Are Karl edition
>>60556223
gooks suck
steve > karl >>> ricky
Asking girls out is the most terrifying thing in the world. Ever wonder why all the countries that ban alcohol also have arranged marriage culture? It's literally impossible to approach a girl if you're not drunk.
>>60556247
Agreed
Still at work.
3 more hours...
>>60556260
i had 3 gfs as a teenager and i never drank anything back then
>>60556260
Indians are notorious for drinking, are you kidding
Help me bros: Which is Germany's general?
>>60556338
/lat/
are karen
be honest guys. do you like my nips?
>>60556338
/deutsch/
One hundred kisses from the angels on my tummy,
One hundred kisses from my mommy when I'm crummy.
One hundred sins leaves you dead within,
One hundred nails that PIERCE YOUR SKIN!
ONE HUNDRED! ONE HUNDRED!
>>60556409
yeah sure why not
pretty obvious that you're sucking in your gut though.
rate me lads
Awful thread
>In 1943, the German ministers Joachim von Ribbentrop and Cecil von Renthe-Fink eventually proposed the creation of a "European confederacy" as part of a New Order on the continent. The proposal, which attracted little support from the Nazi leadership, would have had a single currency, a central bank in Berlin, a regional principle, a labour policy and economic and trading agreements but left all states clearly subordinated to Nazi Germany.[8] The countries proposed for inclusion were Germany, Italy, France, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Slovakia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Greece and Spain. Such a German-led Europe, it was hoped, would serve as a strong alternative to the Communist Soviet Union and the United States.[8] It is worth noting that the Benelux countries are omitted from the list of proposed countries, as their future integration into the German Reich had already been decided.
VOTE OUT
>>60556223
>Head like an orange.
>>60556469
looks similar to my gf 2bh
>sunny out
REEEE, I want dark and gloomy comfyness.
What did he mean by this
Reminder
>>60556647
not sure, i only read like 3 words then decided it wasnt worth it
>>60556647
God this fucking comic sucked
>become re-acquainted with my teenage crush
>she's fucking some chad but she starts to realize I like her
>starts flirting with me when I'm over
>finally gives me a chance
>I act like a complete sperg for a few hours and she ditches me for chad
>gives me like 3 other chances and I do the same thing each time
>have a horrible drunk rejection text-fest with her like 3 months later
>now I frequently masturbate to the thought of the first night she ditched me
It's happening
I'm jealous of that hairless lad but if this were the 1970s he would be jealous of my extremely hairy body
you just KNOW
post your willy, i'll start
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If I learn the Pythagorean theorem will it get me a gf
Feeling culturally enriched
want to have sex with men and have a bf but don't want to be a bender
really big issue
>>60556739
Dodgy dave BTFO
>>60556872
if you want to fuck men you're gay bro just accept it
>>60556872
it's only gay if you're on the receiving end
there's nothing bent about rogering a lad up the arse or getting your willy sucked by a mate
>>60556871
business idea: thirdwife.com
FUCKING BIRDS ARE GETTING EARLIER PISS OFF
>>60556917
Fucking hell that's a sick idea.
>>60556672
Isn't that all contrary to communism
learning the hypotenuse hypothesis lads
>>60556902
im not a bender, i'm not like those benders mate
>>60556925
Why not buy an air rifle lad?
If you kill a few of them they'll all stop coming around
>>60556914
are you actually an american?
>>60556871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl64Bgx18Qo
lol
>>60556739
I VOW TO THEEEEEE MY COUNTRYYYY
>>60556939
The luxury part is but full automation is the only way in which communism can be feasible and even then you will still run into the problem of finite resources and tragedy of the commons
>>60556952
benders share nothing except their desire to fuck other men
i hate benders so much ARGHHH
>King's 70th anniversary
>Only one in the office not wearing yellow
ffs, wish someone reminded me.
>>60556969
This is illegal lol
Lmao this french tumbr make fun of brits
http://thomasbh.tumblr.com
What do you think guys?
