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korean pop edition
>>60791765
good edition
just saw a picture of myself lads
explain dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkO1kyaCirc
>Have sex with a girl who is 15 years and 364 days old
>You're going to prison nonce
>Have sex with a girl who is 15 years and 365 days old
>You're alri m8
>>60791802
ah yes, very expressive
REPUBLIC WHEN?
>>60791819
nonce
>>60791819
really makes u think
should i go shop lads
just a reminder that this is what kshit fans look like in real life
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464055614713.webm
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling my .22
Post that melting plastic took fuckhole, what's her name, nayeon? You know,the one with the nose that's 100% plastic
>>60791821
great post
I dont really do politics lads, but shall i vote in or out the EU? My priority concern is protecting bennies for disabled people.
>>60791849
more like this is what yanks look like
>>60791823
give it a few years, I'll knock off a few of them. Machining a sniper rifle first.
I just got the news that a 12 years old girl got pregnant by my 14 years old little brother
Im 23 years old, dont have a gf, never had a gf and cant get gf :(
i feel so bad right now, i already thinking all the things people are going to say like
>oh anon is 9 years younguer and he has a gf
>what about you, anon?
>why dont you have a gf?
>when you are going to have a gf?
i want to kill myself, i just cant handle this pain
what pills i have to take with whiskey to suicide?
painless would be good
>>60791823
you missed your window desu
>>60791849
is he ded?
cara where you at
>>60791871
but my feet hurt
>>60791855
He's handsome desu, I bet he was rolling in boipucci when he visited that club (well, apart from the final time).
>>60791765
>>60791779
>>60791787
woah you guys like kpop too :D? *high fives you* awesome dude XDD
what's your favourite group :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
I don't understand lads.
Who is who in this?
Who is Jack? A robot?
Who is Wayne? The father? Why did his son call him Wayne instead of Dad?
Who is the woman? His sister? His step-mother?
Why did she need Jack to leave for her to 'get her kids ready'? This is the most confusing thing of all.
webm not related
>16 year old girls mentioned
>>60791894
They're a pair of mongs
need a short hair huge tits gf
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1510256
>>60791948
yet he's still a bigger loser
>>60791875
Leave
Me on the left
0161
Putting Manny on the map
>>60791940
>Who is Wayne? The father? Why did his son call him Wayne instead of Dad?
Step dad i presume. Jack (if thats the Protag's name) is the wife's son
>>60791849
Do you have a youtube link for this? I need to send it to a grumpy Korean girl I know who hates kpop weebs
>>60791940
what kind of dog is that
she wants a man from brum
>>60791959
I don't think any Belgian is actually offended by this
some gook winking at me
About to have wank number 9 over Valentina Nappi in the last week lads
>>60791976
getting a good whiff of Kyary's farts i see
>>60791987
Ubisoft are giving away Prince of Persia for free lads
>>60791959
belgian is a country
it's called france
only enjoy football with national teams 2bh
clubs are boring and shit
>>60792010
She wants a car called brum
>>60791908
the pyramids weren't built without a bit of foot pain la
New gf lads
goood song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mswcDUhOkNE
norrrrfolk
>>60792044
What about Nigeria-Germany
sports and politics are interests for only the most hideous of runts
>>60792069
what's her name?
>>60792069
She doesn't even know you exist
Beating my cock
who /WankingToLocalProzzieAdsBecauseThinkingAboutTheFactYouCouldActuallyFuckThemGetsYouOff/ here?
>>60792044
>what's more interesting is
'no' they only work with eachother, the second bit is regarded
need to put my willy in a fanny and move it back and forth until white stuff comes out
Doing a kfap
>>60792118
done it before t b h
>>60792118
Not now but yes I do this
>>60792167
to whom?
>>60792161
The technical term is a "sex wee"
Anyone else got a bunch of young lefty mates absolutely doing their nut about the latest EU polls?
>>60791811
explain what? the sound is really low so maybe I missed something?
