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kiko edition
/cum/ is ded edition
RIP /cum/
Cana-chan best girl
>>61272964
do you guys plan on playing anything other than life, monopoly and cah? can't say I'm super interested in those tee bee haych
RIP /cum/
i have arrived
>>61273150
unarrive
hold on we're almost done
>>61273064
I'll still here babi
>>61273166
wow that was rude
RIP /cum/
>>61273176
me n u
>>61273166
Take that back, you rude ass nigga.
How do we fix North America, /cum/?
I am tired I am sleepy
>>61273003
Since this is the only English speaking true blooded anglo,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA
How UK feels about eu
>>61273219
guess which one i am
>>61273104
we hope to get a D&D thing but it might be to difficult
>>61273261
delet
we're not mexico
>>61273202
>I was going to make sex at you but then I saw your feet
'no'
>>61273261
keep things the way they are
>>61273261
Wipe everything and start from 0
>>61273261
>giving alberta all that BC clay
Yeah you're gonna have to delet this buddy
Ben Shapiro is based af
>>61273261
that dakota made me erect
>>61273287
me in the middle
>>61273261
Giving Latvia an overseas territory
>>61273307
I'd slam her 24/7 365 tbhwufam but I might not give dem a succ
(I'd probably end up doing it anyway while in the action but that's a different topic!!)
File no longer exists is an anagram for life no longer exists
>>61273261
>Louisiana
>not in CSA
Leave it to a Canadian
>>61273366
Shut the fuck up siddharta
>>61273320
Why are Latino involved in Anglo master race
Going to sleep now
Good night, guys.
ZzzZZZZzzzzz
>>61273287
Me in the vagoo
>>61273410
Nite c:
How much is tabletop sim?
>>61273404
>>61273404
>>61273320
>>61273404
>>61273003
New Kingdom of England bros,Canada, Australia, NZ and USA...... We have duty to keep the ANGLO BREED ALIVE..........
>>61273497
10 US dollary doos
Hey can we make a telegram group or something?
what are you afraid of America
>>61273531
There already is a /cum/ telegram group actually. Well, it hasn't been recruited for in months but is still active. It's bridged with the /cum/ irc channel
How do we feel about xiaowen ju
She's one of my favorite fashion models, she looks like a fucking alien and for some reason I'm so attracted
>>61273577
ayyyyy
>>61273003
A janitor just deleted half of this.
BAHAHAHAHA
>>61273577
She's qt
I think it's her itty bitty little stubby nose
I want to kiss it
>>61273577
>>61273635
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Tt_0hF-K4
If you don't think xiaowen is absolutely adorable after this video you're a monster
Do you think that the dan schneider rumours are actually true?
night /cum/
>when life tries to swindle you but you still come out on top
>>61273573
How the fuck do I join it.
>>61273720
>he doesn't have the most beautiful cuck baby
>>61273700
It's a kinder egg
*giggles*
>>61273671
I think there's something going on
Even if it's as innocent as he projects his fetishes into his shows but doesn't actually on them or fug the stars
That's still something
>>61273720
>when life gives you someone elses 90k paycheck but only lets you land on a payday once
>>61273655
Actually made me like her less because it all looks too fake what she does with her face all the time and that sticking out the tongue gimmick
Would still plow, would also succ de toes from what I could see but she's not wife material
>>61273003
East coast who the fuck up?
>>61273752
wtf i thought we were tomodachis
Why are you still up, /cum/?
>>61273821
All the days blend as one
>>61273799
She's natural, plastic surgery isn't that big in China, an obsession with skincare is
Her monolids are so cute :3
>>61273825
Is this a prostate stimulator? I use mine regularly, not afraid of it at all
>>61273772
>when life has someone steal your paycheck only to give it back one turn later
>>61273821
playing monopoly with /cum/
>>61273825
Was ist es?
And why is it racist 4 me 2 have?
>>61273825
What is it a masturbator
Is there a cum chat group or iirc?
>>61273884
theres one run by two of the residential autists
>>61273821
Sleeping disorder
gonna have a cheeky 10:30 nap pals
>>61273848
I mean the way she behaves and mimic
Its nothing spontaneous she just has her studied expressions from model school and that's her face now
Hello tongue I'm a girl tongue water in my face photo shoot smile tongue
And plastic surgery is huge with those who can afford it you mong lmao
But runway models aren't big on ps anyway
They need to look edgy like those fuckers with a 20cm tooth gap
>>61273907
Can't find any links at all. Can someone help a nigga out.
