Making a new edition
cara
>>60815737
LAD!
posting a celeb
>>60815726
Continued EU membership?
>>60815737
is a lesbian
keeping the doctor away
facing the consequences
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3522633/Internet-joker-leaves-girlfriend-floods-tears-packs-bags-tells-s-met-else.html
>tfw no one will ever cry at the thought of me leaving them
greasing the wheels
There's a UKIP stand and a 'Leave EU' stand at this expo, should I go banter them?
>>60815773
that's literally not even a prank. if my gf did that to me i'd actually dump the fucking bitch ay wtf some people baka
Think I completely destroyed my sex drive with excessive masturbation in my teens lads haha
Why aren't those refugees Beb Geldof said he would house on his IN flotilla?
>>60815765
screw that
feeling hopeless about the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2SOV2B901g
God damn lads... brings a tear to my eye
>>60815773
What a cunt
Im voting in, but Bob Geldof NEEDS to fuck off into retirement/the grave.
>>60815911
traitor
pouring up a four
>>60815843
I wonder how those refugees Yvette Cooper said she would take in are getting on.
>>60815911
Bob Geldof should be assassinated tbqh
swiping right
*notifies the authorities*
>>60815880
russia should be banned from the competition. those cunts literally train in the gym and in martial arts so they can go and gangbash supporters of other countries. tell russia to fuck off and fuck off when it gets there 2bh
>>60815964
Ahh yes... Very good.
*adds to government watch list*
fuck OFF mummy I want a wanky
>>60815911
you can keep him
What is the reason behind the sudden shift in opinion towards Brexit?
>tfw no BBC
:c
want to go get kfc but my gf said I'm not allowed as she's making lunch soon
Imagine being Britlad on /brit/ having to be all like "damn, Poleaboo, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific bearded jihadi face. I would totally smash you, both my 4chan persona and the real me." when all he wants to do is do a wank on Charli in his bredroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Britlad and not only sit in that chair while Poleaboo flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her micropenis and brown manshoulders, and just sit there, picture after picture, hour after hour, while she perfected her poses. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her autistic attitude as everyone on /brit/ tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, POLEABOO LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking paki face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been wanking to nothing but a healthy diet of british slags and cara delevingne and later alleged kpop plastic surgery victims for your ENTIRE SHITPOSTING CAREER coming straight out of Clacton-on-sea in Great Britain. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rancid sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled kebab-belly as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the business idea to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal ramadan trainers in the previous months. And then the janny calls for another picture, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the 6'4 brick shithouse could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Britlad. You're not going to lose your future UKIP career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I think BOTH sides are engaging in fear mongering.
>>60816011
People got fed up of the rhetoric spewed out by the Tories leaders.
If only they dropped the rhetoric...
>>60815991
*resets modem*
pfft... try find me know kid
>>60816011
People being fed up of the constant shit threats that the government are throwing at them (maybe, probably not, idk)
>>60816011
it's just the polls
they haven't a clue
look at the bookies, they all favour a remain vote
>>60816029
fuck that bitch you can do whatever you want since you're a grown ass man.
if you give in just a little, it's just going to be a slippery slope to your own ultimate demise.
Get the chicken.
>>60816035
ed could have saved this campaign
Thinking about learning French lads
>>60816048
But are starting to lean towards brexit now you mong, they obviously suddenly aren't gonna become equal over night
>>60816093
La Piscine xd
>>60816033
there's a difference between scaremongering, and government-mandated scaremongering
>>60816011
loud minority gets excited as their date of destiny approaches
silent majority supports bremain
scottish referendum all over again
>>60816102
>starting to lean towards brexit now you mong
by having it 1/15 odds on to remain?
top kek
>>60816118
t. project fear
>>60816117
*laughs nervously and nods, pretending to understand*
>>60816135
If the pendulum is swinging towards Brexit why is all the smart money still on Bremain
>scaremongering by acknowledging the risk our economy faces if we leave the EU
why are brexiteers such fucking retards?
>>60816122
Apart from Scottish polls always showed them as voting "No"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_Scottish_independence_referendum,_2014#2014
Moron
ring ring pussy
>>60816093
t. fatty gay
>>60816135
43% to leave, dickhead
>>60816191
we know something you don't
>>60816191
aren't people saying brexit is currently being influenced by the shooters in orlando and possible anti-islamic sentiment?
people forget about shootings in about a week tbqh
>>60815843
They can't swim though
>>60816229
Apologize
>>60816219
Just like the majority of opinion polls favour remain. Calm down darling.
>>60816360
i means tired in french
>>60816376
Oh I am kind of tired haha
>>60815880
Love this
got my job back for when i'm home lads
back to wagecuckery for summer, bear in mind i WILL be posting here all the time
taking next friday off work to kill myself if we vote to remain
>>60816428
what job?
