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Gay edition
korean pop
not kpo- FUCKS SAKE FUCKING FAGGOT DID IT AGAIN
*storms in the threat with a gun*
>>60708182
LMAO everyone get a load of this paki nonce
*comes short*
moving ricerats
>>60708153
Pirate scumbags and fags
*does two high knee jumps on the spot followed by a quick stationary sprint before kickoff*
>>60708153
me on the bottom
No clue why anybody would ever climb down into a massive cave
Begging for trouble
>>60708197
>threat
*leaves until the next thread*
remember playing GTA after school when you were a kid lads?
>>60708197
kek
going to be an underrated post
just had a crystal fag in my childhood bedroom
Haha ironing my shirt for work tomorrow haha lads
Mars has a lot of weird shit. Is it me or does that look like running water?
the government has no right to tell me what I can and cannot own or what I can or cannot put in my own body
Asuka.
>>60708240
Una vela jajajajajajajjajaajsja jajajajajajajjajaajsja
*receives wet sponge treatment from coach after a filthy tackle*
*converts to islam*
>>60708281
did you totally miss the recent announcement of running water on mars
reminder the 'Mexican' poster is a black guy from brazil
>>60708240
*shoots you*
Lads, do you think humans are fundamentally bad and must be made good by society or are fundamentally good and are made BAD by society?
Haha
>>60708275
>being an office drone
http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/euro-2016/video-england-fans-sing-no-surrender-to-the-ira-outside-irish-bar-in-marseille-34789450.html
Good lads.
*converts to atheism*
>>60708182
Not sure if I'd rather have the fedoraposter in /brit/ or kpg desu, I use both threads frequently.
*cums on u*
Do you love Finland?
*attempts a volley but slices the ball*
>>60708281
looks like a blood vessel on my bollock after they've been crippled by an atomic spud cracker
>>60708310
LOL xd
*clears the corner at the near post*
>>60708316
bad, definitely
if you think about it, babies are always cunts until you teach them not to be
*questions the ref's decision and eyesight*
Alright can someone help me out here
Do girls actually like sucking dick or do they do it cause they're expected to? I can't imagine it being nice.
>>60708333
*Finngolia (ftfy)
And yes, I do love
*cums on your jacket interior
>>60708281
could i stand there with just a gas mask or would i still get cancer or some shit from the lack of an atmosphere?
Did someone say gay edition?
Redpill me on Brexit.
>>60708153
Amerilards
Literally just found 5 8mg flubromazepam pills in a hole in my mattress cause I stashed a bag of 500 in it before and it must have leaked.
Might see if theres more
>Northern Direland has the same national anthem as England
>>60708403
They enjoy it
t. Girl
>>60708316
*thinks deeply*
both sides are wrong, the answer lies somewhere in the middle
>>60708403
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shit didnt realise theres a new bourne film
cool
*falls into the offside trap*
>>60708333
Checked
Sauna
>>60708333
suomi
sauna
vittu
viina
perkele
*walks around in a huff*
*no, nothing is wrong, i'm fine*
>>60708329
much rather it in /brit/, at least here i'm used to it.
*cups glove to mouth and shouts at my defender that there's an ummarked man*
>>60708418
me when someone pulls into my driveway to turn around
FUCKING HAY FEVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60708325
top notch bantz
>>60708434
>t. Girl
yeah and my mum's david cameron
>>60708424
Wowowowowow another mexican posting here
>>60708446
i will find you xdddd
>>60708403
Do gays like sucking dick?
*marks my man*
suck me
>>60708325
I love that when we gather as a big enough group we just start singing like this, even making stuff up on the spot
do other countries do this too?
>download badoo cuz I deleted my facebook
>put up some pics
>flick through some fanny
>2 matches within 10 minutes
>not bots
>chatting with the fit one now
How's that even possible.
*plays a defence-splitting through ball*
*loses my man*
>>60708434
let's put that to the test, sweetie
*unzips dick*
>>60708521
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>>60708325
>""""irish"""" chain pub
>in marseille
the closest irishmen were hundreds of kilometers away
>>60708507
>England fans have been chanting "Fuck of Europe we're all voting out"
are the pissed rorkes gone
A Ballymurphy Nigger!
why do BBC always have JF pundits
fuck sake
*bangs studs on post*
>>60708534
Don't like fatties lol
*switches it*
>>60708308
I did but think I may have found a lake or something, look you can see the ripples on the surface like would a lake on Earth.
