objective truth edition
hi how are you
>>60564334
am alright
can you read me list please
what did you do while 4chan was broken?
it was tough 2bh
>>60564317
I disagree
our nige
>>60564343
carrot, lentil and cumin soup. nothing too fancy but tasty and wholesome.
saving the quesadillas till tomorrow or the weekend as i forgot i had a soup to cook.
>>60564366
ur nan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju4oFoSR9Ms
choon
kpop
>>60564371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJXYtHq7YM
reposting tune from last thread
>>60564408
;_;
>>60564366
i was sat at home helping refugees into eu
suddenly anon call
"post fucking machines"
'no'
and you???
that we to judge thee hath in hate pretended
>carrot, lentil and cumin soup. nothing too fancy but tasty and wholesome
Getting my daily dose of CBD and THC
>>60564430
H A I R Y
A
I
R
Y
Will looking at fully clothed chavs / jailbait online get me in trouble with Interpol? Pretty sure it isn't illegal but it's the first time I've done it and I just feel awful desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isqOVK4G4fc
choon
Finished
Probably not a good idea to include pics of PMs
>>60564047
Thank you for your support
My solicitor hasn't contacted me in almost a month since they claimed they had somethign urgent to discuss with me
havent even glimpsed at a post
Getting my daily dose of ethanol and saturated fats
>>60564317
I like the tv show. All the anecdotes are seriously fascinating and thank God even though it's for kids it's not stuff that everyone knows. I think I may rewatch it again some day.
Though in the very last episode they used present day borders while talking about the beginning of WWII. I kinda know why they did it but it still felt like tripping over a finish line.
Conduct yourself in a proper manner - ignore it, deny it what it wants.
i want to be buried in howling fjord
Can an australian please make some vocaroos I love you lot and your faggoty accent
do not respond
>>60564465
not even a tiny peek?
>>60564484
Did you used to post in /epl/?
There was an Australian poster there who was also quite abusive towards me
>>60564470
beer and crisps?
Don't even think about it.
The runt survives off attention, starve it.
>>60564485
rather grizzly hills desu
*plays The Great Escape on the trombone*
>>60564527
P A T R I C I A N
*prefer matures though
>>60564527
that's a right growler
Jesus
>>60564366
Ate a delicious Sri Lankan curry for dinner and chatted about Brexit and the US election with the folks
>>60564539
mouthwash and bacon fat
let the runt starve lads
>>60564548
I'm not going anywhere and I suspect you're a janny
>>60564366
kept hammering the post button so i could get my comment in first
Business Idea: Work people hard for minimum pay
>>60564550
literally the best 2 zones in the game
ahh i miss it
>>60564366
Just played ladder battles on TW Warhammer
Just report it.
>>60564590
alri matey off of sports direct who was in the news recently
>>60564600
I have my free week still, going to reactivate it over the summer maybe and enjoy it one last time before it dies
Haven't eaten a hairy one in years, kinda miss seeing them from time to time but now they are so rare it's borderline fetish to have pubes
Daily reminder that the Euros start tomorrow and Scotland, the joint oldest international football team in the world, is NOT in it, and Iceland is.
>>60564485
>>60564550
>wrathbabbies
turns out video of that yank woman who brained herself on live tv in the 70's exists lads
leak when
Does anyone else keep a tally of how many (You)s they get on 4chan?
I hope the number gets read out at my funeral as testament to my one achievement here on Earth
>>60564628
I don't mind a bit of hair desu, when it's literally covered it's not nice though
>>60564640
friend I started in vanilla
>>60564643
wut
>>60564656
>>60564663
gay boy
calling it now
britain wont leave the eu
>>60564631
>Literally who isn't in it but literally who is instead
ok
>>60564656
Have one on me.
>>60564640
>because he likes a zone from expansion X it means he started playing during expansion X
>>60564653
it was the best ever MMO to exist at one point
*dances*
>steeping into nagrand the first time
>>60564708
will there ever be another mmo like warcraft? I fucking miss it
>>60564653
I wanted to like it but it's so repetitive
>go to X
>collect/kill X
>return to X
So the dole is paying for my NEET ass to do any course I want up to €3000.
