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Aus-Ro union when? edition.
Previous: >>60653399.
poop
kpop
what kind of stupid edition is this supposed to be you mongrel
>>60655634
>n-no! t-that can't be your passport! i-i won't b-believe it!
why are manlets so pathetic?
>>60655688
racists aren't welcome here
You lads watching the footy?
When Poleaboos 4chan pass becomes unbanned he is going to use it exclusively in conjunction with VPNs
Probably post under a Polish flag with a Mark Harding inspired trip
>>60655656
foy
>>60655686
listening to anything lad?
whats going on in that periscope? very choppy, think my internets being shit
>>60655688
delete your account
lads
>>60655732
no lol
>>60655744
not at the moment
Anybody know how to stop the guilt that comes after wanking to pictures of your ex? Haha
is this rioting going to delay the match in anyway?
gave my cade a bath
do not engage him
>>60655784
Me either
just deleted my 4chan Gold account
the hidden pics and prestige boards aren't worth it any more 2bh
who /skinny wrists/ here
Sweet Caroline
OH OH OH
Good times never seemed so good
the Welsh fans are booing Rule Britannia
lmao
>>60655823
It's too late, we are getting married and there is nothing you can do
>>60655801
Lets see the pics. We'll consider this together lad.
>>60655791
fair lad
>>60655836
how was Auschwitz?
>>60655836
haha
pathetic white boy
>>60655836
16cm here.
>>60655883
wrists are genetic, the rest of the arm is diet
>>60655890
DELETE THIS!
>>60655904
>wrists are genetic
Iktf
Damn Irish
I was in Washington, Iowa...
Trying to keep up with the Wales game on /sp/ but they post far too fucking fast.
>>60655836
Just get a Casio m8
>>60655948
but I left my heart in Milwaukee
>I'll pick you up at 6
>will text when I set off
>5:45
>still not set off
....
>>60655836
Please tell me you are female, I would feel too sorry for you if you weren't.
>>60655953
why?
nothing worthwhile will be said there
Just listen to the tv/radio commentary for insight and a bit of banter
>>60655979
dont care
SLAG
>>60655846
I don't understand.
>>60656038
get your tits off my hotplate
>>60656020
fuck off
>>60656020
she's also a paki
opinion binned.
>>60656020
how is brexit nihilistic?
>>60656028
No need to be jealous that I'm going to be 7 inches deep in some fanny come 1am
>>60656065
>ben garrison
lmao
>>60656088
Hmm, well NOW I care.
...not
>>60656020
Did she really just string together a group of words that she thought sounded intelligent
just sharted all over my bollocks
>>60656088
FONT
>Hmm, well NOW I care.
>...not
Just finished my first year at university and I made ZERO friends. Not any acquaintances either
>>60656065
based ben
Arguably the better Hitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CADoG-gu5Zk
>>60656197
Join some societies.
>>60656196
all me
>4545445.jpg
getting /fit/ is insanely complicated
so much conflicting info and confusing terms
>>60655846
>Twitter getting all pissy about a bit of football craic
What a bunch of shirtlifters. They're crying about English fans chanting "No surrender to the IRA" as well. Absolute willies to get offended at that.
>>60656197
You must have acquaintances
>>60656249
track calories and get int' gym lad
i learnt the rest as i went on
>>60656249
Calories in > calories out + lifting + cardio = fit
Unless you're fat, in which case, it's calories out > calories in.
>>60656294
>>60656301
I will not be clicking these links.
You. Have. Wasted. Your. Time.
>>60656197
how? literally how? i was a raging spacker when i started yet still came out of first year with a good circle of friends. didnt even try either, they just came to me.
>>60656249
The only thing that I hate is tracking calories
>>60656197
Poleaboo thinks normie shits like you should fuck off
I suffered that same fate 5 years over, every year I thought that this would be the year I'd turn it around only to be met with misery and failure
The worst part was the realisation that no one wanted to be my friend, that I never had a chance and shouldn't have even tried
and then the revelation that my acquaintances were playing me, they were disgusted by me and simply using me for their own ends
>reinstall minecraft for the first time in about 18 months
when did they add bears to it?
>>60656303
>actors opinions will sway people
028
125
247
>>60656303
Well, no, it doesn't. I'm a gay Rumanian with a British bf. We can't move to Romania if we want to enjoy the same standard of living.
