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crayon pop edition
cara
any tights lads
fuck chinks
do you guys know Edward the Confessor?
>>60538476
I like her voice in GTA, it's a nice voice
the gf an the gfs sons were on this morning yesterday lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqreWTZsF2M
>tfw you are well-spoken and polite which deceives people into thinking you are nice and intelligent when you're actually an absolute madman that can drink ALL the lads under the table (and then some)
could heem any one of you with consummate ease
done a bad thing lads
>>60538542
yep
>>60538597
what did u do
should have taken two pieces of 1p 2bh la
all i see is just patterns in places 2bh no major visuals maybe i'm just doing something wrong feel sad
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
>>60538591
i dont know what that means but I assume it's very homosexual
thinking of moving to the UK
>>60538600
good post
chebs desu
Cén fáth nach bhfuil a lán Éireannaigh anseo?
>>60538513
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
Poor Louie
>>60538625
Lol
It's 35°C here
Bunch of fucking soft cunts you poms are
>>60538600
but i'm not a girl
>>60538624
Best time was when I took 5 of 1p m8. maybe close your eyes and lay in your bed and listen to some cool music m8, I've seen some wild things by doing that
>>60538623
received an unexpected house viewing without cleaning up after a big smoking clean up
>>60538600
subhumans
best part of dubai to stay for 4 nights?
>>60538715
a hotel
>>60538569
OH MY
>>60538701
had a bag of white powder on my desk once during a house viewing, and i was still in bed at like 5pm
got laughed at by the people viewing and a little telling off by the landlord
are you in that much trouble?
>>60538701
*session not clean up
>>60538696
would smoking some weed help
>>60538715
Why on earth would you ever go there?
>>60538547
right? wish shed tell me bedtime stories
>>60538754
Sometimes it calms me down and I come out of the trip early. Although, others say it boosts the effects.
>>60538655
looks like a pornstar
>this ACTUALLY happened
I hope everyone here is voting OUT?
>>60538817
no it didnt
>>60538790
What was your first time with acid like? I'm getting the introspection shite just not so much the great lucid visuals
>>60538821
Voting Remain and convinced my mum to do the same by reminding her that she didn't give a shit before the referendum, so why should she care now
>>60538821
I dont know, are you?
>>60538760
on my way back from mecca
>>60538754
Depends if this is your first time m8, I've known some people get really paranoid when they mix acid and weed. Never really did much for me.
>>60538821
In my kin.
>>60538821
nope, never was going to.
>Been doing new job for 3 days now
>It's piss easy
>I'm getting paid £28,000 to manage 14 administrators (only ever 4 at a time because they're on shifts) at a tiny IT security company with 30 employees
>The company owner seems to love me for some reason
>When I was interviewed it was made clear that I would be acting as an assistant to the head of operations, who was currently off work as he's had a stroke (he's 65)
>Within the first day that had changed to me being the head of operations at the same level as this guy when he came back
>On day three this has turned into the guy probably not ever coming back, and if he does he will be placed in a less stressful job role with me SENIOR to him
>I'm literally now the head of operations for a company
>The business owner says he doesn't want to be the MD anymore and just wants to collect his dividends while relaxing at home
>Says if I can prove I could do it I can run his company with a 40k salary
>I'm literally going to have be Managing Director of a company in a few months at 26
>Once I get this on my CV I can go work for any company as MD
>£150,000 starting
Lads I've fucking made it.
Reminder if you vote remain you are LITERALLY a worse person than poleaboo
>>60538821
cant vote 2bh
>>60538745
landlord seems reasonably cool with it and is more worried about the smoking indoors. probably not going to get any deposit back though lol
could've been much much worse considering there's usually coke lying around though
ex just sent me a photo of her getting done from behind by an unknown assaiant "by accident"
>>60538867
Go see can you get some food
>>60538895
went right from post >>60538882 to >>60538900.
>>60538900
Is that what the kids are saying at school? Don't listen to them lad.
