We're literally better than the English.
>>61164054
1st for /ita/
nothing makes me hate the irish like int
Really causes one to contemplate...
>>61164176
Remove Brand. African child is one of the greatest songs ever made.
Why do English people have too much teeth in their mouths?
Who else here /hateEnglish/?
>>61164161
>>61164161
Trust me lad the Irish hate each other far stronger
>>61164709
right here lad
>>61164839
Bhí sé sin pianmhar a léamh, a chara.
Who /angerproblem/ here?
>>61164984
/mise/
>people who I've never ever heard discussing soccer are pretending to like soccer now
fuck sake
>>61165168
Yeah also
>soccer
when will this meme end?
>>61164054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxzrhw7Lb1g
FUCK THE ENGLISH.
>>61165396
You tell 'em, Burma.
Brits out!
Irish nationalism makes me irrationally angry.
>>61165880
Scotland and Wales should both be republics.
>>61165794
'Bhfuil tú ag iarraidh olc a chur ar na Sasanaigh?
>>61165965
Of course.
>>61165980
Tá. Is dóigh liom gur mór an spórt é.
>>61166028
Maith an fear!
>>61164054
>Jeremy Corbyn is good
Perhaps if you're a psychopath who thinks communism will work on its 50th attempt
>>61165302
What?
>>61165168
I am also shocked, its as if we won an important match last night
>>61166387
It's not shocking that people bandwagon when Ireland (sorry, "Republic of Ireland") wins, just tiring.
>>61166703
>"Republic of Ireland"
I hate that.
>>61166792
i hate you
>>61166703
Are you actually 8 and is this first time in your life experiencing an Irish national team or sportsman doing well in a competition?
>public take an interest when we win
how tiring, I wish they'd all just fuck off, not buy any merch and just leave me alone ;_;
>>61166999
He follows soccerball so it probably is the first time the national team has done well in his life also nice trips
Islam is a bad idea. Watching all these spooky docs and reading articles on it. Apparently a sharia zone was implemented in Dublin last week. Fuck, lads. Wut do?
>>61167242
You mean this?
>>61167361
Yeah
>>61167242
Sorry but Ireland has always been an Islamic country, get over it you Islamophobe.
>>61167439
>dublin
>ireland
pick only one
>>61167477
I pick both.
>>61167477
leave Dublin to me
Dublin is the best part of Ireland. Go elsewhere to see shitty fields and lack of running water. But come to Dublin for the fantastic nightlife and culture that only a true tourist could ever want.
>>61167361
>dubliners are now implementing sharia law
>>61167981
>Dublin
>part of Ireland
>>61167981
may aswell just goto any shitty regional uk city
>>61164984
I really want to see the replies holy fuck...
>>61167981
I agree completely, Dublin is a tourist trap but would add some days is more dangerous than Raqqa.
Here is a video of an average Dublin teen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdyfl-JV5gg
>>61164054
Bongs can't even handle it, they just resort to adding my hominem...
>>61167361
>go to a country known for drinking
>gets angry they are drinking
Pure autism.
>>61167361
i drove by that mosque the other day
didn't see anything a amiss
>>61168580
ikr dubliners are pure spastic kek
Nothing makes me angrier than seeing the live islamification of a country...
A hÉireann, níl tú chun a bheith mar na tíortha sin, a stór.
>>61168676
planning on non ironically wrecking that mosque next time i'm in dublin.
>>61168775
Need a plus-one?
>>61168775
What will you non ironically do?
>>61168860
I know a lad in the RA.
>>61168837
Always welcome lad
>>61168860
Anything really, spray paint the place, get inside and break everything I can lay my hands on.
>>61168891
the retard association?
When yises come up to Dublin we can smoke these.
Saor in aisce.
>>61168930
Cheers, I'll bring my favourite balaclava.
You should just print an imperial fuck-tonne of pictures of Muhammad. That'll spook 'em.
>>61168930
that could radicalize moderate muslims though? :c
>>61164054
>Ireland's entire identity is based around their interactions with England
cucks
>>61169001
>Muslims
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Moderate"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
:^)
>>61168760
What about when you bite the inside of your cheek when eating jelly babies?
>>61169005
That's just the Dublincucks, not us real Irish
>>61169005
Most of British history is just tales of how they were cucked by the Normans and Saxons.
Get a grip Samir.