>>60656303
fucking poofters always make it about them arrogant cunts
>>60656191
>Central asians have no penis
confirmed
>England plays Russia
>frogs are surprised their Fans are chimping out
These are literally the most nigger tier football Fans, are French notoriously retarded
>>60656306
>>60656327
Yeah I'm a twig now so I have to wait till I'm not a twig and then I can start
Just hope I don't get a fatter belly and everything else stays skinny
>Poleaboo thinks normie shits like you should fuck off
Stopped reading here
Fuck off Amer
>>60656337
pics of you and the bf
>>60656249
no it isn't
>>60656337
Gyppo degenerate
>>60656372
The french are subhuman
>>60656306
What does cardio do?
my pits are producing a wretched pong
>>60656372
There's a general about them chimping out on spee
>brother is watching rugby game in next room
>shouts at players telling them what to do
>literally demands explanations as to why they didn't do what he said
>>60656377
Fuck off, Carl
I know it's you, I know it's always been you and I know what you said about me behind my back
You spread my story to anyone who would listen
Thai for dinner
tfw
not even that hot atm but i'm sweating buckets anyway tbf
>After the German invasion of the Soviet Union in June 1941, Hitler's preoccupation with the Pan-Germanic plan began to fade, although the idea was never abandoned. As the foreign volunteers of the Waffen-SS were increasingly of non-Germanic origin, especially after the Battle of Stalingrad, among the organization's leadership (e.g. Felix Steiner) the proposition for a Greater Germanic Empire gave way to a concept of a European union of self-governing states, unified by German hegemony and the common enemy of Bolshevism.[156] The Waffen-SS was to be the eventual nucleus of a common European army, where each state would be represented by a national contingent.
hmmmmmmmmmm
VOTE OUT
>>60656416
heart and lung gains
>>60656420
I know who can sort that out
>>60656460
Poleaboo thinks you should drop some weight you fat bastard
>>60656455
What are you having?
look at this fucking cuck
>>60656493
Thai
>>60656497
nah I'm alright actually
don't say thai
don't say thai
>>60656493
idk desu, going to a restaurant
usually get something with seafood
thai
>>60656416
Clue's in the name m8. Improves your cardiovascular system.
>>60656398
>>60656372
/fr/ isn't surprised. Froglads are chill af.
Don't cause strife lads.
>>60656497
maybe she's right and we should leave
>>60656373
Wait until you're not a twig to start what?
*squeals and dives into the bushes*
Honestly don't think I would mind having a cute gf to kiss and cuddle who loved me and enjoyed spending time with me.
>>60656569
>Don't bully the French every change you get
Fuck off with your proxy.
>>60656583
yes it's quite nice x
Net migration of 350,000 a year has no effect on housing. If there aren't enough it's the tories fault for not building enough houses!
>planning application for 1000 homes on the fields next to my house
>starts petition to stop it happening
ah yes
>>60656577
*bushes prove to be no protection against my shotgun*
>>60656020
Maybe if she had been in the UK for 50 shed realize it's a comparative paradise for shitheads like her. She should go back to the progressive society of Pakistan and bask in it's religion of peace.
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
look at this fucking dog
>>60656541
Hope its nice x
>>60656623
Who is gonna build the houses when you kick the Poles out?
dad won't shut up about the tories
My ASMR waifu is in Germany and does videos outside all the time, but I never see any refugees.
She goes out and gets drunk alone but has never been gangraped.
I think the news are over-exaggerating the number & impact of migrants desu
>>60656652
xox
How was yours in the end?
>>60656645
having a look
>>60656635
>Maybe if she had been in the UK for 50 shed realize it's a comparative paradise for shitheads like her. She should go back to the progressive society of Pakistan and bask in it's religion of peace.
Hey Britbongs, i'am in marseille, what can i say to piss off hooligans, they are in a bar under my appartement, like 15 - 20 of them? will record and post results, ( will shout from my window)
>>60656669
The noodles I had last night were nice but don't think i'll get them again. The tempura prawn was excellent though desu
The beef thing I had today for lunch was very nice, much spicier then I would like for lunch though.
I'm getting really tired of the usual suspects round here touting the same Brexit stuff over and over - things they know aren't true, and some that are borderline racist. I'm out of this conversation.
>>60656664
Is he a the bankers the bonuses type?
