korean pop edition
cara
>>60662112
>>60662112
>>60662112
>>60662112
for any yanks who decide to post here
postin
President of the European Council, and arch-federalist and anglosphere hater Herman Van Rompuy was giving a class to a group of British students on an Erasmus programme in Brussels.
"Before the class on the dangers of Brexit begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Jean Monnet was the most enlightened being the world has ever known, greater than even Winston Churchill!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, monarchist Royal Marine with over 1500 hours of Royal Protection duty stood up, holding a smartphone. "Where did this phone come from, professor?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite europeanly and smugly replied "Clearly, it came from the EU, like all great inventions."
"Wrong. It was designed in America and made in China, made more expensive for us by EU tariffs. Tariffs designed to protect special interests in a dying continent from a rapidly progressing world"
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of the Treaty of Rome and stormed out of the classroom crying those federalist crocodile tears. If only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the EU had fought hard to prevent individuals having the right to defend themselves so people would rely on the state. Oh how quickly he ran, for he knew his project fear lies would work no longer!
The students applauded and all registered UKIP and accepted Her Majesty the Queen as their divinely rightful ruler. A lion named Lionheart strode into the room and perched atop the Union Jack and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times and Britannia herself showed up and deported all Muslims from across the country. Van Rompuy had lost the most important nation in the EUSSR and was fired from his job the next day. He died in a terrorist attack carried out by the refugees he had welcomed and was cast into the lake of fire for all eternity. Rule Britannia.
Repost this if you're the 53% who still believes "God save the Queen!"
very good edition
>POONEY
lads
>>60662570
good lad
>these yank Hooligans from NYC want to join in on the Marseille banter
How do you respond
>>60662570
*reposts*
Gonna buy a cabin in the mountains and build a bunker under it
KPop is presumably short for Korean Popular Music
But it's not music and it's not popular
Alex
>>60662666
>Yanks doing football hooliganism
they can't even handle basic chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4FjbRBwCwo
never felt like such a fucking cuck in my life
Herro
>Russian hooligans hunt down England fans in sickening street battles in Marseille
hmmm
>>60662666
>My lower class is scummier than your lower class!
>>60662702
>K-pop (an abbreviation of Korean pop; Hangul: 케이팝) is a musical genre originating in South Korea that is characterized by a wide variety of audiovisual elements.
>>60662757
alri
what does alri mean?
>>60662531
this 2bh
>>60662762
>Russian hooligans
>England fans
how are the english not hooligans??
>>60662807
short for alright (are you alright)
>>60662820
english dindu nuffin
gonna buy a bunker and build a cabin on top of it
Ah yes 40 minutes in and nothing has happened riveting"""""""""sport"""""""""
>>60662803
didn't trump say big league, not bigly?
>>60662863
are they not kicking the ball?
>>60662833
didn't really expect a serious answer for at least 20 posts
thanks
>playing this badly against Russia
Ha ha imagine vs a real team like Portugal or Germany.
time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
Oh god I forgot the game!!
>>60662863
did the man kick the ball
>>60662913
i'm not english
dubs and we score
where's the american soccer team at the euro?
>>60662807
It's some god awful scouse slang. alri is short for alright. There's also la, which is short for lad.
>>60662962
Not even a little bit?
dubs and russia win and we all get a tights gf
>>60662987
You have to be in Eurovision to compete, so Iseal is here but you're not
>>60662997
nope
>>60662981
worried
LADS DID THE MAN KICK THE BALL INTO THE DESIGNATED AREA?
>>60663000
fuck off back to /int/
>>60663029
he did haha!
they blatantly break the rules every two minutes. do they have no respect for the sport? imaging being a referee. it'd be like having to babysit a bunch of children
>>60662987
England is the closest thing I suppose
>>60663051
LMAO WHAT A BRILLIANT SPORT
I KNOW NOW WHY IT IS SO POPULAR! IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE ANYONE IN A POVERTY STRICKEN SHITHOLE CAN KICK AROUND A BALL!
>>60663029
not yet
Why do Christian Philosophers exist? Seems like most of life's questions are answered by the bible. If they aren't you can just follow the bible, get into heaven, then ask God
>>60663043
getting very confused in which thread I'm in
>>60663000
Checked
Independence day sequel
not a fan of this gimmick
finna watch some ball kicking
>>60663142
probably because it's all made up nonsense
>>60663051
Do not encourage yanks
>>60663170
all female reboot of ocean's eleven
will be a smashing success
>>60663188
t. le man kicked le ball fan
>>60663043
raining cats and looking at this fucking dog right now
>>60663170
I wonder how it's going to end, maybe they stop the alien invasion, maybe they don't
>watching grown men play a game for children
bit sad innit
bought one (1) katana and one (1) carbon fixed blade knife with brass knuckle hand guard and dual kunai holders at todays anime con
what's the longest overtime a kicktheball game has had?
