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Previous: >>60651625
alri lads
you better win smelly cunts
I don't want to loose my money
korean pop
Reminder that Hitler wanted to be bffs with Churchill because he was the worlds biggest britboo but Churchill repeatedly declined and sent brits in to get slaughtered anyway.
>>60653443
ari lad
brazil
actual thread
>>60653453
>>60653453
>>60653453
Heterochromia very noticeable today lads
>>60653474
looks comfy
glad NI and Wales qualified 2bh.
fuck Scotland though. pleased they shat themselves.
what is your poo to wank ratio /brit/? i normally have one of each per day
>>60653498
No thanks.
>>60653509
can't wait till you get knocked out of the groups
>>60653498
fuck off
>>60653498
bet you're one of those pakis who sells fake watches outside chungking mansions
>>60653533
1.5 poos per wank i suppose
>>60653498
fuck off mong
>>60653533
4:1 at least
>>60653520
>i'm running out
>sweaty pepe
>>60653547
>>60653554
>>60653556
>>60653564
wew never gotten this many (You)'s in one update
>>60653598
no worries x
>>60653588
she is about 16 in this picture
>>60653449
Who is this
>>60653598
fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ you bender
lads
it's hell on earth
>>60653447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccT7yslqOdA
>>60653629
this is more /hm/, get it right
just got political correctness sectioned finally
someone had to do something
>>60653627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k39QlcXOmL0
nana
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1ECdGT4-LU
Emo/pop punk come back when?
>>60653647
whats happening
>>60653612
pic.
>>60653629
>t r i g g e r e d.
>>60653682
>tfw oc comeback never
>lizzy will never be a healthy weight again
got some poo on my ballbag
think im getting sick lads
fucks sake
>>60653614
Good if anything that makes it better
>>60653727
and lizzy is only getting worse
>>60653696
the lads are having a little riot with french coppers
>>60653696
English fans being attacked in France but the French authorities then teargassing the English fans because muh hooligans.
interesting roads
>>60653696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6IUCO80d8A
>>60653740
are these real?
skyscanner makes me laugh sometimes
yes it's recommending i fly from london city to manchester via amsterdam
>>60653773
You can CTRL + drag to get a different angle
>>60653682
She causes a stirring in my pants
>>60653804
Fuck off yank.
>>60653804
I hope they aren't
>>60653810
why aren't you using google flights you daft mug
practising my spanish
*cough*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>60653831
this has nothing to do with you
>>60653810
desu i once had booked treviso - rome - milano - liverpool because it was all cheaper in the same day. but then it was a good price treviso - liverpool so booked that as well.
>>60653681
You and Portugal can unite then. Good show lad.
So progressive!
>hidden in the depths of Youtube are several playthrough videos of minecraft, dead space, halo, oblivion and fatal frame me and my autistic friends made when we were 12/13
OH GOD THE CRINGE
We wanted to be like 4playerpodcast so much
>tfw one of my best m8s who isnt into politics at all told me last night when we were having a few beers at his house hes decided to vote out of the EU because this paki charged us 80 quid for a taxi when we went london the other week
>>60653911
still a child now then
>>60653911
>minecraft
good times
>>60653879
Allah turns you into a pig.
>>60653453
>>60653453
>>60653453
We're all in here lads
who here would rather have a gf with a beautiful, strong penis than one with a nasty, stinky vagina? anyone who genuinely enjoys having anything to do with that revolting, stagnant little hole is probably mentally ill.
Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.
A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.
So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.
>>60653965
Err. No.
feeling a bit anxious
I fucking hate vice and its affiliates
it seems to represent the very worse of vapid millennial culture
>>60653911
As far as I know there are two videos of me on jewtube, one where I'm the lead in a play and another where I'm the performer in a music video.
I can't even bring myself to search for them.
>>60653911
>minecraft
>dead space
>12
ummmm
>>60653911
fuck off child
>>60653942
Sound lad.
have quite literally never met a muslim before.
are they as bad as people say?
