![[brit].png](https://i.imgur.com/jHNXTly.png "[brit].png")
Vape edition
first for nigger bum
karen
Fuck the EU
orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates
alri
Doing a poo at work lads
good thread
gf has been spending too much time with her other bf
the only time she's spoke to me this week was to ask to borrow money
>>60561897
pictures please
Nearly time to get out of the EU boys
im aff tae work lads want tae tap mesel haha
need to go onto campus but i cannot be fucking arsed because i'm way too hungover
>>60561926
>hungover on a Thursday
ah yes, the sign of someone who has their life firmly under control
>>60561947
i'm a student it's ok
> £1.24 per litre for premium unleaded
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>60561970
that is so fucking expensive hahahaha fuck me
>visit thailads website
>"firefox has blocked 178 malicious scripts from running"
>anti-exploit program stopped 9 redirects
>anti virus quarantined 18 drive-by downloads
Fucking cunt
>>60561959
>i'm a student it's ok
ahh yes, the prequel to "well I'm on a late shift tomorrow so I'll have time to sober up before work"
Welcome to the club friend
>>60561959
>i'm spending £30k of other people's money on getting drunk, wasting 3 years of my life and a piece of paper
ah yes, the sign of someone who has their life firmly under control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
>>60561983
>Implying I wouldn't use a zero day
heh
https://youtu.be/_uXJ1mgkyF0
Footage of Hillary calling Mexico a problem, needing tougher border control, deportation of illegals and building a wall
S H U T
I T
D O W N
>>60561989
>>60561984
don't judge, you nerds haha smfh
>>60562033
Just genocide the spics already.
EU FALLING APART: Now HOLLAND wants its own referendum to follow historic Brexit vote
NINE out of 10 Dutch people hope the Netherlands will hold its own EU referendum amid mass discontent at Brussels bureaucrats.
A whopping 88 per cent of people polled by a top Dutch newspaper said they would be in favour of an in/out vote along British lines.
They have been inspired by possibility of Britain quitting the bloc on June 23 – and hope 'Nexit' will follow Brexit.
The survey, carried out by De Telegraaf, will spark fears among Brussels chiefs that the bloc is on the verge of falling apart.
>tfw Europe is just waiting for us to save them by voting Brexit and getting the ball rolling
>tfw we'll let them down because we're cucks
>>60562033
BUILD
A
WALL
>>60562050
>'Nexit' will follow Brexit.
someone needs to die for this
>>60562057
JUST
>>60562070
Grexit started this stupid shit, blame the Greeks
>you will see the EU fall apart in your lifetime
pretty exciting time lads
>>60562033
OY VEY
>>60562050
B R U S S E L S
B U R E A U C R A T S
>>60562050
Them and the Catalans are going to be gutted when we vote Remain
>>60562050
>Germany destroys Europe
>Britain saves it
Time is a flat circle
>>60562080
>grexit
>brexit
>nexit
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. everyone who says it or thinks it or uses it should be chopped up into pieces. it fucking triggers me.
Did you know Poland is one of the least Euroskeptic nations in the EU?
Also if a Brexit goes ahead, France will almost certainly follow.
>>60562154
What's the funniest -exit country?
Spexit tickles me
>>60562160
Most countries will follow because Germany and Britain are literally keeping the rest of the EU afloat
babysitting this cutie again for the first time in a while this weekend
>Britain gives the EU billions
>The EU give us a few million of the money we already gave them to fund projects, farmers etc
Why do we allow this? Why not just keep our own billions to ourselves?
Why would I swap a tenner for a pound coin with someone?
>>60562180
Czexit!
>>60562223
the only good one tbf
>>60562217
Please someone add this post to the "I'm angry but I'm not sure why" starter pack
>>60562238
what?
>sister is wannabe american
>says dude
>thinks british police brutality against blacks is an issue
>thinks slavery here was the same as america
>gets upset if i say fizzy drinks
>>60562199
Why did you feel the need to share that with us?
>>60562217
it sounds like you've really processed all the facts and whittled all the complexities of the issue down to a nice understandable metaphor, well done lad.
>>60562259
what type of cretin gets upset at fizzy drinks
Just took a hit of krokodil lads
>>60562263
do you actually think I have any other friends to share it with? I'm posting on 4chan at fucking 3am
>>60562285
a thoroughly yankified idiot
>>60562259
If I tell her I've been to the states, will she wank me off?
