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Thinking about England lads. Thinking about WWI / WWII. They were our age. Got a lump in my throat edition
america bailed u out both times
cara
http://www.strawpoll.me/10434932
http://www.strawpoll.me/10434932
http://www.strawpoll.me/10434932
wew thanks
was gonna have to click that lynk then
I am a 61-year-old Pakistani man.
>>60550027
speak for yourself, you whippersnapper
>>60550045
America turned up late. The Soviets bailed us out both times.
CRIMEA
>>60550027
couldn't imagine someone as pathetic as me going off to unironically fight an unironic war
How can one man fall so far?
>>60550076
Where do you live, mate?
I'm gonna come and do u in. Lol
Finally some breeze is blowing through the window, despise the summer heat desu
>>60550091
>The Soviets bailed us out both times
I don't think you understand what happened in WW1?
>>60550114
how does he support himself
>>60550091
the soviet union was only created cause russia collapsed from losing so badly in WW1
Need to get a pair of boxers with an internal cooling system to mitigate my chronic swamp ass
>>60550111
could be the guy that lays down the phoneline or todays equivalent
>>60550069
To be fair, I wouldn't be comfortable with any girl that was a slut regardless of what colour dicks they prefer.
>>60550114
doesn't even look that far, he'd probably land on the shed anyway
>>60550114
Why is he always so sweaty?
I don't sweat that bad after a run, never mind sat on my arse in the house.
age of consent laws are totally arbitrary
Mildly disturbed by the number of nonce apologists here lads.
Just found out the gf and her friends have been talking about my cock
In a nice way
really gassy tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09v0uQUHxQ&list=PL57F27DA3543C143F&index=1
>>60550046
you're slacking a bit today aren't you?
>>60550175
I'm guessing medication side effect
>>60550142
Fuck, I reworded my sentence and forgot to proof-read the final version.
>>60550017
One of my coworkers is vehemently anti-Europe.
He went on holiday to Portugal in April.
I asked him the other week if he could name the capital of Portugal, or speak a single word of Portuguese. He could not.
He complained that the all inclusive resort didn't have cider, so he had to mix local beer with lemonade.
I'm honestly surprised Europe hasn't thrown us out.
>To be fair, I wouldn't be comfortable with any girl that was a slut regardless of what colour dicks they prefer
>>60550199
no quite sure whats going on 2bh
last time a white man won a sprint at a major championships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M21ga9-xJrg
>>60550121
>Harry
Who dat?
>>60550120
I live in London. I warmly invite you to pray at our mosque. All can find salvation in the light of Allah (S.W.T).
>>60550196
haitiANUS niggeroid
>>60550143
he was successful until the mental crisis occurred
>>60550091
We have you a ton of money and didn't even ask you to pay denbts
A car alarm's been going off for 15 minutes now
I hope the battery dies soon
doing a slag post
>15 you say? no matter, as long as they're fit.
>Fuck, I reworded my sentence and forgot to proof-read the final version.
>>60550114
who
>>60550143
Someone had a Theory that its money from Rich dead parents Since his earlier videos were in a different house. They must ahve been pretty rich since he has a pretty good laptop (i think its touchscreen) and camera. Plus the death of a parent could have added to his mental issues.
>>60550175
Some people just sweat like mad. Its shit genetics i think
What condition does Tim actually have? Paranoid schizophrenia?
>>60550230
I'm gonna come and kick your head in and shag your daughter lol.
See u in a bit
>>60550256
MOAR
british slags are awesome
>>60550187
you do know you're posting on a Persian star trek fan fiction website don't you?
tea
>>60550175
he rubs bio oil on his face as well which enhances the overall effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyyOcl2M5g
>>60550280
bein a fuckin twat
waiting for my spunk to dry in the boxers so i dont dirty the bed
>>60550307
Are you taking the piss?
Why the fuck would you do that
>>60550204
No way is he taking medication at the moment. Maybe it's the anxiety from his paranoid delusions. Is it confirmed schizophrenia btw?
>hungrylips asmr will never return
>>60550331
go back to haiti
>>60550349
is that her?
how did her face get revealed?
I thought she was supposed to be some sort of sand person?
>>60550330
MENTIONED
>>60550353
why? im an ethnic swede
>>60550157
Those roles don't really exist any more. Even officers have to go through a lengthy lecture where it is hammered into them that this isn't the 19th century and they WILL have to fire their weapon at the enemy at some point and will be shot at. Quite a few people want to leave the army after that.
