Italian edition
cara
korean pop
business idea: a car with room for 30 passengers
Asuka.
suck-a my balls-a
Why do Asians like posting pictures of cakes and hot drinks on Facebook?
>>61445714
apooka
how can you all be so creative with these gimmicks
Watched a bit of outlander on a whim, new level of cuckold, dying scotcuck asks his brother to marry his pregnant wifes child
>>61445745
Never noticed that myself desu, I constantly see Asians posting pictures of macaroons, though.
are italian women goat?
>>61445748
Do you want to FUCKING go?
>>61445788
nice humble brag
>>61445745
it's a status symbol to other Zhangs stuck in rice fields
>why yes I do participate in so-called "social media"
Stormzy for PM
>>61445801
don't mind, can if you want.
Is thailad in prison?
getting really strange vivid lucid dreams
they have a complex storyline
>>61445796
maybe
utterly shocking that the majority of you are virgins. honestly missing out on one of the most important things in life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_free_trade_agreements
They're all a bit.... shit lads
what shoes you wearing this summer lads
pic related
>>61445847
They connect with each other somehow? Strangely enough I've been having vivid dreams as well
>>61445836
Meet me outside the old blockbusters in Southampton in half an hour mate.
Gonna take a late night trek to the off licence
You lads want anything?
>Breaking News: 'Nearly 50 Killed' In Istanbul Airport Attack
very good
>>61445881
>>61445858
what the hell what my god name
perfection holy what
>>61445756
Is that lady di's grave?
How will the Brexit impact my Dolmio Day?
The gf
>>61445676
this 2bh
>>61445796
No, the women on Italian TV are sort of depressing show horses desu
£355 to upgrade the second leg of my flight to business. This is a night flight and 8hrs long - worth it?
>>61445858
i find this fucking disgusting
*grows stronger*
ahahAHAHAHhhaaa... yeeeesss
Might tell me my mum I'm bent tomorrow.
>>61445926
bad lad
>>61445952
literally this
>>61445965
we know you do, haven't got any in your colour preference though i'm afraid
The normans must be compelled to leave /brit/, by force if necessary
We had a harder group yet still reached the same stage as you, and managed not to make complete tits of ourselves in the process. It's a matter of expectation - I'm sure that most people would agree that NI over-achieved whilst England completely under-achieved. You lot played some truly dire football too - at least we have an excuse, most of our players are legitimately shit.
Just my opinion, of course. But I'm proud of my team in NI (ancestry). Are you proud of yours?
>>61445884
don't know
but I have to put effort into my dreams, as in, they have a storyline and I have to do something or complete something
>>61445888
i'm here already you little cunt, hurry up.
>>61445948
Depends when it is lad
>>61445767
>dying scotcuck asks his brother to marry his pregnant wifes child
>>61445988
Fuck off scouser twat
I could literally batter the 10 best fighters in this thread on my own with just one hand
German gf is needed
Currently 7* in Sydney
People are already dying from the cold
>>61445980
Are you that Turbo Rorke Ayrshire?
>>61445858
sauce pls
>>61445963
>night flight
no you melon just sleep
>>61445858
WHO?!??!?
>>61446006
*teleports out of the bin behind you*
psssh nothing personnel kiddo
Was just sitting next to a british woman at a park while she was on her phone. She was going on about how beautiful our cities are in America and that nothing competes in the UK including london
Is she right?
Absolutely no desire to keep on living
I've given it a good go, but it's not for me
>>61446045
>>61446052
no idea some dolmio posted loads of these webms a while ago in /brit/ only saved this one for some reason
>>61445992
im referring to the setting, not the woman
that amount of objectificaiton is triggering
>>61446024
Id stamp your head into a red mist
>>61445910
what are they saying their all British. Quintessentially British one could say.
Why do Scots crying about Brexit?
They decided themselves that they want England to decide for them in their independence referendum.
They must not have another referendum, the previous one was not too long ago anyway.
>>61445949
nonce
>>61446024
you couldn't batter a sausage
>>61446024
shut up you wanker
>>61445940
nah she lady ded now
white
pride
>>61446024
youre less than shoite in a bokkit m8
>>61445910
I don't know why they think this will make people pro-EU when as skilled workers they were going to be let in anyway.