Hmm...
>>60562303
>>60562303
It does sound a little bit childish, 2bh
people are angry
but they can't explain why
South African Firefighters in Fort McMurray Refuse to Work over Pay Dispute
South African firefighters who made international headlines for singing when they arrived in Canada have now turned to protest songs over the wages they're being paid.
About 300 firefighters who came to Alberta last month to help fight the Fort McMurray fire did not report for work Wednesday because of a pay dispute.
Bitiro Moseki is one of the firefighters based at a camp north of Fort McMurray. He said they are being paid $15 a day.
"It's fifteen not even per hour, it's fifteen per day," said Moseki.
While that may seem hard to believe, given that Alberta expects to move to a $15-an-hour minimum wage by 2018, a contract thought to be between the firefighters and their employer seems to back up the claim.
It shows the firefighters signed a contract that stated they would be paid a total of $50 a day, split into two payments.
The contract agrees to pay them $15 a day now, with the balance of $35 a day paid out within six months of their return to South Africa.
"We are not here for money, we are here to assist you," said Moseki, adding the firefighters have turned to the South African commissioner in Canada for help to resolve the issue.
>>60562319
wew
>>60562321
haha u cought me m8. memebr that face cuz u gonan see it on the news
>>60562321
I got myself a black gf lads. What should I do??
>>60562334
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
>>60562319
i wish they would stop trying to get young people into politics because they're absolutely insufferable and they don't even turn up to vote
>>60562319
P R I T I
A
T
E
L
>>60562347
get a yellow one then a white one to complete your collection.
>>60562347
drink gasoline
>>60562349
They're literally all sheltered middle class Londoners that WILL shill for remain
>>60562347
poop on her back and rub it in to see if it is the same colour
>>60562341
>inb4 they claim asylum and never leave Canada
Letting foreigners in is never a good idea. A load of African athletes who came here for the Olympics are living in Wales now on bennies.
>>60562374
Wouldn't fuck an Asian tho. Gross. So completing the collection is not gonna happen
>>60562347
encourage her to dye her hair green and introduce her to tumblr and twitter
M O G G
O
G
G
>>60562422
>Wouldn't fuck an Asian tho
I had no idea all asians were literally the exact same la
>>60562442
Wish he'd be a bit more vocal about the referendum tbf
>>60562461
>suggesting some asians are better than others
Racist
so we put the click on the 24 track which was then synced to the moog modular
G G O M O G G
....G O M O G
........O M O
............M
Wake up bender
just made home made pasta
made my own sauce too
now having that with italian red wine
listening to luciano pavarotti
having a good night lads...
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/question-time_gotthard-tunnel--dancing-haystacks-not-whirling-dervishes/42211774
This is what Europe has devolved into.
M.........G G O M
O.........G............
G.........O............
G G O M O G G
............O.........G
............G.........O
M O G G.........M
>>60562497
really want to suck those nips desu
>>60562379
Racist
>>60562403
Not into poo desu
>>60562438
She's already kinda like that but more sophisticated
taking on seven years lads
new Jodde
numales BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0
>>60562536
how old is her son?
>>60561970
fucking hell
>>60562199
nonce
First ever wank was to Jordan in her prime in 2003. Her laying on her back on a ground of snow with snow just covering her breasts and vagina
>60562603
Hello >>>/v/
just got back from a 3 day ban lads
janny fucking blew his nutter off at me hahahah
>>60562563
-0 years old non existent. This is Australia not America
>yanks have the AUDACITY to complain about their fuel prices
>>60562621
Is she an abbo?
>give £6bn to the CAP
>receive £3bn back
what a deal!
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>60562649
sounds like there's a mouse in your cap
*contemplates the accompanying image*
>>60562654
>>60562660
i want to be inside her
according to our stats thing brexit will cost us 10b
pls gib 10b if brexit tyvm
>Sharapova banned for 2 years
Damn
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6U0gwD72Fs
>>60562660
Ah yes, it's a social construct that somehow affects our biology.
look at this fucking dog
>>60562633
No African. Abos aren't viewed as humans. I
>>60562660
I'd fuck her. Dw gf isn't pyscho like her
>>60562709
*looks the other way*
mmmmm....
>>60562619
For free
>>60562223
>czexit
>off by one
top kek
>>60562688
dw there are plenty of hot tennis girls
So i heard British girls are the sluttiest of any country.
