Your Nan is a slag edition
karen
hi how are you
jerking off my throbbing cut cock
USSR
>>60558929
I thought you were going for a swim?
taking a poo lads
not the bump limit yet you FUCKING TWAT
>>60558880
>an ancient title which existed for 1000+ years.
>>60558945
newfag
Back from posting once every 2 months and felt bad about how i left things with thailad
>>60558975
How did you leave things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcAJ9SiEOtU
>>60558986
What do people in thailand enjoy doing in their free time? What kind of jobs are there for white piggus there besides software and english?
BREAKING NEWS;
broken collarbone is healing well
>>60558986
how can you call someone from the UK out on "glass houses" when they complain about critics of the monarchy being jailed?
>>60558986
bullying
were the brits kingz n shit?
>>60559024
being a bull with BWC for rich thai cücks
>>60559052
the beaner sirs
>>60559037
shut the fuck up already
you aren't even arguing about anything at this point
>anti-monarchists shouldn't be jailed
>>60559024
>What do people in thailand enjoy doing in their free time?
Basically the same as in the West tbf m8.
>What kind of jobs are there for white piggus there besides software and english?
You can do anything (Besides a list of things reserved for Thai people, mostly labour & traditional stuff) if you're good at it and can be an asset to a company. Are you worth the increase salary & the work permit paper work is the question.
>>60559037
'freedom of speech' not going round in circles with you lad, behave.
>>60559046
I forgive you senpai x
>>60559085
wow
>>60559025
how the fuck do you break your collar bone hahahah
that's the biggest emaciated 10 year old kid injury on earth
>>60559101
>'freedom of speech' not going round in circles with you lad, behave.
what does freedom of speech have to do with people being put in prison for insulting a thai king? i feel like i'm literally going insane even talking with you.
>opinions I disagree with should be illegal
>>60559122
crashing a car at 50 mph into the back of a tractor lmao
>>60559157
hahahahahahaha the absolute madman
>>60559055
errrr uhhhh would prefer a nice bf who I can cuddle and hold hands with
>>60559157
Lol!
>>60559153
so do you not think people should be jailed for publicly supporting groups like ISIS or flying their flag?
>>60559157
how'd you manage that you fucking retard were you blasting down some country road at 50mph at ended up in the back of a tractor?
>>60559141
Really a stupid question m8, just stop.
where's the kike?
look at this fucking dog
Lads will a 1070 be good enough for 4k ? A 1080?
>>60559227
I thought you could squeeze out 4k with a 980 or two?
>>60559206
ah yes laws putting people in prison for mere disrespect are perfect
Yanky yanky does a wanky
Cries to sleep under his blanky
>get away from me virgin boy!
>you stink!
>>60559227
I mean, if you can find a good deal?
>>60559255
wanna toothpick?
>>60559244
I don't really want to "squeeze" if it means dropping everything to low.
>>60559247
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racist-mcdonalds-customer-jailed-after-6397252
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-17515992
>>60559273
hmmm....
I really need to upgrade my rig but I cba so hard hahaha I have the money but I could easily go overseas with it
Think I might be demisexual mates
>>60559291
Where do you want to go ? What is your current set up?
>>60559286
again you seek to counter my arguments with examples which ignore totally the anti-democratic nature of the thai laws in question. this leads me to surmise you may be actually incapable of mature discussion
Why do you hate people?
not an argument
anyone else pretty happy with their life currently?
>>60559367
not really m8, lifting is the only thing that gives me peace
>>60559367
yeah
*offers you high 5*
girls always go for the asshole douchebags instead of intellectual guys that would actually treat them right
>>60559378
Did you start the thread on /fit/ about being autistic in everything except lifting?
just spent almost 6 hours cleaning my room
whoever invented dust should be killed
thailad
BTFO
T
F
O
>just spent almost 6 hours cleaning my room
whoever invented dust should be killed
>>60559500
pirate scum
>>60559500
all me
>>60559500
Nice leg warmers
Gayboi
>>60559367
no, i'm soul-crushingly depressed at the moment
it's inspired creativity though, and i've started writing poetry. maybe that'll get me laid someday
>>60559520
fucking lmao
>>60559520
*gives you a virtual hug*
>>60559520
>i've started writing poetry
fucking lol what a gayboy
>>60559520
post poem
>>60559536
>>60559548
better than being a twat who takes his guitar to parties if you ask me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFXbJH8lC7Y
>>60559558
i'll write one specifically about you and post it later
IF I FEEL LIKE IT, that is
>>60559562
Yeah but can you sing AND play Wonderwall?
