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vexillology edition
indeed
korean pop?
A girl flirted with me.
>>60653453
We gave you up almost 20 years ago, stop being so clingy
I've been to Nebraska many times and it's kind of relaxing in my honest opinion
>>60653453
I don't get it.
>>60653555
*looks outside*
*sees tornado*
ahh yes
>>60653453
pop it like it's hot
Love HK, my former PhD supervisor is from there, but this is my glory thread:
>>60653399
>>60653399
>>60653399
>>60653399
dorner
Find a flaw
What do Brits unironically, outside of 4chan think of Canadians? Thinking of visiting soon.
>>60654303
You're all lovely. Especially those from Quebec and Xavier Dolan.
>tfw rumanian.
>>60654021
dat molotov bomb
why is sterling starting ffs
where's wilshere, he should be starting over rooney
janny just went and fucking lost it
what if truro got destroyed somehow, but everyone survived. what the hell would we even do with those 20,000 people, literally all the major cities would be over-run by cornishmen within a week. schools would start teaching pro-cornish independence syllabi, maybe the cunts wouldn't even bother to learn english. we must vote leave to protect our independence from cornish fifth columns
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
want to shag gabby logan
>for some reason making a cheeky /brit/ post on my phone in the pub
>Mate looks over my shoulder
>says "what's that?"
>replied "don't worry" *awkward laugh* and switched over to twitter quickly
>luckily conversation changes quickly
Fucking close call that lads
gf just sent me this
More educated than 99% of Brits (masters degree) and more well travelled than 99% (country no. 29 in 3 weeks) and voting Out
what should I watch
hasn't been online since last sunday
bit worried about her
>>60654303
heard a canadian in tescos the other day. cashier called her a american and she started kicking off and shouting
>Rooney in the quarterback position
>>60659273
>being ashamed of the only people you feel comfortable to talk without reservation with
>>60659310
Lobsters are a bit funny
Have any of you lads ever been to Japan?
I really want to shag a fit jap girl
>>60659310
None of the above.
downloaded all the louis documentaries
which one should i watch
>>60659332
>quarterback
fuck off yank
>Hart in nets
proud to be english
>>60659276
incredible timing, the photographer wouldn't have heard or seen the plane when they pressed the shutter
>>60659362
I have, and you won't find what you're looking for.
>>60659362
>non-whites
Disgusting.
>>60659392
banterous/10
What's your most important attribute for a hotel?
>>60659380
The one about ayys is the funniest.
>>60659392
>Proud to be an ugly mongoloid
y lad
>>60659466
Rasheed
>>60659417
Racist much?
>>60659392
I want to sleep
It is your God(pbuh)-given duty as a British patriot to vote in favour of the Brexit
>>60659399
>third eye status: clogged
that picture was made in laboratory by the same studio that made the moon landing
>>60659503
good post
>>60659392
Waste of sausages and bacon desu
>>60659466
Paki.
>>60659484
Yes.
Lads...
>>60659239
>>60659514
moon landing was confirmed by a million third parties
>>60659514
don't joke about 9/11 please, 19 muslims died that day
>>60659542
There's already a thread (this fucking one) so FUCK OFF
>>60659411
Why not?
Why the fuck was the thread even deleted at 189 posts anyway? The old thread was gone, no rule or even fake rule was broken.
>>60659491
fucking fantastic
>>60659546
bad post
>>60659392
top lads
>>60659590
Those are arses.
>>60654021
it was boring and shit?
>>60659542
what's the point you spastic cunt
ENGLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao!!
>>60659556
i bet you believe the earth isn't flat
lmao
>tfw the football hooligans are flooding the streets and it isn't safe to go outside
>>60659595
secrets were told that shouldn't have been
correct people spoke to honest men
a decision made
disappeared
BIG BLACK BOIPUCCI
BIG WHITE COCK
Agree?
>>60659595
bump limit
who /walesscotlandnorniron/ here?
we must resist the english menace
>>60659536
>>60659476
say it to my fuckin face nigga then we will see
>>60659380
ETSOBATSU
>>60659392
lol
President of the European Council, and arch-federalist and anglosphere hater Herman Van Rompuy was giving a class to a group of British students on an Erasmus programme in Brussels.
"Before the class on the dangers of Brexit begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Jean Monnet was the most enlightened being the world has ever known, greater than even Winston Churchill!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, monarchist Royal Marine with over 1500 hours of Royal Protection duty stood up, holding a smartphone. "Where did this phone come from, professor?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite europeanly and smugly replied "Clearly, it came from the EU, like all great inventions."