>>61164161
lol really I'm the opposite, I suppose you are The English as described in the OP
benzos are becoming illegal lads -_-
>>61169047
Is there a story that goes with that?
>>61169092
>>61169088
Nice spot.
>>61168970
Cheers, but you roll like a mong.
Can't say I'm much better though.
>>61169112
happened me this one time desu I was pretty angry because I couldn't enjoy the rest of my jelly babies
>>61169260
My condolences.
I will literally fight anyone that says jellybabies aren't the best sweet ever created.
>>61169207
We have drug culture here, that was a joke.
Seo é mo scileanna rolling.
marijuana isn't literally for teenagers
>>61169092
>The changes will not affect legitimate users, including patients with a prescription, and healthcare professionals.
No need to worry, unless you are a filthy junkie ofc.
marijuana is literally for teenagers
>>61169419
I live in fucking Cork la, I know we have drug culture!
Also So-Fresh-And-So-Clean/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfEJq56IwI
>>61169511
>>61169473
Seems we have a stalemate.
how much is ok for a first time herion user to inject?
>>61169579
1 gram, +/-1
>>61169622
Wew lad. That's meta actually.
>>61169579
Don't inject it first, snort it, do a line about half as long as a bic pen for a strong hit
this namefag cretin is worse than the yank
>>61169730
Don't be so hard on yourself
>>61169730
Most likely subjective.
I can never understand the anger at namefags, it's literally just because I have friends here, and connections on other boards with this name.
Why so angry?
Can I ask what you chaps think of Brexit? (Putting aside the fact it's not going to happen.)
I voted for it, but it was a really difficult decision to reach. Thought quite a bit about solidarity and how it might negatively impact you guys specifically 2bh.
>>61169866
Honestly don't care lad, no offense mind you.
If you do drugs you are not Irish.
>>61166099
>Hahaha nice meme xDD le communism is better on the paper xDd
Kys dumb teaposter, communism has never been implemented in the history of mankind
>>61165168
>soccer
FOY
>>61169866
Nobody cares, mostly because we already know it won't happen so any knock-on effects are purely theoretical.
>>61169866
im of two minds
im somewhat eu-skeptic, id view the uk leaving as a double edged sword, it could initiate a larger vocalisation of dissatisfaction among remaining member states but that sentiment could be irreparably weaker without the uk as a part of it (also depending on how favourable/unfavourable the renegotiation for the uk is)
if the uk remains it could also weaken anti eu sentiment, but id prefer if you did remain, that over the next few decades you lads began to come to the forefront at the expense of germany
>>61170090
I do drugs and I'm Irish.
Argument invalid.
Irish football supporters are better than English/Russian ones. Thanks laddies.
>>61170192
i bet you are a teenager
>>61170120
Calling it soccer is normal here, only bender from Dublin insist on using "football" exclusively.
>>61169866
>I voted for it
FONT
>>61169836
Global rule 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>61170209
Fuck off with this meme, the english and russian ones I've met were brilliant and well behaved. The bad fans are a minority.
The irish ones were obnoxious loud drunk midgets.
>>61169950
>>61170025
>>61170141
>im too stupid and unworldly to take an interest or have an opinion
>>61170248
I aussme gaylick football is 'football' then?
>>61170090
ex-gf was a dublin lass. she did drugs and kinky sex for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays 2bhpham
>>61170278
Quite blackie
>>61170278
hello nordie in france
>>61164054
The way Irish speak English always cracks me up. It's just fun.
>>61170278
I'm in Lille and it's not a meme. They're loud and drunk but at least, they're not fighting and doing stupid shit like the english. The ground is dirty but it's just beer and not blood.
>>61170305
My opinion is that I don't care.
>>61170278
excellent post, my experiences are quite the same
>>61170305
>im so stupid that I waste my time thinking about irrelevant hypothetical situations that can never possibly come to fruition and if did wouldnt effect me in any way, also I never come to any conclusions.
>>61170387
you do realise the english were basically good boys who dindu nuffin and got set upon by rabid locals and russians?
I hate football, but the whole thing was a shock. we've not been naughty abroad on an international level for like 20 years.
spoiler: all football fans are scum 2bh
>>61170486
>we good boys innit
>>61170486
That's not true. Both sides were responsible. Also, I'm not talking about Marseille.
>>61170387
Most of the english fans I've met (and I've met a lot) weren't fighting and doing stupid shit, just having a good time driking at the local pub.