>>60559589
sound
Sweet girl
saved this aesthetic looking ice-cream pic from last night
look at that tasty bitch. it's getting me aroused
>>60559646
looks very nice lad
>rolling my morning, lunch and home time joints
>I sneeze
Just when I thought I'd gotten the smell of green out my room
>>60559646
wouldputmydickintheneat/10
>tfw something that most americans would call a redneck, or white trash
>none of my family finished high school
>they go hunting, mudding, fishing, or do work around the property every weekend
>none of them work 9-5 jobs
>drink shit tons of beer and are only in decent shape because of the work they do around the property
>tfw im on the path to do the same even though i'm the only educated one in the family
they just seem happier than working men are. they live a carefree life. wish i was dumber so i could join them in just doing redneck shit all the time
From alabama btw
>go to /sg/ and remind them that they support an ally of soviet russia
>they respond "NO MAN ASSAD IS A FASCIST-NATIONALIST LIKE US!!11"
hahaah
>>60559683
such a life does sound hella comfy, but I'm from a big city so the grass might just be greener on the other side
>>60559683
uuhh you must have sexy cousins
>>60559723
my friend does fuck his cousin cause she is pretty hot and cool to be around
i wouldnt do it to my own. but i dont think less of him desu
>>60559683
Honestly, doesn't sound like a bad life at all.
>>60559758
>i wouldnt do it to my own
fag
>>60559758
are your cousins not hot?
how do i exclude extraneous words when i'm looking for a video with a specific title on youtube?
>>60559314
current set up is sandy gate 3.4 gHz i7, 8gb ram and a GTX 560 hahaha
probably will go to Japan with the lads at the end of the year but the cost of a 3 week trip is probs about 5 k and the cost of a good computer that will last a while is probs 1.8 to 2 k which is more japan time
>>60559867
>>60559867
Intitle:
RACKS
>>60559867
Use google
<search term> -"<bad words>" site:youtube.com
dip >>>> vape
>>60559911
post real mexican qts you know
bbc on asian porn is patrician tier
>>60559911
cigarettes >>>> everything else
>>60559867
easiest way is:
queen, -rhapsody
that will bring up queen minus bohemian rhapsody
WOW xx
>>60559952
delete this
Things that make you go HMMM
>>60559952
Jesus, imagine if the bloke was erect.
>>60559952
haha wow, great story!! really makes you think about what's important!!
hope u and the kids are well!!
Luv Rob and Deb xx
>>60559936
Sex is everywhere. Everyone is talking about it, ALL THE TIME. At first being a virgin doesn't bother you. You think to yourself, "I'm young it'll happen eventually", but then for some people (me) it doesn't. You hear all your friends talking about their sexual exploits. You hear about girls you are friends with talking about that guy they had a one night stand with. Your confidence is shrinking by the day and it's humiliating that you've never done this like a "normal" person. You then hear about your friends little sister or brother who is 10 years younger then you who is having sex on a regular basis. It's at this point where it's beyond humiliating and it's become a sick joke.
Need a thing
>>60560004
*does a think*
>>60560000
just be yourself :^)
Wow I'm voting Hillary now
Welcome to your new increased minimum wage
>>60560030
Tfw shits getting so ridiculous that owning Art of the Deal will be like owning Mein Kampf
I've had to hide my copy of art of the deal just in case my friends see it and try to fucking lynch me
>>60560030
i found a video where trump's yougenst son says Bill clinton is a great man :0)
Woops :p
>>60560061
>I've had to hide my copy of art of the deal just in case my friends see it and try to fucking lynch me
i think you mean laugh at you, i can understand the humiliation would be to too much for you to bear.
>>60560081
holy shit, I hope this is fake
>Be a 32 inch waist
>Sometimes have to buy trousers that are larger up to 36 inch
How the fuck does this make sense?
Waist sizes aren't subjective like S, M, L where you could be M in one shop but L in another.
waist sizes are hard facts.
I just took off a pair of size 32 jeans I have but when I attempted to put on some size 32 work trousers I've not worn since last year they were way too small.