>>60656667
retard
>>60656700
"england are shit and I shagged your mum"
>>60656700
'Fuck the queen'
cannot begin to imagine how depressing going bald must be
i hope i dont go bald
>>60656700
Margaret Thatcher did nothing wrong
>>60656620
Quit trying to mix shit up cunt. Go on /fr/ you'll see a Brit flag asking the lads earlier. You're a mussie. Lads getting closer disturbs you. Good.
>>60656576
lifting
>>60656748
>Prince Philip: Bald
>Prince Charles: Bald
>Prince William: Bald
>Prince Harry: errr....
Reminder that Diana was a whore and Harry is no true heir to the throne
Why yes of course I will vote for further integration with an economic catastrophe of a union that will soon merge into the union of socialist european republics x
>>60656746
Will they storm my appartment and beat the living shit out of me if i say that? do they do usually go that far?
>>60656758
>You're a mussie
If you don't have hatred of the frogs in your very bones, then you're not English. And if you're not English, you're not welcome.
A cheeky nandos is currently in progress my friends
licking an iced lolly
>>60656786
gingers dont go bald
Do Leave voters realise they sound just as embarrassing as the Independence Scots did
>>60656661
irish
>>60656769
No, you silly shit. You start lifting now. Even if it's just with dumbbells at home because you're too anxious about being in a gym for now.
>>60656786
Surely they would have done a dna test in secret before even showing the baby and she would have died "due to complications" if it wasn't Charles son.
sent contender for worlds most beta text lads
was apologising for creeping on some bird last weekend
>>60656797
Can't say I've ever tried it desu lad
I think we should have open borders with nations that have active terrorist cells x
bout to watch Michael Moore's new doc
bracing myself for some totally honest and not at all deceptive or cherry-picked film-making
brb
>>60656800
Lurk more you tit.
>>60656855
never got this beta meme
shouldn't it be omega?
>>60656372
everybody is chimping out, retard
hooligans across europe came to beat up turks, muslims and antifas
nobody's surprised
>>60656894
Fuck off Ahmed, you're not wanted.
>>60656850
He was born in 1984, was DNA paternity widespread then?
He's the spare, so as long as William survived and sired a few kids it never mattered.
Why do you think Harry saw combat and Wills never did
Feel unusually angry today. Every little thing is irritating me.
reminder that the french have been sworn enemies of england for hundreds of years and if you haven't had a hatred for frogs since birth then you're not english
who /rare/ here?
red hair blue eyes master race
>>60656942
poof
*flicks your forehead*
haha leavers are so dumb !
cringing pretty hard at the english and ivans making fools of themselves in marseille
also notice how this never happens at rugby games
This gonna be Poleaboos trip when his 4chan pass ban expires
>>60656958
>reminder that the french have been sworn enemies of england for hundreds of years and if you haven't had a hatred for frogs since birth then you're not english
Not anymore senpai
>>60656897
that would imply a range in between and autists can't handle anything other than binaries
Britain is a mongrel nation. Our strength lies in our diversity and the uncountable variety of culture we have.
Even if Leave do win at least I can sleep easy knowing I am not a racist
Odds go to the shop and buy junk food
Evens don't do that
Zero post dick
>>60656964
>who /rare/ here?
>red hair blue eyes master race
>>60656977
>people believe this is real
Scary stuff.
>>60656932
>>60656221
This shit rags the shit out of you lads.. Why? It's free speech.
>>60656987
a few years of alliance does not erase the past. thousands of good english men died at the hands of the french, spanning centuries.
>>60656975
grrrrrr stop
I think a lot of people are still indecisive about the election. As much as I'm not able to vote because I'm foreign, I feel involved as I have been living here for over 5 years. Five years during which I have worked my arse off to become part of the community, learned slang English, tried to understand football, discovered the joys of cheese rolling, learned the art of apologising, drank (loads of) ale, laughed a lot, loved a lot too.
And I also think that me and all of Britain's immigrants (yes i am white and French etc but still an immigrant, immigrants are not just "brown people") are what makes Britain great. I felt integrated straight hair away because Manchester is so multicultural and Im scared it might be all taken away. All I'm trying to say is that, if you don't know, please think about what you want. Do you want a bland country? Do you want to close the doors to what made Britain one of the best countries in the world?The decision is up to you guys, not me, but just think about it at least.
>>60656386
>I'm w-white okay, just have a tan.
>>60657046
Raping children isn't free speech, you fucking spacker.