I've talked to a lot and they were all very pleasant chaps.
You can't talk to the irish fans, you just have to join their stupid fucking chants "do x thing for the boys in green", the yaya/kolo toure song etc...
Thankfully, they'll go home when we beat the shit out of them in three days and we won't see them for a long time
>>61170523
...as I'm sure literally every Irish itt will testify to :^)
>>61170555
Confirmed LADONTOUR
>>61170555
wow rude. I hope they beat you for the memes. and if not we will avenge their defeat in the quarters. be great to KO you from your own tourny.
>>61170320
Football can mean both, depending on context but yes.
>>61170555
The only thing I've heard from the english ones was "foken faget."
An old Irish guy was singing the Marseillaise in the métro. He wasn't drunk.
Eire>Britain
>>61170627
If any other fucking country have said something like that, I wouldn't have respond. But Engerland? Seriously?
When's the last time you guys were a threat in big tournaments?
You lot are gonna get steamrolled by le Iceland maymay team
>never forget
>>61169866
I'm absolutely for Brexit. I think Ireland would actually be stronger without the EU fucking with us. We'll eventually be colonised by Arabs if we stay in the EU, so I'd prefer to see it break up.
Then we might see some true sovereignty.
>>61170711
>foken faget
sounds like an oirish false flag.
>>61170804
>British people
This was in my city. Friendly people and stuff. FOKEN FAGETS.
>>61170783
'96. We should have won it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASk6t6xjfQ
It's now 50 years of pain. You best believe it's coming home.
>>61170842
oi mate, r u havin a giggle? wher r moy teef?
>>61170272
Since when has anyone been liable to follow rules here?
"Online freedom" - You mean meaningless guidelines and edgy teens?
fuck the English bastards I hope they vote leave and the UK falls apart leaving Scotland&Wales independent and Ireland complete
>>61170486
>spoiler: all football fans are scum 2bh
This is true. Not a single one of them isn't a scanger.
>>61170873
Best believe you're coming home. Very soon.
Also 96 was a long time ago, even France doesn't always bring up 98 when we're being shite. Engerland is a small team, deal with it.
>>61170466
>attempting THIS hard to validate your anti intellectualism
>>61170892
>T'WAS JUST BANTA MATE!
>>61164054
Can someone translate this to english for me? Thank you
>>61170929
Ireland are going to rek you on Sunday lad.
#BritishIslesStronk*
(*apart from Scotcucks)
>>61170938
>Just banta..
>>61171130
Scotland is our greatest ally don't talk shit senpai
We're gonna reck the green niggers you'll see
>>61170937
>not caring about brit referendums indicates anti intellectualism
keking @ this tryhard again lads
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/30/kexit-what-it-will-mean-if-kerry-leaves-ireland/
>>61170972
"Hey my guys, the Irish (I'm actually 1/39th Irish! yeah, I know, my great-grandparents were from Sly-go!) soccer dudes are only being totally chill to make the English look like douchebags."
"Like totally"
"We at Humans of the (Fuck, I actually have no idea what the equivalent of 'Sesh' is in any other country, especially the US.... Guess our bants are on another level to you peasants. 'Sesh' ~~ 'Party') would like to make a distinction between English dudes and the dirty Limeys.
English dudes can be chill, they're down to party, have some fun and mow down on some good ol' munchies fuel.
It's the dirty Limeys you need to be worried about, the dudes who throw coins at underprivileged minorities, think God Save the Queen is actually a great song, and are just general douchenozzles."
"You can spot 'em by their Union Jack underwear, butterfaces and the equating of the Irish with the IRA in the current year."
Did I miss anything?
Can anyone post the pic starting the last or maybe 2nd last thread of /eire/ with the UDA pepe? Thanks
>>61171250
>beats Ireland (akin to beating a disabled child)
wew, you're hard. big man.
>loses to Ireland (anything can happen, look at Leicester)
looooool
But if you do beat my wifes son, you'll have to answer to us. And we don't play homie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASk6t6xjfQb
>>61171455
>beats Iceland (akin to beating a disabled child)
wew, you're hard. big man.
>loses to Iceland (most probable scenario)
kek Engerland goes back home, again.
>We must accept reality: Irish Football ("Soccer") enthusiasts are only being charming and agreeable while abroad in order to make their British counterparts appear worse in comparison
>And rightly so
>We at HoTS would like to make a distinction between the "English Lads" and "The English"
>"English Lads" can on occasion be quite pleasant, they generally enjoy revelry and making merry, indulging in fine cuisine, etc.