If you didn't experience your gf's prime years - her mid-teens, then you lost, and if you marry her you're no better than a cuck. Plain and simple. What truly hurts about inceldom is that even if we were to escape it, the best we could get is a early-mid 20s GF that has a pussy that's worn out and loosened up by the college cock carousel, a body that's starting to sag and fatten, a voice that's harsh and naggy from her constant demands, and a face that has lost its childlike glow and is now beset by wrinkles, blemishes and nasolabial folds. We've already lost the game because we didn't take the virginity of a 16 year old. There's nothing left but despair.
>>60560081
>seasoned feminist
>>60560120
A girls vaginal structure isn't effected by the amount of cock she's had. That's a myth that a girl becomes like throwing a hot dog in an alleyway
>>60560120
>we didn't take the virginity of a 16 year old.
You still could if you wanted to lad
looking for the whales lads
>If you didn't experience your gf's prime years - her mid-teens, then you lost, and if you marry her you're no better than a cuck. Plain and simple. What truly hurts about inceldom is that even if we were to escape it, the best we could get is a early-mid 20s GF that has a pussy that's worn out and loosened up by the college cock carousel, a body that's starting to sag and fatten, a voice that's harsh and naggy from her constant demands, and a face that has lost its childlike glow and is now beset by wrinkles, blemishes and nasolabial folds. We've already lost the game because we didn't take the virginity of a 16 year old. There's nothing left but despair.
crimea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqWrr1fCMdQ
Stop posting stoned Simpsons pictures it upsets me :(
>>60560120
don't know where i stand with this sentiment any more
maybe my own personal quest is to overcome this without shagging anyone
>Computer has decided to only run in safe mode
>No sound
Anyone got that Pepe picture of Pepe doing that thing?
I saw on the news yesterday this girl that was brutally murdered by her boyfriend. To be clear this is obviously a tragedy and I'm in no way condoning it. But then the news brought on a picture of him and I almost laughed. Dude looked like a complete thug, facial tattoos, was wearing a wifebeater, pissed off look on his face etc. Then they started talking about him and apparently he has a history of crime like drug possession and assault. Like, no shit you were murdered by him. What did you think was going to happen? I'm not even bitter really it just blows my mind that women have evolved such a terrible ability to judge character, since being killed by men was probably a pretty big threat throughout their history. I mean you want to blame the murderers and rapists, because it is their fault ultimately, but when the majority of rapes/murders women face occur from men they've been intimate with then you just got to leave it in the hands of Darwin.
Maybe if so many Mexicans had the capacity to obey the law and go through the proper immigration procedures instead of jumping fences, Trump wouldn't need to say what he says
>>60560238
>>60560259
americans want the drugs
>>60560279
Very interesting.
It was a psychological experiment, you see. And the Pepe image you decide to choose tells me a lot about your character.
>>60560259
Mexicans are stupid and can't think for themselves you racist
>>60560238
>>60560320
what? wait really? please tell me
>>60560281
mexico wouldnt be safe even if americans never did drugs
>would vote for trump if American
>gf is half Mexican
What do
>>60560424
build wall
Smoked a weeds last night and can't stop pooping but I didn't feel high at all.
Did I actually get high and didn't notice?
brits are trying to make us bully LOL
>>60560453
was it your first time?
>>60560461
You Chicanos ain't so tough me nan could give you a bollocking
>>60560476
No, I've smoked weed a million times with my mates but I don't think I've ever gotten high once yet they get fucking baked.
Wish they wouldn't cut it with baccy so I at least get the chance to know what getting high feels like
morning cunts desu
>>60560497
are you inhaling properly?
>>60559614
wdsmbt?
can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
>>60560497
>>60560506
probably not desu
thinks he is but is still keeping most of it trapped in his cheeks or whatever
Do you ever wonder if your dead corpse might end up on BestGore being ogled by weirdos?
>>60560506
I think so la. Get a tingly feeling when I let the smoke fill my throat. I've done heavy bong hits while smoking too and still never felt anything.
Maybe their weed is just shit? But they get high too. Maybe they have a weaker tolerance or something? Idk how it works
See you lads in 11 hours when I get home from wageslaving!
test
Drugs are immoral. Stop this discussion at once.
>>60560538
next time you smoke, take a breath of air after you've inhaled. (before letting the smoke out)
>>60560520
what the fuck
I was listening to cirice by ghost and right as I pressed update the song said "Can you hear the thunder?" and read this at the same time
just spent the last 10 minutes chasing a fly around my room trying to kill it
finally caught the bastard under a cup, what should I do with it?
>>60560596
let it go outside
Is Nick grimshaw a gay?
