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Heineken edition
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Fuck the EU
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our nige
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fuck the queen
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excellent edition

favourite lager Tbh
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maisie
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EU the fuck
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>Trump support plunges

oh dear oh dear
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Anime
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>pooroud
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>>61332527

enjoy not being able to buy any more in 2 years
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>>61332487
>So, why is this timeline so meme? What happened? What caused this?

Jo Cox wasn't supposed to die. She was supposed to be wounded and give a heartfelt speech that would impassion people to vote Remain.

The "mentally ill" killer was sent by Farage from the future to change the European utopia that a Remain vote created.
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>>61332527
good lad
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>>61332564
>implying nederexit isn't around the corner
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>queen thinks she's safe
>she doesn't know I'm coming for her and can't be stopped
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>>61332433

SHOW YOURSELF BORIS
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>>61332547
>he still trust polls
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Can't stand this lawlessness. I long for Janny's long arm to smack down these runts tbqh
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New shadow minister
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Cara 2bh lads
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>>61332589

Brexiters BTFO will they ever recover?
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If Ireland win this game this is literally going to be the most meme year in history
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So now we're leaving are we going to uncuck our laws and purge all the laws eu forced on us?

Or will we continue to make our own cuck laws?

I want to see the EU's sugar tax and hate speech laws removed.
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Post worried looking asians
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Nth for based moly
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>all those brits scrambling for irish passports
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>>61332565

>farage time traveller gimmick

good lad
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>>61332618
I do when they support what I think.
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>>61332640
not this
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>>61332647
whats wrong with sugar tax? we have too many fatties
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>>61332624
>Corbyn brings Sinn Fein into Westminster

The Queen would need to act then surely
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>>61332647
yeah m8 can't wait to buy meat in pounds and ounces
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>>61332593
Me on the left
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Might go full autism with only buying British products exclusively unless I really have to. Who's with me lads?
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had an idea for a funny post but forgot it because i got distracted by @61332672
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>>61332674
Being an English Catholic of partial Irish descent is a strange feel 3bqh. The Protestant/Catholic shit feels a million miles away
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>>61332593
Me on the right
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>>61332688
Anti freedom makes prices go up and gives more money to the government
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gf just sent me this
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>>61332433
Man, I like Heineken! You like Heineken?
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>France get knocked out of the Euros
>strikes start up in force again
>A wild Referendum appears!
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Anal Cunt lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yrXa5DlJ6Q
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>>61332739
prices for shitty food and drink that only fatties eat
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-disenfranchised-expats-denied-eu-referendum-missing-postal-votes-demand-re-run-hundreds-a7103066.html oh fucking hell lads
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>>61332674
>Tfw my mum was born in NI but only uses a British passport
>Tfw can't find an answer as to whether or not she is classed as an Irish citizen

I better not have to register on the foreign births register first.
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helo
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>>61332781
gbye
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thinking of making a UK version of this and sneaking it onto Dave somehow. kill off some of the brainless cunts who got us into this mess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
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>>61332674

already got mine 2 months ago
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>>61332774
We fucking told you this morning, she is and you do need to register
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>>61332674
Literally all hardcore leftwing students. You can have them mate.
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Did she vote leave, lads?
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We're all supporting the boys in green right lads?
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>>A wild Referendum appears!
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what the FUK
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https://www.fb.com/godsaveourgraciousmeme/videos/1041180595903153/

Absolutely based.
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*climbing ladder to change light bulb*
ah well this shouldn't be too difficult
*tries to turn the light bulb out*
c'mon ... work you bastard ... come o-woAHWOAH!
*falls down*
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc-
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>>61332771
>thousands say they didn't receive their voting forms
>brexit won by over a million

Ok
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>>61332744
would love to rub my bellend on her stubbly armpits
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>>61332674
I have descent from a great-grandparent but my parents didn't claim citizenship before I was born

any way around it?
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>>61332803
who?
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>>61332771

the indy is in full tantrum mode atm
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>>61332771
>100 people
still wont make a difference

like uhmm .. maybe take a math class sweetie :) xx
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>godsaveourgraciousmeme
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If there's any change in the result of the referendum I'll go on a murderous rampage and kill as many remain voters as possible.
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>>61332765
You know sugar is in a lot of things right? If you want your weekly shopping bill to go up go ahead and support a sugar tax.

