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Want to hug a cute Canadian.
>Russia ban
Ok soo some russian on /v/ said that they were implementing a anti-cp law. Something about 2-d cp
Could it be the reason for all this?
Cyкa блйaт
>>60633493
better delete that post you filthy polish bastard
>tfw Mongolia is the next one to get banned like his neighbors
>>60633523
>loli is banned
we need to liberate russia
a fight for lolis is a fight for freedom
the collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake.....and now russians got fucked here
I want to ask her for her number really badly. I know I'm an autist and it will be terribly painful and awkward for everyone involved, and she will say no. but i want to just so I don't regret it. but those hurt feelings of rejection... idk what to do /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hce8z2h0CoI
>>60633578
between frostback and wetback
>>60633589
just ask for her number you cunt
if she says no just never return
>>60633569
>we need to liberate russia
>a fight for lolis is a fight for freedom
Russia is right to ban Loli garbage. Godspeed Putinistan.
I think this autistic retarded guy might be thinking of asking me for my number. Really hope he doesn't, he's super autistic and he smells weird and it's just going to be awkward...idk what to do /cum/
>>60633619
i was posting in crazy rouble thread.....i called OP a fag
stroking my cock atm
>>60633674
there you are. give me your number you fucking slut
>>60633578
Oh holy shit you need to fuck off. Did the fact /rus/ told you to fuck off clue you into the fact that the USSR wasn't comfy?
>>60633464
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW??
>>60633464
cyka tbqh
>>60633626
>walk in
>Can I have your number?
>Yes/no
>walk out
like that? no food or nothing?
In the future memeology will be a well known field of study and I will likely be quoted in some young PhD student in his dissertation
>>60633729
fag churka is the only one who say that
>>60633674
Dude just give him a handy-J as a prank it's totally not gay.
>>60633696
give it a shot man
>tfw I fall in love with any girl that shows even the slightest hint of affection towards me
>>60633818
waka
>>60633664
>>60633813
meant for >>60633750
>>60633818
This never happens to me because I assume they're playing me and resent them for it
anyone else unironically like boku no pico
>>60633781
No, people just don't have a soft spot for the USSR unless they were so.eone like Putin. Sure I 100% believe people who lived in it have so.e good memories but at the end of the day it was a fucked system that no matter how many times you tried it would always collapse.
>>60633848
I think it applies slightly better for the first dude ou replied to tbqh tho
Warriors are about to beat the Cavs.
Ready for that free doritos locos taco, Ameribros?
>go to bank
>girl from a class is the teller
>she never said a word to me all term
>says hi quietly
>sees my bank account
>starts acting really flirty
Maybe I got to buy some status symbols or something.
>>60633964
>the bad guys always win
aliens dont make contact with us because of mexicans. they hold the human race back as a whole
first we genocide mexicans (that includes chicanos), then contact could be established and we could receive super advanced alien technology or at the very least, proof of alien existence.
How long have you been posting on /int/, Anon?
>>60634107
You can find ayys in New Mexico
>>60633856
really?
>>60634107
I kinda believe it
fag churka would have called me commie down for posting this ;_;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
>>60633919
Why are you arguing with beaners?
>>60634174
Nah I just made that up because I thought it was funny. No one is that autistic
>>60633919
are... are you seriously arguing with the USSR poster?
>>60634107
No you idiot, WE ARE the aliens. The earth is just our vacation spot. Why do you think we just siesta and fiesta? Because we are on vacations.
>>60634291
what's your home planet like?
he can't even argue with me LOL
>>60634223
Because we are intellectual masters.
who /getting drunk/ here?
>tfw sudden bald spot on mustache
wtf man
>>60634364
not me, but not a bad idea desu. coke and rum tonight?
who the hell is an apple?
>>60634386
>coke and rum
It's a rum and coke, you mongoloid.
How do I stop drinking pop? I swear I'll die soon because of this poison but I just cant stop.
>>60634386
just gonna slam a bunch of beers, 2bh. I've got about a sip of fireball left, but I think I'd rather die
>>60634291
Pretty comfy desu.
>>60634446
By not drinking it try something else like water or milk.
>>60634369
>tfw sudden bald spot on head
H-haha, whattafuck man.