>>60653942
Ah yes very learned
>>60654047
love seeing yanks try their hardest to interpret the EU
>The more time I spend here, the more I find Asians attractive
Please stop posting Asians.
>ywn be a football hooligan
feels bad man
>when your 40 years into urbanisation and chill and he starts putting cloverleaf junctions everywhere
just IMAGINE it lads
>>60653965
Maybe next time baby.
>>60654052
passed through a muzzie infested area in bristol a while ago, they were all loud and getting in fights with each other
>>60654090
absolutely guarantee you i know more about the EU than you do. loads of research on it
>>60654047
based ben, the ten ton terror of tel aviv
>>60653911
There's some cringeworthy video of some acting me and some friends did, I struggle to get through it.
Then there are some videos of me and friends making smoke grenades and lighting them.
I 'm more worried about the dumb shit I said in video comments the most.
>>60653990
>anyone with a different opinion to me is mentally ill
>>60654038
>>60654011
>>60653948
Im 19 lads
We were doing lets plays and livestreams before it was cool. This was back in 2009/10
kush from afghanistan
>>60654097
the ruskies killed one of us
>>60654047
this is good
>>60654136
guarantee you're a fucking dolt
>>60654154
still a child desu lad.
>>60654052
>yanks
>>60654090
fuck off you cringe cunt
>>60654154
Good luck with your GCSEs
>>60654154
I was 19 when youtube was created
fuck I'm old
welsh football fans > english football fans
>>60654169
WHAT
>>60654090
>I have no argument but you're a yank so therefore you're wrong
>>60654136
lad, we're being bombarded with statistics and facts about the EU on a daily basis. the average briton knows far more than the average yank cartoon artist.
love how arrogant yanks are desu. never change.
england fans are a disgrace
>>60654154
>Im 19
Fuck off child
>>60654154
so you just proved my point
fuck off child
>>60654097
Why not lad?
Noticed fedoraposting is starting to die off. Really great to see we're over that immaturity.
hahahaha
>>60654154
ummmm... okay sweetie xx
forgot to take the teabag out me tea lads
>>60654215
we're only having a bit of banter
the russians are out to kill us
>hahaha
>>60654248
>fedorabait
We saved Europe once, and we will do it again with Brexit.
>>60654007
I was in a runescape music video in 2008 with my clan. Wish i could find it, it was actually pretty good.
60654248
Don't take the bait
@60654248
Desperate stuff
what's a hymen?
>>60654248
>Noticed fedoraposting is starting to die off.
>Really great to see we're over that immaturity.
>>60654310
homosexual greeting
>>60654232
i'm an amputee, got two rotated feet as knees
>>60654279
VERY good post
>>60654310
bags of sand
Now then white bois and paki lads.
>>60654052
depends where you, we have a few dozen in my town and they all seem alright. I have worked with plenty and all except one were ok, and he was mad i think anyway. If you go to the midlands or up north it might be different, same with some areas of London.
>>60654279
That was a bit clever tbqh
>>60654047
Based Ben "pulling the trigger on every nigger" Garrison.
>>60654327
Seems like a reasonable obstacle.
>>60654342
was unironically eating one of these a few minutes ago
Off out in 1 hour.
Wish me look on getting a slag.
>>60654313
Dance monkey, dance.
lads, looked down at my skin and it's black
never noticed i was a nigger before, haha how did i miss that hahaha
*doesn't notice he's wearing sunglasses*
quite scared we're gonna leave the EU lads
would be shit to have to jump through loads of hoops to move to based denmark
>Donald
>From the Gaelic name Domhnall which means "ruler of the world"
>>60654408
Bought one the size of a football from the local green grocer for £2.
Bargain.
guy in white ded
>>60654310
a song you sing at church
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
>tfw you won the lottery of life and were born English
>>60654404
someone shoop kevs face on the one on the right
>>60654404
Why is a fireman doing that?
