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korean pop
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remain for spain <3
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stop posting this chinky bitch
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kpop
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cara lad gone to bed?
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In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
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kpop
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Why Irish people so nice?
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Reminder that it's not just the English and Russians fighting in France

Polish and northern Irish are fighting in nice right now
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>>60670918
was doing a poo
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ummmmmmmmmmmmm leftists?????????
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>>60670922
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>>60670930
what makes a fight nice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSGva04yOic

Letters From Iwo Jima is a good film desu, would recommend
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>>60670930
>Reminder that it's not just the English and Russians fighting in France
It's just a minority though. There are plenty of English fans condemning this senseless violence.
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>>60670939
liberals?
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>doorbell rings
>open door
>charity man
>says "hello little man, is mummy or daddy in?"
>stammer "no" and close door quickly

I'm a 20 year old uni student
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>>60670863
Muslim edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cU_qaBOZok
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Hopefully USA does better at ballfeet than Engerland did today
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>>60670939
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>>60670956
#NotAllEnglishFans
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>>60670786
You keep comparing rejection to physical injuries but they're really not equivalent. There is no permanent damage, if anything it makes you stronger as you realise the thing you were so afraid of really isn't so terrible.

See
>>60670782
Take up that martial art/improv class/new language/instrument/dance class or whatever it is you always wanted to. The fuller your life gets the more women you will meet and the more attractive you will be to them.
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>>60670956
why does this paki cunt think he can speak on behalf of the english? he will never be british, let alone english
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>>60670961
reverse-racism???

double standards????

open immigration?????
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BART
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You ain't no English bruv
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>>60670930
Fighting the bloody poles for are nige #brexit
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will griggs on fire
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>>60670954
its already on the list keep up idjit
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>>60670956
>Muslims turning this into a little political gimmick

This is why no one likes you.
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>>60670989
FONT
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All that matters, perishes with me.
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mmm, pants just got warm
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>>60671013
More like Irish pubs in Marseille on fire lol!!
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>>60670999
he is literally making you look better you idiot

he's practically a rorke
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HAVING a very difficult time understanding futures and commodity markets
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Handsome
im talking face like a painting

tony hawk grindin fucking ken burns skating
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Vitality, like my knowledge, a well that never empties.
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LOOOL
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What's the difference between an Irish and English pub?
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>>60671065
this wasn't me
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>>60671058
Can relate, having a difficult time understanding apoptosis and autophagy for an exam I have on Monday.
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>>60671024
Yeah a joke on Twitter is why nobody likes Muslims

That is definitely the one and only reason, literally can't think of a single other reason
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>>60671078
Whosoever stands against me, stands briefly.
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very sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
going to, i think, go to sleep
curl up by the fire yes thats me
just remembered my library books are now 3 days overdue, LOLLERS
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>>60670975
Sounds like it was especially painful because you drew it out so much. If you had just asked her out straight away you'd probably have a better chance of success and if she said no it wouldn't have hurt so much.
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>>60671074
ah, the irish
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>>60671024
>>60670999
Ehm don't you people want to have them to be like Brits? It's never okay for you guys.
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oy vey russians dindu nuffin
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>tfw cant express my interest in pre 1945 japanese culture because weaboos ruined it

fuck sake lads
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>>60671074
Irish pubs are like Chinese restaurants, fucking everywhere even if hardly any of them live there
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>>60671113
>sleep
>library
>books

loser detected
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https://youtu.be/JiTWORHGo30?t=9s
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>>60671102
Yeah but when the """""moderate""""" Muslims get all passive aggressive about being called out after terrorist attacks it just makes people angrier.
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>plebs who didn't have dier in their fantasy teams
literally lmaoing @ ur lives
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>>60671130
TASS news is based
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>>60671130
>tea drinking surrender bulldogs

lmao
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>>60671158
yeah I heard that too
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>>60671158
that spooked me a little ngl
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>>60670999
>not understanding the joke
He's applying the same logic to England fans that Muslims have to go through when one of their people does an attack.