I can never understand people who support things that are against their economic self interest
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>>61332730

was going to do the exact opposite desu
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smuggling plastic forks for your uprising when brexit is overruled lads
hang on
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>>61332839
No, hard luck
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SCOTLAND VETOES BREXIT
IRELAND WINS THE EUROS

UNIONISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>61332818
EUROFIZZ
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>>61332887
I imagine some people look beyond their own self-interest alone
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>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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>>61332640
this 2bh
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Irish reunification soon lads
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>>61332887
like what things?

pre-made ready meal shit? i dont buy that. only fatties but that
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>why yes i do streamline only the toppest (of kek) /brit/ gimmicks straight to my facebook news feed so i can be on the 'chon when i'm not actually on the 'chon
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>>61332887
sugar tax is only for drinks like coke and milkshakes.
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Ireland have got this in the bag lads... mad
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>>61332796
Different people keep telling me different things.
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>>61332949
So you've now switched from supporting sugar tax to spite fatties to trying to save them? Wew
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>>61332981
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girl just told me she prefers smaller penises to large ones

not sure what she's trying to say here...
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park the fucking bus ireland
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>>61332969
Ah yes I'm sure those unionists are going to be delighted.
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>>61332818
who can one man be so great
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>>61333000
No, I said I imagine that some people think like that.
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>>61332969
Yep you'll all be under our flag soon
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>>61333010
you have a big dick and she wants to break up
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>Irish reunification soon lads
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Safe hands from grandolph, fancy him to keep a clean sheet here he's looking very comfortable
>>61332890
Paki cunt
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genuinely prefer yanks to faggot leafs
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What happens to your NHS now? Will you be adopting privatized healthcare?
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>>61333026
no more post
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>>61333010
the cat (or kitten in your case) is out of the bag
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>I post on 4chan
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>want a can of coke
>now £5

Ah yes fantastic hurray for sugar tax.
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>>61333051
cannot fucking stand those leaf cunts

wish we had a pejorative term for them like seppo but they're not even relevant enough for that. F U C K T H E D O G S
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>>61333019
back to pakistan then lmao
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>>61333060
Yes because no longer having to support 500 million EU nationals who don't pay into the service is really going to put it under pressure.
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>>61333060
All medical care for people over 60 years of age will be suspended when article 50 goes into force
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>>61333033
Seems like you lads will be getting a new flag with scotland leaving
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>>61333005
Bet you're one of those weirdos who doesn't like football anyway
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this ref has given absolutely everything to france since the penalty
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>>61333070

only fatties and 12 year olds drink coke
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>>61333009
Stop posting this you autistic freak.
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>footie comes on
>everyone stops referendum posting

I like this magic
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>NHS
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>>61333019

ah yes... very impressive

*quickly files under "things that didn't happen"*
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>>61333019
>little words said by a homeless man hurt my feelings
fucking christ people need to grow the fuck up
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gas me
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>>61333070
this desu

it's like that bloody 5p plastic bag charge

I soon showed them by not buying more plastic bags
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>>61333010
either you're too large or she's trying to reassure you about your small dick
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>>61333070
literally the whole point you lardarsed cunt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw-Apvq9cb0

Great choon lads
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>>61333070
Wow really?
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>>61332852
>math
fuck off yank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXos8zXoVA