>>60557006
mate we both know thats a lie they are limp wristed nancy boys
im not like them i cant be a bender
Who in Monty Beerson?
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4906581
>>60557040
love it
>>60557015
it's literally illegal to insult the king of thailand in thailand. i dare you to post an insult against him right now, otherwise you're actually cowtowing to a repressive third world bullshit law and deserve no respect whatsoever
>>60557040
Screamer don't click
>>60557079
this
do it you pussy
>>60557079
good post lets see where this leads x
>>60557079
It's literally illegal to insult niggers, pakis, jews etc. in the UK.
What's your point?
>>60556965
Why do you ask?
>>60557079
lol do it ladyboy
>>60557117
Bottled it
>>60557079
I am monitoring this thread
>tfw you see a paki
Is Britain it's own continent of part of Europe?
Really don't get this whole continent meme
How do you even decide where they begin and end?
>>60557124
I'm a guest in this country, why would I disrespect it because I'm being egged on by you lot?
>>60557117
scared are you? go fucking hang yourself you worm
>>60557025
Only if you're white
>>60557150
Just do it, Costa Rica
>>60557150
>>60556764
yes
she has very similar shaped lips and nose
If thailad doesn't insult the king in 10 minutes I'll neck myself
>>60557117
people post paki and nigger hate shit on here all the time though
>>60557138
>>60557138
>britain a continent
yes mate
>>60557125
Neet through by that supreme court judge
>>60557150
to demonstrate a respect for free human expression
>>60557138
This holy island was literally walked on by Christ himself, lad
>>60557138
no we are not part of europe
>>60556925
fucking hate wood pigeons so much, absolute cunts
why do they all coo in the exact same pattern, it's like listening to it on loop
>>60557138
>Is Britain it's own continent of part of Europe?
It's its own continent
t. Geologist
evening lads
had sex with the not gf whilst texting the actual gf and feel quite bad desu
well seems i just btfo thailad. gg m8
>>60557117
>that deflection
absolute skirt
>>60557191
Now do it on facebook or twitter.
>>60557239
I'm not going to be one of those foreigners that comes into a country as a guest and disrespects it. Insulting the king is the height of disrespect in Thailand, wouldn't you prefer if all immigrants in the UK showed absolute respect for the country and traditions?
>>60557293
mong
>>60557125
>Texas Rattlesnake with the high heat
Truly the most based individual of our time
>>60557138
>>60557283
FONT
>>60557358
not a normie lmao
>>60557315
What can't you grasp about the fact that legally banning criticism of a certain individual is incredibly repressive and anti-democratic? This has nothing to do with respect of the place you moved but more about basic human rights. You have demonstrated yourself a massive pussy today. Hope you're proud of that you fucking faggot
>>60557283
I was shagging ur gf while she was texting you so I guess it evens out.
Listening to British patriotic music, lads
>>60557381
>>60557379
ye
she was getting cucked in all holes lmao it's cool
>>60557381
Fascist
>>60557283
lol lad
>>60557390
looks a bit like lichfield
>>60557374
You really should be more concerned with the repressive and anti-democratic laws in the UK m8. Not about one bloke disrespecting a king of a country you've likely never even visited.
Besides he was a good bloke in his youth, traveled from village to village helping out the poor etc. He deserves respect
Why are you jeb ends still up?
I'm at work, and you?
>>60557427
send me help mate i'm very drunk
>>60557315
>recognising any dynasty other than are lizzie
absolute push over, your time on the cross will come
English girls loved my Southern accent when I was over there
Absolutely wetted their knickers the second they heard me speak
Feels good to be from God's Own Country
>>60557458
They're doing it right, at least. Hats could be a bit taller.
