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Build wall edition
HAR NI FEST ELLER?
i vomited on my carpet and i can't get the smell out. wat do
CYKA BLYAT
>>60625340
get rid of the carpet
>>60625347
ryssjävel bfto
Here, have some Norwegian dance music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxtIp7BsLP0
Dump Drumpf
>>60624576
Final Fantasy 14
>>60624988
Waiting until 4am-ish so I can make her on Gilgamesh (Aether)
Used to play on the Phoenix EU server.
>>60625476
Ah nice, I had a few friends on that server before.
I just want to get onto Gilgamesh since it is the most populated non-legacy server.
>>60625491
t. faggot
This fuckkenn guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy0sfolqcS8
>>60625491
Wtf i thought mistress t was based
Who would have thought she was a low energy cuck
Why do mexicans do this
>>60625528
fugg m8 that is so hardcore för fan
>>60625576
WTF
I want trump to build the wall now
>>60625576
Subhumans do subhumans things, is it that hard to understand?
When I was little I had a dream that a hand reached up my toilet and cut off my balls. So for a while I would cup my balls whenever I took a shit.
Anyone else know this feeling??
>>60625576
wtf i hate mexico now
>>60625565
>cuck cuckolding cuckolds
its poetic
>>60625576
>poo in loo
>proceed to throw some poo right beside the loo
Maybe they're descended from Indains and just can't resist
>>60625576
In countries that aren't USA or Canada they literally can't flush toilet paper because it will clog up the toilet.
>död tråd
>constant terror attacks?
>theres an app for that!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/08/france-smartphone-app-alert-terror-attacks-saip
>>60625491
is Drumpf the best insult people can come up with?
>>60625772
Embarrassing
>>60625783
not really
>>60625808
The police man represent western society
l-lewd
>>60625868
this post really made me think
off to the gym desu lads
hope i can OHP a decent fucking weight this time
>>60625861
Then it was, but reality changes
Also, did you use google translate?
>>60625613
>>60625623
>>60625658
t. People who never visited a developing country
It has everything to do with the pipping being too narrow to accommodate all that shit covered paper we so take for granted.
>>60625920
it really wasn't and no
>>60625904
police vs nazis
how nice
>>60625293
Un Payaso va a destruir los Estados Unidos muy pronto por la ignorancia del pueblo.
>>60625836
He makes /pol/ tards think the Day of Rope is near
>>60625968
;__;
>>60625924
I have been to Poland ;-)
>>60625924
CHI
>>60626087
chicano confirmed
let's get rooooooight into the autism
apusisi
>>60626034
lemme move in with you i'll pay taxes and be a gud boi
>>60626401
Sure, we can take weekend trips to pooland, cost as much as a movie ticket thanks to EU ;-)
How does it feel being intellectually inferior to me, /cum/?
>>60626502
Can i /cum/ on your head then?
>>60626473
Do you have any cute sisters/cousins I can marry so we can join our houses?
fat yanks lol
>>60626535
My sister is taken, and my cousin are half poles
do you have any sisters or cousins so i can leave this hellhole?
>>60626604
Half poles are fine. Half Swedish too I assume? I bet that's a nice mix.
Nah one of my sisters is married and has twins and my other (fat hambeast) has a kid and is engaged. I have a shitton of female cousins but I'm not too close with them at all so you might as well find some random whore
>>60626548
>I'm Canadian
Is it true that Tim Hortons farts in their coffee makers to keep them warm in the winter?
>>60626546
Typical jaded meme response from a brainless shit poster, why am I not surprised?
>>60626719
Yes half swedes, but both parts of them are awful t b h.
Thank god i'm "full" swede.
How easy could i get a "random whore" in the states?
>Typical jaded meme response from a brainless shit poster, why am I not surprised?
>>60626826
I don't know dude I'm having a hard time myself.
jus bee urself
>>60626875
Ain't swedes exotic enough?
>I quote people's posts with fedora images
>I don't force memes
>>60626906
As long as you aren't a full blown sperg getting pussy should be easy as a swede. Just go to bars clubs and you're in.
>>60626906
Yeah probably.
>>60626942
Cool
Do i get bonus points if i sing "kungasången"?
fat yanks itt
>>60627007
clubs are generally pretty loud. i dont think people inside will be able to hear you sing.
>>60627297
If i ask the DJ to play it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5_26jjDa2I
>>60627283
Where was this picture taken? Don't say in the US, cause the man is far too thin.
