BANTERLAND EDITION
/balt/
cara
Lol all this talk about how the EU needs to change because of this vote, this is all the shit they were talking about after the Scotland result. Nothing will change.
>>61189879
are you a Chinaman?
SUNDERLAND MUH ENGLAND EDITION
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith . I am English; I am a cuckold.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
welsh people speak like retards
karen kujou
>>61189917
nope
bestie
L
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D
O
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Asuka.
charli
>TOO EARLY TO CALL
Thanks BBC
>>61189921
soon there will be a hilary edit of this
just so you know
ECONOMIC CRASH BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>t. typical Leave voter cheering about this Sunderland result
RULE BRITANNIA ,
BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES!
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>61189945
more
having wank
Kyary
post yfw bongcucks get chained to their brussels overlords forever
>>61189911
thank you for posting these every day caralad
/brit/ wouldn't be the same without you
>>61189952
I'll make one right now
I'm from Sunderland and voted leave.
Someone thank me.
>>61189945
>that bush
hot desu
>>61189945
Did her parents forget to write the e at the end of her name, but then pretend that they spelled it wrong on purpose?
HOW DO YOU WANT YO CURRENCY SENPAI
>>61189977
haven't posted for days you drunk bastard, love you though
WEW
E
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POST OBSOLETE CURRENCY
>>61189916
Scotland wasn't even close m8, this might be
Come on hurry the fuck up with the next results you cunts
Cracked open one of the two shitty French 250ml beers mummy left for me in the fridge
>>61189982
Good lad.
You did your part, you couldn't do anymore.
>>61189967
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
SUFFOCATION
>>61189939
Imagine if Scots actually left.
Leave would have definitely won.
>>61189955
>literally selling out your cunt for a quick dollar
kys
what is this "poster" they keep asking Nigel Farage about?
Guys did the dream die
Goodluck you dumb cunts
>>61189931
are you a whiteman?
>>61189982
cheers m8
but you shouldn't seek adulation for doing your duty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8
RULE!
1 leave vote = 1 shoah
>>61189968
>oh no, the value of my rental portfolio might fall and permit the plebeians to enter the housing market
t. upper-middle class
Kyary
>>61190030
it showed syrian refugees going to slovenia and said vote leave
>>61189960
I hope you didn't bet on LEAVE, or you're about to lose a lot of shekels.
>>61190044
hello rato
>tfw it's too late for me
Let's do it lads, for Queen and country!
>buying 2000 pounds to sell when the GBP recovers
Thank you Europoors
>>61190059
gf on't left
>>61189991
Third world as fuck
>>61190037
why do u wanna know
>>61190036
thanks lad
don't even care if this is self destructive. if shit gets bad, norn iron will just go back to ireland anyway.
>didn't buy my holiday money yet because i thought remain victory would give sterling a boost
>>61189928
There's a spectrum, she sounds ridiculous to me too, and I'm Welsh.
huh
this is interesting
but we can't tell what the results will be till the morning can we
it's gonna be Remain/Leave/Remain/Leave/Remain/Leave swinging seesaw for the whole night
Brits if you pull this off I will forever respect you.
It would take some major fucking balls
>>61190030
>>61190023
I wouldn't count on Scotland being that significant, not when we have England's sharia strip.
>>61190075
I'm sorry
>>61189939
>should UK remain or leave
>just blue and red color, no legend
How am I supposed to know which color is remain and which is leave?
>>61190053
absolute little slut
wish she would sit on my face
>>61190034
we've only seen the results from 5 constituencies out of ~375
>>61190044
heIIo rato
>>61190030
RACISM
>Want people like George Soros to lose a lot of money
>Want buy to let landlords to lose their homes
>Don't want to pay more than a quid for 2 pints of milk
Help me out lads I'm so conflicted
>>61190030
People said it resembled Nazi propaganda
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU GUYS DID IT!
lmao why is farage always surrounded by a bunch of bald bruisers?
charli is proof we need more mixed race slags
*becomes world no.1 at gun-jumping*
>>61189991
JUST
>>61190077
why would you care about Britain while living in China? only makes sense if you're anglo desu
>>61189916
Scotland resulted in deco-max you div
dad just got back from work
he's as excited as i am about us potentially leaving lmao
>>61190091
Even a remain victory would only gave given a minor boost.
People are far overestimating the effect of Brexit.
>>61190125
based pie eaters
oh god
if they wanted me to go to bed, getting this stupid bint on was a good idea
i shall stay up for the next result then sleep
i heartily recommend you do the same
>>61190127
Because the people voting leave are baldy working class losers
>>61190104
>a line of people curving to the left
>therefore, Hitler
ok
>>61190110
Yeah the graph has made by a complete mong, but the meaning is clear from context.
It's been 20 minutes since Sunderland reported
Give us some fucking results I'm having withdrawal
God looking at pictures of Gibraltar makes me hate where I live it looks nice as fuck
post more charli
REFUGEES TO UK, TAKE ALL OUR NIGGERS
ALL OF THEM
>>61190156
lel
>>61190157
i don't have to, i'm not a wagecuck for another 2 weeks!
