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Genova edition
korean pop
>>60710292
Soviet union
WE
*clips his ankles as he runs past me*
>FIFA now has a story mode
what the fuck hahahahahahahahahah
Is it weird to sniff a girls feet during sex?
Want to smell a girls sweaty feet.
German Maccies gives you sauces in jars and have lattice chips
Lucky cunts
Music from the Chosun peninsular.
You ain't no muslim bruv!
called me puddinghead, i work four jobs and i'm an ifa pro kick boxer
wish I had a bit of fat so I could start lifting straight away
look at this fucking dog
sisters qt 18 year old friend just came over to drop something off for my sister and her face turned all red when I opened the door. I was the only person home too, probably could've seduced her like in the animes
wew lads
this EA show has been quite embarrassing
>>60710386
You mean like a Season mode, or an actual Dream Team mode?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_Team_(TV_series)
>>60710405
excellent post
>probably could've seduced her like in the animes
I should've know the cunts would leave battlefield 1 for last
>>60710311
want to lick his gorgeous cock
>going to be made homeless on the 21st
>because of this, will be putting my dog down on the 16th
>can't afford to cremate her so have to either carry her up a hill and bury her, or make a pyre on the beach
Ah yes, very nice.
>>60710434
Hi Lisicki
>>60710391
Here's a Protip: tell the woman to leave her shoes and socks on during sex. The bottom of her feet release body heat. If she retains bodily heat, the orgasm will be come quicker and stronger.
Source: science
Also works if you tell her to wear a hat
>>60710442
the very fact that you didn't suggests you couldn't otherwise you would have
>>60710442
Yanki puto
B R E X I T
R
E
X
I
T
Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah
did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Dont be stupid be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party
>>60710399
>that font
Germany is truly a nation of autists
>>60710489
she's female you little shit
You blokes ever had embarrassing highschool uniforms? I had to wear pic related and venture out in public looking like this occasionally
>>60710442
FONT
>>60710512
What was wenger thinking sending walcott on that early?
>>60710505
damn....
>>60710505
i'm hot n my dick is big
>>60710399
Would fucking love a maccies right now.
>>60710474
As in a story mode with cutscenes and characters and drama.
>>60710514
Nazi puto
*pulls up at the training ground in my 4x4 on deadline day to force a transfer*
>>60710531
yeah, practically the same but without the hats
>>60710474
they just put the trailer up, you play as some black dude and there's a backstory around him playing for Man U
looool watch the stream, Mourihno has just turned up out of nowhere
>>60710399
Why is our McDonalds so shit compared to the rest of the world.
Already top of the fantasy league and a nice clean sheet for Neur is good to me
Lads, we're actually going to leave.
Wahey. We're going to win.
Wales has the sickest flag.
Got a lion on your flag? How about a cross? Or maybe an eagle?
Nah g, how about a fucking dragon.
A FUCKING DRAGON
>>60710531
Yeah, black jumper, trousers, white shirt and a green and black tie. It was so uncomfortable
>>60710588
Is the story about how he was born in Africa and finally made it to the promised land of Europe?
*claims the throw-in vociferously even though I know it came off me last*
>>60710531
bright green blazer
looked fresh Tbh but got so much shit
>>60710494
>>going to be made homeless on the 21st
>>because of this, will be putting my dog down on the 16th
What the fuck, give her away
>>60710614
*cries*
>>60710496
Hi Chester
>>60710564
I hope it's dark with rape scandals and race rows and maybe a stadium disaster.
I'm more powerful than the Pope, basically. You know what? I think me and Lenny are like the Pope. John Pon Pope II. Very powerful. We're like the Zyzz, the new Zyzz of fitness. The Greek Gods. I am the next Zyzz, basically
>>60710619
their flag looks childish
>>60710619
epic bro simply epic
>>60710619
*St George barges through the door and slices its head off*
yeah think on mate
0161
another shite 1-0
>>60710647
Stay out of my city walls after midnight or I can legally shoot you hehe, isn't reddit flags FUN? ;D
>>60710614
>Enuchled UK still part of our trade agreements with no voice in the EU
me likey
>>60710500
Who the fuck keeps their shoes on during sex
Looking at and touching a birds feet whilst fucking is hot. Reverse cowgirl is best position just for this.
