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Leaflet in the post edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgd9q8ugs4
john's the best poster and probably handsome haha
this is OFFICIALLY a vocaroo fart thread. post vocaroos of your farts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aqc5cljRfm
Got a bad feeling we're not going to leave the EU
poo in the post
>>60733134
Can't believe I'm agreeing with Poz Jones.
It was a homophobic hate crime because Muslims hate gays
our nige
got my eye on john
>>60732348
dance as i pull your marionette
>>60733220
Didn't the votes jump after the Orlando thing?
I saw something stating that but it's probably just a load of shite.
"Handsome"
Keep giving yourself away aye
a cute little parp :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rxqt9krT0n
>>60733281
everyones to stupid and pussified these days
we are already too far gone
>No matches
C'est la vie.
ah yes... a perfect analogy for the EU... the Premier League
https://www.fb.com/theguardian/videos/10154246744831323/
>>60733309
>to stupid
>>60733309
t. portly autist in rural bumfuckshire whose only experience of non-white people are whispered rumours from travelling bards
overwatch is fucking shit
100% refunding
Cant believe you actually dug yourself a bigger hole, you must be so fucking flustered because youre now playing the same shit you use on another board. Damn mate, get your shit together
hello lads haha
>>60733216
good effort m8
hopefully you get a qt gf from it. it's a cute story
Paranoid Peter starting up again how crazy we posters are! Can't this man get a life? SAD!
>>60733375
you are shit
your mum should refund you
haha
hate John
love John
>>60733448
t. john
if your name is called go to bed
john
What's got into you lot then?
>>60733473
>>60733471
>>60733448
>>60733429
onto your lies
looking good john
teehee
Flustered much?
>>60733502
thanks John
>>60733471
thanks John
feel a bit feral lads
>tfw no australian bf
>>60733543
Louie come out of there or I shall gain access via the window!
>tfw no bf
who is john
>>60733559
>>60733567
iktf :(
Looks like I was right again, all talking to yourselves and re-setting your router. Sad!
>>60733566
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No one cared who I was until I put on the name
alri
>>60733572
idk but I don't like him!
What's going on
>>60733566
stop this right now!
>>60733588
LEAVE HIM ALONE
If your name is called go to bed:
Nathan
Did John post the original Solid Snake thing in /b/ years ago?
>>60733591
still don't care desu
FUCK OFF NATHAN
>>60733648
But no one has combed me yet
Aight guys?
Hey Wankers,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>60733648
but it's barely even afternoon REEEEEEEE
goodbye forever lads
If there's one thing I hate more than John it's that he samefags so shamelessly. Sad!
taking to a whole new level lads
doing a poo
We had this real name thing on April Fools... shaking my damnable head
สวัสดีค่ะ
big smelly poo hahahahahahah
God is dead
Who's gonna tuck nathan in bed
>>60733729
Was pretty fun when someone got a celebrity, historical figure, ect
aha, loving this gimmick lads
top stuff
alri
please refrain from posting as John. I am John. Any attempts to copy my namesake are practices of fraud and will be dealth with by the appropriate authorities.
Cheers,
Mike.
The boss is out of town so I think I'll have myself a cheeky double length lunch break wahey
whats up guys hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
alri lads
you may only post in this thread if your name is John
Alri doing a roll call lads
John here?
>>60733812
sup lad
>>60733793
get back to work you fucking runt or i'll backhand you in the fucking dick when i get back
mum died today
>>60733793
how suprising, a work-shy irishman
jks lol
>>60733834
I love you son
See you soon x
>>60733812
yes i am here
>>60733843
555+
John molested me and im going to the coppers
>be John
>be an o.k guy
all the best,
John
John died today
>I don't like the High Sparrow
>>60733859
thanks John
resurrected from the grave today
This thread has a psychopathological disease.
alri John
*sticks finger up your bumhole*
smells like pussy to me
>>60733891
Good lad
>>60733868
>muh olive trees
ฉันคิด John ไม่ดี
>WHY DID YOU NONCE YOUR COUSIN THAILAD? I HONESTLY THI
>w-well I didn...