>>60634364
Tequila + Grapefruit
El palomero here
>>60634470
mean to >>60634322
russians have revived...
>>60634446
Well drink something else..... Like soda
Bought some CBD pills from the weed store, going to try some tonight, not sure what they will do.
>>60634453
Actually, I got a mouthfull of fireball for you
>>60633740
visiting with senpai in another town tbqfh
>>60634535
I prefer brunettes with hazel eyes, 2bh
>>60633523
I heard there was a ban on criticism against russian propaganda and the ruskies hid at /pol/
>>60633740
crying a little
Russia is back
>>>/pol/76795924
>>60633523
they had something like that a while ago, it's why some of their service providers blocked 4chan. I think they ended up just blocking one board.
>>60634757
what's that song? I like it.
>>60634757
>music
i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
Are you a Steam update?
Cuz I'd love to extract your package ;)
Kill me.
so lonely lads
might as well be stranded on a desert island
>>60634810
just google the lyrics :^)
Oi lads where's the Italian general at?
My friends, hello
I will always have you inside a special place within my heart and mind
Thank you all for being so funny and kind and real with me, I am thankful to have talked to you and gotten to know you all
Thank you for the times, both good and bad, and if possible, I will be with you all
>>60634957
no bully my illiteracy
>>60635014
don't do that
>>60635014
>I will be with you all
skeleton detected
>>60635014
Same lad
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10453040/r
Thunderstorms rolling in lads haha
>befriend boricuabro at work and have lasting discussions in spanish
>mexicans at work are fucking pochos
>typically the ones from texas
>fucking disgusted
>being overly americanized terrifies me more than ever
>having identity crisis coz of this
>>60635125
don't worry buddy, i voted no
we're on the same side, don't forget that
>>60635125
Let's do argies first. that should wean out the shitposting that they bring from/lat/
>>60635014
lad if you come back at as a ghost, can you help with my life?
I don't know if you've seen the horrible movie, the 6th man, but what occurs is that a basketball player dies and as a ghost helps his brother (another fellow basketball player) win the basketball championship by being the literal and metaphorical "6th man"
I don't play basketball, but I just want some help in everyday life.
>>60635014
godspeed
I got banned for posting a FUCKING drawing
Now I'll have to post from this shitty tablet
>>60635125
who cares, it's a fucking meme half of the time and the other half are bandwagon autists with no opinions of their own. There is like one or two dedicated Canadian shitposters, that's literally it. Canada is an easy target and it's always third world spergs like Brazil, Colombia or some irrelevant literally who buttfuck nowhere trying to force this shit. These kids have nothing. They are quite literally poor and bitter.
>>60635125
VOTE AGAINST ALL CANADIANS HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING DIE YOU LEAFASS FAGGOT
>>60635235
but we're an irrelevant first world country senpai
>>60635264
Did I say anything to the contrary?
gonna buy this, lads
>>60635314
are you actually going to wear it outside?
>>60635314
>beanie
won't our homies be mad?
>>60635147
Just passed me.
My dumb ass decided to go to the store during the thick of it.
>>60635359
yeah
>>60635381
enjoy getting beaten by beaners
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453040
>>60635398
there are no beaners where I live
>>60635314
cool toque
>>60635440
where do you live?
>>60635412
>am i one of the cool kids now, mummy?
>will europeans stop calling me fat if i make fun of canada, mummy?
literally 3/4 of all americans on /int/, hope you and your children die in a car fire
>>60635483
new york
>>60635412
other cunts are literally obsessed with the leaf
>>60635412
I voted yes.
>>60635412
why is everybody voting yes
they don't even shitpost that much
I'll be honest
Some of you leafs are alright
>>60635513
>>60635496
keep crying
soon you won't be able to
>>60635556
memes and bandwagon hivemind mentality.
>jewing people out of money on craigslist
best feel desu, made like $300 today
>I voted yes.
>>60635556
>they don't even shitpost that much
>>60635412
>>60635496
>Canada
lol
lucio is fun desu
>>60635574
Like it makes a difference. 4chan staff won't rangeban Canada cause it's a hot meme to hate Canada. Regardless, I hope your mother gets cancer of the ovaries.