Is this true?
>>60562706
oi lad, what software do you use for tidying up your PC? like cleaning registries and deleting junk files and such.
i have slimcleaner installed (free version) but im wondering ifs theres a better software out there.
>>60562731
i didn't realise that at first but now I do and i am sad
>>60562740
frogs or russians
![537996634-leader-nigel-farage-holds-up-his-british-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mt63tx5.jpg "537996634-leader-nigel-farage-holds-up-his-british-gettyimages[1].jpg")
LOOK AT IT
>>60562740
this can't be the case since none of them have ever acted slutty in my presence
>>60562760
Is that logo a guy bent over a barrel or something?
> listening to opera
> it's so beautiful
> even the singer starts crying
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
*gazes at you lustfully from across the club*
*swaggers over to you and throws one arm drunkenly around your shoulder*
aaaayy you fuckin pommy cunt hows about you comes back to me place and i shows ya a bit of love down under you sissy slut eheheheh
How the fuck do I top up a foreign sim card lads?
It won't accept my card because its non national and I can't find out it's fucking number to use a website.
>>60562818
don't forget your daily dose of cyanide
>>60562745
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/ccleaner/
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/junkware-removal-tool/
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/combofix/
alri thailad
>>60562818
>molyneux
fucking pleb
>>60562848
ta lad
>>60562793
gay boy
>>60562838
go to the shop and ask for a voucher
>>60562854
alri
>>60562865
no worries
STOP IGNORING MY POSTS
the normies are at it again lads
>>60562848
>lostboy.exe
Nice try "mate"
>>60562793
what u listening to senpai
>>60562862
NOT
getting my daily dose of h3h3productions lads
>>60562887
pavarotti la
>>60562884
I'm not a skid m8
>>60562894
the most baffling big youtube channel
how many lobotomies do you need to go through to find this shit funny or interesting?
>>60562883
what are they doing lad?
getting my daily dose of smosh and sxephil lads
Thailad i might be getting to snog and fug a small cute asian guy
any tips on how to make passionate love to your race?
>>60562873
Not an option, can't get shore leave.
>>60562919
found out recently sxephill is still fucking going i used to watch that a billion years ago
hope thainonce's employers realise how much money they're wasting on him so he can shitpost DURING work hours.
fucking nonce
mogg is a disgusting word but jacob's a top chap
>>60562916
Loud normie things
getting my daily dose of buzzfeed and salon lads
had some plumbers round to fix something and they were Chilean. dont see many Chileans in the UK 2bh. was nice hearing them babble away in Español as they worked.
getting my daily dose of MrChiCity3 lads
>>60562958
I like latin american immigrants, they're pretty rare here so they're a bit of a curiosity.
lads shut the FUCK up with your gimmick posts
>>60562977
RIP
>>60562930
on a bed of rice
>>60562937
bit difficult then m8, not sure what else to suggest.
>>60562941
cheer up, it's almost Friday :)
>>60562999
also why the fuck do all asian gays seem to love hairy white guys like myself
getting my daily dose of lindybeige lads
>>60562991
My life is empty without gimmicks
>>60562908
giz a link?
wouldnt mind listening to some while i play cs desu
my life is empty regardless of gimmicks
>>60563019
I'm not gay nor Asian so I have no idea lad.
>>60563027
How will you hear the footsteps?
noob
>>60563060
Have you considered runtposting
>>60563027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwhP4vZAh18
>>60563061
unironically thought you were lmao
>>60563019
I was at a language exchange at a pub a few weeks ago and some tiny Japanese guy was hitting on me the whole night. Never really been come onto by a bloke before, was a strange experience.
>>60563073
Sorry to disappoint :(
Anyone want to find out what this virus does for me?
http://pastebin.com/nu5sfeD5
Link in pastebin
>>60563070
really enjoy runtposts
don't want to ruin it by being shit haha
>>60563070
That should be a last resort
>>60563061
i play it at 50% and do fine on casual which is what im playing rn
>>60563092
they're a mixed bag desu
> sleep with a cute-ish asian guy a few months ago
> pretty gud
> mfw asks out of no where if i can piss on him
>>60563073
cheers la
>>60563096
upload it to virustotal
>>60563114
I literally only play competitive
Really hate people who charge for their digital stuff on bandcamp lads.
