REFERENDUM EDITION
http://www.bbc.com/news/politics/eu_referendum/results
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN BY AN INCH OR A MILE
WINNING IS WINNING
maisie
>cuckney
Goddamn it...
how do you get reddit flags on a new thread post?
I'm going to beat the shit outta you
>>61188893
post fucking machines
>Ahmed-Sheik
JUST
The media is cramming remain down peoples throats
it's really quite pathetic
big of carswell to admit the poster was stupid + extending the deadline isnt cheating
Do you like refugees?
Really?
LEAVE FOR ELLIE
What will you do if Leave somehow win?
Sky or BBC lads
NEVERENDUM
>>61188893
Remain will win and Britain will finally take in some refugees. Thank god.
NEWCASTLE WAS MEANT TO BE A REMAIN LANDSLIDE. FUCK. THIS IS GOING TO BE CLOSE.
>>61188942
Only the nice ones
Who /leave/ here?
>>61188913
use 4chan x quick reply to make the thread
>less than 0.5% counted
So fucking tense.
>>61188926
i don't know how to interpret this information
>>61188956
>Sky or BBC
Truly you are not British
>>61188949
tell me frogfu voted leave
>>61188936
let me tell you about you are country
Going to wank over this video and pretend shes playing (with) my organ
>>61188954
Run around naked outside and scream with happinesa
>>61188959
Germany deserves a break tbf.
>>61188960
purely an anomaly
Gonna be fun watching /brit/ slowly turn from excited to bitter today.
>>61188936
How is that different from the media literally calling Trump a Nazi?
>>61188926
Wish i knew how to shortsell desu. If thats even possible with currency at midnight. YOu could make a fortune on the dips and surges that will happen all night
Going to make a cup of tea and have some ice cream
What am I like, aye
>>61188956
>even asking this
Fuck off Fernando
>>61188980
RED DOWN BAD POUND DOWN BANKS SCARED
Asuka.
ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN LADS
>>61188985
I can tell you about your cunt's media, cunt
>going to singapore next week
>haven't bought my singapore dollars
>>61188980
Brexit looking more of a possibility.
VALUE OF THE POUND JUST SHOT US
http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=GBP&to=USD&view=1D
>>61189018
do you read the financial times? are you a banker? do you get banker bonuses?
PLEASE DONT WAKE UP TOMORROW
PLEASE DONT WAKE UP TOMORROW
PLEASE DONT WAKE UP TOMORROW
PLEASE DONT WAKE UP TOMORROW
PLEASE DONT WAKE UP TOMORROW
Why is the SNP allowed but not the BNP???
ummm racist much
Lads , referendum theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik
britcucks lmao
SCOTLAND FOREVER
EUROPEAN SUPERSTATE NOW
GAS THE ENGLISH
NIGEL WILL NEVER BE AN MP
SCOTLAND FOREVER
EUROPEAN SUPERSTATE NOW
GAS THE ENGLISH
NIGEL WILL NEVER BE AN MP
SCOTLAND FOREVER
EUROPEAN SUPERSTATE NOW
GAS THE ENGLISH
NIGEL WILL NEVER BE AN MP
>>61188960
we have had 2 declarations out of 382 lad. Dont go claiming a victory yet
hahahahaha pirates BTFO
Somebody touched my penis as a child and I've never told anybody apart from right now. I think my girlfriend senses something wrong about how much I hate my childhood and I can't quite bare to tell her
>>61189051
currently consulting my financial manager on my index tracker
*tuts*
*ruffles big pink newspaper*
Sophie...
>>61189004
Praying they remain, will be a massive bore otherwise
>>61188999
And Britain needs to be held responsible for destroying the African continent. Losing their empire wasnt punishment enough.