>>60710693
The kike sirs
>>60710706
They have a fucking dragon on their flag, your arguement is invalid.
>>60710619
Saudi flag is way better
>A FUCKING SWORD
>>60710644
She's too old and would not be able to get used to a new home. We would have put her down this year anyway, but we have just had to do it sooner.
>>60710614
y'reckon this ISIS attack last night helped at all?
>>60710756
essex has 3x more islamic scimitars
>>60710726
Experienced professionals like mwah. It's more arousing to lick the bottom of her shoes
>>60710531
black blazer, white shirt, red and black tie, no hat thank fuck
after I left they changed the uniform to polo shirts, which sounds alright but they all look like overgrown primary school children now
>>60710755
are george killed a dragon you fucking freedomwog
>>60710756
kill yourself
>>60710756
Rasheed.
>>60710755
St George kills dragons for fun you utter weapon
Hey lads.
Your feefer now has a story mode with a nigger
>>60710693
post fucking machines
>>60710756
muzzie
No one is actually voting Brexit are they? I mean, no one is truly THAT stupid, right?
trump is raking in 50,000 (You)'s per tweet
>st george is an actually paki
*shepherds the gimmick out of play*
>>60710770
Of course.
This was almost 50/50 a day or two ago.
I wanted to be the first bodybuilder in history to be a music musician. When people hear me sing they say I have a beautiful voice. I'm the animal I become, another real me, another real me, another animal I become. YEAH BABY! It's already over nowwww, uhhhda I become, IT'S ALREADY OVER, IT'S ALREADY OVER NOW!!!
>>60710721
'no'
i thought i was being an edgelord tripping but now I realise everyone here was tripping all along. These extra flags are the worst thing to happen to 4chan.
>>60710717
>5 out of 7 games so far have been 1-0s
Same old boring arsenal
slapbox crew reporting in
>>60710837
No he isn't, Rasheed.
>>60710837
NIGEL'D
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>60710861
>I agree with Lickdicki on something
wew
reddit flag users=kankermongool
>>60710861
Will you be 'syncing on Friday?
>tfw Europe becomes a continent of free, independent, self-governing countries again after we leave
>tfw save Europe for a third time
>>60710889
off yourself
want to lick a minge
>>60710837
Literally ONLY pakis say this
>>60710889
bit early
>>60710904
fifth
>>60710889
*fucks you in*
>>60710910
bent twat
>>60710861
Fuck off Reddit flags
Do you guys know anyone that doesn't swear?
I know one old guy and that's it.
want to inject a syringe
>>60710889
i would tuck my cock between your aRRRsE cheeks
>>60710292
Pirate scumbags
>>60710861
>trip: everyone can see who you are, you can't see who anyone else is
>reddit flags: you can only see who other people are with the script installed, opt in system
Nowhere near the same you fucking narcisstic mong
>>60710837
rasheed
>>60710872
*sneaks you with a mean right*
>>60710933
XIXIXIXIXIXIXI
Been drinking to blackout 3-5 nights a week for a long time.
Forgot why, it's just something I do when I'm not on an early shift the next day.
Now I remember. Time goes so fucking slowly, the cheap alcohol speeds up sleepy time. Cn't wait til Friday.
>watching football
FONT
>>60710802
>>60710790
I don't see that faggot anywhere on your flag you kiddy fuckers
Case closed
any good documentaries to watch while eating my food lids?
>>60710723
We have no voice as it is.