>>60708551
The kike sirs
>>60708403
they like it because it's submission. I tested it once. Her fanny was dry when we started, forced her head onto my cock and made her suck me off for a few mins, checked afterwards and she was sopping wet
>>60708474
yeah I guess that's true
Janny, Janny, who can I turn to?
You give me somethin' I can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Janny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Janny, don't change your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
Janny, Janny, you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me, but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed
Janny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Janny, don't change your number
red velvet loves gays!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTYYYor2Zfw
this thread is haram
*draws the man*
*gets in the other players face after he tackled me*
can you imagine living in the US during the crime wave of the 70s and 80s?
how many of you watch e3 every year but don't bother with games anymore
*spins in behind*
>>60708591
Pirate scumbags
*spreads tail feathers*
*engorges neck*
*raises plume*
*beats chest*
UGGGGGGH UGGGGGH
*charges at you*
>>60708586
nah doubt there's a liquid lake. most, if not all liquid water mars is transient, only existing under certain conditions
probably sand dunes desu
>>60708591
>Falklands.webm
>>60708252
Hey you posted my piccy xxo
might have a word with the janny about the kpop posting
*lines it*
reminder the Mexican poster is black and hates Britain
*stands one up for the brick shithouse to attack*
>>60708579
I can tell by the cuts on your forearms.
>>60708662
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>>60708433
Literally doesnt... This is our anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdTkEC5OkfA
I don't know why GSTQ (it is apparently our official anthem but thats because we aren't technically a country the way Scotland is) is played. but this gets played at sporting events and everywhere else too and our crowd sings it instead because we all dont recognise GSTQ as our anthem its just down on papers that we do but we don't
>Lisicki uses extra flags now
Ah yes, very good, not an extension for histrionic attention seekers at all
HURRY UP AND START THE FUCKING E3 STREAM FUCK
>>60708656
*runs back to time machine*
>>60708591
Watched this the other day.
Was an ok film but what I always wonder with these old films is why is the fighting always so piss poor? It always looks so stupid when enemies get in close and they start fighting hand to hand.
Did they not know what fighting looked like in the past?
>Mars
>-80°C
>running water
lads should i grow a mustache
App recommendations? I'm on android
*puts it into row z*
>>60708720
who's presenting first?
*pings it*
lewd pakis lads
>>60708720
>EA
who cares lol
remember this corker from back in the day?
haha
If the room you're in right now were to suddenly become completely airtight, how long do you think it would take to run out of oxygen?
>>60708657
The colour makes it very hard to tell whether it's from a dune or from a lake but I'm guessing the lake could've originated from a source underground somewhere leaking out of a cave.
>>60708153
Crippled América
*gets subbed on in the 88th minute*
>>60708325
/brit/ told me England doesnt care about N.I.
you're just tsundere
>>60708760
W E W
E
W
>>60708739
grindr for you, bender
*goes in hard on a 50/50*
GOT THE FUCKING BALL REF
>>60708760
heck yar
>>60708768
90+2
Rugby lads
>>60708722
>Was an ok film
rasheed
*drills it*
>Red Velvet
>>60708507
>even making stuff up on the spot
No Surrender is literally the N.I. loyalist slogan. They didnt make it up on the spot
>>60708725
it's salty which lowers the melting point
>watching mock the week and eating a bacon butty
>mum bangs on door and tells me to take out trash
>i scoff and mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>she cant be arsed to deal with me so gets me da
>da walks in interrupts my show to have a row
>tells me he'll kick my ass if i talk that way to me mum again
>say "ass" lol, fuck off yank
>he laughs and me and says I haven't been to the UK let alone do I even own a passport
>I call him a weapon
>he hits me again
>I cry and mutter yanks cant handle
>he slams the door
>posters of top gear and liverpool sway from the wind of the door as im left crying in silence
hate being a yank
E3 going well so far.