>>60816428
>Spain
>job
Try harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vYAEeGh4Rk englend fagot
>>60816513
Has this man ever produced something that looks even mildly appetising?
>>60816544
enjoyed this video
Gonna get kicked out of the UK if Brexit wins
>>60816455
>oiling the pan rather than the steak
'no'
>>60816496
static security haha
ultimate neet job
>>60816513
absolutely foul
>>60816048
They base the odds off how people bet. It's because Brexiters are betting on Remain for a win-win.
>>60816558
dunno where this myth comes from desu
>>60816572
what do you guard?
>>60816558
That's not how it works.
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>>60816455
Fuck off with this shit.
>>60816672
how is that motherfucker not dead
lightning's about 9-12 seconds away lads
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>>60816455
this cunt is the worst cook on earth. you'd see more appetising meals after a house fire.
>>60816686
when he first puts the filling in and opens the sandwich over and over like it's eating it
creasing
>>60816604
building sites, empty sites, sometimes like almost finished buildings which is the coolest, i once slept on a bed covered in plastic in an empty hotel during the night
>>60815726
Why are you all being butthurt over a stupid soccer game?
>>60816686
More good shit.
>>60816751
COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION PLEASE??
watching attentively
>>60816725
Hide your piggies
>>60816771
>butthurt
>soccer
FOY
>>60816774
0:13 - 0:15
The sandwich is like nom nom nom nom
>>60816774
>that pulled pork
>>60816686
wouldn't eat any of this
>>60816771
Go away
>>60816686
what is this sandwich called
Oh fuck, the Brits are going to mess up Europe again with their little Brexit tantrum. Who knows we might even get another crisis thanks to Brits wanting "freedom."
>>60816821
>pulled pork
taking a chance
>>60816805
Bit early to be on the drugs isn't it?
>>60816825
Nonce.
>>60816771
>butthurt
>soccer
FOY
azusa
Nigel Farage forgot that he is also a multi millionaire lol
>>60816825
We know Mehmet, but not every place caters to your Islamic diet.
>>60816857
could do a poo with and film it with a good camera and it would look nice
Jack is based fuck off
Vote remain for the economy
>>60816849
>pathetic yanks can't even just use their hands
>>60816919
The claw things work, the meat is raw
Poleaboo has been sitting in the NU-TRAXX waiting room for 15 minutes, apparantly got another 15 to wait
There are two others waiting for the self-employment course
They're both white
Fat white female, 19
Decent looking white male, 23
They're talking to each other
No attempt to engage me, thankfully
Bit rude though
They're both interested in setting up businesses though, they have ideas
Don't know why I was booked onto it
The two are slagging off uni too
>>60816946
>tries this
>it hits me in the head
ow x
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>>60816791
Mate I am just being curious, not meming at all. Would the same happen in 2018 when Russia hosts the world cup?
>>60816919
At least we are able to eat that delicious pork unlike in Englandistan kek. How does that make you feel Ahmed?
doing a poo
>>60816971
he unironically did it first try for the filming having never done it before
mads is the fucking GOAT
>>60816986
>weaboo using a nip proxy
>>60816940
for faggots
getting on the bongs lads
doing my best
>>60816946
>the shell disappears
>>60816884
mio > azusa
this is a fact benito
Please reply to Poleaboo
Can't stand sitting here akwardly listening to others being friendly
>>60816971
there's a reason for the camera cuts
refusing to engage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVOIgPrDH7E
american cuisine
>>60817015
the shell doesn't disappear. it's stuck on the utensil...
>>60817023
what are you doing for work now
>>60817023
you need help
>girlfriend says she's finished work early and is coming over
>had a big bum wank planned
>have to hide all my toys now
>>60816754
Don't you fear someone actually breaking in?
The white guy did smile at me when I arrived though
Probably intimidated by me
Waiting for a self-employment awareness course but keep calling it a self-awareness course
Fucking normies making shit jokes and talking about work
>>60817069
Except the egg is still travelling at considerable pace when the camera cuts away, where the egg was millimeters from breaking in two.
REALLY hate scousers. Yeah well done the 96, yeah well done you're all working class salt of the earth geezers, yeah the EU gave you plenty of gibsmedats but JUST FUCK OFF.
I wish we could put a wall around Liverpool and fill the cunt with water.
>>60817085
>>60817073
Been NEET since September
advocating communism
So lads, have you applied for your Irish citizenship yet?
>>60816771
Hooligans don't care abiut football, only the opportunity to show up some foreigners. Brits are seriously butthurt about what the Russians did to them though.
