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Australian points based thread edition
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cara
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korean pop
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Kyary
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PUTOS JAJJAJAJ
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Nth for based Russia cuckolding England
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American bantz lads
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Do I have enough points to participate in this thread?
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>>60668493
Yeah fucking hell you gave us a right thrashing! a low scoring draw? How will we ever recover
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SOVIET UNION
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Anyone here done any clinical trials for research before? I'm taking part in one soon and it involves me staying over night for four days so I'm just wonder what to expect outside of the actual research.
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kpop
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>>60668594
no
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RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
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>>60668599

you have a point there england

one single point
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>Go through my old Google Keep notes
>Mainly passwords, usernames, memorable dates, dreams and names of books, films and musicians I want to check out
>Get about halfway through and see one from March last year that says 'Sarah' with a mobile number after it
>Don't know a Sarah
>Start to worry that I suddenly became a normie when I was drunk, got a girl's number and forgot to call her
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>>60668531
posting from the nightshift
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>>60668612
a lobotomy
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>>60668582
>>60668628
BASED BELARUS
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>>60668641
Einmal mit Zwiebeln Mehmet
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>>60668617
Time to pick up the speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWQQBMF0Ew
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>>60668646
Yes that is how draws work
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>>60668668
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who is the biggest kpop slag lads? might line up a wank
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>>60668656
If it's any consolation, you would have fucked it up anyway.
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feeling comfy with the sound of the rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwUug-ucBLc
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>>60668672
Bin nicht dieser DRECKSTÜRKE uezs
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>>60668685
imagine being off your tits and speeding down the road listening to this
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>>60668641
>>60668672
>>60668709
NAZIS PUTOS
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>>60668694
Looks like a 10 year olds drawing
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>England fans getting charge by Russians, on video.. Clear instigators..

https://twitter.com/CoreyWhyte_/status/741737063163265025


And we'll still get blamed.. Such bullshit.
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>>60668704
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>>60668709
Dann beleidige nicht die basierten germanischen Brüder
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>>60668656
>Mainly passwords, usernames, memorable dates, dreams and names of books, films and musicians I want to check out
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Reminder that beer is for the proletariat

Us patricians drink liquor and wine that costs a week's salary for the pleb but is mere pocket change for old money like myself
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>>60668729
haha they have jannies too
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>>60668694
good to see how u keep the soviet legacy alive))))
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>>60668700
>kfapping

not a fan
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10459935/
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>England fans chanting "no surrender to the IRA" outside an Irish pub in Marseille
quite ignorant on their history desu
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>>60668747
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>>60668758
Es ist nur Geplänkel
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>>60668728
You are just jealous.

>>60668769
Belarus voted most heavily against disbanding the Soviet Union.
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lads


any very qt porn stars i should know about?

im currently doing some research
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>>60668700
betsy
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What I hate most about the Polish girl is that she thinks she was being merciful by only having me suspended from university
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>>60668776
>no meme option

shan't be voting
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hate when /int/ posters come into /brit/

such a shitty board fuck me
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>drawing against a shitty team
>Implying it's coming home
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>>60668781

Pretty shitty, but at the end of the day it's just words.

Honestly, from all the videos and reports it doesn't look like our fans have been the instigators most the time. Seems the French and Russians are just constantly looking for a fight with us..
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The daily mail have pulled out all the stops and have a constant stream of quality and even quite artistic pictures of these "riots"
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>povertyball
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>>60668802
russia, belarus, kazakhstan, kyrgyzstan and armenia are based tbqh
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>england
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really don't like people that force their hobbies and obsessions on the people around them (i'm looking at you, kpoop poster)
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>>60668781
>He thinks keeping northern Ireland was a surrender

Peace and surrender aren't the same thing

>>60668849
The "French" seem to all be north Africans desu
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>>60668726
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QkZL3l1t-w
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>>60668786
LEWD

