coups in Slovakia, Croatia, and Yugoslavia
4. He wants to overturn the US. "He has said it himself on a number of occasions that, 'what I have done in terms of overturning bad governments, I am going to do in this country."
5. He has the support of Hilary Clinton - who has said "Our country needs us. We need people like George Soros who is fearless and willing to step up when it counts."
6. The "Shadow Party" that he has created in the US is modeled after the "Shadow Party" he created in other countries, shortly before he instigated a coup. The Center for American Progress is one of the first of his "Shadow Party" groups. What's their job? Gain control of the conservative media.
7. George Soros' real name was George Schwartz.
8. He's going to take down the United States of America. "The biggest threat to a stable world order is the U.S."
9. Soros has visited the Obama Whitehouse at least 4 times.
10. Soros has repeatedly called for the devaluation of the dollar.
11. Soros wants the world to be a global society without individual governments, and with one global gatekeeper. Guess who!
>>61464086
I'd rather have a pot to piss in and be a part of the EU than not be able to afford anything mate
>>61464187
You need to touch it a special way for it to grow
>>61464199
*retracts hand*
*looks at you in discomfort*
*slaps you in the nuts*
bad
>>61464221
>>>/germany/
Help me out here lads, how do I get a part-time job?
>>61464191
quite happy for him Tbh
>>61464244
*squeals and scuttles back into the runt cage*
>>61464235
*licks your bell*
>>61464228
why are vampirish teeth so lewd
>>61464253
well I might have to at this rate lad
Berlin was great when I went
>>61464302
Enjoy new Syria desu lad.
>>61464048
I have no sympathy for the yuros considering they are trying to kill our country.
*siren roars past*
Thainonce's heart raced, ever since the judge slammed his mallet down with the force of 1000 thunderbolts to convict thailad to 8 years in prison for child abuse, he knew he could not hide out for much longer. Everytime he heard a siren he thought it might be the end.
Thainonce had now been planning his escape for several days now, laying low from the police. He had more than enough supplies to last him for several weeks but he knew soon enough he would be tracked down. The manhunt for him was national after all.
He decided on thailand, a poor country far away with lax extradition laws, and high corruption He knew this way that he could buy children, bribe the police and carry on his nonce activities without anyone batting an eyelid.
>Now just how do I get there?
Thainonce thought to himself, surely his passport would be flagged by now and any attempt to leave the country would lead to his arrest.
>If I can just get to the airport at peak time, I might be able to slip through the cracks undetected
Thainonce reassured himself he'd think about it in the morning, and went back to sleep.
Morning came about, and thainonce was brushing his teeth when he looked out of the window. He saw what he had feared the most, police cars on his street, were they for him? who knows. It looked like a routine operation for a low-risk criminal, however thainonce despite being a high-risk target could take no chances.
He took his pre-packed bag which he kept for emergencies like these and ran out the back door. Calling a taxi on his phone, he cursed his slow, laggy android smartphone and wished he'd have bought an iphone like everyone else. Eventually he got through
>X Taxis, how may I help you?
>I need a taxi NOW!
>Where are you?
>I'm at 123 nonce street
>What's your name please sir?
Thainonce panicked for a second, there was a national manhunt out for him, there was no way he could give his real name.
>Mr Thai """"L-Lad"""
He stuttered
2 pence into my overdraft lads
How do I get out of it
>>61464327
Payday loan
>That's great, the taxi will be there in 1 minute
Great thainonce thought, with a sigh of relief. One minute later as promised, the taxi showed up, thainonce hopped in.
>AIRPORT, NOW!
He barked at the driver, and with the taxi driver detecting thainonces urgency, he stepped on the gas pedal. The driver may or may not of known who his passenger was.
Arriving at the airport, thainonce knew he only had one chance. He either got on the plane to bangkok, his nonce paradise, or he would wind up in a jail cell.
>>61464057
Leave our thread, nobody wants you here, you shit eating faggot.
>>61464317
lmao tbf
He had managed to book a flight on the journey to the airport, still amazed with his IT knowledge at how they hadn't tracked him down despite the fact that he used his real name.
He was flying with Thai airways, as they flew direct, a layover would only increase the chances of him being captured.
Thainonce carefully approached the check in counter, he suffered from anxiety, but this was increased tenfold with the current situation he was in.
>H-hi, Mr Thai N-Nonce here to check in
>certainly sir, do you have your passport?
Thainonce flustered, searched around his bag for his passport.
>H-here you go sir
Trying to hide his face, his voice was muffled.
The check in desk worker look at his passport, then back to thainonce, now back to his passport again, thainonce's heart dropped dead, he'd been discovered. He expected a hand to grab him on the shoulder and turn him around at any minute now. The check in desk worker opened his mouth to confirm thainonce's suspicions, or so he thought
>All checked in Mr Nonce, have a safe flight.
