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Her majesty is probably just waking up Edition

Good morning your majesty!
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me
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Get the fuck off my money.
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>>60937842
old cunt
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Can she even die?
>mfw queen for 63 years
>select all images with tea
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Philip looks good for his age
man he's old as fuck
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reminder of what happened last thread
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>>60937842
Reminder whites are leaving your country en masse and coming to Australia.

BRITAIN BTFO
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>>60937882
who cares, this happens every day because idiots get restless and want to spout memes
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>185 posts
what the fucm
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>>60937906
that thread was bad anyways
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>>60937842
She's 90 and it's a Saturday. Surely she gets a lie-in while they pump Philip full of all the unholy shit keeping him alive
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>>60937624
>>60937624
>>60937624
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>>60937842
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>>60937947
>"fair allies"
>threw Brits into the jungle to build railroads with their bare hands for laughs
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>>60937882
genuinely have no idea why you made this. this happens legit like 4 times a week at least
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>>60937980
forgive and forget 2bh
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>the Queen will die in your lifetime
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>>60937993
Not if we all kill ourselves first
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>>60937993

feels gut mann
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>>60937993
>JFs will banter us when this happens
scum
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If you dislike the monarchy you're either a paki or some povvo northerner
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>>60938014
more like republishits will crawl out of the mud to start a fuss before her body is even cold
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remember lads
say NO to cuckime#
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>>60938014
>us

Fuck off Fa Ying, you're not one of us
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>>60938044
>being unaware of the man, the legend that is Thailad

Mate just fuck off you mong
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>americans pronounce poor pohr and cook cuck
why
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https://youtu.be/bnNWUUZ7cEA
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>>60938061
He's not a legend, he's a very naughty boy
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>>60937993
>implying she can die
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>>60938070

what are you french
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>>60937991
obviously threads get deleted a lot

but these threads followed all the rules made after the bump limit and everything so there was no reason that the last two threads should have been deleted

last thread was the fourth thread
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Might shove a 10p in my japs eye?

Thoughts?
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>>60938099
yeah...he spergs out and does it all the time. like I said, it happens all the time. just spam shit about him doing it for free and eventually he stops
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>>60938092
no
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1HqwdjfCB
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>>60937842
tune for the queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMuLi7BC_wc
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The Jews kill the Queen to drum up votes for Remain if dubs.
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>>60938128
all the time? that might be a bit of an exaggeration
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>couple of friends sat they think a friend of mine might be bipolar after I tell them a few stories
>never mentioned it before but decide to drop it in conversation
>talking with said-friend sometime
>"Yeah my dog was all lazy a second ago but now he's jumping around everywhere"
>"Haha what is he bipolar or something"
>"...anon I'm not bipolar"

Suspicious
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>>60937842
scabrous old hag
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bit weird going on peoples facebooks who've died and seeing their posts from like a week before they died desu
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KILTED SOLDIERS WEAR NO DRAWERS
WON'T YOU KINDLY LEND THEM YOURS?
THE RICH MUST ALWAYS HELP THE POOR
TO SAVE THE BRITISH ARMY
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>>60937968
good post
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night x
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>>60938293
it's morning mate what are you doing
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>>60938316
check your circadian rhythm privilege my man
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Might try going to a shooting range next weekend lads.
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>>60938364
good lad
dont listen to the queers who think only americans shoot guns, guns are class
t. yuro
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>>60938130

sorry, but kook is phonetically taken to mean a crazy person, also, cook follows the rule of took, look, etc.

really, you're just being annoying as usual
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Did eggs die
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>>60938364
Is that okay in Thailand?