DELETE
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KPOP plastic whores
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>>60668833
/intg/ when
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>tfw you will never go running in the 90s
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>>60668802
>>60668881
soviet union ruined russia and half of europe/asia
fuck you churkas
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>tfw Scottish and will pretend to be English/Welsh on Thursday based on the result for maximum shitposting potential
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>>60668849
meh I don't care it's just banter desu
it's just funny because Britain did concede to the IRA in the 20's and Brits don't realise that
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Apparently England fans have been throwing bacon at a mosque
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>>60668700
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465683625633.webm
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>>60668881
>implying Stalin wouldn't deport your dirty brown Spic ass

Tip to kek, Pablo now make a Taco or wank Officer Jackson at the border off
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>>60668908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5Gyi2aEt8
>>60668947
FAG churka haha
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look at this fucking cat
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>>60668923
are better than Mexican shitskins
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>>60668832
"No" is the meme option
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>>60668960
>>60668903
NAZIS PUTOS
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>>60668958
tiffany
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>>60668954
I expect nothing less
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>>60668967
doing a look at the slug
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>World cup 2018 is being hosted by Russia
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Korean pop
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https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/741745234439077888

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK
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>>60668954
I heard the French police tear gassed the English for drinking beer in the Sharia city of Marseille
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>>60669037
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>>60668947
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465668416174.webm

need some lyrics for my new song
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>>60668531
that Farage gimmick with the passport is career politician is pretty cringe

he should know better than to use career politician tactics
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>>60668958
fuck meant to reply to
>>60668700
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its not his volt
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thingken about suicide
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>>60669043
Ahh yes a billionaire who lives in Belize for tax avoidance reasons, further showing leave is the campaign of the working man
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>>60669107
watch vines for an hour
your depression will be gone
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>>60669039
post her massive fucking thighs
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>>60669107
don't do it
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>>60669049
indeed
exactly what happened
i am ashamed of my country
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>>60669067
What do people in Belarus do?
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>>60669077
Mate are you drunk
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>owner of the twin towers not in twin towers
>bush not in white house (flight ua 93 destination)
>portion of pentagon hit by flight aa 77 just recently renovated and had almost nobody there

...really makes you think. . .
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>>60669139
What do people in Britain do?
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dee trout spinners
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the gf

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465670954072.webm
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>>60669139
they make your ikea furnace for a bread and a glass of milk a day
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Look at this fucking pink fairy armadillo
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>>60669135
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>>60669139
feeling proud of their history
>>60669158
act like pirates
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>>60669043
Wasn't that drawn by Ben "Kicks Up A Stink When He Sees A Chink" Garrison?
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>>60669149
no
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>>60669043
Is that Ben "Perforating Pakis in my beige Montana khakis" Garrison?
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>>60669184
such a pleasant video
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>>60669154
It really does. You sure are lucky that Al Qaeda weren't more organised
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>>60669191
*furniture
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>>60669184
h*ck's wrong with her mouth?
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wet knee houston
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>>60669043
Is that Ben " unload my nine at the welfare line" Garrison.
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>>60669199
Good, alcohol is bad for you
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>>60669280
It is
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Reminder that for a little over €1 million you can get Maltese citizenship allowing you freedom of movement with all of the eu including the uk

Makes me a bit worried because what's to stop potential terrorists who are financially backed by rich gulf States doing this
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why are girls so fucking confusing
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gonna watch JAV on my tv now
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>>60669132
>further showing leave is the campaign of the working man
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i wanna see kyary already
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>>60669337
Really makes you think
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kcountry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o3P2XH4VRI
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>>60669323
STAR-684
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>>60669337
So Rich Tories and Poor Labourites want out?