Sting like a butterfly, sting like a bee
don't mind me
>>60710948
Me
It's not very becoming for a young lady
>>60710889
*tucks you in*
*leaves the room without closing the door or turning off the light*
good night ;)
>>60710889
*sucks your willy furiously*
>>60710948
Don't think I've ever heard my granddad swear
>>60710934
any twat, bent or not will do
thanks
>>60710990
you are supposed to be fasting you kaffir idiot
>>60710948
My grandpa doesn't swear. He just says stuff like "gosh darnit" and he sometimes calls people "dodos"
>>60710990
I'd let her just sit on my face until I cum
>pookrainians
>>60710878
>>60710915
>>60710968
>you're a paki
>NO U
english pakis being this delusional
The EU exports more to us than they export to the US or China.
We are in a stronger position than the US and China when negotiating trade deals with the EU.
>>60710717
haha
How badly will you be shitposting on june 24th when our currency value tanks lads?
When you seem ozil advancing then, you just knew the lad was going to put the perfect ball in #KingOfAssists
>>60711069
YOU KNOW HONESTLY...
https://twitter.com/YoungGawhd/status/742078416191692800
very thought provoking
don't understand this Euros thing
where do the winners go? world cup?
>>60711000
Americans are fannies though when it comes to swearing.
Gaaaawd dang it.
>>60710990
earthlings
>>60710717
>you
>>60711025
you can suck my minge if you want
cheeky one from fritz there lads
>>60710984
off you trot Yank
don't ever get brave again or you'll get BTFO
>>60710948
Yeah he's this super smart lad who gets close to full marks in all his exams and 5 A*s. He's not an introvert at all and not some boring pleb. Just doesn't swear or ever misbehave. Good lad.
>>60711111
post quinting machines
>>60710900
wat
>>60710966
trip: everyone knows how to trip
reddit flags: not many people do first coming to this board and will think then oh we're a nice anon community but then after a month realise you're all sly fucking reddit flagging cunts
>>60711111
>earthlings
ha yeah good one schlomo
>>60711108
It's its own thing you bellend.
>it's a pretending i'm a woman on /brit/ episode
ah yes
>It's its own thing you bellend.
>>60711119
can I continue after you cum or are you going to pull away and be like "stop it's too sensitive"
>>60711145
The reddit flags crew have a get-together on Instasync every Friday.
2-0
Twink feet
Yay/nay?
>>60710692
How does it? St David and the dragon. It's literally a british fucking LEGEND.
It really bothers me when British people refer to the UK, the fifth largest economy in the world, as a little island.
We could conquer the world again if we wanted to, but all this self-hate and lack of confidence is keeping us down.
>>60711069
>st george is a paki xDDD le bazinga xddd
>Fuck off Rasheed
>NO U INFIDEL!
Calm down paki, don't blow yourself up.
>>60711205
stop asking questions and tongue me
*pushes your head down onto my clit*
The same people that say extremists are not Muslim just because they say they are, are also the same people who say Bruce Jenner is a women just because he says he is.
Really makes you think...
>>60711249
how do you find these creatures and why do they exist
>>60711215
they would look good slung over my shoulders
>>60711224
reddit colours
something like this is better
accidentally felt up my sister at a party last night lads
>>60711248
hehe you saved that off me
>>60711215
just post the rest of you
If we vote to leave, I'm moving to Sweden.
I mean it.
>>60711108
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Confederations_Cup
>The FIFA Confederations Cup is an international association football tournament for national teams, currently held every four years by FIFA. It is contested by the holders of each of the six FIFA confederation championships (UEFA, CONMEBOL, CONCACAF, CAF, AFC, OFC), along with the FIFA World Cup holder and the host nation, to bring the number of teams up to eight.
Winner competes against the winners of the other continent's and the World Cup Holders to be Champion of Champions for the next 4 years.
>>60711246
Oh dear, can you come up with anything on your own?
ST. George was literally born in Syria.
England's national hero is a literal paki.
Englands flag represents a paki.
You cannot without a doubt ever in the history of time make up these circumstances.
>A
>FUCKING
>PAKI
>FLAG
>>60711275
don't cut urself
>>60711253
let me take my time, I've got all night
no need to rush, not going any where
*gently kiss the inside of your thighs*
>>60710561
H E H
E E
H E H
>>60711283
No I didn't, I am the photographer of that image
on the train
>>60711328
>ST. George was literally born in Syria.