>>61273866
>>61273869
>>61273878
It gives you little electrical shocks to stimulate muscle recovery or something idk
A neuromuscular stimulator
>>61273261
Give UAR Nunavut cause they hardly have anyone anyways
Lads where's the 18+ edition?
>>61273814
Just kiddin !!
Luv u sweetie
>>61273821
>have to wake up early tomorrow
>to volunteer
>because a qt neighbor works there and invited me
>whose like 6 years older than me
>but here I still am, awaky, playing Life
don't even know what im doing with my life right now
>>61273922
I meant plastic surgery in China isn't the way it is in Korea
And yeah that's why most of my crushes are runway models, so unique looking, undercover women's 2014 had some qts
>>61273219
>Pic
How? iPS cells?
>>61274007
W-what?
WHY THE FUCK HAS DESUSTORAGE BEEN DOWN FOR THE PAST WEEK
>>61273988
Why does she look like she's in the second stage of infection?
>>61274053
First 4chanarchive
Now this shit
It's unbelievable
>>61274053
cuckchan.org
L
M
A Y Y
O
>>61273988
She isn't Asian lol
>>61274085
God speed cana-chan
>>61273988
Why does she have JUST eyes
>>61274071
They used red eye drops for effect
>>61274098
Well that's right she's not
>>61273931
#/cum/ on rizon
It's pretty kill right now because 4am, but we get about 1k messages a day at minimum
>>61274053
What makes this worse is that I had a dream it was back up and I remember just thinking "oh good that's worked out" and then the dream ended
And just now I confused that for real life but it's still ded
>>61274176
>literally dreaming about a 4chan archiving website
>>61273738
Join the irc channel and someone will provide a link
>>61274176
>>61274231
help
my sides
>>61274145
I guess I can see why, but this >>61273988
still makes her look like she's about to turn.
>>61274278
When will you stop?
>>61274272
Is that fucking rippetoe
>>61274278
did u succ any this week?
tell me a bed time story !!!
>Kiko edition
>>61274310
No won't see gf before July 7th
I'll post some succ don't worry
>>61274350
There was once a cute canadian
He was so cute that everyone on /cum/ loved him. The end
>>61274355
>1024*768
Those were the days
>>61274350
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>61274385
Personally, I don't /feet/, but to each his own.
>>61274176
I have dreams about 4chan sometimes. Absolutely nothing interesting happens in them and I'm always browsing /pol/ in them despite rarely ever going there.
>>61274431
wow that canadian sounds rly nice
>>61274442
i hope they find luv-Zzzzzzzz
>>61274431
>you will never be a cute Canadian boy
>you'll always be just "A FUCKING LEAF"
Feels bad, man.
The girlfriend literally tongued my asshole until I came, today lads
>>61274618
All canadians are actually cute, anon
>>61274563
Everybody shhhhh
>>61274618
Wanna go out for a smoke?
>>61274639
Ebun
Death to yanks
>>61274442
>to fall in love with each other instead
what?
really makes you think
I miss my ex girlfriend and love her terribly but I can't be with her and even if I could it wouldn't be a good idea because she'd just end up breaking my heart.
>>61275729
what happened?
>mfw genuinely thinking about trapping from the waist down to sell used panties on reddit boards
How are all girls not millionaires with all the ways that they can make money?
>>61275815
We broke up. And now she's just super Sexual and flirting with guys left right and centre. I don't think she cares about me as much as I do her, even though she says she still loves me. But I know that if we were together she wouldn't change.
It's honestly the worst because I'm heartbroken no matter what.
I used to think tipping at bars was stupid but it's better than waiting 10minutes at the bar to eventually be served by a bartender who doesn't give a fuck
>>61275980
Don't fall for the get back together meme. Your best course of action is to fuck other girls. You'll immediately feel better about her being flirtatious
anime was a mistake
>>61276044
How are you enjoying, la?
>>61276209
Ireland is way more fun than England. I've been here before and it's miserAble
I was in/a/ telegram. But I was inactive so I left
I wish 4chan supported emoji
>tfw becoming more and more nocturnal since I became a neet
>tfw played Stellaris for 9 hours today
Heh kek
soo all alone here
Boop bop doo doo *whistles*
im always here
Boooo !
Just kiddin !
So latvia tell me about yourself..
Do you study? Work?
