real nigga hours edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
first for dixiepride
th for terrifying loneliness gripping your soul at night
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Feeling smug right now
can't handle mother nature's bantz, lads
fucking quakes, man
Snug as a bug
Feeling like I'm going back to bed.
First for quakes
why niggers don't shower?
They only use deodorant
fucking hues rigging the group stages
t-this is fine
7+ earthquake when
>>60599562
Open this image in a new tab and hold F11
>>60599562
whew manitoba is almost completely clean
safest place in the world
>>60599562
washington state BTFO
>>60599510
first for smuf af
and also
SMASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON IF U UP
I wanna get QUAKE'D but I'm drunk as fuck and have a total lack of depth perception. Fugg.
>>60599560
There was a foul on the keeper there
>>60599579
>>60599562
Massive exodus to Manitoba when?
are Canadian natives the true thugs of this world?
>>60599585
fuggggg da face when
>>60599599
bullshit, thats a perfectly legal header same as any other
Power went out at work desu
>>60599612
my chubby dick is the true thug of yoor sisters thighs
>>60599585
Seattle is fucked when the big one comes. It's built on top of shitty soil. It's going to sink into the ground.
wuz they kangZ?
>>60599637
da fuq u work nigga
SMASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON IF U ON YOUR GRIND
>>60599645
But doesn't Seattle have this earthquake resistant tower thing
>>60599637
That's pretty spooky...
What do you do?
>>60599603
I'd rather die haha
>>60599684
>snabe? were r ju? :DD oh fug
>Snabe? snaaabe?
>>60599625
every time the arm swings across the face like that they call a foul though. Even if both players are going for the ball. However I have rarely seen that kind of thing happen with a keeper.
>>60599685
The Space Needle? I don't think it prevents earthquakes.
Pls come and destroy my failed commie state again, big and strong American sir...
>>60599562
>Massive earthquake is suppose to happen every 250 years in B.C
>Hasn't had one in over 300
>>60599728
Can dohttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Joseph_McCarthy.jpg
>>60599562
Cmon man, there won't be any earthquake in Canada, it's current year after all
>started working this year
>already planning ahead for retirement
Life is short as fuck
>>60599725
Oh I was thinking of the transamerica pyramid in sanfran
My bad hehe
>>60599729
Earthquakes are baby tier dangerous. Like nigga who the fuck dies because of the earth shaking lmao like nigga just go on a boat hahahah
>>60599748
what the fuck
usually that pastes the picture
>>60599748
>linking a pic instead of posting
why?
>>60599775
every time Ive done that before it posts the picture
fucking jewgle is screwing with me
>regular chill coworker is gone today
>work with middle aged autism coworker who takes his job way too seriously and everyone dislikes
>job consists of just sitting around making sure machines are working and deal with them accordingly
>he is up doing random bullshit that doesn't even have anything to do with the job
>i wander around for no reason too because i can see he's getting butthurt
>walk in circles around all the machines and just fix stuff when the lights come on indicating it needs to be fixed
>supervisor comes over to talk to me
>he is apparently loudly complaining in the lunch room that I'm using my phone in the job
>literally every other person does this because there is a lot of downtime
>supervisor says that he's always been a little bitch and that she doesn't have an issue with me using my phone
>says I should stop when I'm stuck with him because he's a whiny bitch
Ok
>>60599775
http://pastebin.com/hmJutdKq
I want big and strong American sir to liberate me from communism.
anime
>>60599792
You click Choose file then paste the link into the File name field
>>60599807
Heh
>>60599799
read, approved and subscribed.
how does one win the heart of a dutch qt?
>>60599559
that's you
>>60599908
>THERE IS BEAR CUM
>THERE IS BEAR CUM
>>60599769
t. earthquake
Ban Earthquake internet defense force when?
are you guys ready for 4chan to go down again like it does every day at 5:01 AM EST?
>>60599935
Explain this meme pls
I saw it in meme lover 2
get?
>>60599999
>>60600002
Fuck......................You
>>60599767
I wanted to enter the transamerica pyramid but they wouldn't let anyone in cause it's full of bureaus etc.
>>60599999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs
>>60600033
tfw you used to sneak up the elevator in that bldg in the 80s when u were a kid
>>60600033
used to drink single malt scotch in the bar at the foot of the transamerica bldg
I'm really doing it this time. I'm really going to bed.
I somehow landed a date with an extreme qt this Monday despite being a virgin loser, how do I not fuck this up?
gguiz.....i just heard 2 gunshots outside in less than ten minutes...what da fuggggggg
>>60600292
i will in a few. nite johnboy
>>60600398
jus b yersf ofc
Anyone ever have a concussion or other brain injury?
What was it like?
Still have any side effects?
>>60600522
Ukraine full of cucks.
