based welshlads edition
cara
kpop
masie
>>60540946
*kicks my studs against the post*
tfw no bf
>god you really are a dreadful poster
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
kpop
beautiful
>>60540955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0BnQpeNIA
>>60540989
>>60541038
which one of you is the twice shitter?
how do you know if a girl likes you lads?
genuinely pray every morning and evening for all kpop fans to get the plague
>>60541045
charge your phone
>>60541084
if you aren't sure then she doesn't.
>>60541084
if shes looking at you, you look at her directly in the eyes, and she looks away shyly, thats always a dead giveaway
>no gf
>shit job
>shit friends
>shit life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>60541061
Twice is pretty cute
>>60541084
ask them
>>60541084
You can't always be 100% sure if she likes you or just has a flirty personality
>>60541061
i only really post laboum
>>60540606
I didn't say they were the fucking same, I literally said that Britain First is an autistic NSDAP. What part about that did you not understand???
>>60540998
>England's Brave David Seaman
>>60541125
what about if she looks directly into your eyes while and doesn't look away
*gives you a ticking off for doing a sub par job on your last piece of work*
there are too many humans on this earth
>>60541084
If she plays with her hair around you and starts the conversation
>>60541176
>flirty personality
Aka massive slut
>there are too many humans on this earth
>>60541170
>78+49
im not a mathematician but somehow i doubt this adds up to a hundred
really makes u think
>>60541237
not sure what your picture have to do with this post
>all life is valuable
>>60541231
Or pretends to be for the benefits
>>60541196
Might have something stuck in your teeth
>>60541144
>>60541177
fair enough
>>60541256
>American education
>>60541196
depends on the facial expression. if she's looking in the eyes though she's trying her hardest to look confident and therefore hide the fact that she likes you. if they look away and act completely normal that's when they probably dont like you.
>>60541367
what's wrong with us?
>>60541326
>image.jpg
>>60541367
me on the far left
SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE
COOL DRINK O' WATER
SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE
TASTE SO GOOD
MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY
SWEET CHERRY PIE
>>60541341
dont know what it is exactly but its like 30 above a hundred. fairly obvious lad
Don't want to sound big-headed or anything but I think the new apprentice at work fancies me. She thanked me far too enthusiastically when I helped set up her signature in Outlook and keeps offering to make me hot drinks.
>>60541383
Not us, just YOU
>>60541388
>jpg
you fucked it
>not sure what your picture have to do with this post
>>60541367
ummmmmmmmmm OK WOW *listens to da filthieesttt dubstep WUBWUBWUB XD* YOU GOTTA NO 2 THANGZ GRLLLLLLLLL *does the whip and the nae nae* hey has anyone seen the mother fr**king light switch for dis room haha WHOOP THERE IT IS! WHOOP THERE IT IS! BITCH LOOK AT MY DAB *dabs* wow okay just about all flippin randumbed (LOL) out but how about 2 things now honey
1. u stfu and never be rude to me or my girlfreidn again
2. if you ever do be rude to either of us again i will find out where you live and fly kick you in the dick! LOL
and if thats not enough ... well *unsheathes shinto blade* lets just say that im strapped LOL
>>60541388
Fuck, it was image.png
I dun goofed
>>60541367
me on the right center right
>>60541383
constantly seeking everyone's approval
>>60541341
No, just poor American sarcasm
Serious question, are Americans more autistic as a whole than other countries? UK is autistic but at least they have self-awareness and understand banter
she wants a man from brum
>>60541413
Bet she'll suck you off 5 times a week for a promotion
>>60541466
said no one ever
>image.jpg
>>60541409
>He still doesn't get it
Mate those are two separate sets of data, there's no reason they should add up to 100. Look at what the percentages are for, the amount of people that display a characteristic in two separate populations, in and out voters
>everyone's making it
would you believe i shagged my homemade fleshlight twice then lightly rinsed it and drank a whey shake from it
>>60541463
as an outsider, the american middle and upper classes are autistic as fuck. everyone else is grand though.
alumiNUM
>>60541470
Not really in a position to give her a promotion, also she's like 17.
a'right
>>60541523
making what?
>posting from mobile
People do this?