>BE QUIET, I'M TALKING IT'S CALLED THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW
*audience applauds drowning out thailad's ranting*
>>60733911
terrific got reference!
got a psychopathological disease lads
Who /shitfaced/ her
Here's Johnny!
trump trump trump trump trump
>>60733950
thanks :)
>>60733938
พ่อมึงตาย Jemee!
>>60733967
H A I R Y
A
I
R
Y
/whohere/ john?
>>60734022
not me i hate John
>>60734022
ไม่ชอบ John
>>60733963
ah fuck. i can't believe you've done this
>>60734022
all me
>>60734022
Hello, yes, hello, that's me, hello, yep, John here, just popping by, hello.
>*feels like sleeping b/coz its 5am*
>*remembers job training in 4 hours*
>*drinks some highly caffinated tea*
ahh
time to post on /brit/
>>60734022
john here
hey
it's pronounced 'Yon'
Just want to say, I'm a fan of Australians. Not sure I'll ever go cause it's a bit too warm but you're a decent sort, fuck the haters. <3
you know nothing John
[another got reference btw :)]
ใคร /Ping Pong/ ที่นี่
Have you seen my mum, last i heard she was getting chased by terminator
>>60734156
แม่มึงตาย -o-
>pay council tax in Aberdeen
>call up HMRC and get dad a new tax credits form
>find a job
>NU-TRAXX meeting in 2 days
>driving lesson in 3 days
>fasting for the next 3/4 weeks
>no time to dressup
>only rank 6 on Hearthstone
>no contact with solicitor with less than 3 months to go until a possible trial
Poleaboo has a lot weighing down his mind
He is suffering and no one can hear him screaming
these annoying FUCKING A.I. LECTURES ON ONE SLIDE THEY SAY IT'S < t AND THE NEXT THEY SAY IT'S <= t MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU ROMANIAN CUNT
cant wait until i join the army
Don't reply to him fellow Johns
>>60734224
สู้สู้ Danny
Marina
>>60734132
You want the succ from the leader of the resistance?
>>60734275
นมใหญ่มาก
>>60734275
Such an obvious shop
>>60734291
no you poofter get your mum on the line
module results WHEN
were supposed to be up today but haven't heard a d*mn thing
>>60734326
สวัสดีคนจีน
>>60734326
reported to xi jingping, comrade
Thoughts?
hello
*steals*
>>60734339
I dont know where mum is, she might be in the looney bin
>>60734349
ตลกมาก
patrician spelling coming through
looks like I came at a bad time
>>60734396
ไปเลย yank
Gonna make some porridge and maybe some hot chocolate soon just before the game.
>>60734396
*licks it up*
>>60734396
it's always a bad time with you here
>>60734369
hey
we are all gonna die lads :/
>muh 350 gorillion
Wish I was dead
>>60734468
จริงเหรอ
>>60734460
Mum wtf where you been
>>60734511
getting a cornetto and a pack of fags desu
please give me a (You)
>>60734344
对不起, 我不说泰语
>>60734534
(คุณ)
>>60734549
(Ty)
thank you
Need to end my life
>>60733134
>8 minutes of Owen "Go-in" Jones
No thanks 2bh. Can someone summarise why he stormed off?
>>60734542
ฉันไม่เข้าใจ 555+
>>60734569
ไม่เป็นไร
John if you're in here Billy died and Pa's in hospital can't talk now call later god bless
>>60734523
It took you 10 years to get a cornetto and cigs?
>>60734549
Why the fuck does he get a you but Poleaboo doesn't despite contributing the best post in every thread for over a year now?
>>60734577
Go out with a bang, let the normie feel your sorrow
>>60734534
(Bạn)
Lads
I have acquired a qt 18 year old black girlfriend
>>60734580
Hosts wouldn't concede that it was a deliberate attack on the lgbt community
>>60734593
thanks John
>>60734631
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Quite liking this gimmick.
>>60734631
>cute
>black
>>60734631
post knees
>>60734631
dont care
>>60734649
คุณชอบ Ping Pong ไหม?
>>60734642
Not even close mate
>>60734650
I know, I had this mentality too but she's such a qt she's changed my mind. Not to mention the chebs and the arse on it, oh my goodness gracious
>>60734580
he kept saying that it was a homophobic terrorist attack and the host was diverting him back to what information had been actually released rather than assumption regardless of strong an assumption it was.