>>61333142
no post
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>sugar tax
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>>61333051
lads how does that gimmick go where it's like
>yes thats all well and good
>HOWEVER

is that it?
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>>61333117
Only leftist children want to impose their will on others.
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>>61333061
k
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>yank
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>>61333157
I bet you weren't even born when it came out you runt.
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>why yes, i do rely on the government taxing goods in order to not become a massively fat cunt
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>>61333126
>I want to pay tens of thousands to have a cast put on my arm
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*man is using lower appendages to hit spherical object at hight speed*

hmmmm indeed yes

*other men follow him around*

yes yes of course

*he hits it in a particular spot and the crowd goes wild*

VERY impressive
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>>61333137
t. emotionless autist whose already limited ability to feel was destroyed by 4chan exposure
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>>61333142
That was the whole point you muppet
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>>61332433
HEINEKEN?
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>Take back control
>Country is now in a mess

Perfect
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>>61333109
>weirdos

I'll have you know I spend my time playing farming simulator and posting pictures of an english model on an Anime forum
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>VERY impressive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MdA1qbqPEk
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>poonte
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>>61333192
Was 10 actually
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>he's not automatically against any legislation that benifits the government.

Explain?
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>>61333202
>wahh fuck britain some literal tramp said something mean to me
pathetic
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>>he's not automatically against any legislation that benifits the government.

>Explain?
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got called a ginger cunt on the street once
*blames whole country*
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>I am against privatising healthcare
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>>61333226
Mate turn your TV on now, you are missing a proud moment of your country's history as your boys in green tear france a new arsehole in their own backyard
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>>61333202
>being hurt by words from a homeless man
literal cuck
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unironically hate this country. I'm only still here because I like licking fishy fanny.
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>>61332433
>tfw no more cheap euro larger soon
At least we've got our warm flat ale lads
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>I drink coke
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My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Remain losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a globalist future to believe in. I want the UK to remain in the EU and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Remain was polling well on Wednesday???? This is so fucked.
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Oh lads

The feeling of standing naked over a heater on a cold night

Better than a wank
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>>61333183
they're not banning sugar, just encouraging fat retards to change a behaviour that is killing them.

we have too many fatties and just saying "well people should just have more responsibility over their actions" is doing fuck all because fatties are idiots and cant control themselves. this is the logical next step.

anyway, losing weight is far better for someones wellbeing than a quick unhealthy boost like a can of fizzy drink. its a better option is the long run.
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>unironically hate this country. I'm only still here because I like licking fishy fanny.
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>unironically hate this country
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> the british left right now

Will they ever recover? They have been btfo in two general elections two national referendums and now the main left party in Britain is destroying itself.
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Honestly cannot stand the smell of vaginas

Even after the gf has had a shower I can still slightly taste it

What's my problem?
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>>>he's not automatically against any legislation that benifits the government.

>>Explain?
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Okay lads, now that brexit happened - can we FINALLY tax the bankers bonuses to 120%?
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>>61333312
what system would you go for
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>>61333205
Yes I know
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>>61333339
>one off
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doing a poo
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>>61333339
>I use coke
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>the bankers bonuses
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>>61333355
what about doing that but having a wank at the same time
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>fucking internet keeps dropping out

REEEreeeeREEEEreeeeeeeeREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61333339
Please tell me that gif is reversed.
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>>61333402
t. stupid cunt
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>>61333373
Eat black vaginas. I am being serious here. Blackamoors = GOAT vag taste
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>>61333183

Tbh the carrier bag charge worked well, reduced lazy people

Now everyone opened up to their inner Jew and brought their own bags or carried shit.

If they did the same thing with sugar drinks it could work.

Too many fat cunts in the country and they drain the health system, I'd rather this than them costing billions in maintaining their degenerate lifestyle
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>> the british left right now

>Will they ever recover? They have been btfo in two general elections two national referendums and now the main left party in Britain is destroying itself.
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>>61333357
Hmm and the government just do happens to benifit from this by getting done nice juicy tax, coincidence?