Did brits like the original independence day?
>>60663211
FOY
>>60663258
prove it
>>60663255
how is that any different from any other sport?
Michael Ballack is doing halftime analysis in Yankland
>>60663255
must be a bit awkward for rooney haha
>>60663258
homoooooooooooooo
>>60663262
uh.. heh, uhh well, uh, yeah I guess
AYO
>>60663255
holy fuck
is that seriously a team in europe?
you're all stupid fucking wankers
>>60663255
why do two of them look exactly the same
Trump tbfwy
>>60663262
I did
I was like 11 when it came out however
>>60663294
uhhhhhhh...... why???? are you being racist???
>0-0
>>60663255
>forster
>black
where did you get this image friendo
>>60663309
That's the worst possible scenario, except Forster isn't black
>>60663262
bit guff if i'm honest
>>60663309
it's the meme image, 9/23 players are black
I gave the sport a shot lads.
Just not enough explosions
>>60663310
yeah? what does that make you?
a megawanker, that's what
>>60663325
IT ALREADY STARTED???
might have ANOTHER cup of tea lads wahey
>>60663325
Good lad.
>>60663321
lol
>>60663360
exactly why i was thinking brits wouldnt have liked it.
i thought it was a fun flick
>>60663346
>You're bringing it home....
>>60663354
it's from /pol/
>>60663382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93B6Q13wfwM
>>60663255
>Two pictures of Studge
>Yanks ask if it's real
Oh you silly yanks.
kek lads my female flatmate is crying because her posh boyfriend dumped her
Apparently they went out for dinner yesterday and she made a huge scene at a restaurant because he insisted on paying and did it when she went to the loo.
Have you ever been in a fight /brit/?
He has reached his cieling
>>60663325
link
>>60663452
you lookin for trouble sunshine?
>>60663452
yeah on the reg
BREXIT 55%
>>60663474
>>60663426
>>60663449
Jesus
>>60663452
No.
Delete your account.
>>60663452
I have, not since 2009 though
Gonna build a bunker and at the bitter end of it all none of you are invited
>>60663452
yeah when someone was talking shite about the seattle sounders and my firm fought theirs
>>60663497
How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up--and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted?
RAPEFUGEES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36507138
>>60663449
now's your time to shag her lads
Romney BTFO
*puts 33,000 emails in the recycle bin*
ah yes, nobody will find them now
>>60663521
What's the Sounders' firm called?
>>60663309
>>60663255
haha
>>60663533
>RAPE FUGEES
Bit harsh, their music is ok
>>60663497
utterly appalling how many neanderthal yanks leapt on to that as making hilary look good
12 year old twitter girls in fandoms make better retorts
>>60663554
HE WALKS LIKE A PENGUIN!
love the half time analysis lads
WELL MAN KICKEE THE BALL TO MAN WHO KICKED THE BALL LETS CHECK OUT THAT KICK BALL REPLAY AH YES A BEAUTIFUL BALL KICK
>>60663452
Yeah I grew up in a Polish commie block area I had to fight all the time.
>>60663575
Kek
>>60663533
Even the title is bullshit.
>Three men deny sex assault
>Read a few lines down
>There was actually 4 of them
>>60663479
why
>>60663499
how come?
>>60663521
there's hooliganism in america?
sophie
time to smoke some more lads
you, friends, fun, betting
hot girls, you're hot, bet more
expensive cars, ass, betting, ass
money, you in a tuxedo, threesomes, vodka, pussy, betting, betting, betting, you, bet, vegas, fun!
pussy, you in a tuxedo fucking this girl, vodka, bet bet bet bet BET IT ALL YOU FUCKING PUSSY
MORE TUXEDOS MORE CARS MORE PUSSY MORE VODKA BET BET BET
BET
...
please bet responsibly
>>60663570
Me on the left
>>60663611
two charged
>>60663613
I got attacked from behind late one night in 2009 when I was walking home, hit the guy so hard I broke my hand
Never had cause to fight since then
>>60663643
Got a tenner on Kane FGS
>>60663664
Why did he attack you
>>60663533
>screened and vetted by the UN
wow it's fucking nothing
>>60663694
no idea, he was just some complete drunkard, his face was already covered in blood so he'd obviously been fighting already that night
>>60663533
>lefties will side with the syrian rapists over the 14 year old victims
this guy has cancer now
https://www.instagram.com/p/3BE9y6pNa2/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
>>60663303
>t. person without one (1) katana and one (1) carbon fixed blade knife with brass knuckle hand guard and dual kunai holders
DID YOU SEE THAT MAN EXTEND HIS FEMUR AND TIBIA TO IMPART MOTION ON THE SPHERICAL OBJECT?
