i didn't even want any stupid fucking dubs edition
Why didn't you make a /luso+éire/ edition?
Faggot
Esse fio agora é luso.
Fale somente PORTUGUÊS ou INGLES
>>61178685
Calm down daddy, now get ready for some crazy shit ;))))
>>61178685
PORTUGUÊS.
Só se fala português nessa porra.
>>61178682
Isso.
Shit foreign phoneposter garbage. Sage it and come to >>61178637
Huehuehue where da irish wymin at
>>61178807
we arent active enough for thread wars retard
>>61178807
nah
>>61178807
Vamos para lá também
/luso/phones welcome
just pretend it says /luso/ in the subject
Where do I get my QUADS?
Here or the other one?
>>61178917
Are you Irish?
>>61178958
yes
>>61178958
His mother is american and his father is swiss. Dunno why he claims to be irish
>>61179318
>mother is american
?????
she's only been here 3 years like me
>>61179401
Irishmen dont lose their accent. You didnt have one to begin with. You sound like a German that has lived in the US for 10 years.
Conclusion: You are not of Irish blood.
>>61179552
i do have an accent though. you're just memeing because you spend too much time on /brit/
>>61179401
hey muh heritage
rate my family tree
>>61179614
Of course you do. You sound like a German.
>>61179636
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
>>61179636
Nice, a true American. Hello Friend.
>>61179689
maybe a small bit, but its clear straight away that i'm irish when you hear me
we have this discussion every day and no one agrees with you
>>61179756
We're all real Americans on the inside. Even you can be an American too.
I honestly think people just bullshit those family trees with flags of countries they think are """""cool"""""
>>61179870
Liar
>>61179903
I want to be an American that lives in Wyoming.
>>61179977
How much do you want it? You can do it, the only thing stopping you is your own apprehension to follow your dreams.
>>61179903
no, a large amount of americans have lots of recent foreign ancestry
you'd really be surprised.
are you southern? that would explain it
also listen to this and tell your man i am not american
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yvuMrqK9EW
>>61179977
montana is the best state
>>61179915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yvuMrqK9EW
>>61180062
immigrating to america is hard
only reason im here is cos my mam married a citizen
>>61180176
You sound like a depressed german with no sense of humour, Hans.
>>61180176
I live in Western Washington. Both of my parents are from the east coast. Dad's family from New York and I think my mom's family is from Iowa and the surrounding area.
Also Washington is literally the best state in the entire union and likely the best place on earth.
>>61180176
Your accent is too nasal to be Irish, but too well-rounded to be American. Your 'S's whistle too much to be anything other than Germanic. It's an interesting accent to be fair, you sound like one of my friends.
>>61180243
>im here is cos my mam married a citizen
sorry lad I apologise for my earlier behaviour. parents remarrying is a real cunt
>>61180359
fuck off
>>61180360
hmm, interesting
southerners have a tendency not to know their ancestry cos theyve been here since before the war of independence
>>61180438
it's fine la, i'm a big boy.
>>61180373
ive always been a bit nasal. dunno why. did not know my s's were different though. very insightful
>>61180557
>not know their ancestry
If you ask an englishman where they're from, they'll not say "hehe i'm danish, norman, angle, saxon, roman, pictish, french and castillan".
After hundreds of years, the Danes who invaded and colonized England stopped being Danish and started being English.
After hundreds of years and any ties I have to Europe being ablated, I'm American.
Also rate my accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hwEYzKKgPk
>>61180557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIta1bZRkg
>>61180557
When you speak quickly the whistling of your S's is evident, your relationship with the hard 'th' diphthong is interesting too - both German and Irish speakers - or at least those with those accents - have trouble pronouncing a hard 'th' as in 'thin' , 'thing' 'thick'. It mostly comes out as 'tin' 'ting' and 'tick' in an Irish accent, and 'sin' (with a hard 's', pronounced quickly) 'sing' and 'sick' in a German speaker's accent.
I see more of the former in your accent, but I could certainly sense the latter in other parts (pronunciation of 'r' etc.).
t. Linguist
SOMEBODY FUCK ME
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tIpHRwrzVE
What do irish people think of Brexit?
>>61181075
I hope Brexit wins
>>61181075
not irish but I hope Brexit wins
>>61181125
What do you think of Northern Ireland?
>>61178234
I dont want any smelly dirty micks replying to me anyway
>>61181075
I shared my views in another thread earlier - I really want it to happen, because there is a chance the Celtic lands could be independent again if Britain leaves. The EU might even collapse, and that would get me rock-hard. Ireland would be so much better as a whole, sovereign and independent state, with no EU ties, only free trade with Europe. Also, less chance of a European Caliphate developing.
>>61181244
I don't care for Norn Iron. An economic nightmare if reunification were to happen (Which it wont.)