>>60550334
Awww
Might buy a pith helmet ladies
alright everyone, i'm feeling very alone and isolated again so this can go on of two ways
either i get a nice reply from someone in this general now to validate my existence or i can act obnoxious until people notice me
your move (please pick the first one)
>>60550385
All that means is you're a sissy boy.
>>60550339
no idea, never bothered watching any of his uploads until tonight. I'm betting he either gets sectioned or hurts someone then gets sectioned, either way I hope he manages to upload it
>>60550076
fuck off baby boomer
>Might buy a pith helmet ladies
>why? im an ethnic swede
hahahahaha
>>60550378
no that's not her
Killed 2 flies at work tonight. Pretty productive so far.
>>60550349
>infected piercing
>>60550387
>Even officers have to go through a lengthy lecture where it is hammered into them that this isn't the 19th century and they WILL have to fire their weapon at the enemy at some point and will be shot at
officers have always had disproportionate casualty rates, especially young ones
At no point have young officers in the British Army not been at the sharp end
>>60550400
hello
>>60550400
>Goochland
>>60550407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
>>60550446
she got it done right then, google it, ginger maxx lets try anal
>>60550460
thank you, i needed that
>>60550464
its a nice place
my name's doug
not short for douglas, just doug
What the fuck is TheReportOfTheWeek doing commenting on Tim's videos? Is he in our threads?
>>60550400
youre not alone
>>60550492
charge your phone
man told me that i wasn't concentrating
but now they know me in copenhagen
enlighten me on tim
been away for a while i have
Doing a think
>>60550492
nice google avi u fucking queer
Doing a test post with this new device how very interesting the entire situation is
>>60550515
right>left
>>60550515
nice boobs
>>60550280
someone said psychosis
i've come here to put manny on the map
>>60550457
I'll try and find the speech on youtube or something. But it went along the lines of "In WW2 20% of officers fired their weapon in battler. In Afghanistan the number was 98%"
>>60550528
thought that album was pretty stale for richter
>>60550492
He does post on 4chan. Was once in a thread on /r9k/ where he did a timestamp and everything
>>60550556
Only scrubbers come from Manchester.
Sheffield is where you want to be.
>>60550046
this 2bh
ayup miduck
>>60550512
it's on charge dickhead
>>60550529
cheers pal
apparently he's not sweaty, he's covered in bio oil
I'M GON' SEND HIM TO OUTER SPACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
>tfw its too hot to dress in full black
*sheathes katana sadly*
>>60550560
dont like normies
rec me a pornstar
phwoaaarrrrr look at these arses
>>60550627
bailey jay
>>60550627
Your mam
doing a chill out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwQ9RuwmFmc
>>60550627
anri okita
>>60550564
>>60550506
>>60550469
>>60550656
>>>/haiti/
morning lads
>>60550561
>But it went along the lines of "In WW2 20% of officers fired their weapon in battler
It's bullshit in any case
Subalterns in WW1 had the highest casualty rate of any rank
>>60550027
How does it feel?
>>60550627
really fond of Dani Daniels
>>60550675
He's got a boner
>tfw no slutty domme gf who goes to parties and cucks me
>>60550336
He's crazy
>>60550651
nice
>>60550653
rude
>>60550663
jap
>>60550695
meh
thank you fellas
Are you watching Channel 4, lads?
20:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcgXp3BPTy0&t=1243s
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a moth just flew into my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also youll be interested to know ive found out how to charge it
>>60550788
you sound like a pirate
>>60550759
>2016 signs of the end time
ah yes
*unembeds*
>>60550753
slags galore
>>60550759
It's common knowledge that they are friends
>i will never be colonial officer
fucking hate landlubbers lads
>>60550788
burn it all, you can rebuild
anyone seriously want to go for a good 6 hour walk in the new forest around 10am tommorow?
>>60550836
but many people and /pol/ posters really believe trump is fighting the establishment
>>60550849
pirate scum
Someone start dropping the 'doras
>>60550759
politics is all staged
>>60550855
2,1,3,4 desu
new misch tune
https://soundcloud.com/tommisch/tom-misch-crazy-dream-feat-loyle-carner
>>60550627
billie jean
>>60550855
None are g8 tbf, second from right has best face, can't see eyes though
>>60550868
>anyone fancy being lured to their untimely end after being violently raped
>>60550868
>looking for victims on /brit/
bad lad
>>60550911
*2nd from left
>>60550855
how is the uk not on par with brazil on the normie scale? everyone says it's a quiet island nation filled with introverts, but I keep seeing club pics in this style. I've never seen anything like that here.
