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Me on my sisters prom edition
slept in a premier inn last night
korean pop
NORTHERN POWERSTANCE
slept in a substandard inn last night
/x/ never fails to disappoint
>>61441473
Used to have the same pair of socks.
white women will be sold in the slave markets
>>61443170
If you actually want to get into it then listen to this all the way through then report back
https://youtu.be/AEAl6sbhaxc
slept in a house last night
>>61441473
Being a girl must be so easy until you're about 30
Reminder if your wife or gf works then you're a filthy despicable prole and don't be gassed
"""""leave""""" voters
>>61443330
What I'm trying to get at is that "Power" in the 21st Century is a meme.
You won't get attacked, and in trade it doesn't actually matter.
Just look at Singapore.
You did it lads
>>61443381
You had ONE job, Jose
>>61443408
me on the left
>>61443419
why is he so cute bros?
>>61443381
WARNED
Is your password embarrassing?
Me: yes.
>>61443373
what's the difference between Jade Goody and a moped?
moped can get to 40 ;) wahey
>>61443439
how much did that cost you
>>61443379
Go to bed Dave
doing a deep depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuK17lSvDo
>>61443468
virus do not answer
>>61443439
You mean the dankweb, lmao
>>61443439
>stealth: non existent/10
>>61443439
I'm not a criminal or a junkie
>Poland
>Spain
>Austria
Didn't we vote to leave?
>>61443468
E0147852036963025874101346798462e
>>61443505
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.
For every one of my Polish brothers assaulted in Britain, I will steal one /brit/ meme. This is your final warning.
To prove I'm not bluffing:
Doing a lay in bed for a few hours.
>>61443498
Been there, done that, got a return pass
anyone watch the documentary on porton down?
was pretty good lads i would recommend it t︃bh
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /int/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /brit/friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on 4chan for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of posts on this website, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
>>61443555
you'll work for me one day
>>61443543
fuck you, im your führer
>>61443544
What's that? Name of your local volcano?
does he expect me to read all that lmao fat twat
>>61443551
Doing a poo in your bed
who /attracted to people younger than them / here?
just lob my bolloks off now senpai
>>61443543
Return Gibralter
>>61443354
>okay guys, do some standing
>got it. normal human standing.
>>61443439
Because I actually have friends and connections in real life to get high grade dank shit from
>>61443488
about £25 something in bitcoin
>>61443516
Came inside a silver bag and then inside a jiffy bag actually
morning, good friend.
i wish japan-british alliance again.
>>61443616
Most people
>>61443616
Right, you're nicked
>>61443587
You: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sobbing-german-woman-says-living-8301656
>>61443605
Eyjafjallajökull?
You'll vote for me one day
>>61443627
>not being tall enough you can take a wide stance and still be a head taller than spics
poor little continental
>>61443620
Return Ceuta
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
never had a shit on a plane lads
>>61443640
Me too, Shinji.
>>61443669
it was a joke, no need for name calling
*heems your nan*
heh...too easy!
>>61443640
tbqh you're the only chinks who have a chance because we share origins in a decentralized warrior arisocracy rather than an autocratic bureaucracy of your cousins
>>61443704
me_irl
Playing Mirrors Edge lads, it controls really well. Was skeptical desu
Is it possible to be in love with an ASMRist that you've never met before?
>>61443706
Apparently it's scary.
>tfw Spanish navy is superior to Brit navy
RULE ESPAÑA
ESPAÑA RULES THE WAVES
Cara tbqh.
Is it a good idea to order drugs off the dankweb straight to my house? Or am I gonna get caught by rozzas?
>>61443706
I'm sure the groundstaff are very grateful
>>61443759
take back gibraltar then
>>61443656
nonce
>>61443640
Me three
Together, we can finally make anime real
>>61443752
Prepare to have free time again in about fifteen minutes
>>61443706
It's the piss that kills people? What does poo do?
>>61443713
i honestly have trouble pronouncing that myself. tongue is too big. at least i can lick my elbow
>>61443766
She's a rancid swine
>>61443706
>>61443756
not being in the mile high poo club
>>61443787
We are not Russian savages
>>61443811
A mealy mouthed reply
http://www.strawpoll.me/10614765
http://www.strawpoll.me/10614765
>>61443706
Plane toilets are fuckin terrifying m8
>prom
FOY?
What do brits call it?
>>61443801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yoa1-aq4QM
:(
doing a benzo relapse
Business idea: open a casino in Iceland and call it Diceland
>>61443759
>the Spanish armada was the height of Spanish naval strength
>still got completely blown out of the water by us (literally)
gf just sent me this
Any lads that listen to the radio here on a daily basis?
