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FUCK OFF HONG KONG MONG
cara=lad
>>61418438
Rasheed
>>61418468
kong mong proxy cuck
Hong Kong in
Economy doing better today.
Everything's gonna be alright.
>>61418398
early you stupid cunt
*nods sagely*
ahh yes
>got some snacks to eat
>no football on tonight
REEEE, I need to watch something to get the most enjoyment out of them.
>>61418398
early you retard
>>61418506
>>61418530
samefag
what real job has Farage had desu, been a literal EU benny scrounger
>>61418546
try again you stupid cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7f0HUk8OU
>>61418530
>>61418506
don't tread on me
>>61418398
Korean Popular Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIrKkS2t0qY
![Hong-Kong-Serviced-Offices-for-rent[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RHUA1pV.jpg "Hong-Kong-Serviced-Offices-for-rent[1]"){kind=small}
Considering going on holiday lads.
>>61418546
Retard.
>try again you stupid cunt
>>61418572
>On leaving school in 1982, he decided not to go to university, but to work in the City, trading commodities at the London Metal Exchange. Initially, he joined the American commodity operation of brokerage firm Drexel Burnham Lambert, transferring to Credit Lyonnais Rouse in 1986. He joined Refco in 1994, and Natexis Metals in 2003.
Sleeping pattern is fucked lads
I got on a plane at like 23:00 UK time on a Saturday, didn't sleep and didn't get back home until 1:30 UK time on the Monday
I slept for 13 hours, got up, and then went to bed again at 0:30 Wednesday. I then got up at 3:00, ate some burnt waffles and cold spaghetti and had a wank
>>61418578
wdhmbt?
>>61418592
I've been there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRetILyYgyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayojl7Op37A
>>61418578
>posts are almost exactly one minute apart
hmm
Just bought £50 of scratchcards and won 10p
Just bought £100 of scratchcards and won 10p
just did a poo and won 10p
Just bought 10p worth of scratchcards and won £100
>>61418666
>buying scratchcards at all
I went halfs on one with a mate when I turned 16, and we got our money back, but that's the last time I bought one
Just bought scratchcards £100 worth won and 10p
business idea: buy a load of scratchies
just bought £100 of scratchcards and won a poo
Just sold a bunch of scratch cards to some chav runts
Just drew a cross on a pollcard and won £350 million a year
just bought 100p worth of £10 notes and won a scratchcard
wrote a gimmick and didnt laugh
just bought a poo and won £100
Just did a poo and won 10p
>>61418754
runt
wrote a gimmick and laughed
laughed and wrote a gimmick
Just scratched a poo and won a 10p card in greggs (have a method)
done a post and got no (You)s
wrote a laugh and gimmicked and won 50p
you are all my literal typer-monkeys churning out gimmicks and memes to which I copyright and sell to marketing firms
Did a post and won an existential crisis.
>>61418807
an incredibly daring synthesis
won a poo and scratched a gimmick
There's a weatherspoons at this service station I'm at
For what purpose?
>>61418852
drinks on you lad
>>61418836
thanks for doing all the legwork my little dancing monkey
Always give pakis really dirty looks to let them know they're bit welcome. Just have a woman in a hijab the death stare and she looked really intimidated
won a gimmick and scratched a poo
>>61418852
cheeky spoons for the lads on their way to Milton Keynes for the footy
hate it when you come up with a scenario and some cunt just tries to one-up you by leeching the same story
see: >>61418872
>>61418651
I always wait at least 90 seconds for this reason.
>>61418886
You ruined it.
I know you're all meming but I served a guy who won £150 on a scratchcard the other day
And he gave me £10 because he said I was his good luck charm
>>61418874
dumb phoneposter
>>61418927
no one care when you posted this yesterday
no one cares now
>>61418886
not funny
>>61418874
>when you see a hijab woman and she's got blues eyes and white skin
Nothing fucking worse than a traitor
>finally in a comfy full time job
>finally have money to spend
>haven't left the country since 2012
>18 days annual leave left
>tfw no gf to go on a cute holiday with
>>61418927
It was £200 and £20 last time, did you decide £10 was more believable?
>>61418927
Yesterday you said that he won £200 and gave you £20...
>>61418954
I care
>french cunt at uni
>always talking shit about britain
>after Brexit he turns it up a notch
>talking shit about how brits dress
>saying french tv is better etc.
