Tea edition
/balt/
maisie
charli's arse
Gibraltar edition
/pengtings/
how do you know the result from gibraltar?
This general is going to have to shut down for a few weeks after Remain wins
Tomorrow I will sit on the white cliffs of Dover, drink a spitfire, and listen to an ending by Brian Eno, thinking of how wonderful Great Britain could have been if we'd just left the EU. A single tear will drop down my face, and then and there I shall end everything by dropping down the cliff edge.
I want to wish you all the best in your future endeavours, it's been a pleasure.
Asuka.
>>61187286
Metro also had a full ''VOTE REMAIN'' front page on Tuesday iirc.
Fucking cunts.
Need a Nara gf
>>61187351
Only 12 people live there and its a timezone ahead
B R E M A I N = Pussy slaying niggerdick masterrace
Brexit = Clinical cucks
>823 Leave
THANK YOU BASED ROCKMONKEYS
>>61187362
Brian Eno is pro-EU
LEAVE BTFO
sort your mics out you cunts
>THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR
First we gonna ROCK
Then we gonna ROLL
Then we let it POP
DON'T LET IT GO
/brit/ gonna give it to ya, we gon give it to ya
/brit/ gonna give it to ya, we gon give it to ya
All in here
>>61184220
>>61184220
>>61184220
>>61184220
>>61187369
yet you'll never get to use it
>96%
North Korea-tier.
FUCKING ROCKNIGGERS REEEEEE
>The United Kingdom of Great Remain and Northern Ireland
>Tomorrow I will sit on the white cliffs of Dover, drink a spitfire, and listen to an ending by Brian Eno, thinking of how wonderful Great Britain could have been if we'd just left the EU. A single tear will drop down my face, and then and there I shall end everything by dropping down the cliff edge.
Explain in your own words why Britain "would be great if we left the EU"
ROCK MONKEYS
>tfw pretending to be a Remainer because I don't want to look like a loser
>>61187398
Remain opening strong.
FUCKIN HELL GIBRALTAR JUST WENT ALL IN FOR REMAIN
http://www.bbc.com/news/politics/eu_referendum/results
>>61187448
and gibraltar!
>>61187408
>A FUCKING ROCK
>>61187347
What's wrong with her face?
>>61187483
yes we're watching it live well done
>>61187457
full control over international and domestic policy by a democratically elected local government
Possibly 62% for leave in sunderland.
Ohhh shiit, it's happening.
>hate muslims
>find paki women very attractive
Saw a paki girl in H&M today with her hambeast friend and she was fucking gorgeous. I'd have let her sit on my face.
>Sunderland might be as high as 62% in favour of Brexit
Fucking hell lads, if this is true it's back on.
Voted ukip and remain
>>61187483
Why doesn't Gibraltar just become a part of Spain if they love the EU so much?
It seems that Leave is winning on the British Isles after all...
Yes, yes very well done Brexitors, very well done Brexitors....
HOWEVER
>>61187139
https://twitter.com/RaheemRashid/status/746109712467431424
might put on my simpsons pyjama's tonight for a change
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN RESULTS
>>61187552
>tfw got a paki gf
I don't get it, why is everyone acting as if Leave has lost already? Only Gibraltar has declared their results as far as I know
How can anyone be so cute, but so edgy at the same time?
>>61187552
>H&M
haha look at this working class peon
idk why people are freaking out already when nothing has even happened yet
Man, this Farage guy is full of crap. Do people actually buy this shit?
>An ex-banker leads an Anti-establishment Party
>>61187552
>shitskin
>Gorgeous
Its time you call the men in the white coats.
>>61187597
Because trolls.
>>61187597
this is a meme post using a template from /sp/
>>61187278
>Brexit failed
>RELEASE THE REFUGEES <merkel opening the gate to uk>
>Dimblebey saying iPhone instead of mobile phone
BBC STOP THIS PRODUCT PLACEMENT
>>61187552
>paki boys look ugly as fuck, like they aren't even trying to be human
>paki girls look cute
What is my brain trying to tell me?
i just realized everyone is always attacking poland and he has no choice but to side with someone who just got done abusing him against someone who is currently abusing him
poor little guy
>>61187433
very true. hopefully the size will make up for my lack of experience
>>61187604
Ah yes Canada
Hope whatever happens it's at least 55 to 45
>>61187597
the markets
ie everyone intelligent thinks that remain will win
>>61187552
My parents outright told me that if I marry a non-white girl they will disinherit me.
t. upper middle class lad
>>61187593
Lucky. Kinda want a paki GF just so I can make the ugly mussie men jealous.