>>60656987
have some self-respect lad
just because we aren't at war right now doesn't mean we're not enemies
Spent the day campaigning for Bremain lads
>>60657048
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-36339524
And a million Indians died in the ace of British sadism.
Sometimes you have to let stufff go
Went straight from post >>60657051 to >>60657071
>>60656942
I know a song that will
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
>>60657032
>misspelling Sheikh
it's spelled either Sheikh or Shaykh, poleaboo
a vote to remain is a voting yourself into your own chains
>>60657080
Exposed.
>>60657075
oh my lord you absolute batty
>all the sports ball fans have gone out
>only the autismo /pol/lacks remain
>We are all immigrants
>>60657099
Unless...
>>60656485
underrated post
>>60657060
So you appreciate British culture. What kind of culture do you think we will have left after toothless Ahmed, his 4 wives and 7 sons move to Britain with their values after claiming asylum in Germany?
>>60657166
Paki
POOALES
>POOALES
POOALES
>POOALES
POOALES
>POOALES
POOALES
>POOALES
>>60657166
>nobody was born in his own country
>>60657060
salford lad here if i saw you on the street i would heem you
>>60657075
oh hello, delivered
nice
>>60657060
It's disgusting that people have the audacity to come to our country and think they have the right to tell us how to think and what to do.
>>60657166
People walked here once, they count as 'immigrants' despite existing before the concept of civilisation.
>>60657099
Sheik is how it is in the west
e.g Iron Sheik
Wales 1-1 Slovakia
>>60657060
Tue toi sale enculé
double traître
>MY country
laughable
you've done nothing to earn that you useless runt
>everyone being quick tempered and full of angst
>wondering why
>realize its saturday night and you lot are in posting on 4chan
Ah yes, very understandable
>>60657087
Even the frogs themselves are calling you out for the embarrassment that you are.
France 2016
This is what Europe has come to.
To remain is suicide.
>>60657285
shh, relax, chillax, easyyyyyyyyyyy
>>60657083
Froglad, This place is a hopeless mess at the weekend. Casual /brit/s check in.
lol abandon ship lad
Fun whilst it lasted.
>>60657285
what're you're plan's 4 this knight bb
>hurr durr the anglo saxons migrated to britain therefore we should accept immigrunts
yes, and the anglo saxons wiped out all semblance of celtic culture. it was probably the most miserable experience on earth for the celts getting their culture wiped out by invading migrants. why should we accept it?
>>60657309
A party in the Netherlands is pushing through legislation to hold their own referendum on the EU.
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
>>60657285
>everyone being quick tempered and full of angst
>wondering why
>realize its 4chan
EU migrants put £20bn into the economy. They all brought the money with them though, that wasn't all just taxation on jobs that could have gone to British citizens x
>>60657241
youre not western though, amer
i'm going to drink alone until i pass out
starting right now
i have enough croissants to last me this whole weekend
every waking second will be spent killing my brain and stuffing my fass
>>60656958
great post
the gf
>>60657370
If they had €25.34bn, why did they need asylum here?
>>60657332
shitpost and wank to anime
>>60657396
Sounds like fun desu
>>60657369
going to order a calzone again this weekend lads, what should i put on the telly while i eat
>game of thrones
>kung fu panda
>mission impossible
>>60657396
very good plan
Working 7 days in a row, including the weekend
kill me
>>60657413
why is she holding her eyes open like that? looks stupid as fuck
>>60657401
>anglos mocking french culture, fashion, and art of war
>>60657311
stormfront please go
>>60657401
there's a litteral fuckton of englishmen in my city RIGHT NOW and they all look like good lads
still can't wait for the cops to charge them though
>>60657442
Football
>>60657451
>french """"""""art of war""""""""
>>60656303
>Gandalf says Remain
>Saruman said Leave
hmmm
>>60657449
let me guess, you're a waiter
>>60657352
oooh this is an excellent argument
running through a sample in my head now
"we're a nation of immigrants bla bla bla anglo saxons"
"yes, and the anglo saxons wiped out all semblance of celtic culture. it was probably the most miserable experience on earth for the celts getting their culture wiped out by invading migrants. why should we accept it?"
*at this point everyone has stopped butting in and is looking on in quiet awe as me and my victim verbally spar*
"b-b-b-but thats different"
"so why are you using it as an example"
*camera blurs and fades back to me with a jingly harp sound*
*im sitting daydreaming with hearts for eyes looking up and laughing*
*my friends shake their heads in comic disdain*
end scene
>>60657370
>5% unemployment rate
Cease posting
>>60657450
(O.o)
I'm a Romanian.