>>60792096
good post
>>60792191
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>60792118
Why not just go visit them ?
English girls are only like 160-200 for an hour of the best sex you'll ever have
>>60792191
Yes
>>60792103
Suzy Bae
tinder slag just me these on snapchat lads
>>60792191
finally. you're just as bad as the kpop spammers.
>>60792191
what will you do with your life now?
>>60791821
how's her dick tho??
>>60792191
bit strange he didn't get me then
>>60792240
too beta
any of you lads have an actual fleshlight?
worth the money?
>>60792269
Fuck off Yank
what if he makes moves to stop slag-posting? what then for /brit/?
>>60792191
He's doing you a favour, you need to sort your life out mate.
>>60792240
>only 160-200 per hour
>>60792191
>Dutch cancer finally gone
New janny starting off on the right foot
Maybe you'll now get a life
I've spent weeks away from /brit/ yet you're in almost every thread 24/7 it seems like, very sad
>>60792250
much prefer the old janny tbqh, hope he got an upgrade at the very least
>>60792273
was posting way less than before anyway but not quite sure
>caratwat is currently bad evading
Asked girl out and didn't expect her to say yes
What do I do now?
>>60792313
Moar
In the thread x
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1885104
Might pay this girl 60 quid to bounce on my cock tomorrow
why does the new janny hate cara??
The Parliament of /int/ is now in session /brit/friends
>>60792177
>>60792240
>an hour
>>60792353
reckon he got headhunted to another board?
What is that communist Scottish girls twitter lads? Need it for a friend.
>A 26 year old girl at my new work has a 42 year old dad and a 57 year old boyfriend
Ah yes lovely people.
Feeling very dizzy even though I am lying down doing nothing. Think I'm having a stroke or something.
>POORTUGAL
>POORTUGAL
>>60792362
>what is a block
>>60792406
>Romanian
Don't do it mate
Avoid rommies
India will be a superpower then you'll treat me with respect
>>60792406
>member's profile information cannot be displayed at this time
>>60792336
No one complains about slagposting though
>Pooptugal
>>60792449
iceland are going to win the euros
Would you let a fat smelly old wrinkly paki put his tiny penis inside you for 180 quid
>>60792450
i'm a good boy who's never been banned so I don't know
>>60792406
awful boob job
>that disgusting very visible scar
>>60792496
>Greece2.0
from a girl i know's vsco
WEEEEEEEEEEW
>>60792437
Why can't you just be happy for other people?
Probably why you don't have a gf yourself btw
>>60792191
T H E
J A N N Y
>>60792433
Saradavidson
Why does literally every fucking goal have to be followed by that shitty White Stripes song?
>i am delighted to be posting these arguably unacttractive women because their propensity to be scantily clad and generally uncouth demeanour makes them more reachable to a man such as myself who wasn't helped in any measure by cruel nature
hmm
>>60792469
obviously the janny has taken exception to it this time
>>60791765
old and busted
>>i am delighted to be posting these arguably unacttractive women because their propensity to be scantily clad and generally uncouth demeanour makes them more reachable to a man such as myself who wasn't helped in any measure by cruel nature
>hmm
>>60792584
isnt that portugal unofficial anthem
>>60792585
Lad install a spell checker
>>60792581
Yeh but the actual twitter page.
>>60792401
only others are illegal on this board mate haha
>>60792191
Dogs belong on /an/
Off for 2 days
Probably going to just stay in bed and cry
fucked a girl from tinder when i was sober and I came in about 2 minutes
i told her i had to go to work so she'd leave.
later she messaged me saying shed still like to hang with me. I removed her and pretended none of it ever happened.
Snacktime!
>>60792627
@NicolaSturgeon
>>60792671
dive into it
>>60792624
i can't be aRsed desu
>>60792240
will probably get 2hrs with hayley
not sure she'd give a new customer that long a session though
>>60792351
Him and Nova Scotia literally post for 18+ hours a day.