How did you not get this?
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmm racists????????
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>>60671130
Haha, typical britcucks desu
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>>60671130
Kek, literally numerous videos of it on Twitter

If the Russian FA don't officially apologise they should concede the game 3-0 to england
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>>60671130
WE
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feel like groaning out loud but I don't want people to hear me
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You now remember that forum you used to post on where you were a pretty big deal
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>>60671129
he's not ethnically english and never will be. We want them to fuck off back to shitskinstan
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>>60671217
of course I do, I'm posting on it
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>>60671158
Witnesses said flares had been let off by Russian fans during the game, and some fans had then climbed across barriers designed to keep rival fans apart.

BBC Sports editor Dan Roan said England fans began jumping over the perimeter fence in panic.

"Big questions for UEFA here," he tweeted. "Stampede appears to have been triggered by explosion. How did such a device make it inside and where was segregation?"

>>60671154
*crushes you with my mind*
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>>60671217
You posted on The Student Room too?
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>>60671217
Funnyjunk

I was never a big deal tho
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>>60671179
There just as many French neutrals in the stands running away lad
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>>60671237
Did I hear a squeak?
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pirates....
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Smokin slime Swishers like it's time to do the dishes
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>>60670989
>You keep comparing rejection to physical injuries but they're really not equivalent. There is no permanent damage, if anything it makes you stronger as you realise the thing you were so afraid of really isn't so terrible.

You don't seem to get it. You think you situation is normal, but you have something I and others don't. I can't bounce back from failure, I will relive stupid stuff I said in school (things they didn't remember the next day, let alone 12 years down the line) and cringe so hard I have to punch a wall to calm down.

I hate being alone but being rejected and people judging me for not being good enough fills me with dread.

>Take up that martial art/improv class/new language/instrument/dance class or whatever it is you always wanted to. The fuller your life gets the more women you will meet and the more attractive you will be to them.

Doesn't stop me being unattractive. Even if I could somehow go to some hobby class without vomiting in fear and leaving after arguing with myself at the door for half an hour, no woman is ever going to want to sit there and talk to me about shit I do.
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>>60671217
I was a moderator on gaia when I was 14
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>>60671237
This is a tweet from the bbc reporter quoted on the bbc breaking news page as their man in Marseille
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>>60671253
of course
we're not insane
the russians are animals
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>>60671160
>Muslims get all passive aggressive about being called out after terrorist attacks
Why shouldn't they get angry for being lumped in with terrorists?

Don't /pol/tards get angry when tumblr call all white men rapists? :^)
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>>60671217
>tfw /int/ is the dive bar of the internet where all the washed up old forum fogies ended up after the Twitter generation took over the Internet
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got chucked out of a girls house for throwing up in the living room last night la's
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actually full on hate /r9k/

will this cunt fuck off, cant see any way to filter him either
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>>60671316
good lad
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>>60671303
bit sexist
#malelivesmatter
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>>60671246
>tfw I was in the top 10 Rep totals once upon a time
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>>60671267
if you want an echo chamber just go to /r9k/
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>>60671316
excellent work tall man

how was your night otherwise
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>>60671330
ummmmmmmm BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
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Are there any Brits stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
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>>60671326
>>60671347
FONT
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English fans chucking a Russian in the harbour
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>>60671330
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>>60671346
When? Might remember you.
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>Northern Irish Protestants teaming up with Polish Catholics to fight French muslims
What a fucking time to be alive lads
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>>60671326
who fuk are u talking bout
hate r9k as much as the next sleepy little toad but this is a bit unwarranted init
edit: just realised who you mean and heartily agree with your post

>>60671316
kill yourself
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>>60671347
why are you being such a twat

He's explaining what he see's as rational thinking in his mind, even if he knows its wrong
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>>60671313
Maybe they would be looked on more favourably if they didn't try to twist every single tragedy to paint themselves as the victim.
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If a few hooligans can cause this much trouble how much could ISIS do?