>>60708153
British pussy must be tasty :9
>>60708760
Not happy with this
>>60708812
*Gets up from tackle and calls you a filthy cunt*
*spits, narrowly missing your adidas predators*
>>60708831
aoflop
>>60708831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWH7stxmI_8
>>60708853
boipussy yes
bitchpussy no
Do we like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthVf2dRCfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoDc0RC02CQ
banging tune
understand the video as well not being a virgin.
>>60708403
Why don't you ask the gays in /brit/? They seem to love it
*has a kick out at my man when the ref isn't looking*
>>60708913
Fag
>>60708720
>watching E3 instead of footie
Gay bellend.
had a cheeky wank this morning but then my 17 year old sister and 2 of her mate sunbathed topless in the garden all day
fuck sake
*overlaps from fill back*
>>60708840
>liverpool
and you can fucking stay over there as well
>>60708914
not a fan
who /E3/ here?
it's habbening
>>60708831
megaqt
>>60708890
qt
clap you fools
who here /emma/
Wales deserves to be an independent country more than Scotland because they can speak their language
*grabs a handful while shielding the ball*
*tracks back*
Err lads
>>>/lgbt/6369665
Do you think yank twinks will vote for trump or hillary now in light of the 50 poofs gunned down in orlando
>>60708993
She looks like a trap
>>60708955
Would you shag your sister if nobody would find out?
Never had a sister.
>>60708996
lol nty
>>60709008
jesus christ...
Fucking ell lads help me my bowels won't stop going tonight.
My anus is on fire and it's contributing more to global warming than India and China car pollution put together.
you're a big guy
>>60709033
wish she was ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZhRqQT-LM
hmmmmmmm
>>60709024
>those legs
hhahaha
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Business idea: e-mail every mosque in Manchester about Amer and include the pictures he posts here.
>>60708403
some girls really enjoy giving oral more than they like receiving it
some guys like to give oral (to women) more than they enjoy receiving it
>Joachim Löw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU
enjoyable tune
>>60709008
oh wow
he needs therapy
*pokes it in from close range*
>>60708835
Alright, but stuff does get made up on the spot fairly often
What happened to that VILE slag Rosy? I heard Poleaboo finally got her to stop lurking on here.
>>60709067
what did you consume to make 'em that way then laddo?
*controls the tempo of the game*
>>60709113
kek
Who /omg/ here?
101 today
>>60709040
yeah obviously, always wank off with her gooey knickers and have filmed her on multiple occasions to get wankable material
>>60709024
I will be voting Trump
gf and the bull made a vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloeRDFv30g
can feel it in my bollocks already
*bends over to pick up the ball for a throw-in*
>>60709112
Ohh an alpha
Plz tell me how could i get pussy in am easier way????
>>60709149
post pics of knickers. thanks in advance.
>>60709024
I'm on board with Trump now
*goes down with cramp at 65 minutes*
>>60709200
binnieposter?
>isfj
is there a more runtish personality type?
>>>/lgbt/6366085
err.............
>>60709201
sorry mate i'm not a weirdo
*fakes a groin injury to get the magic sponge treatment*
>>60709192
be confident and upfront ?
just tuned in to germany v ukraine, first time I've had a gander at one of the Euro games, it's bloody fun stuff
>>60709289
Wow nice advice
*miskicks it out of play*
>>60709008
>>60709276
he's in a better place now
*accidentally touches your willy*
*gauging your reaction*
>>60709149
are you fucking serious? what is wrong with you?
*clears out the ruck*
>>60709252
only omg picture I have
>>60709352
post more please
NEW JODDLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjcbJX9Mbc4
she seems like such a bitch Tbh
reminder that humans are literally just dumb farm animals
>>60708153
Brits r gay hahahaha
I've never been able to cum from oral
anyone else?
>>60709389
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>>60709366
if you want to top up your kpop folder go onto kpg
*nudges my man in the back*
*shoots the ball down the fairway*
*goes one-on-one with the goalie but bottles it*
Good luck girigiri u rike me
Good luck girigiri i rike u
>>60709024
yank twink here. voting for trump.