>England's national hero is a literal paki.
But these contradict eachother
Nice try Rasheed.
>>60710292
Islam is the religion of peace
T. Putin
>>60711328
So you're saying St George is a rasheed for being born in Syria
By your logic, Rasheed Mohammed born in Rochdale is British then?
too many gooks not enough dukes
>>60711373
fuck off, I'm the dog in that photo and I can confirm it was the other lad that took the photo
from ghetto to ghetto, to backyard to yard
i sell it whipped un-whipped, it’s soft or hard
>>60711328
Yeah and Jesus was born in the modern day West Bank
Nobody thinks you're funny, fuck off paki.
>>60711405
are you really this much of a mong?
what logic are you using?
>>60711374
oh my goodness
>>60711442
Only one of them was re-settled as part of the 20,000.
The other two got here illegally and claimed asylum.
Pretty sure nobody wants Battlefield 1
someone just took a picture of me looking mighty cheeky in pyjamas
need exactly 4 (You)'s
>>60711468
pics
>video gaming man children
>>60711493
*drowns (You) in (You)s*
>>60711464
literally everyone is hyped about it you fifa retard
>>60711275
Literally autism colours.
This is the type of flags autistic prussiaboos go for
>>60711411
>>60711411
>So you're saying St George is a rasheed for being born in Syria
No I am saying he is a rasheed because his ethnicity is Syrian.
A paki born in Rochdale's ethnicity is paki.
>>60711451
Yee but levantines are white. I'm not a paki I literally have a Rhodesia flag on my wall.
>>60711405
Lol. Retard.St George is your national hero. He was born in Syria. I don't know who Syrias national hero is but I bet it's not some English guy.
>Amateur British MILF Gangbang.mp4
hmm yes, sounds delightful
if you have a leg tatoo you deserve to have your legs cut off
FACT
>literally everyone is hyped about it you fifa retard
>>60710726
I usually keep my shoes on during sex, do you know how grimey most back alleys are?
>>60711452
>what logic are you using?
St. George was an Anatolian Greek
He wasn't a Paki you utter weapon
>>60711374
those smoothie things are the most overpriced tiny bottles of shit I have ever had the misfortune to consume
I do not play the so called video games because I am not a child.
>>60711554
>watching some fat chav getting shagged from behind on her car seat in a known dogging site
haven't had a wank in a week
not even had the urge
before this I was shoving all manner of items up my arse and doing big cums
hmm
>>60711529
Don't want FIFA either 2bh
*embarks upon a successful post-playing career in punditry*
>>60711486
Imagine him and ben youngs fiddling each other in the locker room showers
Wales is gonna win the euros la's
>>60711374
>Owen complains about the establishment
>wants to stay in the EU
Now that my friends... THAT... IS EPIC
>>60711575
voted remain even though I'll be voting remain on the 23rd just to prove how bs polls are
>>60711575
I hate Britain and want to ruin its economy.
That's why I'm voting Leave and you should too.
>>60711593
HaitiANUS nigger
>>60711452
St George lived before Islam even EXISTED
Again, fuck off back to /r/pakistan and go be a smelly paki over there.
>>60711592
literally nothing but fruit in the smoothie
Got told by my so-called boss that I can't take my spiked flail into work anymore because of health and safety
Rest assured I will be taking my case to ACAS first thing in the morning
pewpewpew
>>60711554
Link
>>60711649
t. pret shill
fuck off
stabstabstab
>>60711653
Broken Britain
continuously have to tell people who work for me ot to come in with medieval weaponry
it is quite tiring
battlefield 1 looked fucking amazing
>>60711620
No, I'm not going to imagine that
Battlefield 1 lads...wow
>>60711529
u watchin e3 la
>>60711727
no it didn't
>>60711536
>Getting this worked up trying to defend your unfunny shitpost
Uh oh... Rasheed's doing his nut in lads.
alree alree
>>60711653
Cameron's Britain mate
Can't imagine going bald. My hair is definitely one of my best features and looks good even if i don't do anything with it.
