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>>60794477
is she ok?
>>60794437
Post his dick
>>60794477
wish i was this comfy
First for all sports are shit
Feel like I'm dying inside so I'm gonna go buy a kinder bueno
>it's only tuesday night
fucking britcucks
>>60794470
ICELAND IS GOING TO WIN THE EUROS
>>60794551
>First for all sports are shit
ronaldos parents will disown him
>Henry wearing an H&M fuccboi shirt
Seolhyun
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Matched on tinder with a girl I used to fancy at school
>First for all sports are shit
Charli
need to find more vscos of girls i know
>gf found out her dad is having an affair with a girl only about 3 years older than her that he works with
>her mum has moved out of their house and says she's divorcing him
>gf is relying on me for emotional support
>trying my best to suppress the fact I think he's a top lad
Love meat desu
Burgers, steak, bacon, sausages, I don't care.
Had a steak earlier and gonna do myself some burgers with onion and cheese in a bit.
>>60794695
>not wearing the based palmtree shirt
It's one of my favorites
>>60794818
fuck off murderer
>>60794818
Yeah bet you do love meat you bent cunt haha
fuck off britcucks
>>60794695
Head on the right is fucking huge
Pakis out.
>>60794762
good lad
In last 3 days £67bn wiped off UK stock market (and therefore all of our pensions) because of #Brexit fears. That's 8 YEARS of net UK contributions to EU.
#StrongerIn #EUref
>>60794594
didnt see her at work today
have to wait till friday to see her again
having a sad
>>60794818
Got a big pink sausage you can munch on right here ;)
>bought some new trackies from River island
>pockets are about 3 inches deep
>half of my phone sticks out
>can barely squeeze my hands in them
Ahh yes, very good.
If we banned Islam and deported all Muslims from Britain the country would vastly improve
>Angel Colon
>survivor
Bet he has AIDS
>>60794886
>Pensions
Boomers btfo
>>60794886
Fuck off remain shill, back to plebbit with your biased project fear shit
>>60794917
have some asos jeans like that, proper shite
>>60794865
>not knowing vincent kompany
>>60795020
FONT
>woke up 6 hours ago
>already want to go to sleep
waaareyress
>>60795020
>Earl's Dr in Cornwall
wha
This is the perfect representation of modern Britain
>>60795020
>FA
what does this mean?
foy
>>60795002
I dont watch sport m8
Is there anything on Netflix that's funny?
Want a laugh.
>>60795153
fat adorer
>>60795149
Depressing.
Fucking pakis. When I'm driving down the road I just want to run over every one of them that I see.
>>60795149
Pottery
i live in a proper shit hole but never see pakis
Silver lining i guess
So the ex wife of the Orlando shooter said she tried to talk him out of the shooting.
So she knew about it. And didnt tell anyone about it.
Hmmm
just got friendzoned again
>>60795286
Is she a Muslim?
lets all blame the pakis haha
>>60795166
LEL
>>60795283
I love in a mediocre area but 5 minutes drive away there's a massive Muslim community all the shops have "Pak" or "Pakistani" in the name, massive mosque that's always busy and whenever going by loads of groups of pakis on street corners on shitty push bikes
>>60795286
in france there's a law for complicity of crime
why are yank yanks?
drinked my own piss I did
WENT DOWN A JOLLY
>>60795283
Same.
Live in a shithole no foreigners but 1 or 2 halfcasts.
Trumps proposal of a ban might not be perfect but at least he's recognising the problem with Islam right now. Why would you risk importing people from an ideology that has problems from countries that hate America
>>60795484
>half castes in Ireland
how? didn't even know you had blacks to make mixed race kids
>>60795525
Yeah exactly
Ban corbynites from going to America
>>60795525
because to do otherwise would be racist x
Ah yes I'm working class and vote for labour who import millions of people to compete with me for jobs
Exchanging texts with the qt black gf lads
She's going to sleep soon
Daily reminder that the only reason we have a referendum is because of article 50 in the Lisbon treaty which allows members the chance to vote to leave.
