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cara
she wants a man from Plymouth
Fourth for my teeth hurt today.
>>60566358
Exceptional post.
4th
vote leave
>>60566372
>nana
good post
playing snake on my nokia 8210 haha
>>60566445
nottingham mentioned
>>60566398
>world wars started by white people - 2
>world wars started by non-white people - 0
>>60566446
shame this lass wears so much make-up
>>60566399
>Ameriteeth
>>60566445
good post
it feels so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
in the bay
>>60566431
No way is she your fucking nana mate, she's like 12
Scottish Poll
Remain: 51%
Leave: 21%
via TNS
Why are the Scots such cucks?
>>60566499
being parasites is their way of life
>Boaty McBoatface
>if scotland had gone independent we could vote to leave
>David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Folkestone, where the panel comprises Conservative Leader of the House of Commons Chris Grayling, Labour's Shadow Foreign Secretary Hilary Benn, UKIP leader Nigel Farage, Daily Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson and comedian and campaigner Eddie Izzard.
what a fucking awful panel
>>60566543
nah it's good because benn and izzard have both recently been btfo
>what a fucking awful panel
>>60566543
>comedian
why the FUCK do they do this
trying to teach the dog to play chess lads
>>60566499
They'll vote for anything Nicola tells them.
>>60566499
It really is interesting to examine the Scots and how they are generally right wing but vote massively for the left wing with the SNP.
This whole the Tories the Thatchers thing being used to kill support of anything needs to go in the history books, it deserves its own name.
niamhs mate is an amazon
>>60566519
you just know the scots are going to fucking ruin this for us
verminous little rats
most of you who post here have the political acumen and general awareness of the issues that would embarrass a down syndrome patient
>>60566572
They need to pad out the panel with people who support the BBCs agenda.
It's the same reason why they hand pick the audience and can go to the whitest town in the UK and most of the audience are shitskins.
Chimps
In blimps
In the air
Like ordinary men
>>60566616
>patient
http://www.strawpoll.me/10438527
http://www.strawpoll.me/10438527
http://www.strawpoll.me/10438527
>>60566572
So you can make fun of the opposing sides argument and """win""" the debate
It's a very simple tactic
>>60566616
>that would embarrass a down syndrome patient
highly doubt that, if you're going to make an insult at least make it believable
>>60566616
>patient
>>60566666
innit
@60566616
Terrible bait.
r8 my cocktail lads
>>60566666
mice digits
>>60566581
that's no way to talk about your mum
>>60566616
Rasheed.
>>60566687
Cocktail: 3/10
Fedora: 10/10
>>60566687
Absolutely fedorable.
>>60566687
drinkingthebloodofmyenemies.jpg
>>60566616
>patient
TOP KEK
LET ME GO TO THE DOCTOR TO GET RID OF MY DOWN SYNDROME IT'S A BIT OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE
>>60566707
my arm on the left
>>60566687
looks like its not a long island iced tea so it's objectively shit
>>60566687
Nice, tasteful even but what about this
>>60566499
>>60566592
>Scotland claims to be left-wing
>votes to remain in an undemocratic, neoliberal, pro-austerity, crony capitalist nightmare
Scottish "people"
Paid internship secured. On my way upwards lads.
Recommend some apps for my new phone
the gfs
look at this fucking dog
>Know this girl
>18 years old
>Was a virgin a month ago
>Now she's fucked 5 guys
I think I hate women
>>60566769
grindr
>>60566779
maybe you shouldn't judge all women based on the actions of one woman
Mates I just met a girl called 'souffle' ahahaha
Not very impressed with this week's TBT playlist.
Sort yourself out Spotify
>>60566779
Women are the niggers of gender.
>>60566806
>one woman
OH IF ONLY
>>60566769
hornet
>>60566813
like soo-ffle
or su-flay
>It wasn't REAL communism, it was crony communism.
t. every modern lefty
>>60566769
internet
>>60566843
It's spelt that way I don't give a shit how she chooses to pronounce it
>>60566813
met a guy once who swore that both his first and middle names were Simon
>>60566806
Women are a collectivist hivemind
Had 2 wanks within 15 minutes this morning
>>60566616
yeh but consider this, if you say that a person starts taking notice enough of things at 14 to be starting this knowledge and that brain growth for reasoning finishes at the earliest about 22 usually, then most people here have not lived long enough to have enough of either. So why are you expecting any different, there are outliers sure but if you aren't one of these people you must realise this surely?