Thainonce's heart jumped with joy, he was now only one step away from getting on the plance. Security. The gauntlet. The name alone gave him chills. But he was in it to win it now, no backing out.
After a brief walk, thainonce came to the security. The line was long so he had time to wait, however in this sitation, every moment seemed like agony stabbing him
>Stay cool
Thainonce thought to himself, It was finally his turn to approach the metal detector, he was just walking through with an air of confidence when
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
The metal detector had gone off, thainonce's worst fears had been realized. The security guard told thainonce to step to one side, and then got the portable metal detector.
As he was going over thainonce's belongings, the metal detector let out an audible shriek.
>This is it
He thought, heart dropped
>They're gonna find my pen drive with 8GB of cheese pizza on there
Lads
I've moved into a new area by myself and I know no one
Where do I find myself a qt gf
>>61464264
*a slight smirk upon my face*
my conditioning is working
*slams the cage door behind you*
*opens a draw and searches around, pulling out a big lock*
*clips the lock on and sits the key just out of arms reach*
i'll be back in a couple of weeks
>>61464299
Are they? I have them
>>61463616
Still has more money than he'll be ever able to spend in his life time.
Who cares?
The world appeared to go in slow motion as the security guard opened his bag and emptied it.
Going over all his belongings with the detector, one item stuck out. It was thainonce's metal buttplug
>HOW COULD I FORGET SUCH A THING!?
Thainonce thought to himself as he smacked his forehead, he knew he'd fucked up, he just hoped nobody asked for his passport, despite the fact that his mugshot has been on every news channel for the past 48 hours, nobody had recognized him, it must have been a miracle.
Finally after confiscating the rather embarassing object, thainonce got to relax before the departure.
Not much happened during this period, however thainonce was still on edge, he knew it was not over yet.
Finally departure time came and he was called to gate 8
>8, just like I like my women
Thainonce thought to himself with a giggle. However he knew now was not the time for jokes. He approached the boarding worker, and handing him his ticket.
>Ah Mr Nonce, we've been expecting you.
The worker said, as he saw two police looking men walking towards him from the plane
He's considered himself lucky to get this far, but his heart sunk, it was over. His life flashed before his eyes, and so did his future in prison. He knew they didn't take kindly to nonces in prison.
>I've gotta do something, FAST!
Thainonce thought to himself, and so he...
TO BE CONTINUED
It seems some British youth are still complaining that the older generation has robbed them of a future in Europe.
Well fair enough, everyone is entitled to an opinion.
I've added two photos.
The first is a group of British kids around 20, who feel robbed of their futures in Europe
And the second is a couple of British 20 year old's who were also robbed of a future so that the young of today could have that vote.
Tell me again how hard done by you feel.
How do I become self-employed lads - what do people become self-employed in nowadays?
just did a big boy poo lads
>>61464310
literally saw more mixed race people walking around London and Manchester than I did in Berlin. Didn't see one beggar or one refugee
>>61464429
They died for peace in Europe, not for democracy.
>>61464449
be yourself
>>61464429
this >>61464497 Tbh
Being myself
*enters the thread*
*median IQ increases by 14%*
>tfwfw no shadow billionaire bf
>>61463905
>Sorosfootmen.webm
brb buying 4 rolls of alfoil
>>61464356
You can't make me, relax and accept it.
>>61464421
I'm on the edge of my seat.
>>61464449
Pay yourself an hourly wage to shitpost
>>61464544
Umm sorry mate that's the median weight
*points your gaze over to the IQ meter, which has taken a dive into the red*
That's the one you want
>>61464496
Go to Munich, it is Germany's London. Berlin is more like their Edinburgh.
>>61463905
waht
>>61464412
da they r
>>61464544
australians are still up
>>61464564
Get used to being called out on your shitty behaviour then.
> Mon to fri am. Please provide a quote for a total week's walk and we will be in touch.
How much should I be paid per week for dog walking, lads?
>>61464570
I feel the potential in the thainonce saga, the words flow from my fingers, expect another volume tomorrow
>>61464588
only went to berlin for the clubs and I got cheap flights but yeah I will go munich soon
>>61464630
What shitty behaviour?
I made a sincere compliment to the dedication to democracy in the UK.
Passing down with rain lads.
There's nothing to do in Britain as it is let alone when it's passing down
What DO
>Get used to being called out on your shitty behaviour then.
house smells of crisps
>>61464649
So that's 13:15 BST then.
>>61464648
Brilliant. Considering his noncing is far from over, I can see the series spanning far.
>>61464624
Australians*
You fucking IDIOT. No wonder the median IQ is shit.