Fortunately i have a good hairline and no history of baldness in the familia
>>60711681
Not even him but Pret is the best out of all the coffee chains. That's not really saying much but still.
>>60711746
yeah
battlefield 1 looked amazing, can hear CoD fans squealing and screaming right now
>>60711715
>>60711761
The Big Society
>To actively do nothing is a decision as well
this is what Obama said in response to the shooting
fucking howling
>>60710386
they were bound to do it, nba have had it for a couple years now and it's been hugely popular
>>60710588
You don't have to play for man united you can play for any pl team
suck me
Can't imagine dying.
Fortunately i am in good health and no history of sudden deaths in the familia.
just applied to Dice as a junior viral marketer
it is an unpaid internship but i'm told it will lead me to do great things
>>60711742
Yeh youre right, would be much nicer to imagine george ford eating farells arse in the showers instead mmm
How do you think the EU will punish us for this referendum after we vote to remain?
*Cameron moans*
I gave BF1 a lot of shit but to be fair it actually looks fun
just don't know if I'll enjoy the move back from futuristic stuff to old shit guns
>>60711797
>battlefield 1 looked amazing, can hear CoD fans squealing and screaming right now
didn't know I was posting among fucking children
Like the idea of getting fit but I just can't be fucking bothered.
>>60711763
poor lad
>sandal season
really makes you wank
I mean think
any songs you lads listen to that aren't very good but you like them because they remind you of good times?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU
not a good song but reminds me of nights out in first year
>>60711754
>getting worked up over a apaki national hero in the first place
>calls me a rasheed despite being an Assad fan
i know im going on a bit but seriously will i get over these flags?
they're hindering my enjoyment
>>60711883
this
I'm skinny as fuck too so I have to bulk till I get to a normal body, only then I can start lifting or whatever
>>60711851
>George Ford
He looks about 12 mate
>>60711883
Once u start u get addicted to the pump and knowing that ur improving urself
T.fatty trying to get fit
How do I become black? We live in a black country and I'm tired of being a minority.
>>60711851
you mean like Foley did at Suncorp yesterday?
>>60711953
write to your MP
>All this r*ddit pandering le memes
Battlefield can burn.
>>60711916
same senpai
>have to eat 3500calories daily to put on 1lb/week
JUST
>>60711953
Release a grime freestyle on SBTV
>>60711906
None of your posts even make sense
Assad supporters are Rorkes. Rasheeds hate him.
Please don't blow us up.
>>60711935
Lifting is a meme, just do some running and you'll be fine.
Don't vote to leave, lads. Please.
should not gym if you do not have face, frame and height
*poos in diaper and throws a temper tantrum*
i aM AN aDULt
What is life like in Swansea or Cardiff?
>>60711970
this, just play verdun.
>>60711915
just get rid of them if they bother you that much
>>60711916
>I'm skinny as fuck too so I have to bulk till I get to a normal body, only then I can start lifting
what? Start lifting now you fucking retard
>>60711868
>Britain, For defying your EU overlords
>I sentence you to 500,000 new paki immigrants
>*bangs hammer*
>>60711985
Shouldn't you be working Cameron?
did the man throw the ball sideways?
>>60711985
WHOOPS, sorry lad.
>>60711982
>Lifting is a meme
Wew it's literally the best part of getting fit. Not many things in life better than a pump
>>60711974
I'm worried it will all just go to belly fat though, and I'll become some skinnyfat mong
3500 calories seems a bit extreme, use whatever myfitnesspal tells you too
only underclass rourkes gym
Seen this Harlem Shake meme lads?
THIS
>>60712038
The only reason to lift to get big is if you live in a poor shithole where looking tough is important.
>>60711923
He looks like he could take farells 12inches down his gob
>>60711957
Uncalled for, t-two games left
I swear it's the always the same two mongs who spend the whole thread calling eachother paki and rasheed with no other substance to their argument.