>>60538817
not exactly hard to believe
stuff like pic related is more baffling desu
>>60538924
sun is out though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
>>60538895
dont fuck it up though lad, being the MD means you also take all the blame.
might take some LSD and consult my third eye on whether to leave or remain
>>60538849
First time on acid I was extremely depressed and had given my suicide a date.
That was a few months ago and I'm still here and happier than ever.
I saw things 'melt', colours change, objects distort. I took two tabs of 150ug with the time difference of 8 hours between each.
not enjoying these beers
gonna move onto voddy
>>60538913
>she's busy text later
Micks out
made a cracking chilli lads
>bunch of lads in the garden opposite are having a bonfire
>little black bits are flying into my window
>it's too hot to close it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60538961
Was that the tiger beer
>>60538913
Fucking HOT
I wish my ex would do the same
>>60538961
Quadruple vodka and coke?
Lads should I bring my car tonight? I'm going to the pub with a girl and its chilly so I don't feel like walking/biking.
but I'm not sure if its worth driving home drunk and possibly being pulled over or something
I reckon if I just have a few beers I'd be alright since i can just sober up easily
>tfw girl at work who I fancy is in a 'long distance relationship'
hmmm yeah sweetie we'll see how long that lasts then I'll pounce at the opportune moment
if we leave we play into the hands of putin, trump and ISIS
>>60538957
speaking of
where is that irish lad who took the lsd this morn
>>60539009
gonna put like 400ml and some lemonade in a big bottle together and take it to pres
Been over 3 months since I exceeded 100mph for any substantial amount of time
Gonna have to make a late night cannonball run tonight, reckon it might calm my mind a little bit.
>>60539022
that belly is quite disgusting
>>60539043
He's here crying about his shit trip
>>60538960
yeah do you think I should take another tab of 100ug about 8 hours after? Not really seeing much though
>>60539023
If you get stopped just tell them you're a transwoman and that arresting you would be a hate-crime. Ride the Trudeau wave
the goal gf
>>60539072
oh lol, shows how much I haven't been reading these posts
When I take acid I always seem to find myself looking at gore sites.
>>60539063
I bet my car couldn't go over 80 if I was flooring it in highest gear
>tfw
>>60538673
Ok yank
Let's get this straight. Feel free to use the word 'limey' as you wish BUT NEVER use the word 'pom'
>>60538895
Oh yeah I forgot
>1 month ago I was making £18,000 in a call centre
is white arse made for black cock?
>>60538476
wew i like that outfit
>>60539122
how does it make you feel?
>>60539126
if that film wouldn't have so many USA USA USA USA USA USA cringe scenes it would've been so much better
>at a barbecue
>bite into a burger
>it's bright pink inside and that shitty not cooked shredded paper texture
>don't want to be rude so I finish the whole thing and ask for another one
>already feel sick and stomach is making unholy noises
should I just stroll down to A&E now to save time?
>>60539023
Don't even risk it.
>>60539078
Not really, it'll prolong your current trip. But LSD tolerance builds up quickly.
But, someone else should weigh in on it.
>>60539129
Go get rooted, bumboy
>>60539043
here 2bh la
>>60539072
basically
>>60539023
I want you to listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEsQi-_as_E
THEN read this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Kinison#Death
>>60539063
fastest i've ever driven is 115mph and the whole car was shaking it didn't feel safe at all
>>60539063
>Been over 3 months since I exceeded 100mph
Do it every day just getting to work.
must suck having to travel with snail speed
crayon posting needs to make a comeback on kpg
>>60539162
>wasting A&E's time
do benders get foot fetishes the way straight people do?
>>60539078
Wait 7-10 days and take 250ug next time
>>60539184
Going to work today on a country road, national speed limit right
Stuck behind a guy going 40mph the entire way
Fuck me
>>60539162
ring 111 you idiot
Asked a girl in a date on Sunday. No response. How soon is too soon to follow up?
imagine not being white
>>60539184
it does. Even in my LITTLE engined car, 70mph is killer. Usually cruise at around 85, but anything higher is risking trouble if you get pulled over etc.