If the government really wanted to help fatties then it would subsidise healthy food to make it cheaper. But since that costs money they would never do that.
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>turn on tv
>ireland 1 france 0
explain
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>REEEreeeeREEEEreeeeeeeeREEEEEEEEEEE
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>has fedora posting gone too far?
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>>61333465
Soft penalty 2 mins in
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going to watch telly now

wonder if itll have come through when i get back, it should have done
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>at the footy with the lads when these japs make eye contact with you

what do?
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>>61333202
>go home
>get into bed
>realise the guy who said it is sleeping on a park bench while you have a nice comfy bed

at the end of the day, who really wins? you can be nice and warm when winter comes round versus some loser cunt who has to sleep in the shittest conditions just to survive to live a life that's as pointless as it is unmemorable.
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>>61333460
healthy food is already cheap. you can buy a kilo of various veg for less than a pound.
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>>has fedora posting gone too far?
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Lads how I can use the referendum to exploit the angry middle class lefties for my own financial gain?
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>>61333420
Well yes I do that too, but it's not the same as the initial experience of warning up
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>>61332887
>I can never understand people who support things that are against their economic self interest
Literally 52% of the country lad
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>>has fedora posting gone too far?
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Saw a chubby asian girl showing midriff at the co-op last night.

Was very arousing.
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>>61333505

>what's for dinner?

>ah yes, a kilo of veg.
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>what do?
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the earth being shaped as a bowl is self evident and quite visible from the sky
no idea why this is hard to understand

bowl is the perfect shape therefore it is the shape of earth as molded by Xenu
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>>61333486

stretch the corners of my eyes upwards so I look chinese
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>>61333355
bet it's like 10ºC
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>>61333530
ok mate have it your way.
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yes the sugar tax and brexit are all very interesting
HOWEVER
*mounts a pale horse and spreads my pestilence*
*speaks in babylonian*
*the deafening sounds of trumpets blast*
Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
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>>61333527
decided to use my veto here
*vetoes*
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>ex-gf who is a brit moved to portsmouth
>hitched up with a kraut
>posted pro-remain shit on facebook
>went insane that leave won
>found out her kraut boyfriend has to go back to germany when the UK officially leaves the EU

god i love you poms
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>>61333538
Seen it yourself, have you?
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Literally cannot help being instantly infatuated with any cute girl lads

Anyone else have this problem?
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>Literally 52% of the country lad
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>>61333555
*listen to the words long written down*
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Unironically cannot stand white women's bodies. I can only jerk off to ebony/arabs now.
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>>61333570
no
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>>61333544
11 actually
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>>61333544
It is!
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>>61333570
>Anyone else have this problem?

every immature virgin nonce ever
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>>61333574
That image is bloody ridiculous ahahaha
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The world was against us, threatening Armageddon, and the British people voted to leave.

I've never been so proud to be British.
>>
>>61333505
Go to tesco and say healthy food is cheap. Average price of a healthy ready meal is £3 when you can buy 3 sausage rolls for 80p

If I go to the shops on my lunch break with £1 I can literally buy nothing healthy but for £1 I can get an entire cone of chips.
>>
>>61333574

howling at that pic
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>god i love you poms
>>
>>61333587
the woman in that photo is neither ebony nor arab
>>
>>61333579
Bumm tshhh, bduh budhum tshhh, budduhm duhm
*when the man comes around*
>>
>>61333593
Fuck off Sydney haha
>>
>>61333611

Except I have a gf, but when I'm not with her any other girl I fall in love with hard.
>>
>>61333649
amazing
i'm a virgin but somehow less a virgin than you
a non-virgin
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>>61333429
It is
>>61333408
>>
without independence, english regionalism is the only other way that scotnats will lose their purpose.
>>
>>61333593
>>61333599
haha... very good
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>>61333624

you're paying extra for convenience mate.

learn2business

want something cheap and healthy? make it yourself.
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>>61333624

>ready meal

Have you ever heard of cooking you fucking child?
>>
nice 13° in brisbane lads, max was only like 17 today which was rough though haha
>>
>That feel when you're really horny ad feel like you have a chance with girls

It's so painful when you realise how much a loser you are post wank.
>>
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>Fuck off Sydney
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>>61333579
Hey, Spain, lad.