I know they have incredibly strict drug laws (executing people for possession) so please make sure you're well within the bounds of the law when shooting

>>60938382
I own 3 AR-15s
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>>60938458
no its pronounced cook, same as kook
its a kooker, and a woman who kooks is a kook
cuckold is pronounced kookold also
fuckin yanks
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>>60938491
i own fuckall but im very pro guns in general
2nd amendment is fucking great too, wish ireland had it
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>>60938502

yeah yeah, why don't you go calling arabs asians now
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>>60938491
>executing people for possession of drugs
That's not correct
>make sure you're well within the bounds of the law when shooting
It's a licensed range, guns are perfectly legal here.
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>>60938524
but i dont i call them arabs
asians has always been east asians to me
im not brit scum.
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>>60938520
Make your own as in buy the parts online and then put it together yourself

All you'll need is a punch and hammer

Check out various sources though as to what parts fit together well cause if you just throw together a bunch of random shit you'll end up with gaps and your accuracy and reliability will suffer as well
That's really the only reason to buy a factory AR-15 but if you're not competition shooting you'll be fine with making your own
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>>60938502

at any rate, there are more of us speaking English than you, and we are actually uniform in our diction

so it is standard
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>>60938567
eh not really bothered with that atm.
my uncle's got loads of guns actually (hunting rifles i believe mostly). he's ex-army, got "shot in the foot" in lebanon (wink). steals clothes from the warehouse he guards now
>>60938587
no such thing as standard english. english is pluricentric.
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if you are american man and don't own guns then you are an absolute melt and should consider castration
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>>60938683
Good lad
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>>60938683
port arthur was a setup to take away your guns lad
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>>60938683

some people actually feel uncomfortable seeing a gun in any way (not even traumatized victims of crime)

you have to wonder how they get that way
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might do some gardening today
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>>60938530
>guns are perfectly legal here

that's true pretty much everywhere in the world so long as you have the proper paperwork, I just don't want to see are thailad get gang raped in a 3rd world prison
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>>60938735
kek it took 19 posts for a brit flag to post in /brit/
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>>60938738
Why would I be arrested for shooting a gun at a licensed gun range?
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>>60938734
its because they feel that people are ridiculously impuslive with guns and gund alone and will shoot someone at the snap of a finger
makes no sense imo that never happens
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>>60938745
bloody yanks
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>>60938734
>you have to wonder how they get that way

The media is far more powerful than anyone can understand

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201
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>>60938780
what are you planting?
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>>60938730
very unpopular opinion that will get you labelled a piece of shit but some of it is very suspicious desu
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>>60938760
dunno m8 funny stuff happens in the 3rd world i lived in the philippines for 3 years and saw no shortage of it myself
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>>60938795
extremely suspicious tb h
sandy hook's the same but the americans are more competent ofc
>>60938806
this, its just how SEA is perceives
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>>60938787
probably nothing but there's a lot of weeds and stuff that need getting rid of.
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>>60938738
people here can get uncomfortable around guns but they have had absolutely no exposure to them. people who fear guns in places where guns are everywhere are absolute nancies
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>>60938806
I've lived in the country we've actually discussing for 4 years and I'm telling you you're talking shit m8.
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>>60938735

nothing more dull than trimming hydrangea
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>>60938832
one of my mates came to visit and got visibly uneasy when he saw a man open-carrying (which is common around here) in the grocery store

never gonna let him live that down
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>>60938652

all I know is that you can't understand a good half of the English speakers in the UK
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found a fucking earwig on my bed, swiped at it and it flew across my room so I tore my room apart looking for the little bastard and mum woke up and yelled at me.

- x
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>>60938860
where is your friend from?

I was slightly uneasy when I went to France in 2009 and there were armed soldiers with famas rifles throughout CDG airport but then got over it pretty quick
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>>60938847
see >>60938819
obviously you know best but people dont really know about SEA. just hear shit like death sentence for chewing gum, and all the countries there get mixed up (i can probably point out 4 SEA countries on a map)
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brexit is +20 over remain now after Jo Cox's death and the left's pathetic attempt to use a still-warm corpse as their soapbox
52-32
The people have awoken.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/06/17/exclusive-poll-eu-support-falls-after-jo-cox-murder/86031038/
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>>60938883
>(i can probably point out 4 SEA countries on a map)
protip: they're all pretty close together, if you can find one, try the ones next door.
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>>60938868
i can understand anyone in the UK except certain scots and maybe some turbochav accents
only other accent i cant understand is knackerspeak (which im not sure is really english)
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>>60938735
Hey I garden too! This year I planted a few different types of peppers, tomatoes and blueberries. I should probably weed tomorrow tb h
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>>60938860
I don't understand why people need to open carry when they go out to do everyday stuff. Just get a cc permit and don't be a fucking attention whore about it.
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>>60938882
we grew up in the same town but after uni went our seperate ways he ended up in washington dc i in a rural small town