Started doing it at my new work. What's a good radio channel? Just been listening to BBC Scotland and BBC 2 really.
>all those pre-Brexit gimmicks I had going that are now extinct
Fucking hell I'm feeling the Brexit aftershocks myself now
Gonna have to sack a couple of staff members
>>61443850
The 'let's get embarrassed when everyone points out that I'm one of the lonely spackers who doesn't know any girls' event
i be in the park off a pill so whaaaaat
>tfw didn't go to my prom
>tfw in Year 11 a girl told me she thought I left the class in Year 9
>tfw when I used to be put in groups and my name was put on the board people asked "Who the hell is that?" out loud
>>61441587
Always liked a PI, comfy for the price
>>61443848
don't flush while you are still sitting. it will suck your colon out like silly string
>>61443836
She's a titless, man-faced, malodorous, whore.
me doing some snorting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9TAiO4O69g
>>61443914
BBC 4, 5 and 6
If you're still after Marge reaction images lad
Lads, any good tips to turn light conversation about work into a woman actually being interested in what you have to say?
>>61443913
nonce
are jezza
>>61443914
Radio Kuwait
>>61443706
I've never been on an airplane before
https://twitter.com/reportedly/status/747891811448922112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
wew
going to bed don't bother replying
>>61443983
start talking about the weather
Bitches love talking about the weather
>I listen to anything other than 5 Live
My year head sat me down and told me I wouldn't be allowed to attend the school prom so I told her I wasn't going anyway, laughed at her and told her to fuck off (under my breath)
>BBC 4
Longest flight I've ever been on was 10 hours to florida, had 2 poos, 1 wank and 1 cup of tea split over the angry man next to me on the way there
>>61443913
spoiler that hog
>>61443976
Only good one so far, ta.
Poleaboo skin is damaged from the patch test
He should have touched the affected area so much
Read he needs to put some antiseptic cream on it ASAP
Will have to go to the chemists tomorrow
>>61444033
Why senpai?
I thought turkroaches could survive a nuclear blast
HAS IT COME TO THIS
(oh, OH OH OH)
>>61443640
how do you think about japan german alliance again?
i think thats not bat. but not good.
i love UK than Germany.
>>61444004
been on 13 flights in past 10 months
boring stuff
soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17uSusVZg_I
>>61444036
Fuck off.
>>61444048
Fuck off my weed one wss good
>>61444038
Oh dare
Can you tell me what english people drink expect beer?
I mean whisky is exclusivly scottish as I understand
Do you actually drink gin?
>>61443386
Nah, turns out it's not my cup of tea, cheers though
>>61443992
does he ever smile?
>mfw wore a stupid suit for prom
>didn't know what to get so picked something at random
>mum was at the shop with me and recommended one that was normal
>friend was there and wanted to seem independent so i said "no i want that one"
>had no idea what i was doing
>tried it on and realised it looked stupid
>didn't want to go back on what i said and said "yes this is the one"
>time for prom and mom says she wants to "sort my hair out"
>say "okay why not" because it is prom
>she makes me look like a fucking retard
>put on my stupid suit with my stupid hair and felt like a dick the whole time
>nobody wanted to dance near me
fuck dont even want to keep going i am such a fucking retard
>>61444017
We work the third shift, there is no weather to witness. She's a trainee so I asked how she's feeling about all of it, I told her how absolutely shit I was at the job at first, got a light chuckle. I figure that means I'm circling the drain.
>>61441473
fuk! lads!! opened 4hcan without going incognito!
>>61443438
Can't reroll the referendum :^)
>>61443373
>That
>Racist
God damn I hate lefties.
>>61444118
Cider
the gf filmed during a happy moment
What do you call your grandparents, lads
Mum's side: Granny and grampy
Dad's side: Nanny and granddad
new word lads : "Pisspoo"
rate and subscribe please
>>61444129
smiling is for the middle class, the first victims of the revolution
sorry but if you haven't read through the bible at least once in your life you're not qualified to post here, you're basically a child
>>61444179
theyre dead
>>61443555
I literally live in this town.
>>61444207
it's on my list of fiction books to read
>>61444179
Mum's side: "Really miss you, see you soon"
Dad's side: "Really miss you, see you soon"
>>61444207
not my religion, but still have read it
>feels good manye.webm
>>61444207
Bone cancer
>>61441473
Your sister is a qt tbqh
blood dripping on my margiela shoes
>>61444143
looks like you're on the list now lad better be careful when clinton is elected
>>61444274
post toot
>>61444179
>Mom's dad
Grandpa or Pops if I want to piss him off a bit
>Dad's dad
Abuelo
>>61443983
Women like talking about themselves.