>>61187602
You can get some nice streetwear from there. Bet I earn more than you.
>>61187362
You don't follow Brian Eno on social media, do you?
>>61187625
>Comes from a country that isn't even a real country
>Disses Farage
Tut tut
lel
>>61187449
>cokeposting
>Drunkposting
>posting at work/family gatherings
>suicide threats
>layered ironic depression
> real nigga hours
>post ironic shitposting
>typing with dick
Literally me
>>61187651
she looks better than the average mexican
>>61187625
>quite frankly, a non country
>>61187582
>In a referendum in 2002 the people of Gibraltar soundly rejected a joint sovereignty proposal on which Spain and the United Kingdom were said to have reached "broad agreement".
> The British Government has stated that it would "never ... enter into an agreement on sovereignty without the agreement of the Government of Gibraltar and their people".
Gibraltar fuckin hates Spain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61187626
>"farage was a banker" meme still going in 2016
>Gibraltar is part of England
What is this meme?
>>61187552
sexi pakis are GOAT tbf
>>61187582
They had a referendum on that 14 years ago and they overwhelmingly voted to remain British.
>>61187658
Gibraltar was always going to be 90% remain due to the fact that they rely on free movement into Spain. Fuck off ignorant Yanks
>>61187702
is this japan or hong kong ffs
Haha, Farage already making conspiracy excuses.
Come on...
getting the nightly dose of h3h3 lads
>>61187625
Ive never heard him say something i dont agree with, that said i dont really pay attention to his local stuff, just his speeches demonizing the EU, which are all spot on. It is literally the 4th reich, churchill was right about germans, and i am in no way exaggerating, kidding, speaking with hyperbole, or anything else, when i say they aught to be eradicated.
I dont know where the cool landsknechts of the 12th and 13th centurys went, but i dont think modern germans are even the same species.
Fucking hell farage saying the government rigged it by getting more people to register to vote
Fuck off somewhere else if you don't like democracy
If you think more people voting is a bad thing you then you hate Britain and its people
>>61187716
Gibraltar is part of Europe anon
>>61187642
The funny thing is that if Britain brexits, that'll almost certainly trigger a Scottish independence referendum, and Scotland wants to remain.
If Scotland becomes independent, they'll definitely join the EU, and then refugees can get into England and Wales through Scotland.
really makes you think
>>61187642
>implying they wouldn't vindictively release said floodgates if we leave
>>61187691
no simpson posting?
>>61187754
he didn't say rigged it you spastic
>Only a "marginal" result for Remain in Newcastle
Wew lad... might be closer than we think this.
Brilliant speech from Are Nige there
>>61187673
>implying economists are intelegent
>>61187774
He implied it was an underhanded tactic allowing more people to register for 48 hours.
Ridiculous statement.
>>61187602
Literally no one cares about buying stuff from H&M. There's some interview why they're asking all this old money types where their outfits for the Met Gala were from and they admit H&M. Its literally only middle class twats who obsess over class.
>being surprised at this result
Also whats up with all the anti-Gibraltar cucks tonight
>>61187756
You don't say.
Holy fuck TfL are incompetent twats
Fucking Cannon Street is fucked man
Absolutely fucked
>>61187598
good taste
>>61187827
remove monkey
If brexit wins I'll get nigels face tattooed on my arse and post it on /brit/
https://discord.gg/Vxn8J
https://discord.gg/Vxn8J
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ DISCORD
>>61187793
>all UKIPers are billion year olds
actually feel a bit embarrassed for you leave lads
>>61187742
Kippers have been going on about people rubbing out pencil votes all week lad so they make sure to use pens.
>>61187793
Crowd looks like its made up of an old people's home on a day out
>Ed Millipede
Kek.