The EU are working to remove this article. This is literally the only chance we'll have to leave
>when you realise 90%+ of people are plebs
>>60795568
bulls get imported. it's not dissimilar to the slave trade
Dad's forbidding me from voting because I want to leave the EU
update: still no gf
>>60795753
Get Amnesty on the blower mate
As a Muslim I really shouldn't be allowed to vote in the upcoming referendum. My religion makes me cruel and violent by nature. Therefore making a rational decision is all but impossible.
>>60795753
>Dad's forbidding me from voting
just read 9 messages on interpals from a few cute girls and didn't reply to a single one
god i want to die
do old people have sex lads?
>>60795772
Good
>>60795753
report him to the police
>>60795568
more kids more guberment money
>>60795799
constantly
>>60795671
Every nation has a veto on treaty change...
>>60795791
>tfw I have been doing this for over a year
pain only worsens mate
it got to the point where i've pretty much stopped logging on
>>60795756
you're the only one heh
>birmingham exists
>tfw we're only 10 Facebook profile pictures and 3 cartoons away from defeating Islamic extremism
We're so close. Come on, lads. We need to show solidarity.
>>60795791
Sometimes I get matches on tinder and don't reply because I know I'll fuck it up and this way I can pretend there's a chance I wouldn't
i have the worst bruise ever known to man
anyone wanna see
I reckon a lot of people saying they are going to vote Brexit right now will bottle it in the polling booth and vote for the status quo. Just like the Scottish referendum.
>>60795888
me :))))
Does anyone else feel lonelier being single in the Summer? Would do anything for a nice bf atm ;_;
>>60795864
we're also only 7 fedora photos away from leavin the eu
we can do it lads !!
look at this dog
>Tfw we're only 10 leftist Twitter screenshots, a video of Douglas Murray on TV and a comment by vote leave away from defeating islamic extremism
We're so close. Come on, lads. We need to show solidarity
>>60795892
already brexited by post gg kid
>>60795917
summers are terrible when your not an 'adult'
>>60795943
cute pup :3
>>60795943
where did you find that pic of sturgeon
mmmm take out the trash
>>60795917
lmao gay
>>60795906
gonna have to let the colour marinate for a day or so, literally the swelling is insane though
might have broken something lol dont think so though cos i could walk
>>60795611
good post
>>60795943
do not post this photo of me without my permission again
delete it at once and await a call from my solicitor
Opened my fast
Ate half a lasagne, some garlic bread and a bit of cake
Needed to go to the bathroom as soon as I finished my meal
This has been happening for almost a week now
Not sure what's happening but I think it's helping me lose weight, so it's all good
it's a "remembering the time you were at dinner with a large group of students and you were talking to a qt girl and the two of you stayed later than everyone else just talking and then you left without getting her phone number" episode
>>60795958
JANNY COME QUICKLY
>>60795993
did you injure yourself skating?
>>60796010
you got body cancer son
Smoking that good dro desu
Do not engage him, no matter how tempting it may be
What's the most you've ever won on a scratchcard?
About 20 quid for me.
Once saw someone win a quid like 4 times in a row.
>>60795943
Maisie looking happy
Hourly reminder that Turkey will not be joining the EU
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8a7_1465919852
>>60795849
Alabama is such a shit hole haha
>>60796026
no i am good at skating and dont fall over
i slipped on a handrail down some stairs whilst doing my shopping
There has been nothing good on TV since 'War and Peace'
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You can't.
Can't wait for a lifetime of telling people "Don't look at me, I voted to leave"`
Why aren't any of you funny?
>>60796048
*engages you*
:3
>>60796050
>White people
>>60796089
J U B B L I E S
meeting with the fasttrack lady tomorrow lads, accidentally told her i had transport
hope she got my text in time
>>60796050
>buying scratchcards
Need a masturbate lads
Any recommendations?