>>60557436
Completely deflected every single point with whataboutisms and then defended an individual who it is legal impermissible to criticice. You're a fucking absolute drooling retard
Just necked myself haha
doing a cheeky haunting on /brit/
>>60557449
Snort some coke to sober up a bit
>tfw Thailand is literally a military junta
>>60557500
>Look your face is green
>Your face is also green tho m8
WATABBOTISM
mong
>>60557511
not a good idea
i won't sleep for bare time
Bloddy hell, old chaps
Just a remark - I never wanted to move to your country, I don't even think it's any good. Though my opinion about brits was mostly neutral, like I've seen worse
Anyway, recently I found this channel, and I felt bad listening to this cunt. I'm not so much into this multi-culti thing, but she's really full of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0MJBC99PMd86hDbaRTFmWg
Is it typical among brits to have some thought as she has? You don't have to listen everything, just titles and fast-forward will give you the idea
>>60557514
>>60557390
Looks like the nazis won
>>60557523
You seek to compare the legal situation in Thailand to that in the UK? Please, direct me to a similar law in the UK that puts people in prison for merely daring to voicing a critical pinon
>>60557557
unironically me on the left
>>60557566
what
>>60557557
Meme magic
>>60557567
>>60557498
get a load of this sycophant
denounce the king you belting nonce. liz is the only royalty.
its been a long day
>>60557525
not if you have half a line. Then you can fuck that broad and get feel sleepy and sober
hold on, I want to post this whilst it's still close to 4am.
Anyone fancy picking any strawberries?
Well?
What if the Queen and the Thai king got married?
Been up since 9am yesterday morning and still going strong.
>>60557561
OK fuck off mate
>>60557613
nah i;ve fucked her already but she's getting sleepy and im just shitposting on my laptop
will fuck her again in the morning and text the other girl at the same time and try get her to come over lmao
>You're a fucking absolute drooling retard
Spot on.
This cunt is touching up kids in Thailand
>>60557625
that's a disappointing face for a nice name
>>60557632
*pats you on the back*
>>60557597
You actually believed that bullshit? A legal document that says "it goes without saying"? How fucking idiotic are you? And still you won't post an insult against the king of Thailand because you're scared of the consequences. You're fucking pathetic
>thai'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''lad'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>60557639
Well then hit a zoot and go to bed if you have a supply
You guys are fucking BORING.
Say something entertaining.
Going for a run then I'm going to end ahah
>>60557658
>SHOW ME DUH LAW
>*shows him the laws*
>U BELIEV DAT?
lmao
>>60557633
Is there any problem, robak-cebulak?
What are the chances to accidentally pick your mom on roksa.pl? Ah, I think 0, I'm not buying such cheap whores
>>60557664
no frugs senpai
>>60557686
Ignore him he's a tit, you're in a country and show respect it's culture and laws. You're doing good thai lad
>>60557690
Mate I'm on holiday in your cunt, lmao if you actually live here
>>60557686
This "statute of tolerance" seems to be an EU pushed agenda with minimal impact as of yet on the UK. Care to respond to these facts?
*stumbles drunkenly into the thrread*
hey guys whats hapnin
>go down to the kitchen to make something to eat
>sister and her friend are there
>You actually believed that bullshit? A legal document that says "it goes without saying"? How fucking idiotic are you? And still you won't post an insult against the king of Thailand because you're scared of the consequences. You're fucking pathetic
look at this fucking dog
>>60557755
all me
>>60557714
ah yes let's move to a country where merely insulting someone puts you in jail very nice
thailad here
fuck this shithole and fuck king nonce
>>60557776
that's pretty much what happens in this country nowadays m8
the thai chicano
>>60557736
I live here, but it's not my country
Anyway, in my opinion it's better than UK, otherwise I would live there.
What's the point? I was asking about this particular girl and how things she says reflects (or not) opinion or a typical brit. What did offend you? The fact that I don't want to move to your country?
>>60557706
lol
>>60557755
u r me
>>60557714
Of course, goes without saying. Anyone that would conduct themselves otherwise is a prat.
>>60557741
If microsoft, facebook, youtube etc. are left with no recourse other than to comply, which they are I'd say it has impact pretty much everywhere m8. Sorry it's not affecting your life, friends, co-workers (heh) personally yet, but give it chance.
Go stand in the middle of London and deny the holocaust on a megaphone, we'll see what happens.