I thought France even said they said the security apparatus to deal with a terrorist attack? They can't even deal with drunk yobs.
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>>60671397
soz
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*types in my trademark post-lobotomy style so you know it's me*

edit: i'm retarded
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>>60671395
where you getting the news lad
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>>60671341
seriously?

actually fuck it lols, it was a good laugh in hindsight

>>60671350
shit desu, fucked up on getting laid, she hates me and so does all her friends now.

owell kek
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>>60671416
we can't shoot drunk yobs
unfortunately
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>>60671396
bucks
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>>60671416
this

france is at the highest threat level and some football hooligans are fucking shit up

amazing
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>>60671326
>I am 6ft 2, lost my virginity at 15 and have never once posted something on facebook that at least one person didn't like or comment on
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>>60671218
Well too bad man you'll have to live with them, might as well try to make it work while you're at it. Just accept it, things will never be the same again.
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>>60671374
Got the same shoes as man on the left
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>>60671423
>retarded
FOY
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>>60671452
FONT
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>>60671416
ISIS are literally laughing. They're gonna weight till shit hits a fever pitch during the final, then attack. Mark my words.
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>>60671416
Yeah it's fucking ridiculous

Supposedly have 90,000 police/security for 5 million+ visitors
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>>60670896

*pain
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>>60671469
mong
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Normies deserve to DIE DIE DIE

FUCK OFF NORMIIIIIIIES
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>>60671472
>if Football comes Home, we jihad
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>>60671449
i'm not even in paris and a saw police with sniper rifles in the streets
just be glad this amazing display of strength isn't used to buttfuck your soccer wankers
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Russian fan getting arrested after fighting

The daily mail has fucking loads of pictures from this compared to anywhere else
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>2 men having a fight in france

HUR DUR HUR HOOGANISM

literally no.
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Like get it?, you lame dude, forget it
I get it I'm pimpin' it live
Life's good extra nights at the ocean front view
Viewin' sunset, googly eyes
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>>60671267
You're not a special snowflake. No one likes rejection. But it's a fact that the more you put yourself out there and actually get rejected instead of just fearing it and avoiding things, the more you will realise it's really not so terrible. It's not easy, and it will fucking suck at first. You just have to get through the pain barrier.

>I'm unattractive
Yes because you lead an unattractive life defined by fear. You can change that. If you think you're ugly you can change that too, everyone can up their physical attractiveness a few points by getting ripped and dressing well.
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wayheyeyeyyyy roll and go
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>>60671397

If I wanted to read some autists inane rambling I'd go to /brit/
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>>60671449
If it's that bad they should have postponed the tournament or let someone else host, not like there isn't an abundance of football stadium in every country in the world
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>>60671433
Twitter for the earliest news. Bunch of Norns and Poles chilling, taking selfies and getting drunk together. Bunch of Nice muzzies show up and start shit. Get BTFO by the combined Christian resistance of the Norns and Poles. Norns and Poles go back to drinking and singing songs together.

/sp/'s got running threads filled with news.
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>>60671507
>Russian
>literally has an England flag in his pocket

m8
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>190cm of being gay as fuck being a faggot

ah yes
very surprising
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>>60671544
Well you've found your way here, now what
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>>60671507
remember the 6 gorillian arrested in marseille
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>>60671534
stop replying to him
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>>60671534
>>60671544
FONT
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>>60671512
Yeah it's just two blokes fighting

Except for the flares, setting buildings on fire and chucking bottles

Literal Russian hooligans there
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>>60671570

:/
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If we had played based wilshere from the start it would have been a comfortable win.
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y'all get pretty riled up about soccer
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>>60671609
:)
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france
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>fucking an animal? OMG WTF YOU NEED TO BE IN PRISON SICK FREAK!!!

