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Why have getty started to watermark their images? Beginning to piss me off desu I see it everywhere now
nth for poo
>>60552890
>started
>>60552890
when have they not done this
>>60552890
is that leeds? lived near a very similar mosque in a terraced shithole for a year
>>60552854
Wouldn't mind cumming on that tbf, reckon she'd be nice at BJs, but probably not for a fuck; too skinny.
hello boys
just one of the lads don't mind the flag
haha waheyy
>>60552886
Marvellous post
good lad
>>60552854
stop posting this retarded slut
too ugly to be a model and only got there through connections
people like her are everything that's wrong with the world. If a profession as trivial as modeling is plagued by cronyism, the whole fucking human race is doomed.
>>60552917
>>60552932
I dunno but it seems like over the past week I keep seeing that same watermark absolutely everywhere and I don't remember it before
hmm yes
>>60552996
getty literally sells pictures, people pay to have it removed you silly bun
>>60552959
>the whole fucking human race is doomed.
that's the case regardless of nepotism in modelling
Alri lads
I think it's cool enough for a wank laddo's
>>60553014
whats going on around the wash?
>>60552890
literally a minute from where I'm sitting rn
>>60552934
truth
need to get another 700 calories in and I can't think of anything
there's loads of sex happening in my flat rn and i'm just here having a wank
Just popped a pill.......*everyone is shocked*
A paracetamol pill!!!!!!*everyone laughs gaily*
>>60553063
mayonnaise
>>60553063
food
>>60553068
>sex
??
>>60553014
Pakis are fat
>>60553019
Well something must have happened because the occurrence of the watermark has increased 10fold
>>60553077
vying for the crown are we?
im a veteran wanker
if it features on a porn site, then you name it ive wanked to it
>>60553090
nahh just lezzers doing they thing in one room, girl in panties in next, think my flatmates with a bird as well
Who's this Tim bloke you lot keep going on about? Post youtube channel
>>60553135
does your bellend have scar tissue? dindt fink soo
>>60553135
Brunette missionary?
Going to see if there's any of those Mars ice cream bars left in the freezer. Will report back with results
>>60553175
Youtube.com/user/henders007/videos
>>60553123
I am the mighty glass of water to your snivelling tablet
Overheard my Dad talking to my Mum about me.
It wasn't nice.
zomBEES
hahahhaaHAAAA
>>60553297
i'm already planning the uniforms for my minions
cannot wait for medipocalypse
>>60553299
Smelly, dumb, NEET scum.
lel
>>60553381
who's sending who what
i never know how to read these :3
>>60553317
Shame it's full of Russians
This bollocks isn't exactly quick-acting is it
I shall have already toiled through an achesome hour of fitful layery and grasped some pale imitation of slumber by the time it takes effect
>>60553348
Watch out for any paracetamoles that might deign to undermine you in the name of rival factions
>>60553317
Russia would be a great place if Communism hadn't ruined it
>>60553256
so what happened lad
going feral lads
dad's gonna freak!
>>60553443
fag churka plz
Done more damage to my mum's fanny than my dad ever could
which one are you?
>>60553410
she's the grey
>>60553489
of course you did
you came out of it you fat bastard
>>60553503
so you're a girl and you're both lesbians?
>>60553489
your dad came in and you went out though
>>60553489
>tfw emergency c-section
I have never touched a vagina
>>60553560
same, was never breast fed either
>>60553560
some things are never meant to be lad
lads
You literally can't be racist towards white people.
>Media glorifies you
>Firms glorify you
>Fashion industry, Hollywood, music industry glorify you
White people have literally no right to bitch and whine about "racism."
>>60553539
no, I'm not a girl
not really sure why she messaged that, guess in a "hey guuurl" stupid type of way, so I just replied that stupid emoj
>>60553299
>>60553349
He overheard his dad and his mum
They were discussing the fact that he was NEET scum
Then an irishman called him smelly abs dumb
Thst was the moment that his life became numb
>>60553299
what'd he say lad?
>>60553496
Why me
>>60553461
There wasn't anyway, settled for a muller corner (and I'm talking about Thomas taking a set piece for Germany)
>>60553299
you're feral
>>60553605
My mum called me and my dad said "He probably isn't even out of bed yet"
it was like 9pm
;_;
Ha ha what a massive schnozz
Going to sleep now. So fuck off
>>60553585
why did you post this exchange with her i don't understand
>>60553649
that's not bad
>>60553560
Are you 'different' in any way? are c-section people different?