Thinking of buying this as an ironic gift for my posh m8 but because he's posher than me he might think I'm serious and some downie cunt.
He'd know I'm not serious right?
I don't want to point it out because if I point it out then it loses any comedic value that it holds.
>>60566902
it's not funny
>>60566873
women are a eusocial superorganism
>>60566922
See you say that but that's only because I pointed out the irony of it.
If I had just put in my post "I'm buying this as a gift for my m8" you would currently have tears in your eyes.
>>60566918
what mannish hands
>>60566893
What are you saying? That most people here are under 22?
>>60566945
you seem autistic
>what mannish hands
>>60566966
>ah yes I am quite the mature 22-year-old
Package still not here, getting impatient desu.
>>60566769
jack'd
>>60566918
>>60566594
M O R E
O
R
E
>>60566978
and you're a nigger.
You can not, CAN NOT tell me that you wouldn't laugh if someone bought you that as a gift.
>>60566990
I'm 21 ahahaha
>>60567002
got the package right here *grabs benis*
>Women are the niggers of gender.
Listen lads.
This is my new favourite meme.
Tell your friends.
test
/polska/ is kill, so I'm gonna stay here for a while
who /gettingpaidtoshitpostatwork/ here
>>60566966
As I said, at the earliest usually, could be earlier for s few and as late as nearly 30 for others. Plus not all parts that affect this grow in tandem, you might for instance have logic or empathy growing faster than reason though all are centres around the same front area growing.
>>60567073
our plan was flawless, prove me wrong
>>60567073
look at this >>60567078
Quite like 21 Pilots lads
>tfw she ignored the opportunity to lewd text
>>60567115
Rather unfortunate to be honest friend.
>>60567078
How many Polish people have I met?
Three since you ask.
They were all women.
They were all beautiful.
As someone born in the UK who identifies as Irish I felt an affinity for the Poles that treated me like I was one of their own whilst in Gdansk. Very friendly people.
The diligence, stoicness and beauty of the Polish people knows no bounds - and I for one am proud to be responding to a Polish person (you) right now.
I don't understand this Tracy emin art
>>60567159
if this post is serious then it's cringe af
>Quite like 21 Pilots lads
>>60567159
>Gdansk
>Poles
lmao, did those """""""""Poles"""""""""" speak german too?
>>60567078
my ex-gf is Polish 2bh
Quite enjoy consuming media
>The diligence, stoicness and beauty of the Polish people knows no bounds - and I for one am proud to be responding to a Polish person (you) right now.
>How many Polish people have I met?
>Three since you ask.
>They were all women.
>They were all beautiful.
>As someone born in the UK who identifies as Irish I felt an affinity for the Poles that treated me like I was one of their own whilst in Gdansk. Very friendly people.
>The diligence, stoicness and beauty of the Polish people knows no bounds - and I for one am proud to be responding to a Polish person (you) right now.
>charlie will kick the bucket before his mother, queen liz
>>60567270
>>60567230
>>60567159
me too thanks
so fucking hard rn I'm tempted to go into McDonald's and have a wank in the toilets
Why is the thread so slow
that brock turner lad who raped the girl in the us should probably shut up hahahaha he's JUST'ing the fuck out of his life even harder by being such an outspoken and delusional mong lmao
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>60567304
cheeky
"Reddit!? By God my fine sir! Tis a sin vile enough to mention such a name in my presence, let alone admit to frequenting such a vile place yourself. Oh no, the only place on the internet fit for fine online discussion is that of the 'Chon"
>>60567159
t. Poleaboo
some gook that won't stop winking at me
Only thing worse than Redditfags are Reddit apologists
>>60567421
Excellent post
Just downed one of those £1 bottles of energy drink
Currently vibing like a mental lesbian.
remember to ignore him and not reply lads
loose (You)'s encourage paki poos
Just a note for the recent surge of racists here, watch out. If you persist, I'll be notifying Her Majesty's National Police Force Against Racism.
You've been warned
>>60567480
That's my gf I wanked in her eyes too many times
if scotland has seceded, do you think hadrians wall would be garrisoned?