>Conversely, "The English" are a cause for concern: these are the young men who pelt Romani children with coins, who sincerely enjoy the strains of their national anthem, and who are generally found engaging in objectionable behaviour
>"The English" are readily-identifiable by their Union Jack underwear, abhorrent physical appearance and their insistence on equating the average Irish citizen with a domestic terrorist at any given opportunity in the current year of Our Lord, 2016
>Respectable "English Lads" of note include:
>Jeremy Corbyn, Skepta, UB40
>Among "The English" can be found:
>David Cameron, Nigel Farage, an overwhelming majority of British football fans
>>61171580
I liked this translation better.
>>61171432
kek spot on.
>>61171455
>>61171572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASk6t6xjfQb was meant to be this. posted that one already :3 the bantz will be wonderful. Eliminating you will more than make up for us remaining tomorrow I reckon.
>>61171655
fugg what's wrong with my fucking youtube. I thought linux just werked. I'll refrain from spamming more english football songs in eire, but it was meant to be vindaloo.
>>61171704
Youtube is just taking the piss mate, cause he knows you're not gonna do shit.
I can't wait to play against you lot (if you don't get eliminated by Iceland before :^))
>>61171580
THANK YOU Japan
Glad we have a good translator here. What a peculiar language these people have
>>61171130
>British Isles
Please do not use that term, it is offensive. I see you forgot to check your privielege today.
>>61171820
Well, I put it in your vernacular, don't be salty you can't speak the language your people created ;^)
>>61171580
To be quite honest I looked over the OP and couldn't comprehend it and this post let me understand
>>61171846
>>61164265
the banköz the böwnussiz
bloody tories
>>61171846
>>61171916
I quite like the Anglo-Celtic isles as a name 2bh. Honestly tho, aside from politicians, everybody here just calls them the British Isles. Isn't that what the Romans called them originally anyway? I do understand the negative connotation that has there tho.. Will check my anglo-privilege in the future.
>>61172109
I was just about to say that. It gets straight to the point, I propose it as the /éire/ standard.
Do a Dublin, Cork, Northern Accent on Vocaroo
>>61164054
NASA?
>>61172224
northern accent gives me cancer. I have no idea what a cork accent sounds like tho, so am interested in this.
>>61172174
Actually the /éire/ standard is that the archipelago does not need a name because there is never ever a sufficient reason to the group the two as Ireland and Britain are two entirely distinct and independent cultures.
>>61170893
filtered
>>61172381
Except to show two of the main countries with Celtic culture in Europe ya doofus.
>>61165396
>
We fought against the nips for you you rat.
>>61172409
You will never escape me!
>>61169866
i hopebthe entire EU collapses and this is a good start
>>61172500
>>61172409
Haha, didn't think of that did you now!
>>61172381
ahh yes, two very distinct and independent cultures of absolutely no relation or influence whatsoever.
So many butcher's aprons here
>>61172500
Thats cool, Im not so high on the autism spectrum that I assign arbitrary names and personalities to anon posters in an attempt to identify them.
>>61172655
Can't wait to KO them after we beat France 3 nil, chalk it down.
>>61172457
What has Galicia got to do with this
>>61172655
:(
>>61172699
would unironically be cheering you lads the fuck on.
>>61172699
Why would you need to assign a name, let alone a personality, when I've made it really easy for you by doing it myself?
Seems you're a little higher on that spectrum than you think.
Daily reminder that the /éire/ standard is the european archipelago
>>61172655
btw I'd never heard this term.
>>61172803
I don't need to anon, please keep up.
>>61172891
>implying it's the only archipelago
Sure thing!
>>61172902
How do you feel?
>>61172928
Then why mention it (?????????)
You're not the one naming anyone...
>>61172958
indifferent. it's quite an appropriate/cool name for it I guess. I prefer st georges cross fwiw.
>>61172956
its the only important one
like honestly who cares about malta or the faroes or some shit
>>61173015
>st. georges cross
bluddey raycess bankös bonus futbahlehs wayges m8
>>61173026
I would expect their inhabitants to care a smidge.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10564763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10564763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10564763
>>61173026
surely the faroe islands are part of it.
european archipelago or even archipelago is too mouthy anyway.