>>60796089
once worked with a girl really similar to this
her body was off the rocks
>>60796050
in an ideal world, buying scratchcards would be a symbolic way of waiving your right to vote
*mum falls down the stairs*
Don't look at me, I voted to leave
*England lose on penalties*
Don't look at me, I voted to leave
*Didnt shake your Willy properly and you get a drop on your jeans*
Don't look at me, I voted to leave
*Drops a mug and it smashes*
Don't look at me, I voted to leave
>>60796122
stoya's perfect arse
or some hegre-art thing
>>60796116
Delicious.
>i like my steak well done
>>60796099
Your masters.
>>60796122
https://www.reddit.com/r/nofap
>>60796076
sounds like you need to improve on your walking skills lmao rofl
>>60796143
*leaves europe*
>>60796116
>undercooking food because of a meme to fit in with your peer group
Either eat your steak well done or fuck off.
*sees mayor of london advocating burka on adds*
fascinating
*votes leave*
>>60796116
>Fillet
Pleb cut hehe
>>60796093
*shoots your fiance and engages you*
Love it when liberals misuse their own ironic arguements.
Was talking to someone about a gay couple who got arrested in Russia for marching with a rainbow flag; charges were something about not being allowed to protest with flags.
The liberal laughed and said "guess Russians need their safe spaces"
Couldn't help but howl at the liberal's hypocrisy and irony
>>60796116
>The way how he uses the fork and knife.
>Only one man uses that technique.
CHEF JOHN!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc8fa8FIVEY
>>60796162
>2016
>still falling for the nofap meme
>>60796177
nahh i did a sideways banana skin on a rail and landed on the rail on my hip and fingers and have fucked my hand and got about a 3/4cm tall bruise on my hip
>>60796154
Maybe when u wuz empire n shiet but not now Dave
You don't go on facebook and constantly talk about bebo 24/7.
So why the fuck do you think it's alright to talk about reddit 24/7 on 4chan you useless fucking cretins?
>>60796190
Rasheed
>>60796225
NoFap is legit
white night cuck defending my lady
>>60796258
the fuck is bebo
>>60796275
why
might try it but need reasons
>>60796258
hello twitter
>>60796190
>I don't enjoy taste
Enjoy your cardboard meat
>>60796258
>bebo
lol lad
>>60796291
lmao what were you doing in 2006?
>>60796291
underage detected
>>60796190
It's not undercooking if it's safe to eat.
>>60796331
uhhh swimming in my dad's bollocks??
wtf I hate Britian now
>>60796247
Do shitskins not buy scratchcards or something?
>>60796319
>blood = taste
very good
such an incredible amount of arrogant students in this thread
Please #remain
can't believe our man omar was a gay muslim
you hate to see these sorts of things happen
>>60796348
kek
>>60796222
why does he talk so annoying
just accidentally made a post with proper capitalization and punctuation
oops
>>60796368
> he thinks it's blood
very good
>>60796368
>afraid of blood
You're eating a dead animal you beta fuck
>>60796353
Fuck off
islam
where gay people shoot gay people for being gay
>tfw I can realistically be down to 120lbs and achieve my (interim) dream girl body within the next 3 months
I'm dropping a pound a day, it's fantastic
>Well done steak
fuck off and eat a burger.
gogglebox turned to shit when they started discussing politics
>>60796307
dunno
look it up
Need my willy massaged
>>60796421
cunt
>>60796412
WEW
quite funny how people who are new to /brit/ are gonna come in and think monica is an actual girl
>>60796378
Why? Am gay and muslim
>>60796420
why the FUCK would i watch normies watching TV
Just billed a tasty zoot
P. Lean right now and laying in bed
take the iron pill brehs
Never understood this "dual shitposting identity" gimmick desu
>>60796418
what about a steak burger
well done
>>60796412
>I'm dropping a pound a day, it's fantastic
you on DNP or something?
>>60796443
Don't reply to him
>>60796452
seems like a good way to get the shits
>>60796369
just national pride desu
don't be a self-hating cuck :^)
>>60796412
post willy
Might put on 6 stone and become a drummer
>>60796449
>normies
Most of them are pretty weird people. If they had a bunch of normies it'd be a really dull show.