Quite sad
I want to make me willy feel good
>>60792642
So are kpop posts (not British culture) but they're still posted anyway
704
mentioned
>>60792406
>60 quid
how long?
>>60792689
Why would you need 2 hours?
>>60792661
was sick on a girl while I was having sex once, I just kept on ploughing away and she was screaming and almost vomitted herself due to the smell
Never spoke to her after that
Islam is a beautiful
>>60792661
FONT
>>60792737
1/2 of an hour
>>60792723
Remind me how yanks are British culture?
Exactly, FOY.
>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
What tea do you drink? Here's what I drink.
Any others I should try?
lads is there anyway to read messages on what's app but not send the other person a notification that you have when the tick changes colour?
>>60792683
Literally right click on the comment box and click add dictionary
It'll help with your English
>>60792770
>Any others I should try?
Nah lad. You've already drank perfection
>>60792739
travelling a long way so may as well. money isn't an issue. i can get her to piss on me and stuff while my cock recovers
>>60792770
PG Tips is the GOAT
Have they identified the race and religion of the Walmart shooter yet?
louie, you've gone feral
>>60792822
he was somali and hes supposedly dead afaik
>was sick on a girl while I was having sex once, I just kept on ploughing away and she was screaming and almost vomitted herself due to the smell
>Never spoke to her after that
>>60792689
No you won't because you're too much of a self-conscious autistic beta
You've been posting her for like 6 months and still haven't fucked her, you absolute pathetic poor excuse of a human being
>>60792811
Fuck off like you know what you're on about.
>what i find strange is they illegalized kinder suprise in the U.S but not guns!? wtf!
Reminder there's been 3 Islamic terror attacks in White countries these past few days.
look at this fucking cat
>>60792770
this is also the most common one here i think
>>60792840
>Somali
Muslim confirmed
>>60792804
Could you post a pic of Hayley?
>>60792822
https://twitter.com/GooseJenner/status/742800805573447681
I am part of the alt right
> "science" channels on YouTube
> just some idiot pouring liquid nitrogen on things for hours on end
> millions of views
ah yes getting very sick and tired of normies and their constant shit
Got a cold again
God fuxking damn it
>>60792791
i only have the option to have it traduced in froglang :^]
>>60792854
very very hurtful :-(
>>60792860
Rude
Really makes u think...
>>60792791
his English is excellent
>>60792780
try and access it by connecting it to your pc maybe
Can you keep the ball if you catch it in footy?
wew lads I didn't even know Iceland has a team
I used to defend Britain having multiple teams, but now even a supermarket gets one? we went too far
Business idea: Train the runts to throw themselves into the furnace, so as to negate the need for arduous shovelling
I am 50 and have been a "loner" pretty much all of my adult life, not necessarily by design but having moved from my hometown to London I never made the new links. The starkness of my "aloneness" was brought home when I was being discharged from hospital and had to literally sneak out because I had no-one that the ward fuhrer could hand me over to.
On the wider front, the constant attacks on the things that once fostered male camaraderie have done much to leave successive generations isolated, the collapse of the industrial base and the social fabric that went went it, and the creation of the "virtual world" will leave more and more men and women isolated in the future. Look to Japan to see how that is playing out.
In a western world that sees "difference" between men and women as an inequality to be erased and "male bonding" as an old boys network reinforcing "glass ceilings" and other nonsense it's a bit rich to suddenly get worried about the psychological effects of the anti-male campaigns of the last thirty years.....but only a "little" bit worried you can be sure.
>Reminder there's been 3 Islamic terror attacks in White countries these past few days.
dont know how ill make it in life lads
have to spend 8 hours slaving doing something i hate to survive
have to spend 8 sleeping
have to spend 8 wallowing alone in my own shit
why the fuck does anyone bother
In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
>>60793044
go get pozzed by bernie you fucking cuckold
>>60793044
rasheed
How do I get a gf lads
Even a shitty one
Made a TOP NOTCH asparagus tart lads.