>>61173101
>malta
>christian arabs
>faroes
>literally no one
their opinions don't matter
>>61173142
fine i guess youre right it does sound like shit
the faroes arent really part of it though, too far north. neither are the shetlands and orknet tb h
>>61173001
The level of you mental difficulties have become apparent, I'm sorry for telling you to keep up, I feel mean now, I hope you'll be ok anon.
>>61173240
malta was our other wifes son. good lads 2bh.
>if you're still here, they literally kicked the french out and invited us in because they recognised the french are shit :D
>>61173137
You have a shite accent.
>>61173371
you have no idea how greentexting works do you
>>61173423
be'ut den shpayken loike sumwan frum doblen loike
shut up u swiss muh heritage west brit cuck. that was aimed at the froglad.
>>61173490
Post voice. It's worse than any of the many Dublin accents.
>>61173306
Oh yeah, little ol' stupid me. Would you care to explain what you meant by this? :
>"Im not so high on the autism spectrum that I assign arbitrary names and personalities to anon posters in an attempt to identify them. "
So wait, you said that you don't assign names to posters? But wait anon, how would that matter in the slightest, since you literally cannot assign names to another poster? Or were you trying to say 'assign a name to anon posters - namely yourself'? I mean, you have a point if that's what you meant, but since you went about it like a tard, the meaning never really oozed through your thick tard skull, your fingers tapping relentlessly on the keyboard, mouthing the letters as you type them, struggling to keep your grammar structures in check, hoping you can prove someone wrong just ONCE.
But no anon. Due to your lack of usable intellect, you've failed again.
Up the 'RA.
>>61173566
It's quite a lovely accent I have, international, yet rustic at the same time. The prestigious accent of a learned man who is in touch with his roots. Clearly superiour to that of one who resides in the midst of heroin-dens and the like (or should i say loike?).
>>61173605
>little ol' stupid me
Thats ok, no need to beat yourself up.
>would you care to explain
No, I have wasted enough time on you already desu
>>61173982
is there anything more hilarious than petty /éire/ arguements
>>61173982
Good post, clearly refutes my argument, kudos anon.
Giving up when you lose an argument isn't cute anon.
>>61174044
Yes, many things.
Conas atá sibh?
Táim ceart go leor.
Literally met an Irish guy who was in the Irish army for four years who lives in a tent in some nice meadows, don't suppose it's one of you
>>61174078
I actually didn't bother reading the rest of your what I am assuming to be abstract and nonsensical post to be quite honest desu
>>61174087
You have either completely missed my hyperbole or ignored it for the sake of making a snarky comment.
Either way, your post is completely despicable. Shame on you.
>>61174152
>Irish army
>>61174099
Táim réasúnta maith, ach tá orm caint leis an anon drochbhéasach seo, nílim ró-chinnte go bhfuil sé ceart sa cheann... (Is mé an namefag btw).
I just pass by to remind you that you live in the most beautiful country in the world, and I'm saying it from first hand experience. You're wonderful people and you proved it again during Euro 2016. I am very glad you won and you passed, because you deserved it. Have a nice night
>>61174152
>lives in a tent
that's benzolad.
>>61174202
you insult yourself lad.
>>61174187
It's the same weirdo I've been arguing with for far too long. (namefag here)
Reminder that this is the average brexitor.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18AKiGsWB2j
>>61174212
Tá sé sin feicthe agam. Bhí sé sin an ghreannmhar domsa.
>>61174254
woah, woah, hey there buddy. just because we literally subsidise your defence and keep you safe from russia....... typical eurofag.
>>61174278
Yiu're just as bad kek. Are you the one who says "I have never lost an arguement, my ego remains intact" or is that him
>>61174317
>keep you safe from russia
Ah yes, Ireland, with its oppressed Russian minorities. Putin is eying us up as we speak.
>>61174278
>argument
Don't flatter yourself
>>61174293
no I'm way fatter and uglier than that.
>>61165302
West Brit.
>>61174293
Me in the box.
Ireland is tolerant to all its sexual minorities.
>>61174535
this tb h.
>>61174536
americanisms are usually better than britishisms tb h
>>61174536
bloody racist!
>>61174614
The second 4chan Quoting Post Number (tm) was unintentional.
>>61174343
That's him la, what kind of an autist would say that?