>brutally slaughtering an animal and eating it's dead body? LET'S DO IT BY THE MILLIONS!
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lads what's a cheap (<£300) projector that's actually decent?
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>>60671534
>You're not a special snowflake. No one likes rejection.

Do you relive a joke falling flat in year 8 over and over and physically shudder? I'm not special, you are lucky.

>Yes because you lead an unattractive life defined by fear.

No I just have a weird shaped head.
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>>60671561
Yes you not seen the constant videos of Russians nicking england flags at every chance?
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>>60671612
>Wheelchair
>Good
Pick ONE
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>>60671618

:D
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>>60671547
>still not posting links or images

fuck off
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>>60671583
yeah russian gangs need to be highlighted but when it came up on facebook HUR DUR HUR 2 ENGLISH FANS ARRESTED

it's literally 'no' tier.
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>>60671612
>we
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asked a girl out for the first time at age 26
went horribly

28 year old virgin now. no plans to ever try it again. just descending towards my suicide.
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>>60671627
bet you're not even vegan m8
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>>60671643
^_^
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get triggered, feminist nazis
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>>60671547
seems a bit unbelievable to be honest
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DEMPSEY
>DEMPSEY
DEMPSEY
>DEMPSEY
DEMPSEY
>DEMPSEY
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MANIPULACION PURA Y DURA
Estoy harto de ver imágenes falsas en cuanto a la información de donde provienen, pero lo que mas me sorprende es la facilidad con la que la mayoría de la gente se exalta y empieza a insultar, despotricar y a poner como hora de perejil a alguien sin ton ni son, simplemente porque una página de internet se lo inventa sin ponerse a pensar si será verdad o no, creyéndose a pies juntillas lo que determinados medios, por llamarles de alguna manera, escriben para que la gente comparta esas historias y de ese modo hacer que las visitas a su página aumenten y se conviertan en dinero para ellos . No se si alguien se ha dado cuenta que el 99 % de las veces en las imágenes solo sale la policía dando leña, y que casualidad, nunca sale cuando el antisistema o hijo de puta de turno está quemando un contenedor, o le ha tirado un cóctel molotov a la policía, o quema cajeros automáticos, o destroza el mobiliario urbano, etc. No estoy excusando a la policía puesto que hemos visto situaciones en las que se pasan, pero a mi particularmente también me gustaría ver lo que hace "la otra parte", es mas incluso me gustaría que cuando alguno quema una papelera, quema un cajero automático, rompe los cristales de los comercios, tambien saliese la gente a decir que son unos hijos de puta, no solo a los policías, mas que nada por una cuestión de igualdad y de justicia.
Salud amig@s.
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England hooligans are even worse than ISIS
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>>60671634
>silly names
he's technically much better than our other midfielders and makes things happen
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>>60671646
https://twitter.com/alexdsloan

There's a Norn Irish lad who was there when it kicked off. A few pictures but they only really show the comraderie between the Norns and the Poles.

http://www.europe1.fr/sport/euro-2016-bagarre-entre-supporters-a-nice-7-blesses-2769976

There's an article about it, if you can read frog.
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>>60671659

>>60671096
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asking a girl out is demeaning

playing their games is infinitely more pathetic than being a virgin desu
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If you can have a feminine penis, can you have masculine vagina?
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>>60671659
>>60671723
FONT
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>>60671687
See: >>60671717
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>>60671693
buena jorge
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https://www.periscope.tv/StanCollymore/1RDGlOAvlDdKL
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>been shagging my nextdoor neighbour last 3 days
>just realised the 'friend she's letting stay around for a while because he just got kicked out of his flat' is actually her bf
>she tells him she's going out then comes round the corner and knocks on my window

>he can without a doubt hear my bed banging on the wall when I'm shagging her as her bed is just on the other side of the wall to mine

what a time to be alive lads
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sometimes I enjoy british humor
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all these mentions of norn are making me feel warm inside
the lads abroad are doing us proud
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>>60671717
>Nice muzzies
>ultras

stop making shit up
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Alpha++ world cities:
>London, New York