he's always been a bit of a ponce
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>>60938902
i know singapore (the mall country), vietnam (SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN) indonesia (islands or something) thailad and maybe malaysia
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>>60938896
Remain voters don't fill in polls. Same way the Tory voters didn't and the Scottish No voters didn't.

We're voting to keep things the same, so we don't care enough to tell companies about it.

Polls don't mean a thing.
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>>60938916
why tomorrow?
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>>60938936
the result is completely unpredictable tb h
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>>60938896
Just when you're about to lose faith in mankind.
>>60938931
here you go lad
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>>60938943
because it's night time silly!
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>>60938943
well its 1:30 in the am here so if he's a west coaster its like 11:30 pm there
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>>60938922
could've been a security guard off duty or it just could've been a regular person

it's their right to do so and if they want to carry then that's fine they shouldn't not carry because it conflict with someone's feelings

no need to freak out because someone in your vicinity has a pistol holstered on their belt
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>>60938928
what a ducking sissy, I'd feel safer in the states with guys CC'ing. gives possible shooters more priority targets than me lmao
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>>60938916
better provide pictures
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>>60938936

remain voters don't shoot MP's either now do they
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>>60938943
well its 1:30 in the am here so if he's a west coaster its like 11:30 pm there
>>60938960
thought thailand was where burma was
and did not know malaysia had 2 parts
hmmm
oh i know phillipines ofc forgot that was SEA
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>>60938936
bookies do mean something though and you can be fairly certain that whoever they give the odds to will win
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>>60938974
Mair isn't a remain voter now is he, prisoners don't vote
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>tfw haven't even gone to sleep yet.

thinking about quitting my job lads. scared shitless.

also I got drunk and texted my ex. it was pathetic lads......... kill me
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>>60938904
how would you pronounce this word:
Marylebone
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>>60938993
mahr-ee--leh-bown just from reading it
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Since seeing a gun in the US usually proceeds a shooting spree, I don't blame people for being weary of open carriers
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Just been for my run lads, good feel.

Bit cold today but means that even if I do nothing else I've had a productive day.
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>>60938990
Chin up m8

I've called my ex before when I was feeling exceptionally randy and had a wank as we were talking

Don't quit your job though unless you have another sure thing
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>>60939003
mind you i have no idea how to read english placenames.
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>>60938993
marly-bone
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>>60939003

mahr le' bown
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>>60939022

how can I find another sure thing when I working 12 hours a day lad?
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>>60939020
I'd consider CC if I could but I'd never OC desu
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>>60938987
Fairly certain isn't correct, it just has the illusion of being more correct until the event happens, which if it goes the other way will have a bag of excuses ready as to why it didn't happen the way of the most likely prediction. NN Taleb writes a lot about this sort of thing and when you look at the maths its horrible how wrong you find yourself being about so many things.
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>>60939016
sissy boy scared of a gun lmao
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>>60939043
That's 12 whole hours when you're not working though
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>>60939016
what's funny is Donald Trump rallies are gun free zones. For someone so pro-gun he sure is scared of people bringing guns into his rallies...
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>>60939046
Read Freakonomics if you never have before

Culture of Fear is another good read
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>>60939061
you know how many death threats he gets?
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>>60939061
Have you not seen the insane opposition protests?