>>60657455
you first paki
>>60657477
And now Lee is dead
>>60657471
>english war
>hide on your island and let the others do the work
>>60656958
It's like a toy you wind up or pull a string.
going out tonight. its hot as fuck but I hate wearing shorts as I think men shouldnt wear them
should I just suck it up and wear them?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/10/england-fans-violence-marseille-police-european-championship
disgusting bias from the guardian as usual
>>60657522
>anyone that disagrees with me is a paki boogieman
ah yes, very impressive.
>>60657477
Except one is a queer leftie actor and the other was a based cunt who literally fought for Britain in WW2. Guess which is which.
>>60657512
>gif
fuck off
going to order a dominoes because i have an ingrown toenail and it's excruciating to walk a far distance to the local
what should i get
>>60657501
Would be 0.1% without all the fucking poles and pakis
>>60657542
I would love to be able to wear shorts but I have bow legs so I have never and will never wear them in my life
>>60657477
It does Christopher Lee a disservice to falsely attribute that kind of quote to him
>>60657561
you should see someone for your feet you massive twatman
pepperoni is objectively the god tier choice btw
>>60657561
>>60657573
have never noticed how similar these gimmicks are until now
>>60657561
>double mozza
>sweet roquito
>double dec
>some mushrooms
>>60657470
i dont like football mate
>>60657544
That's some great stuff right there. Who the fuck would ever get offended by an anti-IRA chant? I'm a fenian and even I can't get offended by that shit.
>>60657542
never seen a person be more incorrect in my lifetime
>>60657618
corbyn
>want to go to the shop to buy chocolate and crisps
>it's raining
Can't decide if it's worth getting wet to get fat 2bh
>>60657609
Why?
>>60657584
>english """newspaper"""
>>60657592
i did, but the toenail started hurting again yesterday
really not looking forward to getting my toe injected again. shit's absolutely horrible.
>>60657635
i would touch that pussy real good
>>60657577
Chris would say get the fuck out because he was a Brit. Lad believed in Capital punishment for the UK too. Now that was questionable.
I really fucking hate reddit cunts. GO HOME
>>60657657
prefer not to say
Saw a major QT today wearing sheer tights but with a red birthmark on her face, she must be so self conscious lmao
>>60657561
pizza
>>60657657
i used to watch it back when i was in school, now it just bores me
>>60655999
Nah mate I'm the same way makes me want to kill myself
>>60657544
>anti-terrorist chant
>bad
>it's the autistic Swede again
Very tedious
>>60657713
gay
>>60657665
>capital punishment
>questionable
fuck off cuck
>>60657713
Love short haired girls
>>60657713
want to choke it
>>60657642
>immigration increases the size of the economy
>as proved by:
-
-
-
>>60657694
>eternal anglo resorts to small penis jokes
truly an unforeseenable outcome
update: i still have not had sex
>>60657717
Wouldn't know if you hadn't mentioned it - I have had that flag filtered for a long time
>>60657665
Status of Rorke's nut = done in
>>60657756
It's not that great. The cuddling is better imo
ivanka
>>60657713
>still no chokeable gf
>>60657660
maybe he's not a good specialist and you should try someone else
you need to take care or yourself
me and your daddy won't be here forever
want to double rim me and snowball my spunk
ah, yes. christopher lee. chris. chrissy. cristof. christ the redeemer. dyou know my friends know me as "the christopher lee of 21C". haha just a little rhyme. we rhyme all the time. christopher lee reminds them of me, you might say. anyway they call me that because we are very similar. i carry the same gravitas into my every performance in this great big play we call "life". and my mastery of the black speech of mordor is second to none. AND, i am a suspected vampire by many of my peers. all of this leads to my clan, likening me to saruman.
New:
>>60657812
>>60657812
>>60657812
>>60657812
>>60657791
>"""""Well"""""ington
>he wears shorts on a plane
rude and disgusting
>>60657832
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>60657737
Cuck died off months ago. You don't even see it on /pol/ anymore. You need to keep up. Menes are changing all the time.
Who /tiredaussiehours/
hey
>>60653453
use this one next
new
>>60653453
>>60657867
>going on /pol/
who /ugly handwriting/ here?