>>60557784
Bizarro if that's you..
i always have a good look and i hope you do too
>>60557810
it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>thailand has a day in which no one can drink alcohol
>>60557498
Did you know those hats were copied from black hairstyles?
>>60557784
wow, be careful anon
>>60557827
What does it mean
>28 year old khv
>literally every one of my ancestors had had a bit of fanny by this point in their lives
>>60557834
There's a few Buddhist holidays where you can't purchase or sell alcohol. Drinking it is perfectly fine.
>>60557836
WE
>>60557805
Of course multinationals comply with EU law you fucking moron. But still how can you compare equality laws to the Thai law of the banning of criticism of one multi-billionaire powerful man? You sat there defending this law on the basis that you're their "guest" when in fact you're a fucking pathetic cuck
>>60557853
it means hahahahahaha
>>60557854
you are like that colombian who post in /lat/....he is 27 YO, and a complete failure
Thailad has embarrassed himself today
>>60557854
Just get a hooker
Wish I had some pain au chocolat lads
>>60557870
I don't get how Latin lads can be virgins; aren't the women their all ultra-fertile sexpots?
>>60557793
Yeah lad where are you actually from
>tfw almost 40 and still a virgin
>>60557905
grass is always greener on the other side
where can i find a girl like this in the uk lads?
>>60557868
Look m8, I'm not going to actually discuss law with you whilst you're foaming at the mouth. Even if I successfully refute a point you're only going to come back with more seething bollocks.
I'm not interested in arguing for the sake of arguing so just calm yourself yeah?
>>60557905
girls are the same
>>60557911
Moscow
Struggling to keep my eyes open...
>>60557977
i wonder what led you to this point in life
Thailad is 27 and has only 2 friends in england
One is in the army and doesnt really give a shit about thailad, the other one cant be arsed to skype with Thailad
Thailad talks to his dad occasionally but sounds like hes a pretty shitty son, never going back to visit his lonely father.
DENOUNCE THE KING
SING SING SING
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT
FUCK THE KING
OUT OUT OUT
goodnight you unfunny cunts
>>60557990
are you doing an all nighter lad?
>>60557995
>Thailad is 27
and he feel attracted to traps
>>60557995
I'm impressed how you failed even on basic points.
Why do you bellends obsess about me so much?
>>60558011
No, I'm at work...
Finish at 6. Done fuck all.
>>60557990
Shhhhhh bb
Just rest your head on my strong, hairy chest while I stroke your hair
>>60557932
never seen such a sad admission of defeat post in my life
>>60558026
that's grim mate fuck that
>>60558018
might have missed the age. was right on the other two.
i post on here about once every two months so im not surprised i was wrong. i wont post on here again for a while after this post now
This just popped up on my screen what the fuck
>tfw most of my ancestors would have died by my age and I still have a good 50 years left
>>60558037
mysterious poster
>>60558037
He's 26
>>60557992
>this point in life
What do you mean? Right now I stay here because I want to, I'm a free man, can live everywhere I want to
>>60558051
JOHAN'D
>>60558051
lmaooo rip
>>60558037
Why would you assume to know anything about how many friends I have in the UK?
I'm literally visiting the UK next month.
>>60558051
Better call the WindowsXP hotline
the orthodox church is.................. beautifull...
>>60558065
going from moscow to poland and posting on /brit/ at 4:37am
>>60558083
WOAAAAHH calm down mate.
U MAD? Jesus
>>60558037
Are you the lad that thinks he's British because he watched top gear and eats pudding?
Wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27hqW28GDH4
>>60558094
Where are you from Mexibro?
>>60558121
I can literally sense your anger..
*readjusts natty bo-jangles*
>>60558149
Not me blowing my top 5 minutes since.
Calm down
>>60558148
in a border town :0)
going absolutely feral lads
dad's gonna get so agro over it hahahaha
>>60558131
But I thought Palestinians were good boys that dindu nuffin
>>60558149
You compared EU equality laws to third world bans on freedom of speech. Please, whip out your legal mind to me mate because it's increasingly obvious that you're an absolute fucking moron
>>60558109
Btw, what does a man suppose to write, when he doesn't care what teethy smelly brit thinks?