>200680_1389065702604_full.png
>>60541538
nonce
>>60541496
whats the bleeding point in using two data sets jesus christ
>>60541351
what about if they give you a shy and cheeky smile and look you straight in the eyes, say hello and show interest in you, but other times just walk straight by without saying a word or looking at you?
oh bob saget
i can't think of anything to post
>>60541538
nonce
>>60541538
>Not really in a position to give her a promotion
She doesn't need to know that
>also she's like 17.
You don't need to know that
>>60541570
make like a tree and fuck off
>>60541538
>also she's like 17
so what
need a poo
>>60541596
i can
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60541621
fuck off
i LOVE disappointing sluts with my tiny penis
i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
>>60541538
what does age have to do with anything
it's just a number
>Nearly nine o clock
>21 degrees Celsius outside
>80% humidity
Sleeping tonight is going to be absolutely disgusting
>1445712262523.jpg
>>60541575
urban confident normie girl who likes you. i wouldnt go for it because im a provincial but do as you please
>>60541621
how about I don't?
checkmate
>
>>60541556
It's 5AM and I'm in bed. Browsing on a tablet is p comfy desu
>>60541689
you win this round, chum............p
>>60541574
It's pretty obvious if you're not legitimately retarded. Fuck off, dumb Yank.
>>60541007
Hello :)
>>60541717
>tablet
bender
>>60541668
>7737337387.jpg
feels good having AC
this summers gonna be great, been hell the last two summers but i think im gonna make it this year
>>60541625
>>60541663
She only finished her GCSEs last year.
>>60541628
please stop yelling
>>60541529
That's pretty accurate
I don't understand how it happened though
Might be something about the suburbs and socialization
me and the lads on our european tour 1940
>you will never be a deadhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgPLFYNEL1A
>>60541687
what about a girl who tells everyone she's a lesbian but tells me she's bisexual and keeps asking me out for drinks?
>>60541756
its not obvious. they really should explain themselves. politics isnt a fucking puzzle game
>scouse """""people"""""
yanks............. out
>>60541717
>5am
What's the future like, spaceman?
Will I finally be happy?
>>60541795
continental cunt
me and the lads drinking our juice boxes
>>60541774
Go for it, you will regret it in later life if you don't.
>>60541790
its because america is an empire in decline. the decadent middle and upper classes have their heads up their asses. read the fate of empires by john glubb.
>>60541619
>>60541625
The problem with teenagers isn't that they're physically immature, it's that they're mentally immature.
>>60541774
soooooo
she hasn't been stretched much yet
probably very inexperienced and insecure
you can mould them into whatever you want and they're willing to try anything
>>60541918
Depends on the person.
After this I always assumed Bolt would keep smashing the record down, but it seems this is the fastest 100m we'll see for a long long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFLuduKmnW0
Imagine him running in La Paz with a 5m/s tailwind
>>60541824
SJW slag who wants to have a threesome with you
do you actually know these people
>>60541837
me on the left
>>60541894
almost certainly won't
>>60541929
grody to the max haha
>>60541836
who was he doing the chink eyes to? Don't remember a chink playing for chelsea
>>60541707
How can I tell if I have diabetes?
>>60541824
Trying to get free drinks
Don't be swindled, tons of lesbians do this
>>60541918
Im a 22 year old eternal manchild and there are plenty of late teens who are more mentally developed than me
>>60542001
Insinuating the ref is blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxfTEyJZg4
>>60542018
unquenchable thirst
>>60542018
answer this question:
are you american?
if the answer is yes then you have diabetes
>>60542065
stop posting this pic of my internet gf
it's a wednesday lads and I'm having a can of lager! haha!
>>60541952
Not really. Up until you reach the age of 18, no man or woman in this country has ever experienced enough in life to be considered a mature person. Their only experiences in life are while they are sheltered by their parents and schools.
That's not to say that people suddenly become mature on their 18th birthday, a lot of people never even truly mature. But once you turn 18, you're able to do things that can give you valuable experience.
>>60541959
yes
what about when girls ask you if you why you don't have a girlfriend?
or when they things like "you're really nice" or "I bet you're popular with girls" or "you have quite a following"
>>60542096
It's wednesday
>>60542018
Go to the doctor and get a test done
>think I have diabeetus, hypothyroidism and anaemia
>get tests done and they all come back fine
>>60542148
that means they like you as a friendand they might pity you a bit.