>>60600522
traitor and scammer
>>60600522
Why is Latvia so high on the shit list rather than any other Baltic State?
>>60600703
I thought real G's got repeating digits?
is the US a nation of immigrants or a nation of citizens?
>>60600907
A nation of FATS haha
>>60600859
Yum. Post more.
>>60600907
A nation of citizens who's acestors were immigrants.
>>60599476
>soccer fans
>not faggots
>>60602305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
tbqhh latvia
why do mexicans lie, cheat and steal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=122&v=IGtFOU5OC8g
>>60603474
Leave my Mexicans alone, Luigi
>>60603591
are you part of the Raza?
>>60603614
I don't know what Raza is
...and I'm out of weed
Fuck
>>60603804
Dude.....
>black people
>thinking they built the pyramids
Muh heritage
>>60604107
Btw Jakobi has passed away but his full given name was apparently Jakobi Ra. I only know about Ra from Star Trek or Star Gate but I guess he was a real Egyptian or something.
the limeys did 9/11
I think I'm in love with this Columbian Bros.
https://youtu.be/D9sCCg4fxb8
>>60599955
Whenever you say, look at those digits
>>60600398
Clearly you need to continue acting like a virgin loser, it got you the date in the first place.
>>60604834
purdy
>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
What did he mean by this?
>>60606031
George Bush
is new orleans a nice city lads
>>60606163
Do you like voodoo?
>>60606163
>in 100 years there will be a lost city of Atlantis
>Play game in NA server
>Win
>Play game in EU server
>Lose
>Play game in JP server
>Get absolutely shit on
i think the memes are real guys. I think Americans are so busy working that we collectively suck at video games
>>60606509
Whats up man, Freezing?
>leftists in charge of humor
>>60607193
HAHAHA did Trump really call her Pocahontas? Absolute madman.
>>60607301
That's his meme nickname for her yeah. Fucking glorious
When is the first debate with him against Hillary? I dont think I've ever been so excited for anything so long as I've been alive
What should I wank to right now?
>>60607193
Can't handle the bantz
I fucking love Trump's little nicknames like "Lyin' Ted" and "Crooked Hillary". It makes me think of 19th century Tammany Hall style mudslinging. It's unironically great that we're back at this point.
>>60608570
nice blog post
There are people reading this thread right now who have never been american
how do you think they cope?
>>60607469
Klixen
>>60609094
Shitpost
Masturbate to guns and burgers
I have an annoying problem guys.
I keep spending too much money that I really shouldn't be spending on stupid shit. Like alcohol and snacks and video games. This last week I went over my weekly budget again because I drank Monday and Tuesday and Yesterday. And I bought food out on Tuesday when I had some at home. And last weekend I had a friend over to chill so I bought too much snacks and shit then. Then last night my headphones stopped working so I had to spend more money this morning buying new ones.
How do I stop doing this? I have a budget in my head of how much I want to spend but I always go over it because I'm like "fuck it, I want to drink tonight" or "I want to buy some food even though I made dinner for the week"
>>60610050
Do you live on on your own? Do you pay your own rent and buy your own food?
>>60602377
>European
>calls football soccer
AHAHAHAHA
Can anyone post the Facebook or was it twitter screencap of the guy whose name sounds something like stole my fridge?
>>60610204
brits invented the term soccer bub
>>60610147
I live on my own. My parents pay my rent for now but by the end of the summer they won't be. I buy my own food.
>>60610154
I should really try this. I spend on my debit card more easily I do cash. My budget for the week is usually like $30 for food (I cook most of my own meals) and $20 for entertainment (alcohol usually). And I've been able to manage it. But this past week I've spent like $40 on alcohol and $60 on food.
I already have food for the weekend and beers too so I'm going to leave my cards home if I go do anything this weekend.
>>60610050
What's your budget?
>>60610362
>My parents pay my rent for now but by the end of the summer they won't be
Think this might be your problem bud, once you literally can't spend your money on stupid shit because you don't have any spare money, you learn to pinch your pennies a lot more.
>>60610284
Jelly we have more FREEDOM than you?
>>60610284
Weedman is the best PM in canadian history
>only two more days of moving stuff
>then it's finally over
>>60610401
Yes
>>60610050
Sounds like you might have a problem.
I always want to be smashed. I absolutely love being drunk.
I limit myself to strictly weekends only because I know I love it. If I didn't, I'd be on the street by now. The week is for work, though don't be afraid to relax in the evening.
I have a big backlog on steam and I stick to that. Maybe pick up something like an MMO? One game that you can invest in, for $15 a month is a good deal if you're always buying new shit. Or something competitive like a shooter you can always go to.
