angelic edition
cara
maisie
Does your favourite girl support brexit????
a poo a day keeps the loo away
nigger
Soviet Union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
on the diclazepam
>tfw dad had to sell his private jet
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>60799608
no, and she also supports refugees
which is quite unfortunate but i don't have to agree with her political views i guess
>>60799608
probably not because shes a billionaire who travels a lot
>>60799648
povvo twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xQyQnXrLb0
Wow, have you ever seen something so profound? So inspiring? Is it just me or this is the kind of panacea for all thinkers like me? This analysis of the jungle, excellently presented and argued by Werner Herzog. Its not only food for thought, its a banquet for intellectual stimulation. Herzog's adept usage of circumambient peripherisation is unlike anything I've ever read among modernist authors, and I consider myself a preeminent scholar in the field. I cannot express how deeply, this has influenced me as a Renaissance man, how this has intimately bridged the former dualistic separation of mind and world for me and allowed me to reach new plateaus of overwhelming academic and cerebral culture.
If anyone else has anything else, so quintessentially necessary for the development of man's enlightenment, so beautifully constructed, akin in its sophistication and overwhelming importance for anyone of an erudite status and sagely virtue, please do not hesitate to share
lads
>>60799540
this 2bh
I can finally go to sleep now
>>60799699
goodnight m8
>Girl starts texting me
>Utterly fucking bored out of my nut after like 5 exchanges
Christ Almighty women are terrible at texting.
>>60799648
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
trying to fit in
>>60799659
>i don't have to agree with her political views i guess
Till you have kids with one and they turn to be cucks
>>60799540
Emaciated horse faced bint
Britain, more like cuckland amirite?
>>60799703
What are you both talking about?
>>60799759
excellent post
>>60799730
she will have grown out of those silly views by then :)
>>60799710
Stop posting memes and start saving up to pay for that wall
high tory master race
>>60799761
Going to the US.
>>60799702
a cara version of this pic is needed m8
I dont have the database for it
l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
>>60799540
>>60799598
Fuck off
Lads what's the quickest way to kill yourself? I don't fancy drowning or hanging myself. Is it true that you lose consciousness if you fall from a great height?
>>60799759
mind if i save this?
Hate all JFs by default. The only ones who have won me over are caralad, the frog and nova scotia.
>>60799775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5Gyi2aEt8
>>60799703
>women are terrible
FTFY
>>60799608
nah she knows politics goes above her head
>>60799805
you forgot me
>>60799811
TOOT AHAHAHA
Question Time, 2021
>You there at the back, yes, the gentleman with the spectacles. You said something about the preferred method of genociding the pakis?
>>60799811
Na, she's good to be around in person tbqh. She's just dreadfully dull over the phone.
>>60799798
Be my guest
>>60799788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPSNfKnJnSQ
>>60799788
anyone got the irish vocaroo to this? used to have it bookmarked and one of my chief gimmicks was responding to all all irish posters with it but the link died
>>60799805
the qt (gay) aussie lads alri tbf
>>60799788
find this oddly arousing
>>60799811
bit sexist lad
>>60799690
>>60799861
>>60799788
>tfw the glory days are over
>>60799888
True (<3), don't really consider Aussies JFs though
>>tfw the glory days are over
???
ugh, need to change my bed sheets
>>60799846
Uh mmm yes aah I mean personally I would start with the one that is known as "poleaboo"
>>60799846
Yes. After much deliberation I came to the conclusion that the best way to rid the world of such unwanted filth is to simply nuke the whole entirety of the middle east.
Brexit or not brexit lads? I know the answer full UKIP from /pol/, but what about /int/?
anime
>>60799846
will dimblebot even be alive then
>>60799906
iktf
I am a Cow-Cuckold. You can already imagine what that is. I will just say that my bull is really a bull. ;)
Anyway, here's what I do: My wife and I travel to the countryside until we find an appropriate Bull. Then I give the farmer 100 € and he knows what we want. We go with the bull into the stable and it fucks my wife. They normally have a 12 inch penis, I simply cannot compete with that!
Then 9 months later we get a gift: A child which is half human, half bull.
>>60799969
based belarus
>>60799953
[thunderous applause]
reminder the trick to getting a gf is B.E.'ing you'reself
>>60799931
the late 2013-early 2015 days of /brit/
>>60799963
yes, brexit
fuck the eu
etc.