>>60709352
I don't have many binnies myself
>>60709389
me neither (because I've never had sex)
Who here /INFP/
>>60709375
>gf to muslim
>bash the left
doublethinking at its best
*goes studs up early in the game to remind him that I'm there*
>>60709345
fuck off you bellend, not in the mood for arguing
Lads I just saw the nurse that attended to me during my visit to the eye doctor on Tinder
I really hope I match with her she's quite fit and I thought she was into me
+ red velvet - autism
>>60709465
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>welsh and irish people I know getting on their high horse about their fans in France not causing trouble
do me a fucking favour
PUT BINNER
IN THE BIN
>>60709389
I can only cum from oral if i have a finger or two inside her cunt or in his arse or a grip on his willy
>>60709444
pics
>>60709149
something is actually wrong with you if this is true
>>60709462
*remembers this for later in the game*
*smashes beer bottle on your runt skull*
Instead of saying LGBTQ+, I now plan on saying "gay"
*does a forward pass but the ref ignores it*
>>60709465
Still a better love story than Twilight xD
i don't believe in the death penalty, but people who split houses up into flats or live in a flat that was formally a house are 100% deserving of capital punishment
*starts a fight with another player*
*spineless ref books both of us*
>>60709498
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+ brits - huehue
Japanese grandma...
>>60709456
yes
*the man kicks the ball*
>>60709479
Dumb Monkey
>>60709389
Why not?
*lurks at the back stick*
>>60709561
normie
*appears at your bedroom door looking sheepish*
guys there's lightning outside and I'm scared... can I sleep with you tonight?
>madden esports
what's the min/max age gap you think is acceptable?
I think any more than 10 years is just weird
>>60709572
dumb taco
>>60708281
Mars has features caused by fluid flow in the long past (probably water)
me on the left
>>60709436
good luck nochijima lucky lucky
good luck nanonoe lucky lucky
>>60709608
Pirate scum
*screams man on*
*screams AWAY*
look at this fucking cat
>>60709576
dunno
known girls who were really good at giving head, but was never able to cum, had to either have them wank me off or wank myself off to finish
>>60708201
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>>60709631
Awful, just awful
>>60709462
Alri vinnie jones
>>60709617
looking wedged mate, what's your cycle?
>>60709617
me in the background
>>60709561
Lmao nerd
>>60709588
Yes but you have to sleep naked
>>60709649
no no no
it does not look happy
Think I'm Gonna Get A Cat.
How Hard Are They To Train To Shit In The Box?
*screams pull your finger out you lazy nigger*
>>60709679
2x5 steroids
>>60709686
no u
brexit inevitable now
say goodbye to europe, friends
>>60709616
like your roastie nan then haha (probably not water)
>>60709669
All me
>>60709758
already placed my bets with paddy power
*realises I've been subbed*
*looks around incredulously with hands on hips, spits, walks off agonisingly slowly*
*pretends I can't see my number when called to be substituted*
*scores a screamer to put us ahead*
IT'S STILL 0-0 LADS, DON'T GET COMPLACENT NOW
>>60709669
literally all me
lads what happens if you miss a (national) train?
do you have to buy another ticket?
W O R D
remove umji immediately
>>60709733
normie
>>60709679
i'm natty m8
>>60709669
thanks for you (You)s
*rakes my studs down the back of his calf*
NEED daddy's cummies
back the cornwall off alright?!
단 한번도 느껴본 적
없는 걸 알게 해주는
(사람 기다리고 있는 걸)
얼마가 돼도 기다리고 싶어
I just wanna fall in love
>>60709758
happy trails!
>>60709806
what's a national train? last time I missed a train I just walked up to the first desk I saw and the bloke there just wrote something on my ticket and told me to get on the next train
Not liking this actions gimmick
*mutters racial slur in Spanish*
*leaves a trailing arm*
>tfw forearms are now bigger than my upper arms
might need to start throwing some curls in tbqh, getting on dat Popeye time
>>60709813
>Muslims are a vulnerable community
right nipple is reeaaally itchy now
*gently applauds our fans as I go over to take a corner*
*blows the final whistle*
you can't post these shitty football things now
>>60709500
maybe one day but not today.
*squares up to my opposite number*
>>60709929
*holds up the board with 6 minutes of extra time showing*
i actually prefered 4chins when I couldn't see these flags 2bh.