>>61187725
>>61187552
Google "serina - ruined orgasm"
MUH
FUCKING
DICK
Find a paki more attractive than the one in that video. I dare you.
>>61187808
>any old cunt can be a forex trader
FOY
>>61187684
No. I enjoy his music and I don't want to ruin that by taking note of what he thinks.
>>61187754
Fuck me carswell going directly against him
Ukip only have one Mp and they still have a backbench rebellion!
who going to /AUS/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>London over 70% remain
>Getting more people involved in the political process is always a good thing.
Why does this meme persist?
>>61187893
its all computers these days
if economists know what they are doing why are there recessions?
Brexit odds plummeting
>>61187876
fuck off you paki cunt
>>61187888
She looks a bit downy with the eyes.
>>61187827
why didn't you answer my question about whether or not most Gibraltonians spoke Spanish
>>61187827
I'm brexit as fuck but it only makes sense to vote remain if you're in Gibraltars geographical position, ignore these muppets
>>61187767
No, unfortunately I have never simpsonposted
And I shan't start tonight, thank you very much
I'm a bit drunk lads, standing in Cannon Street station waiting for a train
Find me
>>61187910
>Ukip only have one Mp and they still have a backbench rebellion!
kek. Carswell would be better for the party desu. He seems more respectable and hasnt said anything that could be viewed as racist/ race baiting
ONE MP AND THEY STILL HAVE A BACKBENCH REBELLION LMFAO
>>61187922
my borough is gonna be like 70% leave i reckon
Black day for the EU, the brits will keep interfering in her affairs.
>>61187888
virus don't click
>>61187827
Gibraltar is Spanish
SCOTLAND FOREVER
EUROPEAN SUPERSTATE NOW
GAS THE ENGLISH
NIGEL WILL NEVER BE AN MP
REMAIN HAVE WON
Douglas Carswell is going to replace Farage as UKIP leader
>>61187937
christ im not even going to bother
>>61187915
quality
>Carswell distancing himself from Farage
Coup d'etat
>shan't
what?
>>61187980
You motherfucker
>we literally just let Spain vote in our referendum
>>61188014
Shall not
>>61187827
Look after the Barbary Macaques for me
might play some more cheeky kirby
>>61187944
>all those who disagree with me are pakis
if you had a higher IQ you might appreciate how embarrassing this is for you
>>61188034
thanks pirate friend
is paddy ashdown going to be eating a fedora tonight
>>61188014
Can not = can't
Shall not = shan't
CARSWELL LEADER BY THE END OF THE NIGHT
THE LEADER IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE LEADER
>>61187949
Yeah lad were all fluent
Just woke up from my nap lads
>>61188059
no problem mon amigo
Why does Scotland ruin everything?
Phew, I'm so glad that the odds are stacking in favour for Remain.
Don't feel bad guys we'll be stronger together at the end of the day.
70% leave in Newcastle!!!
>>61187981
https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/746112101500993536
nooo
>>61187981
>GAS THE ENGLISH
Right away, sir.
>>61187962
post pic
Just posted my vote lads
>if you had a higher IQ you might appreciate how embarrassing this is for you
>>61188058
it's so obvious how new you are to this general
>>61188091
This is offensive to us jews.
ah yes, the postal vote
>>61188062
Hope they randomly get Galloway on again desu. even if he has nothing to do with this
lol
>eyes always look so narrow
>decide to actively try and keep them open more so I don't look tired all the time
>go to work of first day of trying to open them more
>open my eyes slightly more
>people are acting strange towards me all day
>avoiding eye contact
>avoiding in general
>whispering about me
>go home
>do the eye thing in the mirror
>looks really overdone
>look like some scary as fuck, smacked up psychopath
Guess I'll just stick with my sleepy looking eyes.
what's the irish version of shut it down?
>>61188068
think you're being a bit sarcastic
i just wanted to know
>>61188113
>calling people a paki is just a meme >:D
low IQ runt
https://twitter.com/JOHNROB79/status/746103773806862337
>>61188141
Fucking hell why the fuck are we letting random parts of Spain vote?? Fucking rigged
If leave is leading maybe they'll announce fucking MADRID'S remain votes!!!