Alpha+ world cities:
>Hong Kong, Paris, Singapore, Tokyo, Shanghai, Dubai, Sydney, Beijing

Alpha world cities:
>Milan, Toronto, Sao Paulo, Madrid, Chicago, Mumbai, Los Angeles, Moscow, Frankfurt, Mexico City, Amsterdam, Kuala Lumpur, Brussels

Alpha− world cities:
>Miami, Seoul, Dublin, Jakarta, Melbourne, Buenos Aires, Zurich, New Delhi, Munich, Boston, Warsaw, Vienna, Atlanta, Barcelona, Bangkok, Istanbul, Taipei, Johannesberg, Washington, San Francisco, Stockholm, Prague
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Bloke just said on the radio: "I thought about going to Russia next year with my family, not now".

Jesus Christ, generalisation much????
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>>60671754
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>>60671757
I see the good old English sarcasm is still alive.
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>>60671757

pissing the town
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>>60671757
>[something that happened, allegedly]
>I disagree with this.

am I getting the general gist of twitter?
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>>60671768
london has qts
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what's a nice ultra?
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>>60671812
>when riley reid updates her instagram with her pets
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>>60671767
>Nice
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/waitress-attacked-by-muslim-men-for-serving-alcohol-during-ramadan-a3267121.html

I'm sure they were nice white, French lads.
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Dubai has 73 completed and topped-out buildings that rise at least 200 metres (656 ft) in height, again which is more than any other city in the world.

All 73 of its buildings over 200 metres (656 ft) tall were completed after 1999.

New York City has 65 over 200 metres
Hong Kong has 67
>>
>>60671757
are they making stuff up as part of a joke
>>
>>60671838
they will slag you off instead of glassing you
>>
>>60671839
whom quoth ye
>>
>>60671659
eh I got rejected by a girl I really fancied for 2 months and thought liked me back
women tend to make emotional decisions, don't take it too personally
the best advice for anyone is to be much more casual and less passionate, and that like applying for jobs getting a gf is a process of volume
I've seen even really good graduates get 2 offers out of 30 applications, and the same rules apply in dating, flirt and ask out high volume of girls, don't invest all your effort pursuing one
>>
did this thing earlier
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>>60671823
They're joking lad. But yes, that's the general format.

>>60671861
Yes.
>>
>>60671757
>>60670956
WHO WILL PUT AN END TO THIS BRITISH TERRORISM???

Muslims, Brits, Russians... I guess we all go a little overboard from time to time right?
>>
>everyone went on about how Brazil world cup would be run terribly as it's a shit country
>France is ALREADY doing a worse job and we're 2 days into the euros
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me
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>>60671846
I highly doubt a muslim is going to be an ultra, and assuming they are is a load of bollocks.

again, stop trying to make shit up
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>yfw wales wins on wednsday
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*does a having no friends*
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>>60671922
Round 2
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>>60671909
Ah yes, a French club's fans decided to attack two Christian nations' fans because...? Oh wait. That doesn't make any sense at all. Fuck off Ahmed.
>>
>>60671866
>I've seen even really good graduates get 2 offers out of 30 applications

britain
>>
>>60671865
ur nan m8
>>
>>60671866
FONT
>>
>>60671941
>Jason LYNCH

I know what I could lynch...
>>
>>60671944
my nan does not like riley reid or cuckolding for that matter
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>>60671942
Okay.
>>
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True
>>
>>60671922
>>60671938
literally fuck off fairweathers

ive been taking so much abuse for being welsh for so long.
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>>60669991
THIS WILL BE ME THIS TIME, PLEASE WISH ME LUCK ANON
>>
>tfw moved a year ago
>tfw haven't made any friends yet