"Wrong. It was designed in America and made in China, made more expensive for us by EU tariffs. Tariffs designed to protect special interests in a dying continent from a rapidly progressing world"
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of the Treaty of Rome and stormed out of the classroom crying those federalist crocodile tears. If only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the EU had fought hard to prevent individuals having the right to defend themselves so people would rely on the state. Oh how quickly he ran, for he knew his project fear lies would work no longer!
The students applauded and all registered UKIP and accepted Her Majesty the Queen as their divinely rightful ruler. A lion named Lionheart strode into the room and perched atop the Union Jack and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times and Britannia herself showed up and deported all Muslims from across the country. Van Rompuy had lost the most important nation in the EUSSR and was fired from his job the next day. He died in a terrorist attack carried out by the refugees he had welcomed and was cast into the lake of fire for all eternity. Rule Britannia.
Repost this if you're the 53% who still believes "God save the Queen!"
dinner arrived just in time for the match
>woman is sending her husband round to look at the table and chairs I posted on gumtree
fucking hell lads hope he doesn't rape me
>the ''english''
>>60659703
>nigga
Jews really got to you didn't they lad?
>>60659392
Fucking brilliant.
>>60659737
phoarr giz a bit lad
>>60659754
>Rooney
laughed desu
>>60659540
You're a horrible person and need to rethink your life
>>60659754
>englels will defend this
is there anything more embarrassing than when some runt uses 4chan gimmicks outside of 4chan
goodness gracious me the cringe
@60659762
bitch ass nigga
>>60659803
[genocides internally]
>brexit
>>60659392
not good bants to be honest
>>60659634
Yes they are
I like those arses not nasty fat nigger arse
>>60659803
imagine what they'd look like kissing each other deeply
>>60659847
Took me a while to see that was an actual black girl and not a white girl blacking up for comedy purposes.
>>60659824
hello, this is dog
I just left houston
i just left earth
>tfw rosacea
>>60659310
the lobster is really good
>>60659888
off you go
>>60569487
>>60659896
it's a meme you DIP
Made some OC lads
>6 million word dissertation due 75 years ago
>>60659962
you're awful!
LADS
BLEASE FREE US FROM ALL SANDNIGGERS
>>60659754
Why does Forster have Sturridge's face.
>>60659938
STOP
NOW
the gf
in a terrible mood desu
>>60659962
Good lad
can I save it
got my snacks ready for the match
ahh yes
>>60660009
>tfw no gf to shag round the side of the Spar
>>60660009
would quite like an athletic gf with a toned arse ngl
>>60659962
have you ever even seen a monocle before? they fit inside the eye socket, not around it. how would it even stay on his face?
6.5/10 try again lad
>>60660054
Fuck off Poleaboo, tell your family to stop wearing paki clothes
>>60660096
kek
>>60660071
There's no way this one's real.
>>60660054
Rasheed?
>>60660054
who's the old lady in the lab coat?
>>60660096
kek
>>60660054
paki
>>60660108
is that are jess
>>60660009
>>60660108
nadine is going to crush her
>>60660131
be afraid
is there any diveball going on right now? where can i watch it?
strawberry lip gloss
sunglasses from oakley
high like fuji
i wonder if you're lonely
i wish you would touch me
>>60660096
yeah i found this quite funny too
>>60660054
don't you have to wait until sundown to eat?
>>60660112
Sticky tape la
sad little note i found on a bench in the cemetery
>>60660175
aye
>>60660071
we're saying "You'll never walk ALONE"
>>60660241
go on jess
>>60660240
suddently feel like killing myself double time
>>60660188
in 25 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpTM7LO5t4
gonna try that myself
>russia v england
all white v all black lol
come on england
>>60660240
>>60660240
anybody the hyper-saddening picture of the old bloke sitting in a diner with the picture of his deceased wife on the table?
>>60660297
thanks dude
Where's Steve Mcmanaman from?
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
i'm a veteran like liverpools steve mcmanaman
>>60660164
fuck off racist
>>60660384
MUDSLIME SHOULD LIVE IN FEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C9-Yt2bI78
I NEED an arse gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457507
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457507
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457507
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457507
lads
>>60660353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwECYCdMerQ
also found that if the other doesn't work
Going to take a few bottles of cider upstairs and watch the game on my own in bed
Anyone that isn't rooting for Russia is anti-white
COMING HOME STATUS: IT'S
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Ygxr52KlT
hmm quite informative
booking my trip to dubai
>>60660514
wonder if tim is watching
>tfw you will never have a meaningful connection with another human being
imagine anal with a prime rita faltoyano
>>60660384
https://youtu.be/W5_-ou6H7eg?t=33
>>60660240
I saw one in Highgate once to a 2 year old kid that had died. It was heart wrenching.