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>60542149
genuinely had no clue what day it was when I woke up earlier
>>60542160
think I see two tits
Well lads
Just found out my mom's tits are fake
Not sure how to feel about this
my gf in the middle
>>60542125
None of this has any bearing on whether you want to fuck them or not
>>60542160
bye
one chink poster down, 26 million to go
>>60542208
pics
>>60542077
>expect something sensible and get FUKIN WHITEYS WEWUZ etc
>>60542200
Well that's not very good is it
>>60542160
weeeeeeeeeew lad
>>60542208
Epic Pepe
Mind if I steal it?
>>60542208
If you need a second opinion I'd be glad to help you out
>>60542216
All three of those are dudes.
>>60542168
At least you found out you might have hypochondria
Watching Frozen for the first time lads
I like the animation.
>>60542223
You don't want to fuck a teenage girl, they'll just become clingy and dependant if you're an older man.
>>60542208
Was she filling them with cows milk?
>watching TBBT on E4
>episode where Jew's mum died IRL
>dat tribute and fade to silence
Heart status: broken
>>60542182
what about when the same girl keeps bumping into you at work, then immediately apologises and asks if you're okay and tries to make small talk with you while looking in your eyes and occasionally looking at your mouth when you talk
>>60542168
Thanks m8
I'll call to see if I can get something scheduled for tomorrow
Been feeling a bit off lately and my diet is pretty shit so diabetes is a concern
>>60542299
the let it go song is good in german
Do any boys with an Asian mother and a white father turn out normal?
aaaaaaaaaaah yes
>>60541954
Bolt peaked during that two year period, he will never be able to go that fast again.
>>60542299
>Watching Frozen for the first time lads
And the last time, the film itself is shit.
I don't even get why kids went ape-shit over it
>>watching TBBT on E4
>>60542296
I genuinely did.
Hypochondria is health anxiety btw, not just 'omg I'm so ill lol'.
You start having heart palpitations and thinking you're having a heart attack and constantly worry about your health and have panic attacks.
>>60542327
you should be able to answer this yourself
>>60542343
cant dodge the rodge
>>60542284
Why is it always whitebois who do that shit?
>>60542296
It's called "hypochondriasis" you fucking melon
>>60541084
no girl could like you
reminder to live a good life so that you can have a nice headstone and burial plot
How does Wales differ from England? I would like to go there and do some hiking and shit tbqh.
BLUNT to mah liiihps, GUN on mah hiiiihp, ROCKS in mah sohhhck, POCKET fulla' chiiihps, WATCHIN' fuh tha' Piiihgs, SPLITTIN' hatuhhz wiiihgs, STACKIN' me sommme griiihp, PLAYA' can yuhh dihhhg!!! Ayyyyyyyyye
>>60542380
All animated films are shit desu
>>60542305
You're generalising. I'm 29 and I've fucked loads of 18-21 year olds, and only a couple of them got clingy.
>>60542273
Stole it myself lad
>>60542241
>>60542282
N-n-no!
>>60542397
>you fucking melon
do brits actually say this
>>60542409
wooooah mate
that was a bit fucking uncalled for and unnecessarily rude
>>60542369
>>60542260
on first instinct thought it was friday and got hyped for the start of the euros
>>60542431
good post
*takes a first time ball on the chest*
>>60542430
funny accents
lots of wilderness in the north
rainier
welsh language in the north
industrial shithole in the south
>>60542445
actually really like clingy af girls
probably just because I'm a bit insecure myself
>>60542327
Probably her anxiety and autism on display
Of she's qt sounds perfec tbth fampai
>>60542452
I do
I say 'plum' more though
>fat "people"
how do you go about asking a girl out?
do you just go up to her and say wanna shag luv or?
>>60542422
I'm donating my body to science
I could be a legitimate genius if I just had the slightest amount of work ethic but unfortunately I'm as lazy as they come so my intellect remains unused
Maybe after I die doctors and scientists will examine my body and discover something extraordinary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ZdJ3_Pjs&app=desktop
third eye was literally just torn open
*does a little dance to the drummer's beat*
*puts head down, concentrates*
*go off into my own rythym*
*full blown dance*
>>60542473
>hyped for the Euros
Ok Scotlandlad
>>60542539
what is it with the english and weird words jesus
no one else sounds so weird in normal conversation
>>60542515
very accurate
>>60542327
you don't deserve to be attractive you utter mong
anyone for anything?