John here AMA
>>60734688
not gonna chance that zimbabwe man
>>60734641
Poleaboo applauds your taste
>>60734704
Cute young black girl approached Poleaboo as he was trying to learn how to ride a bike in the park
I spaghettied
>>60734704
>gf
>not normie
pick 1 you normie prick
FONT
Fags outside the white house with anti-NRA banners
>>60734714
คุณชอบฉันไหม
>>60734602
train got delayed
>>60734748
>Fags
ไปเลย yank
>>60734748
>serious gun control
>ever happeneing
libs are cute
>>60734745
you find females attractive? so you identify as a lesbian female?
hmmm hah yes ah yes hmmm
Thinking of taking a 5 day break so it's more pleasurable and I can have a bigger cum shot
>>60734807
don't reply to it
ARTHUR FUCKIN SHELBY
>>60734688
not taking the chance desu
ow my fucking toe
average brit woman
>>60734842
how you liking PB, m8?
>>60734807
I just wanted to befriend her (same with the Polish girls)
Part of being female is having female friends
I have poor social skills and am desperate to make friends hence the spaghetti
Has anybody seen John?
>>60734842
Is now a biblebasher who wants to fuck off to America
>>60734885
by my side
Rate my brother's ideas for naming his child.
I think those are fucking stupid names.
>>60734885
are you from the future?
>>60734928
they are
>>60734928
poo names
>>60734928
gas the cunt, fucking awful names
>>60734928
Isn't Hendrix a famous music person?
>>60734928
the girl dies at the end
Is Josh around?
>>60734974
Jimi Hendrix, yeah.
But Hendrix was his surname
>>60734974
Yeah, johnny hendrix
>>60734948
no lad, why would you think that
where are you
would really prefer it if thailad DIDN'T type in his stupid gook language
>>60734974
yes jeremy hendrix the lead guitarist of the rolling stones
>>60734928
may as well just give the DPP a heads up that they'll be dealing with a melt in 10 years
>>60735019
how often does thailand trigger you la?
>>60734984
come to the room
>>60735019
我会喜欢英语的人会说中文
Odds = skate
Evens = die
wanking lads :p
>>60735102
Things aren't panning out too well for you
>>60735012
Im at the looney bin with mum, she left ten years ago to get a cornetto and cigs and she ended here the slag. Can you come pick us up?
>>60735102
R.I.P. potato famine
>>60735118
not if i can help it *calls your mum*
>>60735118
same, thinking of you as I do xoxo
>>60734928
marley-mae-swell kill herself if thats her name
here lads I just got in, what's this john gimmick? I need to know because my name is actually john and I want to adopt this new gimmick if possible, I feel my experience would be a great asset to the project
https://www.fb.com/AllDefDigital/videos/1042917852467746/
this food looks gross desu
>>60734688
not taking that chance
>>60735166
Post passport
>>60735166
What gimmick lad I don't know what you mean.
>>60735166
What is a gimmick? Is it like a joke?
christ this bloody john gimmick is still running
>>60735166
john gimmick?
>>60734974
Jimmy hendricks
>>60735166
Are you my clone? Sent from the future to kill me?
>On Sky News last night, I realised how far some will go to ignore homophobia - Owen Jones
i wish we could turn time forward so i can die faster t b h l a d s
gimmicks are the glue that binds this general
How goes it lads?
>The father of the Orlando gunman, Omar Mateen, has posted a video in which he condemns the atrocity committed by his son but then appears to suggest it is for God to enact “punishment” against gay people.
The best gimmicks are those posted once or twice a month
Might turn my black gf into a gimmick
>>60735326
"Moderate" muslims are similar to Christian zealots/bible bashing nutcases.
shalom
>>60735389
FONT
>big willy
>no one to put it in
*eats healthily and exercises regularly*
Poleaboo wishes he went to school in Finland
>>60735423
FONT
do not respond
>>60735440
Who is Poleaboo??
don't humour him
Don't acknowledge him, fellow Johns
New poster here. Name's Ross.
>>60735501
FONC
>>60735557
Who is fine?
>>60735501
poleaboo.wordpress.com
I'm just a lad, like all of you
Just that the powers that be have decided to press on me
>>60735472
>>60735502
>>60735518
Why?