Middle Classes stepping up to anchor us in place
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>>60669309
>what's to stop potential terrorists who are financially backed by rich gulf States doing this
Presumably the Malteze authorities investigate applicants very thoroughly to prevent this from happening. Because if it did happen, their relationship with the EU would come to an end.
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>>60669297
bit right wing like
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10460044
http://www.strawpoll.me/10460044
http://www.strawpoll.me/10460044
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MMMBOP, BA DUBA DOP
BA DU BOP, BA DUBA DOP
BA DU BOP, BA DUBA DOP
BA DU, YEAH
MMMBOP, BA DUBA DOP
BA DU BOP, BA DU DOP
BA DU BOP, BA DU DOP
BA DU, YEAH
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just realised i havent been on any 4chan webpage except /brit/ for months
very think about
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>>60669342
27 days x
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>>60669370
It's the middle class that tend to be the lest informed. Rich and poor people both have interests in changing things so they tend to be more informed about things unlike middle class parasites who just like muh comfy status quo.
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at a music festival lads haha
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>>60669393
cut /brit/ into your arm you paki cunt
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>>60669357
Don't think I've ever heard a Korean speak English. Its weird.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyi3N-y-GM4
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>>60669297
Is that the same Ben garrison as Ben "6 million more" Garrison AKA "Zyklon Ben"
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i don't care if you hurt yourself but i don't want you to post here anymore


the "yes" is more "i don't want you to post anything", don't mistake it for me caring
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>>60669297
Why does he have to label everything?
It's such lazy cartooning.
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i kind of want a gf with a fat ass and nice hips 2bh
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>>60669409
you were on britfeel earlier ya stinkin lier
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>>60669409
not true
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>>60669417
i finally caved last month in after being convinced by some anons in a thread last month. i hope it'll be worth it
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Getting bored of threads all over /int/ and /sp/ with people jumping in to defend Russian scum, English chavs and French Muslims
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>>60668781

That was fake you muppet
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>>60669426
I hate you lot

It would be like cutting the name of my uni or the detective
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>>60669451
because he knows that alt right cucks will give him money for that
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Would you rather get giving one million pounds setting you up for life or fuck an alien qt who is quite attractive and would let you become a househusband while she goes about her galactic business?
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>>60669484
>using cuck as an insult
comerade..
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>>60669482
Overrated
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>>60669370
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>>60669465
See you there lad
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>>60669454
>>60669462
yeah just 'membered
obviously ive been to other individual threads once in a blue moon
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>>60669435
yes
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i'm drunk but i still feel
i wish i had some loaded freedom just about now
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480
so are you going to carve "attention" into your arm, you seem to adore that
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>>60669486
>one million pounds
>setting you up for life
pick 1 poorfag
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>>60669409
yeah most of 4chan is getting pretty boring


only reason to come here is for current events really. whenever something interesting happens in the world or on the news/in society/in culture/etc. this is the best place to come to shitpost. luckily that happens on a fairly regular basis so theres still a draw to going on other places on the site.

but shitposting in generals is where its at, its the comfiest way to post
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Taiwanese pop
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>>60669486
she better be able to morph
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>>60669465
There's a good lad
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>>60669486
1 mill wouldn't last very long these days 2bh, i'd pick alien if she doesn't cheat on me.
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>>60669430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_gcsf5emLg

they mostly have yank tier accents mind
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>>60669486
>one million pounds
>setting you up for life

alien qt EVERY time
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>>60669486
Take the mil. Can fuck plenty of better birds.

I saw Species lad, I'm not getting killed after we shag
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>>60669486
I'll pay 1 million pounds to get pegged by the alien qt
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>>60669524
yeah furthermore why dont you fuck off to a general where youre wanted you fat arse jebend yank cunt
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>>60669486
hmm... a garage in london, or fucking an alien
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alri lads
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>>60669451

Still trying to figure out what ploop is 2bh..........
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>>60669482
When will she do porn?
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the yobs outside are getting pretty loud
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>>60669486
depends on how qt the alien is

and it would be cool to hear her stories about goings-on in the universe

fuck it i guess ill go for the alien..
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storm finally broke, air has been horribly close all day and finally some nice rain
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>>60669486
One million pound. Buy a few houses and rent them out like a parasitic landlord.
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>>60669507
NAZI PUTO
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>poleaboo still often referring to himself as "him"

clearly this whole monica thing is just a phase
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>>60669536
>tfw going alone

a-atleast there's a possibility of meeting qts r-right?
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>can hear my dad in the other room beating up my mum again
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>>60669566
yeah, nah
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>>60669364
nice
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>>60669571
Garage I don't care about garage