Can you tell your PM to being a dick over Gibraltar?

Thanks.
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CANNOT contain my erection at this arab wench
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As the politically and historically informed one in our group, my friend just asked me why Britain is kicking out Polish people. I didn't think they were, so is he caught up in liberal propaganda?
>>
watching my mum try to use a computer is PHYSICALLY painful
>>
>>61333698
>he fell for the pots and pans jew
>>
Walking to Tesco and I'm getting nervous because there's 3 niggers walking behind me
>>
>>61333682

It's not sex, it's just how they are

Cute girls, nice hair, nice legs, kissable

Just want to be with them and stare at them
>>
>>61333729
>so is he caught up in liberal propaganda?
yes lol
we're not deporting anyone as long as they're here legally
>>
>>61333704
Didn't need to be reminded of that feel
>>
>supporting legislation where the government will make money

No that's not impressive at all.

The carrier bag charge is even worse since the money goes to corporations not the government.

The government literally went to the supermarkets "alri lads we're going to create a law to increase your profits"
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>>61333722
hope they annex it 2bh lad
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>>61333556
I respect your veto
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>>61333729
ummmmmmmmmmm
*eats a curry and some absolutely heavily laced MSG chinese food*
open up this seppos mouth, boys. got a sloppy shit in the works
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>>61333737
Don't forget your sausage rolls
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>>61333737
Ask them if they want to come with
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All the fifth columnists are threatening to leave the country.

Good riddance, haha.
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>>61333688
Me on the left
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>>61333734
> tries to close a window
> "Do you want to save?"
> clicks cancel
> repeat
MY FUCKING GOD
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>eats a curry
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>he doesn't EXCLUSIVELY mash arab pusspuss
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>>61333698
>45 minute lunch break
>cook

Ah yes!
>>
>>61333729

>politically and historically informed

You mean you think you know everything as you go on /pol/?
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465914724301.webm

really makes you think
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-disenfranchised-expats-denied-eu-referendum-missing-postal-votes-demand-re-run-hundreds-a7103066.html

lads these few hundred votes would have tilted it in favour of remain! fuck the fucking tories!
>>
i've said it before and i'll say it again - democracy simply doesn't work
>>
>>61333729

Yeah. A large portion of leave voters think all the browns, blacks, and kurwas will suddenly disappear from the UK.
>>
Had that sushi from last night for lunch. One of them was spicy as fuck 2bh
>>
walking to tesco with my mates, there' some whiteboy with a shit dribbling down his leg in front of us haha
>>
When are grammer schools coming back
>>
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>>61333761
Come on, lad.

Given the choice, you would choose to be British rather than Spanish.

Maybe one day you can join the UK.
>>
>>61333807
not the smartest lad around are you?
>>
>>61333807
Shame there's no way to prepare lunches in advance
>>
>>61333840
What's a grammar school?
>>
>>61333829
piss off Juncker lmao
>>
>>61333807

So does your day start instantly at work? How about you made lunch at home?

Absolute runt
>>
>>61333808
No, never been to /pol/. I just read way more foreign news and try to keep up with events rather than shitpost on Facebook like all my other friends. >>61333752
I figured, thanks.
>>
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>>61333840
>THE IRONY
>>
*face begins to get red*
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0zefuJ4Ys begins to play-
SERIOUSLY BOYS OPEN UP HIS MOTUH RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO
ITS COMING OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKUUUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Any of you lads want a cuppa?