It's a good post and I'm not cutting or talking about my trans lifestyle
What must I do to get back in your good graces, /brit/?
>missed the whole john gimmick and no one will explain to me what it is because it's breaking the fourth wall
this is why I should never leave the house
>>60735577
FONC
>>60735557
>>60735577
Sorry, who is fonc
big fan of the chink gimmick keep it up
>This fucking newfag
Do not engage with it
feel sorry for him tbf. he needs a therapist and some psychological support, cutting yourself for some internet attention from anonymous posters is legit sad
Don't engage with him
>>60735601
there's literally nothing to explain
afternoon /brit/ is definitely inferior to late night early morning /brit/ and should be ashamed
*does a think*
>>60735591
I think the word weird describes Poleaboo
(You)s are his sustenance, deprive him of it
>>60735625
>believing that this person actually exists
thought jews know everything
>>60735625
Than you for your sympathy
If I ever end up like Mateen, be sure to tell the other boards all about me, that I was just like them but placed under extreme stress by various authorities and villainous figures
*is on holiday in England*
haha reply to me on facebook ed
Will the real John please stand up?
Ignore it all costs.
>>60735757
*stands up*
*exposes willy*
>>60733106
total bullshit that leaflet
>>60735755
yeah i shot you a message
whats up?
>>60735812
indeed yes
vote remain fellow englishmen lads
Just thought I'd let you know I feel absolutely no sympathy for spiderboo. If anything I'm utterly disgusted at his noncey behaviour and his swarthy, rotund appearance.
Having a gf is probably comfier than all the blankets and hot chocolate in the world
>>60735832
good lad
Can someone talk to me about Brexit?
I understand it is a combination of Britain and Exit, with exit meaning exiting the European Union
Why does Britain want to leave the EU?
>>60735832
who is spiderboo??
>>60735830
i am
>>60735858
one word: muslamic rayguns
>>60735858
for the banter. leaving the EU would be good banter.
>>60735872
but thats two
>>60735858
>Why does Britain want to leave the EU?
because EU law overrules british law
>Microsoft to buy LinkedIn for $26bn
i've never even heard of this site lmao
>>60735852
It is.
>>60735872
What is Muslamic?
Was Raygun a president of America?
I thought he was dead? What does he have to do with Brexit?
>>60735926
t. failed gcses
>>60735858
They believe that we will be released from the shackles of Brussels and MUH TRADE DEALS when in fact leave will meaning we lose access to the single market and like 50 or 60 agreements the EU has in place
also something about immigrants even though the ones from europe arent as bad and only make up half
>>60735926
>i've never even heard of this site lmao
t. NEET
>>60734857
>Brit woman
>Yank number plates
Right you are then, son
>>60735926
Because you're a NEET
>gf shills in this thread trying to rob me blind of my budding sorcery powers
i don't think so
>>60735926
uneducated troglodyte.
>What is Muslamic?
>Was Raygun a president of America?
>I thought he was dead? What does he have to do with Brexit?
>>60735886
Seems like a very risky move for banter
>>60735897
Really? That sounds bad. I would vote to leave Europe if that was the case
>>60735926
>i've never even heard of this site lmao
NE-wait ... *hears a stamping sound in the distance* ... shut up SHUT UP...*floor starts to vibrate* MY GOD
>>60735941
>>60735946
>>60735954
>>60735968
IT'S BAIT! RUN! RUN!!!!!!
>>60735946
>>60735954
aaha we post same thing :D
>>60735926
t. jobless leech
>>60735858
>I understand it is a combination of Britain and Exit, with exit meaning exiting the European Union
wait WHAT? i thought this was about the existence of britain with something like 55% of people saying 'fuck it just nuke us'??????? dont just exit a stupid trade union you fuck up cock teases NUKE YOURSELVES
>>60735944
I have met some Europeans here
They are all very nice
>see british poster
>think kissless virgin
>see french poster
>think successful, lots of friends, rich
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60735979
>>60735941
>>60735946
>>60735954
ROOOOOAAAARRRFFFFFFFWWWW
*surges toward you*
>>60736094
you sure
>>60736122
why do south asians do this disgusting fucking throat clearing shit everywhere
its fucking disgusting
>>60736155
>south asians
caffeine pills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvwDoJnO484
>A Dutch woman who alleged she was raped after being drugged in an upscale nightclub in Doha was convicted of having sex out of wedlock by a Qatari court on Monday and given a one-year suspended sentence.
islam lmao
Poleaboo just paid 318.13 quid in council tax after he was sussed out for not being a student during the time he lived in Aberdeen
>>60736262
>goes back to thread complaining about women lying about rape
do not reply
Just ringed my doctor, told him I think I've got tonsillitis again and he hands me out free penicillin without even seeing me.