>>60550753
>findom
I'm out
cannot listen to this shit
>>60550883
>but many people and /pol/ posters really believe trump is fighting the establishment
More fool them
>>60550469
i can relate to a lot of what shes saying
i dont NEED to do well in this abortion of a world
>>60550091
>he doesn't understand what WWI is
>He doesn't understand we raped our own economy to rebuild you and you still kindof dislike us
>He doesn't understand we died for you
>He doesn't understand the Soviets would have burned every last man, woman and child and rape your corpses if we did not stop them
Edgy, confirmed underage.
>>60550942
>everyone says it's a quiet island nation filled with introverts
do they? We're an island of sessionheads
you now remember theres an olympic games this year
anyone up for going on a 6~ trek in the new forest tommorow? will take anyone from London onwards (serious applicants only)
>>60550942
That's because your country doesn't have lad or slag culture
>>60550942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
>>60550997
We do, that Yank is just a recluse retard
>>60550956
Quite tragic really.
>>60550942
>britain
>quiet
literally what
>>60550983
>He gets triggered about 70 year old wars
>>60550993
Oh Fugg :(
>>60551006
i really envy you.....because your women are so beautiful and fuckable
HOLY SHIT
>>60550997
imagine living in a country with no lad or slag culture
fucking hell
>>60551017
Going to spring break isn't lad culture
going to go and brush my teeth
A and two B module results
happy 2bh
>>60551055
>be male
>hitler was male
>I'm literally hitler
>>60550983
>>He doesn't understand the Soviets would have burned every last man, woman and child and rape your corpses if we did not stop them
t. mcartyist cuck
having a poo
>>60550996
ignore this post, thought it hadn't posted already. but i just wanted some company to walk with.
>>60550027
what are those men doing in the death star?
hed hurts
give sympathy right now
>>60551090
got 87% on a presentation today
also happy
>>60551043
Easy slags tbqh mate, once everyones pissed it's not that hard.
>>60551101
tell me more
>>60551082
Yanks have shit drugs as well
A few of my mates got back from America recently and apparently the mandy in particular is awful
really makes you think
>>60551114
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO A FUCKING ROACH
>>60551091
seems about right
>>60551082
Please tell me more about how we live out lives m80
PAY ATTENTION TO ME RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>60551126
you have my condolences and i wish you a speedy recovery
>>60551170
had a bit of a poo lad haha
flushed it down tho
>>60551201
FONT
>>60551146
FONT
>>60551172
I've actually heard similar things desu
>>60551172
The mandy there is really watered down, like not even half the strength it is here.
>>60551218
go fuck yourself yank
>>60551156
the average mexican girl is ugly and fat, while in britain the average girl is fuckable
gona make these for lunch tomorrow i reckon
http://cooktoria.com/recipe/spanakopita-quesadilla/
>>60551173
mwouldnt mind handling that poo for her with my mouth desu
https://soundcloud.com/virus_upload/avon-rep-a-rhapsody-in-cooncul
classic
>>60551310
Why are yanks so disgusting
>>60551303
spanakopita is top
>>60551270
i hope its a brain tumor
>>60551101
What type is it lad?
>>60551342
make like the united kingdom on the 24th of june and leave
>>60551343
>>poop
FOY
>>60551303
>>60551291
Is he doing this right Juan?
>>60551343
titanic tbf
>>60551370
i literally wanted to only make three posts in this general and leave for the day but now i feel driven to stay out of spite
>>60551343
did a titanic about an hour ago
And the world will be undone.
>goochland
cant fabricate it
not a fan of bullies desu
quite a few itt right now iih
If Britain leaves the EU does that mean continentals can't post in these threads anymore?
>>60551409
mexicans dont eat spanakopita you silly
Tell JK that I'm still rolling
>>60551353
women are vile
What have you done in service of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ today?
>>60551353
literally vomiting from my mouth
>She has red hair and green eyes
I have literally never been harder, lads.
Need to shag her.
It's a life or death situation.
>>60551201
american """"lad"""" culture
>be a bro
>do bro things
>broooooo
>can't go near that girl she's my ex bro
>bro codeeeee
>BBQ RIBSSS
>drinking in the car park
>brooooooo
>yeah bro it's cool bro
>sluts broooo
>hopefully the old ball and chain let's me have a mancave when her son skylar arrives
>bro that'd be sweet bro
>>60551201
>Once a year thing counts as a culture
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
>>60551430
Too much greens, not enough meat. right?