>>61188140
Can't believe he only got 1% in the London Mayoral elections
>>61188177
well done for proving my point
>they're 99% leave !!!
>>61188200
really makes you think
>>61188200
ITS HAPPENING
friends with five (5) people going to the olympics from here
absolutely mad
*opens /brit/*
*measures the average IQ*
ahh yes good the runt pit is maturing nicely
*closes /brit/*
Should be getting Sunderland soon. Wew.
>this slimy letter guy
>>61188200
Like I said, letting humans count votes is retarded
I guarantee you the majority of the referendums carried out around the world don't really mean anything
>>61188216
no one expected leave to get many votes in gibraltar, are you braindead?
>>61188260
>>61188260
hey come back
>>61188260
Oh, I've matured for you, big boy. Come here, get some of this boipucci
>tfw mate is shagging her
>>61188213
>well done for *inhales through mouth* proving my point *exhales through mouth*
well done for proving mine, runt
PLEASE BRITAIN PLEASE
END GLOBALISM
I WANT NATIONALISM
WE'RE BETTER SEPARATE
Oh for fucks sake Britain....
1/382 declared its like watching cricket x
Steve Baker is my favourite MP tbqh
>>61188200
I voted in pen
>>61188282
All votes should be counted by humans. If not, then you're putting votes into a black box (computer) and trusting that it'll put out the correct count.
With people it's distributed and even a few cretins can't change the vote massively, and there's people watching.
The way we vote is the best way possible.
>>61188318
"no"
>>61188325
post fucking machines
>>61188143
goddamn why the fuck are you guys always so fucking autistic
>>61188316
>normies have sex
whats new
Might go on holiday to Gibraltar lads
boring
going to watch some vipissy instead
If you guys think you're getting shit now, just wait until the Aussies get up
>>61188362
rock monkey
>>61188316
dw i'll send you a few pics l8er ;)
Reminder 1.3 million Brits live in America
America is 80% pro-brexit.
>>61188325
What?
>>61188347
>and even a few cretins can't change
It's 80% fraud
>>61188325
Forgot pic
>>61188325
sorry I don't recognise Israeli posts without fuckmachine webms attached
Constantly having weirdly detailed and realistic dreams about love and family, but they're always tragic. Somebody dies, I fall out with someone, some of them I kill someone. It seems that every dream I have is pretty morose to be honest.
Should I go get meds?
>>61188200
She could be doing a lot of different things, also she'd have to alter A LOT of votes to even have a decent impact. I'm sure nobody would say anything if they saw somebody alter hundreds of votes.
>>61188400
please be fucking fake
get this cunts out of our country
>>61188318
>END GLOBALISM
erm sweetie...
>>61188343
Good lad
So did I
just booked a hotel
>>61188416
these*
>POOCASTLE
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
>>61188408
I keep having dreams about meeting nice girls and then sometimes kissing them
it's pretty great but then i wake up
pirates BTFO hahahaha
>>61188400
HAHAHAHAHAH THE ENGLISH ARE SO KEKED
>>61188400
NEWCASTLE VOTE REMAIN
LEAVE BTFO
SCOTLAND FOREVER
EUROPEAN SUPERSTATE NOW
GAS THE ENGLISH
NIGEL WILL NEVER BE AN MP
>>61188282
Paper votes are near impossible to be rigged because everyone is watching for that (inc police plus the people taking part as candidates) and the slightest hint of rigging would lead to a massive lockdown with police watching everything.
Computer voting is terrible and often messes up and the inclusion of software complicates security massively from just having to secure the boxes and the counting rooms to having to protect from cyber attacks etc. The most famous fuck up is the BUsh vs Gore case when the US voting machines fucked up in America.
Plus we have been voting by paper for centuries and so know pretty much every method you could try to rig a vote
JHOLY SHITUITUHTB
>>61188442
ooh, where you off to?
remain is guaranteed to win, why even dispute this?
>>61188464
soft lad?
>20 people voted for both
Retarded Geordies
hmm
isn't poocastle meant to be fairly remain?
