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Are Sturgeon edition
korean pop
Sturgeon
>>60789158
>posting in your own thread before linking it
you couldn't be any more of a cretin
>>60789190
rude
Lads
How much is a travel visa to the US? Only going for 3 days.. How does it work?
*walks towards you*
>>60789217
What an ugly bitch.
>>60789131
>that postue
is she an orc from Warhammer?
Finna
>>60789220
>going for 3 days
why such a short visit?
Time for a status report. How's /gf 2016/ going?
Boris getting flustered
>dogs that started barking an hour ago show no sign of stopping
>>60789238
VERY rude
Sturgeon is CUTE
>>60789233
>>60789233
*punches you in the jaw*
*fucking drops you*
>>60789270
The romanian broke up with me
>>60789281
no he's not?
>>60789270
When is the Brexit vote lads?
>>60789270
fucking it hard as we speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=70&v=LVyGxlgeAjc
brand new tune
Portugal vs fucking ICELAND
Cruel, cruel bastards.
>>60789261
Long story short it's for a sporting event
Lived there for a year but on a proper visa, never on a travel one.
Priti > Liz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturgeon = Merkel
>>60789270
new girl started at work, she a qt, single and not a slag. can't see anything happening though because I'm a coward.
>>60789322
Tomorrow.
>2016
>not shilling for your preferred referendum outcome via snake-based multiplayer games
>>60789295
Didn't even read the study he cited, noticeably annoyed and trying to talk over Alex Salmond when it's pointed out.
>Polish tv showing EURO qts before every game
I hope your tv is based too, unlike frenchies.
Going to have one of them really depressing lonely wanks where you don't even cum and end up just crying
>>60789322
Next Thursday, 23rd June
>>60789270
thought it was miraculously going somewhere but now not so sure
Lads I'm facing a bit of a conundrum
I'm really hairy but I can't afford a wax and shaving will just leave me covered in stubble and ingrown hairs after a couple days
And I know that this amount of bodyhair is a major turn off for women
What should I do?
Greggs: Bakery Chain Likely to Add Sushi to Its Menu, CEO Says
Could it be any more obvious Boris is a disinfo agent who wants Remain to win?
>>60789287
wood > poogeon
>>60789322
15th, polls open in 11 hours
>>60789378
not a brit but we do get 2 different cameras, one showing random shite
>>60789355
delet this
>>60789409
>Greggs sushi
>mfw the sort of people who will buy this
giving out
>>60789378
>>60789415
Boris and Cameron decided who was going to head what campaign based on a coin toss. This whole referendum is just Etonian banter
the referendum isn't binding is it?
>>60789377
>'flustered'
>confidently said he didn't read it
good one you fucking spastic
>>60789408
Get a pair of scissors and a razor blade ?
NOT ALL ___________
>>60789368
Lel, what's your record lad? Usually I consider "big" to be around 20-30k but once I managed 75k somehow.
45 replies?
Time for a new thread!
If you say no then you're an autist
>>60789443
>>60789443
>>60789443
>>60789126
>merkel/clinton hybrid
>>60789408
there are home waxing kits no
*tries to find manny on the map*
Ah yes
Giving up
>>60789220
You don't need a visa, what you have to do is register for ESTA, which takes about 10 minutes and cost £15 IIRC
>>60789457
No, parliament still has to present legislation that will sever the UK from the European Union, it has to go through the House of Lords as normal and receive Royal Assent
But anyone who cockblocks it after the public voted to leave/stay is likely to find themselves swiftly out of a job
>>60789475
You're looking at it. I can never quite reach 50k, some tiny bastard always cuts in front of me.
Why are you autists still in this thread?
we're at 55 posts already!!!!!!!!! migrate you retards !!!!
Can just imagine the feeling in are niges body after the brexit win is announced. We will never feel anything like it lads
>>60789478
>This reddit cunt still mad about something that happened hours ago
report early threads
>>60789513
What if the vote is really close? You could argue that it wasn't a definite result
>>60789415
>>60789455
We need Farage in the dabate
>>60789452
fantastic post
THIS GAME WILL BE A SLAUGHTER!!!
