The UK and France go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?
France
France
>>61412323
France
Uk - NORTH
France, like them more
France
>>61412391
But muh F-countries ties :(
France
France 100 times out of 100
Wouldn't be a nation without them
France
France foods is better.
Send Quebec to help France, then join the UK so I can fight against them.
>>61412418
This. Nips know what's up
God saves the queen was written by a French man (originally from Italy)
the U.K. is just a nothing Union, really
99% Finns are ready to Defend homeland, im 1% who are coward and running anywhere possibly
>>61412418
They both have shit food you mongrel
>>61412323
UK.
We have obligation to the UK
France because muh Maldives.
France, without any doubt.
>>61412323
UK
french are just a bunch of baguette eating frogs desu
>>61412527
>>61412391
What
>>61412376
>>61412379
>>61412385
>>61412397
>>61412401
>>61412409
>>61412414
>>61412418
>>61412424
>>61412425
>>61412456
>>61412541
>>61412532
*pic*
UK
Rule britannia
Surely the answer must be France.
>>61412574
>he doesn't like baguettes
France
>>61412323
>france has the prettiest koreaboo girls in europe
i would go with france
I'm a Polandboo so I'm gonna have to side with France as well here.
Sorry UK but you're gay and I hate you.
And to any Frog reading this, this does not mean your language isn't fucking hideous
I sell weapons to both and profit.
France because they'd surrender right away so I wouldn't have to fight
>>61412624
We'd nuke Canada first.
>>61412323
France.
UK
I don't like France.
>>61412647
>>61412601
>>61412379
Scots ? Welsh ? Normands ? Diaspora ?
>>61412522
>FRANCE
>HAS
>SHIT
>FOOD
Kill yourself my man
>>61412670
English, I don't know if I'm Norman but I have a Norman surname.
>>61412616
why does the cold part of russia have its own flag
>>61412691
What's your surname ?
I'm not even a Normand, I'm just curious
>>61412674
Keep falling for the meme you fucking retard, their general cuisine isn't any better than German or Italian.
UK obviously - any American saying France is shitposting.
Yeah they helped us in the Revolution but it wasn't like they gave a shit, they just wanted to piss off the UK.
UK because cultural similarities, inherit bias to them
Better allies than France since France went Republican (minus the 1812 thing LOL)
A bit more British blood than French
French blood comes from monarchs so to spite the Republicans
>>61412718
>their general cuisine isn't any better than German or Italian
Sorry, this board is for white people only
Please leave
>>61412730
>any American saying France is shitposting.
Any American saying France is a true American
France is our greatest ally
>>61412730
What about selling us half our fucking country for an unbelievably low price?
>>61412730
So you want to help the UK in order to piss us off ?
>>61412696
it's not siberia you
>>61412747
you're dumb as fuck, obvious franceboo
>>61412774
>obvious franceboo
Guilty
>>61412757
Nope, just gotta side with the main bro vs the side bro desu senpai
I like both countries but I have to choose France.
I have many friends from French
>>61412756
If France didn't do it, you would have taken it.
France. don't particularly like either cunt but france is earliest ally
>>61412716
Mandeville
English and Irish (of Norman origin), and French: habitational name from any of various places in France called Mann(e)ville (from the Germanic personal name Manno (see Mann 2) + Old French ville ‘settlement’) or Magneville (from Old French magne ‘great’ + ville ‘settlement’).
http://www.ancestry.co.uk/name-origin?surname=Mandeville
>>61412323
Neither one of them. Seriously, why do nerds on /int/ waste their time postulating on dead nations like France and the UK? I hope everyone here understands that we (USA) could easily whip both their asses simultaneously.
>>61412828
Why would we be delivering mail to them? Idiot
>>61412828
>Seriously, why do nerds on /int/ waste their time postulating on dead nations like France and the UK?