>>61446037
Scotch Lowlands are rightfully English land
>>61446024
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>61446037
Are you MI5?
Gf and her girl friends got tickets to ibiza in a few weeks.
Shes would never cheat so not really bothered. She does get pretty drunk though
>>61446105
>>61446102
>>61446080
Three swings for three bitches, all of you would be on the ground clutching your face hoping the bad man will stop because YOU NEVER NOT PUNCHED SO HARD IN THE FACE BEFORE
>>61446058
ok?
>>61446121
2,4,1,3
Why are outlet stores always full of the worst types of people lads?
Ashford: Pakis and call centre managers
Bicester: pretty much Beijing
>>61445767
Us Scots are total cucks. Did you see that MEP distraught at Brexit? What a cunt.
>>61445789
>macarons are my favourite
>1/4 kike
It all makes sense now
punched a guy in the face so hard he died instantly the next day
People in the flat above me are having sex or something
Can hear a bed creaking
This is gonna get annoying
>>61446177
>You never not
off on a business trip to Toronto tomorrow hehe
>white
>pride
Why don't you brush your teeth?
>>61446024
Meet me outside supermacs in 10 minutes
>>61446067
I think she may have been autistic if she was that turned on by grids.
Just started HRT right this very moment
Gonna become a qt or die drying
Slags
got told to fuck off back to my own country in greggs earlier
Topics that are seriously discussed in /brit/
>what store you shop at
>ales
>pets
any more?
>>61446199
Macaroons are bloody wonderful. M&S ones are the best supermarket version.
>>61446151
What combat training have you been studying for the last decade beanpole? Fitting into your skinny jeans? Dont make me fucking laugh, ahahaha!
>>61446207
Heard some moaning and banging coming from some flat in the building so i had a cheeky wank to it
Turns out it was some old lady who fell out of bed and broke her hip calling for help
>>61445914
My parents-in-law are supposed to be flying hone from Turkey tonight.
Thankfully, I've heard it's a different airport, but I'm still worried
https://youtu.be/xN46B09PJY8
Kek
>>61446096
Scots just like to whine.
I don't know why you jf are giving them so much attention over it, that just encourages them to whine even more.
>>61446255
ABSOLUTE MAN (WO)MAN
>>61445668
eeeeeeeeeeeyyyy quello è il mio babbo dolmio!
lui fa il miglior sugo al pomodoro di tutto il villaggio!
buona la pappa al pomodoro yummmmmmm
>>61446259
nice
>>61446234
MEET ME OUTSIDE THE TAKEAWAY IN CROOKHAVEN IN 5 MINUTES YOU FUCKING SHAM
>brussels airport bombed 3 days before i'm due to fly there
>egyptair crashes 2 days before i flew to switzerland
>ataturk airport attacked 2 days before i fly to singapore
>tfw you realize your family tree ends with you.
>>61446333
>LOOK AT ME IM RICH LOOK LOOK I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU I GO ON LOADS OF HOLIDAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61446267
>store
Fuck off yank.
>>61446290
Love are Dave
>>61446300
whining is more interesting than nothing
what is jf btw?
>>61446290
I'm gonna miss his bants yknow
>>61446307
nice one
>>61446027
I want to piss on her so much.
>>61446326
you gay m8?
>>61446333
You should just fly domestic within the UK
>>61446331
I'll be outside the golden palace Chinese in irishtown, Kilkenny in 15 minutes in a ford fiesta be there you fucking bottler
>Pakistani I knew from secondary school posted on Facebook that he was getting a plane to Istanbul ten hours before the attacks
england is lost
>>61446096
https://twitter.com/uk_together/status/506899714923843584
That would make sense if they never made having to leave the EU if we were independent a massive part of the Better Together campaign.
>>61446255
>mfw poleaboo is real
>>61446381
who knows
>>61446318
Build wall.
>>61446395
But I live in Sligo
>>61446383
only domestics i've done were a couple of returns liverpool to derry
>>61446096
Us Scottish leavers pushed it over the line needed to win. THAT'S why they're so pissy.
>>61446434
why are you so mobile?
>>61446372
>>61446420
Excuses excuses you're just afraid I'd batter you around like a sauage.