Leave campaigners are so delusional about how powerful Britain is, we're simply not big enough by ourselves to negotiate the kind of trade deals we have as part of a larger team.
>i'm actually kinda sad about brexit becuase I've always wanted to live in northern England
I'm not a plumber tier pole I swear. Let me in and I will work a non physical job, as a teacher or something. Your weather is good for my health.
>>60789457
There'd be large scale riots if they tried to not follow the result
>>60789555
>What if the vote is really close?
the establishment wants to stay so they'll celebrate a 0,1% victory like they just won WW3 and the EU will become a federalised union within the next 20 years
so just how alcoholic are vodka gummy bears? How many do I need to eat to get fucked up?
Or does it depend on batch to batch? I've used a medium bottle and like 3 packets.
pic unrelated
>>60789561
my dad top left
Found out the girl I really liked isn't interested in me
Going to do a cry
>>60789408
>buy some cheap wahl trimmers from amazon
>stand in an empty bath
>trim body hair
>wash hair down the plughole
>>60789618
Shut up, SHUT UP
>>60789602
By whom? rorkes? i doubt it
>>60789608
Fantasy
daddys putting on oven chips and chicken dippers
>>60789557
>dabate
debate*
>>60789270
>filename
kek
got a girl's number today without doing anything lads
just talked to her and didn't act autistic and at the end of class she said she's text me, took my phone, and put herself in as a contact and texted herself
>tfw good genes white male
:^]
she isn't gf material but she is more than attractive enough, a 7-7.5/10, I'd smash of course
>>60789509
You sure?
>>60789342
England vs fucking WALES
Cruel, cruel bastards.
>>60789618
dont care
>>60789288
Maisie smokes?
struggling to figure out why western leaders would support a destructive religion
>>60789586
it's just establishment cunts still bitter about suez desu
>>60789640
Well if over 50% vote brexit there's gonna be more than enough for a riot you leftie mong
>>60789342
cannot wait to see cr7 cry like a lil bitch when he gets destroyed by 11 bodybuilders
>>60789658
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_Waiver_Program
>>60789586
>we're simply not big enough by ourselves to negotiate the kind of trade deals
You're plenty big enough, you're a great country, a terrific country, but you're being ripped off, you have weak leadership, you need smart people to make good deals, you do.
http://www.fiba.com/rankingmen
Sporting Related Reminderrrrrrr
>>60789618
depends on how long you soak em, I've had ones that were just right and ones that were strong as fuck and almost falling apart (consistency = not good)
>>60789708
Rorkes don't riot, inner city youf riot
Get ready for rat Pepe's stunts.
>>60789732
Cant believe you replied that that awful obvious bait
>>60789658
can confirm, watch out with getting an esta, there are a billion scam sites they shouldn't be expensive
pardon me, do you have a match?
>>60789530
after Brexit, his mission complete, Nigel retreats out into the moors disappearing in a bank of fog.
perhaps one day when Britain needs him again he will return once more
>>60789732
delete this for falling for his bait
>>60789586
>we're simply not big enough by ourselves to negotiate the kind of trade deals we have as part of a larger team.
yet Iceland (populaton of 300.000) negotiated a trade deal with China which the EU still hasn't been able to pull of.
but no the UK (the trade capital of europe) with a population of 60 million will be totaly incapable of negotiating trade deals :^)
I thought Ronaldo was that rat looking mahfucka from Argentina?
>>60789722
https://ais.usvisa-info.com/en-gb/niv/information/fee
???
Will be taking a late lunch on Thursday to watch the England Wales game. Shall I watch the first or second half?
>>60789530
he looks very happy in the gif
>gf's says her tits are very sensitive at the moment
>she's not on her period
>>60789718
forgot I was on the catalog
>>60789745
Hmmm ok thanks for the advice brudda.
Why do they do the coin flip before the match starts?
>>60789803
>>gf's says her tits are very sensitive at the moment
>>she's not on her period
congrats papa
http://news.sky.com/story/1711986/lille-confrontation-between-rival-football-fans
It begins
>>60789801
You can only watch one half?