>>60817109
me bottom left
>>60817109
Why is she wearing the napkin on her head?
>>60817140
>have you applied for your Irish citizenship yet
I did:^)
>>60817109
me and the lads at the back
i leave for 2 THREADS and there is already a great new gimmick
what are you guys like aha
>>60817159
Good job mate but your flag isn't quite there yet
>>60817140
>Brits are seriously butthurt about what the Russians did to them though.
wha happen?
>>60817116
there's some sort of trick to it, but it's legit
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/how-hannibal-actor-pulled-off-a-benihana-chef-trick-2014-10
>>60816557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYAEeGh4Rk england fagod
So can someone give Poleaboo an idea of what business he wants to claim to want to set up?
for all /brit ..... fk pirates
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gonna bleach it in the sun this summer tbf
My dear lads
How likely is the Brexit going to happen? Seen polls lately that suggested it's looking good.
Hope you guys get your freedom back.
>>60817212
all me
>>60817212
Mostly me
>>60817165
*The lads and I.
Bloody runt, that's 10 lashings and no gruel tonight.
>>60817216
no chance
screencap this
Ah yes, Labour completely ignoring the fact that PMQs is supposed to be about holding the government to account and not sucking Tory cock, very impressive
>>60817212
I have you guys in a sweepstake and you drew against fucking Iceland, so fuck you
>>60817216
>freedom
giving all the power in this country back into the hands of an aristocratic etonian public schoolboy elite is hardly freedom but thanks for the sentiment anyway, I'd rather be in europe than ruled by those fucking cunts any day of the week
>>60817293
>you guys
sexist
>>60817253
>I at the back
You're the fucking retard here mate
>>60817295
Moortugal
>>60817212
Why did we ever protect Poortugal lads? They seem to be rather ungrateful.
The big white girl just talked to Poleaboo
Asked if he was waiting for the same thing
Told her he was but didn't know why he was put onto it
>>60817299
>i'd rather be governed by a bunch of unelected people i can't kick out than a government i can vote out
ah yes very impressive
>>60817216
Me on the left
>giving all the power in this country back into the hands of an aristocratic etonian public schoolboy elite is hardly freedom but thanks for the sentiment anyway, I'd rather be in europe than ruled by those fucking cunts any day of the week
>>60817345
>i'd rather be governed by a bunch of unelected people who share my views i can't kick out than a government who don't share my views i can vote out
Fix'd.
Remainer Reminder
>>60817299
But this is the elite you people have voted for. Now you are getting governed by random people in Brussels who did not get elected by anyone.
absolutely sick of being ignored on tinder
>>60817335
i kinda like brit's.... but fk pirates lads
>>60817321
A simple sentence restructure would have worked wonders, instead you decide to speak chav and couldn't be bothered. DO NOT blame your superior (me) for your errors. That's FIFTY lashings and solitary confinement for a month. You'll be given a bucket in which you have to piss, shit and wash yourself with, and one meal a day. Hope you're pleased with yourself.
>>60817198
Why are the Brits not able to fight back against Russians despite outnumbering them 100 to 1? kek.
>>60817403
>not grindr
pleb
>>60817299
>aristocratic etonian public schoolboy
Which describes Cameron, and he supports Remain.
>remainians
*hoists the mainsail*
>A simple sentence restructure would have worked wonders, instead you decide to speak chav and couldn't be bothered. DO NOT blame your superior (me) for your errors. That's FIFTY lashings and solitary confinement for a month. You'll be given a bucket in which you have to piss, shit and wash yourself with, and one meal a day. Hope you're pleased with yourself.
>On the waves outside parliament, fishermen claim they have boarded Geldof’s boat “to tell him the truth”. A police boat is alongside but the pro-Brexit fishing vessel Wayward Lad has pulled up to Geldof’s pleasure cruiser.
>Parliamentarians are looking on from the terrace, three helicopters, including police hovering above.
fucking kek
>>60817415
Stop memeing for a sec because apparently I actually have to genuinely teach you something
"X and I" is not always correct, the easiest way to tell which is correct out of "X and I" and "me and X" is to take out the X and see if it still makes sense
In this example,
me and the lads at the back = me at the back
the lads and I at the back = I at the back
So in your attempt to sound smart, you ruined the sentence
>>60817198
>all those chairs flying around
it's like playing the sims, only with retarded characters
>>60817403
karma bro...karma
b gud n god will b gud 2 u
>>60815792
you've got to add the french army there too mate.
>>60817459
Lel
>are Nige leading boats up the Thames to raise awareness of the EU decimating the fishing industry
>Millionaire Bob Geldof leads his own In Campaign boat blasting music and disrupting Farage
Typical. Rich lefty doesn't give a fuck about the working class and laughing and their destroyed livelihoods
Surely this stunt will look bad on the Internet camp?