Anyone watching wimbledon
Business idea: When your computer clock changes to 12:15 BST everybody posts a picture of Alan Titchmarsh
>>61464648
you should post it again from the start if he's there
this dog that I complained about like an hour ago is still fucking going
>>61464666
Put a raincoat on
anyone want to come to my house and eat pork belly with me
>>61464817
bit haram x
>>61464663
Take your eu shit somewhere else.
>>61464762
just a bit of banter
>>61464839
you sound like a right child
Made an account on Tailster to earn a bit of extra cash lads
>>61464817
>pork belly
Fuck off yank.
Bet Charlie Dimmock is a right porker now, just got a feeling
>>61464853
how does a wrong child sounds like?
>>61464871
You jumped the gun
>>61464853
Rasheed.
>>61464839
What EU shit?
i was talking about scottland being offered tha chance to seced and that being a pretty grown up thing to do.
Ok...um let me rephrase it then:
"Shitty poo poo lads, amirite?"
I hope that fits your ideas of what should be in this thread.
>>61464191
his boyfriend apparently has severe autism and fucked up fetishes
>>61464891
*smirks*
>>61464736
Reminder
>>61464924
It's been nearly a week and you shitheads are still trying to sew discourse in the UK, it's really sad.
I'll never vote for a republican
At brussels airport waiting for my flight to korea
Moving over there for work :^)
the same
>>61464924
How about you butt out of affairs that don't concern you?
>>61465034
>skateboard
lel
![alan-titchmarsh_1590574c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XmnZKuB.jpg "alan-titchmarsh_1590574c[1].jpg")
>>61465068
shouldn't you be in school?
tfw no brexit gf
>>61464986
Oh wow, ok.
First of all, discourse is not the word you are looking for, secondly it was just a well meant compliment.
Sorry for triggering you.
Business idea: When your computer clock changes to 12:20 BST everybody restarts their computer
>>61465072
>>61465071
not bad
>>61464228
>Filipinos
>>61465034
White piggu go home
>For heavens sake man, go!
Holy shit
Corbyn btfo
keeping my options open
>>61465034
Hypebeast gimp
>>61465069
et osaa varmaa ees tehä ollii :DDD
>>61465068
It does, as Angela Merkels refugge policies also concern you..don't they?
>>61465088
Stop talking Pidor.
>>61465034
>listen to odd future once
>>61465142
ime munaa homo jonne. vitun kersat uhoomassa
wew lads
was gonna post a pic of Carol Smiley as a joke, y'know in reference to all this Titchmarsh stuff, and there's some proper racy pics of her on Google haha
>>61464986
They have to go all out with the attack to protect the EU, they will keep it up for weeks.
I'm surprised they haven't tried to force any memes out of it.
>Cordyn once loved by lefties, remember tons of students in my uni calling him "a proper lad"
>now hated by everybody
What went so wrong for him?
t-the dog has stopped barking
>>61465096
Fuck off, dear lord.
Go and shitpost in one of the several EU fuck Britain threads in the catalogue.
Shame!
>>61465128
Corbyn seems like a nice genuine bloke. What is he doin wrong?
>>61465250
Why would I?
I like the UK.
>>61465259
Problem is he's not doing anything right
Love these made up stories desu
*juts out chin, smirking and shaking head from side to side*
*drops cue cards on the floor forcefully*
*brushes blazer back and slowly approaches the stage*
WHY DON'T YOU STOP YOU STOP SMOKING DOPE
MAN UP
GROW A PAIR
GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE
GET A JOB
AND START BEING A DAD TO YOUR 3 YEAR OLD SON
*thunderous applause from the audience*
*mother of the child bounces up in her seat whilst smacking her hands together*
>>61465223
They still do like him. They said on Newsnight last night that 59% of the Labour membership would vote for him again
>>61465300
YOU ARE SCUM
>>61465147
Before we left your cancerous union yes, they very much did concern us, you brainless spastic.
>>61463601
What is related with kpop and great Britten?
poo was too runny
>>61465365
just weeb fags in /brit/ desu
are jezza
>>61465365
not alot really
>>61465259
He's not a leader
His own cabinet can't even contact him most days, he's a mess and shouldn't be a leader
If only Corbyn stood by his principles and campaigned for Leave.
Leave would have won by a landslide, Labour heartlands wouldn't be able to complain about Labour not representing them anymore and Corbyn would literally have the next General Election on a plate
>>61465297
Explain. Imo he seems trustworthy politician unlike Farage whos slimy as fuck lets be honest without memeing
>>61465365
Memes
>>61465288
Funny, lauding over the break up of the union seems to imply otherwise.
>>61465365
koreaboos
look at this fucking dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYy7yg3Bd0
>>61465387
can i drink it?
>>61465346
God damn, don't tell me Jeremy Kyle gets broadcast outside of the UK. Please no.