>one day he comes into my flat and i'm eating toast
>ahha french food is so much better
>get mad
>lad no one cares about france and i prefer toast to any faggot french food
>storm out and go upstairs with my toast
>hear flat mates and him in the living room burst out laughing
>hear "toast wanker loves his fucking toast" as I shut my door
>turn the light off and sob into my toast
>>61418995
stop samefagging
>>61418952
Autocorrect done me over there tbf
>>61418989
>>61418994
£10 is the real story
>>61418914
*presses a red button that sends a 10,000 volt shock into your little metal cap*
*shout into microphone*
GET BACK TO WORK
this thread is full of normies
how long does it take to get over someone then eh?
raining out
>>61419038
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
>>61419038
>falling for the XX jew
>>61419063
no one cared when you posted this yesterday
no one cares now
Just put my credit card details on a Polish lotto site
won $100 on a scratchie once AMA
>>61418999
leld
>>61419136
all funny until that last one
>>61419166
should probably include the 'you ruined it' shouldnt i
>>61419136
ahh yes, epic documentation /b/rother!!!
>>61419136
You ruined it you stupid chink.
>>61419181
Should probably fuck off
>>61419136
can't wait to see this on reddit! :D
Literally cannot be arsed to get the train to Manchester airport for fucking hours on end
Might just call the whole holiday off
>>61419073
hmm you might be overestimating me lad
>>61419097
can't help it, biologically programmed to want to put it in desu
>>61419136
Fuck off Reddit.
Hong Kong?
Mong?
>>61419227
mong mong desu
therefore mong^2
tfw no qt brexit gf
This Hong Kong mong is the worst poster on /int/.
>>61419216
yeah go on then you fucking hard nut
>the depression is back
will this meme ever end?
>>61419295
Just smile more and go for a walk famalam :)
>>61419295
Have you solved your underlying problems?
>>61418926
>>61418960
>>61419166
>>61419196
>>61419197
>>61419201
>>61419226
It's awfully strange how all of these are almost exactly one minute apart
Really makes you think doesn't it
>>61419295
just snap out of it
>>61419295
go for a walk that'll get rid
>>61419327
honestly, it really doesn't
>>61419327
You're delusional if you think that /brit/ doesn't hate your guts.
>>61419295
just be yourself! :D
just do what this guy did :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjUxKoNTJk
it's really not hard just be happy lol
>people unironically think HK is worse than paedopole
>>61419345
unironically go for about 4 walks a day right now, mostly night walks
clears my head for a bit, feel bad after a few minutes alone in my room again though
>>61419327
um... stay in your lane sweetie :) x
>>61419369
>My girlfriend took me backpacking...
Same thing happened to me
>>61419327
are you really surprised people aren't applauding you for documenting the most banal conversation of the day
>>61419400
GOOD point
>>61419327
Fucking idiot.
Why don't more people take advantage of freedom of movement?
>>61419400
documented x
>banal
>>61419428
Money
Language barrier
Poland's economy grew by 3.4% last year
>>61419400
definitely wasn't expecting applause but eh
Where did it all go so wrong for you guys?
I think your country and mine are alike tbqh. And that's not a compliment. Always looking at the past, like those fundamentalist retards that think the present is corrupt and the past is sacred. Voting for retards, being upset. I get it. It sucks, but you know what you can do? Cause I dont. We're fucked
>>banal
>"Nigel Farage jeered by MEPs" according to the BBC
>watch the video
>they're mostly cheering and clapping at his points
so glad we have our """""""impartial"""""" BBC lads
What's something I can watch so I can enjoy my snacks lads?
Serious suggestions pls. Documentaries, comfy TV shows..?
the gf
>>61419428
>Why don't more people take advantage of freedom of movement?
I think that most people are scared to travel when they know only one language.
>>61419517
exceptional post
>>61419473
>Always looking at the past
Like when you weren't a puppet of the EU that just ignores your democracy?
>>61419483
There was a lot of jeering, more so than the applause. You're the one being biased.
gf just sent me this
not sure how I feel about duckposting lads
>>61419473
>Greece votes not to take EU austerity measures
>Made to do it anyway, with a worse deal than if they'd said nothing
Fucked you are -- from the lap of the Ottomans to the EU. Dance, Greek, dance.
>>61419543
There was a fair bit of jeering, but it' was largely when he was making personal attacks and claiming they had all never had proper jobs before.
>>61419483
ah yes, they were cheering so loudly that the president had to stop his speech twice to get them to stop
did you even watch the same video you spacker?
>>61419483
Farage is a balloon of hot air and reminds me of this twat from the movie V.Hell it is almost like i am watching V in real life.
>>61419541
Our and your problem is not just that we are in a system of control. It's that we are the one's who are controlled and not the one's controlling. If you were a German you wouldnt give a shit about the unfairness of the EU, but cause you are a Brit and I'm a Greek that are being ruled around, we get butthurt. I get it.