>>60789803
babynames.com
>>60789752
Inner city youf will be more than happy to join in
>>60789832
to pick a winner of the Iowa caucuses
shouldn't the rest of the UK get free tuition fees in Scotland because they are funding it
>>60789803
Is she on the pill? Cos they can cause tit-pain.
>>60789803
sorry bout that
>bbc one stream
>its 240p
ahhh yes
>>60789701
Like a chimney.
Drink and drugs too
>>60789555
>What if the vote is really close?
No MP is going to quibble on a public referendum. The Lords might decide to fuck it all up since only an Act of Parliament (which would also require the non-impeached Lords to approve) or the Queen exercising Royal Prerogative and dissolving Parliament can remove them, but again that's unlikely since they all like their jobs too much to risk it.
Hate being poor desu lads
>>60789795
I've been 4 times in the past couple of years but go ahead and get an unnecessary visa for a 3 day trip if you really want lad
https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/
>>60789791
What details of that trade agreement were particularly enviable?
>>60789857
>guys name on her panties
instant turnoff
>>60789847
My lunch is only an hour and I can't watch it in the office
>tfw work for a Scottish company
>>60789910
not sure about the uk but they do it on purpose here so tv networks don't get completely blown the fuck out
>>60789951
>What details of that trade agreement were particularly enviable?
the fact that they have one
>>60789859
>>60789841
I hope she fucking hoovers it out of her fanny if she is pregnant. I'm only 20 ffs.
>>60789882
yeah she, hope that's it, surely it can't fail lel
>>60789968
>so tv networks don't get completely blown the fuck out
elaborate
>>60789949
I'm Pakistani though....
>found out this girl from primary school works in the same company as me
>remember her being fat, ugly and stupid
>lel how did this dumb bitch even get a job
>bumped into her today
>she's turned into a younger version of Christina Hendricks
>she's also earning more than me
>reminded I'm ugly, a total cunt and my life is going nowhere
Why do females have to ruin everything?
>girls who wear Calvin Klein
>>60789916
>BBC Radio Pleb Weekend
J U S T
U
S
T
I think Iceland is gonna get a result lads
Screencap this
a girl invited me to go camping last week but i forgot to reply
lmao
Is the referendum going to be like the OXI vote in Greece, which was quickly ignored for pragmatism?
I'm sick of losing 1% a day on the markets.
>>60789791
>iceland
>exports nothing but sheep's heads, cod and inbreeding
Yeah no wonder Iceland can make a trade deal quickly
>>60789832
To decide who will have kick off first half/ which end you will attack first half
>>60790006
portugal are fucking shit
>>60790002
>boys who wear Stone Island
>>60789983
>I'm only 20 ffs.
holy shit dude make sure she's on the fucking pill or use condoms you fucking dumbass
>>60790028
and bjork
>>60790002
hot desu
*types out a sentence*
*ctrl-a backspaces*
*Carries on*
trapped season 2 when
>>60790040
roadman
>>60790006
>babby's first tournament
Nah, Portugal's fitness will win the day.
gf is bullhunting
any brexit cartoons lads?
>>60790028
>Yeah no wonder Iceland can make a trade deal quickly
so why can't the UK? why can't Denmakr, and Sweden do that alone? why do we need the eu? just because we produce more shit?
>>60789595
>I've always wanted to live in northern England
What did he mean by this?
>>60789986
if you only take out internet at your isp instead of phone/tv/internet they'd make less money therefor less money would go to the tv networks, tv is already dying fast and this won't save them forever and its quite annoying
>>60790079
good lad
>>60790042
she's on the pill, i'm not going to use johnnies with my girlfriend I've been with for over a year kek.
looks like the pill can only fail if she forgets to take it I fucking hope she hasn't
>>60790076
Sigurdson >> Memenaldo
>>60790079
she's butters ngl
>>60789982
The debate isn't whether trade deals can be negotiated at all, it's we'll be able negotiate trade deals as beneficial as those we could as a larger and more influential economic bloc.
>>60790102
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>>60790097
You have to pay license fee to watch iplayer though
going full elliot rodger mode right now
Hope the Iceland manager does this to Ronaldo
If dubs, brexit not gonna happen for sure.