>>60796412
>I'm dropping a pound a day
you're measuring your weight wrong you mong
its not naturally possible
>>60796412
you 100% have body cancer
>>60796404
Calm down there, brown boy
@60796412
you're a fucking mental paki you know that?
>>60796450
Let me smoke weed with you
(I have no money)
>>60796452
You'd need to spend at least £60 per week on food to make this work, fuck that.
>>60796456
>steak burger
kek, that's a meme.
>>60796452
>all fresh fruit (not canned)
>canned fruit
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
>replying to him
reddit is out in force today
>take the iron pill brehs
>>60796452
>whole grains
>dairy
kill yourself
>>60796519
What are you goig to do if I don't? Spank me? Pshh *kisses teeth* *gives you a dirty look*
>>60796420
Reminder the Cypriot Greek ran for parliament as a ukip candidate in 2015
>>60796472
he's a crossdessing paki who's about to go to court
literally the only interesting storyline on /brit/ atm
>>60796551
americans
>>60796552
Did you get rejected from all your UCAS choices or drop out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVF0RztNPio
proper yorkshire banter
I want to leave the EU but I'm in favour of mass migration.
Not sure how to vote.
>>60796469
My digestive system is fucked from fasting
Literally after finishing my meal (the only one I have when fasting), I need to go straight to the toilet
>>60796504
I'm exaggerating a bit
I was 171.5 when I started
I'm 167.5 now
>>60796518
If I get the body I want, I don't care
>>60796489
I
AM
A
CLASSY
KINDA
GAL
!
how do i get time back lads
i'd give anything to go back 5 years and totally skip university
>>60796575
Would the daughter
>>60796575
wat
>>60796275
no it's not, there's no legit science behind it. In reality it's just a way for people to rationalise everything wrong with their lives. They blame their problems on wanking too much instead of dealing with the root cause.
>>60796486
t. unhealthy af
>>60796591
Why do you want to leave the EU? Migration is basically the linchpin of the leave campaign at the moment.
>>60796584
>literally the only interesting storyline on /brit/ atm
i have a stagnant business i'm trying to get off the ground if you want me to update you guys with that
>>60796591
>I want to leave the EU
wow seems like a difficult one anon
>>60796601
maybe you should've worked harder in school and majored in something actually useful you fucking idiot
>>60796584
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""""""""""""interesting"""""""""""""""""""
don't reply to me you heinous little saprobe
There's a subculture of horrendously effeminate middle class wankers making youtube videos about supercars, and it makes me sick.
>no it's not, there's no legit science behind it. In reality it's just a way for people to rationalise everything wrong with their lives. They blame their problems on wanking too much instead of dealing with the root cause.
>>60796613
That's because everyone's too embarrassed to study the science behind wanks
>"hello yes I am a wank scientist "
anyone want to come to mine for a cuddle sesh?
>>60796662
Is he doing the isis hand sign
I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD
I DO WANT YOU TO LOOK BACK AT THIS AND SMILE BUT
I KIND OF WANT THAT SMILE TO BE THROUGH TEARS
@60796638
>major
FOY
all degrees are worthless pieces of paper. if i spent 1 year training to be an accountant and 4 years actually being an accountant i'd be 10 times more knowledgeable
>>60796628
Democratic deficit. Legislation is proposed by people who aren't elected or accountable to the public.
Mass migration is a huge benefit. Giant economic contribution and diversity.
>>60796685
I'm down
>>60796701
frog posterrrrrrr
>>60796685
Only if you choke me to death at the end
>>60796657
>saprobe
learned a new word today. thanks lad. i'll use it to confuse normies
>>60796662
Every man who is """into cars""" is a low test effeminate runt trying to compensate for something.
>>60796689
We must go deeper
>>60796584
>who's about to go to court
huh?