But you know why you and we are being controlled? Cause it's better and easier to live under a master. Alone we would surely fail, and you will propably.
the wives just sent me this
>>61419485
there is a new chernobyl documentary on jewtube that's very interesting
>>61419595
>not whispering "Simba" as you do it
>>61419634
>>61419428
Probably because it's hard to make connections in another country if you don't know anyone there.
I'd like to live and work in another country, but the idea of being homeless and alone on the streets of France sounds pretty scary to me.
>>61419640
we dont care. go back to >>>/sp/
>>61419640
Someone call the dentist! The lad on the right doesn't look so good and is laying face down on the ground! :^)
>the continentals have woken up
*agitates the runts*
doing a poo
>>61419707
>Bulgarian "banter"
(had to check what country you flag was from, that's how irrelevant your little shithole is)
> rub my balls
> that heady musk of my brand
>>61419707
d-dentist?
finished my poo
>>61419626
>Alone we would surely fail
The EU is the only body of its kind in the world.
There are hundreds of countries outside of it. Not all of them are failing.
In fact, the EU economy has developed more slowly then the average nation outside of it.
feeling another poo coming on
When did JK Rowling become such a B I G O T
what's the better place to meet qts, oslo or belgrade? planning a holiday 2bh
>>61419738
>krauts think they can make fun of our paki problem
howling
it's not even a meme, 2 or 3 generations and you're literally a muslim country
>this WILL happen in our lifetime
thank merkel for that one :^)
>>61419795
>The EU is the only body of its kind in the world.
pretty sure there are other bodies like it
On the EU website:
>The European Union is a unique economic and political union between 28 European countries that together cover much of the continent.
On the ASEAN wikipedia:
>The Association of Southeast Asian Nations is a political and economic organisation of ten Southeast Asian countries.
>>61419795
you'll fail relatively to where you were was what I meant to say. It's not like you're gonna starve
Bought 2 lines on the Euromillions
really makes you think
>>61419852
ah yes autistic NEETs and students will definitely know the top and bottom of this devilish little question
>>61419864
Go be a retarded 14 year-old somewhere else. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>61419764
Oh right i keep forgetting that they killed the NHS money kek.
Sorry England no dentists for you :D
snorted 2 lines in the bog
>>61419846
why dont these stupid cunts go out and get made at the 28% of people who didn't vote. really starting to do my nut in now desu.
>>61419852
Belgrade, lad. Qts in Oslo will be richer than you.
>>61419861
> implying im gonna live that long
jokes on you
>>61419804
You'd think they would learn their lesson on elitism.
>>61419875
if it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid 2bh
>>61419864
moron
>>61419901
how am i wrong? asean/eu are similar organisations on different continents. not disputing your original point of 'we can survive without the eu', just disputing the 'the eu is the only body of its kind in the world'.
>>61419874
set your regional
>>61418398
Fucking hell lads these arrogant bloody CONTINENTALS are doing my nut in
regret voting leave lads
why did you vote leave? genuinely not sure why I even did now
going to take a paracetamol and a diazepam
goodbye world
>>61420008
>reddit flags
Go away.
Iceland
just taken TWO beroccas lads
goodbye...
>>61420024
Because you didn't and this is the only form of shilling/trolling you have left after getting BTFO
>>61420024
You voted leave because a cartoon frog on the internet told you to, remember?
>>61420024
How about because the EU has an appalling track record of forcing laws on countries after the people voted against them?
That's just one of the many good reasons to Leave
>>61420024
Lol the markets are already recovering.
Besides, it's all small price to pay to get out of this nightmare
http://static.presspublica.pl/red/rp/pdf/DokumentUE.pdf
>>61419759
you disgust me
>>61420059
maybe bremain should have had better memes then desu
*begins writing post*
*scraps it half way through*
*crunches it up and throws it in the bin (it misses)*
writers block! oh come on ...
*sighs exhaustively*
*opens up drawer to get out a cigarette*
*sees a photo of her*
no NO NO aRGH no no no how did you get here how did you get here no NO NO
*smashes drawer back into place*
its just in your head its just in your head no no its just in your head breath its just in your head
*open drawer again*
*theres a gun*
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>61420094
that's a big kot
I fucking hate this country, lads. Too many people think it can be restored back to its glory days of the Empire when it's really not feasible anymore and now everything has gotten fucked
Are the athletes gonna be safe
>>61420101
>*open drawer again*
>*theres a gun*
personal highlight
rest was lacklustre
>>61420101
just wanted to say that I really enjoy these asterisk posts and I wholeheartedly support the research and development of asterisk posting into a full meme
>>61420024
eu is poo
told myself the economic damage would be worth it but now that it's happening i'm starting to feel bad lol
>>61419979
That was a differentfag.