It's amazing nobody has been shot yet.
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>>60939069
I have freakanomics and the follow on (superfreakanomics?) and its not the same level as Taleb but fun to read and informative.
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>>60938916
i've just got lots of weeding to do desu im quite ruthless with it desu i end up killing a lot of the plants but its better than just having an entire section full of weeds desu

i might take before and after pics desu
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>>60939045
open carry is more of a deterrent desu

people are less likely to try shit if they know someone is armed

>but what if they see you and shoot you first??
unless we are talking mass shooting, and even then the mere presence of a gun gives would-be criminals 2nd thoughts, then they will not want to escalate a robbery or assault right into a murder off the bat
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>>60939003
>>60939036

british place names are pretty goddamn confusing

Marylebone is pronounce mar-lih-bin

Ok here have a list of British place names to pronouce:
Aberystwyth
Bicester
Cirencester
Derby
Durham
Dumfries
Ely
Frome
Gloucester
Greenwich
Hartlepool
Llanelli
Leicester
Leominster
Loughborough
Marlborough
Marylebone
Mousehole
Reading
Ruislip
Powys
Slough
Southark
Tottenham
Worcester
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>>60939061
Stadiums are by law gun free zones, it's not up to the person renting them to change the rules.
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Didn't someone try and shoot trump?
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>>60939078
this, twitter "assasinate trump" and look at the results
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>>60939098
Give Culture of Fear a read then it's well worth the time
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>>60939104
It's all a shibboleth
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>>60939101
I'd be more worried the open carrier will go on a shooting spree.
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>>60939078
The Secret Service is well on top of any legitimate threats
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>>60939130
then you should open carry too so you can stop him if he's tries anything
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>>60939117
Looking at it on amazon already mate :)
Read Taleb's Fooled by Randomness if you haven't and get the chance, its a mind blower and one of those books you have to reread pages to even get your head around counter intuitive things. black Swan is good too, one of those reads that has you doubting things you thought were gospel.
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>>60939104
try and pronounce these places from my state (Michigan)

Ypsilanti
Saugatuck
Cheboygan
Charlevoix
Mackinac Island
Tahquamenon
Hamtramck
Dowagiac
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>>60939136
kek because theyre going to thoroughly investigate everyone that says "smdh fa m wish someond kill that cracka trump already tb h"
>>60939104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12K6WcWHBxk
fuckin brits
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>>60939145
Ah yes and the culture of fear begins
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>>60939157
or how about arkansas
ive heard of cheboygan but never seen it written. thought it was spelt sheboygan
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>>60939155
I'll give both those a read
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>>60939157
alright you have to pronounce >>60939104 though

Here goes:
- sih-lahn-tee
- saw-guh-tuck
- shuh-boy-gihn
- shar-lih-vwa
- muh-kin-ick island
- tah-que-mih-nun
- ham-trumk
- dow-a-jiac

probably butchered it but tell me if i'm right
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>>60939173
life is a culture of fear. you dont commit crime because you fear prison.
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Check out this bass I caught this evening

Good size fella, pretty fat
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>>60939104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XvzgaxRrVj
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>>60939173
Now you're getting it
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>>60939101
OC just seems really obnoxious desu
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>>60939211

fucking hell lad
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>>60939157
Those are all Indian names (many of which have a French spelling as they were much more friendly to the Indians) aside from the French one, not really comparable to English names
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>then you should open carry too so you can stop him if he's tries anything
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>>60939198
Going pike fishing with my dad tomorrow
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>>60939198

>you will never go out fishing with your American mates
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>>60939231
It definitely is if you're somewhere where it's not commonplace; for instance I have no problem OC'ing in my town, but I wouldn't do it in a bigger city
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>>60939182
just checked and sadly the libraries here are on their deathbed so cant get culture of fear from there so its on the wishlist now. Good finding new books, i read a lot (3-5 books a week when not mental) so recommendations are always welcomed.
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>>60939241
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>>60939246
dumbest shit ive ever seen
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>>60939272

did you read all quiet on the western front?
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r-ready to get y-your shit pushed in owen farell.... heheh...
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>when Americans have better fishing than Britain
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>>60939246
the anarcho-capitalist dream, everything done at gun point
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>>60939301
wallabies lost themselves that game desu as long as they don't shit the bed then wallabies should be okay
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>>60939262
What do you catch those on?