Feels bad
>>
>>60671977
>tfw moved 10 years ago
>tfw haven't any friends
>>
>>60671968
i like wales though
i dont know anything about it but i guess its ok. ye kept your language better than ireland did.
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>>60671965
fsir point
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>>60671757
Britain will ways be great as long as we have bants
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how to I prevent myself from vomiting during my job interview on monday
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>>60671977
where did you move to?
>>
>>60671977
haven't ever moved and haven't made any friends yet
haha
>>
lads, you get more confident as you get older, right?
>>
>>60672015
drink beforehand
>>
>>60671965
One of my favourite gimmicks is the use of very silly or very bland and downtrodden English town names to insult others for their inability to handle them.
>>
>>60671977
Building up friendships takes time, around half a year at the least be more patient to get to know the people you met and hang out with.
>>
>>60672002
FOY
>>
>>60672002
he's not even welsh, ignore that lanky embarrassment
>>
>>60672015
Don't go to it and get drunk on 4chan instead
>>
>>60672028
this lmao
>>
>>60672015
just vomit beforehand
>>
>>60671965
i have an idea
we should start shooting drunk football fans to make a point with fanatic muslims
>>
>>60672015
shove a carrot up your rectum. the stimulation it will give you as you sit down will confuse then please you and there'll be no stomach nerves.
>>
>>60671757
how do you screenshot a page bigger than your whole screen
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time to roll another spliff
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>>60672031
no you stagnate
>>
>>60672031
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>60672058
that's a moustache
>>
>>60672015
Vomit before it
>>
>>60672015

Pyrazolam
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Shocking scenes emerging from Marseille #eng #rus
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look at this fucking cat
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>>60672054
ctrl + w
>>
just had an earth shattering orgasm lads

was very good, one of the best of the year so far
>>
biiiiiiiiii biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>
i hate you all
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>>60672031
no
>>
>>60671977
I moved to England and told myself uni would be where I finally find people who like the things I do.

My only friends there are other Gibraltarians who were already my friends or were introduced to me by my friends.

iktf
>>
>>60672103
dog out
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>>60671961
>my nan doesn't like cuckolding
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>>60672087
which pussy are you on about
>>
>>60672061
>>60672074
you sure about that?

there's a clear difference to how I was in year 7 to how I am now
>>
>>60671754
bullshit
>>
>>60672109
you know where the door is
>>
>>60672019
Kent

>>60672036
My point is that I haven't met anyone yet.
Just sort of shut myself away.
>>
>>60672093
>earth shattering orgasm
>orgasm
who even says that that isn't an actual girl
>>
>>60672031

Not really. I'm 28 and my anxiety and mental health are worse than ever. Today in the supermarket I was scared of going to the checkout so just walked around and psyched myself up for 10 minutes. I am so mentally fragile now I wonder how much I can last before being forcibly sectioned
>>
LAD LOOK AT THESE PAYING CUSTOMERS ENGLISHMEN
POLICE ISNT SHOOTING THEM
IT MEANS POLICE IS INCOMPETENT HAHA
>>
>>60672085
da fuck is this
>>
>>60672121
its experience not age

if you sit in a room for 3 years, you won't be any more confident than before you went in
>>
>>60672142
Gary and the lads
>>
>>60672142
russians
>>
feels wrong describing something as an orgasm if its self-induced even if it is technically correct
>>
>>60672133
i'm kinda the same so i kinda now what you're going through

i hope you end up killing yourself you fucking bastard
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Front page of tomorrow's sun talking about the actions of some disgusting Russian ultras
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>>60672116
I swear on me nan's life
>>
>>60672054
sharex has that feature 2bh
>>
>>60672142
clacton-on-sea
>>
>>60672133
you are like that colombian who post in /lat/
>27 years old
>pedophile-zoophilic
>virgin
>NEET
>a complete failure
>>
>>60672168
literally the edgiest paper to ever get published.
>>
>>60672177
thank you
>>
I am a 27 year old benzo addicted alcoholic neet
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>>60672183
>155
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>Goon day, sirah, Son of Adam! 'Twas an awe inspiring dive grass battle tomorrow's eve! Why, yes, I am quite the hobbiest when it comes to dive grass
>>
>>60672081
magic stuff
and perfect for would-be abusers