>>60542384
Huh, never knew that but makes sense
stupidly told an ex that I sometimes dream about her, well, us, fucking. Now she messages me a whole lot more even though she knows I have a gf who I'm happy with.
Do kind of miss the ex sometimes, she wasn't very attractive in a conventional sense but she was sweet and kinky
>>60542546
Fuck. I'm about 15 pounds over weight and not doing anything about it. I don't wanna end up like that. Thanks for the motivation.
>>60542430
More scousers
>>60541717
>living in meme timezones
>>60542515
Actually somewhat well informed for a Yank desu
>tfw no crusades
>>60542581
>bilderberg
Alex Jones-tier conspiracy shit calcifies your third eye like nowt else mate
>>60542568
>no welsh english
>>60542568
>pacific NW english
lol what is this wank?
>>60542629
can i get one of those froggos
>>60542576
the irony
>>60542629
cheeky shag at byrants bottom?
>>60542681
begone yankworm
>i'm smart but lazy!
>You're generalising. I'm 29 and I've fucked loads of 18-21 year olds, and only a couple of them got clingy.
>>60542568
Do people really think Spanish sounds nicer than portuguese?
I think Portuguese sounds like Spanish but more rounded and with all the filthy taco grease washed out, it's much more clean and flowery
>>60542570
Ask her to grab a few drinks after work/school. If she says yes, then she's prob down to fuck.
would you trade intelligence for looks?
>>60542568
>british english
>scottish english
what
>>60542568
Redneck US American English is loads better than standard yank english
>>60542735
>implying I have it to trade
>>60542688
we're not even married ://////
>>60542568
>gookshit ching chong
Stopped reading there.
>>60542735
I don't need to :)
>>60542667
ah yes its a conspiracy theory the political and economic elite would NEVER meet up to best discuss their plans theyd simply NEVER do anything like that
the existence of it isnt even denied you fucking mong
>>60542725
drinks where?
at a pub, bar, club?
do you meet her there or take her
>would you trade intelligence for x?
>>60542763
okay, cheeky wedding then?
>>60542735
Yes
I'd rather live a life full of friends and good times than be able to impress the turboautists on /sci/
>>60542825
you havent even offered my father a dowry ://///
>>60542735
I have neither
>>60542791
Whatever she prefers, although I would totally avoid clubs. Just make it casual. And I guess it depends on the situation weather you take her there or not. Just don't over think it.
>>60542882
what do you talk about
>>60542849
I'll give him my gauntlet instead
*accidentally causes /brit/ to catch on fire*
>the last update on the university of mosul's website saying that classes are cancelled, posted a few days before the islamic state took over the city
scary ngl
>>60542568
>French and Italian that low
>Gook rubbish that high
Ermmm what? A dog muncher made this. Ching chong ping pong!
I hate the walking meme Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
![picture-195[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3y4h4Z7.jpg "picture-195[1].jpg")
>>60542780
Sarcastic paranoia is not an argument.
>>60542911
a fire in my heart, qt
>>60542735
I have both, thank you based parents
what do you think of trailer park boys lads?
I think it's pretty funny
>>60542568
>Mandarin that low
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IYt2qMj1A
>>60542942
Britain pls save yourself
Vote out
>>60542574
>This entire post
*throws all the americans on the fire*
>>60542900
anything, Jesus Christ
I can see it now
>/brit/, my cock is in her, what do I do next?
>>60542924
not rly
>>60542949
Yeah love it
anyone in or around the NW want to suck my dick and let me cum in their mouth?
will buy you some moutwash after before you fuck off
>>60542934
>I came as a King
>I left as a Legend
>>60542576
I'm Irish
my people have suffered more than any wogs
>>60542936
calling things that are out in the open and have been for years conspiracy theories is not an argument
>>60542957
As someone who works in a Chinese restaurant, Mandarin sounds fucking awful mate, I don't care if a few well-spoken actors make it sound alright in films
>>60542568
Dutch at the top
>>60542924
>The """"""University"""""""" of Mosul
>>60542934
He's too alpha for you