>>60553710
that my dad thought i was still in bed at 9pm at night?
clearly he was mocking me
>trying to watch the episode of skins where they go to Russia
>all4 on the ps4 buffers every 2 seconds
Business idea: we invent something so at our command all the cum ever spent by anyone masturbating over a girl just drops on her head, whereever or whenever she is. Imagine that in a business meeting, or the queen's funeral
>>60553560
Same. I was strangling myself with my umbilical cord so they had to cut me out. Wish they had just let me do it ahaha
dumb pirate frog poster
>>60553806
Terrible post back to your Russian general traitorous scum
Do you lads think Cara has a hairy fanny?
I reckon that without access to hair removal products she would be quite hairy
>>60553746
Maybe he's plotting to kill you
You really paranoid though you should relax a tick
Are you smarter than a 10 year old?
>>60553702
she gave me her number without me even trying
>>60553932
apparently not
>>60552854
Caralad how many wanks a week would you have to cara?
>>60553961
Well that has proved something, probably.
>>60553932
Are you smarter than a 5th grader
How did she ever land a modelling gig?
Friends in high places?
>>60554039
who
>>60553932
I feel like this uses the hypotenuse theorem
Too bad I forgot how it works
If you found out a girl you like has porn on the internet with her ex boyfriend, what would you do?
>>60554074
you mean pythagoras?
that's for triangles
>>60554074
it doesn't
and it's called the pythagorian theorem
>>60554101
Wank off to it
>>60554074
>the hypotenuse theorem
Everytime my brother is back from uni the internet is always 10x slower
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE CUNT DOING
Ah so these are the Palestinians the left loves so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27hqW28GDH4&bpctr=1465434678
Very impressive
>pythagorian theorem
>>60554136
that's cringeworthy
hey lads how did everyone enjoy the sun while it lasted? x
do you ever get jealous of peoples personalities lads
there are just some people who seem so happy, kind and worry-free, just the way they do everything
>>60554136
really want her
>>60554175
playing haxball
>>60554206
I sat inside maturbating to porn
>>60554246
>he didn't enjoy the sun and masturbate outside
>>60554177
they only managed to get one lad
that's shite
>>60554228
>seem
key word
the people who want to portray their lives as perfect usually have something massive to hide
>>60554269
They killed 4 and wounded 6
>>60553746
dont be so sensitive
>>60554285
No, I mean
I just watch some small time vlogs of people on youtube, and the way they act is just so nice, its just appealing to watch these people
>>60554160
>>60554121
>>60554117
tbf I have literally never needed it in my life
>>60554336
she's melting
relatives are downstairs whilst i brood in my lair
its so hard to get to 2700 calories a day
so much effort and time
I sometimes wonder how fat/obese people exist
>>60554418
loser
>>60554430
dont reply to me, cretin
Reading a Porno at work.
Proper bored.
got hearts of iron 4
world would have been better if hitler won lads
>>60554074
>hypotenuse theorem
really makes you think
>>60554456
desu it's really good
>>60554430
I want that dress
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
really makes you think
http://www.strawpoll.me/10435681
http://www.strawpoll.me/10435681
>>60554520
mao was a great ally of the US though
>>60554353
yeah, same thing
they only show the good parts of their lives in their vlogs
>Listen, I take cold showers. It's what I do.
>>60554586
did you even read that pic you retarded spic
KC MANAGER GO BACK TO GERMANY
Swiping on tinder in LA and seen this girl
https://www.instagram.com/zellyyy/
>we didn't match
Might an hero lads
>>60554601
>>>/haiti/
>>60554619
i am from mexico, we do not read
How do you guys have the patience for Podcasts?
I tried to listen to one and just couldn't sit through it all without doing other things.
66 hours until kick off Russia lads. Who /hyped/
>>60554640
yeah, why would you have?
>>60554640
hnnnnnnnnnnnngnggggggggggggngngn
Although it's "saw" not "seen" please kindly restrict your disgusting local accent to the spoken word.
>>60554640
she looks like a stick
>>60554719
>66 hours until kick off
really? i didn't realise it was that close :3
>Although it's "saw" not "seen" please kindly restrict your disgusting local accent to the spoken word.
sorry i'm late, lads
i ate a banana from a haunted banana tree and for about three days a ghost dropped rocks on my head
russia
>>60554702
I always listen to them or audiobooks in bed
incentivizes me to get in bed earlier as well
Ihme äijä kyl oot.
we getting hype to win the euros lads
>>60554702
I listen to them before sleeping or if I'm walking somewhere
>>60554733
8pm on Saturday. You'll be watching it in the pub with all the lads, r-right anon?
just bought a granny gimp shag pet
baiting console wars on /v/ lads
>>60554801
is it on itv?
are you lads watching the australia v england rugby game??