Listen to this, it don't sound like garage

Who told you that I make garage?
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>>60669574
alri
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just sat on the bog for a literal 30 mins

wiped wiped wiped, it was still all shitty, fingered a wet wipe up my hole to the knuckle 3 times and it still took another 5 mins to get clean
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>>60669531
is this the aforementioned alien qt?
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>>60669509
RMYT
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>>60669197
>>60669208
>>60669280
enjoyed these thanks lads
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Instant red flag:
She isn't Taylor
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>>60669625
Do something about it you fucking coward
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>>60669546
Seohyun's accent was sexy as fuck before then, the video where she's ordering food was better.
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>>60669393

Make sure it's deep you soft cunt
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>>60669625
ask him if he would kindly stop doing that
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>>60669574
fuck off
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OIM TAKIN OVER THIS THREAD BY ORDUH OF THE PEAKY FOOKIN' BLINDUHS
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>>60669660
why dont you fuck off and pack some condensed shit into your ears
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>>60669648
instant cuck flag:
he's is sexually attracted to human rats
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>>60669681
bit rude
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>>60669708
sorry
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>>60669653
>>60669668
would make it worse

when he's drunk he's completely uncontrollable
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4chan would be a lot more interesting if everyone was a tripfag and we added like and dislike buttons.
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since most spree killers are lonely incels could you classify them as examples of "gene rage" that is their genetic will expressing it's wrath at being bred out of the pool
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how much is too much
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>>60669693
why don't you die in a whole you filthy muzzie.
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>>60669743
more than just enough
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any album reccos
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Reckon we should vote brexit lads *riots in the south of France*
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>>60669728
is it because hes mad about the england game

losing big games is like anger fuel for insecure alcoholic dads
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>>60669743
More than two every six hours
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>>60669764
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>>60669625

Can hear your mum beating off my dad in the other room
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>>60669733
HI REDIT
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>>60669756
burn in hell
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>>60669778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZrKMEO5Tc
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>>60669739
If all serial killers are frustrated with thir sex lives(or lack there of), surely state-sponsored gilfriends will end spree killing all together
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>Featuring floor-to-ceiling windows with views of the swimming pool,
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(do not reply to the haitiANUS niggeroid)
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>>60669778

Ott - Mir
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>>60669802
>>60669625
thats one big room
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>>60669828
>>60669864
thanks boys xx
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>>60669802
explains the fight
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ALLISON
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the gf
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Someone post the ballbusting gimmick compilation
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>>60669616
Don't worry I'll find you in the crowd and inject you with typhoid
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MY room is the perfect temperature at 4

now its got hotter
its
too
hot
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>>60669892
for you
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could do with some alcohol desu
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>>60669935
ok
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"there has been a history in Poland of Right-wing Catholicism, which has been deeply disturbing for those of us who know a little history, and remember which side of the border Auschwitz was on.”
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>>60669829
Most of our serial rapists and serial killers have partners and children and are fairly normie though there's often identifiable signs in their background and behaviour.
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>>60669917
god dammit shes so fucking hot

i would love to jizz a deep primal orgasm into her
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Haven't been on /brit/ for 3 months how much worse has this place gotten?
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>>60669616
Me last year

until I met a special someone :)
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stretched my bretched and fetched
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>>60669988
don't waste your time
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thinkin about cooking this tomorrow

http://www.jocooks.com/main-courses/beef-main-courses/mongolian-beef-ramen-noodles/
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Atheists are nothing more than gamblers willing to risk all of eternity so they can be "hip & edgy".

I cannot definitively prove there is a God to a nonbeliever. No nonbeliever has ever been able to prove there isn't a God based on any other than a hunch.