>>60799963
Leave
>>60799995
BRITISH ARMY
have eaten nothing today
in centuries to come will look back at this video as the very start of the beta uprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8
>>60799987
Trinity here, I have to confess something.
When I was 16 I was diagnosed with Schizophrenia and Dissociative Personality disorder. I decided to stop taking my medication last year, and /eire/ has been the manifestation of my illness since the beginning. I created several alter egos: Ellen; Juniper, Howth; that American girl, Masterbait, Jaggy, all fabricated. The little relationship between Ellen and Juniper - Completely made up. The talking about going for walks on Howth beach and slicing people up - complete fabrication. I occasionally posted my neighbourhood under the name "The_Solution" who was also an alter ego of mine. And the NatCon vs Weeb episode was at the height of my illness when I was smoking 50 euros worth of weed a day which compounded my illness, I would spend hours on end arguing with myself.
Some people came in and were fooled by this, and indeed not all personalities are fake: Brum, Autistic Animes, Laois, Wexford anon, Interrailer, to name a few. They fell into my trap but were real people. Some even suspected me and I got worried for a while, congratulations to Laois and Wexford Anon who were perceptive enough.
And the French language threads in which I had arguments with myself, even in some Germanboo threads I would adopt a French proxy to argue with myself and spin you all up in my web of lies.
I have resumed my medication program recently which caused me to calm down, and this is the reason for the demise of /eire/. I was /eire/, you see. I am writing this to confess; to apologise; to inform. I had hoped that I had created something that would last in /eire/ and that even without my activity /eire/ would live on, but alas it appears without the beating heart that is my illness /eire/ cannot survive.
Your friend,
Trinity
>>60800026
>anytime after old-new /brit/
>good
lmao
doing a white dick poo
>>60800041
Why's that?
reminder
>>60800082
nothing appetising in the fridge
P L E A S E
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F U C K
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M Y
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>Thingken of old-new /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc
>have eaten nothing today
union jack? janny ain't
allowing /brit/ to have craic? janny ain't
for free? janny ain't
he takes it very seriously, janny ain't
fiance? janny ain't
friends to say happy birthday? janny ain't
big time? janny ain't
can he ban users for their crime? no, safe
>>60799787
I'll make one
>>60800115
I'll rustle something up for you
ffs lads, girl on Tinder wants "to get to know each other a bit more" before she comes watch a fucking film with me. She's not even that attractive. Into the trash she goes.
>ffs lads, girl on Tinder wants "to get to know each other a bit more" before she comes watch a fucking film with me. She's not even that attractive. Into the trash she goes.
>>60799540
god save caralad
I honestly think this a better flag than the one we have now
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
i've become so efficient at harvesting (You)s that i'm thinking about becoming a (You) farmer
kpop
velas >>>>>>>> vape fags
Are all British girls this gorgeous?
>>60800251
it mustve been something you said
>>60800244
it looks cool but then the dragon becomes the de facto emblem of britain due to it being smack bang in the middle of the flag despite it being a welsh thing
>>60800244
No, it looks shit. Just accept that there's no elegant way to incorporate a fucking dragon in the Union Jack
boiler has water dripping from it
this probably isn't good is it
His name was Howth.
He was a monster of a man, broad shouldered and a countenance not unlike that of a gorgon. He could articulate any position in a debate and decimate everyone, leaving him, a real Dublin genius, left standing. Even his most vehement enemies loved him.
We live in a period in which politicians are not very popular, and believe me, you have my sympathy. Politicians are regarded as people who have learnt to talk but not to act -- and you demand action and rightly demand it!
The little men of the old parties, blown hither and thither by every gust of transient opinion, elated by a little success, downcast by a little failure, gossiping and chattering about the prospects of the next five minutes, jostling for place, but not so forward in service, without loyalty, endurance or staying power. Such a character is the hallmark of financial, democratic politics. It is the opposite of the National Conservative.