>>60560540
>only have to work 8 hours a day
>can't get more than 7 hour sleeps because of watch structure
Fucking tired desu
>>60560538
don't think it's very likely that you have some sort of natural high tolerance but maybe if you're autistic or something then i guess its possible
ime when you first start to inhale properly its quite harsh and you end up coughing until you get used to it, usually after quite a few sessions
Mogg PM WHEN??
feel quite ill and feel bad because i was texting the """""gf""""" some bullshit lmao
Have to be reading something or doing something online every waking hour, preferably while drunk, because being alone with my thoughts is too painful
I don't know why my peers keep calling me family in recent days. I think to myself "err, my mum isn't in aquaintence with your mum. Stop telling me I'm your cousin"
>>60560671
Do you have ptsd or something?
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
going to jump in front of a truck on the highway
lads does a dark red tie with white dots on it go with a black shirt?
>>60560737
>black shirt
>ever apart from a funeral
don't
>>60560737
>white dots on
Bit gay la
But dark red goes alright with black
>>60560737
try charcoal trousers with a white shirt and purple tie
how we doing lads?
>>60560749
Who the fuck even wears a black shirt to a funeral?
>>60560737
dark shirts are better open collar imo
>>60560764
idk
actually can't think of a time where a black shirt is acceptable desu
>>60560737
gonna need a pic lad
sweating like a bitch in heat
Me on the left in April 2015
Me on the right in May 2016
>>60560714
neither are that bad desu.
its been confirmed lads
>hey so half past 7 still good?
>yeah sounds good :)
wew lads alright so we're going through with this haha yes very interesting
thailad must respond to this post within 3 minutes and 30 seconds otherwise he's a bender nonce
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/4n8e31/sorry_to_announce_that_officer_rape_is_dead/
giggling at this haha
but why do neo nazis praise putin???
>>60560796
he needs to use a humanity desu
>>60560837
because they're pawns
>>60560834
Ahh yes drug users
>>60560837
propaganda doing its job.
He backs rasheeds apparently.
>>60560834
>dead and covered in flies
ah yes, he must've been doing well. what a shame
feel quite embarrassed really
text her some shit when i was absolutely fucked but she was 100% sober lmao
>>60560834
heroin is evil shit, i believe the scaremongering for heroin and crack is worth it.
If you're stupid enough to touch that shit after being told not to, it's your own fault really
>>60560882
>He backs rasheeds apparently.
what do you mean?
>>60560886
>sorry for being a bit awkward, I was out of it and not very good at being subtle about how much I like you?
>want to meet for coffee? I promise to be much more witty and charming in person
>>60560894
>putting heroin and cocaine on the same level
>>60560894
i use 4 times a week
>>60560913
very very gay
meeting her friday anyway i think
>>60560910
Learned in /rus/ that rasheeds love him because he sponsors regions in southern russia for support.
really makes you think
>>60560834
always a bit worried about my brother
he used to do heroin (he has alluded to it at least), poppy seed tea, meth, zannies, etc but he stopped that -- what im worried about is that now hes been doing quite a bit of lean. he doesn't even punch cones anymore he just smokes joints which is pretty good but i'm still worried about his lean habit. he said hes going to check himself into rehab for this lean habit after the semester which i'm not so sure about due to a family member having terminal cancer. he's a smart guy though, he did way too many zannies once and haven't touched them since because he ended up going to my sister's and shitting all over himself in the bathroom.
>>60560910
'what is chechnya'
How does the capital to give to everyone even exist in communism?
Sick of going to bars and clubs. Only really get laid when I meet a girl thats a friend of a friend or something like that. I spent $443 total the last three weekends and got laid twice. Don't really think it's worth the money but whatever I'm not gonna stay home ever Friday/Saturday night.
>>60560971
Dead in 5 years.
>>60560992
Dude just print money innit
>>60560809
Fuck yea!
Glad I was up late enough to catch this
>>60561005
oi cmon why would you have to say that mate
>>60560990
The Chechen Republic, commonly referred to as Chechnya, also spelled Chechnia or Chechenia, sometimes referred to as Ichkeria (lit land of minerals), is a federal subject (a republic) of Russia. It is located in the North Caucasus, situated in the southernmost part of Eastern Europe, and within 100 kilometres (62 miles) of the Caspian Sea. The capital of the republic is the city of Grozny. As of the 2010 Russian Census, the republic was reported to have a population of 1,268,989 people; however, that number has been questioned by multiple demographers, who think such population growth after two deadly wars is highly implausible. After the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, the Chechen-Ingush ASSR was split into two parts: the Republic of Ingushetia and the Chechen Republic. The latter proclaimed the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria, which sought independence. Following the First Chechen War with Russia, Chechnya gained de facto independence as the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria. Russian federal control was restored during the Second Chechen War. Since then there has been a systematic reconstruction and rebuilding process, though sporadic fighting continues in the mountains and southern regions of the republic.