After the Remain side wins Cameron can finally follow orders and open the borders without pressure.
going out to vote lads
haha woops, almost forgot my trousers
*there are tears streaming down my face as I amile brightly, but I show little to no notice*
seeya lads
>>61189029
Make sure to spit out your gum on the sidewalks they love it there
>>61189007
that helps trump
>>61189064
3, orkney one sneaked in
You people need to look on the upside too, the EU does loads of nice things. Besides you Brits act as if your own government isn't authoritarian. One way or another a Brexit wouldn't change much for the better.
Excited Remain campaigners at Camden count say they believe that edging up to 80 percent of the borough has voted to stay in the EU.
>Cuckmannanshire
BETTING ODDS FOR LEAVE AT BEST EVER
APPROACHING 50/50
Low turnout in Scotland
do the lads at financial times use f.lux and that's why the paper is all orange
>>61188959
I thought Germany needed all those refugees in order to plug their human labour shortage. You should keep them to yourself.
>>61189026
not all of our media is leave you smelly y*nk
the daily mail for for leave :^)
>>61189086
sophie
What is it about the north east that allows them to declare so quick? I don't understand
I signed my ballot paper "death to traitors, freedom for england"
>>61189071
do you have pedo thoughts? I've heard if ur molested or raped as a kid u turn into a pedo as well
I don't really even care about the result I'm just here to see /brit/ react to the results
>>61189092
dumb sheep/fucker frog poster
BASED CLACKMANNANSHIRE
SCOTLAND FOREVER
>>61189122
really makes you think
>>61189093
>implying this wont be used as leverage for years to come
A weak victory for remain will be terrible for the eu.
>Leave takes a commanding lead
>gets cut down throughout the night
>Remain reclaims the taly in the final moments
>Leave voters committing mass suicide
>>61189071
that happened to me too but i loved my childhood
why can't scotland just fuck off
>newcastle was supposed to be about 66-70% remain
oh dear...
*plays the tuba loudly*
Bitches know they can't catch me
Cute, sexy and my ride's sporty
Those slugs know they can't catch me
Beep beep, so let's ride
>>61189109
Get fucked. The EU is cancer.
I wish I could follow the Brexit all night. I'm certain you'll remain under my rule for another generation Britain. Now excuse me while I go to bed so I can wake up to go to Brussels tomorrow.
>>61189059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
LEAVE
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND GREAT GRANDFATHER DIDN'T FIGHT IN TWO WORLD WARS JUST TO GET KEKED A FEW DECADES LATER
(puts on football chant voice)
FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
>>61189138
Nothing else to do there
>>61189164
mark you devil
>one way or t'other
>>61189172
Remove waffle
Remain is really going to win, isn't it? The fucking cowards all want to "keep the status quo", as if that ever fucking solved anything or ever went well in the past. Our ONE FUCKING CHANCE to shake shit up and maybe make things better, and you pussies fucking chickened out. Fuck you all.
>>61189126
But it will take time until all these highly skilled people are integrated an thats why you should take some of these poor humans in in the meantime, while our shelters are full.
>>61189092
Kinda want a leave though just because the memes will be better.
at one hand, Brexit would fucking break Germany, at other, it'll fucking fucking break UK. I don't know what's better. Maybe breaking Germany is better than breaking yourselves.
>>61189140
Thankfully not. I have a pretty extreme hatred towards nonces and benders to be honest.
CLACKMANANSHIRE
>>61189188
Is this you on vacation in Washington: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8 ?
>>61189202
baby want milk mama
why do you blame Scotland?
How big is this Newcastle result?
IT'S HAPPENING
>my mates American Internet mate is currently having a mental breakdown on Facebook chat because I said I voted leave
He thinks that it's gonna cause a global economic meltdown and he also thinks that UKIP are a neo Nazi party and that were voting them in after brexit
I took the piss and he called me an ignorant racist and sent me a John Oliver video on the subject so I could "educate" myself
>>61189096
i am smuggling heroin in, stuffed in a condom in my bumhole
>it's a fat, shouty scottish dyke episode
fuck off you irrelevant piece of shit
>>61189204
It's going well so far.
SCUMDERLAND VOTES LEAVW
>>61189221
>yanks
erm?