>>60790079
me on the right
this is the most interesting match of the euros so far
>>60790016
maybe, but our case was different
our referendum was a complete joke. the facts are that is was on one week notice, and the question was whether we approved of the Junker deal (aka third memorandum) that was proposed to us. the deal was taken away the day the referendum was announced and we literally didnt have anything to decide.
I dont know the british buruecracy but it seems like the question is very clear and cannot be misinterpreted. the greek one was not.
>>60790129
PENG
>>60790115
lel fuck off lad
>>60790115
did someone mention swansea?
^.^
>>60790155
then I guess it's just you lot getting fucked over for no good reason
>>60790102
She probably stopped taking the pill on purpose so she could get pregnant.
is it pointless having a gf if you dont have your own place
>>60790082
>just because we produce more shit?
yes
the UK has more to lose from a shit trade deal (say one that opens UK markets to lots of chinese goods but keeps chinese markets closed to most UK goods), and so negotiating as a larger bloc makes you more even
however reconciling interests among the entire EU is also hard because they have to protect the feelings of french farmers and polish coal miners
i'm not saying the UK can't negotiate things on its own
i'm just saying the Iceland example is dumb is all
>>60790076
>he doesn't remember france losing to senegal
>>60790170
LEGEND
>>60790238
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Iceland will score at least. Started very well
>"Islam is violent""
>"All muslims are terrorists!"
Umm... you seem to be forgetting the CRUSADES sweetie ;) x
>>60790238
also pretty hard to get one in the first place i'd say too
Why are there retards driving on the road that don't know how to operate their headlights properly?
>HURR ITS NOT NITE M8 SO I DONT PUT DEM ON
Was just travelling along the motorway in flash flood conditions with visibility of 20ft and their were grey and light blue cars that were almost totally invisible due to not having their lights on.
I even turn my rear fog light on in those conditions.
Got some of those big crumpets.
What should I have them with?
>>60790261
it was a question
>>60790262
Not with shit deliveries like that
>>60790238
Nah, me and my gf both still live with our parents and slamming my cock into her fanny and making her moan feels even better knowing her dad is listening.
>>60790252
He was actually watching him walking over and preparing the bogey especially. What a lad
>>60790275
you can't turn off your headlights in denmark
on 24/7
>>60790285
>big crumpets
what?
>>60790250
Senegal had good players though. Iceland literally have Sigurdsson and a bunch of part time accountants.
>>60790249
>i'm just saying the Iceland example is dumb is all
sure you're right but I'm only using that when people bost b8 like, indipendant nations can't negotiate trade deals. sure it'll be more complicated but I'd prefer my nation negotiating it's own deals
>>60790290
FONT?
>>60790298
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>>60790309
so that you can see all the darkies there more clearly?
>People saying earlier that we can't deport non British citizen EU citizens after Brexit because you can't retroactively apply a law.
How can you possibly be this dense? They wont have committed the crime of entering the UK illegally but they commit the new crime of STAYING in the UK.
>>60790291
Did somebody mention shit deliveries?
building a dyson sphere around my bollocks
>>60790309
>24/7 being dazzeled by retards with HID lights
Ah yes.
>>60790346
>implying it wont be much more complex than that
>implying anybody has a fucking clue what happens if we leave
>>60790353
More like herpes
>>60790353
Yes hello
i am voting out and proud i will not be a shy brexiter
>>60790353
Very good post
btw there'll be two years more of membershit if you vote leave before you're officially out
>British MPs demanding tighter controls on migrants claiming benefits in the UK have found an ally in a seemingly unlikely place: the European Court of Justice.
>Although often held up as an example of unwanted EU interference into British life, the EU’s highest court has repeatedly backed tougher rules on the ability of migrants to claim benefits.
What channel is the Iceland vs Portugal match on?
>>60790399
>>implying it wont be much more complex than that
How will it be more complicated? You're either an illegal immigrant or you're not.
>>60790346
I said we weren't going to argue this. We'll never agree and we'll just end up shitflinging.