>>61190169
They have monkeys desu senpai
>>61190102
They would have learned from us.
It's gonna be a razor thin victory if Leave wins.
>>61190169
imagine being completely surrounded by remainers tho
>>61190144
half anglo
>>61190183
o-ok
*internal monologue: damn, why did i say that*
*vapes nervously*
>>61190127
Unironically eu funded bodyguards haha
He's had them since he got an egg smashed on his head in Nottingham
>>61190144
All the HK people who I know from uni want to remain. Makes sense since they're all from rich families who probably benefit from having British passports.
I prefer to eat bananas and many other types of fruit with a fruit knife and fork.
In fact I don't eat any food where you bite off chunks. I think it looks unappealing. If it can't be eaten with cutlery and can't be eaten in a single bite I don't eat it.
I've only ever made exceptions out of politeness, e.g. to avoid a fuss when invited somewhere by someone.
How are there still people watching the Euros in France? Do they not have jobs?
>>61190195
# we are all wagecuck
>>61190199
good buoy
>>61190160
Just like how every Remain voter is an 18 year old paki student?
>>61190144
Hong Kong is rightful British clay
>>61190205
so, you're a elliot?
>>61190197
monkeys are some mean motherfuckers desu senpai
they're like humans with no manners
next
area
when
*becomes world no.1 at identifying weak cunts (i.e. productive members of society)*
>>61189991
JUST
>>61189879
B-LEAVE
>Highland authority Counting Agent escorted from the building for... drinking too much.
Currency bouncing back, Bremain confirmed.
>>61190197
think you're being a bit rude to them, they're still anglos
>>61190171
GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
>GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
>GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
>GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
>GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
>GIVE US SOME FUCKING RESULTS
>>61190110
Red = >"""white"""
>>61190169
Gibraltar is lovely. Feel bad for them if we leave, the EU actually makes lots of sense for them.
alarm is set for 7am FFS lads
>>61190211
I am treating my e-cigar with the respect it deserves
>>61189955
the eu collapse is inevitable anyway friend
>>61190171
>>61190123
More like correct propaganda.
>>61190127
Someone tried to kill him like three time now, right?
Does anyone have the comic of Poland being oppressed by the EU?
>>61190245
o shieet
>>61189911
who is cara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBxywtW2Hbk
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>61190023
Do you know how small their population actually is?
>>61190245
Me and that Aussie fully responsible for that
Investments completed, profits already emerging
who /upuntilit'sdecided/ here?
>>61190044
hekki rati
THE TORIES THE CUTS
If we remain we will be forced to eat straight bananas, fuck that
Did the Queen vote?
>>61190104
gotta admit that is eerily similar
>>61190245
how do they get the (((insider information)))?
>>61190165
>>a line of people curving to the left
>>therefore, Hitler
>ok
No it's farage's poster is a line of refugees that looks similar to a nazi poster of a line of Jewish refugees you make this exact reply any time someone mentions the poster almost like you're a paid shill with a line to push?
>>61190255
What is the purpose of this pic other than to look like a slut?
>>61190235
what is this a fuckin interrogation
So just to be clear:
Mark: Classic Brexiter
Jez: Classic Bremainer
>>61190280
4am ish i reckon
should have a good idea by then
>>61190274
my gf
>>61190265
WHOOOAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61190219
they don't thanks to bloody Brussels
fuming arrogant student
having some ice cream to celebrate the early results :3
wish I had to go to bed now
>>61190312
dyke
>>61190280
Yes.
the facebook chat has finally kicked off lad
the leavers are getting kicked like madness
>>61190288
No. The Royal family never vote but i think in theory they are allowed
david cameron?
more like
da-lad cumeron
>>61190245
>delayed quotes
>>61190315
kek
if only
This is exciting isn't it
>>61190236
so chinks?
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said John McBride
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Truno. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.
I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is John McBride . I am American; I am a cuckold.
>>61190320
>buckinghamshire
lad lives near me.
>>61190169
In Sky News some guy said it wasn't a surprise due to their proximity with Spain.
What did he mean by that?
>>61190219
>france
>jobs
good one lad absolutely howling post
>>61190306
what a horrid tie
>>61190277
This is gonna be 100,000 votes either way.
>>61190306
What about Super Hans?
>>61190280
I woke up from a nap probably less than an hour ago, I HAVE NO CHOICE
>>61190315
d-don't remind me
Hopefully North Warwickshire reports soon
>>61190341
yes
although need more results to feed my addiction
>>61190293
First time I've ever seen that poster tbqh lad. If other people poke holes in the shitty comparison then that's because the comparison is obviously shit.
>Latest odds
New Ladbrokes odds just in: Remain 2/5 Leave 7/4
What does this mean? I've never understood how odds work. Closer to 1 is better?
Goodnight to all of you lads.
God save the Queen.