>>60654295
Holy shit i found this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POQL9Lv-GhI
Good times. The leader (cooliokid) stopped being a chilled lvl 3 skiller and got into PvP instead and became a cunt. Thats when the clan fell apart and i quit RS :,(
remember when wretch 32 was really really popping off a few years ago
man ain't gettin any views anymore
the industry is cruel
>>60654213
I'm not the average briton though. I know more than anyone in here about the EU.
Literally did a thesis on it for my economics degree
>>60654425
>Domhnall Drumpf
*talks about the weather*
So lads, unironically, what do you think of Rumanians over here?
I'm one of those myself with a Brit bf and have done my undergrad and PhD here but fear people will just deport and attack me at every corner now reading mailsaurs comments.
>>60654448
Can't tell who is fighting who, or are they just beating up anyone because football fans are top level plebs?
>>60654448
where are you finding these?
>>60654421
I have same issue, planning to move abroad next spring but this has shit things right up.
>>60654448
>Twatting people when they're down
I don't even know which side they are but that is nigger behaviour.
>>60654448
are we the ones getting knocked out or the other way around
>>60654404
Looks like a zoo animal
>>60654404
Wew lad
Look at that firemans flares on his trousers
The 70s called, they want their fashion back
>>60654533
>>60654512
russians beating up english and running
>>60654459
The rest of the world really are a bunch of lazy plebs.
Its funny how what time it is directly correlates with the type of posting
Its a beautiful saturday night in the UK and most people are out enjoying it with friends..
Yet the lot in here are so clearly bitter and full of angst because they are stuck in on a saturday with no friends and no future.
Fucking pathetic
>>60654404
westmids?
>>60654512
Top level plebs really, enough of a core on every side is there to kick off with the locals or other fans.
might do a dna test to make sure im white lads
>>60654507
All of the punting websites always say to avoid Romanian escorts.
>>60654533
>we
The French should just carpet bomb those cunts, nothing of value will be lost.
got no mates leds
>>60654528
>nigger behaviour.
Russians are literally white niggers.
>>60654574
no one's out enjoying it with friends we're watching the fucking euros you wasteman
we're going out at 8 to watch england you fucking pleb
come to the fucking ends and say that shit to my face, you wouldn't last a fucking day on road.
i'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. don't say stuff and not follow up on it. i'll be waiting
>>60654574
it's raining
>>60654574
>night
it's barely past 5pm, yank
>>60654533
i was watching the stream earlier, there are literal armies of russians running around and battering any english they see, we're getting hammered
>>60654574
All me.
>>60654618
Rasheed
>>60654507
some of you are rather good looking
WALES
A
L
E
S
BALE
A
L
E
>>60654618
Hello Rasheed
GARETH BALE
>>60654636
what stream?
>>60654626
yeah everyone is at pubs or with friends watching the euros
billynomates detected
>>60654596
That jew is escaping!
>>60654574
>Its a beautiful saturday night in the UK
It's 5:11pm, raining and everyone is organising their weekend around the football you absolute knobhead.
*inhales smoke from a cigarette laced with cannabis*
ah yes, very good
>>60654686
no you fucking pard we watch the england game at the pub
that doesn't start until 8
>>60654533
Russians BTFOing chavvy English gobshites.
>>60654618
Paki.
>>60654712
You wanna put that out m8? There are children around
Yeah, Bale and all, but that goalkeeping was awful
>>60654686
Are you that faggot from the other thread that pretended to be a brit on "vacation"?
>>60654655
>>60654664
>savages fighting over imagined slights
Am I describing muslims or football fans?
>>60654574
forgot to go desu
combined euros and queen's birthday thing
any excuse for a bbq and drinking
>>60654686
Americans are nothing but cringe.
>>60654721
>we
yeah im sure
lads
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/10/nigel-farage-calm-down-eu-referendum-debate-young-people
voting leave is objectively the incorrect choice
>>60654752
You're describing your own Rasheed delusions.