Snacks? First week you will have to adjust, but stick to dinner. You'll kick the habbit quickly enough. Adding to taht, eventually eating healthy saves you money. If you want a snack, eat an apple or tear up some lettuce and throw some dressing on it. I used to eat like a pig. I feel a whole lot better eating healthy actually. It does make a difference and it is cheaper.
Only a few more hours until work lads
HELP
>>60599516
Holy shit, do you live in Baja? I live in San Diego and we had one last night that people felt up in LA and down in Tijuana.
done my night shifts lads. not sure if i should try to sleep now or try to stay up. last time i tried to stay up i made it until 2pm and then had to take a 3 hour nap.
reminder
>>60611053
>Move to Florida
>have to put animal control on speed dial
>In several of the former Thirteen Colonies, the form Excellency is used for the governor. These include Connecticut, Georgia, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina and Virginia.
hungry dess
Is it actually required that states operate with a governor? I don't really know about federal requirements for state governments.
>>60612033
>not letting the gopher tortoises colonize your yard
>not letting the gators sun on your driveway
>>60612846
>letting animals cuck your property
>>60612874
>fucking animals
Most people in Michigan have higher levels of PBBs in their bodies than the national average because in the 1970s some company accidentally mixed fire retardant into cattle feed.
They also ended up killing most of the cows afterward since their meat was considered poisonous, even back then.
>birthday on sunday
>another year of doing nothing with life
ahhh
Sup goys
Happy Friday
>>60614248
Thanks man
>>60614284
You're very welcome lad
What're you up to today? I'm bored as FUCK at work, I want to seppuku tbμ
>tfw internet addiction
I could be playing a game I like on my 3ds but I'm looking at random wiki articles that I don't even care about
>>60613855
Posting anime is something.
Do you need friends to get a GF lads??
>>60614672
Nah, stopped caring about that
>>60613855
There is nothing to do in life to begin with. The idea that there is something important worth doing and that you aren't doing the right thing is an illusion.
what part of california is this?
>>60615333
Mexico
>>60615536
Baja California, then?
The gf is into bbc lads, what do I do?
>hey anon, can you take your shirt off and take a pic with me? i need to make an ex jealous
>>60616049
Find a bull.
How do I fill in the white space on my resume
>>60616049
Spray paint your penis black, she wont know the difference
My great uncle(who used to work for the CIA) told my grandma all these lies about her phones being tapped. Now she talks into her phone "I know you're listening" and claims she hears a beeping noise disappear. How do I convince her my great uncle was just being a dick and though her reaction was funny?
>>60617086
Ask her why the CIA should have any interest in having surveillance on an old lady.
>>60616327
Decorations
>>60617396
I asked her that as well but she thinks that since a lot of her family members were in the intelligence community they would give a fuck. She has an old, analog phone tapping device her Dad gave her but I can't think of anything she might know that any agency would be of concern.
I would really like to have a gf right now
feeling so lonely
i just want a female companion to talk to
do activities
hold hands
i have never had a gf nor a female friend (._.)
>>60617580
Well as far as I understood now, nobody has a right to enter her house due to the 4th amendment and there has to be reasonable doubt that she is involved in some shit to justify actions like this.
That's just how I understood that, I might be mistaken though.
rate my cat
>>60617086
>>60617580
Old people have wacky delusions and it's nigh impossible to convince them that that they're wrong
>tfw you forget to click post after doing the capcha
>she doesn't take off the cancer paper when rolling up
lol enjoy your mesothelioma
>>60617698
Nigga do you really think they care. Especially the CIA. I'm not some kind of muh rights fag but if you are involved in something important and the government wants to know, they're going to find out "rights" be damned. Any "rights" we have are just archaic legal frameworks that have little meaning nowadays since they can be worked around by lawyers and with technology much faster than the law has the capacity to change.
>>60618371
>doing a capcha
>>60617929
looks a bit crazy desu, tell him to take it easy
*stares at Canada*
>>60618832
>>60618871
*kisses u*
*runs away*
morning, /cum/
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Watch the Euros you fucking assholes
Le Baguette is playing in 15 min
>>60619055
Nah lad im heading to bed
>>60619055
watching the copa instead
>>60619015
And a good morning to you
After being on /cum/ for quite some time i realize i don't like Europeans
>>60619328
good lad
>>60619373
>>60619328
wow
okay then
Can't wait until my girl Elizabeth Warren comes out of the woodwork to run for VP
>not voting femmeticket
>>60619328
I started hating the spaniards and the dutch
I've never seen such pathetic ass kissers in my life on this board
Tbqh
>>60619483
The dutch do seem to act pretty douchebaggey for Old Worlders. Not sure what their problem is.
lol, im such a nerdy introvert xD >-<
>>60619645
same
what car does /cum/ drive?
>>60619645
>tfw no nerdy gf
>>60619722
a 2016 camaro. I want a new car.