If your country joins the EU, then your supreme court - the highest body of power in your country - is now in Belgium.
They have the power to overturn any of your nation's decisions. Regardless of whether, or not, they actually impact any of the other states in the union.
>>61420053
but anon that's 50000% your recommended daily dose of vitamin C
>>61420135
what did they mean by that?
>>61420142
>and I wholeheartedly support the research and development of asterisk posting into a full meme
*closes eyes and sighs arrogantly*
probably shouldn't have voted leave then, shouldn't you?
>>61420135
i probably wouldn't go unless my event was one where i get no recognition outside of the olympics
DontBreakMe 16 06 28 Janice Griffith Extra Tiny Pussy XXX 1080p MP4-KTR[rarbg]
*jumps into /brit/ via the monitor*
*i start climbing up posts*
>>61420135
hopefully Brazil fucks up the olympics so some of the global snickering at the UK can be redirected
>>61420101
genuinely laughed
>>61420162
i know...death is minutes away
>>61420024
I voted leave because I feel as if the EU is genuinely going to collapse in the medium-future, plus I was a little disappointed at how they dealt with Greece during the economic crisis.
Those were the main reasons at least, never really gave much weight to EU migration (most of our immigrants come from outside the EU anyway), so I just shrug my shoulders when people call out leave voters for being old racists.
Why are immigrants more patriotic than the British?
>>61420160
In ASEAN, there are agreements and treaties, but they do have a lot less effect, so fair point. The EU comparatively does have a lot more power.
>>61420238
Fuck off.
apparently 'ASEAN' is not pronounced 'a shaun'
*walks into thread naked*
woah lads i just woke up...
*covers myself*
>>61420171
did you flipping just accuse me of being a LEAVITE?
I'm a remainion through and through matey!
>>61420231
Didn't read any of this
business idea: annul the referendum result
Grey's Anatomy brought me here
>>61420261
t. metropolitan lefty
howling
fully support the development of a movement populated by 18-24 year olds who couldn't be bothered to vote in the referendum to hold a repeat of the referendum so they can skip it again
Business idea: referendum on the referendum
>>61420262
There'd probably be more terror attacks desu. Terrorists win this time.
Business idea: no more business ideas
tired of dominos shills 2bh
no i'm not going to buy your shitty pizza
>>61420280
lmao
>>61420280
sleep tight wee snipper
>>61420277
>Why yes if you dont read some rambling pakis Facebook post you are a BLOODY LEFTY
business idea: more business ideas
*goes to detention*
*gets involved in a coming of age experience where, despite our differing cliques and social statuses, we find mutual ground on what it means to be a teenager*
*begins walking home as simple mind's 'dont you' plays*
*wanders over to your desk*
*leans on the partition*
Hey, you alr-
*the partition falls slightly*
OOP haha oh god hang on
*puts it back up*
haha you wanna watch out for th-
*it goes again*
fu- alright, hang on
*tries to slot it back into place*
*gets frustrated*
you know what, I'll come back after lunch
*leaves it to fall on your desk*
really like this australian poster 2bh
*eats your brain*
mmm.. tasty
>>61420292
>more than half of the 18-24 demographic didn't vote
>only 72% of people actually voted
>wahh fuck leave!!!!