Dance your cares away.
Worrys for another day.
Let the music play.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
me and mah Cat t b h lads.
>>60654752
But it was muslims who started that entire thing by attacking English fans.
>>60654631
hehehehehe
>>60654752
Muslims
>>60654768
you have no friends and no future. kys
will be missing the kickball because of a family dinner desu
hue hue hue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
>>60654794
>The Big Bang Theory
Oh dear oh dear
will be missing the divegrass because of better things to do desu
>>60654784
>http://www.theguardian
>brits dont start drinking until 8
soft
>>60654829
Breaking your fast together Rasheed?
>>60654794
Is that a poster for the Bakshi Rings film?
wanking to womens arseholes
>>60654883
no, oddly enough
>>60654845
>not watching bbt when you're preparing to get pissed.
>>60654829
fuck off paki
Wish I wasn't a skeleton so I could start getting /fit/ straight away
>>60654794
>The Bongo Bongo Theoratus
Good one
Imagine what Russia 2018 is going to be like after this lads, can't fucking wait
>>60654827
I have plenty of friends and this tactic is childish.
My immediate future involves whipped cream and your mother.
that Christina Grimmie girl was a qt
>Football commentator mentioned "Aberdeen"
This triggers Poleaboo
>>60654896
Yes.
Forgot to watch the rugger desu
>>60654915
Make me
Your women are mine, your country is mine, your football is not mine because it's shit.
lagunitas please
Who has the best hair, Bale, Allen or Ramsey?
don't ever shine your beam of conscience unto him
>>60654977
Gordon, without a doubt
wish I had body fat
>>60654929
Just had 4 jaffa cakes and a cornetto, /fit/ diet's going well today weheyy
>>60654977
do you mean worst?
>>60654980
Haha that's fucking disturbing.
>hahah oi mate goin to watch our shite footy and get fukin pissed!!
Ah yes, sounds like quite a useful night!
>>60654938
Let's hope they spend the next two years getting fit and training for a rumble.
It will be great to watch from the sidelines.
>>60655040
Hello >>>/v/
>>60655037
this desu
spending my evening at the migrant centre, handing out keys and deeds
>tfw Ramadan overlaps with the Euros
>tfw watching football all day before opening your fast with a glorious meal
>tfw will be watching football on Eid
>tfw the kaffir will never know this feel
just found out i missed trooping the colour
for FUCK sake lads
>>60655037
The entertainment comes from being with your friends, you no life autist.
>>60655069
fuck off paki
>>60655051
>filtering råsheed
RÃ¥sheed
>>60655069
Or I could just eat what I want all day you Rasheed cunt
>>60655093
says the lad posting on 4chan on a saturday night. lmao
im sure you're going out though and meeting up with all your mates. youll probably pull too right?
@60655069
>>60655045
Tell me about it, I'm not even a football fan but I love watching it when it all kicks off.
>>60655051
I choked.
>>60655101
>fuck off paki
>>60655072
Imagine having that cannon dropped on your bollocks
>>60655123
>Or I could just eat what I want all day you Rasheed cunt
Americans really are the shittiest posters.
>>60655051
>he only sees five posts per thread
>>60655170
>not rolling over your bollocks from the recoil
>>60655148
>>60655178
t. cultural marxist
>There is so little to do in the UK that jamming into a packed dark pub and watching a below average football team is something that gets their entire country excited
Sad. Such a boring, grey, little shithole.
>tfw no sports bars in the U.S.
>>60655181
Pretend normies are the worst posters*
>>60655209
its poleaboo you twat
>>60655181
They're just fucking boring
>>60655209
>t. cultural marxist
Wait so Poleaboo has all these filters so all we have to do to make sure he never replies to any of us ever again is include one of the keywords?