My comrades in struggle, our fight is for the soul of Ireland, and in that battle we go forward together until victory be won. Our struggle is hard because we are fighting for something great and great things are not lightly or easily gained. We are fighting for nothing less than a revolution in the spirit of our people. We care not whether we win tomorrow morning or at the end of a lifetime of labour and of struggle. All we care is that we win and win we will because Ireland demands it, and no power on Earth can hold down the will within us. Struggles we have had and will have, blows we have taken and will again, victories we have had and will have again -- yes, even greater victories than NatCons have ever known. Through good and ill we march on, till victory be won.
>>60800271
you listen to kpop too :D? cute girl :3
>Are all British girls this gorgeous?
>>60800265
you're american, though, you'll be put out of business by genetically-modified (You) companies
>>60800165
gud lad
>>60800301
>>60800303
*Reluctantly accepts*
business plan: instead of investing into hibernation for our inevitable long trip to Mars, give the astronauts video games to play instead
How does the average British girl compare to Cara?
>tfw english with welsh, scottish and irish heritage
can muh heritage any place on these fine isles lads
>>60800299
It must've been some kind of kiss
>>60800311
I wake late and eat shortly after noon. I eat the simplest of breakfasts. The cooked portion is always substantial: omelette or occasionally a large portion of porridge.
I then swim near my home, after jogging down to the local beach. I wear goggles and throw myself into a vigorous front crawl. I return home, lift some weights and then have a shower.
I sometimes read after the sweat. The books I find most interesting are history books. I read these attentively. Heavy, respectable tomes: about Julius Caesar, Peter the Great, Alexander the Great. I rarely read fiction.
I daydream, think of the world, muse on world events. I dream of the happening, the single great moment when my time will come, when I shall shine. People underestimate my power. I have the will, knowledge and proclivity to do what it takes when the time comes.
I shall rule. Nobody can stop me, Howth, when I have my sights set on something.
>>60800307
just having a good cry
>>60800319
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin' merrily along
And they sing, 'Oh ain't you glad you're single
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
Turns out I was almost right, he blamed it on drugs instead of Islam as he does every time
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/06/some-reflections-on-the-orlando-horror.html
>>60800347
Fatter, less-prominent eyebrows, worse taste in waifus.
>>60800378
what's her name dude XD
how does one get a Cheshire bf?
>>60800347
I don't know any average girls, but judging from the pics posted here working class Brits are pretty fucking ugly
are there any good british ww2 films lads...
doesnt seem like theres any
>>60800411
Seohyun :PPPPP
Any of you russian poofs up for a tear up in Lens or Lille tomorrow night?
I'll have six pints and run all over you cunts so bring it on.
plastic KPOP whores
>>60800412
fall down a rabbit hole
What's wrong with marijuana legalization?
>>60800398
what a mong
his brother was a hardcore fedora tipper yet at least stood up to the eternal cancer that is islam
>how does one get a Cheshire bf?
>>60800468
are best whores
>>60800412
Let me know if you find out, heh... heh
>Poleaboos dad is trying to get him work at his friends accountant again
>Told him I don't know fuck all about accounting as I've been out of it for so long now
>Tell him I still have a potential trial to worry about too
check em
fedora me
>>60800535
FOP
>>60800471
depends if you support the status quo
if you do, you'll want it legalized to keep the masses apathetic
The gf has randomly just started going on about how she thinks I'm a horrible racist despite the fact she always used to agree with me. All I've ever said is that I don't like 'gang' black culture or Islam. I don't even bloody hate Muslims I just don't like their ideology, if I loved it that much I'd become one.
cheshire bf: disappears, leaving only the bp behind
no. i only fedora posts worth fedora'ing, and yours is not
>>60800551
que?
classic
>fedora me
>>60800575
FOP haha
aannnd never speaking to that fat prude again. Cya later cunt.
>>60800535
Posted about matching on tinder with a girl I used to fancy at school earlier
Messaged her and she unmatched
>>60800574
i'm gonna get you to fedora me
and you won't know it's me
sucka
>>60800419
plz respond lads
>>60800593
very rude way to speak about your mother
>>60800506
>worrying about things
utter moron
worrying gets you nowhere
>>60800610
At least she matched lad. Swiped right on a few old school mates and got nothing.
>uggos are resentful towards men
>pretty girls always punch above their belt and are high maintenance
most women are shite tbf
>>60800632
Women are filth
>>60800419
escape to victory
Why are British woman so fucking ugly? Why do they all look like aliens or something that was put through a grater of some sort before coming out? Is it the london look?