>38°C out right now
This is why I want to move to Britain
>>60660623
See what the bears are watching; bears are watching the bears show, OK, bears are watching the bears show.
i REALLY want a 38 year old gf
What did he mean by this?
look at this fucking cat
end of the british monarchy when?
>>60660690
I know a 38 year old that I could probably gf if I really wanted to
>>60660668
TEN BONG
ESPN has only been showing Russian qts
Heh
>>60660700
he witnessed some top notch banter
>>60660598
>going to dubai
Are you a chav?
>>60660757
>chav
more like paki
>>60660700
he is referring to the aerial dispersal of fecal coloforms
>>60660656
>going to cem to visit grandparents
>see grave of a girl who died aged 1
>loads of balloons and presents for her 5th birthday all over the grave
>>60660668
I really don't mind that level of heat, in fact I'd happily exchange it for this
>>60660711
never
the english are sheeps
>>60660598
>not just picking a few places then wandering around for the rest
>>60660801
>says someone from a less democratic country
So many jokes, so many sneers,
But all those "oh so near's",
Wear you down, through the years,
But I still see that tackle by Moore,
And when Lineker scored, Bobby belting the ball,
And Nobby dancing
Three lions on a shirt,
Jules Rimet still gleaming,
Fifty years of hurt,
Never stopped me dreaming
ITS FUCKING COMING HOME
>>60660774
Maybe both. However, the type of person that holidays in Dubai is a shitneck, I'm sure we can agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>60660071
Fake as fuck. Literally NO WAY even the lowest bottom of the barrel football thug would do this. I bet the lad in the wheelchair was drinking with them prior to being picked up
We're going to stay IN the EU, and you are all going to like it like the good cucks you are.
We are stronger, safer, and richer IN the EU.
So be a good goy and vote REMAIN on the 23rd of June.
>>60660893
it's a fake account lad
ARE VARDY
ENGLISH HOOLIGAN-LADS CONFIRMED AS BEST LADS
Is this even legal tender lads?
>>60660854
no way you believe that
>>60660757
just stopping off on my way back from singapore/kuala lumpur. i can afford a nice hotel to relax for a couple of days so why not?
>>60660916
well done lad, no need to be rude about it though.
so who do i root for? who's the best player on team england?
>>60660954
all the indexes agree
Jimin
7mins to kick-off lads
>>60660933
what they done?
>wearing, only this
Leo's erection knows no bounds
BING BONG BING BONG BING BONG BING BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
might ironically order a pizza
>>60660972
all my indexes are busy with your nan
wew lads
>>60660983
dumb rat
>>60661049
well she's almost 80 you filthy gerontophile
>>60661065
she probably thought minge was some sort of french food
>>60661065
literally /brit/ in real life
just need a few ahh yeses and a rasheed or 2
English through and through but supporting Russia because they are the last bastion against degeneracy
Who here /lovesrussiananthem/?
>>60660983
dongdong best aoa
>>60654303
you're like better versions of Americans. Generally positive reviews 7.5/10
>booing the anthem
english are truly scum
i've decided to cheer for this "Vardy" guy, he seems cool
>>60660994
boo'd the entire Russian anthem
>russians are banned from 4chan
>Russian anthem plays
>chills down spine
>English soft cunt anthem stolen from the Kaiserreich plays
>piss myself laughing
kek
This song is about me 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-C_no42FWY
the english anthem sounds remarkably similar to my own
>>60661065
lol
Was that Pepe?
#ENG+ fans are flying planes into the World Trade Center. Revolting.
ROOTING FOR RUSSIA
What national anthem does northern ireland play in the football?
>>60660937
no
and it's ARE not OAR
>>60661131
they're making a hollywood film about him. 5 years ago he was playing in the 5th division of english football in front of like 900 people.
I have to say, the england fans are on top form and the tournament is just fucking beginning
would be an embarassment if england doesn't win
>>60660893
>Literally NO WAY even the lowest bottom of the barrel football thug would do this.
Mate, as fake as it is. They would.
Read up what they did to Urs Meier
>>60661065
95% sure all of these are made up for no good reason.
>>60661123
she's up there
schoolgirls in that VW ad
Would strongly prefer if the Pakis killed themselves off in their own countries 2bh
>>60661232
GOD BLEASE BE TRUE
BLEEEEEAAAAAASEEE
>>60661208
He looks devastated about this turn of events.