>>60663724
Odd 2bh
DOG FUCKING THIS AT LOOK!
At the moment Wales has more points than England
They're kicking the ball but it's just not going in the right places
>grow some plants
>Police say I grew the wrong sort of plants
>Now in prison
Ah yes very impressive
if they kick the ball into the crowd does the person who catches it get to keep it?
t. ignorant american
>>60663452
Yes. I went to a party with people I barely even knew. It was the typical "red cup and beer pong" party you see in American movies. Anyways, I was a rookie at going to parties, so I awkwardly walked around sipping on canned beer. They ran out of beer, so I started sipping on beers I found sitting on cabinets. I drank a beer and it had a cigarette in it.
Apparently, the owner of the house didn't like that. And, he's also a a crackhead who took steroids. He got in my face and yelled, "I don't like you." The next thing I know, the whole party (probably 50+ people in his house)
Before he could swing, his friend hits me from behind with his arm, which was in a cast. The owner starts wailing on me, and just then, a guy pulls me away and rushes me outside.
The owner of the house later went on to be arrested after he was high on cocaine and trying to rob an 18 wheeler trucker
>>60663884
>own some metal for eating
>decide I also want to own some metal fro propelling other bits of metal
>arrested
Ah yes
>>60663884
>stick penis inside female who has been alive for fewer rotations around the sun than has been arbitrarily set
>now in prison
hmmmm
>>60663916
Technically you're supposed to give it back but yeah.
>>60663920
Sounds like you shouldn't have been there in the first place
just did a scream
haha bit frustrated with my life
>mix some chemical compounds in my lab
>Police say I mixed the wrong sort of chemicals
>Now in prison
doing a lonely
might have a xanax and a can of alcoholic lager beer
>>60663761
this is my single favorite sketch of his desu
https://twitter.com/BoringMilner/status/741715091008172032
>type some words
>police say he typed the wrong sort of words
>now Poleaboo is going to prison
>>60663916
in this game probably yes because they have ballboys throwing balls back out as soon as a ball goes out of play, so if it went into the crowd nobody would really notice if you caught and kept it
>>60664059
very intriguing. if i caught a ball i would immediately deflate it and try to hide it
>>60663975
Yeah, I really shouldn't have. Looking back, i should have introduced myself to the owner. I was new at the school, and was going there with a friend I had just made. It was one of those parties where people show up randomly and leave randomly. There were probably 100 people there. Some of them got it on video and managed to pass the video around the school. I had a black eye too
>>60663521
LMAO I watched sounders lose 3-0 to Vancouver and the confrontations between opposition fans after the game were laughable, someone was walking around holding his vancouver flag and everyone ignored him until one sounder piped up "oh yeah i bet you only started supporting them last week!"
>ah yes I can't eat food until the earth has reached a specific rotation because a man in the desert said so a thousand years ago.
>>60664065
Aren't you supposed to be 6'4 with blonde hair and blue eyes
got 3 pornos downloading
I refuse to believe that Swedes were once Vikings
I've always preferred the warrior tradition of the British anyway
the government has no right to say what I can or can't own
>kick a leather ball into a nylon net
>Now I'm paid 6 million a week
Hmmm
>touch genitals with another human
>police say the Earth hasn't orbited the Sun enough times since that human was born
>now in prison
>>60663613
very demanding line of work
>>60664108
Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen to me, everyone, and understand this. 15 Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.” [16] [f]
17 After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. 18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
>>60664197
Does this mean sucking willy is ok
>post image of the human body
>janitor sees it
>now i'm b&
>can't score against fucking Russia
Looooooooool
Why didn't this get another season lads
3 episodes is pathetic for a show that was this decent
>>60663782
I live in Scotland, it happens from time to time
Taiwanese pop?
>>60664172
>be in the elite percentage skill wise in a profession that everyone is interested in
>get paid lots
why does this surprise you?