*places boxed water in the microwave*
>>
>>61333851
kek, been given the choice and am choosing to be irish lad, don't want ur useless passport
>>
>why yes i often roleplay as a paki on /brit/
>>
>>61333814
Me on the left
>>
Anyone else accidentally went to school with cum on there clothes? haha kill me.
>>
>>61333840

they still exist
>>
>even if france win half of the team is going to be banned in the quarters against us
Getting very comfy watching this match lads
>>
>>61333900
jumping off the french football team already lad? hahahaha
>>
>>61333881
music doesn't really fit the scene
poor show this one
>>
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>>61333562
>>
>>61333872

Is that you Boris, you cunt? Stop hiding and communicate, bitch.
>>
>>61333891
is boxed water more or less povvo tier
>>
>>61333937
you gotta wait for it to kick up in the middle
>>
>>61332641
I hope not
they're whining makes me happy
>>
>>61333945
make me you sponge
>>
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>it's the law in this country tgat you must have car insurance to drive
>the government literally created a law so thar insurance companies make more profit

Doesn't anyone see an issue with this?
>>
>>61333936
>get trained and fit
>kick in a ball
>earn billions

sign me the fuck up
i'd do it even if i had to roll in dogshit every morning to pass as a local
>>
>>61333911
>accidentally
Used to cum directly all over my school tie every day. Pretended not to be able to tie it up myself so my qt form tutor had to do it for me every day. Still get hard thinking about the dried up cum flaking off into her nails
>>
>>61333945
Fuck lads, thats not Juncker.
That's fucking Verhofstadt, the fucking cunt
>>
>>61333945
ah yes Boris Johnson, the current prime minister of the United Kingdom
>>
Absolute qt girl with short skirt and thigh highs was walking through town the other day, followed her around for a good 15 minutes just staring
>>
The arrogance of leave supporters is sickening.
>>
>>61333807
make it at home and take it to work you absolute melt
>>
>>61333983
>sponge
do not use this word negatively
>>
>>61333983

You can't hide forever, you fat crumpet.
>>
>all these bremain tears
could keep us hydrated for bloody years lads
>>
>>61333977
don't believe you honestly
you're being demoted, pack up your stuff and move down to the call centre.
>>
>>61333930
Not enough of them

I like when movies show old british schools it's very nice
>>
>>61334009

*quickly signs a petition*

Racist too.
>>
Flat flooded, all my stuff is fucked. Totaled up the cost of replacing everything and it's 6.5k. I've got contents insurancr up to 7.5k. I don't have receipts for most of the things though. How much money do you reckon I'll get?
>>
>>61333997
Nice, gonna save this comment.
>>
>>61334019
make me you coconut
>>
>>61334040
clearly never drank tears u fucking casual they're salty as hell
>>
>>61334007
good lad
>>
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Anyone want a delicious, freshly-brewed coffee in my Aeropress?
>>
English regionalism is literally the solution to all our problems.

London happy as they can still be a separate thing

Scotland happy because they don't need to suffer insecurities compared to the BIG. ENGLISH. ECONOMY.

Brexiteers happy because doesn't need to involve another layer bureaucracy as it just combines existing counties and councils.

Mancs, leeds, Yorkshire, Northerners can be happy because they now have greater economies to pull their resources and fund development

Norn irish can be happy because UK doesn't break up and England still united.
>>
>>61334056

What does it specifically say about receipts? Sometimes they're completely anal about them.
>>
>>61334007
not that I haven't done it myself
>>
>>61334085

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>61334067
do not call me that
>>
>>61333986
no, because if there was no compulsory insurance then poor cunts involved in crashes would have no way to pay for the repairs to a vehicle if they're at fault. you'd basically be left with a damaged car you have to pay to fix despite the fact they hit you.
>>
>>61334056
i'd start asking around for some busted laptops and hi fi and throw them in the water to claim more losses desu
>>
>>61334085
me la
>>
>>61334070
hahahahaha
here's another one lads!!
hahahahahahahahaha
>>
>France needs to do their part
BREXIT
>WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH, YOU TAKE THEM

howling
>>
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>>61334121
Right-o, won't be a sec
>>
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It's the luck of the Irish, lads
>>
did coke the other night and now i keep picking out bloody bogies
>>
>>61334146
hahahaha
>>
>>61334109
ugly watermelon
>>
>>61334110

But it's not to just pay for the damage, it's completely overpriced especially for young drivers
>>
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>tfw ireland - northern ireland euro 2016 final
>>
>>61334056

How are you flooded?