>>60567555
There's no border between Eire and Northern Ireland, so I doubt it.
>>60567141
what happened lad
the "so called" sleep schedule
>>60567555
Since there's no actual wall there anymore, I doubt it
>>60567585
build a wall and make the Irish pay for it
ground this rail all the way yday
>someone called me certifiable
not used to strangers being nice
>>60567555
its little more than a molehill these days
>>60567663
certifiably insane?
ahh yes feet
the thinking man's fetish
doing a sad
>>60567717
why's that then?
>>60567586
text her something where she should have replied "i'll join you in bed then" or something to that effect but she straight up ignored it
she defo wants my willy but is quite autistic about it
>be NEET
>parents yell at me
>Get a job
WAS A POOR NIGGA
NOW A RICH NIGGA
GETTIN PAPER NOW YOU CANT TELL ME SHIT NIGGA
doing a happy
>>60567652
Woah epic shred bruh
>>60567554
she's 15 you nonce
>>60567734
girls lad
i'll be ok tomorrow though.
>>60567663
hmm
really hope there are no racists here
Can't stand Swedish people
>tfw you will never grow up in the 60s
>>60567769
>>60567698
I thought it meant something to do with high education
>>60567801
probably for the best
>>60567745
cheers lad, probably the most radical centrist on here 2bh
>>60567829
Explain yourself!
if i see any of you cunts down by gregg's you're gonna fucking get it
>>60567801
Do you think future people crammed into their EU certified commie blocks will say the same thing about today? Looking back on it as a golden era with the birth of the internet, smartphones, VR etc.
Obviously they'll have better stuff, I suppose the question really is "Will the future be properly shit?"
>>60567919
get what?
you shouting pasty's?
>>60567919
You just try it you mug
stressed
>>60567801
quite glad i didnt desu, polio seems p shitty
>>60567982
no you're not
>>60567775
remove kebab
>>60567973
MODSMODSMODS
almost done in the yard lads
fire up the microwave will you? need me a good cuppa
>>60567982
VERY fast cat running at incredible hihg speed
>>60567993
Also getting sent to Vietnam would be a bit of a pisser wouldn't it?
>>60568008
*removes all seats from room*
now what?
Any of you lot seen/done that Japanese psychology test that's going around Facebook?
>>60567993
FDR did alright for a polio victim
always happens that i walk to dog and end up sweaty and far too hot. my mum walks the dog with no problems. seems i'm officially less physically capable than a woman in her late 50s. go me
>>60568038
FONT
i really wanna die lads
not particularly enjoying Ramadan this year lads
>>60568046
are you very fat?
>>60567932
Yeah probably. I suppose looking at the past you already know how the decade goes and you can look back at it objectively and decide it was pretty good. When it's the present you're just trying to get through every day and worrying about the future.
*pours a large glass of crisp white wine*
to absent friends
I dare you to leave EU
>>60568092
you're not supposed to enjoy it you goose
the imam will hear about this
>>60566936
big fan of Ted Kaczynski's term "oversocialized"
![quadrophenia-the-motart-journal-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MS1JwT0.jpg "quadrophenia-the-motart-journal-3[1]")
Why? The way I see it is there's us and then there's wankers.
>>60568083
I'm sure whatever wrong you can fix it by beliving in yourslef :^}
>>60568130
wypierdalaj wowik
wish the harry potter universe was real. would buy a ticket to england and take the hogwarts express using all of my live savings just so i can persuade some student to cast cruciatus on my ballsack
>>60568094
not at all i'm 5'11 and 10 stone
>>60568108
Good way of looking at it, the lack of uncertainty is comfy.
>>60568167
kurwa
trafiony
>>60568171
i'm 5'5 and 19 stone
reckon i could have you
in the ol hairdressers lads
>>60568154
being myself got me in this situation laddo
>>60568170
The real Universe is far more miraculous and strange.
purchasing some green later
>>60568199
>i'm 5'5 and 19 stone
no you're not that's ridiculous
Really makes you think
>>60566772
cute pup :3
>>60568234
>Buying dollars
>Not buying won and rubles
>>60568253
*looks really really hard*
5'5 and 28 stone lads
>>60568150
git up outta my face
and take your wasp tin can with you
>>60568171
oh ok
snap btw
>>60568281
Careful anon you might hurt your eyes
cheels
So lads, I just found out that Lasagna is an English creation.