(I think 100+ is instant ban territory)
>>60539164
its not THAT far away, easily within walking distance or a short bike
still car is better
beer doesn't get me really drunk anyways, and I'll just not have any liquor
>>60538669
sad desu
>>60539173
died how he lived
IN A FUCKING DESEEEEERT
>>60539237
Should I take mdma for the first time over the weekend or will my serotonin or whatever be gone to shite and I should just wait a week and take 2 100ug tabs ?
reckon i could impress yanks with my chilli
so good
>>60539257
literally did the same and got no response until like Monday night
>>60539213
do you crayon post?
HOLD
>>60539159
A deep sadness about how cruel humans can be to each other usually.
>>60539343
strike a pose
*clears the ball into the stands*
>>60538468
Crayon Pop comeback when?
I hate the sun t b h
lads...
>>60539389
never you chink loving basterd
>>60539357
and how did that make you feel?
*waves an imaginary card*
>>60539397
is that ribena?
Bye Neil! Off you go
>>60539397
>no tights
hmmm no, no a fan
>>60539173
I'm more worried about cops than hitting someone
I can drive drunk but I can't pass a breath test, plus DUI is really tough here and the area where I'm going has a load of bars and the police station nearby
>>60539444
*knocks it out your hand*
haha dropped your gay card, fuccboi
>>60539168
just wait a week or so and do double the dose
>English Femme Men Boyz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
>>60539322
Or you could candyflip. Take your MDMA, wait an hour, then take your LSD.
>>60539389
got a fetish for exposed shaved armpits desu
>>60539322
Try it m8, and next time have some nice animated films to watch or something. I recommend The Secret of Kells for some really amazing visuals
>>60539514
or drugfags could fuck off and hang themselves.
>>60539524
>>>/reddit/
>>60539357
on my next acid trip i plan to watch some factory farming videos to make me a vegetarian
thinking about human suffering on acid has definitely made me more of a pacifist
>>60539524
FONT starter pack
>>60539437
Makes me feel glad I'm from the UK and not Brazil
Literally declined an offer to do an engineering degree in favour of a philosophy degree. Can't even get any internships now hahaha
>>60539389
very soon
>>60539572
all these fucking chink pop posting waifu faggots can go drink bleach
>>60539609
why
Lads why are paki girls so fit?
fixed
Me on the right
>>60539609
at least you did something you love
see you at the job centre lad
An autistic version of the early 1920's NSDAP
Honestly don't like you guys. Reading the stuff you is depressing and I wouldn't hang around any of you saddos irl
Just pass the time here haha
>>60539524
FORT
(Fuck off reddit twat)
>>60539705
rest assured, the feeling is mutual
>>60539707
FONR
>>60539125
Feed it forced induction and more gear m8 it'll be fine
>>60539177
My front end starts to feel a bit floaty around 115-120ish, looking into how to best correct that
>>60539184
Yea BUT we can build fast cars for ourselves provided they can pass the basic yearly inspection (tires, brakes, lights, etc. No emissions testing in my area, dump it after the turbo if u want)
>>60539609
Engineering is a scam desu
>ahh yes engineering I'll be designing tunnels and bridges, I'll be the next Brunel!
>>in reality you stand in front of a CNC machine that makes parts all day
*goes in hard on the man I'm marking so he knows he's in a game*
r8 the slide lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462990013437.webm
>>60539630
Chinks were made for the Anglo cock tho, America-kun
You wouldn't understand
AHAHAHAHA
>>60539799
First day on /wsg/?
>>60539799
Woo?
>>60539801
chinks are ugly
>>60539810
excuse me?
>>60539829
no woo
>>60539799
Yahoo
>>60539672
>hurr durr i have no fucking idea what national socialism was but im just a pleb who knows it was right wing: the post
What do you think of my plan, lads?