I've been unemployed two years now and can't even get a retail job. What should I go for? Obviously I can't just walk into university, but they'll pay for me to go do stuff at lower levels.
>>60564736
never probably
Actishill will never allow it
>>60564675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
some yank woman shot herself on live tv in the 70's and they managed to dump the footage on the delay so it wasn't broadcast. the station gave her family "the only copy" and they destroyed it.
apparently the studio owner made a copy and snuck it out, and outlets are reporting the tape exists.
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/christine-chubbuck-suicide-video-exists.html
>>60564672
>>60564708
*windfury crits you*
psshh, nothin personnel kiddos
>>60564766
all me
>>60564744
do something IT related, maybe web development or something you could do from home.
alright ill delete that post now i dont like it when he replies to me
>>60564759
wait, they didn't dump out hahaha it got aired nvm
>>60564744
Start your own college and pocket the money aha x
i FUCKING hate these CUNTS
awooooOOOOOGGAAAA
>>60564790
ribena is a certified retard
ello lads
one of my mates (ive known him online for like 4 years now) is from Birmingham and he says that's it a shithole and can't find a job, how true is this?
I'm wondering because this cunt can't even afford a proper PC which seems strange because I thought you had plenty of jobs in UK.
>>60564790
No surely he means
>go to X
>collect/kill Y
>return to Z
>>60564813
Oh gross, that was him?
>>60564766
BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES
come to my house and shag my sisteeeeer
>>60564830
yeh
>>60564835
alright
>>60564830
>him
shitlord
>decide to make mother coffee
>keep getting intrusive thoughts about splashing the hot coffee on her
H-haha
>>60564825
It is a shithole but has plenty of jobs. He just doesn't want to jobs the rasheeds will do for tuppence
>I live in london
Hope the £2500/month shed and daily paki bumming on the cramped tube is worth it lad
>>60564812
problem?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Don't reply to posts that
>refer to Pakipoo in the third person
>talk about crossdressing
>talk about email scamming
>use capital letters and line breaks (if it's just on the line underneath, you're fine, he leaves full line breaks)
>references /britfeel/
>references polish girls
I know it's tough lads but just try and use common sense. It's better to hold back giving a (You) if you're unsure, your actual brit friends will understand
>>60564871
he's a lazy twat then
>>60564766
buen post alberto
>>60564812
>>60564888
I wrote this, thanks for helping out mate
>>60564888
>not having extra flags
>>60564920
did a world of good lad x
Summer makes me horny all the time
>>60564922
>not posting from work
>>60564888
ngl i identify him 100% by his formatting haha
why does this dog make me so happy
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465169087608.webm
>>60564955
bit harsh
Does anyone else enjoy the eternal Angloposting?
The thing is Hollywood has been demonising us for decades, we enjoy it.
the americans are waking up
>>60565002
MAN THE TRENCHES
>Breakfast is ready anon
>>60565009
READY THE ARTILLERY
>breakfast is ready anon
look at this fucking dog
if someone puts a space between their punctuation marks, do not reply to them, its not worth it
eg. "test ?"
>>60565011
>Don't just shovel it down!
>>60564971
yeah I'm a big fan 2bh.
>>60565011
I just don't understand, why a shovel?
Is this in some shitty posh cafe that is doing faux working class stuff? That would explain why the benders left out the black pudding.
>breakfast is ready, anon
>>60565030
FIRE
>>60565033
whats above his head? is that water
car won't start
>>60565032
those fully cooked yolks, those murikan beans, no milk in the tea, brown bread. I mean.. It's a start.. but... 2/10
>>60565089
a bullet
>>60565070
The workers used to cook their breakfast on shovels or some shit
>>60565036
are you sure ?
>>60565048
we have the same phone case and also both have pet tortoises and we're the same age do you think I have a chance
business plan: exchange services and/or goods for currency
>>60565002
The yank runts are breaking through the fences.
>>60565070
It's apparently a reference to people who worked on steam engine trains using their coal shovels to cook breakfast in the furnace
>>60565104
The bread is burnt iirc, not brown bread
Also aren't Heinz beans American in the first place?