>>60554846
Fuck off faggot
>>60554869
>rugby
If i can wank over my ex does it mean i'm over her?
>>60554869
>rugby
*does a little dance*
Police helicopter is quite literally doing circles over my house/ the local area
Really fucking loud
Why do I always get depressed during the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
could do with one of these
>>60554938
ay less of that
>>60554938
nice dance man
*tapdances*
>>60554949
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/10/police-helicopter-team-in-court-accused-of-filming-people-having/
it's alright m8 they might just be filming people fucking
>friends downstairs drinking
they didnt even asked me if i wanted to joinded them lol
>>60554911
>>60554928
utter nonces
get some hair on your chest you girls
What is wrong with prioritising Christian refugees from the middle east?
pirates
Have my age parameters set into the 40s specifically so I can see any milfs
Match with one and get this bs message
>>60554456
just got it
No idea what I'm doing though only go into gsg recently
>>60554974
It would be better if it rhymed more
>>60555012
That's literally discrimination.
I'm not saying it's wrong but it's *literally* discrimination.
>>60555041
What is wrong with discrimination like this? Christians are clearly in much more risk than Muslim groups in the middle east.
>>60555030
wtf is IG
>>60555066
>>60555064
it angers the indoctrinated masses
>>60555066
>>60555064
>Christians are clearly in much more risk than Muslim groups in the middle east.
not really
Assad's bombs don't discriminate and ISIS kill more Muslims than anybody
it's simplistic to assume that Christians have it worse than any other group
>>60555066
Snapchat
>>60555066
piss off oap
>>60555066
alright pops
>>60555066
Srsly nigga?
>>60555107
>>60555123
fuck you
christians ans muslims can be friends
>>60555066
FOAL
>>60555092
No it isn't Isis kill shia muslims but due to the rather large shia population the Shias have places to go where they can be safe Christians simply don't have the numbers to defend themselves sufficiently.
all the females on this site congregate in /fa/
christ, they are boring
>>60555030
>get this bs message
u reckon it's a bot or something?
>>60555157
*and
>>60555171
Kurds and Assad have both defended Christians.
It's ironic but most of ISIS's victims are in fact Sunni Musims, the very people they claim to defend.
You are all voting leave right lads?
forgotten what FOAL stands for :(
there's been a lack of TOM posting
>>60555174
never been there, wats it like
>>60555231
not voting at all
>>60555251
i miss ben posting desu
doing a line
>>60555251
>TOM posting
TOM?
might do a wank tbqphwy senpai
>>60555231
>i'm old enough to vote
bedtime grandad
>>60555186
doesn't look like it
when I go to the ig, she follows her "aunt" who sent me the message
have a headache
>>60555278
noo
Based Robbaz
>youtubers talking politics now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dyCPfFk-Lk
>>60555281
>Grandad at 18
Maybe where you live lad.
Come on come turn the radio on
It's Saturday and I won't be long
Doing a smelly poo
>>60555282
>ig
what is IG?
>>60555195
Now post the map of percentage of black people by county and you'll find that black people are carrying Crooked Hillary to victory
>>60555316
please tell me why your village has its own flag which isn't actually real
>>60555331
in game
>>60555327
You nasty
haha you hadn't forgotten me had you lads?
>>60555316
robbaz keeps politically correct in his videos though. you can hear in a lot of his streams he'll say "that's fucking retar- stupid I mean".
>>60555255
girls and lanky homos talk about clothes. even without the female fashion threads, you can tell it's girls talking because it's one unfunny pun and cutesy remark after the other
>>60555316
>>60555370
don't even know who robbaz is
same guy who doesn't know who IG is
looks like i'm no longer with "it", somebody upload the pic
>>60555318
get out you literal baby
>>60555395
he's a yootoober
>>60555351
>which isn't actually real
Isn't it?
>>60555370
Think he's just messing about desu I've heard him say 'retarded' loads of times
He also says some Trump memes which I don't think attacking him
>people enjoy the sun
Boggles the mind
I avoid it at all cost
Recently celebrated my one year anniversary of having no mates.
Who /friendless/ here?
>>60555441
how does a village have a flag
>>60555455
>one year
casual
If a baseball and a bat cost $1.10 together, and the bat costs $1.00 more than the ball, how much does the ball cost?
>>60555366
Who?
>>60555455
My last mate moved to spain last august, i feel so alone ;_;
>>60555460
Dunno m8 I don't even live there I just wanted 4 flags haha
Is precariat the new term for NEET?
>>60555476
$1.10 - $1.00 = $0.10
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
God I've missed late night /brit/
>>60555476
5 cents m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRhshCQ-QuU
Arab Christians seem nice
>>60555518
forgot image
>>60555476
twenty pence
>>60555460
The flag was originally designed by John Hall in 1987.