Xao Ming from Toronto is lacking reading comprehension, eh? I guess Asians being smart is just a meme
>>60627339
maybe if you asked a swedish DJ he would already have it downloaded.
>>60627451
What was that? Couldn't hear you over the sound of your 5 chins jiggling.
Man Americans are fucking FAT lol
>>60627499
He would just call me a royalist racist for asking ;-D
But, have some swedish dance music my canadian friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh9L46Q9Nlk
Recommend me some sub $35 a bottle liquor /cum/.
My favorites are Whiskey, Vodka, White rum.
>>60627675
Vodka explorer
;-D
>>60627675
Malibu
>>60627675
Spud vodka is bretty smooth
>>60627586
uh oh, you have go potty?
>>60627890
hes already expressed his fondness for us tho.
>>60627909
yeah
>>60627881
Is this what /pol/ is fantasising about now?
Give me an american gf. I need to fuck her in the pussy RIGHT this INSTANT.
>>60628057
hey ;)
>>60628117
gib
>>60628057
You have to marry her and promise to love her first, my man.
Anyone done au pair work before? Thinking about signing up for an agency and au pairing in the US next summer. Seems safer than going overseas since I know how things work there for the most part.
>>60628176
GET THIS GODDAMN WHORE OFF MY /CUM/
god damn black people are STINKY
chicharron
>>60628306
Pupusa
>>60628290
THIS
>>60628176
I'll give you 100 CAD for down syndrome girl, but if I don't like her I'm mailing her back.
>>60627675
what about red wine
>>60627890
a wall would benefit us, majority of our smuggled goods or illegals aliens come from the US
>>60625337
No, señor.
How do Canadians feel about this?
>>60628503
well duh where else would they come from
ireland?
>>60628508
HAR NI KARTELLKRIG ELLER?
Lads my parents won't be home for the weekend
what kind of crazy shit should I do? I have a large supply of alcohol in my basement and lots of videogames.
>>60628530
I've been fucking your mom for years so I was never all that concerned about the legality of it.
>>60628558
Yo creo que la guerra secreta, amigo. Pobre de mí.
>>60628571
throw a sleepover party and invite me
>>60628573
Delete this
>>60628614
Pratar inte spanska
>>60628540
We also get illegals and smuggling with boats. You forget docks exist or something?
>>60628638
I know.
>>60628573
SHOTS FIRED
>>60628617
You are invited bud
in fact, all of /cum/ if invited, including those latvians who come here often
let's tinychat the fuck out of the night
existence is fucking weird man
>>60628673
we're talking about majority though
>>60628739
duuuude
>>60628749
Look at my country. We get a lot of sea traffic. It's also the coastal cities of yours that get most boarder traffic, too.
We should just build walls around cities.
Has BBQ chicken sushi lads
t'was gud
*devours feces*
SICK SHIT nigga that nigga SICK senpai just smdh like what?
>>60628881
>>60628881
mad sick dope nasty bombshit props senpai
>>60628948
typical c'nadien
>>60628934
>BBQ chicken sushi
smothered in fucking mole sauce and lime i bet
>>60628678
bra
Hey virgin anon are you here? Did you fuck your girlfriend yet? How was it?
not particularly fond of chicanos lads
>>60628948
gg allen pls go
>>60629053
fuck virgins lol
>>60628948
what a SHIT gimmick
yoga
*exhales humorously large toke and hacks profusely*
Mexico hit the fucking joint you pussy
>>60629098
>covering weiner dogs in hot dog condiments
Haven't had sex in at least 4 months l a d s
>>60629050
I do not understand swedis.
>>60628823
but it is so bizarre it's almost horrifying
read Sartre's Nausea
what now
Mexico won't take a toke, I knew this kid was lame.
>>60629206
hmmmmm
cheat day today
Does Wendy's have anything good or is it shit? I've gotten chili from there a few times before but nothing else that I can recall.
>>60629206
apparently gringos smoke better than our southern neighbors
sup guys
buird warr
>>60629330
vanilla frosty's are pretty great
or their root beer floats
baconator isnt bad
,,
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. . ... ....
. . . ... . . !,'',,''.,momn
>>60629191
you call them and get your dick wet
>>60629330
get a cheesy cheddarburger
its a cheap little single burger with some extra cheese sauce
its decent enough, i usually get a couple and some fries (their fries are good fresh and bad halfway to cold)
Spent last summer in Canada and hoped I'd got the travel bug out of my system, but getting very nostalgic about my time there desu. Spent the last half hour looking through photos of my time there and praying to God Almighty that I could have been born a leaf. Why is life so cruel lads?