>Ahh yes, I'd much rather waste my money on over-priced drinks and entry fees for a chance at sex, than stay home like a loser
why are normies so dumb?
>>60560996
FOYNT
>>60561015
do you have an email address i can send future updates to?
>>60561021
Asked myself that after posting 2bh
Be of good support to him lad.
>>60561032
>>60560996
does getting laid feel like an achievement at this point?
Oh look another 50 Trivago adverts in the last 2 ad breaks. Thank goodness otherwise I'd have no idea about the concept of a comparison site and how it works
>>60560928
>>60560990
neo nazis believe that putin fight the jews....but in reality he is the biggest gentile goy...according to their logic
>>60560996
Get invited to go to parties with people you know or hang out with smaller groups of people so the interactions you have with other people are more meaningful
>>60561061
no want to meet a gf
at the point in life where im bored with one night stands. they just leave me feeling empty
>>60561032
and what if she wants to waste her money on me?
>>60561037
>>60561044
Oops, don't really know how the internets work
I can add you on PSN
>>60560919
crack is way more addictive than coke lad
>>60560922
get off that shit man
>>60561056
yeah i am he stays over here with me and our mum more than he stays at student housing. i always feel like shit at the end of the night if i snub him off at some point and kind of get upset at him or am busy.
anyway ta mate
>>60561096
yeah sure bro it's *FAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM SAWWWWWWWWWWW THE POOOOOOOOOOO WOWOWOWWOWOW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@psn.com
d(._. )b~ i thnk i'll strt a farm n australia ... and thats how ill know im alive ~d( ._.)b
>>60561140
Check your inbox :3
bellend is sweaty
>>60561108
you realize that crack cocaine is cocaine right? it is whipped with baking soda and other nonactive additives to make it into a smokable form.
also heroin is much more addictive than coke. I still have cravings for heroin 8 months later.
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Look at this fucking frog
absolutely fucked for my AI exam tomorrow lads
>>60561193
"alri"
>>60561198
wahey lad mines on the 14th
how goes she?
frogs
>>60561209
awful. I literally know 40% of the course
>>60561198
>not going out the night before your AI exam and getting 40% exactly
>>60561214
what are you sitting on and what is it worth?
>>60561208
That's a good frog, but can it predict lottery numbers?
>tfw you wake up and you are favourite site is down
>>60561156
*scrolls past around 400 pics of a cut yank willy at different angels, with different exposure, lighting, etc*
ah yes very interesting
*stops*
this one is sublime. simply perfect.
*prints it out*
*prints it out again*
*prints it out just a couple more times*
*then just prints it out a few hundred more times*
alright now where is ... ah there it is!
*starts stapling all these dick picks all over my mums room*
fantastic. really really proud of what i did here today.
*gets out a jar from my desk drawer which contains a potent concoction of my shits over the last few weeks*
*whilst opening it i accidentally inhale some of it*
BAMN! now that is pungent
*bring it into mummers room*
*gets out the brush*
*starts to write, in very clean cursive, "this is what you get, mother, this is what you get."*
*i turn to the camera*
she didn't actually do anything but i just like to keep her on her toes
*winks*
>>60561238
>his favourite site isn't 4chan
fuck off
>>60561238
>>tfw you wake up
terrible
>>60561225
My big fucking cocky
>>60561247
will always be a close second :)
>>60561238
but 4ch isn't down lad
>>60561238
Reddit is down?
>>60561238
wappalyzer? i know wappalyzer is down
thai chicANO poster
she wants a man from brum
>>60561270
wrong
>>60561264
wrong
>>60561261
correct but still wrong
good morning miss
good morning friends
really should go to sleep iah
little bit fucked still
Fuck your fuckin mummy gun in her little bum alright ALRIGHT^^^^^^^^^ NIGGER
>>60561293
What's the site lad?
Only giving this one more (You).
>>60561296
this was a really strong post. could be a contender for post of the thread.