Because we've got nothing better to do
Pretend to side with UK. Then do a NWO heel turn and preform an atomic leg drop on the UK. "I DID IT FOR THE MONEY"
>>61412801
You look like one of those "muh glorious anglo blood" Australian/Canadian/Kiwi fags
>>61412670
english republican
>>61412901
>gommunism
YUCK, ANON !
>>61412850
lel
>implying it wouldn't be a face turn
>>61412919
If you want us on your side, you'll have to be the bad guys. It's kind of how things go.
>>61412872
Wrong actually, butI don't give a shit about muh heritage, I'm just saying in the modern era (1900 and on) England has been a much better ally to the United States and we share a common language and cultural similarities.
>>61412919
t. almost gommunist country
>>61412730
France is better.
>>61412958
Hollande is a SJW fag but NOT a commie
>>61412977
Sounds like something a commie in hiding would say to hide his communist tendencies.
>>61412977
t. Hollande
>>61412977
>>61412323
>The UK and France go to war tomorrow
No way.
>>61412802
I love you too,
Nippon kun
>>61412323
The uk. Why you ask? It will give us the opportunity to conquer Europe (including the UK).
>>61413003
No ! I will never be as sexy and attractive as him...
>>61412958
>France
>Commie
Ahaha
>>61412730
I unironically pick France
Vive la patrie
Britain because they would win
>>61412323
great britain
i like being a traitor
>>61413184
>
>>61413194
THE ETERNAL FRANCO
UK For life, Tolkien Respected Specially Finnish peoples and it Legends, Ill sure cover Great Britannys back.
>>61412391
>>61413229
Finland, I'm extremely disappointed
>>61412323
>Who do you side with?
France.
>And why?
EU allies.
france to remove the eternal anglo from the world.
>>61413207
It's true because despite the "Muh Revolution" Americans here, The US would side with Britain.
Also Britain has bases around Europe when France doesn't. They could launch air raids from the RAF bases in Gibraltar or Cyprus. They also have the advantage of being better defensible as an island.
tl;dr Je suis desolet mais c'est vrai.
>>61413294
We've Overseas Territories and bases and shit too, you know
+ in a war started by brits, I don't bloody think America would help them
I'm with Glorious Russia.
With all this support for France they might just win an actual war
>>61413332
We didn't wait them to win wars, my good lad
Close borders
>>61413329
I know, but you don't have any in Europe though do you?
> Implying it won't be La Pen starting it to finish Napoleons job
>>61413373
You don't even want to invade us ? To kill us ?
UK
france is a fucking subhuman inferior country
>>61413393
Do you really think they could win thanks to Gibraltar or Cyprus ?
>>61413346
You will comment all the thread, asshole?
>>61413421
>Australia
Bwaha, don't make me laugh.
>>61413439
I will, faggot.
None, they're both shit. I'd sell them weapons.
>>61413458
>>61413439
Hon Hon Hon, Ici est la guerre. You'll just devolve into infighting over who has the biggest baguette while the eternal anglon conquers France
UK
>>61413421
>t. criminal colony
>>61413184
Well duh.
Sublime fucking thread
Why not both.
>>61413421
>>61413644
>>61413421
You will pay for this
rule, britannia
Why not just sell arms to both sides?
France
Any side that is on Germany's side desu. (inb4 muh heritage and wehrboo)
Since the UK left the EU, they can fuck off.
>>61412323
neither
let's all be friends
exept England, fuck England
>>61413764
>fuck England
england is a great country
>>61412323
France, fuck the brits END MANDATE NAUUUU
>>61413812
yeah but there's too many Englishmen in it
France
Because I am a man
>>61413723
Our economies are closely linked so it's in our best interest to stop Europe from becoming a third world continent.
>>61412323
UK
Because French can't win war
>>61412323
France
>>61412323
france
i fucking hate this country now
>>61412323
France is as motherfucking as Yanks
Fronce
>>61412323
France
>>61412919
>Jeremy Corbyn
>Gommie
It's been too long since we had threads about surrenders monkeys, you all haven't seen butthurt french assholes in a while.