>>60629371
we'll walk on top of it together and piss over the mexican border senpai
>>60629392
read >>60628739
>>60629392
>praying to God Almighty that I could have been born a leaf.
how the fuck have you fallen so low
>>60628191
My gf follows some girl who did it on Facebook. She said she made 220$ in one week working 45 hrs. Free meals and accommodations though.
>>60629392
out of everywhere in the world, you spent a summer in canada.. ok..
>>60629427
Really makes you think.
>>60629442
There is literally nothing wrong with a strong desire to be Canadian.
>>60629512
Best summer of my life desu, it had everything I could have asked for.
>>60629084
I'd rather fuck milfs tbqh.
>>60629392
You could immigrate. You're more likely to get a job as an immigrant than an actual Canadian is since we're such libfag cucks.
>>60629600
>There is literally nothing wrong with a strong desire to be Canadian.
>>60629737
no. hes immigrating from the firstworld. trudeau only cater to uneducated people from poor shitholes.
>Euro says something nice about Canada
>Americans get extremely asspained
every time
>>60629795
leafs out
>>60629814
YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT US
mike & ikes desu lads
>>60629795
Americans can't stand it when they aren't the center of attention
>>60629737
Got it in mind for a 10-year plan so I can actually come over as a skilled professional, if I'm still obsessed with Canada then. If I came now none I'm sure you already have plenty of unskilled immigrants.
>>60629795
imo there's maybe a few of the cities in the US that are more interesting than Canadian cities, but on the whole Canada is by far the superior country. It looks like Monsieur Trudeau is determined to end that, but hopefully there'll be some sort of conservative backlash to prevent things from getting out of hand.
just smoked some crack lads
>>60625772
>In countries that aren't USA or Canada they literally can't flush toilet paper because it will clog up the toilet.
Don't group us in with you subhumans, West Europeans have proper piping and sewage systems and don't throw toilet paper in the trash
wife's son just sent me this
>>60630026
I really hate this wifes son meme. Its so fucking stupid. 4chan asumes that anyone that has a stepkid is automatically a cuck
My dad divorced me mum when i was really young, and then he remaried. He had 3 step sons and a regular kid.
>>60630003
smoke my dick burger
>>60630003
viper?
>>60630133
>me mum
FOB
>>60630133
>3 step sons
>not cucking your dad by fucking your mom
>>60630275
I hate "red headed single father comedian" so much
>>60630018
Put your poopy paper in the bin like a good boy.
>>60629773
>>60629995
I've seen Brits get jobs over Canadians plenty of times. Everyone loves the accents.
>tfw cucked by grandpa
>>60630385
This happened last time I played CK2
I am a magnificent specimen
>>60630448
Don't believe you. Bet you are obese and smell like cheese.
I want to be bullied by a cute girl
Is this too much to ask?
>>60630476
only one of those is correct
>>60630476
bet you are obese and smell like maple syrup
>>60630537
what are you fucking 12? man up
>>60630544
OH SHI-
chili piquin
>>60630544
bet you are obese and smell like taco meat
>>60630567
What? I'm 20 I'll have you know
Make /cum/ comfy again
Please stop this needless bullying
>>60625565
>All those raceplay videos where she says "nigger" over and over
I love it.
But keep in mind, she is, deep down, a Canadian. And nothing can change that.
>>60630637
Are you black?
>>60629113
C-c-canada.
Mom told me i shouldn't hang out with you.
>>60630663
No comment
stream when
>>60630678
Diversity is strength
Honored to have you here my brother
>>60630678
Post bbc
>>60630831
me in the background
>>60630831
me to the right
chicanos are scumbags
>>60630747
Okay, famalam
we should destroy this shithole
>>60630919
Why are Americans so obsessed with this British news channel? Everywhere I go to some American is making a comment about how much they "love BBC".
>>60631009
leaf us alone
>>60625623
T. Edgy underage alt right winger.
>>60630919
I'm serious
I want to see a nonporn big black dick
>>60631009
it reminds them of their most favorite thing
:^)
protip: the smiley i just put is not a friendly smiley but a smug and very rude smiley
>>60625984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ukFAvYP3UU
let's kick the beat
>>60629053
Not yet, famalama. This isn't as easy as I thought, a part of me doesn't want to do it yet either because I care about her. It she was some slut I would've done it already.
I can't quit drinking and I'm causing my family a lot of pain. I tried rehab and AA but I can't handle life. Would it be better just to end it and not draw out their suffering?
>we'll all feel gay
https://youtu.be/ecIVIFLo0uE
Was the 1900s more progressive than we are now?