>England vs. Russia is turning into a war between fans on the streets of Marseilles
brits
>>60661232
Uhh
aren't them all memes?
i really thought it was british humor at work
>>60661148
he used to be some handsome :/
>>60659762
only poor people are brainwashed by rap music and they didn't care about education before that anyway
>>60660937
Its not accepeted outside of norn iron
might make a tweet of some made up shit hooligans are doing
how do i tweet
Is the man kicking the ball?
>>60661301
I've never sent a tweet in my life
I really have to sign up to ITV player to watch it? wtf
>>60661270
as dark as the night
>>60661159
fuck off kraut
4 wanks today
think the ZMA supplements make me a bit hornier
>>60661333
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/3?channel=3
don't blame me if you're hauled off for license evasion
did you hear that hooligans burned down the Louvre
>>60661346
FUCK OFF YOU ANGLO SCUM
good lads
>>60661159
>German anthem plays
>nobody sings because they're afraid to show national pride
howling desu
lmao putin personally intervened so some german could play for russia
>>60661412
yeah its the anglos fault
>mcd's player escorts
>player escorts
>escorts
>>60661405
thanks lad, that works pretty well
>>60661405
>"What're you in for?"
>"Uh... TV license evasion."
watching some Emylia Argan videos, she's awesome
>>60661431
one german compared to the dozen of africans england has
lmao
>>60661475
>Martin Luther
???
>>60661499
how many england players were born in africa?
>>60661525
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
unironically supporting England this euro cup. Really would love to see them win it all
SEE THAT FINE EXAMPLE OF RUSSIAN SPORTSMANSHIP
how do russians always look so russian? it's amazing
>>60661232
I looked outside my window and saw Simon Rowntree trying to lunge and grab at the penises of prepubescent boys. Shameful 2bh #UtterNonce
>>60661569
same
>>60661569
I C E L A N D
C
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>>60661560
>Christianity
>religion of peace
ps4 doesn't have ITV lads and don't have any live TV so I'm on my laptop
Can hear all the England fans banging
Fucking brilliant
Still waiting on my Hogwarts invitation lads. Must've been a mix up or something, reckon it'll be here any day now.
someone got my mobile internet banned
no more comfy nightshift posts :-(
>>60661622
inbreeding
>>60661569
I R E L A N D
R
E
L
A
N
D
Why do so many restaurants not have ladies' menus anymore?
>>60661681
amstel mentioned again
why is it in dutch though
>>60661709
M U H
U
H
post spice
>>60661709
>muh 1/36th oirish heritage
>>60661681
your laptop is rather similar to mine senpai
god rooney looks like shit
>>60661745
need a succ
*laughs nervously*
h-hahaha j-just jokin lads
>>60661735
probably me that mentioned it last time lol bought a 4 pack yesterday
>>60661784
T61 crew
>>60661803
he's a scouser what do you expect
>>60661681
Nice dankpad
Hemorrhoids are bleeding again
>>60661837
So is Steve McManaman
He looks good
>>60661825
if i find out that's a lie i will drive my fist so far through your face it will come out the other side
>>60661862
I bet your doctor told you to lay off the buggering for a while
>>60661896
*sweats profusely*
no need for that hahahah
>i take an unironic stance on anything
Some quality ball kicks going on lads loved that kick tgat was at the goal.
Una vela
>>60661405
>What are you in for?
>Robbery, you?
>I killed a man. You, mate?
>Uh...T-TV l-license evasion.
REALLY NEED TO POO
>>60661980
*cheers loudly*
>people take soccer seriously
>>60662092
shameful tbqh
>>60662092
foy
>England team full of pakis and blacks
>Russians all glorious and white.
>>60662166
lmao if England wins
wish we spoke a language the average stupid fucking yank couldn't understand
>>60662292
But you already speak Arabic?
>>60662166
Woy has a fixation with le pacey black men
>>60662334
ahahahahahahahaha
i've seen at least 10x more chicanos on this board than british muslims.
>"""""England""""""
JOY
>>60662434
maybe if native English weren't fat fucks, you'd have a whiter team
>gf been bringing up threesome forever
>never wanted to try it cause thought things might be awkward
>finally say so whats your plan for this threesome
>her plan the entire time was for me to get one of my guy friends and double team her
>i was thinking she meant MFF threesome
what the fuck? does this mean shes cheating on me? She said its not fair for me to be mad, because I was doing the same thing by thinking it was a MFF
new
>>60662527
God, you're all cunts.
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