>>61188986
Is it Keure_ or AppleE?
>>61189202
god, tits are such a fucking stupid thing to be attracted to when I take a step back
can't fight it though
>BLUNDERLAND
>>61189207
Nah, that's okay Germany. You encouraged all those people to hike across the Balkans, you can accommodate them when they arrive.
CRUSHING DEFEAT
IN THE LEAD
>>61189204
Humans aren't reliable desu
They eat up the media bullshit and always have and always will let things go to shit
FUCKING SUNDERCUNTS
>>61189236
And that was the last we ever saw of that /brit/on
BASED MACKEMS BREXIT CONFIRMED
>>61189228
pretty bad desu, newcastle was meant to be remain by a huge margin.
>>61189215
>it'll fucking fucking break UK
nonsense. At the absolute minimum, they have more supercarriers than anyone else in europe.
>>61189169
Why? It doesn't cost that much sure I'm not saying it's great but don't pretend it's absolutely terrible, you're overreacting like some child.
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
SUNDERLAND
LEAVE UP BY 30.000
>>61189202
x ray it
What's the significance of the cuckmannanshire results?
*holds out a cup to collect the UKIP tears*
Sunderland
Remain 51,930
Leave 82,000
total 134,400
just came all over my chair
Leave is now officially winning
SUNDERLAND SUNDERLAND SUNDERLAND
LEAVE WIN UN SUNDERLAND
Look at those working class bald heads and round faces
REMAIN BTFO
>>61189277
And nothing of value was lost
LEAVE WINNING
LEAVE WINNING
LEAVE WINNING
LEAVE WINNING
LEAVE WINNING
>>61189296
>Remain 51,930
>Leave 82,000
>total 134,400
Those numbers don't add up
FUCKING RIGGED
synderland officially the out capital of uk
Getting comfy before I nod off lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw
>>61189234
>John Oliver
BRITISH POUND INSTANTLY DROPPED 4%
>>61189287
Based dirty northern bastards.
FUCKING
HABBENING
>>61189259
>You encouraged all those people to hike across the Balkans
No, the west bombing Africa and Arabia and supporting dictators in that region did that.
SUNDERLAND
*claps*
shithole protest vote just like always.
Got a free bet when I bet on leave, but didn't realise. Now they've closed betting on the referendum.
Could have won £240 instead of just £120 if leave wins.
:(
What shall I bet on, lads?
(Sunderland woman sounds like she wants to cry)
Woo Sunderland! 61.3% leave
SUNDERLAND
>>61189240
better version
FUCKING YES SON
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
What the fuck happened to the 80% turnout meme?
BANTERLAND
BANTERLAND
BANTERLAND
BANTERLAND
BANTERLAND
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
>>61189254
neither
>>61189234
Tell him hes not a real american. Tell him than an american on 4chan said that, just before you block him. You dont need him.
BASED SUNDERLAND
BASED SUNDERLAND
I like how they made sure the vote was on when there wasn't any football
Quite entertaining this
>>61189281
So does that mean Leave has a chance?
LADS
IT'S ONLY FUCKING
B E G U N
E
G
U
N
HOLD YOUR HORSES
>ALL THE REMAINERS GONE QUIET
WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
REMAIN BRFO
>>61189326
FREEEEEE
FREEE FALLING
>>61189320
Totals include spoiled ballots.
>>61189360
Jews BTFO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
almost in tears poor woman
GET FUCKING FUCKED REMAINERS. FUCK YES SUNDERLAND.
>>61189377
kek
fucking love are jezza i do
EU DEAD
>>61189379
cuck
>>61189361
Lazy Scots bring down the average
>>61189360
Bwahahaha. Holy SHIT.
Lads, buy at the end of today.