>>60631224
Don't hurt yourself if your concern is hurting your family. Suicide destroys the survivors for life.
You can get better. Go back to AA. Get therapy if you can afford it. Get a sponsor who can help you through the urges. Just keep trying your best. That's all anyone can ever ask of you.
test
I want to go to sleep and never wake up.
We back?
>hiro in charge of running this site
Cum back.
>>60628573
fucking rekt
hi /cum/, what did you do instead of shitposting?
>>60631347
mic spamming Alex Jones into my vidya games
>>60631347
got some mcdonalds
>>60631347
vidya games
test
>>60631347
reading threads
HIROOOOOO
>>60631338
>>>/b/688913239
my new waifu
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465611198772.webm
There are people in this thread who started browsing 4chan after moot left.
>>60631416
>gooch land
which country was the one that got blocked?
>>60631224
just smoke weed lil boi lmao that's how i quit drinking
weed helped with my depression. I used to get high everyday following my dropped alcoholism but I was eventually able to rely on it less and less.
>>60631439
I just came here from reddit for the first time this afternoon
asdfasd
>>60631393
Kek
https://a.uguu.se/qT0HvU5uIRR6.webm
>yeah, I browsed reddit
>>60631458
not the aussies or kiwis
>>60631573
*4chan.org/int/cum
>>60631458
germany apparently
How do I get a gf
If you are under 21 or you haven't been browsing /cum/ for at least 1 year please fuck off right now.
>>60631458
>>60631672
or not
mightve been russia
>>60631699
Make me
My pecs are looking pretty sick. My biceps are looking tight, my forearms vascular. My abs have become defined. I can't stop admiring my reflection. I truly am something else, something other-worldly.. i.e a perfect being, it's in a sense mildly unsettling.
i hope it's fucking japan
god i hate japs so fucking much
>>60631762
nope >>60631692
>>60631734
*grabs you by the belt and shirt collar and throws you out the back door*
*throws your fedora into the alley after you*
and stay out
>tfw stubbed my toe on the coffee table
https://youtu.be/V4jH0WeV67I
D
>>60631783
FUCK
apple-sculture
>tfw friend might have landed me a job at a head shop
Not sure how I feel about this.
On one hand it sounds incredibly chill, but on the other hand what would I say if family asks where I work?
And I've also been really needing a job...
test
>If you are under 21 or you haven't been browsing /cum/ for at least 1 year please fuck off right now.
>>60631224
If you killed yourself, it would literally ruin the lives of everyone around you.
>>60631948
thanks
why my dick so big tho
Selena , Comes to Egypt I Need your help , Guys !
Hello , everyone ! I'm Mohamed from Sinai the eastern Capital of Egypt , 16 years old . I adore Selena Marie Gomez !
I Just Wanna Do a Campaign in order to Can Invite Selena Marie Gomez ! to do a Concert in My Country
Sinai!!!! Because Meeting Selena is My long-dream Goal !
I Wanna tell her about My love Towards her ! Mena tell me to post here because she is from america? so If anyone knows any way to Be Communicated Wtih Selena gomez Tell me and u Guys Try to invite her if u Can !
Thanks , Guys !
Mohamed Said
My nick name is MohamedSelena
>>60632058
Inshallah
>>60632058
Inshallah
Sup bitches
>you will NEVER unfreeze the Zora's Domain
This country needs a good ethnic cleansing
>>60632058
Y u treat us as if we r the retarted not dumb but retarted i mean we our old enough our brains are frekin developed maybe we better than you one time a teacher yelled at my face and i told him to KOSOMAK in arabic then i said sorry old man i shouldnt be to rough your clock is tick fast tick tock have fun while you can and he then cried i was like kek hhhhhhhhhhh and now hes all quiet and stuff but who cares
Fuck to you all!
>>60632106
you can unfreeze the store and "fat and bulbous"
>>60631936
>what would I say if family asks where I work?
Tell them? Say they can pay your bills if they don't like where you work. Unless you're a le weedman then you can fuck off.
>>60632179
White ain't right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBxIydXP8AU
>>60631936
what's a head shop?
A scrub is a guy that think he's fine and is
Also known as a buster (buster, buster)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So
No, I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
Don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
>>60631807
Most have felt really good, senpai.