>>61174614
>americanisms are usually better than britishisms tb h
that's cool and all but look at the lingo in OP and tell me apart from craic and grand what makes that irish and not english.
>>61174298
A hiarcais, nílim cinnte gur /éire/ an áit dom, tá an méad sin amadáin anseo...
>>61174766
>that's him la
Who?
>>61174825
Is tusa an t-aon duine eile le Gaeilge iontach. Ná teigh :(
>>61174923
The non-namefag, what a stroppy little princess.
>>61164054
This post makes me ashamed to be Irish pls delet
Why are you so left wing?
How true is this?
How are you going to spend your Thursday?
Do any Irishfags like Planxty or Christy Moore / Andy Irving?
>>61174929
Bhuel, ar an iomlán tá an áit ceart go leor, ach braithim go bhfuil an iomad daoine anseo a bhfuil mar na dhaoine a ramhais ag dul ar scoil le - táid fiú ag iarradh a ninchinn a rá, ach níl sé ar eolas acu nách bhfuil a ninchinn ró cliste...
>>61175115
i like planxty's version of follow me up to carlow
also raggle taggle gypsy they do good
basically all ive heard from them
>>61174995
So you have recognised and identified an anon poster from a thread a few weeks ago and have assigned an other anon poster in this thread today this same personality?
What an extraordinary display of unfettered autism you have just put on for us. Impressive
>>61175049
ironically the only irishman I met was from the uninhabited part
what's the epic south park joke?
>>61175226
I didn't identify anyone, I simply defended my own argument. Why did everyone assume I knew who this person was? I just defended my own.
>>61175276
County Kilkenny (kill Kenny).
There's another county called Kildare, or Kildara in Irish. A kid in my primary got in trouble for chanting "kill Dara" on the bus to a school tour there.
>>61175276
>what's the epic south park joke?
Kilkenny. Allegedly South Park creators drank Kilkenny beer and decided to introduce a character named Kenny that they would kill every episode because of it. idk if that's true and don't care enough to look it up.
rate my lunch
>>61175426
did not know this. then again i never seen south park either
>>61175418
kek, nice one. I would love to speak irish but it sounds confusing. One thing I learnt with that guy is that irish sounds exactly like English if you didn't know English before.
Weird.
>>61175508
forgot pic
>>61175520
irish doesnt sound like english. irish people speaking english sounds like irish, just like spaniards, germans and russians speaking english sounds like spanish, german and russian
>>61175623
Too sunny on the side that's up/10
>>61175661
you mean a bit underdone?
yeah i shouldve cooked it a bit more
>>61175623
For me, it sounds like if I had never learnt english and I had just heard it for the first time. I found it fucking weird. That guy spoke irish fluently with another guy and the only way to know if it was irish was "ok I don't get anything he is saying, it must be irish". And than "ch" sound, mostly.
>>61175623
>>61175693
whered my name go
>>61175732
The name-goblins are out tonight, watch yourself.
There's no way I'm going back to my name, after all the salt that was sprinkled. Better to melt into the shadows, no?
>>61175716
thats because irish people have been speaking english for a while. if russians spoke english for 200 years, you'd probably think that it was a normal dialect of english, not english with a foreign accent.
exactly what happened with irish
>>61175796
feckin name-goblins
There's an alarming number of responses in this thread.
>>61175820
Yes, it surely was that. Irish in songs does not sound anything like that guy spoke.
>>61164054
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith . I am English; I am a cuckold.
>>61175867
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ_67Om7F-M
>>61175939
I like this quite a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCHyKWvxAY0
>>61176005
surprised it wasn't óró sé do bheatha bhaile
>>61171355
>keking @
invented this mem
Hello, how are you this morning?
Dia duit, cad é mar atá tú sa maidin?
I would like some slices of ham.
Ba mhaith liom cúpla píosa liamhás.
I really enjoyed working with her.
Thaitin sé go mór liom bheith ag obair léi.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPsiDtuI39
I don't think it sounds anything like English >>61175716
>>61176050
I don't know that one. While I listen to it, take this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B718RsboGEI
>>61175796
Its for your own good anon, you'll thank me when your older.
>>61176145
>riverdance
delet
make sure not to listen to sinéad o'connor
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNou-7gI4o
>>61176075
you from (south) dublin
>>61176283
I didn't like it :/, is it suppossed to be the iconic example?
should i get an expensive taxi into town to buy alcohol lads
got a free gaff 2nite
