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Hansard edition
cara
1st for me
wrecking my opportunities
doing an input
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw
creating a buzz
saying my prayers
>>60813904
alch yourself.
finding a purpose
coming back later
rewarding myself
>alch yourself.
feeling the benefit
holding onto my ambitions
taking the bull by the horns
refusing to stop
playing to win
pushing the limits
making a comeback
stepping back
>>60813904
all Americans need to watch this and feel ashamed
staying strong
breaking it up
trying my best
fostering a rebellion
>>60813177
To elaborate a bit:
I think the belief in removing one's shoes indoors being proper behaviour comes from the same penny-pinching, lower middle class existential bedlam where most other horrid abuses of etiquette originate.
The afflicted haven't been brought up with manners and sensibilities sophisticated enough to recognise that not inconveniencing one's guests and remaining pleasingly dressed even indoors are both more worthy goals than saving money from having one's floors and carpets cleaned a bit less often. I suppose they might not have a concept of decent quality, comfortable shoes either, as those are more expensive.
But they still believe themselves to be middle class ever since economic forces beyond their control pushed them out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle, and therefore they care about respectability.
Now, as they wouldn't recognise proper respectability if it smacked them in the face, the only thing left for them is to reinvent their unthinking, crass behaviour as good manners.
t. bit of a toff haha
Lads remember to vote leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpDpegtlSkY
print Word.getRandomVerb() + Word.getRandomAdverb()
facing the music
staying in my lane
>>60813993
alri
challenging preconceptions
breaking a combo
Gonna have to piss in a bottle because my housemate's mum is here and they're right next to the toilet and I cant be arsed getting dressed because I wanna go back to sleep
holding my own
eating my words
arousing my suspicion
>>60814026
fart condescendingly
tearing up
did a learning styles test and it says im a theorist
provoking a reaction
breaking down barriers
losing my mind
bumping the thread
harbouring inner demons
indulging in pleasure
>>60814034
yeah but she isn't making muh heritage songs
taking risks
smelling the coffee
counting my chickens
facing my demons
>>60814111
>getting triggered by a song thats not even about your country
wew lad
evaluating options
rigging the system
doing a dual-boot of windows 10 because of all those games, lads.
kicking the habit
examining my conscience
>>60814146
even fucking irish people think your muh heritage shit is ridiculous
kys yank, you're probably 300% spic anyway.
having a wank
>Brexit will mean Cameron AND Osborne are gone
evaluating my decision
making my mark
>>60814130
>pressing the coffee
i thought you bourgeois's shoe licking brits were supposed to have reffined tastes or something like that.
>>60814192
>think your muh heritage shit is ridiculous
And so do I, Philly and Jersey are embarrassing, but you don't see me whining about it.
>you're probably 300% spic anyway.
I'd already be dead years ago lad, spics are sub-human.
tipping my hat
doing a fearmongering
ensuring my convictions
doing a poo
challenging the status quo
>implying the Leave process won't take 30 years and we won't have another arrangement with the EU (or whatever succeeds it) by then
The establishment always finds a way.
finding a way
blasting the bowl
keeping a low profile
hatching a plan
exercising my right
Do Brits actually believe that Brexit will happen, and that the elite won't just rig the election?
Filibustering the bill
>>60814229
what is your heritage?
calling a cab
greasing the wheels
1. Slytherin
2. Ravenclaw
9000000000001. Hufflepuff
9000000000000000001. Gryffindor
This is NOT up for debate.
giving the go ahead
establishing my dominance
dealing the cards
>>60814305
we'll vote remain anyway i reckon
questioning the reason
playing a hang
>>60814322
German I think, couldn't give a shit[e] though.
coming out of the closet
killing a thailad
guilding the lily
accessing all opportunities
scoring a goal
pleading my innocence
1. Baratheon
2. Tully
3. Lannister
4. Tyrell
5. Martell
6. Stark
7. Greyjoy
8. Bolton
9. Arryn
This is NOT up for debate
>MUH HERITAGE
>haha just kidding i don't care
pathetic. FOY(s)
saving a ball
begging for mercy
What's with all these "verb" posts?
>>60814414
>game of thrones
Reddit.
digging a hole
thinking about you
>>60814441
new gimmick from last thread.
begging for mercy
>>60814482
But it's not a new gimmick it's been around ages you spacker cunt
pushing boundaries
tending the wounded
enquiring about my prospects
killing a yank
taking a breather
having a drink
>>60814530
How'd you like the new Zelda la?
inciting violence
constructing an essay
intending to supply
need a big tits gf
considering my options
dispelling a myth
learning the theories
obstructing a policeman
alleviating the worries
Poleaboo has a NU-TRAXX appointment today
Gonna be quite smug when I tell them that I've had no success and they shouldn't be surprised as they haven't been he;ping me
would be funny if all threads were like this from now on
ignoring it
diverting the course
going shopping with the mum
>mfw people will think this is just another meme post and not realise I'm actually going shopping with my mum now
inciting racial hatred
avoiding the subject
>>60814657
anon thinks poleaboos plan to humiliate his nutraxx advisor is great
anon thinks poleaboo should attend the appointment as monica
not replying to him
showing my hand
withdrawing my consent
reporting the annoyance
hunting a runt
refusing to engage
contemplating my ideas
>Harry Potter you say? Well of course the bloody films were better!