>>60551469
bullied a yank
>>60551513
good grief
>>60551508
>No prime Gwen gf
>>60551461
You'll need to apply for a 4Chan visa mate, also if we leave we may destroy the internet and cause WW3, can't argue with big Dave now can ya?
going to uni x x proud of mysefl x
>>60551508
46 years old
*screams really loudly because nobody is paying attention to me*
If we leave the eu and limit the number of low skilled white europeans, wont we just get pakis and blacks from the common wealth to replace them?
>>60551469
i turned the other cheek following a bullying incident
>>60551573
bait
>>60551571
Didnt't Big Dave say you should stay tho?
>>60551573
>sports science
meme degree tbqh
>>60551573
>sports science
>>60551573
>sports science
she'll tire herself out eventually and we can get some rest
>>60551573
Literal children out
>>60551493
>yo dawg have you seen storme
>nah bro, he ain't here bro
>aaah brooooooo
>sure bro
>totally radical dude
>yeah bro this is so gnarly bro dawg bro
>yeah brooooo
>tyler would love these sluts broooo
howling at yank """lad culture"""
>>60551493
>Bro
I hate this word, cringiest shit. please never use this word even in a mocking way, it hurts my brain too much.
>>60551573
haHAAA
*starts punching the wall and crying*
>>60551583
this is bucks
>>60551493
>car park
FOA
>>60551573
>paying £50,000 for a useless degree.
dont do it pham
Hearing my neighbours having passionate sex really fucked me up tonight lads. Sometimes it's easy to blot out and forget that you're a loser who doesn't have proper relationships
Really makes you think
>>60551573
>sports science
>>60551614
Yes, because of what will happen, ww3 etc. Still voted out though, I'm in it for the banter.
>>60551600
Not really you still have that law where immigrants have to earn 33k per year which isn't really a low skill wage.
>>60551699
>stretch marks
2/10
>>60551699
looks like a cartoon CGI man with googly eyes in the thumbnail lol
>>60551699
Ibiza was a mistake
>>60551697
no one cares
>>60551735
no it doesnt that observation is wrong
>>60551699
hope to fucking god i never have a daughter.
>>60551508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F6ZsYsVSXU
doing a sublimation
what did he mean by this
>>60551763
it actually does you fuck you fucking cunt
look hes got a big squidward nose and a bald professor farnsworth style head
>>60551730
nothing wrong with stretch marks
>>60551699
why do people do this? it's depraved, obnoxious and a complete embarrassment of themselves
business idea: work hard to hone your production values but then write most of your tracks by copying popular bangers from a couple years ago or iterating on what you've previously released
£15 for 8gb of DDR3
is that good?
>>60551776
I'm a bit of a dick 2bh do you think she would have sex with me?
>>60551798
HUGE COCK
>>60551783
>>>/haiti/
>>60551650
haha but bro-seiden dude we gotta go to that sweet party at the car park of a sport stadium bro-logne there could be some radical sluts there bro-ny abbot
>>60551776
>that hair sticking out of the bra
Utterly disgusting. Doing a barf
>>60551814
Because a hot lad with a big dick will fuck you and all the betas will give you attention and free drinks?
>>60551699
Would fucking plow the one on the left
>>60551804
no it doesnt you are correct
do not reply to me again; not only do i hate your opinions but i also hate you personally
>>60551823
yea
>>60551798
classic power stance to assert dominance
>why do people do this? it's depraved, obnoxious and a complete embarrassment of themselves
>>60551862
>you are correct
ill take that lanc you horrible vindictive little dwarf
id literally disown my daughter if she wanted to go to ibiza or any other degenerate derivative.
>>60551814
>obnoxious and a complete embarrassment of themselves
Like they give a fuck, they're just out there for a shag mate, they treat themselves like shite. These are the ones where the memes are generated from.
>>60551845
>hair
hope you lads don't do the virgin walk
Really not impressed
it's so hot lads I think I might just strip down to my boxers
>>60551915
classic sammyboi
>>60551908
My sister is going to Kavos and masked it by telling my parents that she's going sightseeing in Corfu. Raging 2bh.
>>60551915
now this is some prime american lad culture
>>60551837
>car park
Pretty sure they call it a parking lot don't they?
other than that, annoying/10. So spot on impersonation mate.