Embarrassingly cringeworthy
>>60711993
*gives you a spanking and time out*
I don't want to be the one to say it but how did the cheeky bugger get an AR-15 into a nightclub
>>60712119
he turned up shooting
>Police have caught a muslim armed to the teeth headed to a pride parade in california
Lol it's a co-ordinated attack
lifting weights?
pah
pathetic, infantile peacocking for virgins
rate the beard lads
>>60712091
rasheed
>>60712010
but to know so many of u reddit flag hurts
>>60712090
ebin
>>60712086
Why would u not want to see what your body is like in its peak form?
>>60712053
you have to eat at a 500 cal surplus to bulk
I'm 6'5
>>60712147
fuck me glad they caught him though x
>>60712156
why
>>60712086
also because it's fun and I play sports
>>60712088
>Uncalled for, t-two games left
yeah, I don't actually think England will win the series
Cheikapoleon's rugby IQ is untouchable
>>60712134
>being thankful for an entity that doesn't exist and some delusional conman from thousands of years ago
>>60712091
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only English lad fending off the horde of paki shitposters who infest /brit/
>>60711653
Health and safety gone mad that pal
I took this photo earlier today desu
https://i.imgur.com/lMjecaj.jpg
>>60712171
>I'm 6'5
fucking hell
you're going to have a hard time getting /fit/
>Leaked Foreign Office document reveals that the Government are preparing to allow 1m Turkish citizens into the UK.
https://twitter.com/HenrySmithMP/status/741922653473263616
Err lads
>>60712091
It's actually one paki arguing with himself. Don't you remember months ago when he got outed? He used to spam Cara under the Union Flag too.
>>60712177
because i thought u were all anons and i was the special one.
if i were to take it off now i know for a fact i'd be missing relevant memes
>>60712119
Well I'd imagine the bouncers weren't tooled up
If someone rocked up to a nightclub with an AR security wouldn't be able to do much
>>60712156
fuck off
i'm a brick shithouse and tired of people comparing themselves to me all the time
I GET IT YOUR TALL
>'''''''''''people''''''''''' that have phone conversations lasting longer than the bare minimum necessary to communicate some important info whilst on public transport
S M H
M
H
>>60712217
fucking tell me about it lad, it's so so shit
>>60712217
>but m-muh height
>b-bitches love lanky dudes bro
>I-I'm really not that skinny
>>60712228
you're really not missing a lot desu
France lol
Number of USA massacres caused by guns: All of them
Number of USA massacres prevented by guns: 0
When will they learn?
>>60712217
>you're going to have a hard time getting /fit/
It'll be worth it for the lad though, the taller you are you have much more potential for putting on mass. Someone 6'5 could carry 120-30kg and not look unhealthy/too big assuming sub-20%bf
>>60712291
Account doesn't exist
really makes you think
>>60712255
brick shithouse isn't about being tall you melon, it's about being hench
>>60712237
I assumed they were already inside desu
>>60712178
Any three game series the game 1 win is a massive advantage and england werent shoddy at all, i would not rule out an english clean sweep as much as it pains me to say, pocock is out too for the rest of the series.. imagine farrel and pocock...... hngg
>>60712221
Cameron is a traitor.
>watching the CAIR press conf on CNN
>first guy automatically makes it an 'isn't Islamophobia terrible guize?' thing
>>60712392
>Pocock
BTFO'd by Haskell
>>60712091
brit in a nutshell:
>pakis out
>rasheed out
>FONT
>wiping my arse now lads
>really makes u think
>u cheeki breeki ill root ur mum
>vote leave
>vote remain
>mudslimes out
currently in a dead heat with /asean/ for worst, most predictable general
>>60712221
>Government
Actually a civil servant working in the embassy in Turkey
And they said it would be a symbolic gesture since only civil servants could benefit and they wouldn't get the right to work automatically
>the queen sold tickets to her birthday party at £150 each
>>60712812
thats pretty cheap desu
old thread batnz
>>60712945
Shut up