>>60664297
Because Robert Webb and the Janny hate each other now, that's why Peep Show ended
>>60664360
>elite percentage skill wise in leather ball kicking is worth millions
ah yes
>>60664385
they are literally making a new show together right now
WHY HAVEN'T WE SCORED A GOAL YET AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60664108
>this girl has only existed for 5839 earth revolutions so if you find her attractive you are a sick pervert who belongs in prison
>this girl has existed for 5840 earth revolutions so you are free to fuck her any way you want
>>60664396
yes, because its a massive industry that generates a lot of money. why does this surpise you?
>>60664358
>unpopular opinion
she's an overdeveloped 16 year old who's actually quite boring
I could kick the ball better than these kickers of the ball!!
>Why yes, I take the opinions of stupid, professional jocks very seriously.
>>60664410
cause you're shit
>be very good at imparting positive motion on a spherical object while the lower class make high decibel vocalisations
>Paid millions
Ah yes
>>60664439
So does 4chan and the Janny gets paid fuck all.
>>60664297
quite partial to Shivani
bit worried about jade lads she's cutting people out of her life ad acting a bit mental in geeral
>>60664493
no it does not.
>>60664500
who the fuck is jade
Business idea: kick ball
the state of english ball kicking
>>60664548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iziZp3r8MPU
>fail to kick ball in net
>Still get told that was spectacular
>Wayne POOney
>Adam Lollana
Im trying to do a wank but i can hear my brother and his mates laughing and talking in his room. Quite distracting desu.
Business idea: buy around 30 men who are good at kicking the ball, some t shirts and shorts for them to wear and a patch of grass for them to kick the ball on. Make them kick the ball better than everyone else.
well...Rooney came close there
>>60664589
>First world white woman who is so bored with her life that she converts to a "mystical exotic" eastern religion
Just one step lower than the typical "karma is for real" white women in America
>>60664650
I REALLY want a guy to do a big cum in my mouth. Not a black guy though.
nutmegged
FUCK
>England score
>hear neighbours screaming with joy out the window
lel
Football status:
coming home [x]
Not coming home [ ]
Gol
ball went into designated area
BOOM
>Russhite
Hooliganism in marseille is quite embarrassing desu thinking about it
why did they all run over to that table after kicking the ball in the designated area?
>>60664698
NA NA NA
We're unironically going to win the whole fucking thing, aren't we?
We've never been able to close out tricky games like this against opponents who sit back, now we are.
IT'S FUCKING COMING HOME LADS
business idea: score goals
>England win by refball.
Sxreencap this post
>>60664738
pay renparations
COMING HOME STATUS: IT'S
congrats guys
in the german thread we're just talking about the green youth saying footballpatriotism increases nationalism and xenophobia according to a professor so we should stop waving flags
so i'm really hoping you guys win as much as possible
>>60664788
Could have done with you as manager for the last decade or so
>70 minutes of not scoring
>get a ref balled freekick
>it's coming home
ok
England have played better than any other team in the competition so far, especially in the first 45 minutes.
>>60664805
At least there was tons of banter
>a single goal against _____russia______
Ah yes it's coming home
>>60664862
reported :/
>>60664360
when did he express surprise?
>>60664834
SCOTKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
england > russia
diversity wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMhkYlS33c
>>60664916
>constantly calling me scottish
you truly are a spastic
Does she support England Wales or Korea?
>>60664965
LOVING how bitter you are la hahaha
>>60664973
She supports my cock
>commentators talking about proper tactics on getting fouled
Ah yes great """""sport""""""
>France beat Romania by one goal
Very impressive, worthy favourites, always going to be a tough game
>Wales beat Slovakia by one goal
Absolutely incredible, potential dark horses, stunning performance
>England beat Russia by one goal
M-meaningless, r-refball
>>60665095
don't recall anyone saying that
Did you see that ludicrous display tonight?
the last time i watched soccer was when germany scored on brazil like five times in two minutes
>>60665145
t. Angus McHaggis
>England, Wales, and even NI in Euro 2016
>Scotland not in Euro 2016
kek
>90% of games end in a 0-0 tie
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me
no one would fuck with the sounders firm.
we would lay your ass out
>Please Allah, anyone but England!
>all the kpop plastic itt
so even if you guys take charge you will exterminate yourselves right?
>>60665095
>not thinking it was refball
I was born in Russia so im biased and absolutely fucking livid right now. Eat a cock you muslim faggot. At least our team is white.
>>60665240
>muh heritage
>>60665230
t. Ahmed al-Alemani
>bomb just went off
EXPLOSION
A FUCKING GUNSHOT
did i just hear an explosion?
PANIC