I work for a utility company and you might be able to get them to pay some.

Is it ground water or sewage?
>>
turn those fucking frogs into frog stew
>>
>>61332803
Probs not, she was an omnigger loving lefty
>>
>>61334146
i actually have a secret
*you begin to gasp*
what i wasn't telling you is that
*you clutch your throat*
my tears
*you collapse*
are pure poison
*you vomit on the floor*
for runts
>>
>>61334169
didya get bad drip?
>>
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>>
>>61334173
thank you
>>
ireland vs france
>>
>>61334198
*throws down flare but it's actually dynamite*

i'm helping my team
>>
got my arse plug in
>>
>>61334009
desu m80 52/48 isn't exactly the most resounding countrywide agreement.
Having basically half of the voting population unhappy ain't democracy's proudest moment.

If it went the other way people would have been just as salty, except there might be more physical damage and less twitter battles.
>>
>>61334085
but it doesn't work like that as all the water would drip out.

it has to be over the mug in which case it comes out too fast.

or you need to sit upside down if you want it to rest
>>
>>61334226
hahahaha
LADS!!
hahahahah
he keeps going!! ahahahaha
he is absolutely SEETHING!!
hahahahahahahahahahha
>>
>>61334110
but that's good. It's their fault for being dumb cunts.
>>
>>61334181
it's overpriced because young people are less experienced therefore deemed more likely to crash meaning they have to pay more.

you could always do what the irish lad in here does and drive without insurance or even registering the vehicle hahahs
>>
>POORANCE
>>
>>61333831
I remember your post.
>>
>>61334169
it was cut to shit then
>>
>>61334242

based Abbott to BTFO of the populist scum
>>
>>61334241
nope.
>>
>>61334270
you're already dead on the floor lad

you're breakin the rules
>>
>>61334255
pic or two?
>>
>>61334289
>>61334289
>>61334289
>>
>>61334110
So the obvious solution is to nationalise insurance and set 1 rate for everyone do its fair.

Making it the law you have to purchase a product from a private company is ludicrous and not free market. If the government force you to pay for something they should ar least provide it.

Thus us the reason insurance prices are so messed up in Britain. You cannot have a free market on goods that you NEED to purchase. As all companies will price fix which is what I'd happening with insurance and energy bills.
>>
>>61334041
*reads this*
-https://youtu.be/DF0zefuJ4Ys?t=3m17s begins to play-
*eyes go red*
*look over at the photo of us*
*arms on each others shoulders*
*looks back over at the message*
*picks up the photo and rips it in half*
*start kicking the wall and crying*
YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
*the crying intensifies*
I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT
*the sobbing overpowers me as i put my back against the wall, slowly slide down, and begin breaking down*
i fucking trusted you *snuffle* i ... i fucking trusted you *buries face in hands*
>>
>>61334259

>basically half

It wasn't half though

>physical damage

Did you forget the people in London the last few days protesting and attacking leave supporters?

Or how about when the conservatives got the majority and lefties marched on London demanding difference and attacking and vandalising.
>>
>>61334259
there aren't really any half measures you can take on this issue, sadly. requiring a larger percentage would just be bias on the side of the government.
it's hilarious seeing them scramble to look for technicalities though. sad cunts aren't used to losing.
>>
>>61334242
Is this a joke?

I literally can't stand any of these cunts. These are the worst fucking people.
>>
>>61334276
what's good?

when some povvo cunt fucks your car up and is at fault but has no insurance so can't afford to pay to fix your car. that's why I'm saying compulsory insurance is a necessity.
>>
>sturgeon vetos brexit
>everything stays the same
>no scottish independence
sorta shooting herself in the foot if she does that
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