>>61188318
>END GLOBALISM
LEAVE BTFO
FUCK OFF NEWCASTLE
>>61188400
>people fly that racist flag in this day and age
Fucking disgraceful, good on the voters for putting pressure on the club to take them down.
>>61188100
Not posting a picture of my face obvs
that's good news if they were expecting an easy remain win there
why is Gibralater so pro-EU? tourism?
Reminder Newcastle were expected to get at least 60% remain
>>61188408
You'll probably be alright lad, it's only a dream. Just don't think about it too much before you sleep.
WEW LAD. Leave less than 2 thousand votes behind in Newcastle
IT'S HAPPENING
>>61188498
NEWCASTLE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 62% REMAIN
>only have to post in /lat/ to get a shit tonne of (you)'s
(((Newcastle)))
Fucking Northern monkeys
>>61188485
grimsby arcade
It's gonna be close lads
>>61188416
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656593/It-looks-like-EDL-rally-Polling-station-told-England-flags-angry-voters-complain-bias-favour-Brexit.html
Nope
Holy fucking shit, lads.
This is a great result for leave.
Good result for leave that
>>61188471
It's a good thing we can trust the police to be honest and not cover anything up, huh?
Very good result for Brexit
>>61188518
Economy requires open border
>referandum
49.3% to 50.7%
very impressive
>>61188533
It's lovely this time of year. Definitely the most vibrant locale I've ever visited
>tfw I ejaculate a good 2 feet when I cum
It gets everywhere
50.7 thats fucking close
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MARKETS INSTANTLY DROPPING
THE POUND JUST FUCKING TANKED
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
Fuck sake Gibraltar
Do you want to go back to Spain? Under 5% voted to leave the EU
>>61188530
piRATA ajasksak
>>61188518
EU allows them to function as a tax haven
I LOVE YOU NEWKY FUCKS
*swigs newky brown*
>>61188549
Not an argument Rorke
>>61188463
I recently had a dream that this girl I spoke to a few years ago met up with me again, and we fell in love and she desperately wanted to see me, I walked home and she said 'I love you' I looked back and just walked away.
I went on her Facebook and she's been in a relationship for the past year.
>>61187822
The quality at H&M is atrocious though. Shit falls apart as soon as you leave the shop
>>61188532
close desu
3/3 REMAIN
THANK YOU BASED ORKNEYS
>>61188538
>>61188543
Can someone explain why this is a good result?
I thought northerners were more euroscpetic?
THE FIRE RISES
fucking hell lads
Brazilian qt just sent me a video of her playing the organ
her fucking feet my word lads
my word
BASED ORKNEY
What does rejected ballots mean? People that drew at dick over it?
at last the consensus was British ppl welcome refugees and Muslims
I hope you spend happy life with them
>>61188584
Well this will probably be the last time I get to post this.
WE WILL BE REBORN FROM THE FIRES OF CHAOS.
Naga is cute. CUTE.
>>61188565
Yes, yes very well done...
>>61188613
About 10 years ago the quality of clothes there was so much better.
Where are you all getting these live results from?
>UK remaining
Pathetic lads
>>61188625
>feet
REMAINIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>61188613
No it doesn't you fucking spacker
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>61188654
watch bbc1
>>61188532
England CUUCKED by it's colonies
POETRY
>>61188560
Just buy some artillery and charge a tax on any ship wanting to enter or exit the mediterranean
>>61188654
here's one with a map
http://www.bbc.com/news/politics/eu_referendum/results
What time roughly will we know the result?
>>61188463
>I have these dreams too
>I can feel their body heat, it's so real
>then I wake up
>>61188509
what happened at cannon street
>>61188633
I means they didn't put a cross in just one box
>>61188618
Cities are multicultural and generally more left leaning in the UK. Newcastle should have been 60%+ for remain.
>>61188654
It's on BBC1 all night mate
>>61188656
you won't trick me into posting her tum
>>61188687
What is SHET and ORK?
>>61188668
KEK
E
K
>>61188689
Nobody knows because everyone is counting slowly so Leave can't win.