Gonna start being myself, starting by buying a pair of GREY trainers
>>61444179
mom's side: all dead
dad's side: all dead
>>61444308
shitskin detected
>>61444264
Me on the bottom
>I wish
most handsome english man
>Love song covered by a member of the opposite sex to the original artist
>They change the pronouns so they don't seem gay
baka
>>61444252
Looks like he held his head under a power washer too long! wahey
>>61444308
>Abuelo
CHI
>>61444298
fuk!!! how2delet
>>61444179
mums side: nan grampy
dads side: grandma grandad
let's all try and claim these sextuplets for /brit/
Posters /brit/ could do without:
Americans
That is all
Business idea: acquire a quadroon gf
>>61444411
wew
Proud owner of a qt black gf
You there. Yes, you, the young gentleman on the front row with the blue jumper on. I believe you have a question for the panel - something along the lines of, "checking your digits"?
>>61444444
where is it
*list item worth £300 on eBay*
*get offered £100*
ah yes, of course I will take the £200 loss because you'll "pay today", very impressive.
kpop is shit
>>61444411
You mean quarter-caste?
irony post irony and meta postpostmodernism was capitalism's assault on its critics.
>>61444450
bit of a shit post
>>61444444
FUCK THE EU
>>61444441
>owner
problematic
>>61444444
VERY nice
>>61444337
David Mitchell is handsomer
>>61444444
nice
>>61444444
(you)
>>61444444
INCREDIBLE GET
good evening, anon. i've been waiting for you to get home ... stop standing there and fuku me with your bigu, white wirry!!
>>61444444
wahay
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467136463293.webm
>leave voters
>>61444444
>wearing a blue jumper
>>61444444
Well played
>>61444179
Dad's side: grandad and nanny (both dead, I'd probably have reverted to nan if the she'd survived a bit longer)
Mum's side: grandad and grandma (grandad is dead)
>tfw only one grandparent left
>>61444536
wtf i hate brexit now!
>>61444444
OH BOY
>>61443706
I hate it, the cubicles are way too small to be comfy
>>61444004
What....?
>>61444033
Which class pet did you molest?
>>61444038
I had a wank fromLondon to Paris
>>61444132
Post pix
>>61444444
Noice noice noice
(Based Dimbleberk)
NEED a norwegian gf with a nice bum
>>61444309
True enough, but just asking her about interests without any sort of segue didn't work well for me when I did it in high school. I've never been able to get a girl by being genial and I don't interact with this girl enough for the teasing routine to work. Only spoke to her a couple times entering the building, maybe I'm worrying too much.
>>61444444
Wew
>>61444521
>aha a japanesu penish a sho shmarru
>>61444536
delete this video of me immediately or I will be contacting my solicitor
Business idea: wank myself silly
>>61444333
>>61444367
Fortunately, or not, just descended from a group of weak-spirited and decadent continentals rather than Indians.
>>61444306
*toot*
>>61444536
VERY impressive moves
this completely sane man decided my future and I couldn't be happier with his decision
>>61444444
One of the best gets I've ever witnessed, bravo!
>>61444644
I'll give you £25,000 for a 3% stake
>>61444411
Quadroon sounds like a racial insult like coon.
>>61444444
superb post
>>61444692
Deal
>>61443379
How much?
Congrats on leaving the EU
>>61444705
*shakes your sweaty hand*
Antoine, get the clamps
>>61444536
How did you get my footage?
>>61444600
I made out with a Norwegian with a nice bum...I couldn't pronounce her name so I called her Sarah.
>>61444671
well done, frog ... well fucking done
>>61444600
good luck getting one now you're out of the EU
so true
starting to think brexit might have been a mistake lads.
>>61444444
impressive
>>61444444
Nice digits. Were you just lucky?
>>61444783
>actual cuckolds exist
lol
>>61444775
norway aren't in the EU you fucking thick mick
>>61444605
I know this feel.
>>61444730
We haven't left yet
hmmm
>>61444791
Bender.
Going to do a ferocious wank over a massive cocked shemale in leather
>France Under-20 striker Moussa Dembele has signed a four-year contract with Scottish champions Celtic
Didn't see that coming, thought he was going to PSG or Bayern or something
>>61444774
Now post more qt
>>61444444
Marvelous
>>61444825
Are these people still in unis? They were fucking everywhere when I was there but that was 7 years ago.