too bad it's a criminal offense to medicate yourself now
>>
>>60672156
>>60672160
>>60672181
is this actually the shit everyone's going on about or something else
>>
who /piano/ here
>>
>being scared of going to the shops

literally wtf
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can i be one of the lads?
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>>60672206
he is from urugay
>>
>>60672237
the webm was from some place in eastern europe
>>
>>60672129
west kent?
if so I'll be your mate
>>
>>60671757
How much of this is true?

I don't have Twitter so I have no idea how it works or what is trolling and what isn't.
>>
who /accordion/ here
>>
Do people take drugs before going to an interview?

Diazepam and stuff
>>
>>60672257
is he really 155cm
>>
>>60672283
he himself said that
>>
who /trombone/ here
>>
>>60672248
You now remember pjanoo
>>
>>60672259
Thanet :(
>>
>>60672277
Spud took a wee dab of speed before his
>>
Doing a horror movie binge in the dark by myself

Come cuddle pls x
>>
>>60672295
woa
>>
>>60672277
>not turning up dribbling and uncoordinated
>>
>>60672277
i take a good old dose of not being a fuckboy
>>
>>60672277

Ritalin or Adderall would be my choice.
>>
>>60672237
THis maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgDDIfT65TA
>>
>>60672333
nice
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>Ritalin or Adderall would be my choice.
>>
>>60672255
only if you are nice x
>>
>>60672274
Nobody likes swedish porn senpai
>>
How come the Poles and Ukrainians could organise a safe Euro yet the French are failing so spectacularly?
>>
>>60672255
doge
>>
>>60671960

I could lynch a sausage roll right now
>>
>>60672391
French haven't been white since 1812
>>
>>60671777
good trips
>>
>>60672133

You need to stop giving a fuck.

I know what you mean though. Everytime I think I'm gonna be judged
>>
*slaps you playfully*
*keeps doing it*
>>
>want to become a shiplad
>turns out they get a shitton of applications and the only people who get accepted are those with work experience and great grades
>>
You don't gotta go to work work work work work work work

Let my body do the work work work work work work work
>>
>>60672305
grim
>>
>>60672430
>playfully
it's still physical assault you brute
hope you get ass raped in the clink
>>
>>60672251

Didn't go to a supermarket alone until I was about 18

As said above, now 28, and a total mental wreck
>>
>>60672362

Bruh it really helps you concentrate.
>>
>>60672408
how can you tell
you've never seen a white person in your whole life
>>
>>60672406
how have you been?
>>
>>60672437
Gotta go to work, work, work, work, gotta work
Gotta go to work, work, work, work, gotta work
Gotta go to work, work, work, work, gotta work
Busy, busy, there's so much to do here
>>
>>60672430
h-heh anon stop
*blushes*
>>
>>60672445
slappy slap slap slap

*increases intensity*
>>
>>60672451
failure
>>
Just watched a """"""happening"""""" link from /sp/

Literally just blokes pushing bins over haha drama queens
>>
>>60672129
Owh... alright, just you know go out and meet people.
Pubs... sport clubs, those types of things.
>>
>>60672419

I self medicate heavily (drink daily, smoke weed, benzo addict) but nothing really works anymore. I've spent many days walking around monged out on xanax and etizolam, not a good way to act in public.
>>
>>60672456
I've been to Paris. Graffiti everywhere. The people looked like they were from Arabia. Very disappointing.
>>
>>60672451
>Didn't go to a supermarket alone until I was about 18

what the fuck
you live in a village or what? what was your childhood like
>>
>>60672451
Are you... "special"?
>>
>>60672491

At least I'm white
>>
EIGHT KAY NIGGA
>>
>>60672518
not really unusual. same for me desu
>>
>>60672451
I got my first job at a supermarket when I was 18
>>
>>60672496
no era penal
>>60672533
and?
>>
>>60672515
you came in expecting fucking Disneyland
welcome to real life bitch
>>
>>60672535
>>60672451
what the actual fuck
>>
>>60672515
>he doesn't like graffiti

noncer
>>
smeg moi arse
>>
>>60672540
take some painkillers
>>
literary no need for me to go a supermarket alone till I was 18+
>>
>>60672032
This.