>>61180926
i can prbounce the th (both of them) but i refuse to.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j8C14EpEIB
>>61181125
same but irish people are generally pro-EU
>>61180834
you sound like almost exactly like the locals trying to impersonate my accent
>>61181310
>sour grapes
>>61181244
rightful clay but filles with retards
>I shared my views in another thread earlier - I really want it to happen, because there is a chance the Celtic lands could be independent again if Britain leaves. The EU might even collapse, and that would get me rock-hard. Ireland would be so much better as a whole, sovereign and independent state, with no EU ties, only free trade with Europe. Also, less chance of a European Caliphate developing.
>>61181386
Oh shit, guys, did I just get roasted?????
What do I do???
>>61181494
be an independent natio-
oh wait
>>61181642
oh shit
>>61181377
Excuse me for going all 'OOH a rare specimen in the wild!' but your accent is really interesting.
You sometimes end sentences with a germanic schwa sound e.g. at 12 seconds in your recording when you say 'it'. But then, you'll say something in a uniquely Irish way, and my brain struggles to picture the way your mouth is moving to pronounce all these weird sounds at once.
Pretty lit.
Where is he???
>>61181778
with that weight at that age, probably a nursing home.
>>61181726
here's me singing "follow me up to carlow"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UAf4M8NHnt
don't be sorry, makes me happy that i have an interesting accent
did not know i used hard to pronounce sounds regularly. i thought only "hard" sounds i knew were the hard r, the ch, german ö and ü
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C0fK4P4DSI
>>61181946
I see even more now! You have the uniquely Irish ch-trch dichotomy - you could, for instance, pronounce the word 'chat' with a hard 'ch' in 'chin', 'cheek' etc.
But, you pronounced the word 'children' in your recording, as something like '(tr)children' (quite hard to explain without IPA). You started to pronounce it as a 'tr' (train, truck, track), then pronounced a hard 'ch' into the bargain.
Fascinating, continue.
>>61182322
(evidence of this at 32 seconds on your recording of the song)
>>61182322
how do you know all this stuff
you study it or something
>>61182585
I'm a linguist, this shit's my job yo.
>>61182700
cool, didnt know we had a linguist here
how do you make money off it
watching ducktales
only seen it in german when i was young, did not know scrooge mcduck was scottish
>>61182840
I interpret sometimes, but only privately over skype and things like that (I speak around 6 languages with varying proficiency, hoping to bump that up to around 8 this summer). Apart from that I translate documents, and I lecture on linguistics. I'm writing a novel right now, so I'm hoping I can get it published with the ties I have.
It doesn't pay a huge amount, but the pay isn't awful overall. I love languages and the way they work, so this is my dream job.
>>61183119
6 languages? I call bullshit, what languages?
>inb4 esperanto
>>61183600
Including English it's 6.
Russian, Irish, English, Hochdeutsch, Hebrew, Farsi.
It's not that hard to learn languages, it just requires effort.
A healthy timespan helps too.
>>61183910
>Irish
so really just 5 then
>>61184405
What a good meme, you're from Dublin I suspect.
>>61184405
jackeen scum detected
>>61184465
Is as BÁC domsa, togadh 's rugadh mé. Tá Gaeilge agam, ná héist leis. Tá 6 teangacha agatsa.
>>61184465
>>61184405
>irish isn't a language
>dubliners aren't irish
Both my memes
>>61184701
Isn't meme claiming my meme?
Meme thief spotted, filthy meme-knacker.
>>61184701
>dubliners aren't irish
not a meme
>>61184701
no i invented both mems
>>61184804
Yank, I'm more Irish than you.
>>61184854
jackeens aren't irish
it's just how it is
>>61184851
Fraid not grasshopper, I also invented you, you only exist in my mind
>>61184465
>d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dooblin /;-;\
more people are figuratively capable of speaking irish in dublin than the rest of the country combined
>>61184851
>mem
literally my gimmick you gimmick scrounger
>>61184694
Ní bacaim leis na leaids sin, tá siad fiú ach míshásta lena shaoil féin. Tá brionglóid agam don todhcaí - go mbeidh Gaeilge an teanga is úsáidte in Éireann, agus go mbeidh an cultúir Ceilteach ar ais againn...
Ach ceapaim gur brionglóid mí-aibí é.
>>61184971
>>>>>>>>>>>>capable
I propose an experiment.
Have a conversation with 10 Dubliners in Irish.
Random test subjects.
You have 20 tries.
>>61184921
thanks for admitting youre not irish pal :')
>>61185241
Thanks for admiting your illiteracy, friend.
>>61185197
your proposed experiment has no academic value as it does not conform to accepted empirical methods
i suggest you familiarize yourself with them before suggesting something so silly again :-)
>>61185124
>go mbeidh Gaeilge an teanga is úsáidte in Éireann
Domhan na samhlaíochta, a chara.
>>61185481
Since we weren't discussing in an academic context, merely in a so-called 'banter format', your comment on my rebuttal singles you out as a gullible receiver of immigrant cock, friend :^D
>>61185345
you're from tallaght so you're a jackeen despite how much you object to the contrary
>>61185623
>receiver of immigrant cock
if we're discussing this in a "banter context" i suggest you familiarize yourself with them too
>>61185644
im not from tallaght
>>61185744
Is this a meme?
