Cromartie edition.
/balt/
Why didn't you make a /éire+luso/ edition?
Faggot
real new
>>61178234
>>61178764
lol what a meme
>>61178754
Because you didn't ask. Next time. If I remember.
>>61178894
Ok, I'll remember to say it next time, my friend
>>61178872
Then stop fucking around and post in the actual /éire/.
>>61178934
:3
NÓS
>>61179115
How you doing lad?
>>61179201
Not too bad, want to watch something but everything on my to watch list is looking kinda meh.
>>61179338
Movie, anime or TV show?
>>61178958
He's not.
>>61179417
Too tired for a movie.
Girlfriend bailed on me, lads. She said she was feeling ill this morning, and no too ill to go out.
I'm glad that my wallet gets to keep its funds tonight.
>>61179513
Are you too tired for a TV show?
reminder that thread wars will kill this general
>>61179684
I've been trying to kill this general on and off for 3 years, its safe enough lad unfortunately
looks like gf is getting cheated on again tonight
>>61179742
Just back from her house, nothing but vomiting going on there.
Might walk chipper and get a curry chiproll.
>>61179837
betcha shes preggers
>>61179895
Don't even joke.
>>61179895
Are you on cellphone mate?
>>61179945
These singles confirm it, chalk it down.
>>61179945
Make her take a pregnancy test and timestamp it.
>>61180159
No, just play it safe and throw her down the stairs
>>61180159
>Make her take a pregnancy test
Doubt she's preggers
>and timestamp it
Is piss on stick enough to get you lads off?
Listening to that new chilis album
She's growing on me
>>61180267
The timestamp is for proofs, however
>Is piss on stick enough to get you lads off
is also true.
>the yank is stuck in his own containment thread
We did it lads.
>>61178754
>merging completely unrelated generals
dumbass
>>61180510
im not stuck anywhere
Not even 10 o'clock yet and I'm feeling the need for beddy byes. It's so cold too.
>>61181535
Sounds like you've got the HIV
>>61181663
I want to fuck orange jumper.
>>61181679
Sounds about right.
Got my curry chip roll, battered sausage, potato cakes, and chips.
Yum
>>61182193
Don't forgot about the bun in the oven
>>61182378
I'm 19, can't be having kids at this age. Rest of Dublin thinks that it's fine though.
>>61182193
I was disappointed when I learned a battered sausage was a sausage covered in batter and not a sausage that's been battered into mush.
Also captchas a nigger.
>>61178637
Dunno how Cromartie going to do this season. The Jets really don't need replacement cornerbacks.
>>61182554
If you have 2 you get a free house tho
>>61182634
Many chippers in your area?
I leave my house and I'm in 15 minute walking distance from about 9.
>>61182763
That housing list is a load of shite anyway.
cara 2bh lads
>>61182833
ugly 2bh lad
>>61182814
My cousin was on it for 5 years as a single lad, gf has a baby and he had a house within 3 months.
Maybe you'll hit the jackpot and she'll have twins.
>>61182814
There was a nice chipper in my village when I was a kid. It closed down and got replaced by an Italian takeaway. They're good but it's not a chipper, they don't even have chairs there so you have sit on the 3 inches of windowsill while your waiting for your food.
An actual chipper opened up a few years ago but they took fucking forever to get your food and wasn't even that good. It closed down not too long after.
I'm in the country anyways, even if I was in the mood it's not like I could just walk over and get something. I'd need either someone with a car, to walk for about half an hour on a bendy road with no footpaths or cross through the woods and risk getting lost.
>>61182882
rude
>>61183200
Is there any craic in your village whatsoever?
>>61183001
Stop distilling fear into me.
>>61183331
The fuck? Why are YOU offended? The comment wasn't directed at you
>>61183373
>distilling
ah yes 19 years old
>>61183615
Don't bully him he has a lot on his mind, right now there is a little baby fetus distilling inside of his gf
>>61183743
Brilliant kek
>>61183615
An educated 19 year old.
>>61183373
I'm pretty socially reclusive, I've barely interacted with anyone in my village since I left primary. Most other towns and villages in the area consider us all knackers and wankers. After knowing people from here I can say I couldn't agree more. I'm better associated with the town I went to secondary in than my own village.
>>61183479
Rude to Cara a chara.
>>61183935
Cara is not pretty my friend and her body is lackluster too
She's probably only a model because her face is very symmetric
>>61184082
It's still rude to say. You don't tell ugly people the truth.
>obsessing over a lesbian
is there anything more beta and pathetic
may aswell wear a t-shirt with im a low test closeted bender written on it
>>61183479
rude
>>61184154
Well I'm not telling her, I'm telling you
>>61183935
How does it feel to live in the backarse of nowhere?
Do you drink/drug?
>>61184218
>being gay
>>61184218
>closeted bender
Being attracted to a lesbian is the least gay thing possible
>obsessing
better than obsessing over a girl you know lad
>>61184297
I am Cara you rude lad.
>>61184416
Oh wow Cara so pleased to meet you! You like chouriço?