You got a 50/50 chance, atheists.
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>>60669988
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was going to shave tonight but ill probably just shave tomorrow


time for a shower and a wank
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really shouldn't have drank all that tea earlier lads, now I can't sleep!

oh well, better have a cup of earl grey
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Hmmm
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>>60669988
only been here for that long desu. so hi :)
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imagine looking like this
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7pm

still hungover


fuck
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>it's a Film Review without both Kermode and Gavin Esler
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>>60670034
tea keeps you awake?
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>>60670005
yes, yes, we've heard about that philosophical wager before


the patrician choice is being agnostic and not really caring and just living your life in the moment bro
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>>60670005
>50/50 chance
Ha, wait until Quetzlcoatl kicks your arse
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>>60670005
soviet union = atheism you fucking idiot

how fucking stupid are you
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>>60670000
I'm literally only here because I have an overpowering need to read the ballbusting gimmick compilation.

Just give me my gimmick fix so I can get out of here and promise I'll be clean from now on.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636665/Four-Syrian-immigrants-sexually-assaulted-14-year-old-girl-Newcastle-park-just-weeks-invited-UK-Government-refugee-relocation-scheme.html

So this story comes out days after farage is ridiculed for suggesting there may be syrian sex attacks in the uk

Literally pottery
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>>60670092
fag churka stop
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>>60670071
it has caffeine in it
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>>60670005
god will suck my cock in heaven faggot

t.athiiests
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>>60670044
itd be life on easy mode


you'd never-not have a gf
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its in full string
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Pg23ZRvD8
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>reading a book about how to attract women
>the thesis is literally just be yourself ;^)
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>>60670005
this desu
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>>60670105
>article was on the BBC
>choose to post the Daily Mail

Your opinions are trash
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>>60670044
Don't need to imagine t b h
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hope or faith leds?
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>>60670105
um, he said cologne style, sweety ;)
merely an isolated incident there
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>>60670136

>trash

foy
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feel like I've been punched in the stomach but like emotionally
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>>60670109
not enough to keep you up really
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>Your opinions are trash
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>>60670123
>>60669999
>>60669873
that's not how you make babies
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>>60669999
neat
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willy smells nice
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>>60670172
poison won't kill you if you don't take enough of it :)
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>>60670164

Hunger?
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>tfw joint top in work fantasy league
I'm finally going to get the respect I deserve lads
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>>60670164
haHA
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>>60670136
It's because the daily mail includes the headline in the link and the bbc doesn't which I know guarantees more (You)s
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>>60670184
i like skips too
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>>60670164
what happened lad?
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>yanks

https://youtu.be/_1AQaFcn_rI?t=2m30s
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>>60670134
>tfw tried to be myself with the only girl I was ever interested in
>she never talked to me again after knowing me for 19 years
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it's kinda beta to be an unathletic person who watches professional sports
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>>60670212
a gril happened
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There's been a couple of reports that one English fan has been killed in France after the Russia game. Do any of you lads know if it's true?
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Anglos are you even trying?
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ive been trying to activate the muscles deep in my core and i do some breathing exercises that sort of like... flex my balls, like it pulls my balls up and down with my breath


im not good at it yet but im getting better. thing is, when i do that i can feel my wee-wee start to get like slightly more erect, like a 2/10 boner thats barely noticeable but there

im theorizing that getting in touch with those muscles in there will make wanking feel better and loads shoot further. if it does i'll publish my anecdotal study here on /brit/ just in case any lads want to try to retest my hypothesis and try get their orgasms strengthened. (strengthening your core would also be good for general health anyway the orgasms would just be a side bonus)
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>>60670219
Why are they ALL incapable of handling the banter? Is there something in the water that makes them mildly autistic? Don't get it.
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>>60670235
>Defining himself by the alpha/beta meme