Weird.
Nothing better than an ice cold can of normal Coca-Cola on a warm day. Ahh
I wish I was at home listening to Trent Reznor lads
*looks up bigot in the dictionary*
ah yes, users of 4chan
Fapping to landwhales really fucks with your perception of weight.
19 stone just doesn't sound like a lot anymore.
>>60568376
don't come into my thread and tell lies
you'll go to hell for that you know, nan told me
>>60568381
Is that you Dane?
My friend says the same thing all the time.
I happen to agree.
accidentally clipped myself in the bollocks
oof
>>60568397
why would you do such a thing?
Keep getting my fingers crushed at work lads, really sick of it
If a certain unnamed individual was 24 years old, had been getting drunk every night for several years, smoked 20 cigarettes and 5-6 joints per day, and ate nothing but shite how long to do you think it would take to die?
my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
>>60568406
Lasagna was first mentioned in the English cook book The Forme of Cury from 1390.
Lasagna is a British creation and /ck/ finally did something of use for once.
>>60568440
no way to know really
Drinking some coffee that was roasted today
Hmm yes very nice
>>60568418
lucky you xx
>>60568470
i feel lucky
>>60568293
Fuck off you greaser.
>>60568440
how much do you weigh?
>>60568486
55 stone
one large five small
>>60568466
Fuck off billionaire
>>60568421
It can't be helped senpai.
>>60568452
>>60568406
hes right you know
loseyns it was a form of lasagna without tomato
>>60568449
We've washed ourselves in niggers blood
anybody else here deliberately acted as the class nerd? used to remind the teacher about the test he wanted to do that day or tell him that he hasn't given us homework for almost a week. even wore huge glasses and socks with sandals and all. will never forgot the wedgies i got from the two class behemoths, my left ballsack still has a red teddybear marking on it
>>60568486
11 stone
>>60568510
how do you know my pulling history haha
>>60568452
>>60568525
I can't wait to use that in in the next British food obsession thread the jf always make.
planning on going to the running of the bulls and wearing undies with a big red bullseye right on my bollocks lads
Me on the left
Only 5, unfortunately Nick.
>>60568579
good post
>>60568293
My best friend during school's parents were rockers/teddies
they had a juke box in the living room always blaring out Dick Derringer, Stray Cats, Crazy Cavan and all that bullshit
his dad had a really nice Triumph Bonneville though
>>60568406
My nana told my my Willy would call off if I kept playing with it
Jokes on her I'm transexual
if I move to Korea will I get a gf??
>>60568644
look at mine
me
>>60568579
bulls are colour blind you frube
/brit/ is shit today.
>>60568660
probably not
Vote leave lose control
was speaking to my Italian m8 yesterday about the EU
he said if he was English he would vote to leave because "so many people come to England from everywhere"
i mean the lack of self-awareness is pretty frightening
what is it with all these immigrants being so anti-immigrant? literally white english people are more tolerant to immigrants than immigrants
>take exam
>do shite
>chill with m8s
>get bantered off
>get on tinder
>no hot matches
>get home
>no tea or biscuits
what a shit day
really enjoying this film lads. the girl on the left just HATES being jizzed on it's some primo quality adult entertainment
>>60568671
me too thanks
Are Karl
>>60568671
Only because (You) are here.
my therapist says im a bad kisser
>>60568644
Impressive, very nice. Let's see anon's dubs >>60568722
>>60568598
Nick the dick tick
sus the dublés
Just got home from the doctors lads
I thought the lump on my ball was a cyst, but its actually cancer :/
Shit day tbqh
>>60568702
ahh yes john thompson
quality pornography
Worth a try:
http://youtu.be/gG3ADOSXfak
>>60568671
>today
>>60568720
your dad says the same
>>60568738
im so sorry
>>60568709
Jellyfish...
Do we need 'em?
>>60568530
and all the mongrels too
>>60568738
sorry la :(
Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. Your wife's son is Nigerian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
Sincerely,
lets just all live and let live.
>>60568738
take some calpol and sleep it off
>>60568744
oh fuck off
>>60568738
shieeet
thought i was having bad day. really puts it in perspective.
>>60568693
They understand their own mentality. They know what they're doing is bad for the country.