>>61184371
yes, you are but that's alright no one will judge you here friend :)
you don't need to obsess over a lesbian, essentially an unattainable desire just to convince us :)
>>61184361
Pretty nice all things considered. Don't have to put up with neighbours, can burn shit without a permit and just enjoy the country atmosphere.
>Do you drink
Only when I go out. Have four Bulmers with me now but saving them for a good time.
drug?
Only at a friend's house. I've only done weed before but I'd be open for other stuff if it was offered. One of my friend's a massive druggie.
>>61184409
>Being attracted to a lesbian is the least gay thing possible
kek yeah it's just the pinnacle of heterosexuality
>>61184564
>>61184218
too bad shes bi m8
even though its all part of her "so quirky xD" persona
I'd say she loves cock
>>61178637
Damn nigga thats mah shit nigga, damn nigga
All "Cromartie Edition" n' shiiiet.
>>61184779
explain how being attracted to a woman is gay
>>61184706
Since you're in the backarse of the country, why not grow weed yourself?
>>61184779
Being attracted to two girls fucking is fairly straight lad. You are trying pretty hard to convince yourself otherwise though, hmm.
>>61184550
Fucking love thick meaty sausages lad.
>>61184969
Yea? I got one right HERE
*unbuttons pants*
>>61184900
Does it even grow in this climate? Even so I wouldn't want to explain to my family that I'm growing drugs.
>>61184920
certainly but aside from moving the goalposts, obsessing over a lesbian isn't it's all too "im TOTALLY not gay guys!! pls believe me!i-i like girls just conveniently girls id never have a chance with! haha"
>>61185018
>wearing buttoned pants
Ha ha what a fucking loser!
>>61185173
My dong gets stuck in zippers often so I avoid those now
>>61185122
I'm sure you could grow 2 plants in your press provided you get the lighting and venting sorted out. Wouldn't be super difficult.
anime fags should be put to death
>>61185326
Can't be arsed paying for lighting and ventilation is hit in this house as it is. We don't even have insulation.
>>61185528
Man, that sounds rough.
>>61185146
You seem to be arguing with shadows, I didn't post the pic, my only contribution to the lesbian girl meme from /brit/ was to point out your faulty reasoning.
Also I'm bi and have a gf, checkmate autist.
>>61185761
>I'm bi
you mean you're gay
>>61185761
>I'm bi
kek bender, your bias is thus revealed
>>61185913
No lad, it's only gay if you take it.
>>61185146
never really seen someone so deluded
man likes woman= heterosexual
regardless of her sexual orientation
>girls id never have a chance with
Well that would be the first time anyone was attracted to someone the didn't have a chance with
you're digging yourself a hole lad
>>61185671
Sometimes when it rains the walls leak. For the most part it's because this house was built around 100 years ago, but it's also due to my dad not bothering to fix anything and even when we got an extension built in the 90's it was made below the regulations.
>>61186020
Hes pure projecting his sexual insecurity onto us, this is probably the same lad who's older brother thinks he's gay and keeps having 'that chat' with him
>>61186020
>never really seen someone so deluded
take a gander in the mirror
gf fell down stairs and died; crisis averted
>>61186172
Were you breastfed?
>>61186172
solid rebuttal there boss
>I was only messing xD
>>61186235
Did they save the baby?
Will Grigg's on fire
someone call an ambulance
>>61186239
until the age of seven
Irish political scum britlicking today has been sickening
>>61186877
I take it they're all remainfags?
>>61186937
They are, some posh cunt on VinB just now was singing the praises of Thatcher, I shit you not, Vincent had to point out that she was a euroseptic
>>61187084
>singing the praises of Thatcher
Some people are pure scum.
>>61187084
>Vincent had to point out that she was a euroseptic
not always you clueless spastic
Being a sleeping cunt now lads. Night.
>>61184416
You are ugly
>>61185996
So if you're giving, you're still having sex with a gay lad. You're a fucking idiot
>>61188021
>spastic
Said the lad with the bus pass
>>61178637
Is that anime worth checking out? I vaguely remember seeing an episode on Sky years ago
>>61189176
Probably not, it's a cartoon after all.
>>61189054
yes? I am affluent enough to afford a bus pass? if that is what you deem worthy of your contempt you are clearly a landless peasant undeserving of my acknowledgement
>>61189988
The implication, and it's no shock it went over your head, is that you didn't buy your pass, but it was given to you on account of your intellectual disabilities.
>>61191213
>says the lad who thought maggie thatcher was euroseptic since he just copies his opinions off the media
lmao @ u the irony is delicious yum yum :p
>>61191466
>thatcher was pro europe
I feel bad laughing at a genuinely handicapped person but AHAHAHAHAH
>>61191668
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha go back to eating shite from babies arses and copying your opinions from the more intellectually developed
:')
>>61191824
>taken 4 years before she was elected
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>61179837
>curry chiproll
mah nigga.
>>61191887
>the city of your reading comprehension
>this futile attempt to save face
no harm in admitting youre wrong m8 :')
in fact itd just be par of the course :^)
cmon you should be used to being the bigger man since most of your relationships involve molesting children
(^:
>>61183935
What county are ya from Anon?