ANTI-YANK RANGER ACTIVATE
>>60563131
>sleeping with a guy
that's gross
topkek
what should i reply
lads if I asked you to give me £60 to go out to the pub with and some mates and I said you'd receive money back for your pints what would you say? there's a huge group of other lads that are paying into the fund too and they all get some back for their pints
sounds like it might be cool right? what if I told you, you'd only be receiving £30 of your £60 contribution back, whereas other drinkers such as Gary and Frank would receive much more
doesn't that seem unfair?
>>60563175
i said no homo lad don't worry
>>60563189
delete this..
>>60563185
>dat email harvesting copypasta
>>60563131
did you top & tail?
>>60563190
Sounds like someone is the beta of their friend-group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XJQtJWKJM
posting a nice tune lads give her a listen will ya
>>60563185
Give her your email address lad.
>>60563190
Well the upside is that by contributing to this drinking fund I can go and shag gary's missus ir frank's sister whenever I want without permission from the other lads. So swings and roundabouts.
lads how would you feel if I compared an extremely complex international political issue to buying pints at the pub?
lads how would you feel if they banned all fucking benders from this site
>>60563227
aroused
>>60563200
dormers?
good, then you'll be gone.
>>60563237
I'd be sad to see you go Tbh
>>60563227
What do you mean
>>60563237
your gay ahaha
>>60563202
>>60563202
i was the one sent the copypasta
just cant tell cos of the blocked out usernames
>>60563227
thought we bestest m8s ...guess not ....huh? DELT ABUV PST PLS
>>60563237
I'd miss you.
>>60563220
hahaha okay!
*moves cursor up past the video and towards the hide post button*
>>60563256
>>60563270
ah you have both seen through my ruse, very well done
>>60563189
fucking gormless scrote
>>60563237
it would be sad to see them go
(joke part: you would be among those who left)
>>60563286
still laugh at that pillock agreeing to do that pose
such a melt
*revs microwave*
Mhmm, yes.
>wanting to put your willy in a male's anus
>finding men attractive
can't see the appeal, but whatever floats your boat I suppose
*considers it*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>60563286
me behind
>>60563308
>>60563211
I did not expect you to understand my friend from across the pond
>>60563220
ah yes, more shite
>60563322
You should think about my post more carefully la
who's dormers?
*trips over and hurts tum tum*
WAHHHHHHHHH
Starting to come around to this Brexit idea now 2bh
ok :3
>>60563349
some gormless drip that posts photos of his bent dog and hangs around in /brit/ for ebin screencaps to post on r/4chan for karma
browsing /leftypol/
>>60563358
Wouldn't making golliwogs real be contrary to Farage's ideals?
>>60563272
OHH
kek
>>60563377
How much of it is ironic pol-posting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY
saw The Nice Guys movie lads
it wasnt great
>>60563358
'ello Dave?
You're myyyyy wife nowwwwww
>>60563390
not much
>>60563407
una vela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4
Just played a fedora in pool lel
>>60563490
>Jeremy Clarkson as the driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0
>>60563513
because all the REAL MEN went off to live in colonies or America
only the most beta of cucks would stay in the shithole that is England
me at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK1vg3yUDI
>>60563513
you'll be posting this all day wont you
me & the gf
Supposed to be going out for lunch but I'm hungover as fuck
>>60563533
excellent post
poo
hello yes
>2 fucking hours
Aaaand we're back
FUCKING HIROSHIMA
>Tony Blair and John Major on the same stage and agreeing
Fuck, I miss when politics wasn't a cartoonish popularity contest
You're walking back home and see this thing down a dark alley. What do you do? Bear in mind it's 400 pounds and 9 foot tall
WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?
Me on America's Got Talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfR5O2PXzfc
Poleaboo woke up at 10am today despite going to sleep at 3am
It's not comfortable trying to have a lie in when you can't masturbate due to fasting
This does show me however how strong my willpower can be with God by my side
Finished hacking the 3DS
Just downloaded a bunch of JRPGs and Mario games, there don't seem to be many 3DS games
Guess I could download Snake Eater
>>60563568
OI
EDMUNDS
NOOO
Oh, looks like not all the boards are back up yet
>>60563613
tickle his nutsack, he loves it
dont respond
miss u
>Two batches worth of swiping right
>One (1) match
Ah yes VERY impressive
>tfw your mates mum looks younger then her daughter
how is this possible
>>60563630
ghostposting on the archive with Thailad, hbu?
Reply to him