>>61188689
7am. Breakfast time ish
need a link to a good gbp/usd live graph tracker please
>>61188509
>imgur filename
>>61188613
yeah that usually happens when you buy things too small you fat cunt
>select all store fronts until there are none left
>multiple correct solutions required
OR
>legacy captcha
>freezes my browser for 10 seconds whenever the "hard" captchas you typically get when rapid cross-board posting load
JUST
>>61188549
>implying some new recruit cop is on the books of the conspirators of major election fraud
Ah yes, this brexiter logic
>>61188633
it means they voted leave
>>61188667
H&M is only slightly higher quality than Primary, so pretty bad.
>>61188682
>newcastle
>colony
if our shitholes are colonies our toilets must be yours.
>>61188668
So it's gone back to what it was at 10pm yesterday... Oh the horror.
Do like to see bankers get fucked though, haha. They bet big on remain.
>>61188668
>>61188719
It's just stock holders shuffling their shares around
he tried it
>>61188654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
join the brit/pol/ stream
This better be leave I tell you what lads
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN OUT PLACES
WORN OUT FACES
Just put £100 on Remain
>>61188668
>not getting in on the pound now
london is the financial capital of the world, its not like they wont become filthy rich once they kick out the multicultralism shitters and go back to selling opium to china
>mfw got a monkey on leave
it's actually going quite well isn't it?
Holy fuck
Newcastle was meant to be a REMAIN LANDSLIDE
GBP/USD is down $.025 in the last hour, EUR/GBP up .005 in the same period
ordinarily a bad thing ofc but today that's a good indicator brexit is going to win. fingers crossed, but it's been pretty wild since 4 Eastern
Hope none of you fuckers voted remain, you've sold us to slavery from unelected aristocrats and retards
NEWCASTLE MORE LIKE WEWCASTLE
New thread
>>61188792
>>61188792
>>61188792
John Curtis is falling apart
Honestly lads I genuinely don't know what's going to happen
Reminder that John Curtice predicted an 8 percentage point win for Remain.
Literal poo is coming out of his anus on TV right now.
So many spastics in this thread not understanding that an extremely slim (0.7%) win for remain in Newcastle is a FANTASTIC result for leave.
Filthy political casuals. Forget how many plebs there are on here.
>remain 57.3
>leave 42.7
TOPKEK
Gonna have a wank lads, hope there'll be some happenings by the time I get back.
>>61188779
>unironically giving a shit about Wigan
>>61188668
THE BRITS HAVE ANGERED THE MERCHANTS
HOW DARE THEY BREAK THE CONDITIONING
OY
VEEEEEEEY
NEW THREAD LADS
>>61188843
>>61188843
>>61188843
>>61188761
Newcastle is a comfy city tbqh
>>61188812
Fuck me literally got deleted in seconds kek
>>61188824
The entire BBC coverage is bringing people on to say that they dont know what will happen.
>>61188814
>couldnt work out 20% of 45,000,000
>POSTAL VOTES HIGHLY IN FAVOUR OF LEAVE
>20% OF VOTES WERE POSTAL VOTES
>>61188808
So, the House of Lords? :^)
Carswell of UKIP criticising UKIP Leader Nigel Farage for the poster he released concerning Refugees entering Europe.
>>61188667
Yes it is, H&M is almost as bad as River Island in terms of quality. You pay £3 for a t-shirt, you get what you pay for.
had a beautiful orgasm
>>61188872
Nigel Farage is going to disappear after this, no matter what happens
>>61188863
I love it
I live for this shit
>>61188799
Yeah
Orkney and Gibraltar were expected landslides for remain but Newcastle was close as fuck despite being predicted 60%+
I hate this aki "Scot" T-B-H
>>61188837
Trying to explain this to my mum right now desu
I wish they'd just play some classical music or something and then a beep for a new result instead of people talking.
>>61188890
The quality of material isn't that bad desu. The main thing I hate about primark is that their idea of fashion is Vicky pollard
What does anyone think of Theresa May replacing Cameron? They're saying that May might replace Cameron, even if he wins.
this woman sounds like she is about to cry lol
BASED SUNDERLAND
Sunderland confirmed for saviours of Britain
Independence for Sunderland pls
I am very interested to see what Leeds and Harrogate vote for (Harrogate/Leeds lad here)