>>61414193
lmao
you're welcome here bb
uk
not that i like either but the world would be a better place without the french
>France
Has the entire EU behind them.
>UK
All alone, not even Scotland will stand by them. Can't even beat fucking Iceland.
It's not a had question, is it.
>>61412323
France, just end it
>>61414793
Australia's nordic at heart and Canada's a bitchboy.
>>61412323
France.
France
>>61414762
>>UK
>All alone
In our history we sometimes fought alone against the rest of Europe, and won. I'm sure UK can do it too.
>>61412323
France by my mom is Canadian
>>61412323
France
france is my boyfriend
>>61412323
England, ironically they were our best allies.
>>61412323
France all the way
>>61412323
Obv UK, based on recent history it wouldn't be much of a long war anyway.
>>61412323
None they are both fucking shitholes.
For England James
>>61412323
France <3
>>61412323
France. The UK is way past due for their comeuppance.
Next Agincourt when?
>>61412323
UK.
We are not being fooled this time.
>>61414762
>>61415723
>In our history we sometimes fought alone against the rest of Europe
That was ages ago.They will be wiped out in a conventional conflict today.
France. We've been allies against the tea sipping pirates for three centuries
>>61413644
Good raep looting material Bobby
>>61412616
>serb
>making anything but a ruckus
>>61412323
*whom*
>American education regarding language.
>>61412824
respect, Norman names like Molyneaux (watermill) here and starting with "Fitz" .
France of course. What the hell did the UK ever do for us?
>>61413269
Oh fuck you, France. I'd side with UK any day, and together we would obliterate the EU.
> british foreign legion when
>>61416235
Fought with you against Napoleon and his French cucks when you wouldn't embargo Britain?
>>61414334
What the fuck does that even mean? Do you even think before you type stupid shit like this?
France
helped me with freedoms and stuff
>>61416297
More like we helped them. Napoleon was their problem, we just wanted to wreck russia and possibly denmark/norway.
France
>not choosing to support citoyens over ahmeds, pajeets and some royalty
I'd take over both or start a 3rd WW
UKUKUKUK UK!
Japan-UK alliance is best.
>>61414179
>Because French can't win war
and Germsns.
>>61416597
eternal habsburg
THE KING IN THE NORTH
THE KING IN THE NORTH
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>61416619
Pay reparations for Singapore
>>61416666
What is it?
UK. France appear the more useless in situations out of the two these days.
>>61416309
Fuck Yanks.
>>61412635
Does your ass hurt?
>>61416702
Fuck with sheep, bloody disgusting bestiality lover.
support side of France = Support the Evil German 4th Reich(EU)
support UK is support freedom of Europe and regain sovereignty.
do you understand?
>>61412323
chaotic neutral
i hate both frogs and saxons
France
T. Finnfag in France
Nobody.
Euroshits can kill themselves all they want.
UK of course.
Fuck France.
ohh, white european(British) side or muslim nigger side (EU, France, Germany)?
hmm. i will choose the british. because i like european culture, building and city. islamic europe.. ah sorry, muslim culture is not bad. but i like european culture than muslims.
England, reluctantly.
>>61412323
UK of fucking course
>>61417281
>white european(British)
good one japan
>>61417281
>I don't like muslims so I will side with Pakistan
>>61412323
France
If the UK and France ever went to war it would almost certainly be from the UK doing something dickish to France in some banter gone too far.
whats with all these nipps saying England?
is there some meme Im not aware of?
>>61413700
Fuck you, you vende patria.
France all the way.
>>61417318
EU is shithole.
that is german colony.
>>61417418
Fuck the EU i'd rather live in nuclear rubble than this fucking mess
>>61417428
please dont be noisy.
please you speak from regaining "sovereignty" from germany
>>61417428
Shut up and swallow your daily does of BBC.
Its the current year if you haven't heard.
>>61417482
and a ching chong ping pong to you too my lad
>>61417510
okok, dont be noisy part of germany.
keep crying.