>>60632236
where u get sum head
>>60632179
I'm not a weedman but I smoke the marijuanas
>>60632236
Paraphernalia shops that sell pipes, bongs, vapes, rolling papers, scales, etc...
weed-related things mostly
>>60632236
It's where your mom works and sells blowjobs
>>60631699
>was in the first few /cum/ threads
Fuck off, this general was never good
>>60632236
where you go to get head
>>60632272
>>60632273
>>60632298
>where u get sum head
Hmmm
Hey, i got a couple of heads here
:^)
RIP slavboyz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hce8z2h0CoI
pour one out 4 da homies
>>60632081
>>60632088
but you know selena gomez real mobile number ? most on internet fake or notthere.
I love miley Cyrus so much i can't continue my life without her , i'm sure my god will help me inshAllah.
>>60632124
y u copy my answer?
>>60632301
/cum/ was good until February of 2015
>>60632436
> ?
> ,
Delete your post.
I want to ask her for her number so badly. I know I'm an autist and it will be terribly painful and awkward for everyone involved, and she will say no. but i want to just so I don't regret it. but those hurt feelings of rejection... idk what to do /cum/
Canada, you sun of birch basterd
>>60632058
lol
Bad boy >___< ....you will get a smack from your Mommy when you come back to Mena !
You're making us all look bad, plzzz -____-;;
>>60632301
fuck off newfag
I think this autistic retarded guy might be thinking of asking me for my number. Really hope he doesn't, he's super autistic and he smells weird and it's just going to be awkward...idk what to do /cum/
>>60632392
>>60632392
>tfw we were so close to being a commie free imageboard
Kek
So i got a friend in Canada and some autist is asking her number
Fucking pathetic
>tfw /cum/ is full of turbonormies and it will be dead as fuck tonight
DONT LEAVE ME
Man, the Point Lookout DLC sucks. Now I don't want to play Fallout 3 at all anymore.
>>60632983
>I don't want to play Fallout 3 at all anymore
good decision
>>60633019
Now should I play Super Mario RPG or Half Life 2?
>>60632980
>tfw I actually have plans for once
>now i can accuse everyone who speaks even the slightest ill of the usa on /int/ of being a proxy putin shill and it will make sense and not completely sound like the rantings of a retard
nice
Hey everyone!
Let's leave Canada all alone here and go out haha
>>60632980
Maybe someone will
STREAM
T
R
E
A
M
something tonight and we could be together, senpai
>>60633221
>old friend is in town and contacts me to hang out this weekend
>haven't been anywhere on weekends with friends in years because no friends
i'm so nervous I might throw up
don't leave me mexico
I often fantasize about raping black men up their asses. Preferably young, stupid thugs, such as your typical trashy apeish punk ass niggers. I would beat a punk ass nigger to a bloody pulp before and after fucking the breath and pride out of him. I'd then cum right in his fucking mouth and tell them that if he doesn't swallow daddy's love juice then he's going to get spanked with a bad boy spatula. I'd spank his shit-colored ebony little ass red then insert the handle of the bad boy spatula dry into his nigger-boyhole. I'd thrust repeatedly until I hear nothing but begging for mercy from the 2nd degree burns in his shithole breaking his mind.
>got off nights
>slept for 4 hours today
>9pm and getting tired again
wew lads. going to go cook some supper and get a good sleep to foster gains from the gym earlier.
What are people from New York like?
Had this guy come to view our flat and fuck he was weird
>pauses in between responses
>always talked about himself
>when someone pitched in a relevant question or comment he'd glaze over and move on to a new subject
>complained about people here
>looked offended when we said no to "do you recognise my accent/where I'm from?"
Generally got really bad vibes from this guy and he seemed overly emotional, though that's generally true of Americans from our perspective.
He contacted us later about putting down a reservation and got mad because we reminded him that we already told him we were having other viewings. Giving everyone who contacted a chance, but I guess he assumed we didn't like him.
>>60632980
i'll be here, just like always
>>60633284
cunts desu
>>60633254
drink alcohol
>>60633352
shlomo pls go
new thread?
I need my pussy licked
>>60633284
never relax around new yorkers
i got shot at by one
>>60633383
i'm so sad
>>60633284
>I guess he assumed we didn't like him.
well he was right
>>60633399
why be sad when you just got doubles
is the blocked country china?
its obviously china right
>>60633399
*hugs you*
cheer up pal c:
>>60633399
>>60633433
t-thanks
>>60633422
Rossiya
>>60633422
No, russia
>>60633422
Canada is still able to post so no
>>60633422
Russia. The Chinese government did that for gook moot
>>60633399
me too someone hug me
>>60633517
*hugs u*
>>60633477
fuck you
>>60633769
im sorry
>>60634049
that's my catchphrase
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