>>61190345
Wow
Spread this to /pol/ earlier in the form of brexit and looks like it's spread all over /pol/ and /int/
>>61190322
needs some milo
What is the official site that has the results live?
>>61190320
>WAAAAAA I HATE DEMOCRACY
>>61190345
i'll save this for election time
thanks lad
>>61190171
alright
>>61190345
I love this meme
Hope the brexit goes through and the remainers lose their banking jobs desu
Going to have my first cup of tea of the night
>>61190306
Mark would be bremain he likes Tony Blair and Is head over heart
Jez is classic non voter
>>61190265
Puffing my tobacco pipe desu senpai
are you all staying up?
>>61190372
>leave vote much stronger than expected
>potentially 70:30
WEW LAD
>>61190358
Radical centrist. Crossed out both boxes.
>>61190245
>50 pounds up already
Bloody oath, first rounds on me lads
>>61190391
you'd too if you weren't winning
*BASS DROP*
WORDS THAT KILL
WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO MEEEE
>>61190388
http://www.bbc.com/news/politics/eu_referendum/results
Watch the live video though, it's better
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
>>61190388
le guardian usually does good live tracking
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2016/jun/23/eu-referendum-live-results-and-analysis
getting to the point where I can't cope anymore haha
>>61190411
Work nights anyway, so it's normal living for me.
>>61190245
Isn't this just because people are buying cheap pounds or something?
>>61190312
WHY IS YOUR GF BEING POSTED HERE?
Y'all need a sticky.
Cmon mods.
>>61190355
i mean like the English fans and so on.
>>61189955
Don't you have some semen from your wife's boyfriend to clean up?
>>61190347
That means you live near where I lived
>>61190345
Fix the Truno typo
Need beer for this
Don't want to go get it though
>>61189976
If Britain leaves the EU that just removes a major check on Germany's power and EU becomes even more of a extended Germany economic zone.
i honestly want britain to leave. fuck the germans and fuck the eu.
WAS CRASHING THE POUND PART OF THE PLAN?
very funny that all the remanians have gone quiet
>>61190411
yes lad
>a guardian article made me vote leave
>>61190378
I don't get how you can't see the posters look the same even the yank agrees: >>61190290
People already lazily call farage a nazi, why give them ammunition?
UP TO 80% HOLY SHIT.
Can someone wake me up when leave wins
someone MUST have a method
>30 MINUTES SINCE LAST RESULT
REEEEEE
what's the next result, and when can we expect it?
do we have a schedule?
>>61190391
I know I do, imagine giving ignorant people the ability to interfere with entire nations, seems very silly to me.
>>61190379
81 leave 19 remain.
>>61190423
>>61190427
Thanks bros but I'd like the official, if there is one
>>61189991
>yfw that graph is a drop of .06
>>61190245
depressing 2bh
>>61190464
>john oliver made me vote remain
>>61190442
No thanks, go to /pol/ if you want a sticky.
keep it comfy x
>>61190379
Literally don't understand why the UK doesn't use decimal odds
>>61190197
Spanish people aren't quite that hairy mate
>>61190479
1:30am by the latest
>>61190345
nice to see my oc going strong
>>61190245
Impressive, very nice
*buys a new yacht*
>>61190405
>head over heart
might be the type of voter that realises a Remain vote is also a vote for even more integration into the EU, a vote for Britain to "stay on the conveyor belt" and he seems like the type to get a bit pissed off by big bureaucratic messes
Once again the old farts sell out the young for their own selfish interests
>>61190486
Don't think there is one, just use BBC/Guardian
WHY ARE YOU VOTING LEAVE
DIDN'T YOU SEE MY VIDEO WHERE I SAID IT WAS THE CURRENT YEAR AND YOU'RE A RACIST IF YOU VOTE LEAVE
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
IT'S 2016
THANK YOU BASED FOYLE
LEAVE GETTING REKT
Dimbleby sounds like on his buggering deathbed.
>>61190473
My cameras aren't two way sadly. will try and angle one so the light hits your eyes though
Sticky throughout the night needed
/brit/ has been shilling for this since 2012.
>>61190396
ARSE
R
S
E
>>61190379
change to decimals
it's 1.5 and 2.5 on bet365
>>61190502
eastern or pacific time?
MILLIBAND
>>61190463
Very funny that Brexiters are declaring victory 5 declarations in
haha lads voted 10 times for this referendum
(have a method)
FOYLE
O
Y
L
E
INDEPENDENCE FOR LONDON
CITY STATE NOW
>>61190524
leave dimblebot alone
>London vs rest of the country
Haha, good luck London. You won't win that battle.
>That tiny turnout
it's happening
>>61190518
explain?
>>61190528
Okay thanks, keep me safe x
FOYLE REMAINS HOLY SHIT 78-22
Just sat down to get counting in B&NES. Got my government issued rubber to correct any 'mistakes' I find.
>>61190457
do it yourself
London when lads?
Look it's Ed Milibandy :3
JUST