France, duh
the Auld Alliance is still in effect after all
>>61412323
France, fuck the British
>>61412323
After England lost to a Dentist i will defenitly side with France now, at least you know they will surrender at some Point.
>>61412323
France
cuz its better to be on the winning side
>>61417929
>France
>Winning side
>Ever
Silly Jamal
>>61417992
you couldn't handle iceland how on earth will you handle france?
>>61413229
>implying Tokein wasn't inspired by french tales and legends
Daily remember Merlin, Arthur, and nights of the round table were french
>>61413293
This man gets it
>>61418085
>celtic king and his knights were french
UK of course
Imagine how powerful this country would be
Fuck Joan of Arc
>>61414179
France unironically won the most wars in the world history, the only times anglos win over France this is when they allied with the rest of europe to stop us conquering the whole world
>>61417133
>tfw finns are boosting our meme power by coming here
Thank you Finland, thank you very much :DD
France because I want to see that beautiful Franco - British flag
>>61414179
Ale you kidding me
>>61418224
>a fucking leaf
>>61418276
It's not a leaf it's a flower you silly
>>61413421
Good post
SO YOU FINNS WANNA GET EXOCET'D ?
>>61413421
>>61418372
From Australia, tho
When an Australian call you a subhuman, you know there is a big problem
>>61412323
france
remove anglo
>>61418276
Didn't you play to AC?
>>61418276
It's Fleur De lis aka Lily you autistic Hobit
>>61418421
I still love you Jean-Pierre, don't take it personally
>>61418491
Thanks, boyo, but my name is Hubert-Jacques
>>61418316
>>61418462
>flowers don't have leaves
>>61418749
Petal =/= leaves
>>61412323
France.
WTF Finland
France because I support EU nations exclusively
A big fat nuke on Paris and one in Marseille is what I'd support
UK ofc.
>>61420636
>>61420577
Wanna bomb us with one of your slags ?
>>61412323
France, because I'm pissed off at the UK since the Brexit
>>61414193
lol fuck off then you cunt
>>61412323
The """""""""""""""United""""""""""""""" Kingdom
>>61421088
Hey I went to Tours late last year. Nice train station you got there senpai
According to the GFP France has the upper hand.
>>61412323
FRANCE
R
A
N
C
E
>>61421510
Hey, thanks, Canberran lad
>>61421531
GRORIOUS (wtf India)
>>61421551
<3
>>61421568
By the way the chick that works at Ibis Budget is amazing hot, or at least the one that used to work there.
>>61421602
I like the official one better...
But yeah India is a mayor player right now just imagine going to war against a billion poo in the loo.
>>61412323
UK, God save the queen and all (more importantly we can genocide Q*b*c*is
>>61421651
>>61421987
>globalfirepower
nice meme
France
>>61413421
Kys sub human criminal
>>61412323
i will evidently side with France, because the anglos side with the pakis who rape their daughters while persecuting the innocent polish plumbers.
>be french
>get shot
Spain
>>61412323
UK desu
>>61422454
Remember that time the British almost defeat the French but got wiped the fuck out instead?
Ive got 42 cans of beer in my fridge
I will drink them all, if I dont die of intoxication I will probably go innafield (I live 2 minutes from the countryside) and wait to be eaten by a badger
>>61422570
We still have the channel islands
>>61422590
Godspeed
>>61422626
>Free Scotland
>United Irelands
>French Channel Islands
France because of my prophetic dream involving world domination, philippine genocide and marion marchelle le pen.
I love all the historically illiterate retards on this board
It's like i'm really on /his/
>>61412323
France
>>61422981
>implying /his/ wasn't made up of /int/ immigrants and /pol/tards from the start
>>61412323
France, because I don't trust perfidious albions
>>61412657
traitre
>>61423034
It's been taken over by annoying communists desu
>>61412323
France obviously, I like everything from France even small thing like Coca Cola, Pizza, Heineken.
They had a lot of infulence, no one can tell me that Frank Sinatra is not maybe the biggest famous person in there.
France 100%