I've a habit of drinking prior to job interviews.

Last interview I had I drunk a bit too much and missed the bus. Phoned up to let them know and slurred my words. Eventually arrived 30 minutes late.

Spoiler: I got the job
>>
>>60672546
*welcome to multiculturalism bitch
>>
Had to turn the lights on, got nervous
>>
>>60672518

I live in a big city
Childhood was normal I just developed overwhelming social anxiety when I was about 11-12 and nobody ever gave me any help or advice, so now I've been hammering booze for 10 years and cough up blood regularly but still can't bring myself to visit a doctor, and I've been through 3 extremely painful benzo withdrawals and always relapse, already accepted that I will die before I'm 30
>>
it's been a long time without you my friend
>>
>>60672563
It was on everything. Even the statues outside of the church. No respect
>>
>>60672553
?
>>
>>60672582
same thing basically
>>
>>60672582
no era penal
>>
>>60672586
hope you feel better soon anyway
>>
>>60672590
man, you need to learn that people don't give a shit about you
you're in your head to much
thinking you matter
you don't
not in a """olol cosmic insignificance"""" way
you are a litteral objects for other people
>>
>>60672656
FUCK OFF FROG
GO FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER AT THE MOSQUE YOU MUSLIM SHIT
>>
updates on poleaboo lads?
>>
>>60672590
After reading that I felt bad but the last part made me feel better
>>
>>60672606
I can't believe Mexico didn't become a superpower. You are literally on the best strip of land possible for trade.
Why did Mexico fail?
>>
>>60672656
This is legit redpill here desu
>>
>>60672703
they only invest here because we border you
>>
>>60672689
just gotta keep on trucking m8, you got this far
>>
>>60672656
are you the guy who was on the paris russian vlog video thread
>>
>>60672673
FOY

>>60672678
still brown and inadequate most likely
>>
Israel is my favourite country
>>
>>60672540

I hear bullets do wonders
>>
>>60672730
still a tranny?
>>
>>60672717
don't know about that but i was a social retard before understanding that subjectivity and solipsism were untertwined
now i conform but i mostly don't really care

>>60672740
yep man
>>
>>60672745
Where from, lad?
>>
>>60672741
that is not how you use that meme, newcunt
>>
>>60672788
dont tell him what to do you obnoxious yank cunt
>>
>>60672788
FOY
>>
wish I could also 'not give a fuck'

but that advice is basically 'just b urself' reworded
>>
*hands you a crisp packet*

its full of cockroaches btw
>>
>>60672678
why?...
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>>60672733
I'll invest my dick in your bp
>>
>>60672777

The end of a barrel???
>>
Manchester is a very degenerate place

I like it
>>
>>60672815
u just gotta be more confident bro
>>
hmm
staying away from the midlands
>>
>>60672656
Well people really helped me when I was a bit down tbf.
>>
nu pls
>>
>>60672815
Just kys tbqh m8
>>
>>60672678
Rumor has it he inherited $500 million pounds from a long lost relative

Good for him
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>>60672829
>>
>>60672832
I knew you could buy guns on the darkweb.
>>
You're too much of an attention whore to do anything

Shan't indulge you anymore
>>
>>60672903
>>60672903
>>
dont come to the starbucks in the manchester train station tomorrow
>>
i upset an aussie in a thread on /sp/

very proud of myself
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