>you've got to add the french army there too mate.
Got a qt black girlfriend lads
>>60817459
Why can't we decide this with torpedoes instead of votes
>Stop memeing for a sec because apparently I actually have to genuinely teach you something
>>60817094
it was middle of nowhere and i was tactically placed with the door open 2bh
>just had a tooth out
>hurting like a mf
>no pain meds
ahh yes, very good.
How long is this going to last?
>Typical. Rich lefty doesn't give a fuck about the working class
>>60817539
Probably not, will be considered an 'epic win' on reddit.
>>60817459
BATTLE ON THE THAMES
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO AREAD NIGE
>>60817539
>a literal naval engagement on the Thames
this is the end times
>>60817578
>he thinks it ends
haha oh dear
>you were born just in time to fight in the European race war.
>>60817578
Get some codeine phamm
>>60817539
>internet camp
*in camp
>UK unemployment rate falls to lowest rate for 11 years
>i still don't have a job
>ahhh yes I'll post a picture of a man wearing a stylish hat I couldn't possibly even buy
why
>giving all the power in this country back into the hands of an aristocratic etonian public schoolboy elite is hardly freedom but thanks for the sentiment anyway, I'd rather be in europe than ruled by those fucking cunts any day of the week
strawpoll lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10490539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10490539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10490539
>>60817597
Shut up, silly cunt.
Might do a sleep.
>>60817629
From where?
Think I'd die if I jumped lads? Debating it..
>>60817636
I hate when they show off this stats
>hurr le unemployment has fallen
Yeah, but these jobs people are getting are all part time retail jobs. Hardly able to support yourself on that
>>60817552
to be honest, if boats were blown to pieces by an RN sub it wounl't be the worst thing that could happen.
>strawpoll lads
russia vs slovakia at 2pm lids. what's the best result for ingurland? draw?
>>60817539
>naval battle on the thames
This is the stuff ballads are sung about
>>60817659
Only one way to find out
Just been pressganged into serving aboard Admiral Geldof's HMS Remain
We sail for Clacton on the morrow
On my way to London to fight alongside Nige on the Thames
>>60817393
>who share my views
goodness me
>>60817682
BIG
HUNGARIAN
DICKS
>>60817647
Remain
>>60817664
>Yeah, but these jobs people are getting are all part time retail jobs
proofs? you're probably better off sponging on the dole than doing that shit
>>60817699
farewell and adieu to you spanish ladies
farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain
>>60817655
Go complain about consistent pain a get it prescribed.
Otherwise you can get it OTC but its mixed with paracetemol so you can't take a comfy amount without it being dangerous. Unless you do a cold water extraction, sounds like effort though.
>>60817729
are you chinese? shanghai breh?
>stop biting the skin around my thumbnails
>start biting the skin on my bottom lip instead
Absolutely disgusting, why do I have to bite a part of myself all the time?
>>60817729
I thought 4chan was censored in your gommie shithole country. How are you able to post?
Which one's best lads?
Just donated all my scrap metal to Admiral Nige's fleet.
>remain will win
>EU will take this as permission to do anything they want
WAKE ME UP
>>60817794
he has a 4chan pass
>>60817711
Gonna see a hungarian dominatrix on the weekend. Think she'll wear a hungarian EURO fan shirt for me if I ask her nicely?
>>60817539
working class would get shafted either way, regardless of who is in power, that's how capitalism works.
>>60817809
depends on the dish but in general:
tommy > mustard > brown > salad cream > wooster
>>60817809
Bit underwhelmed with the new Gojira tbqh
>>60817809
ketchup/worcestershire
BATTLE OF THE THAMES 2016
>>60817809
I'm a man of refined taste and mustard is superior
>>60817768
Beijing
>>60817794
4chan pass. Capatcha is blocked, but the 4chan isn't
>>60817809
Stop taking mundane pictures around your house lad
>>60817845
What is it?
>>60817827
hmmm... maybe. either way make sure you film the action and report back here
>>60817809
spicy ketchup
>An alert issued by Belgian security services reportedly says fighters may have left Syria about 10 days ago, bound for Europe.
>ywn be an english football hooligan in the 70s or 80s
GET THE BREWS IN
Hate to say it, but Dijon mustard BTFOs English mustard.
>>60817871
Are you actually Chinese or are you a foreigner?
mum's slamming doors again
>>60817876
mayonaise light sort of, not that i care about my weight but its actually better than normal mayonaise
>>60817898
nice morphy richards mate
>>60817871
Oh, and are you a brit expat?