>>61446417
it's a man
http://manchester.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/natural-beauty-ts-ceri-shemale-transgender/15364886
>>61446434
Only domestic I done was when she fucking burnt the dinner
Business idea: mosey on to /TV/
why do south asians think its acceptable to cough and phlegm loudly 24/7 to the point where you literally cannot sleep because of it
>>61446420
how shit is it?
be honest?
>that deranged icelander posting his business ideas to himself in the old thread
>>61446255
WHY AM I NOT RAKING IN THE (YOU)s FROM THIS POST
How many other /brit/ posters are transitioning?
Could genuinely destroy all your lads third eyes in a theological debate
Meet me behind the Grimsby Islamic Centre at midnight (as if you would dare)
>>61446289
could have gotten some sweet inheritance
>>61446467
>Ireland
>non-JF
Triggered.
THIS YEAR:
DECREPIT OLD RETARDS FUCK OVER AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF LIBERAL FAGGOTS
>BREXIT - Ponce vs Nonce.
If anyone here wants thier teeth kicked in meet me at the park at the end of jervis rd in northend at midnight
Ill be in a leather jacket
>>61446483
you mean pakis?
>>61446483
*Aaaachoooooo*
business idea: a nicotine based soda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdtNhXmsOk
What was their endgame?
>>61446530
sneezing is fine
sneezing is uncontrollable, its not your fault
but these lot literally just fucking phlegm loudly 24/7, its fucking disgusting
>>61446468
you've battered plenty of lads sausages i bet in your time
>>61446519
Ireland is British clay.
>>61446467
t. coner mcguinness
who else is happy that poleaboo has ruined his chance to ever reproduce?
Poleaboo is 100% certain a mod has shadow banned
It's the only explanation as to why he isn't getting more (you)s for his high quality posts
Can someone explain the *BRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP* meme?
Iceland thinks this is Shark Tank. Kek, what a gimp
Might get into bed lads
If I had a bed hahahahaha fuck
Still don't believe brexit will actually happen
when the shitty cabinet office realise that exit negotiations will take 10 years, boris will sabotage it himself by encouraging (behind closed doors) the SNP, Sinn Fein and a strong new Labour leader to delay the process as much as possible with all manner of technicalities and legal challenges.
when we reach november and boris is under huge pressure to make a decision, with GDP already sliding, the risk of a cut from AA rating, the pound still limping, he won't have the bals to activate.
>>61446484
Its fairly shit
>>61446534
haha there he is!
>>61446587
What the fuck is Shart Tank?
>>61446582
It can take weeks to months before you go infertile
Sometimes it's reversible
>>61446467
Swap Ireland and the Netherlands and this is spot on
wish the jfs would fuck off
>>61446534
nice of you to join us mate hahahaha
>>61446469
fuccccck
>>61446534
>ic21and
>>61446568
You speak from experience I presume. You're from Sligo so you're probably a traveller, where did they touch your sausage in the halting site?
>>61446582
>>61446632
What happen
>>61446467
but what does jf mean?
>>61446623
yank version of Dragon's Den
>>61446623
Ask yer mum
>>61446267
pakis
>>61446633
Fuck off, you Dutch wanker.
>>61446483
go to beijing lad, it's fucking obscene there
Might shag an escort t.bh https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/patrick2-british-male-escort.html
Business idea: lock the Aussie posters and the Irish posters in a thread for one hour and see who comes out on top in terms of gimmicks and banter
The winner will be granted non-JF status
>>61446679
Jolly Francophile.
>>61446676
weak riposte
*action posts about jf being bad*
wahee
*adds lad at the end of each sentence*
i'm guaranteed to get (You)s now lmaao desu
whats an jf
>>61446722
all aussie posters do is post EDGY RANDUM stuff, never understood the hype around them.
completely dull and childish
>>61446689
good filename
>slovenia is more developed than Spain and Italy
>only a little behind Finland
what a comfy country
nice architecture, most of the country is mountains, small population, somewhat wealthy
Business idea; Don't trigger article 50 and continue being a member of the EU
you say tomayylmato
i say tomato
business idea: permanent fake tattoos
SCOTS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfP8liWev_U
>>61446722
Good post
>>61446151
>6"6 and built like a brick shithouse
Get the fuck out of here manlet.