Calcified as fuck
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Power top in work's fantasy and fetish league
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>>60670256
see>>60670263
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Can we talk about something that isn't football tonight?
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>>60670281
don't say that
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>>60670263
>>60670256

fuck thats sad

really isnt fair 2bh, people are barbarians
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>>60670256
>>60670263
wew

my cousin went over for the game :3
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>>60670172
I generally try not to have anything with caffeine in it after 3pm on weekdays otherwise I can't sleep well
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>>60670256
>Russian ultras literally doing Muslims jobs for them

Invade Ukraine, blood for blood
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Kendrick Lamar is the Kyary of hip hop.
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what do brits call it when your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg?
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football tonight
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pirate brits >>>>>> nazi scumbags
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You all moan about how you're alone all the time but how many of you have even tried approaching girls?

Self pity will get you nowhere.
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remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS2aLl80wM
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aaaaaaah
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>>60670326
WE
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>>60670327
a scrotie stuck-o
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I am a beacon of knowledge blazing across a black sea of ignorance
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>>60668531
He gets his passport every debate and interview doesn't he
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>>60670321
really?
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>>60670256
If this fan turns out to be a scouser then nobody will EVER hear the end of it
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>>60670345
mexican uncle tom defending his western masters
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>>60670346
>approaching girls
how?


also drums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ozXQNsQYs
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BAN
RUSSIA
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>>60670322
>>60670318
>>60670315
I know one fan has been 'critically' injured. I hope the reports of him having died are just rumors. Fucking crazy stuff.
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>>60670346
Once. It was a trainwreck.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I have objective evidence that approaching girls is a bad idea, so I don't do it.
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>>60670318
Tell him he is a Paki Bastard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z61YCsNRNbA

how have i never heard this

fucking beautiful
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>>60670272

They're called Kegel exercises and yes they make your spunk go miles
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>>60670402
>see girl you are attracted to
>approach her and talk to her

>>60670422
>sample size: 1
>give up immediately
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>>60670346
>approaching girls

In the street? Or at all those social events I definitely get invited to?
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>>60670346
i have about 3 or 4 times over the last few years

it hasn't gone very well
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>>60670386
yeah, why is this so bizarre to you? caffeine impairs your sleep
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>tell Brits you're banning alcohol
>they all get pissed and go on a rampage, just on principle

Good lads
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Post random footballers that you remember when you were a kid.

Pablo Aimar, Marcel Desailly, Pavel Nedved, Danny Murphy, Henrik Larsson, Wayne Bridge
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>>60670425
why would i tell him that though
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>>60670442
there don't seem to be many appropriate opportunities outside of a club scenario
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>>60670445

Get /fit/ then pick up wasted 7's at raves like every other autist
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scrotum is a funny word
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>>60670460
amir zaki
my first memeplayer
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>>60670346
asked the qt from work out i'd been fantasising over for months and she has a boyfriend haha
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>>60670416
if you get pushed in front of a train, you're finished

they've closed down the train station
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Oh vey itsa nudda Hillsborough

>>1
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>>60670464
Because he is a person of South Asian descent?
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brit scum

h8 u 4 lyfe
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>>60670460
I didn't watch football as a child. It is literally pure pleb shit and I refused to associate with it even at that age.
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>>60670442

if you lived a day in my life you'd realise how hopeless approaching women is
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>>60670460
nobby solano

>wayne bridge

ahaha
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>>60670460
SHOLA
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>>60670456
i didn't know it was possible to be so sensitive to the tiny amounts of caffeine in tea
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just killed caesar in new vegas lids
always a fun time
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>>60670507
pretty much
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>>60670551
fuck off murderer
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>>60670442
>see girl you are attracted to
>approach her, get asked to leave her alone & disgusted looks from her friends, laughed at by her and her friends or completely blanked
>confidence crushed and will be reliving the memories for years to come, shaking with rage at myself each time