*does Italian hand gestures to the ref after another free-kick*
>>60709890
whats your diet/routine
>>60709890
how did you get big forearms?
mine are pretty shit compared to the rest of my arms
>>60709688
not with that fucking barnet pal
pondering on whether to order a takeaway or just wank
*blocks him off so the ball rolls out of play*
cytube britmorelikeshit
get in here lads
>>60709977
i did both just now
get a kebab lad
>>60709849
*cums on your forehead*
*cum drips down your face while i snog you*
*warms up at the away end the antagonise the fans*
>>60709964
same here
ruins the fun of puppeteering when you can see both my pro- and anti-lisicki posts
*puts hands on hips and looks crestfallen*
my gf wants to go to a classical music concert before sucking my penis in the ferrari i own
considering declining
>>60709964
I turned off extra flags cause I realised it was like giving most users an id or a trip and it's less fun that way
*questions the referees capability to officiate the match*
happy birthday queen elizabeth
Been thinking about if we as Christians should judge others, and I say the answer is yes. As Jesus taught as to love another as we love ourselves, why would we as Christians allow others (as ourselves) to be brought down to a base level? We need to be the beacons of a higher morality, an uplifting one. Even Jesus made a whip of leather to drive away the scammers. Just my two cents
*rapes a child and acts like the victim on twitter*
need to get me willy into a fanny
*walks off the pitch with my head down and arms up, clapping*
*berates the centre forward for not giving me options*
*comes out late for the second half because I needed a shit*
>>60710042
She is just a pirate who doesn't work
>>60709943
tease
Me on the right
>>60710058
really makes you think
>>60709969
I just maintain my weight at about 105kg, I don't really bother with macros but I make sure I get a lot of meat in (no homo)
routine is pretty simple again, focus on one or two main lifts+assistance 3 or 4 days a week with an events session if I have time
>>60709970
Axle (fat bar) work and farmer's walks basically
generally lifting big things gives you big forearms
>>60710022
yeah exactly la'
but i feel like I'd be missing out on stuff now if I turned it off...
i thought /brit/ was way more fun back yesterday.
>post yfw 23 more days of Ramadan left
>>60709964
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Hello
>>60710078
looking good for 90 though
Am I the only one who lies in the shower with it on a low setting and lets it drip onto my face pretending it's a tranny pissing on me?
>>60710058
trump knows muslim won't vote for him
he would be slobbering all over that ramadan cock otherwise
HOP ON
>>60710115
I don't need to post it. Luckily my family wasn't born in Arabia and didn't brainwash themselves to believing that bull crap
wish I could find a job
never handed in a cv because i have no experience and nowhere would hire me anyway
>>60710105
new to this - will pull ups and push ups do anything for you
>>60710134
halo
>>60710138
She is parasite,,, even brits hate her
*pulls up with a torn hammy*
*does the spinny hand gesture towards the technical area*
>>60710195
normie
>>60710105
thanks. I fell for the "just doing deadlifts will give you nice forearms" meme and now I have to catch up.
>>60710172
£8 an hour pullin pints
>>60710157
Rasheed
>Leave have 19 point lead
*praises the boys, the gaffer and the supporters in post-match interview*
*sniffs often and rarely makes eye contact with the reporter*
finna cop this new fifa u no
>>60710238
If the UK leaves, will you let all Anglos migrate to you?
>>60710172
>wish I could find a job
>never handed in a cv because i have no experience and nowhere would hire me anyway
Do you not hear how stupid you sound
>>60710268
It would be extremely points-based
>>60710185
yeah, it's harder to progress with than with weights but it can still be good exercise. You won't get properly dench with just calisthenics (some people do but it's very rare+they're roiding) but you can get into very good physical condition with them
>>60710219
font
*eats a banana that racist away fans threw onto the pitch*
*receives the man of the man trophy but looks unimpressed*
>>60710172
>>60710273
Sameguy
>>60710323
>man of the man
>>60710222
>I fell for the "just doing deadlifts will give you nice forearms"
yeah, it doesn't really work unfortunately. Axle deadlifts will but be prepared for a rude awakening, it knocks a significant amount of weight off the amount you can deadlift if your grip is lacking (assuming no straps)
>>60710343
There is a schizophrenic Irish poster desu