What age are you?
Americans are asleep
Post anime
Good morning /cum/
Why is the thread more active at the hours before morning than it is in the morning?
>>61278870
Study, a little work on the side
21 atm
>>61279261
Morning bby
>>61279386
How was your travel in austria?
>>61279386
I couldn't pull off study and work honestly, I don't know how some people do it.
>>61279497
Are you the lone mexican or are there more of you awake right now?
>>61278902
Pretend we are asleep and post more anime.
>>61279497
Asutria was nice, in Germany atm.
>>61279653
On top of studies and work i still have National Guard. These last 10 days that ive been on a trip have been the longest free time ive had.
>>61279653
I've been here for hours along with him.
>>61279828
At least it's comfier right now.
>>61279791
Are you making the most of it while you can or relaxing? Or both?
>>61279653
>Are you the lone mexican or are there more of you awake right now?
Like the other mexanon said.
Only 2 of us are awake.
Ur very qt btw
Another day of waiting for someone I interview with to give me a fucking job
Looking for work is the worst meme. I hate it every time I need to do it.
>>61280175
Both. Its so fucking satisfying to just sit back and have a cold beer and not give a fuck about anything for a minute.
5 in the morning
GET THE FUCK UP
Why does captcha randomly solves itself?
>>61280315
Just walk in, shake their hand, and ask when you start kiddo
>>61281246
I think if it detects enough solved capthca's from you in a certain time period it gives you free time. Just happened to me.
>>61281426
Fuck off Mr. Boomer
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>>61281868
Hello shitposter
R8?
The only time I really feel like "lol normies" is when it comes to porn. When people post naked women just sitting there and find that arousing I realize how deep in the hole I am
>>61282475
How deep are you?
What are your darkest fetiches?
>>61282649
Giantess Futa Penis vore hentai
A cute girl with a penis pleasures herself using a man by shoving him into her bladder via her penis. Also she's many times larger than the man
>>61282731
I refuse to believe anyone likes this, surely it's just a meme.
>>61282731
Wew.
I-I've seen worse, don't worry
>>61282822
Sorry dude, this what happens when yoy tfw no gf for 27 years
>>61282391
Reasonable/10, would let you be a local mayor or senator.
>>61282731
I can understand why someone would like this but I still don't understand footfags.
Sorry for being an outsider, but I'm curious about why are you guys talking about Giantess Futa Penis vore hentai?
>>61283218
We are very very bored, please respond.
>>61283123
If you cant function well enough to get a gf in real life at least date someone online or some shit.
Hentai is never going to be there sleeping next to you in the morning and you're at the age where women are losing stock so it should be even easier.
>>61283218
We can't go beat up alligators for fun like you can
>>61283218
its part of our shared cultural history
>waist joint popped out and won't go back in
>also the toe parts keep falling off
Fucking gooks
Who else is a syd barret fag here?
I've never found anybody who likes him :^(
>>61283872
Gas yourself you stupid weeb
Does it sound weird to say "it" in reference to a person in English if it is in a context like "That's a fire fighter, isn't it?"
>>61284574
Yes.
I think it's "him" or "her", but what do i know desu
>>61284574
There are more sensible ways of saying that, but everyone would know what you're saying.
>>61284574
"Is that a fire fighter?"
>>61284768
>I think it's "him" or "her"
If anything, it would be "he" or "she", not "him" or "her" in this case. But don't know if even "he/she" is correct here.
>>61284992
>>61285044
If it was "He's a fire fighter, isn't he?", that makes sense. But if you use "That's" rather than "He's", I don't know if you use a non-gendered word in the tag part of the sentence.
>>61285044
I am asking specifically for this tag question, so rephrasing to a non-tag question is not something I can do here.
Does "That's a fire fighter, isn't he?" sound incorrect (especially in comparison to the tag 'isn't it?") ?
>>61285107
We don't use it to refer to humans.
If your question is from the perspective of someone who is unsure if they're looking at a cardboard cutout or a real fire fighter, then it makes sense.
No one gives a fuck about your desire to use a "tag question". Only someone in a language class or an autist would care about that. You have the way to ask the question sensibly, so just use it.
>>61285329
>Only someone in a language class or an autist would care about that.
I am asking about the grammar of the language. How is wanting to know the grammar better in any way autistic, aside from if you are anti-knowledge.