>>60939265
>tfw no mates nearby
Sucks but fishing is always fun even by yourself

>>60939272
Read The Great Game: The Struggle for Empire in Central Asia
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>>60939211
>>60939163
Fucking hell

ok here's the answer

[spoiler]
a-burr-wrist-with
biss-ter
siren-sester
dar-bee
durr-em
dumb-frees
eel-lee
froom
gloss-ter
gren-ich
hart-lee-pool
hl-nalee
less-ter
lem-ster
luff-bruh
mull-bruh
mar-lih-bin
mouz-ill
red-ing
rye-zlip
pow-is
slow
south-irk
totten-im
wooster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q7VjLVU8Ec for the video pronounciations
[/spoiler]
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>>60939246
also
>that trigger discipline
i am thoroughly triggered
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>>60939281
oo crikey, yeh but a very long time ago. Have to stay away from stressy stuff though, cant read about bad distress, war horrors etc. Not good for the mind right now. I've got probably nearly 1000 books at the moment across several shelves and piles, i have probably about 50-60 to read but they are mostly stuff as above, stuff i want to read but need to save for a sunnier day.
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>>60939321

>What do you catch those on?

Dropshotting and jig heads
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>>60939332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EhdyGnu6qq
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>>60939211
nice try lad
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>>60939104
don't know half of these tbhh
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Good morning lads

>>60937842
Good morning liz
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>the good old days will never come back

>you will never ever rewind back to a time when you had no care in the whole world and everything was perfect.

>you will never rewind before jobs and bills and when she broke your heart

>you will never rewind to when it was just you and your gameboy in your dad's car going for a trip to Grandma's on a rainy day

>when you come home you found your friends waiting outside for you to play football with them

>you came home and mum made you tea with honey dipped biscuits.

>you will never rewind to before your grandad had cancer and your grandma died.

>you will never rewind to when everything was ok

>everything was ok

>you will never be happy
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>>60939359
surprised he didnt get leicester or however its spelt, isnt it a big town in england
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>>60937882
Very poor
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>>60939321
>The Great Game: The Struggle for Empire in Central Asia
cheers lad, i have read one of his books before will check that one out.
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my accent is so bad ;-;

I want to talk like a batty brit boy
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>>60939311
And better hunting

I'm gonna hog hunt when I visit one of my uncles in Texas soon

He goes at night with a suppressed AR-10 with a night scope I'll just use one of his guns rather than bring my own
I use a Lee Enfield with an optic for a deer rifle
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Kpop
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>>60938883
>death sentence for chewing gum
Wish we had this desu
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>>60939399
the english have the worst accent
rather sound like a yank than a posh fuccboi or a turbochav
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almost finished with Dune lads. I don't want it to end
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>the UK is the same size as oregon but with sixteen times the population

very interesting
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>>60939373
Fuck off lad.

Having a hard time adjusting to adult life. It kills me inside.

Had some sort of mini spasm driving to work the other day when I realised I will NEVER be 16 again.

I've got the money to move out, I just don't want to because I don't want to leave home, my room, and complete the final link in the chain.
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>>60939429
oregon is mostly arid east of the cascades no?
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>>60939397
It's really good I also highly recommend Charlie Wilson's War

Really gives some amazing insight into how the US gets involved in and carries out proxy wars
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One time I posted my yank accent and tanks got upset because I sounded better than them.

Can't record now as I'm round my parents x
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>>60939432

how old are you and what do you do lad?
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>>60939416
>Most JFs like a good English accent.
feels good
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>>60939453
i tried doing a yank accent and it was awful
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>>60939104
Leicester (Less-terr) mentioned
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>>60939406
>a suppressed AR-10 with a night scope
why not just use a robot and do it from home? Seems when you are hunting suppressed, with nightsights and a gun that kills mostly with a single shot there's not so much fun to be had. Unless its for vermin or animal population problems of course.
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>>60939416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fiB0QNl0BH

no I'm not gay
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>>60939352
Id love to go for pike but they're only up north and they get really big at least the North American pike does not sure about the size over in Britain
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>>60939465
according to a bunch of polls irish is the sexiest accent according to women :^)
english is just disgusting honestly cant imagine being surrounded by people sounding like that
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>>60939462
22 and lobbyist. It's fucking soul destroying because it's literally the wagecuck job.