Let it go
LET IT GOOOO
CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOOOORE
Boris please shut up about the bananas the joke was funny but you wore it out
>>60790266
Hate when people say this. Just because Christianity was violent nearly 1000 years ago doesn't mean Islam isn't violent.
>>60790456
itv
>>60790456
HRMBBC1
>>60790456
bbc one
I'm fucking terrified about what will happen if we stay in the EU
We need to leave lads
>>60790456
All the games are on BBC1 or ITV1, this one the former
How do I get as deep of a voice as Boris?
>>60790456
BBC1
>>60790477
>responding to his paki bait
forgot to register for postal vote
was gonna vote leave desu
>>60790514
Don't be an effeminate Swedish beta male
>>60790514
Smoke some cigars
>>60790506
We're already in the EU, the sky hasn't fallen, what are you so scared about?
>>60790514
Start puberty
Really makes you think
when we leave europe can we go to war with countries that are not a fucking desert again? that was so much comfier
hogwash
>>60790455
Brexiters will ignore this fact
iceland aren't very good at this football thing
>>60790514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3azgXqdeh28
Do as Brian does
>>60790538
Does it pain you to get off your arse for once and vote on the day?
>>60790491
>>60790503
>>60790511
>>60790515
Thanks lads
rly makes u fink
>>60790451
and another 5 years of Nige moaning about the two main parties are fucking up leaving the EU because he doesnt have to figure out the specifics :^)
>>60790457
Ah yes kicking out people who have established lives here and may have lived here for decades. Very impressive im sure that will go down well with the countries we have to negotiate with
>>60790558
they forgot the bit about the left having mudhuts and wearing nothing but fur
Attempting to kick myself in the bollocks
>>60790599
not walking 200 miles to vote
>>60790555
this is the last chance we will get for ages
I don't want a United States of Europe
R M Y T
really makes you think
>>60790613
wonder if brits are going to fill all those low-income jobs then complain they can't make enough money to get by
>>60790589
Doesn't matter what the EU supposedly does for us, all that matters is that we make the rules for ourselves.
Need more of the communist lasses
>Rosy's arse
>>60790592
Still better than Scotland
>>60790583
We'll conquer Germany after a small and effortless military campaign a few weeks after leaving and finally put the eternal kraut out to pasture.
>>60790646
>we're purposely bombing civilians
Of course
>>60790648
Upvoted to heck ;^)
new whip lads
>>60790589
>>60790455
The EU is inherently evil. one good thing does not make it right. it needs to be destroyed
>>60790648
I bet that is extraordinarily delicious
>>60790689
Classic cuck-mobile.....nice ;^)
how does /brit/ feel about this man
>>60790589
Very much doubt you nearest polling station is 200 miles away unless you live in fucking Rockall
>>60790663
'he 'ings I 'uld 'o 'o 'at 'rse
how do they know who gets the throw in so quickly
i can't even keep up
BORIS WANTS TURKEY IN THE EU
is there ball kicking going on?
>>60790728
they love him almost as much as nige
>>60790275
i'm living in a 20m2 studio and it's too big already
>>60790655
>implying low paid jobs will exist once R Nige the meme man saves us
>>60790646
Exactly we done that for a reason, we don't like a give or fuck about them.
You don't have a fight with someone then let me stay at yours to recover after you've knocked them out
>>60790728
>>60790782
meant for >>60790610
>>60790613
>Ah yes kicking out people who have established lives here and may have lived here for decades.
Fuck off lefty, this is what the British public want.
>>60790781
'no'
>>60790728
a tool to cause disillusion against the left.
HUR DUR BOOKY WOOKY FOOKY CAMERON
He was being a hypocritical arsehole saying he was the working class in his £2m home because the Rothschild (his girlfriend at the time is heavily linked with them) so it could further their ring wing causes. Anyone linked to a rothschild however loosely needs to be treated with extreme caution
>>60790838
how did you get this pic of me
>>60790782
wish i had a studio
i live in a 12m2 room in a 100m2 flat and i have to share with two swedes
>>60790831
But the majority of the British public aren't lawyers and politicians.