>You have the way to ask the question sensibly
The way you gave it not the same as what the question I want to ask. It is obviously different.
good morning /cum/bois
i'm going to have a quick shower then go to bed
enjoy your weekend!
>>61273948
For some reason foreign things like that need to be approved by a hundred different federal agencies but domestically produced things like that need almost no approval. It's why you get retarded things like a giant belt that shocks your abs or a hat that shocks your skull in a dozen places.
>>61285518
that picture makes her look fat in the thumbnail
>>61285518
Thank you cana-chan!
We love you
>kiko
>korean mom and tyrone dad and having Japanese name
>>61274053
>>61274176
like the other guy said, cuckchan.org
they had their domain seized because there was some cp on the archive, and the guy is having trouble getting the name back.
also for future reference
https://github.com/MayhemYDG/archives.json/blob/gh-pages/archives.json
how does this even happen?
Why is Europe such a terrible place?
Gays welcome?
HEllo /cum/
im collecting police dashcam and police vids from various countries to please my autism
does the police make any videos like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0xUJHmtu7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHboXVs1TUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTXHAp-tRbo
mexico-kun leggo my eggo
>>61288042
Literally a show called cops
>>61287443
hello?
>>61287443
the river decides to be a top cunt and change its course
Texas sucks
>>61289029
is this true?
END MY TORMENT
>>61289205
Only if you live in ft hood.
>>61289205
yes.
but the bbq and mexican food is very good.
How much is American money worth in Mexican pesos? If I left a $20 american tip too our server in Mexico is that good?
>>61289581
>tipping mexicans
>basically giving them 2x their normal pay in 1 tip
madman
did you at least get your dick sucked?
>>61289581
20 dollars is almost 400 pesos now m8
the dollar is almos 20 pesos
>>61289630
I'm going to Cancun tomorrow. I was told to tip the maid for the room on the third day and too tip the bartender routinely for good service.
>>61289778
Is that a lot or not really?
>>61289793
good on you man. those people could use all the help they can get,
>>61289831
it's quite a lot for some
tips here in mex tend to be like 30 or 50 pesos
>>61289831
It's quite high. Dollar got a good boost yesterday.
used to be 12 pesos to the dollar desu
>>61289975
>>61289999
Oh cool.
I can lose myself in American girls
>>61289793
Well Cancún is more expensive than other touristic spots
>>61290475
Germany is the greatest country in Europe
Can confirm
>>61290831
brilliant
rip /cum/
>>61292158
This general is dead now?
>>61293149
brilliant
>>61289581
This makes my inner Jew cringe but yeah that was pretty good tip.
Lads, guess what?
I'm pooping, haha
We /dead/ now?
Is this it?
no
its never it untill i stop breathing
helo
>>61296325
Hello Florida
I got a job but I still feel like a NEET
*wastes entire day doing nothing*
me on the left
>>61285518
>didn't fall asleep for 2 hours
>only slept for 3 hours
hooray for coffee and cold breezes
>>61297879
>230 posts
>>61297879
why
>>61297879
Jannys gonna be fuuuuuming
>>61297920
it has some cute anime girls in it tbqh
>>61297940
maybe he can heat up the water in his mop bucket
>>61297989
fantastic post
uh oh, Jannys looking for vapeman again
>there are more jannys on /cum/ than posters
>every other poster could be a janny and nobody would know it
>>61298134
Well we do have Mexicans, Mexicans work for cheap, and what's cheaper than free
>>61298134
Hi janny
>>61273261
doesn't need fixed
>>61298134
t. unpaid laborer
important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10586293
http://www.strawpoll.me/10586293
http://www.strawpoll.me/10586293
now hold on a minute
somebody's lying
>delete vapeman oc
>nothing done about rip /cum/ spam
why do some people watch porn in public? why do some people watch por if they're not going to masturbate?
>>61298679
I'm a big fan of your elephants
Today is my birthday.
Could you guys wish me a happy birthday?
>>61298824
Reminder
>>61298882
happy birthday, m80
have a ket
>>61298882
Happy birthday
>>61299046
>>61299141
Thanks guys!
>>61298882
Happy birthday
>>61298882
no sorry
>>61299358
>>61299422
Gracias chicos!
friendly reminder
>>61299715
Ive got work in ~ an hour
>>61298754
Being horny is fun desu.
I'm playing an erotic text game that's just hot enough to get me horny but not enough to cum to it so I rarely fap to it (instead I fap to regular porn I watch right after lel)
I'd totally read erotica in public.