Wonder what other drugs you could get on the phone. Makes you think
>>60736262
>living in Dubai
I mean what did she expect? That place may look modern from a distance but it's just a shiny facade.
>>60736094
actually 25 kv NEET
will probably get a dishwashing job this summer to wash plates the content of which will have been eaten by british soccer fans
if the sky fell on my head it would only improve things desu
when i was 19 i matched with a 25 yo bird on tinder
felt like a proper milf hunter
>>60736328
>penicillin
just antibiotics m8, they would be over the counter if people knew when is appropriate to take them.
>>60736353
It's the same backward shithole
Arabs find oil, Arabs get Europeans to set up oil infrastructure, Arabs pay Europeans to build their cities with the new money, using Indian/Bengali slaves
>>60736385
>actually 25 kv NEET
genuinely feel sorry for you, mate. when i was a virgin all i did, at least once an hour, was fester on how shit it was and how people knew that i was one
u hanging in there?
>>60736328
Penicillin is not addictive(?) drug if the translaton correct
It is fine for doctor to give drugs that aren't addictive
>>60736398
>>60736437
To me it looks like something people could take advantage of. Seems like you could con some of the good drugs out of your doctor this way
*gets my daily dose of gavin mccines*
>>60735601
nah I'll help you out
some australian poster basically flipped his lid and started accusing other australian posters of this elaborate cross board posting scheme where they use proxies and basically just talk to themselves. then he started saying that the japanese guys who've posted as well as the germans are australians on proxies to reply to themselves.
unsurprisingly he was labelled a nutcase and some lad started referring to him as john nash and then because of the accusations of replying to their own posts, everyone called themselves john and began shit posting
t. john
>>60733868
really makes u think
huh, really makes you think
>>60736413
i'm okay with that because it's self inflicted for the most part
i'm depressed often but it's mostly about life in general being a mystery wrapped in an enigma deep fried in poop and coated in red ants
>>60736539
wE WUZ kangZ
Russia got BTFO by Romania in /sp/ earlier
>>60736511
By all means give it a try lad, I'd imagine they're more reserved about handing anything remotely 'good' out though.
Would need to be some kind of pain you're complaining about, could probably expect ibuprofen at best imo.
>>60736523
>unsurprisingly he was labelled a nutcase and some lad started referring to him as john nash and then because of the accusations of replying to their own posts, everyone called themselves john and began shit posting
ahahahaha fuck off did my comment where i called him 'john nash' spark this? ahahahaha wow i feel honoured
>>60736402
Yep, and you left out the final part
Oil runs out, so do the Westerners and immigrants, Arabs left with crumbling economy and descend back into the stone age
>>60736593
Moscow is probably the only good thing about Russia and one of the best cities in the world tbf
>>60736593
are you still arseblasted that they blew your football holligans the fuck out in france?
>>60736539
Wow, always thought Greenland was as big as Africa
Mind = Blown
>>60736513
>not watching jared taylor instead
john, do us a favour and make a new thread
>>60736593
communism ruined russia permanently
>>60736631
I'm angry that we could be disqualified because of Russian twats that came to France solely to cause violence, arriving with balaclavas, wearing uniforms and carrying weapons
>>60736593
bretty nice desu
>>60736622
Moscow is not one of the best cities in the world m8, St Petersburg gets an honourable mention though.
>>60736602
yeah lad hahaha the john nash remark started john posting
it's one of my favourite gimmicks within the second quarter
*sighs*
gender rules
nu thred pls
anyone going to the shop? pick us up a pasty and a can of coke, cheers pal
Came in my Pakistani gf today