>>60635577
>making anti semitic memes
WOAH SHUT IT DOWN
>>60635595
they really don't you meme loving fuck
it's literally one or two leaves making 90% of the shitposts, and they're very easy to ignore
I like Canada
>>60635606
dva is fun too
I like zipping around as her, popping in and out of fights
>mfw registered republican but don't believe in god
>>60635639
And I like you too, El Chapo
Shitposting index: last updated june 11th,2016
1. Australia
2. Canada
3. Argentina
4. United States
5. United Kingdom
6. Brazil
7. Turkey
8. Germany
9. Russia
10. India
feel free to edit this list
>>60635701
How did you know?
>>60635616
what, it's a good album
>>60635683
>>60635712
1. Australia
2. Leaferland
3. Argentina
4. United States
5. United Kingdom
6. Brazil
7. Turkey
8. Germany
9. Russia
10. India
/int/ shitposts about us far more than we actually shitpost. Half the time when I'm up late there are very few Canadians actively posting on this board at all. After midnight I'm usually the only Leaf in this general when that weeb currynigger isn't around.
Only notable /int/ Canadian spammer I can even think of is /int/gf guy and that guy is a poor excuse for a memelord tbqh.
My niggas you need to listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJaZc4E8Y4U
>>60635683
you seem awfully complacent about that
a tip is well deserved
>>60635741
>>60635770
I'm also fucking a black girl right now
>>60635766
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyTOZCfp8OY
who /hankwilliams/
What's the point of posting if you don't get replies?
>>60635760
Hey maybe there is a fucking REASON why we all you leaves
the thrill
>>60635821
Mind if I borrow your wife for 10 minutes?
Retard.
>>60635875
waaaah mommy canadia is being mean
>>60635868
well she's more like a quadroon that favors her black history
>>60635848
Nice filename, what's the matter, didn't want everyone to see you pulled it off reddit? Fucking queer get out of my face.
>>60635842
it's about the sport of it. trying to make posts worthy of replies, whilst also trying to steal away the replies from others
why do syrupniggers get so mad when you call them goofs?
>>60635875
reported
enjoy ur ban :)
poster above me is a huge goof with a small penis
>>60635928
what the fuck man
>>60635898
post pics of her balck ass, or did not happen
poster above loves my penis
poster below is gay and sucks penis lol xD
>>60635949
then think it didn't happen
>>60636015
poster above is a liar
hiiii guiiiise
>>60636033
Woah you can't just walk in like that, what the fuck? We could've been fucking in here.
Reply to: Post No.60636033
Subject: N/A
Message: Fuck off
eating corn on the cob lol
can I get a bite?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453040
reminder to ban the leaf
Salutations pals!
haha im awake
hello
haha
hello
I CAN'T BEAT THIS FUCKING GAME
>>60636155
lmfao hey
latvia under russian """occupation" was more relevant and better
>>60636155
hai xD
>>60636155
>im awake
>>60636155
WAZZZZZZUP
Want to make fuggenings with a cute mexican grill till she comes calls me papi tbqh
>>60636155
But it's sleepytime!
>>60636303
mexicans are not cute tbqh
>>60636244
>>60636227
>>60636185
>>60636180
haha WAZZZZZAAAAAA
I'm a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man
>>60636314
7:47
a whole day of working ahead of me
>>60636322
what r ur plans 4 today latvia
FUCK USA
FUCK MEXICO
FUCK LATVIA
FUCK AUSTRALIA
>>60636303
papi
Heard some rap by a Burmese-Canadian fellow at work today desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUUo9mzApgg
>>60636374
>Being ANGRY
Just kiddin !!
>>60636356
guard duty XDDDDDDDD
kill me
>>60636455
guarding what
do u have a gun???
>>60636382
we have a wanna-be rapper in my area too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxT-SC3sPik
>>60634364
Me
Got a bottle of vodka earlier
>>60636467
Nope, havent got one issued to me yet, just guarding a rode checkpoint because noone is allowed to use that road today
>tfw your buds roasted you tonight
ree I should've never made friends
>>60636506
YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS HAHAHAHA
cyka blyat
rip in pieces ruskie
>>60636555
they're back already
>>60636494
try and stop me without your gun
chicken fingers palooza
>>60636552
p much desu
>>60636574
The american battalion is right here lmao
who /drunk/ here?