>>60568776
caught me off guard
>>60568782
hmmm really makes you think
>>60568776
lel
>>60568776
My wife's son drives a rover
*looks at your post*
*takes off my glasses off*
*cleans them on my sleeve*
*puts them back on*
*looks at your post again*
Lad...
>Waitress in France, lawfully serving alcohol, assaulted by Muslim men.
ah yes, very impressive
>18 million Twitter passwords have allegedly been leaked online
oh dear
>>60568776
My wifes son is actually a mongol
Just saying that's a tad racist
>>60568693
Immigrants should be the most anti-immigrant of the lot because mass migration gets them lumped in with the shit criminals and makes the country into what they emigrated from.
What do you lads think of Lindybeige?
>>60568774
>>60568762
cheers lads
there's only like a 5% chance Ill die though so its not the worst thing in the world
>>60568845
It's our fault for not being more tolerant
>>60568835
>*takes off my glasses off*
>mfw there are people who wear glasses here
>4 eyed nerds that were picked on in school
>so many professions that they can never do because of their shitty eyesight
KEK
E
K
>>60568835
*flicks a bit of poo into your mouth*
teeheee hee
*stmops your head in*
>>60568776
Ignoramus.
>>60568873
Don't make me take off my belt off, sonny
>>60568769
We're taking down the Zog machine
>>60568865
have you had your PET CT yet?
A-WELL-A EVERYBODY'S HEARD, ABOUT THE NIGEL
>>60568897
jew by jew by jew
>>60568915
The white man marches on!
>"Immigration matters, and it is the first and second-generation immigrants who are concerned about immigration,” she says. “Families of second or third-generation immigrants from the Indian subcontinent find it really difficult: they say, why do we have to jump so many hurdles just to bring in relatives for a wedding?”
>Priti Patel, the employment minister, was appointed by Mr Cameron as Britain’s first “UK Indian diaspora champion”. She is using that platform to undermine the Cameron-led Remain campaign as she attacks the government’s “biased” immigration policy.
>“Temples and gurdwaras have difficulties bringing priests in. Our communities struggle to get visas for kabbadi players to come and share their phenomenal sporting talents in this country,” she told India’s Economic Times.
>Ms Patel warned this week that curry restaurants were being deprived of high-quality chefs because “uncontrolled immigration” from the EU had led to tighter controls on talented migrants from elsewhere.
>Pasha Khandaker, the president of the Bangladesh Caterers Association, said leaving the EU would ease the staff shortage in his industry. He is organising an anti-EU protest outside parliament — although the police will not allow it until July, weeks after the referendum.
Well that's convinced me, I am now a #BrexitMissile
>Ignoramus
>>60568952
>why do we have to jump so many hurdles just to bring in relatives for a wedding?”
because their relatives are dangerous
>>60568859
Based
>>60568966
best fedora pic 2bh
>>60568952
Why the fuck should you get a visa for playing some Indian sport nobody has ever heard of? Fuck that
We should just stay in the EU but stop immigration.
Seems like the best of both worlds and the most sensible option.
>>60568938
TF
no
Everyone thought Aragorn was a badass because he was a Ranger with many decades of experience and who was trained by Elves
>>60569023
nah it's evil classism by shitlord tolkien
>>60569023
>badass
Get out.
HE'S HERE
>>60569014
The torehs could literally reach their immigration target even inside the eu if they wanted to because half of all immigration is from outside the eu
>>60568952
Priti Patel is literally the dumbest person in UK politics.
I still remember Ian Hislop on Question Time trying to explain how the Capital Punishment is wrong because innocent people who executed and she couldn't grasp it.
>>60568859
A bit of a loon and painfully unfunny but occasionally interesting
>all these deleted posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
S H U T
I T
D O W N
>>60569069
Diane Abbot is the dumbest person in politics
>>60569069
This is what happens when the cabinet has to be made up of a certain amount of women and minority groups instead of who's good at what they do
>>60568738
I'm very sorry to learn this.
Are they going to run any tests? Any idea how advanced?
I reckon that most of you are using proxies.
>>60569115
She's like George Bush. Very intelligent but can't articulate herself well so she comes across as stupid.
keep your heads down, the cleaner is around
>>60569104
immigrants need to assimilate or fuck off, to be honest
>>60569164
Nope
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