>>60565129
She has a pet tortoise?
>>60565143
yeah
>>60565133
business idea: print my own money
>>60565032
>We bullied that yank so hard he left and never returned
>>60565158
That's a bit weird. Hope it gives her hepatitis
>all the banks and financial experts tell us not to leave
>all the world powers tell us not to leave
>threats made towards falklands and gibraltar
>possibility of scottish independence
>conflict in northern ireland could be on the cars
>government and all political parties tell us not to leave
Can someone explain to me why we're even having a referendum unless they're all just over exaggerating
Imagine marrying a Russian
business idea: increase price of item when people want more of it, decrease when they don't want it
>>60565032
>dat abbey road mug
he tried so hard
imagine being a yank lads
just
fucking imagine hahahah
>>60565168
It was an aussie
>>60565076
It looks shite, but perfectly edible.
>>60565032
would probably have looked a lot nicer if he didn't take such a shit picture in the dark
>>60565201
it was a yank
>>60565171
why
What are Russians like?
>>60565076
Is this Jack's world famous omelette in a bag?
>>60565208
thanks for your opinion you fucking cunt
>>60565172
>muh immigrants
>muh brussels bureaucrats
>are nige, lol he's drinking a pint just like me
>>60565138
>Also aren't Heinz beans American in the first place?
Yes, but it's a different blend over here. Less sweet. You can tell from the colouring that those are all wrong. I'm sure you can get "real" beans in Florida etc. where there are a lot of brit expats.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE MASTER TROLE** POST THIS IN THREE threads or FACE trolling...
: ^ )
>>60565115
brave bullet time doggo
>>60565091
Thanks for the FACTs Mr Corbyn.
>>60565233
unnecessarily rude telling your mum
>>60565231
yep
>>60565201
Did you miss the American flag in the photo?
>>60565168
He came back and posted some disgusting beans on toast a few months ago. Dont have it on hand
>>60565104
You say all that and yet you don't comment on the elephant in the room?
Look on the left of the plate, that is an actual dog shit.
>>60565249
(got a method)
>>60565275
I didn't
>>60565249
ye? does he (have a method) ?
hayfever's getting bad lads
send an ambulance
Did the man kick the ball yet?
we need to get rid of the brussels the bureaucrats so we can get our the sovereignty back
>>60565201
Full English breakfasts are standard here in winter
>anon are you a virgin?
>60565282
Its him, dont do it
got measles boys
fucking hippies
I have no desire to interact with the vaginal jew.
I wish they didn't exist tbqh.
>>60565300
Please stop complaining about your fucking hayfever.
Nobody cares.
>>60565138
Yank beans are made with a sugar syrup while our are made with tomatoes.
Why would you think they are the same worldwide? Everything gets localised to their markets. Cunt.
Going to the pakishop.
Want owt?
>>60565313
which fucking petri dish did this mutant crawl out of
>>60565330
Beans are serious business
>>60565313
R A R E
anybody else in manchester x
Remember~!
Do not bully Australians~<3!
>>60565306
the brussels the bureaucrats
like this
>>60565337
ur mam's snatch
>>60565172
>threats made towards Falklands and Gibraltar
BANG! And the spics are gone.
>>60565229
They're alright in my experience.
Then again I've only met the ones that have made it to the UK
>>60565325
not an argument
>>60565336
a single cigarette and a can of white ace pls..
OK to owe you 12p mate?
>>60565336
thats a french cornetto you madman
>>60565337
spit out my water when i read this
hahahah x
>>60565330
Post American beans
me again. Still no word from her
>>60565201
It was a yank you spastic, I was in the thread and I suspect I know which yank it was but won't say for his benefit.
>>60565349
*bullies you*
>>60565336
>dutch as first language
wew
goat slag tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
posting /brit/ theme
>>60565401
me on the left
Doing a poo at work
>>60565419
nonce
>>60565336
Corn on the cob.
>>60565423
willing to bet it isn't
>>60565428
>literally getting paid to push feces out of your asshole
>>60565428
>not watching animus at work
doing a poo for work
>>60565346
>Yanks call their spics beaners and not us or the spud niggers
guys what is this meme called??????????????????????????????????
t.hanks
colin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U631FGnXDXY
chune
>>60565450
>corn on the cob
>>60565348
0161.