>>60636592
>The american battalion is right here lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>60636604
Not tonight, I just had one drink. Rolling a fatty of that dude though lmao.
>>60636469
Not bad desu
The guy I posted is from Winnipeg, I'm from BC.
>>60636670
>burmese
>winnipeg
sounds bout right
>>60636604
>auto-brewery syndrome
Shit's awful
>>60636701
We've got a couple Burmese guys at work, they're good folk; hard workers. I like 'em.
what do canadians irl think of americans?
do they hate us like the rest of the world?
>>60636730
I've been to more than half of the states in the USA.
Southern US/Dixie Land was by far the best for me. They fucking love canadians. Also they have great BBQ and friendly as fuck
pay day lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw
stack em
pack em
and rack em
>>60636709
from what?
>>60636641
im baked af desu
Are tulpas just a meme?
>>60636604
nope, just high on caffeine at 10 pm. Will probably be awake until 4 or 5 now
>>60636730
Canada adores you, like we do. Quebec loves themselves. Frogs can't even understand them.
Frogs are good lads too.
Happy Friday!
is the guy who said France Gall is his new waifus still here
>>60636860
it's saturday you fuck
>>60636604
Hey bud, cheers.
This is absolute bullshit.
How can someone live this life and not go insane? Is it really only me? Does everyone else see what I see, feel what I feel and think what I think, or am I just focusing on, or misinterpreting the wrong concepts?
How the hell are there not far more "insane" people? Are people better at concealing their "irrational" or unconventional thoughts than me? Am I delusional, or looking too far into things? Could it be that I have a mental illness of some sort, but am not aware of it? If no, then why fucking WHY?!
How can you not be driven mad by searching for answers only to discover that we live in a world devoid of any definitive ones? I'm horrified.
Tell me, sanity is not statistical. I don't know what the fuck to do, but SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, I'M FINNA BURST REAL FUCKING SOON
SHIT'S FUCKING WACK YO
>>60636885
It's Friday night to people who actually work.
>>60636835
>like we do
>>60636767
>>60636835
yeah we love you guys too
desu though most of us don't dislike anyone from any country
i've been to nova scotia and fucking loved it, the people there were really nice and the nature was beautiful
>>60636933
Dude smoke a phat blunt lol
So lads what are you up to tonight?
>>60636943
We love you. You know it. We are one and the same.
If you have to ask..
>>60636933
Dude smoke a phat blunt lol
>>60636977
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
>>60636977
talk to cana-chan and you?
>>60636977
just smokin a blunt and shitposting, as per usual
>>60636993
try to take over the world
>>60636993
stay home and whack it
>>60636996
Probably gonna drink and play hoi 4 when i get back home
Maybe ruin some kids day on league of legends
it's magic you know
never believe it's not so
>>60636982
Sorry, I was just fairly convinced the majority of Europe despised America, so the idea of people actually liking us is fairly foreign
>>60636977
Being pretty bored
I need a clearer definition for god
I need a clearer definition for I
>>60637020
Imposter.
>>60637037
No Pinky, try to take over the world.
>>60637071
read the bible
Thank you based Gira
>>60637071
Go get drilled bruh they'll clear the shit out of you
https://youtu.be/yNn9H1LR2Tw
>>60636789
this song is longer than I remember
>>60635595
They literally don't, you fucktard. There's far more
>le a leaf lol XD
trashposts clogging up this toiler of a board than actual canadian shitposts.
Where are all the funposters?
>>60637086
The brain was James Mason voice.
>>60636996
>talk to cana-chan
cana-chan should be arrested
What does it feel like to be in love?
>>60637125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0FA1Z8plyk
>>60637146
Anon.
Everyone in Canada is Cana-chan
>almost at the base
>Be American singer
>go to perform and get shot
>>60637139
And you're a whore.
I also don't tolerate zombie voice-actors.
I still love you.
>>60637192
Who
Do Americans hate chicanos who love the USA?
>>60637212
Also, please call back.
I didn't mean it.
>>60637170
lies
>>60637222
Some literal who that was on a singing show called the voice once. She got shot tonight
>>60637192
freedom ain't free