>>60800639
Figure of speech
Just meant as in it's something to consider
>>60800693
inbreding isn't a meme lad
>>60800667
an angry pirate
successfully silenced the fedoras
>Like every girl on tinder
>Matches range from 4's to low 7's
>Literally never match 3's and below
Bretty weird
>>60800693
they're conventionally attractive t-b-h, they just dress like street whores
>>60800693
small gene pool
if they didnt import all the paki gurus the average iq would probably be around 80
ffs it's evident in the quality of every post in this thread
https://streamable.com/8rit
Quality banter.
So they said Russia are on a suspended disqualification which is triggered if there is any more Russian violence?
Well this happened after that was announced, you can hear the sound of bottles being chucked and see "le ultras" in their masks/black t shirts
If UEFA doesn't follow through on their threat and kick them out nobody will take future threats seriously
https://youtu.be/X2SOV2B901g
its all pretty pointless isn't it
who's your favourite game of thrones character?
>>60800750
>liking every girl
Why even bother? The good thing about Tinder is getting matches with people you actually find attractive.
>>60800775
If they kick off in the stadium against Slovakia tomorrow they're gone.
>>60800806
dont watch that muck
>>60800597
what illness is this?
>>60800780
no era penal
>>60800772
what are they singing in the last bit
>>60800806
the waif, desu
>>60800808
Takes time to actually look at girls so i just unmatch the girls i dont like
>>60800808
Just bee yourself :^)
>>60800775
They specified that it had to be violence inside the stadium. Also, lol at that SNP MP having a go at Theresa May for English hooligans in Parliament.
She praised the Welsh... Who are now also fighting the Russians because we have no fucking choice. Fight or get your head kicked in, basically.
>>60800812
hopefully it'll kick off in lille and shit. need some english fans who actually want to fight to beat some russians 2bh
>>60800831
LOL
>>60800780
Do what you want to, whenever you want to though it doesn't mean a thing: big nothing.
>tfw the boss is so happy with my work that she's letting me take the whole day off tomorrow so i can get drunk tonight
>>60800842
someone ring the russians
>>60800772
In order:
'One-nil, and we fucked it up.'
'Please don't start a riot, na na na na.'
'You're not fucking Russian, na na na na'
'Someone ring the Russians, na na na na'
>>60800874
lille here
please don't
i'm right in the town center and really don't want to have to dodge thrown beer bottles every five meters
>>60800893
jej
>>60800891
FONT
watching a movie that's supposed to be a realistic portrayal of a solo mission to mars which takes years and never once did he have a wank
>>60800891
>working under a woman
>>60800941
dont care
>>60800946
the martian was a great film 2bh
>>60800850
ded
>Fans were captured singing "F*** off Russia, we're England and Wales."
Beautiful
>>60800946
Was going to watch that film. Any good?
>>60800953
it's not a tick tock wagecuck job though, she's only the boss because she does the administrative stuff
>>60800979
nothing ever happens
>>60800946
was he a fapstronaut?
>>60800979
don't listen to the stupid dumb yank
>babies itt won't even remember maisielad
>>60801019
either someone copied his filenames or he actually posted a month ago
>>60801019
>maisielad
>lad
end it now
>>60801019
unfortunately now i do
i am a baby xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x5Lg04vGVU
man this shit is embarrassing. why didn't the english fans help the fat man
So I've worked out the 6 stages of tinder herd thinning
>Matching
>Opener/getting the first reply
>The tinder conversation
>The text conservation
>The meeting
>The dirty deed
I'm yet to get onto stage 5
>>60801049
that was a test, you passed
>>60801037
he created new OC alot
really enjoyed seeing this while playing
>>60801085
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evening lads
>>60801014
>stupid dumb yank
double negative makes a positive
>>60801070
Someone needs to make a wikipedia battle out of this
>>60801019
that autistic australian?
>>60801126
Foal
>>60801070
he died for his country
it's what he wanted
>>60801145
a what
>>60801085
Got to 5 with my first Tinder conversation, haha.
Why did the janny delete all those posts?