Something new must have come along.
yes yes very good
>>61444780
bitch needs to lay off the kush
>>61444837
polysexual actually, darling.
>>61444890
Nah everyone acts road now with their retro addidas jackets and shit
>>61444179
Dad's side: Grandma and Grandpa
Mum's side: Nonna and Nonno
>>61444444
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61444895
people like this need their jaw broken
>>61444936
Not sure how she escaped her handlers
>>61444856
The Brenny Effect
>A gun and suicide bomb attack on Istanbul's Ataturk international airport has killed at least 28 people and injured up to 60.
We need to stay in the EU and let Turkey join so we can all join together to prevent this sort of thing
>>61444671
exceptional post
>>61444444
congratulatiions my dear m8
>>61444934
I have no idea what road is.
>>61444978
or we could just kill all the muzzies
>>61444783
>far right
>a bunch of disenfranchised, romantic twenty-somethings who finally found a time and place where their politically-incorrect worldview is approaching the mainstream
Surely they know this just eggs them on, right? If it's not wearing boots and a shaved head, it's not far right.
>>61444895
Literally me
Nick Clegg: what you will wake up to if we vote to Leave... (Published Wednesday Before referendum)
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/comment/will-wake-vote-leave/
folding my willy a thousand times to make sure it's the hardest in the world
>>61444444
>>61444895
best one 2bh
Wrote my mum a poem lads
>>61444936
I said qt not maisie
>>61445035
*willy shatters*
>>61445013
Keep up grandad
>>61445079
maisie is qt
what are you on about?
>>61444895
I met a few of these in Aus, I thought they were isolated types. S'pose I can never go back to the UK now.
>>61445074
Tragic that people like this are allowed to reproduce
Sleeping in the nude tonight lads...
Umm OMG no peeking u pervs ;)
>>61445079
you better stop or you'll get the one with the giant neanderthal eyebrows
>>61444939
>he's italian
Where in UK do you live?
Moved to a new area lads
Where do I find a qt gf
look at this fucking bird
>>61444444
I witnessed this
application for procreation got declined lads
>>61444444
M E M E M A G I C
ARTICLE 50 WHEN?!?!??!?!??!?!!??!?
>>61445172
Bristol. As far as I understand there were lots of Sicilian immigrants here post WW2.
>>61444644
only came in the homemade fleshlight twice tonight
tore another latex glove in half
>>61444444
put me in the screencap
>>61445034
fucking hell it's spooky
why do you hate poland
>>61445013
This is the wannabe roadman one
>>61444825
>>61444895
>>61445243
if you take a picture of it and post it you're pretty much guranteed (you)'s
>>61445110
>maisie is qt
so are you
>>61445034
probably my favourite cuck, but a pretty weak article desu.
>>61445243
to what did you do the deed, may i ask?
>>61445254
I don't like listening to slav speak when I'm in on own country
>>61445257
That's quite bad desu
>>61445228
Ah. There's lots in my (UK) town. When England and Italy play it's pretty hectic
>>61445225
Next Tuesday, half-past two
>>61445228
You need to go back.
>>61444234
Is it nice in Folkestone? I've only been to the stone beach a few times. Considering moving there after I get my degree. Nice town for young people?
look at this duck
>>61445014
that makes you as bad as the terrorists
>>61445140
He wasn't the person who wrote that was stabbed in the heart age 18 lmao
>>61445287
Recent EU immigrants? Lots of them in Bristol now too. And Spaniards.
>>61445182
Would unironically put my willy in her bum
>>61444444
no fucking way
Can't figure out how to turn my radiators on lads
Turned the thing from cold to a higher one and nothing happened
>>61445254
Because we receive your lower class citizens
Your lower class citizens clash with our lower class citizens
In the end they are both too stupid to figure out they speak, act, and look the same
>>61445254
Who?
might just work minimum wage for the rest of my life
don't know what to do with money when I get it anyway
>>61445254
I don't and ignore the rorkes, your immigrants are top tier, especially the qts :3
>>61445293
I'm half Welsh, Quarter English and Quarter Sicilian and I've got blonde hair, blue eyes and a ginger beard desu. You go back
>>61445334
higher and HIGHER AND HIGHER
until it works
>>61445298
dacks :]
>Vodafone could move London HQ outside UK post-Brexit
who let chavs vote????????????