>>60796715
All degrees are worthless as shit mate
I started off cleaning the floor at my local hospital, in a few years I'll work my way up to being a surgeon ahead of these arrogant junior doctors
post memes
>>60796590
nothing like some good bradford banter
>>60796736
*cuddles you*
>>60796773
me behind the wheel
want to play fallout 4 but don't want to pay for it or pirate it
Julius Evola should be required reading for every young white man
>>60796755
Waiting to be indited over the arrest in September
They have 3 months left
>>60796715
yeah you're right man. to be an electrical engineer all I need is a little on-job experience amiright?
>>60796768
if you spent 5 years training and learning on the job you'd make a better surgeon than any other mong just out of uni.
>Every man who is """into cars""" is a low test effeminate runt trying to compensate for something.
>anons unironically responding to the arrogant student gimmick
>>60796787
haha woahh to fast !!
>>60796800
>arrest
what did you do again
>>60796784
*wiggles bum on your cock*
>poleaboo is pretending to be transgender so he can get sent to a women's prison
>>60796823
a simple IQ test and in your case a look at your SAT scores would suffice, yes. learn on the job.
if your IQ is 75 you're in the wrong line of work.
>>60796744
Well that's not necessarily true. There's a lot of very manly men who are into cars, but it only works if you're a multi-millionaire, not some runt who stands on Regent Street looking for some cars to film who belong to arab playboys.
>>60796662
Yeah that guy is an insufferable cuck.
Unfortunately found myself in West London the other day...there are unironically runts that run around with video cameras chasing Saudis/Russians in their gaudy vroom vroom cars.
Literally shook my head.
>>60796744
This desu
Anyone up for some cartoons?
>>60796832
here's me ironically replying to you
went to /cum/ to ask a question and they called irish niggers.
bit rude considering their ancestry
>>60796842
*grinds up against your bum crack and kisses your neck*
>>60796825
I'd like to see you name one hospital in the western world that would waste their time training a fucking 18 year old 5 years in order to become a surgeon rather than hiring someone who learned how to do it in college
>>60796825
Yeah mate training on the job to be a surgeon haha fucking hell
"Yeah I've got no experience or knowledge but can I just cut this cunt open?"
>>60796866
first decent yank post I've ever seen
Gay marriage destroys marriage. Promiscuity destroys marriage. Single motherhood destroys marriage. Fornication destroys marriage. Because everything that isn't marriage destroys marriage.
I only feed my dog once every 3 days so he appreciates me more and loves me for it.
>>60796875
they wouldn't, which is ridiculous
>>60796879
ah yes, because you wouldn't practice on cadavers with qualified people first.
Just came out as a Muslim to /lgbt/, lads
>>60796838
Allegedly
Make death threats regarding (not directed at) the Polish girls on /r9k/
Going to the crown court, apparently
>>60796869
What was your question?
>>60796907
this, but my wifes son
>>60796907
this, but myself
>>60796874
*moans* *turns around and goes on top of yew* *kisses you and rubs leg against your dick*
:3
oh my fucking god it adopted a trip
finally i can filter it
>>60796921
>ah yes, because you wouldn't practice on cadavers with qualified people first.
hmmm, sounds a lot like something you would do in college
>>60796716
Well that's a concern I share and I'm a remain voter. I just don't see the decisions from Brussels affecting my life in any significantly negative way and frequently enjoy the benefit of freedom of movement and the obvious economic benefits. I also think people are being far too pessimistic about the difficulty of reforming the EU considering it's still a young organisation and the UK has already secured exclusion from closer integration and the recent Lisbon treaty ensuring much more power to the European parliament.
>>60796949
once in a blue moon whilst paying tens of thousands to do so
>>60796847
hes going for the insanity defence
his performance online has been meticulously crafted
>>60796921
>ah yes, because you wouldn't practice on cadavers with qualified people first.
Yeah almost like they have places designed for you to do this called medical schools
>>60796952
cuck
>when smokers call weed their medicine
This is cringey as fuck unless it actually is your medicine for something but still cringeworthy.
>>60796927
why niggers in yankistan adopted the name tyrone
they were no help, naturally so i did some research. apparently black women found a white actor called Tyrone Powers very attractive, so they named their kids after him
>>60796860
It's so depressing, just endless amounts of beta lads running around central London trying to get videos of ridiculous cars that literally the 0.01% can afford.