>>60801185
performance review soon
>>60801070
Seems like a few English fans burly lads went out to cause a bit of trouble but these Russian fuckers were a proper firm
Nobody ever poops in movies, this is so irrealistic and participate of a larger scale shit-shaming movement. Think about it: movies are supposed to show every single side of life, the good, the bad and the ugly. There is no room for the prude and the cowards, scared of seeing flesh, scared of being reminded that they are living beings to, that they share the same fate of pleasure, pain and mortality. Which is why I ask that movies bring back the act of pooing, one of the most basic yet utterly vital and important act of live. We need to see pooing everytime we see a movie, pooing in the loo, pooing in the streets, pooing in the grass... The absence of pooing is problematic and it is denying poo's current standing in society, and the root of a new breed of culpoobility in the newer generations. Which is why I am amongst you to ask to movie makers everywhere to be honest with themselves and cease their harmful anti-poo activities. Think of the children, SHOW poo NOW.
dunno why everyone tries to prove that they're so old desu
i mean everyone already knows that i've been here the longest so why bother
the euros fight reminds me of when you travel too far out in DarkOrbit
>>60801085
Done all six, more effort than it's worth.
>>60801234
Yeah it's a bit sad desu.
>I have wasted more of my life here than you
Good for you la
>>60801085
some girl messaged me first and asked to meet up and fuck. Wasnt that bad looking either 2bh. Think she had a boyfriend tho,
>>60800347
Most don't have that strong of a brow, but there some right fitties tbf mate
>>60799703
texting in general is fucking boring desu
found out the other day that girls hate talking on Facebook and shit. genuinely had no idea at all haha
cuck a doodle doo
>>60801205
yeah and to be fair i'll take our now mostly peaceful football matches over having "firms" and accept that english fans will always get beaten up by more organised groups
>>60801328
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>tfw the Queen herself makes a live televised announcement urging everybody to vote Leave
>EU concedes defeat and disbands itself the next day
>Merkel is hung for crimes against Europe
hello
is anybody here
>>60801372
>>60801372
If she even hinted at wanting to leave she'd mysteriously die the next day. We are cucks to Germany and I am proud.
>>60801388
oh
hey
>>60801372
FUCK THE QUEEN
Me and Liz lads
>>60801420
hi
why aren't you speaking to me
*flops out willy and looks you in*
Now what?
>>60801372
>le fantasy posts that are completely impossible
>>60801435
that's not how the song goes
>>60801436
y did u do
>>60801372
Isn't the Queen German herself? Why's she want to leave?
>>60801426
me in the back taking a selfie
>>60801426
Holy shit, I know that bird, she sucked me off behind the bins outside Morrisons
>>60801426
me on the right with the elbow sticking out
*drops the load*
>>60801426
I bet Liz is one of the few female politicians who would actually be up for a shag. The rest are too old and/or frigid
>>60801491
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were fighting back lads
>tfw you go on her instagram and you get all anxious
>tfw you thought you were over her but you're scared of never seeing her again
I dont know what to do. The pain isnt going.
Grips on your waist
Front way, back way
You know that I don't play
Streets not safe
But I never run away
Even when I'm away
>>60800028
>>60800033
>according to The Economist, the leave is currently winning thanks to poor and old people.
>mfw I am speaking with poor old men at /int/
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/06/britain-s-eu-referendum?fsrc=permar|image1
>>60801479
>implying there are any white people left in Birmingham
>>60801479
the jews did this
I just posted on pol saying that I don't think Trump will win, and now I have 20+ people calling me a concern shill and telling me I want Hillary
>>60801511
nice
>>60801540
LOW ENERGY
i live out in the woods
the only threat to my life is the occasional bear or rabid skunk
>>60801540
maybe because you posted a laughing image.
>>60801580
No I just pointed to a new poll showing him losing by 12, and I also pointed to Obama's 51% approval rating. I just don't have faith Trump will win
>>60801369
FOAL
The gf is constantly going in between being sort of right wing and full on left wing and actually takes Facebook political memes seriously. I don't even know what to do lads. All I do is give my view when she brings it up but then she gets mad and calls me racist when she brings it up. Apparently it's now all my fault and I'm horrible for disliking Islam. Can you actually have a decent relationship with someone who thinks completely differently to you politics wise?
>>60801602
ahh, yes (((Bloomberg)))
>>60801540
get him outta here