Keeping the other one for lunch tomorrow, I hope it will be good cold.
>>60793097
laughing out loud @ this here post
>>60792941
not an argument
>>60793061
Why not.
>>60793129
asparagus are v nice cold
i'll use the first suggestion to this post and use it to confect a pasta
>>60793050
Get married and have kids now
All white people need to have as many kids as possible
>>60793005
yee not in soccer though
>>60793171
poo
>>60793164
not sure but you always see them being thrown back
>>60793215
You wanna fucking fight mate?!?!
26 years d and never had a friend or a girlfriend
>>60793204
i changed my mind
>>60793259
>never had a friend
Don't believe you.
>>60793259
Stop listening to kpoop
it'll change your life
>>60793256
nah i'm alright
Friend at work trying to set me up with a girl who is way better looking than me
Think they're just setting me up to fail so they can get a laugh out of it
-;(
I feel like the world is falling apart these last few months.
Ask a sexist pig anything.
Should I have a quick wank now before I go out fishing or wait and edge for a few hours later?
>>60793315
Didn't think so.
>>60793295
Literally never
Never had anyone over for dinner or sleepover when I was younger, never got invited to parties and always sat on my own at dinner
>>60793366
how does it feel to be right?
pretty much dislike everyone desu
if you guys weren't funny, i'd prefer if you you all just jumped off a cliff
>>60793375
Why would I know better about your sexial habits you utter cretin. YOU DISGUSTING, FAT, PIECE OF UTTER TRASH FUCKING CRETIN!!
>>60793418
I'm a girl btw
>>60793418
how is /brit/ even real haha
close your eyes wanka haha
>>60793375
give source on the pic and i'll answer your question
>>60793434
stfu and go back to diddling your tiny peepee to kpop bitchnigga
*rattles the bars of my cage*
REEEEE RREEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE
*rattle rattle rattle*
business idea: a good /brit/ thread
gf brought home some pears with her
not a big fan of pears desu
Doss holding in your pee make you willy shrink? Feels like it's getting smaller and will end up inside-out soon.
>>60793344
dont care
>>60793496
i'm out
>Be a Christian
>Christmas comes around
>Ah yes time to buy gifts for all my close friends and family
>Be a Muslim
>Ramadan comes around
>Ah yes time to commit a bunch of terrorist attacks
???
>>60793496
I don't see any money in it
britain is gay
>>60793472
I don't have a source and I've been looking for months :(
>>60793522
Dont Care you don't care
instagram photo is getting bare likes from peng tings lads
>>60793407
That's impossible coz I am your friend. :)
>>60793566
dont care
>>60793566
>peng
londoners out
It stopped raining
Didn't even notice
When did it stop?
>>60793545
For fuck sake, seppo!
I'll put an end to your predicament anyway. Wank before, during, and after your silly fishing trip.
being obnoxiously noisy british runts screaming and chanting at night while honest french humans try to sleep is good old banter
of course
>>60793577
No thanka
bruv, waisman u look a bit silly
im fuckin ya wife while ya holdin ya willy
So tired lads.
>>60793642
Garlic isn't a perfume
9 MINUTES
>>60793642
ah, the french
>>60793618
Alri cheers m8
>>60793685
i see through your ruse merciless blood sucking creature from hell
Business idea: make /brit/ great again
back from my acid bender
saw the fabric of reality again
>>60793742
cuck
>>60793644
:( You don't need to show off and try to be cool in front of the other boys. No one is impressed with that behaviour Bubut it's alright, I forgive you since that's what friends do! :3
>>60793742
>again
Need a shit and a shave
>90% of all fucking jobs are menial shit with no authority
>the 10% that arent are handed off to friends and family or the rare person with skill that cant be denied
should just off myself, shouldnt i?