>>60619722
r8 my gf
>>60619722
>>60619722
04 Camry
I had this beaten up old Lexus sc400 but my mom sold it
>>60619423
Your 51st state tho, not European
>>60619722
your mom
boom
>>60619885
my mother is not a car anon
>>60619909
then why'd i ride inside her and pump her tank full last nite?
anyone going to the shop?
can you pick me up a sixer while you're there?
thanks brah
>>60619909
Unlike a car, she her mileage has lost warranty a long time ago.
>>60618539
I don't know how they handle stuff in real life that's just what I have learned so far. There are several exceptions, I do know that, but it's just to calm down his granny.
AotY
>>60619823
>redditor white knights
Night loved ones
>>60619878
Haha love you too then
victory belongs to Germany
GAWKER HAS FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY
>>60620650
>german nationalism is on the rise
>>60620650
Anzeige ist raus.
Anyone else get in those moods where you don't want to check your messages and they just keep piling up?
>that feeling when I press delete and all the stress of having unread messages melts away
>sister and her friend are staying at my aparment over night
>I have no weed to drown out their bullshit
>>60620665
PLS BE REALZ
how is it correct to use ''first world problems'' card?
Are gaming and movies a good example? i mean, does it really matter to get so euphoric over these subjects?
How important is popular culture for the future of a nation?
>>60621195
its real
check CNN
>extremely loud white trash couple yelling at each other outside my house
>like they do all the fucking time
srsly hate this
>>60621158
Play some fun games together :^)
>>60618572
>he paid nipon san a few bucks just to skip solving the captchas
>>60621305
>extremely loud whites
That's literally single every american i've come across. You can hear them from blocks away, like they really think 0 people will understand em
it's hooooooooooot
>>60619722
I drive this baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H8xkKBv_U
imagine this in 2016
>>60621436
its comfy
>>60621729
>hiding your location
>>60621781
>implying I want people sending me 20 pizzas
>>60621729
how fucking paranoid are you
pathetic asshole
>>60621825
fuck you
>>60621816
Yeah because if 15 autists know what city you're in they can figure out your address
>>60621729
>my city is hotter than a drought state
fookin end me
>>60621254
PRAISE JESUS
>>60621816
Doubt anyone cares to do that.
>>60621729
iT IS 90s all week, thank god for it not being july or august, or humidity would be high.
>>60621816
We have like a dozen people who post with their city flag. Take your meds.
>>60621931
giant metropolitan cities like Portland, LA, SJ, or Richmond
big difference to mine
>>60599505
>at night
always
>>60621984
Unless your city has less than 50 people it's completely fine, stop being so paranoid
>>60621984
Hahaha I was just wheedling for more information now that you've sufficiently narrowed down your location I'm going to SWAT you 3 times
>>60621436
>TFW June Gloom
It's pleasant, no sun though ;_;
>>60621984
got your toinfoil hat on a little tight today eh
>>60622211
lol u fuckin idiet you revealed your location enjoy the incoming doxx
as we speak my team have pinpointed potential posters in moorpark to about ~5 people, get redy fgt
um some of you studied chinese here right?
>>60622338
>Using your actual city
kek
232nd for Pacific North West
>>60622371
I live in a suburb, not actual metropolitan Phoenix but that's besides the point
20 pizzas headed your way bucko
>>60622352
Sort of.
>>60622352
Shi, wo de zhong wen shi ma ma hu hu.
Wei shen me?
>>60622377
>north west
south west a best
>>60622438
>>60622464
i am looking for self study material for traditional characters
>tfw walking out of 100+ degree heat into a 72 degree house
>>60622507
>Traditional
Fucking West German
>>60622666
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>>60622687
Make Taiwan China Again
>>60622507
Just read Taipei Times or something. There are a few university websites that have good traditional character materials too. I mean really it doesn't matter that much cause in the end its just remembering lots of little drawings, so its all more or less the same. Focus on radicals first. Are you thinking about moving here after all?
>>60622666
>west germany
>bad
Meh, besides muh immigrants and stuff west germany is better than the east.
Its a good city, lads.
Does anyone else think that Trump becoming the frontrunner has been associated with the decrease in school/deranged autist shootings?
>>60622835
Fred Durst please.
>>60622796
East Germany
>No immigrants
>No degeneracy
>Strong military
>Cool flag
>Roided out superfreak olympians
West Germany
>Cucked military occupation from US
>Can't even hold an olympics without having a terrorist attack
>Full of Muslims and degeneracy
>>60622835
Used to live in Jax Beach area. Pretty cool place.
>>60622886
No they just happen in clumps. No inspiration recently.
>>60622757
just want to get started with the language first
ao how do i get down the radicals?
input? i need my character to be maximum qt
What should I order for lunch
>>60623020
Study the most common ones. It will help you recognize other characters easier.