>>61298882
happy birthday to you
>cha cha cha
Bit disappointed with the summer sale so far buds.
>>61300388
you and everybody else
>20-40% off "deals"
>flash/daily deals gone
>>61300461
>Visual Novels and 2D indie games are only 20% off
>>61300290
Thanks!
>>61300652
>buying Visual novels
>>61300690
Well I don't (I download them illegally), but I feel like they would be the things that could be sold with huge discounts.
>>61300461
Yeah the only game that I got was Doom, while everything else I either already own or I have no interest in.
>>61300652
Me on the left
>ywn be able to do cool shit like this in F-Zero GX
https://youtu.be/hSCP8L2-EVo?t=26s
thunderstorm rolling in and fucking with my rocket league connection badly
>>61301309
X > GX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZkIat3lO0
>grandma needs help with her computer
>drive there to help her
>problem she described over the phone disappeared somehow
>go home
>new voicemail
>"anon help I fucked it up again"
stupid old people just die already
>>61302125
That's not nice to say about your grandma what if she dies right now
staying at my sisters lmao
>>61302125
>wanting your gramma to die
>>61302177
I would never have to help her with her computer again
>>61302125
Tell her to just turn it off and on.
>>61273003
I want to cum on her feet if you know what I'm saying lads haha
>ywn live as a hobbit in hobbiton during the middle ages
SUFFERING
What is your guilty pleasure to watch on Youtube, buds?
Mine are all the react videos tb h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TXKVL3Jyto
>>61302303
What did he mean by this?
>>61302406
Id rathet live as a soldier in Winterfell
gud afternoon /cum/-chan
>>61302580
I still watch some videos from the Yogscast. I never got into the whole let's play thing aside from them, and I haven't yet fully let go
>>61302931
hi honey
tfw cajunboo
>mom called me to go over because she made my favorite dish
>I just brushed my teeth
rip flavor
>>61303092
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SHRIYEMP
>>61302843
>winterfell
literal shit
>>61302931
afternoon, cana-chan
>>61303465
oi
Heil Stark
Jon "North Reich" Snow will nake the North Great Again
>>61303441
redpill me on the po' boy
>>61303753
The p' 'oy? I dislike shrimp, I'm more a 'troit 'za man myself
>>61303465
is it just me or is winterfell in the show just like a dumpy little fort
I never read the books but I thought it was supposed to be an ancient city and impenetrable castle
>>61303931
They spent all the budget on kings landing
there was a black bear sitting in the middle of the road today like a lazy little shit
there's no fucking bears in delaware what's he doing there
>>61303907
>I dislike shrimp
You're not one of those "I don't like seafood" types, are you? I don't trust those people.
>>61304421
No, all the shrimp I've had is chewy as hell and doesn't taste very good, especially for the price
I like fish filet, never had squid etc.
I've only ever lived in Colorado/Arizona so
>>61304717
Arizona and colorado
Landlocked memeholes. He's never tasted fresh seafood
what is your mom doing right now?
>>61304870
Makes me wonder what the hell you do to shrimp to make it chewy.
Even Long John Silver's shrimp isn't chewy.
Is there a slang word in English for the "prison whore" ?
>>61304526
>tfw in the prairies and all shrimp is frozen to shit
>>61305381
Starfish
>>61305381
Yes but 4chan probably isn't the best source to learn genuine prison slang. They said "prag" in Oz
>>61305049
Animations and videos for "special kids with special needs"
>>61305381
(you)
is there a lake in your city
penis goes in vagina
but not my penis! never my penis!
>>61305929
no, just 2 lame rivers that people always dump bodies into
make new tred
Vaginas look gross. Like a wound that never healed.
Not saying I wouldn't put my benis in one but still.
>>61306294
gotchu senpai
>>61306395
>>61306395
>>61306395
My sister is a stupid social justice warrior who believes a black man or woman could play James fucking Bond
She also things women are equally capable soldiers as men but shouldn't be drafted
Fuck does England do this to all women?
>>61306533
Welcome to the present.
>>61306533
mental retardation must be a family thing
>>61306657
Poverty must run in the family
>>61276162
Thanks bro. I know this is what I must do.
And its not like I have trouble finding other girls to fuck.
Its just that I genuinely dont want to fuck other women. I want to fuck her.
Ive been ruined. I guess my only option is to continue fucking other women and drinking myself into forgetting.
checkem