>>60796847
Not true
I just want to be understood and the court will be my biggest stage and hence best opportunity to find that understanding
>>60796942
*gently bites your lip and squeezes your arse as I grind up against you*
;)
Arrogant students it's time for bed, your 8am lecture on an introduction to wine-making won't get up for itself.
>>60797007
>>60796942
*walks in and starts spraying you with a super soaker*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpkkI3195Ss
He's absolutely mad
Still going on about the fucking dentist workers banging the door
>>60797002
won't your parents kill you?
>>60796992
just gonna have to put this through my patented molyneux argument checker
just doing it now
waiting on the results
it says here "not an argument"
>>60797002
you're going to get sent to a men's facility because you still look like this no matter how many tights you wear you fucking paki
>>60796992
What a brainless response
>>60797001
>>60796860
walked into harrods behind some qatari prince once
really nice car
>>60797033
Where is this wine making lecture happening
Asking for a friend (me)
>>60797007
give me ur skype lol
>>60796788
it ain't worth it
poleaboo, you should take a picture of your face every day for a year and make a montage. It would be interesting to see you become more and more unhinged, that is, if you're not made up.
>>60797041
you spent 20 minutes watching some 50 IQ lunatic repeat his schizo stories
what the fuck lad
>>60797077
woah, bet it goes super fast! get any pics mate?
>>60797112
sounds just like /brit/
>>60796999
Because the southern gentry were of mainly scotch Irish descent, who ruled their plantations much like a miniature fief. That's why black americans mainly have Scottish/Irish last names. Tyrone being a part of ulster so it was only natural that some adopted it as some kind of name
>>60797112
No I just browse through it for a few minutes for a laugh
>>60794544
it's not worth the withdrawals
>>60797092
don't have one :(
>>60797076
wow rude
>>60797044
nah, they're not like that
They'll probably be pretty aggravating though
>>60797059
Meaningless pic
My face 2/3rds covered in beard and shadows
Makeup makes a world of difference, loved looking at myself in the mirror with lipstick on
First time I genuinely smiled in years
The gf
>>60797171
kik?
>>60797120
>stop liking what i dont like :(
>>60797201
Looks a right munter
>>60797189
howling at this post
>>60797189
When are you starting HRT?
>>60797110
Sounds depressing and too much effort for too little reward
>>60797201
seen her on pornhub mate...
>>60797189
are you going to any gay bars soon amer?
Anyone want a good laugh with me?
http://www.radiocity.co.uk/on-air/peteprice/
Infamous for taking lots of prank calls and raging at callers.
Let's do it! Phone in. He has just raged at a pro-Brexit supporter, but even if you're voting remain there's plenty of ways to wind him up.
>>60797201
>tfw no lexi belle gf
>>60797201
looks suspiciously like lexi belle
>>60797267
http://radioplayer.radiocity2.co.uk/live/
Listen online.
>>60797233
>brexshitters
/germanic/ invite
>>60797223
>>60797267
it was a kebab Pete. A KEEEEBAB
>>60797321
Are you in familia?
Me mum tells me im a strappin lad but the birds arent too keen
Its cause im a manlet init? The doc said i was 177cm. Or maybe im ugly and a manlet, fuck me mates off to get smashed.
>>60797350
That's the one. Let's organise a /brit/ prank call invasion.
>>60797372
yes
>>60797267
>>60797314
>>60797350
>>60797372
>>60797417
>>60797511
We should use some kind of keyword.
>>60797655
why are you still posting in the old thread?
>>60797501
very nice post more
>>60797685
this is the current
Are caffeine+glucose pills effective at all?
I have a period of half an hour during work where I'm fighting the urge to fall asleep then after a few drops of the head I seem to snap out of it. Just need something to keep me afloat during those periods then also when I'm feeling tired after. Not keen on coffee or energy drinks.
>>60794477
What a stupid whore.
/brit/ has died
Thank god
>>60798929
mongs are posting in a thread with no subject
scroll up a bit
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