hahahaha utter melts
business idea: whack a mole but more patriotic. call it whack a pole
>>61420358
I don't
business idea: stop actionposting
business idea: turn all australian action posts into storyboards and make short films for a living
[TeenPies] Uma Jolie - Creampie Business Plan (18.01.2016) rq (480p).mp4
*goes to see dad in palliative care*
*the entire time i can't stop thinking about this odd feeling in my bowel which i'm scared is a tumour*
*come home to my brother asleep because he tooks too much valium which is a bit annoying because i have to talk to him about not seeing dad when hes fucked out of his mind*
*a wrecking ball crashes through my room and kills me while typing a post very similar to this*
business idea: *slaps you in the nuts*
can't wait for the economy to fix itself
will literally be on top of the world when that happens
Playing a bit of Minecraft lads
picked a bogey that was in the shape of scotland
promptly threw it in the bin
*kisses you on the neck*
you know, i'm really happy i met you. Happy anniversary, love, it's been a great 3 years
>>61420414
ah yes the welsh """""""""""""""""""""language"""""""""""""""""""""
>>61420396
i'm in
>>61420389
terrible suggestion
>>61420196
>[rarbg]
kek
>>61420389
good suggestion
business idea: /brit/ becomes 100% actionposting
>>61420416
*wakes up in cold sweats*
*begins to cry*
julia i don't know if you can hear me where ever you are
but julia *snuffles*
julia you have to leave me alone
you cant keep doing this to me julia
you cant
*htjfjijrjbrjfjhrhrhjrtkgohkhkgktkrjrhrhehrhegdhfjfjgigj*
*sucks your dick*
Doing a poo and listening to Franz Ferdinand
>>61420453
*slams fist on desk*
I LOVE IT
*sits back in chair, shaking my head but smiling contently*
*does an actionpost*
*comes into the /brit/ room with a stereo blasting 'tainted love'*
*points at you*
RUN AWAY
I'VE GOT TO
GET AWAY
>>61420475
good lad
business idea: chuckle at the hilarity of my own posts
*tells /brit/ to stop actionposting*
>>61420500
Well someone has to
*slaps your drink out of your hand*
tfw everyone hates us now
>>61412323
>>61420500
peasant tier
the true penman will write a post, (ideally) get some (You)s, and then go back, reread it, and chuckle then as you marvel in your own brilliance
poo
*ponders the scale of the cosmos*
>>61420522
couldn't care less
most handsome english man
>>61420507
this looks legit
t. classical language major
>>61420522
who gives a shit
what's vegan at kfc lads
swedish sounds like english but played in reverse.. you know lads, at times like these i think i should be a stand up comic with my razor-sharp recognition of the world as it really is
>>61420324
"I know what I'll do," thinks the Swede. "I'll come into \brit\ and post some of my gay cuck porn."
Little did he know that the reality wasn't gay at all.
my hate for anglos is irrational
KingKazzah
KingKazzah2 years ago
The Firm 2009 movie <3
Hippo Herding
Hippo Herding2 years ago
69 likes :D
Hippo Herding
Hippo Herding2 years ago
69 likes
Hippo Herding
Hippo Herding2 years ago
69 likes :D
KitKat Kitty
KitKat Kitty2 years ago
One of my favorite songs :P
KitKat Kitty
KitKat Kitty2 years ago
awesomness
KitKat Kitty
KitKat Kitty2 years ago
One of meh favorite songs 0-0
Lads how do I change the icon on my lock screen for android? I can choose what shortcuts I want but I don't know how to change the look of the icon
>>61420522
think this would quite literally tear us apart if this was ever going to happen
*strums lute*
This is a personal favourite and...one of the first songs I ever learned.
Way
Willy
Willy, way, poo
Way
Willy
Way willy fanny PAKI poo
Way
Willy
Silly, Willy, poo
Way
Fannyyy
Wanna have a go with you
Thank you. Thank you
>>61420514
*kisses you*
*leans back slowly*
*looks deeply into your eyes*
*slaps you in the nuts*
ah yes the so called economy
business idea: lose against iceland to distract from terrible economic choices
*arrives at the local playground with a boombox on my shoulder and a piece of cardboard in my hand*
*sets down the boombox*
*puts the cardboard on the floor*
*a crowd of small children gathers round*
*boombox starts blasting rapper's delight*
ALRIGHT COME ON NOW
B-BOYS, GET FUNKY
*starts breakdancing*
*breaks leg while attempting to jump over it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
*limp away embarrassed*
*boombox gets nicked*
>>61420551
very abstract kind of post
socially awkward autists
*goes into the /brit/ room*
*does a bigggggggggggg boy poo on the floor*
*wipes my shit pipe with one of the FT laying around on the floor*
*pull up pants*
*puts on a tie and a jacket*
the bidding starts at $500,000
Going on holidays to europ this summer
Didn't get my obey changed before Thursday
JUST
bender sodomites
>>61420618
>>61420618
>>61420618
little bit early but the (you)s are drying up here
incoherent ramblings of a cognitively impaired autist
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>>61420635
>making a new thread at 290
are you fucking stupid
>>61420280
He he
>>61420635
stupid fucking runt
that's just earned you your computer rights taken away for a MONTH
Why is Iceland so based
Strong sexy people
Strong trade
>>61420697
Every time I've gone to Iceland it's been full of scabby single mums and chavs. Dunno what you're on about la
>>61420712
The crowd at the match last night as cute af
we need to reach the bump limit or janny will not be pleased
>Eu is undemocratic
Ah yes the well known authoritarian dictatorship of Europe . Worse than Saddam desu
>>61420350
ahh yes
>>61420405
ah yes this will be where the farm shall be
haha what a meme
>>61420697
they stole our fish desu
ah yes lads