>>61465410
Idk id take what his cabinet says with a pinch of salt
post >yfw Jo Cox was assassinated for no reason by the globalist elite
>mfw
Someone coming to install my internet between 1 and 6
Want to leave go shops quick but they'll turn up as soon as I leave I bet
>>61465415
Fuck off paki.
>>61465410
>siding with blairites
i wish someone loved my country as much as farage loves the UK
>>61465351
You haven't officialy left yet my insulting friend.
>>61465526
T R U M P
>>61465476
She was a traitor, fuck her.
>>61465476
>Britain thirst!
What did he mean by this?
>>61465223
Pretty sure he has supporters just not MPs aka Blairites
Personally id like to see him stay, hes a breath of fresh air and i respect him standing in the face of adversity
might do a cry
now that's what i call banter
>>61465530
Hopefully we don't leave somehow
waiting for the people at google to come and upgrade chrome
someone should be here before 6
>>61465428
How so?
It was not meant as a bakchanded compliment.
Would you rather live in a country that forces different people to stay?
It isnt even clear that they will do it, chances are they stay like they did last time.
>>61465530
We left the second we voted leave, this is all just bread and circus right now.
REALLY want a cute finnish bf lads
>>61465446
look at these fricking dogs
>>61465459
It gets broadcast over here for sure
But we have literally every UK channel so I guess that's not surprising
>>61465587
You have to call in article 50 (I believe), that is your government.
Its basically book keeping and bureaucracy, but thats how modern governments work.
>>61465589
I've got a cute Finnish gf
>>61465551
That Joe Cox should have bought a Lucozade instead of a cola, because nothing quenches thirst like Britains number one sports drink.
https://youtu.be/SJzRa7HWVqs
HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN
>>61465612
> Girls
Not my thing but Im happy for you, lad.
>>61465614
Skin tone is lighter
Ignore and report
a team of informatician experts should be here any minute to help me plug in my computer
not a specialist but i think it has to do with those holes in the wall
wish i was mr speaker desu
>birthday card design
fucking hell
>>61464191
>in a relationship means sex everyday day
>he's never been in a relationship
>>61465563
Meh, it's only a Pole.
>>61465615
got to love him
>>61465636
meh, lighting fucks with skin tone all the time
wish i was average
>thought Santa was carpet bombing
oooooooh
top kek
>>61465615
I liked the start, its acceptable to be like that after years of campaigning.
He won and is happy about it.
The later stuff is a bit rude, would have been better to be more professional for him.
>germany wants turkey to join the EU
ahh.. VERY impressive
>>61465566
Scum.
>>61465589
You should watch that movie it's about a Finnish guy and French guy, can't remember what it's called, but if I remember correctly it's set in France and it's more of a comedy-lovey thing.
AH YES I FOUND IT.
It's called Let my people go.
>>61465615
Imagine going into a room full of European MPs and telling them all how shit the EU is, he's great
>>61465693
Please no.
Make a fucking cut and have angry erdoganists not voting you but please dont touch them...
>>61465611
Exactly, bread and circus.
Writing Dear (name beginning with D) sounds weird as fuck lads
Try it
Dear David
Dear Daniel
etc.
>>61464086
do NOT post sam adams quotes ever again.
>>61465687
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/29/if-you-value-the-guardian-coverage-of-brexit-please-help-fund-it
ah yes
>>61465704
Just looked it up lad and the MC is Jewish
No ty.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gg Europe
there should be ten people or so passing by later in the day to dress me up
i'm passing time playing chess against myself naked
>>61465615
who's that qt behind him? number 12 something
>>61465775
>phone posting
fuck off
>>61465789
I want to know too
>>61465615
Qt behind him :o
>>61465687
>would have been better to be more professional for him
>Booing him from the very start
Act childish, get treated like a child.
can't wait for article 50 to be triggered lads
I'm article 50
Trigger me
stewing in my own filth
>>61465767
>Just looked it up lad and the MC is Jewish
>No ty.
You're joking right?
>>61465797
>>61465805
going to track her down now lads
>>61465839
*whispers*
demooooocracy
What's so bad about phone posting?
Does anyone else have a feeling of relief, or a "high" almost, post-brexit
It's like, yeah we still have those problems if you think about it but we've kind of proved to ourselves that we can actually make changes
All the dread I used to get when I dwell on things is disappating
>>61465693
They are desperate to find a source of income to replace us.
which one of you took this picture of me?
>>61465858
these make me really uncomfortable
:(
>>61465810
You have a point.
Being the bigger man isn't allways good, I like how your politics have a big part of bantering in the house of commons.
People are held accountable and are made fun of by their colleagues if they talk shit.
>>61465614
>facial injuries
?
Why is brit full of asian shit, fuck off.
>>61465888
well that was quick, literally the second person on http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/search.html?country=GB
isabella adinolfi