>>60558183
Things can change Louie.
The worst thing about working night shifts is having to get a shower when you get in.
You just want to kick off your shoes and fall in bed but you feel and look like a right grubby bastard without a shower.
alri
POOland
>>60558191
So why are you posting here
>>60558176
Yes, but 'you say not SD'
So where?
>>60558175
*kisses you*
>>60558186
Ask me again without the insults and I will reply to you properly.
give me 5 or 10 though, need to go afk
UNLIMITEHD POWEH
>>60558212
If you're trying to offend me - again you've missed. I'm Russian. Anyway, who cares what a mexican thinks? Even more irrelevant, than UK
>>60558191
was genuinely mildly interested in your life story
not sure why posters with a polish flag respond like this frequently. maybe they're nice people racked by insecurity or maybe they're just cunts who knows?
>>60558250
ahhhh, you are the disgusting fag expat
>>60558235
why you wanna know that???
>>60558209
What do you even do?
>watching mock the week and eating a bacon butty
>mum bangs on door and tells me to take out trash
>i scoff and mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>she cant be arsed to deal with me so gets me da
>da walks in interrupts my show to have a row
>tells me he'll kick my ass if i talk that way to me mum again
>say "ass" lol, fuck off yank
>he laughs and me and says I haven't been to the UK let alone do I even own a passport
>I call him a weapon
>he hits me again
>I cry and mutter yanks cant handle
>he slams the door
>posters of top gear and liverpool sway from the wind of the door as im left crying in silence
hate being a yank
>>60558228
Because I had a question about that full-of-shit lady, and I thought /brit/ is a good place to ask brits about other brits, don't you think?
>>60558265
Sorry, I meant TJ
>>60558240
>Ask me again without the insults and I will reply to you properly.
yes because someone with some trace of what he was on about would write this. you're an embarassment
>>60558273
>hates being from the land of the free and the great
>>60558312
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
>>60558273
had a giggle
>>60558273
this is a nice post :3
>>60558273
This wasn't even one of your better ones, you're slackin nigga
does the mexican not realise he's from mexico?
bananas
>>60558366
have been banned for 3 weeks for pretending to be poleaboo and took the punishment. got rusty
http://news.sky.com/story/1708955/sex-ban-man-says-order-is-an-end-to-your-life
haha this normtron has been btfo
>>60558393
>canned frin 4chan
you know you can reset your router and delete the local cookies stored on your computer/phone right?
>>60558370
You're from Brazil mate
another mexican is posting here
would choose brazil over mexico t︃bh
>>60558427
yeah i wanted the punishment. it was good not posting on 4chan.
was using my time better
>>60558427
Doesn't work for the patrician's who have a static IP
>>60558444
glad to see you're back and wasting your life mate haha
>>60558305
If you think equality should be protecting specific groups whilst completely ignoring others, you're literally SJW tier. You can't make the case for freedom of speech whilst adding exceptions, either everything is okay or nothing is.
Yeah, Thailand prevents A,B & C, but the UK prevents X,Y & Z.
>>60558427
Not everyone can. You need a dynamic IP and the only australian ISP that offers cable (the only reasonably fast option unless you have fibre in your area) only gives sticky dynamic IPs that will only change once every couple of months or if your modem-router is switched off for over 24 hours
>>60558463
cheers haha
>sitting in my room listening to sum 41 and thinking about drinking in the parking lot on Saturday for the big game
>mom busts in
>"skylar take out the trash"
>"fuck you mom you douche"
>mom pulls a gun on me
>"skylar take out the trash NOW"
>moooooom what the fuckkkkk
FUCKING BITCH BRO
This girl looks exactly like my ex gf
How jealous are you lads?
a nice plane tbqh
>>60558428
I'm not trying my best to be an obnoxious cunt to bh
officer problem