The Blue and Gold colours relate to the Dormer and the Rothschild family. The Dormers were the owners of the manor of Wing from the 1400s until the estate was dispensed with by their descendant the Earl of Chesterfield in 1840. The Rothschild’s became prominent in the village in the middle of the 19th century and are still the major landowner’s of the area.
The golden arch represents the Saxon element of the village. The church is one of the oldest in the country and the oldest building to survive in the parish. The falcon represents the Dormer family and this was part of their heraldry as they were Keeper of the King’s falcons for several generations. This was an important job and brought them close to the royal family. The tombs of the Dormers have just been restored in the church and the falcon can be seen at the foot of the tomb of Sir William Dormer.
>>60555564
hmm ah yes
Who /nostalgia/ here?
Literally incapable of living in the present. Everything is reminiscence or sentiment.
>>60555581
The Rothschild influence is everywhere
also dormers>>60555366
>done a wank in my bed
>came so hard I couldn't open my eyes or move for a few minutes
haha
>stay over at korean girl's house
>she has a picture of kim kardashian and kanye west on her wall
>ask her why
>she says she doesnt know
This.makes me so fucking mad for some reason
>>60555612
Headbutt her in the ovaries
>>60555612
upload pics of said korean girl
>>60555612
have you ever watched the show?
people are obsessed with it and i watched it once and nothing happened at all and apparently that's the show. it's honestly like you're an alien or something and you just don't get what the fucks going on. people are
>>60555590
You fucked up
Rorke and Rasheed need to be INSIDE the circles in order for the Ven diagram to work
You fucking weapon
>>60555590
Rasheed sounds like he might be a good lad tbf
>>60555590
I don't hate gays or jews. I'm not xenophobic, ultranationalist or misogynist :3
Bloody racist Italians
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36486010
Fuck the pigs
>>60555644
But she doesnt watch it. I think the only reason is because they're popular
Seriously though guys that wank nearly gave me a stroke
>>60555366
>>60555564
>Dormer
bellend smells like a packet of freshly opened processed ham Tbh, lads
>>60555748
did you wank to the thought of sexually penetrating your own mother
bart
nipping out to waitrose
>>60555815
FOB
>>60555815
billionaires out
billionaires bring jobs
Fucking kidney stones wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scU7Ed4asrU
>>60555853
Shut the fuck up I'm tired of your terrible posts, I even prefer the haitian to you now run along
>>60555702
>need white people to have more children
>the only white people that have loads of kids are chavs
Need to nuke this island and start again desu
Rooting for the Cavs t b h
Can't stand the Warriors, bandwagon team of the century
but i am a great poster though
>>60555886
there's a haitian?
>>60555883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlZbqCK3RiY
>>60555915
he's in Sweden and posts all the interracial and scat porn
OH ITS SUCH A PERFECT DAY
I"M GLAD I SPENT IT WITH YOU
OH SUCH A PERFECT DAY
YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING ON
>>60555915
the dude with the swedish flag is an haitian
>>60555915
It's just the swede spammer pretending to be haitian
>>60555932
how do you know he's haitian
>>60555932
oh right
yeah...he's probably the worst poster here
>>60555954
he is a nigger from republica dominicana, but /lat/ called him haitian
No you are NOT fuck off and die shitskin, you're basically a yank except without the slight anglones
Haitians don't immigrate to Sweden they go to Florida and then proceed to behave like turboniggers
>>60555905
you are x
dindins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YieLNwaI1uo
>fuck off and die shitskin
>>60555967
>yanks
>anglones
>>60555993
>>60555990
>>60555974
>>60555970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
look at this fucking dog
>>60556015
if I do, will you return my family to me?
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
>>60556012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
might do a cheeky sleep
>tfw high test alpha
>When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
>>60556056
this doesnt sound right at all
>>60556089
Those girls are fairly low T though, not to mention that lesbianism is intrinsically a low T fetish
@60556111
fuck off you staTIST CUUUUUUUUUUUNT
*takes off to the lad of nod*
>>60556056
girls are scary
When the nice guy loses his patience, the devil shivers
>>tfw high test alpha
>>60556056
FUCK OFF YOU SEPPO CUUUUUUUUUUNT
*puts on mask of smug face to cover up my angry sobbing*
>tfw naturally hairless body
i know y'all niggaz jelly af
>>60556053
really like this gif
good outfit
>>60556204
I can give you some of mine
>>60556204
Nice nipples
>>60556229
Really no need for a new when this hasn't hit the bump limit, you rotten paki cunt.
>>60556168
Suck me bellend you fucking weapon
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