Like, the "I'm a big boy, don't need no recommendations :^) Facts? Pfff...".
Seems like fun, I wish I could try it.
>>61185827
yes you are
>>61185935
>>61185744
Samefag?
>>61185935
no i'm not
>>61185907
Wtf are you even on about you clown?
>>61185935
>>61186041
>>61185744
Samefag.
Answer me.
>>61186011
yes you are you delusional spastic
>>61186130
Okay, no replies.
We now know the asshole of the thread.
Fuck you, other Irish anon.
>>61186221
no i'm not
>>61186294
Do you have bipolar disorder or something? Weirdo.
>>61186440
Do you have screenshotting capabilities?
If not, you're retarded.
If so, screenshot my samefag post.
You fucking cunt xx
>>61186511
Nah you're alright boss.
Right lads, going out to smoke a few spliffs with the boyos.
We've this fat friend, going to a field where this stray doberman is staying. Get the fat friend high as a kite, and watch the funniest thing I will ever see. Enjoy your night, if I've photos, will post.
Love you Irishbros, but we can't guarantee this won't happen again, home advantage after all
>>61186737
Are you seriously this stupid?
Wew laddy, at least have mine.
>>61186853
Nah I just don't care.
But good luck with that.
>>61186844
No hard feelings la
>>61186914
Literal retard. This shows you are the other anon, by my superior powers of deduction :^)
End it btw, cleaner that way.
oi cunts
>>61186853
>>61186914
>>61187017
>>61187037
fuck off samefag
>>61187104
>>61187138
Pic related, please see that that anon is retarded.
>>61187017
Such a nice people compared to the English.
Irish supporters are the best here, wish you a good game
>>61187206
you caught me
>>61187017
Speak for yourself, ya big smelly eejit
>>61187281
Same to you lad
>>61187302
You're actually pissing me off now.
>>61187302
You're actually pissing me off now.
>>61187037
Okay? Chalk it up on the cv pal.
sry for the late reply btw was eating chips
>>61186823
Most sadistic thing I've read in a while.
>>61187388
Relax lad, it's all a product of your imagination, if you stop reading it it will cease to exist.
>>61187476
>chalk it up
my meme, please stop this thievery
>>61187037
Okay? Chalk it up on the cv pal.
sry for the late reply btw was eating chips
>>61187490
Most feminine thing I've read in a while
>>61187388
Relax lad, it's all a product of your imagination, if you stop reading it it will cease to exist.
>>61187476
>chalk it up
my meme, please stop this thievery
This tosser is better at killing threads than me, slight feeling of begrudging admiration desu
cheers lads good night for (You)s
>>61187837
You got me.
>>61187837
all me btw
reminder i LITERALLY run these threads and have done since they began
you are ALL just marionettes i direct with the casual contemptuous flick of my wrist
skype shitposting crew at it again
>>61187939
Excuse yourself, I am the most influential poster in these threads.
You seem manic tonight anon
>>61187837
i already said it
you caught me
>>61187939
and yet i consitently have sex with any and every woman you have ever felt any attraction towards on a daily basis
>>61187999
damn those trips
>>61187999
>(You)
>>61188024
fuck off
>>61188023
nah nah nah you are the erstwhile apprentice never matching or eclipsing the master
Tonight, as I drift off to sleep, I will be fantasising about chasing you all through the woods with an iron bar
>>61188094
i screen capped a post of yours yesterday, wanna see which one????
>>61188165
gowan
My name is Michael D. Higgins and the D is for dancin'.
cetilc
Me good shed!
>>61188194
>>61188415
yeh it's true
got a problem, homophobe?
>>61188455
fags not welcome
>>61188503
>>61188145
You young man have done nothing of note here, your delusionalary posts are humorous at best but not at all memorable. Your meme thievery and argumentative nature is all that you are know for.
Anything funny that has ever happen in an /eire/ thread has been either my OC or a direct result of my posts.
When I don't post, these threads die, people only come here now because they are afraid they might miss one of my fantastically witty character assassinations.
>>61188640
i love creating drama out of nothing :)
>>61188701
>>61188701
I love punctuation :o
>>61188922
I love dubs :p
>>61188640
Howth you were always a subpar personality and got run out of here by the true King of /eire/.
>>61189088
Nice dubs Tommy
>>61189088
I'm the true High King of /éire/ you fuck boy.
You can't even spell éire correctly.
>>61189232
its always been eire newcunt
>>61189141
>Tommy
kek that bender tripfag was never even in the 3rd tier of personalities he never even had the impressionability of the axis of influential personas unlike howth
>>61189809
Howth was never a real person newfag. It's long since been established that all of the Howth pasta was ghost written on the Skype group by Trinity and Butler
>>61190521
makes u think