Constantly under tight deadlines, relatively shit pay but high pressure and direct oversight from Chief Exec of a multi billion pound company. Just fucking awful.

I hate my life. I'm either going to quit and travel or go back to uni and do a masters.
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>>60939484
delet this
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>>60939499
THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF /BRIT/ YOU FAT YANK CUNT
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>>60939499
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>>60939492
Hogs are a pest animal in Texas, there's way too many of them and they do a lot of damage to farmers' crops and will even destroy small sheds and whatnot looking for food so there's no bag or size limit
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>>60939501

me and you are in literally the same boat lad. but it's worse for me cuz im turning 25

I'm in a solid destroying job working 12 hour shifts on a fucking oil platform. the pay is decent but it's not worth destroying every other aspect of my life mate. I'm done.
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>>60939449
>Charlie Wilson's War
Will check it out looks good, though i couldn't help but flashback to pic related an old comic strip called Charlie's War. Nostalgia moment.
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>>60939499
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>>60939519
>"""""""British""""""""" accent

Which one?
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>>60939532
ah righto, thats what i figured. I have family in Aus who do the same with a big refrigerator truck to fill up with meat a couple of times a week to sell.
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>>60939538
why is my accent in las vegas

what
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>>60939407
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>>60939533
Are you gonna travel or something lad?\]

The thing that gets me the most is that I imagine pretty much every job that isn't being a film star or rockstar is equally as shite.

I don't know what to do. Could quit and go travelling but then there's no savings, no pension and you have to come back at some point?

Pls help.

A-a-atleast I'm saving money, right?
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>>60939543
Scouse obviously
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>>60939543
When yanks say British accent they mean south English, girls also love Norn Iron accents from what I've heard
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>>60939494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0swp1zTjDxi
>>60939519
>"british" accent
im sure women just wet their panties for scouse mcscouselad or lyldkfhsuyyllllyyyfff jones
>>60939508
its ok if i imagine everyone speaking in a laois accent like i always do
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>california's economy has surpassed france

you're next britain
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>>60939543
Generic Queen's English aka. southern or neutral
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Work says I can have an assistant anyone want to be my assistant? Pays 20k a year must like kpop.
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>>60939519
>tfw home counties
>in a Skype call with northern Ireland lad and a Scots lad
>have no accent at all compared to them

Felt the urge to put one on desu
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>>60939543
Irish
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might aswell join in on the job rants lads

awful menial labour job and pointless course

all I wanted to do these holidays was get in my car and drive but the previous owner fucked me over and now itll take weeks before it can be registered

then

>bike breaks down
>laptop breaks
>no xbox or ps4
>friends are boring
>can't see a girl I've been working on because no car

literally just want freedom or escape and I simply cannot lads
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>>60939574
What line of work is it?

>Being managed by an autist from /brit/
>Being managed by a KPOP autist from brit

Lord
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>>60939519

that's because asians answering that don't know any better

also, the RP is what generally what they're thinking of as the British accent, boy will they be sorely disappointed
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>>60939538
thats called advertising you retard
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>>60939543
Yanks think we all sound the same. Met some yank girls recently and they were telling me I sound like the northern Irish lad she met the other night. I'm from Essex.
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>>60939574
>autistic assistant from /brit/
>qt assistant girl

hmmmmmm
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>>60939566
>Are you from California?
How did you know
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>>60939583
Call centre
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>>60939563

NI accent?