Wish I was in Marseille with the lads, cracking paki and russian skulls and annoying potatoniggers
>>60655245
My name is MONICA, you tiny little man
>>60655267
No, the filter post was a reply to Poleaboo
lads do you think if i take a screenshot of this birds snapchat story like a minute before it expires will she see
>>60655302
Doubtful lad
>>60655297
>Manletboo projecting
>>60655280
russians are running round with machetes now
>>60655302
do it three seconds before it expires, to make sure
>Wish I was in Marseille with the lads, cracking paki and russian skulls and annoying potatoniggers
>>60655297
i'm 6'2 you little paki manlet
don't you DARE reply to me ever again
>>60655302
How does snapchat work?
Poleaboo knows the Polish girls snapchat
How do I get something out of that?
dont reply to him
fuck her don't care about her anyway
>>60655302
Get a screen recording app, turn it on before you open snapchat and then take a screenshot of the resulting video
>>60655323
I'm above average height
>>60655339
>>60655339
>6'2
obvious lie
Guessing you're 5'6.5
>>60655216
There are entire states full of yanks that obsess over amateur level sporting events.
Brexit shits on suicide watch.
who /South Africa v Ireland/ here?
>>60655328
Why do niggers always have to take things a step too far?
>Booting people when they are down
>Running around with machetes in a drunken punch up
Russians really are sub-humans.
>>60655386
delete your account
my wrists look like this
The English getting smashed all over by the Ivans, kek
>>60655328
Literally just white niggers
>>60655405
lanky bitch
>>60655386
Probably one of the most retarded posts I have ever seen from a politician.
>>60655363
fuck why didn't i think of this sooner
>>60655405
Mine are slightly skinnier and I have small hands.
>>60655482
pics x
>>60655405
Jesus fuck, you look Auschwitz mode.
new joddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjcbJX9Mbc4
>>60655495
>>60655438
The problem is the wrists, its genetic and you can't change it. You can only get larger forearms
>>60655386
>Altmann
It looks to me like Boris Johnson is a Tory tool for getting us out of the Eu so that they have more freedom to kill the Poor and extract wealth from the public. Cameron is lying as usual about staying in but he doesnt care because Boris is set to replace him anyway as planned and, when was he ever held to account for lying? This referendum is such a sham. There are actual payed up meps who were against Scotland leaving but openly admit they want the UK to stay in the Eu. ITS CALLED THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU FOOLS! If you dont like it go and live somewhere else. As usual we are all looking in the wrong place for something we dont even need and it suits the elite just fine because they can continue to screw us.
>The bitter Scotcuck who always pops up here
>>60655371
>obvious lie
>Guessing you're 5'6.5
pic related
jealous you little 5'9 manlet?
>>60655439
Probably one of the most retarded posts I have ever seen from a poster here
>>60655518
Every fucking time.
If you havent cum inside of a girls mouth yet you havent lived
inb4 poofs talk about guys mouths as if it counts
>>60655386
Is she gauding people into overruling the tories?
good on her
https://www.periscope.tv/sidnaaissa13/1OyJAnjRQMNxb
the pakis are attacking us lads
>>60655386
>don't disobey your betters
>>60655549
Paki.
>>60655570
don't knock cum in your mouth until you've tried it
>>60655515
im the same way mate, puny wrists, and yeah youre right even if you get jacked youre just going to have bigger forearms, wrists stay the same
>>60655386
We are Brexit. Where do you people come from? This entire site is brexxit. Didn't you see Nige's portrait on the way in?
New:
>60655572
>60655572
>60655572
>60655572
>>60655570
>girls
>good at sucking cock
feel sorry for str8 bois
>>60655570
impossible for me to cum in the presence of a girl
>>60655606
good one
>>60655534
A picture of your sisters boyfriends passport doesn't prove anything
Oops. New:
>>60655572
>>60655572
>>60655572
>>60655572
>>60655606
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>60655549
Hello Rasheed.
>>60655631
Not an argument
>>60655555
Sexy
>>60655606
Classic
>>60655623
I have yet to get face when in a spitroast.
Idk. bit odd watching a guy pounding. Feels a bit gay.