>>60551915
kek
>>60551943
pipe down croGAYtia
need a bf desu
>>60551886
who is this lanc individual who i most certainly am or not
>>60551915
wouldnt mind chocolate lass #2
>>60551973
ok united GAYdom
>>60551942
she's got her rack out, she's an absolute sitter m8
>>60551983
screamed loudly and continuously for over 10 seconds at this post
>>60551943
Been like this since I got home, mate, also got the fan on me at the same time. Bollocks are still a bit sweaty tbqh.
Are emjois a part of the phone now, or do I have to keep the app installed on my phone?
the man
>>60552001
the croRAT
>>60552034
I dont like seeing my pale lanky body so I cover myself up.
>>60552050
>needing this many shots
c u c k
>>60552010
A what?
croatiANO
>>60551955
She'll get gang banged in some toilets probably mate. Those places aren't bad for lads tbqh, but girls that go there are proper slutty tbf. Funny how fucking girls as a lad isn't seen as being a slag really, quite like that.
i have been field-testing the new iPost modular communications system and its performance has been satisfactory
i am now going to bed
good day
>>60552056
It's unicode lad.
They're encoded just like all the normal letters.
Your apps just render them in their own way.
I'm going out now, and I will be some time.
>>60552123
sleep tight, my stocky little pal
ello u cunt
>>60552050
Shit punches tbf, deserved to be treated like a complete poof.
>>60552102
a sitter m8...a catch in cricket that requires absolutely no movement whatsoever and you just have to sit back to absorb the force
m8 come on this is elementary australiana
>>60552123
cant you get flags firrat yet
hope to see you soon like
>>60552115
That's because as a girl getting fucked takes no effort. All you have to do is say yes and spread open.
going to bed as well
>>60552136
>>60552076
croRAT
>>60552059
>>60552188
haitiANUS
>>60552076
>I dont like seeing my pale lanky body so I cover myself up.
The fuck is wrong with you? are you scared everytime you get undressed then? most of the time I'm either in just boxers or walking round the house without a shirt, even in months like February and Jan.
>>60552050
me on the left
>>60552220
landlubber
gonna have to wank before I go to sleep tbf
what should I wank to lads?
>>60552188
My grandfather looked this way when he turned ischemic
>>60552050
me on the right suppressing my true power to let my enemy believe he has the upper hand
Just made a new thread but forgot to put /brit/ in the subject. Not even going to link it out of shame
>>60552123
dont care
>>60552225
i'm not scared I just don't like to be reminded that I have an unappealing body
out of sight out of mind
I also avoid looking at my face in the mirror
chacarron?
>>60552177
flags cannot be used on iPosts or iComputers
>>60552157
goodnight to you if you are anyone that isnt norfolk
>>60552283
k lad fapping to some garland pin ups
>>60552317
so be it
goodnight petle sweet dreams xx
>>60552304
>>60552263
hahaha you utter dickhead
>>60552304
>>60552263
embarrassing tbf
>>60552317
heh heh, taking that goodnight anyway
>>60552304
Delete
>>60552370
>>60552372
Leave it out lads
and by edition i meant subject
fooled you twice you utter twazzocks
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omf ahahahahaha just ahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha omdzzzzz ahahahahhahahaaha loooooooooooooool ahahahahahaaaahaha PMSL LADS PMSL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nah but im really suffering from a debilitating headache and its going to make me cry
unbowed
unmemed
untwazzocked
making a cummie
zero is a lonely number lads
goin bed now you fuuuuuuuuuuuuukin cunts
sweaty as all gerrout
>>60552466
>>60552505
>>60552569
dose yourself up with painkillers or summit you silly ruddy sausage
goodnight x
>>60550492
holy shit
>>60552587
>taking pills ever
>VOLUNTEERING to be the first to die when modern medicine becomes useless
goodnight my poor uneducated sheepling
>>60552631
I am 50% paracetamol
I will rule over the ruins of the old world
good riddance to that saracen desert dog
merchant navy
>hubble has observed a gorillion planets an has found jack shit
we're alone, aren't we
couldnt wank if i tried
>>60552783
nah the ayy lmaos are pranking us
>>60552743
Highland regiment
>>60552704
Thought I wouldn't see this eh
I'll have your guts for garters
Jacob's Ladder
watching videos about cigars
have no desire to ever smoke tho
if no-one else will
>>60552854
>>60552854
>>60552854
>>60552842
someone fedora this man
Your opinion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfpB6Nh3xss
>>60552554
What about 100?
big fan of this pooey internet meme
>>60552865
no u