>New job is so fucking easy I'm bored shit less
>I've got 3 more hours to go and I've been given nothing to do and nothing is expected of me.
Reee I'm sure many would kill to be in this situation but I hate it.
slob on my knob
>>60565484
Mexicans don't bake them, they eat them straight up. It's like a corner stone of their diet.
>>60565383
Why the fuck would I have pictures of American beans on my drive? Engage your feeble brain for once in your insipid life.
>>60565550
check in with me
>>60565529
You're under-employed. Time to start looking for promotions
>>60565529
just post on brit and perhaps play games on your phone
>>60565348
yeah meet me by withington library in 10 minutes
suck me
![Watch_Bradley_Walsh_and_Shaun_Wallace_s_hysterical_laughing_fit_on_The_Chase[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B8TFCvV.jpg "Watch_Bradley_Walsh_and_Shaun_Wallace_s_hysterical_laughing_fit_on_The_Chase[1].jpg")
>mfw the people i know who got all As in their exams and went on to do Psychology are all now working in Recruitment and are tens of thousands in debt
>mfw the mongs who went straight into construction have £50k in the bank after working straight out of school and saving for 5 years
new meme I made
>>60565529
Fill in your extra time with something other than shitposting lad.
>>60565503
>tumblr in filename
OUT
>>60565563
>Country: United Kingdom, United States
Ah yes of course "British" beans
>>60565529
no I know what you mean I've worked a lot of shitty jobs, time always goes faster when you've actually got a lot of stuff to do compared to just bumming around doing nothing.
luckily i can listen to podcasts on my current night job or i'd probably have already topped myself
>>60565516
Those are sesame seeds, you spastic eyed freak.
>>60565590
both options sound grim
>>60565574
I just got a 10k promotion.
why are British beans orange??
>>60565586
no but i am near there
>>60565612
What's your nightjob?
>>60565640
scroll up you stupid fuck
on route for the 2:1 lads NOT BAD NOT BAD
>>60565640
Pedro.
>>60565640
TOMA'O SAWS
>>60565640
The EU banned companies putting sugar into breakfast foods, so we use orange juice in instead to get the same effect.
Well good morning
>I'm doing a levels because I'm not an idiot
now btec barry has a uni place and I'm going straight into work
Why should the gov extend the deadline for voting registration just because some lazy cunts couldn't be arsed to do it when the referendum has been in the media for months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6VSWCs7d1w
me and me best lad, rate
>>60565595
>>60565659
>tfw threw away a first
>>60565669
>Leave the EU
>no more orange beans
Vote stay!!!
>>60565659
yeh just like the other 10 million people with a 2:1
54 hours til kick off Russia lads
We all /hyped/?
>>60565590
>construction
>50k
Not since Bartek and his Eastern European friends flooded the market.
Why does /pol/ hate Oswald Mosley?
>>60565684
agreed, like 400,000 people tried to register on the last day and that's why it crashed
>>60565653
rent boy
>>60565610
You really are fucking stupid.
Sat in le office listening to music and eating a load of raspberries/strawberries/blackberries/grapes/cherries lmao
>>60565703
Alli will sting the Euros like a bee
bet this is peter kay's doing
>>60565659
>he fell for the degree meme
enjoy your life of debt and wageslavery
>>60565720
I know you are but what am I
>>60565703
>Roy won't start Clyne
stupid cunt hate him
>>60565713
it's one german autist and they believe anglos ruined everything
>>60565736
>The metro
>>60565703
>tfw that was the best game England have played in decased
>Woy will start a 4231 formation with Vardy on the bench and Rooney behind the striker
>>60565746
>not doing a degree that the government pay for
>>60565717
w-what does that entail
>>60565746
i have no student debt lol, i'm not english
>>60565736
Ah yes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/08/leonardo-dicaprio-as-persian-poet-rumi-gladiator-screenwriter-fa/
SO SICK OF THIS HOLLYWOOD WHITEWASHING REEEEEEEE