resenting its existance
ringing the changes
chiding my habits
plotting a course
biting the bullet
waggling the willy
losing my religion
eating a lot
formulating a response
crashing this plane
plotting a graph
doffing my cap
>>60814568
Looks OK
responding in kind
promoting an idea
preaching to the converted
>wake up
>feel like shit
>bizarro /brit/
fuck sake, off to bed again
calculating a rebuttal
going back to bed
deciphering a code
rolling the dice
planning a wanking
chatting shit
getting banged
constructing an argument
lying through my teeth
revealing the result
politicising an issue
forming opinions
voting leave
ok this is just fucking stupid now
checking my privilege
I'm black but I really hate niggers
doing a poo
making a thread
forming a mansplaination
>be british
>get beheaded
signing away my rights
explaining my reasons
considering suicide
jumping the gun
>>60814681
Poleaboos bastard father is now making him fill out a claim form from his insurance
Also had him make a call for him
It's just one thing after another
Now he's shouting at him and calling him stupid
pooing a do
loathing its existence
assessing the damage
posting on /brit/
Not Responding
resisting engagement
pulling your hoe card
confronting my past
At an expo for work on my own
Meant to be networking but its all a bunch of low-rent outfits shilling their shitty product.
Sneaked off for a pint hehe
constructing a spliff
>>60815040
anon believes poleaboo should listen to his father
anon believes poleaboo's father only has their best interests at heart
anon also believes poleaboo should reveal monica to their father
risking it all
burning bridges
searching for truth
stirring the pot
ignoring a paki
>>60815133
>>60815130
>>60815115
killing this brit
You guys do realise that Poleaboo may kill himself or do something radical if you continue to ignore him?
Really having a think
Taking the biscuit
>>60815091
>Sneaked
Snuck
at the races
cacheing captchas
Assessing the damage
>>60815169
dont be that guy, mate
posting an image
Driving paki to suicide
>>60815169
Yeah was wondering about that lel
giving in to desire
Chomping at the bit
>>60815112
>anon believes poleaboo should listen to his father
>anon believes poleaboo's father only has their best interests at heart
He's not giving any advice, just telling me to do stuff for him because he can't speak English
When he doesn't get what he wants he gets quite abusive, makes various threats
>anon also believes poleaboo should reveal monica to their father
Would love to mess with him but that time isn't right to drop that bombshell
Sharpening the axe
paying my dues
cause its a bad religion
needing a wee
getting ahead of myself
sleeping on it
how the fuck are you plebs still doing it
picking up the tab
refuse to engage
Dressing the wounds
acting the fool
Still doing it
still doing it
Adding insult to injury
continuing to do it
taping over the cracks
Had a chick' & 'cha wrap and BBQ pop’''''''chips'''''''' from 'bucks for lunch desu
Was a step above supermarket wraps for sure. £4.60 doe.
tasting my own medicine
still getting it
recalling the past
>>60815310
nice
Doing it in a subtle way
beating a dane
playing it by ear
taking the plunge
>>60815254
dunno but stopped reading them like halfway through the last thread
doing it still
>>60815344
fuck off
procuring a wank
Going back to the drawing board
smoking a spliff
Counting my chickens before they've hatched
playing it by ear
>>60815364
no you
killing a swede
reaching a compromise
Impersonating a swede
savouring the present
it doing still
>gf got drunk and shat herself in bed last night
surviving, letting the imposter die
>>60815229
anon would like to hear of poleaboos recent phishing activity
corrupting the system
doing my hair
>>60815435
GAYBOY
A
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B
O
Y
*cums on u*
imposing my will
killing all 2d fags
chairing a meeting
photosynthesising a wank
>>60815417
Kekmao
I've drunk a lot and have never even considered that a risk. IBS confirmed.
exercising my rights
recognising the detective
0161
REALLY like looking at pictures of vintage models with big boobies.
firing up the microwave
getting my feet wet
Running on empty
creating a copy
shooting manc pakis
orchestrating the chaos
Shapeshifting into an eagle
driving my way downtown
burning the coal
nobody cares what you're doing
copying the copy
Poleaboos bastard father threatened him again after he refused to do the tax credits today
said shit like
>where will the money come from for food? Who will feed the family?
>I'll sell the house and move back to Pakistan
Just general shit like that proving he doesn't really care about me or my siblings and that he isn't a nice person, he only puts on the mask to get what he wants
>>60815429
No luck from the last wave
Just found out that my one "friend" was a two-faced git
>orchestrating the chaos
manipulating the machine
Don't like this new gimmick, I'll come back once this rabble had cleared off.
chewing the cud
not even responding
Continued EU membership?
killing the cat
umm, sincere question..
so when i try to play an emulator of zelda: the wind waker (ON PC), it wont let me continue after the "create a save file" screen.
appreciate help
playing the fool
exploring frontiers
fedoraing a post
cutting diplomatic ties
Clearing off
idealising the future
considering the consequences
catching the worm
signing the deal
biding my time
getting the cheese
wanting a man from brum
rocking the boat
righting my wrongs
making the most noise
polishing the rifle
getting the grease
hiding my motives
looking after the pennies
Greasing some palms
getting no (You)s
spoiling the broth