>>60793798
Shave before you shit or you'll be smearing shit all over your face
Business idea: make /brit/ be back British
>>60793798
dont care
very angry
>>60793802
nah just wait for the structure to collapse
>>60793642
agreed
the english are subhumans
business idea: suicide boxes like they had in futurama
Just made some green tea
>>60793851
what's wrong?
Business idea: make /brit/ be black British
>>60793802
take over the means of production with the help of the working class you mong
>>60793857
humans are subhumans
((rly m8ks u thincc))
Want to make love on a spiritual level with my soulmate
>>60793923
fuck off nigger
goat pop song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o
>>60793894
gay
>>60793923
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
man dont care
I really want to shag a girl who's been blacked lads
What's wrong with me?
business idea: become a gigolo
>>60793973
You are?
REALLY want to meet a chubby / pretty fat woman who enjoys wearing latex and will perform utterly degenerate sex acts on me.
Icelandic fans are nice
>>60794024
>>60794049
dont care
business idea: become a fast travel asphalt surface person and take to the rich to give to the poor me
Anyone here ever had the fruit known as a date?
Had some for the first time before and fuck me theyre boss
>>60794024
You're american
>>60794037
gay as well, got a good gaydar
Want to meet someone who will let me put my penis inside them
>>60794095
But muh hurritage is English and Scottish
>>60794088
FONT
>>60794088
Bet that's the only date you've ever had you sad cunt haha
business idea: put cameras on policemen and live stream it for money
i never wanna make u mad
i just wanna make u proud
i said baby just make me cum
and dont make a sound
>>60794139
My sister will, but only if you buy her a ticket to Australia
>>60794088
They're mudslime food
No thank yuo
>>60794088
Too sweet desu
>>60794176
Do I get to put my penis inside her before or after I buy the ticket
Why isn't Islam illegal?
>this fucking shit show in the last minute
>>60794164
>>60794167
I fucking knew it
You both better sleep with one eye open tonight
>>60794240
After, but she's worth it
POORTUGAL
>POORTUGAL
POORTUGAL
>POORTUGAL
POORTUGAL
>POORTUGAL
POORTUGAL
>POORTUGAL
>Poonaldo
piloting the plane with my iphone(tm) in plane mode xxx
>>60794257
Why isn't you showing your face in public illegal?
>>60794258
Poonaldo has to have his way
>>60794266
How do I know she won't take the ticket and offski
Just want to hug a cute finnish boy desu
RONALDO YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT MATE. AHAHAHAHAH
>>60794296
My face didn't shoot up a bender bar
>>60794264
Heh, I'll be waiting for you.. I'll keep a cold pillow for you :3
>>babby's first tournament
>Nah, Portugal's fitness will win the day.
Ronaldo is so shit at free kicks, Messi would have scored that
>>60794348
not
an
argument
man kick ball with foot
fascinating
*has a street fight*
>>60794370
HAHAHAHAHA
I fucking told you lads!
>tfw waiting for a reply that never comee
>>60794370
Enjoy your new meme team
>10% of the icelandic population is IN THE STADIUM
fuck off britcucks
tried to chat up a portuguese girl just there
it did not go well
>>60794426
dont care
>man kick ball with foot
>fascinating
>*has a street fight*
>>60794418
You said Iceland would win. They didn't.
>>60794410
i will remember this gimmick and use it
without paying copyrights
>>60794430
Fuck off youre basically just a tree hugging muriblob
all this iceland talk is making me a bit hungary
>talking about football
Go to/sp/ or something normie twats
>>60794455
dont care
>>60794470
I did not say that
>>60794470
he said they'd get a result you bitter cunt
>>60794485
/brit/ is basically refugees from old /sp/, fuck off newtwat
>>60794516
Nah you said they'd win
>>60794540
Not new lad been here since the autumn of '15 bellend
>>60794610
kek you're new
>>60794610
>>60794650
no idea who is memeing who
grats if you are both reverse memeing
So the ex wife of the Orlando shooter said she tried to talk him out of the shooting.
So she knew about it. And didnt tell anyone about it.
Hmm