What you want isn't always what you get.
>>60790831
>Fuck off lefty, this is what the British public want.
WAHEY. calling me a lefty because you got BTFO. haha gave me a right giggle there lad glad to know i won our little 'debate' :)
>>60790796
good post mah niggah
glad i'm not the only one who knows how evil Russell Brand is.
>>60790859
>two swedes
how are they?
can you even communicate?
who would win in a nord-tistic competition?
What did he mean by this?
do you get a little scalp massage with your haircuts lads? best part desu
we yellow
Remain is doing way better in this debate than the previous ones. It's a pity that isn't saying much...
>>60790964
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>>60790945
we speak our respective languages really slowly and it works
>nord-tistic
swedes
being on that peninsula degenerates the brain
>>60790663
NEED poleaboo to phish her
When we vote for Brexit every EU citizen will be given 24 hours to leave before they are rounded up and placed in the workcamps to make UKIP election leaflets.
Moved closer to work so I get 5 more hours of free time lads wew, more time to shitpost on /brit/
>>60790945
>tfw no apartment with two frenchies
>>60790838
Want to absolutely devour that arse t b h
having a go in the homemade fleshlight later, really really horny
>>60790952
CONTROLAAA
>>60791066
foy
>>60791035
>2.5 hour commute
fucking wew, why would you do that in the first place?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-court-backs-uks-ability-to-restrict-child-benefits-for-migrants-a7081046.html
>EU court backs UK Government's right to restrict migrant benefits
really makes you think
>>60791034
What will the leaflets say though?
>POOCELAND
Just put a small glass of rum in front of my desk fan and am now getting the smell of rum wafted to me.
I'm alright with it actually.
send your girl emojis now shes blushing
>>60791090
I'm an apprentice, I had to take what I got desu, It will be all worth it when I'm a qualified plumber
>>60791101
>p-please stay in the EU Britain look we did one good thing finally in years of shit.
>>60791060
How did you make it?
>>60791047
>wanting to live with other people
"no"
w2c smug-looking presenter qt
new
>>60789443
>>60789443
>>60789443
hunt the runt
make it squeal
>Apprentice
>>60791182
cuck
>>60791217
I want to smell their feet
>>60791159
basically this with a couple of adjustments. i put some socks inside so my cock doesn't push the sponges in, and use an elastic band to secure the latex glove
the orgasms are phenomenal compared to a conventional wank
WTF I hate the EU now
>>60791441
What happened?
>>60791483
Boris and Pretty whatever her name is convinced me
>>60791280
>all this work instead of improving yourself and aquiring a gf
he
JANNY GONE ABSOLUTELY MENTAL
haha good one janny you fucking runt
WEW
>THE LITTLE MAN HAS ARRIVED
>>60791543
Aren't you the Swedish guy who is very anti-EU anyway?
So what happened to the Somalian muslim shooting up Walmart?
*feels his presence*
The Custodian is about
>>60791662
They shot him, no hostages were hurt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484268/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484268/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484268/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484268/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484268/r
KEEP VOTING
>break law
>act butthurt when law-breaking is clamped down
Why
>deleting threads at random
ryhahaha whyeyeyss
>>60791662
>SWAT team kills suspect who took hostages at Amarillo, Texas Walmart, investigators say
swatted
>>60791699
>laws are enacted for the greater good
Anyone wanna be my gf and just spend the weekend in running people over in GTA and eating crisp!
30 people were jammed into a disabled toilet in Pulse
Omar killed 29 of them, must be mental to be the lone survivor
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22
>>60791760
i'm sure he received a lot of aid
You know what to do Jan
>>60791769
Get him janny
>>60791751
I'll be your gf on GTA online
>>60791660
who knows, there are a lot of Swedes on 4chan
>>60791217
If thats what turned up I would send it back desu
>>60789831
it's just a try it and learn thing, if this batch isn't good you'll nail the next one
also freezing em helps with the consistency if you fucked up
>>60789987
UK citizen but ehtnically paki, or just a resident?
It's not like they'll turn you back and say "Hey you, the brown one, you need a visa" if you're a citizen
But if not get the visa
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