Business idea: Crash the economy we've strived for 8 years to rebuild over vague promises of "freedom" and "taking back control"
>>61446725
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9PJ5tCcQY
>>61446467
since we get a special spot from the eu flag which is totally not because of henk is this image from the future when nexit has happened
>>61446852
>he fell for it
l m a o
>>61446827
Swear her voice has got deeper?
>you will never be a super trucker
fuck sake lads just want a big rig
Hey there boys
>i am constructed like an outdoor poo appartment
what did he mean by this?
>>61446750
*sips cheap wine*
oh hon wee wee
*unshethes baguette*
monseiur would ave bin bett tear kept his mowuth shut ey
*teleports behind you leaving a faint whiff of le garlic*
non personnel garcon
*sucks your dick*
>>61446890
Yeah. I only just noticed. His voice was much higher in videos from 10 months ago.
>>61446775
>NT football captain is Muslim
Good
>>61446889
It was obviously the right answer
Business idea: force the footballers to voluntarily donate their salaries to the zero-contract NHS nurses
why did poleaboo stop posting here?
moving to Stockport lads
>>61446720
alex mendez
>>61446889
what does it really mean?
Doing a poo
business idea: Zooball. it's football with predatory animals
in pain
:(
Keep listening to Queen imagine I'm Freddy Mercury on stage just rocking the world
>>61447026
ey up dad haha
work tomorrow
>>61447014
Same
Heart ache due to loneliness
Listening to bluegrass banjo and getting pished, pretty comfy
why aren't any of you replying to me
fucking hell just give me a (You)
>He has been vegetarian since the age of 20, following a stint working on a pig farm in Jamaica.
based
Feeling a bit drowsy from that hit of Cypro I just took
At least I'll be able to go to sleep easily
>>61446968
Poleaboo posts but you guys are either ignoring my or Janny deletes my posts
Spent an entire months wage on a girl and then she dumped me haha
What film should I watch /int/?
Black Swan
Spotlight
Moneyball
>>61447084
okay :)
>>61447113
moneyball
Smoking a fag in bed lads
Who else feels sad that British and particularly English culture are so disapproved of now? I'm not even a flag waving twat, I'm Welsh ffs. But even I regret that the new generation of pansies have so totally turned their backs on their heritage.
Young people now dislike Churchill, are completely ignorant of St George. English stoicism and the Stiff Upper lip have been replaced my babby like blubbering.
>>61447115
thank you sexy spaniard
every spanish person i see is so good looking no homo
>>61447113
Good image
>>61447113
>>61447102
>following a stint working on a pig farm in Jamaica.
Ah so that's how he met Diane Abbott
>THE POOROPEAN POONION
>>61447142
the ugly ones (great majority) stay here
doo doo doo doo doo
listen to me play my jam jam song
>>61447084
here is your (You) sir
on a bed of unrivalled attention with pepper sauce and chips
>>61447102
softie
>>61447160
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh dayummmmmmmm
>>61447136
>that filename
So close to a midnight get
>dirty JFs like me are soon going to need a visa to post here
Feels good. Britain is free now.
>>61447160
>>61447184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fASN9oYGdw
someone stop him
>>61447128
Moneyball it is then
>>61447251
Fuck off were full
>>61447201
hmmmmmmmm
very cute
funny how far britain has fallen. is there any reason to be proud of being british anymore? genuinely curious
smoking that gaaas
>>61447259
that woman is a bit frightening
>>61447184
>>61447263
I like Juncker desu.
>>61447111
Poleaboo was thinking of spending 3 weeks bennies on a domme
brb burning down the whitehouse lol
tried to watch IT crowd but that laugh track is fucking insufferable
destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU destroy eu DESTROY eu destroy EU DESTROY EU
>>61447152
very good post
talking to a scouse girl
what do I need to know about these people?
>>61447327
the biggest problem with IT crowd
>>61447367
inbred and retarded beyond belief
>he isn't a man-made outside-based solid construct related to fecal matters
heh.
Sounds like the 3rd time tonight the flat above me are having sex, can't think what else it would be
Hope it isn't like this every fucking night or I might have to stab them
>>61447385
pretty much this