>sample size: 1
>give up immediately

Repeatedly stabbing myself isn't going to make me immune to knives. Repeatedly being humiliated socially isn't going to make me successful socially.
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>>60670460
Ruud van Nistelrooy
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>>60670460

peter ndlovu
mart poom
gary pallister
eyal berkovic
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>>60670034
>drinking anything other than green or redbush
yuck!!!
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>>60670516
no he isn't
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>>60670551
Get on the cross lad
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>>60670460
David Beckham
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>>60670460
Gary Speed ;_;
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*waits for the new thread*
*worries that janny will delete it*
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Irishlad I hope you get over that girl soon x
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>>60670487
then change your life so you become an interesting person who interacts with women instead of memeing on the non-international section of the international section of a second tier reddit
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>>60670568
you just have to figure out the problem
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>>60670460
michel salgado, gaizka medieta, rivaldo, hierro, raul, puyol, redondo, vardy, drinky, all the lads
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me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk
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>>60670568
hahahahahahhhaaaaaa what a fucking drip
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Wait
Macready in Fallout 4
Is the same Macready from Fallout 3?
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>>60670460
John Arne Risse
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>>60670464
Emile Heskey
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Ahh yes the aggressive Englishmen must have provoked these innocent Russians
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>>60670613
>just bee urself :^)

>>60670624
I'm ugly too
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>>60670632
damn...
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>>60670460
David Seaman
Steve McManahan(?)
Gary Lineker
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>>60670568
here's the secret: once you've been rejected a few times it doesn't hurt any anywhere near as much any more. as a result you won't care so much if she tells you to fuck off, which will in turn make you appear more confident and more likely to succeed.
it literally works.
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>>60670603
x
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new thread plz
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>>60670612
not sure I want to desu

but how?
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>>60670595
epic lel desu
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>>60670460
Roberto Carlos
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where the fuck is the new thread
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>>60670692
Stop being afraid to do the things you want to do and just do them. Go out and fail at things and realise it's much better than not trying them at all
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>>60670679
That's insane. You put your hand in the fire and it hurts, you don't keep putting your hand back in the fire just because eventually the nerves will be dead and you won't feel pain anymore.

Also approach them how, and where. Can't do it in work, if I get rejected I'd have to quit because I couldn't stand seeing people every day who knew and are laughing about it. Supermarket? On the street? Eventually you'll run out of places and have to move to a new city.

Where do people even go if they have no friends. Can't go to pubs/bars alone, that's just creepy and pitiful.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOcAFxAQJo
Why is Britain producing so much good shit?
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literally never asked a girl out and never plan to
no idea what the fuck i would do with her, as my current schedule is internet addiction
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>>60670777

>>60665644
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>>60670807
Bit late
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>>60670807

>2 hours old

hmm
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>>60670807
I DON'T GET IT I'M STUCK IN A LOOP
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>>60670863
>>60670863
>>60670863
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>>60670869
>>60670869
>>60670869

New
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someone make a new thread I've got an excellent post lined up
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>>60670692
start frequenting social events. play a sport, take a class thats open to anyone where you think there will be girls like a cooking class, attend events that are related to your interests and hang out in the more social areas of those events. meet girls through other people. you can even make guy friends and meet girls through them. you can meet girls through other fat girls that you know. theres loads of things you can do to increase your chances of meeting a qt girl that youre interested in

>>60670679
>here's the secret: once you've been rejected a few times it doesn't hurt any anywhere near as much any more.

not really, this is probably on a case by case basis 2bh.

ive given it a few shots and the most recent one hurt the most. the other girls i didn't really have any real friendship with before i tried to chat them up.

tried to get with a qt that i knew for awhile who actually gave me indications that she was interested, then i kind of got nervous and didnt make a move, then i made a move when she had already lost any interest, then i hung out with her and she made it pretty obvious that she doesn't like me that much. i was kind of destroyed by it for a few days honestly. i even woke up in the middle of the night crying two nights after i realized she didnt like me. it was the closest i ever got to tfw gf though, i think im getting closer. i feel like andy murray after he lost his first wimbledon final.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USSC8li0mio
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