BBC Page not auto-updating for me
>>61189323
We've got bigger wins than that to come in lad
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING MY BELIEF IS BACK WHO FUCKING HYPED HERE
All my leftie arrogant student friends right now on literal suicide watch
It's not over yet!
reminder that socialists ( Newcastle and Sunderland ) are in favour of leaving and that is why projections were wrong
We won't miss you, cunts
>>61189424
Watch the live link
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
WTF I LOVE SUNDERLAND NOW
>>61189221
>yank chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpGCGtCVsE
Raise your game, kiddos
>>61189405
got sad seeing this
:(
>>61189360
>yfw $1=£1.01
BURN IT ALL DOWN
>yfw brexit triggers a civil war
The shitposting on /int/ would be glorious
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4piz63/the_big_polling_is_closed_lets_party_thread_post/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61189433
give link
>>61189283
let's see.
>>61189377
lel
>>61189227
The Brits alway blame scotland
Damn that pound crash
This'll be a fun night
Hold on guys
How much does the bbc piss away on these fancy voting graphics?
>>61189391
Its like an election lad. Whoever leads early in the night doesnt matter
>>61189421
People were saying Newcastle/ Sunderland had 80% when its just 65% ish
>>61189453
Wouldn't mind a war fought entirely by shitposting desu
>Pound devaulued like fuck
What the hell guys
SUNDERLAND
>>61189335
>the West
Who? And it's funny how it didn't lead to any mass migration situations the last dozen times that happened.
you idiots know remain's going to retake the leave right?
>county votes leave
>everyone goes crazy, remain btfo etc
>county votes remain
>everyone goes crazy, country is doomed etc
hype down ffs theres like 400 more to go
>>61189360
Wonder if this is the right time to start buying shit in the UK
>>61189356
WEW
>>61189443
Thanks, fellow colonial.
this is why i love election nights desu
>>61189514
post fucking machines
>>61189491
Ignore it. It will rebound medium term if we leave.
>tfw the BBC blocks you from watching their live stream because you don't live in the UK
Oh well. I got my popcorn and I ready for this thing to go down.
>>61189433
Farage is already delivering the "Well we may have lost but you still suck" speech.
It's over.
I might cry with happiness if we leave. I might literally fucking cry. Oh my god lads is it happening??
idea: strip gibraltar of voting rights but still tax them
>inb4 janny rangejans /brit/ for politics outside of /pol/
I fucking live for this shit
This is why I follow elections, love this tension and hype
>>61189348
wales to beat NI
This is so exciting and it's not even American politics
I believe in you, Brits
Is this being counted based on constituencies or on actual votes?
BRITBONGS I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>61189539
you pay to watch on the BBC online you fat fuck
i hope we're taxing those bankers making the bonuses on the brexit money
>>61189539
Cheeky brits blocking other nations just because its funded by licence fees
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-world-news-live-stream
>>61189539
Google "BBC news stream"
>>61189539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
These people aren't the brightest but it is coverage
good lad
Thunderland
>>61189491
It doesn't matter. It's temporary.. It'll go up and down a lot over the next day or so, then it'll settle.
>>61189566
actual votes.
>>61189556
Fucking EXCELLENT post
>>61189566
actual votes but councils count their areas
>>61189539
Use hola for chrome
wouldnt it be funny if all the counties that voted to leave just up and left britain individually LOL
>>61189539
http://www.bbc.com/news/politics/eu_referendum/results
Constantly refresh this then
You know what just pay attention to the thread, it's faster
>>61189539
Just listen to the radio
>>61189360
JUST
>>61189456
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
When Britain first at Heav'n's command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain;
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never never never will be slaves.
>>61189607
LOL
>>61189478
why are yank websites, especially news websites, so poorly designed
>>61189607
yeah like scotland?
HAHA FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
>>61189607
LMAO
>>61189491
there will be temprorary retaliation as the dying EU uses what financial muscle it has left to spitefully attempt to punish the uk.
It should recover completely within a few years.
>>61189569
We love you too Marek
mercia sounds like MERICA ahahaha
vote in
vote out
vote shake it all about
>>61189456
Is reddit always this lefty?