>>61445376
It's right at the top
Still not working
>>61445323
Nah I-talians, although Euros as well.
I want more Spanish qts
bit hot
open the window
bit loud
close the window
(goto:1)
>>61445366
I make 45k and can't pay my bills 2bh
>>61445034
wtf i love nick clegg now
>>61445384
>could
>>61445384
>using vodaphone
lmao
>>61445323
Disgusting.
>>61445254
SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE SCUM DIE
>>61445334
Yeah same story on my one
You just have to do trial and error, the marks on the turning thing don't actually mean anything
>>61445392
is your heating turned on? if so idk lol maybe you have to bleed the radiators or some shit
>>61445384
hope they move to dublin
>>61445384
>caring about london
>>61445375
For every post you make, the Channel gets ten feet higher.
>>61445384
they don't pay any tax anyway
should be banned from trading in the UK full stop
we need to delete all foreign companies
>>61445034
B-B-BUT IT'S ALL PROJECT FEAR JUST HAVE A FAG AND PINT WITH OUR NIGE AND IT WILL ALL BLOW OVER
>>61445436
Idk I've just moved in here, my gas is supposed to be paid for so it should be on
having a wank to /r/adorableporn
>>61445384
I don't really give a shit 2bh. They should ban any business that leaves from ever being able to sell their products or services here again.
>>61445334
Turn your hot water/ central heating on
>>61445488
virus do not visit
I close my eyes, Then I drift away
Into the magic night. I softly say
A silent prayer like dreamers do.
Then I fall asleep to dream My dreams of you.
>>61444444
woah
>>61445477
Fuck off Pidor.
>>61445334
Just stick the heating on lad.
>>61445269
already disassembled it and put the components away
maybe next time. the sponges are all going grotty from the amount of cum/lube/saliva combo that came out of the broken glove
cheated on the gf again lads
>>61445573
good post
business idea: an inflated balloon which floats downwards
>>61445254
It seems to be a working class thing
>>61445573
miss this gimmick
50 followers on instagram
my media empire is growing
>>61445573
you're scum
Busted a hole in the punching bag today
I bet you faggot cunts couldn't even bust a hole in a brown paper bag or your boyfirends asshole
>>61445525
*sits on your face*
>>61445610
bathysphere
>>61445630
bust a hole in your face if you keep on
>>61445614
>tfw my decent photography gets 60 likes whilst runts taking pictures of their shit costa coffee get 5000 likes
business idea: motorless carriage which operates by magnetizing itself to other passing cars
>>61445610
business idea: a cheap frozen food shop named after a country full of ice
>>61445613
I miss third-eye posting
>doing a summer job
>it's at a shitty factory full of shitty working class people
> constantly listen to them going on about the EU and how we were better off in and all sorts of nonsense
When'll they ever learn
>>61445630
Id crumple you up like a paperbag, twig boy
>>61445610
Already been done, it's called the ego of English footballers
>>61445692
Greenland?
>>61445602
>>61445613
thanks lads
>>61445705
>>61445669
You bigmouth fags, I've been training for combat for 15 years and I'm 18 stone
Business idea: turn prisons into zoos for cultural diversion. you can feed peanuts to rapists
>get into lifting
>get really good at squating
>can squat like 3 1/2 plate after under a year of lifting
>can't find any trousers that fit anymore
>tfw have a job interview on thursday
>tfw look ridiculous in my suit trousers
>>61445726
no, iceland you silly goose haha x
>>61445788
swoon him with your meaty butt
business idea: we all put a kiss at the end of our posts so that we're all being really nice to each other x
>>61445788
you can buy a cheap pair of trousers tomorrow lad
business idea: a keyboard which is powered by typing
>>61445870
where man
tried burtons and despite them having a all-sizes/cuts polciy nothing fitted properly
went to zara instead because all their suit-stuff is proper stretchy but looks bare tacky
>>61445516
Ah yes, very rational
business idea: solar powered computer monitor. always has to have the sun shining on it
>>61445862
i'm funding this idea x
>>61445961
why does new zealand get its own flag on posts but Wales doesn't?
business idea: a nicotine based soda
I would rock ur sisters outfit better than her and I'm a male
business idea: keep your eyes open for new places of discussion
>>61444444
Amazing
>>61444444
loooool haha
>>61443354
Of course Big Dave actually pulls it off.
>>61443381
Trips and the U.K. keeps Gibraltar forever but has to stay in the EU.
>>61443550
Fuck off you sandal wearing goldfish tender.
>>61443706
I did a wank on a flight to Florida in 2014.