>>61192072
Do you really want me to school you on how populist politics works? It's a bit late.
The funniest part is how you resort to attack me personally but I just need to focus on the content of your absolutely imbecilic posts.
>thatcher was Pro Europe
Literally laughing out loud.
>>61192209
I'd much rather you were never in a position to teach anyone anything lest you take advantage of the situation and groom some poor unsuspecting children.
Thankfully though you're no longer allowed around children.
>thatcher was Pro Europe
>I'm leaving /eire/ and never coming back
>>61192336
Does a paedophile actually post here? Why haven't they been reported to the Gardaí yet?
>>61192670
Don't worry, the Garda know about Howth, he's in Newcastle infirmary now so it's grand.
>>61192670
yeah
tried to groom another poster on here before and then lost the head after being rejected
gives me the creeps
hope they get locked up again soon
>>61192738
Nah it's all sorted now, see>>61192716
>>61192773
it was tommy tho not howth
>>61192823
Then why did the Howth get sectioned after 'the incident'
>>61192863
Not sure but I trust the Garda know what they are doing.
>>61192863
i dont know what youre talking about i just remember tommy trying to groom someone
it was really creepy he's like 40
>>61192716
Who is Howth? Never heard of them before?
>>61192823
I've heard of this Tommy guy before. Sounds like a right weirdo.
>>61193095
Howth was who Tommy tries to emulate because he wishes he was half the man Howth is with his chiselled jaw and studious intellect rather than a shite eating homo.
>>61192924
>>61193095
Howth had been following an anon poster from thread to thread and assigning him personalities and harassing him, apparently his repressed sexually frustrations got the better of him and he became obsessed with this Tommy lad,
After Tommy rebuffed him he took it so badly he went to the extent of samefagging threads and making allegations about him and even went to the gaurds.
Thankfully he did because he could have hurt someone otherwise, they saw through his bullshit and had him sectioned, he now resides in a padded cell in Newcastle.
So,
Tommy and Howth = massive benders?
so what happened to the "epic meetup send your email and phone number to us to get location" you were all shitposting about weeks ago? Trying to collect information?
You fuckers are absolutely pathethic I've always seen through your faggotry, fucking Roorah, fake faggot germaboo cunt calling himself trinity, howth, rusty, probably all the other faggots too all went behind your shitty little sham of a meetup so you could gather information you pathethic cunts.
>>61193250
basically this but it was tommy who was rebuffed by a different poster and then he had a mental breakdown and began to introject character traits of howth into his personality
a dangerously mentally unstable individual, as to be expected from a homosexual
>>61193396
essentially yes but tommy is an actual genuine bender
>>61193493
Oh I see, well thankfully Howth is now getting the help he needs.
Nat con rally when?
So who wants to start a new border campaign?
>>61193669
Never, I'm leaving /eire/ and never coming back
Howth here btw
>>61193669
I move for Tommy as fashion minister. He'll make us all look fabulous with studded leather assless chaps and glitter.
We can cover up all his child sex indiscretions too.
>>61193776
Did you kiddy fiddle?
>>61193798
That would be handy, and Howth actually already has all the leather gear.
>>61193798
Tommy here. Thank you that is just fabulous. :3
He says goodbye to /éire/ with what best can be described as emotion. He doesn't feel much, yet he finds himself in miss of the banter and the overall aura of feeling superior to sad faggots, failed animators, queers repeating the LC and shit-eating mechanics.
He knows he must go. He has more important things in his life. His time on /int/ was ephemeral, transient if you will. It was an enjoyable deviation from his life of success. He has never been anything but a success, but 4chan made helped him feel what the masses feel. He was here as an experiment, trying to feel out new ways to control people for his upcoming domination of European politics.
He sits inside his palatial home, after a hard day's work, and surveys the land. He looks at the political landscape. Everything. No stone is left unturned. He likes to stay abreast of current events.
With a cold heart, he says goodbye: goodbye to all the losers and sad cunts. The words coming from his mouth mesmerise even his fiercest critics. They're moved to tears. Ellen drops his animation portfolio, realising he will never craft anything as beautiful as Howth's words or even pass his shit little FAS FETAC course. Juniper will always be mentally deficient and will cling onto sanity through alcohol. Tommy will always act the hard man even though he is a shaft-gripping, shit-devouring aberration. Tsukihi will fall short of his goal of becoming a doctor and become a lowly pharmacist, all the while dreaming and cogitating on what could have been. Jaggy will come out to his left-wing mother that brainwashed him and she will accept him for being a pansy. AA will finally live vicariously through ponies and other cartoon shit and will forever be a slave to his sister, who beats him.
Those are all individual experiences, but one overall experience they will all have is this: they will all know HOWTH was right, that he truly knew the future. They will know how intelligent he was and admire his foresight.
Bye
>>61193884
kek'd
>>61193955
tl;dr
>>61193959
Thank you very much anon, now I can sleep easy.
Good night girls.
>>61194130
typical bender desperate for social validation smdh
It's dropping like mad.
>>61194287
Thatcher will be spinning in her grave
>>61193955
nice epic
i read it
Who watching?