I've heard that one, it reminds me the dying out cockney
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>>60939563
>When yanks say British accent they mean south English
Yank girls mostly put on a Roehampton accent when trying to be British, men a more Surrey posh. The south has accents, i can tell someone not from my area but its very subtle to the outside ear I would expect, but thats the same for the US too.
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>>60939566
Scouse is literally Irish tier, lets not kid ourselves.
>>60939575
You're better off, Imagine traveling with a thick as fuck accent, you're born with the absolute jackpot of being a native English speaker but nobody has a clue what you're saying.
>>60939584
They're not polls conducted in Asia. Yank birds love it.
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>>60939584
Good job I have RP then :) I've even met northerners with RP, hardly a massively rare thing especially in Surrey / nice parts of Kent.
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>>60939557

I know where you're coming from lad. I studied 5 years on uni and my first job was a desk job and I fucking hated it. so I said I'm going down to the field and get technical .. also fucking hate it.

honestly lad I think I'm just gonna go back home. collect my thoughts. see my friends whom I haven't seen in months and just get normalized again. then I'll think of my next step. getting a master's is definitely top priority. but I fucking hate my field so if I get a master's it's gonna be just for fun
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>>60939596
shes braindead then.
>>60939607
probably the ridiculously nasal voice and the fact that you sound like a queer (everyone in californias a queer)
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Yank accents can be pretty nice too imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g-U2-cAUMM
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>>60939596

>I'm from essex

out
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>>60939551
Id love to do that if I could

This particular uncle of mine pretty much feeds his family on what he hunts and fishes not because he has to but because he just enjoys it so much and why not eat what you kill
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>>60939633

well of course it would be surrey
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>>60939625
scouse doesnt sound like irish kek
your man who does ronald weasly has a scouse accent yeah?
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>California surpasses France as world's 6th largest economy
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>>60939625

must be the blacks then
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who here didn't sleep last night?
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>>60939634
Welp, glad you've ruled that out, because getting technical was my next step.

I might do the same lad. It's strange but sometimes I think, at least I can live with my parents, I'll get a share of the house so I'll always have somewhere to live, may as well enjoy it.

Might do something like start a course in programming or web design and get a comfy job in a start up where we eat takeaway lunches etc.


Probably a sign of how sad it's got for me but makes me feel a tad better at least there's another lad out there in the same boat.
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>>60939603
I'm actually thinking about hiring a non attractive fiery girl for the job.

The person will need to extend my authority when I'm not there so will need to be confident.
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>>60939666
come back in 15 years when its a province of mexico
cant wait
>>60939673
still night here so not yet
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>>60939666
why do other countries even exist
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>>60939662
I didn't say they sounded the same, I said they're on the same level lad. You have to put yourself behind the ears of a JF
>>60939672
Quite the opposite.
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>>60939701
so literally the best accent
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>>60939674

honestly lad if it's a better work environment I might not feel like this. but I'm isolated from civilization on the platform for months on end. no matter how much money or authority they give me I just can't do it anymore.

maybe your field isn't as dreadful lad? mine is electronics engineering btw. what did you mean when you said you wanted to get technical?
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>>60939701

oh?

you like the black accent then?
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tfw no thailad bf
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>>60939616
I speak with an accent that's unique to a certain region of North Carolina but people from outside of the South just think it's a generic Southern accent when in reality there is no such thing rather there's many different accents all within the South
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thinking I might drive to France for the lolz. Thoughts?
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>>60939718
>Irishcentral.com
Ah yes
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>>60939701
although my accent doesnt matter since im a bitter cunt who cant stand girls around here anyway
theyre all vapid whores in these parts
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>>60939718
>the Irish accent has been voted the sexiest in the world.
>IrishCentral.com
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>The UK is the World's 5th largest economy
>People are scared leaving the EU will destroy the economy
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Australian is by far the sexiest accent for women.
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>>60939719
Ah, wow, that does sound shit lad.

I just work in a huge office and basically go around having lunches with lawmakers or doing the reserch for higher up people to go have lunch with lawmakers to see if we can get tmhe to change the law.

It's mind numbing and suicide inducing. I was gonna quit and take up a science or some sort of computing.

Maybe not as technical as yours, wew. That sounds bad senpai. How do you even have fun?
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>>60939726

If you've got the time this could be neat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puy_du_Fou
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>>60939739
>although my accent doesnt matter since im a bitter cunt who cant stand girls around here anyway
>theyre all vapid whores in these parts
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Why is corbyn pro EU when the EU is against everything he stands for?

In fact why is any left winger pro EU?
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