>get a cheap flight to Oslo
>walk north until I reach the northernmost point
>>60539705
don't like curry me but I keep eating curry and telling people I don't like curry
haha
drinking an smoothie lads
TONIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIGHT
WE ARE YOUNG
SO LET'S SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
WE CAN BURN BRIGHTER
THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UH-OO-UHH-UUUUUUUN
http://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/mile_end/4343351
>£800 per month for a tiny "double" room
>London
>>60539898
Sounds fun expect for the Oslo part, that city is a shithole.
>>60539801
honestly think their faces are disgustingly unnatural and weird
>>60539793
Moar
>>60539878
Know more about it than you, cuck
I'm saying it was similar in its principles back when Anton Drexler was a more central figure of the NSDAP.
Cunt.
kettle chips are the worst fucking meme theyre expensive as fuck and taste like nothing
>>60539810
why would anyone be a /wsg/ regular
>there are people who spend most of their day on porn boards and the like
wew
>>60539938
>£1700 deposit
Oh my god
>>60539939
What's so bad about it? Also I just picked Oslo because the flights there are very cheap
hit it from the back watch a nigga bless you
>>60539978
buy tyrrells instead
I saw something that concerned me, and now I can't remember what it was
>>60538600
Aweee
but i think they are chinese.
>>60539878
The Nazis weren't right wing
Stop this meme
Socialism is LEFTISM regardless of the adjective you place in front of it
It's all the same commie bullshit that is pushed by liberals and homos all around the world
Socialism is the enemy of the white man and should be avoided at all cost including waging total war
>>60539988
Oh fuck off coole kikker
Kettle = best
*shields the back four*
>>60539978
top fucking kek
>quick let me spout the name of one of the early nsdap members so i can appear as psuedo-intellectual as possible
>>60539571
>thinking about human suffering on acid has definitely made me more of a pacifist
didn't work for me
>>60539988
>theyre expensive as fuck
Not really, they're on offer for £1 per packet a lot of the time
>>60540048
fuck off you absolute bumbling retard
>>60540072
then you're a twisted fucking psychopath
>>60539971
That's the best part
>>60539971
Trust me everyone feels the same way
The only posters who spam gookshit are Chinese cucks who get off on the thought of white men fucking their women
come throw off oppression shackles!
I'm so fucking BORED at work
>>60540053
how? i got pepper something and theres only a very faint pepper taste
>>60540081
lays or walkers is often for €1 a bag while this was almost €2 for less crisps
*plugs in the kettle*
>>60540011
Boring, ugly and expensive. There's a lot of beautiful places in that country, but Oslo is not one of them. Which airport were you looking at? Oslo Rygge or Oslo Gardermoen? Rygge is a smelly town. I think they have a paper mill there or something and it reeks. Flying there next month
how many do you smoke a day lads? I've cut down to about 25
>>60540107
>thinking acid "changes" you
it doesn't bring new revelation, just allows you to think on ideas you already had in a different way
Lads, how is 'research' stressed (the noun)? Is the stress on the first or second syllable?
>>60540141
What's your job?
me and the bf x
>>60540101
>muh /pol/ troll image
You fucking melon
>>60540188
>smoking
Enjoy your rotten teeth and early death
Reckon I'll put antique plates on my s13 next year to bypass the yearly inspection requirements
>>60540220
bit gay
hungry for a melon
>>60540048
>"I literally didn't even a highschool."
>t. Amerilard
that's you
that's how dumb you sound
>>60540197
fluffer
>>60540196
First
Rises on the "ree" lowers on the "search"
>>60539938
>reference checks by the agency
what does this even mean
>yes that'll be £300 for me to phone a number please
>Friends brother is 17 years old and taught himself PHP
>Went to get a job as a PHP developer
>Got hired and the boss asked him how much he wants
>Said "Well I am young so £12,000"
>Boss asked him to go look up how much PHP developers are worth and come back
>Kid comes back and says "well I looked online and it's about £30,000"
>Boss literally says "Yeah £30,000 sounds about right"
>He's now 17 years old on 30k
>He's also autistic and wears halo t shirts
lol what the fuck
>>60540196
I say it like "ree - search"
>>60540220
Fuck off bender
*cuts inside and curls one towards the far corner*
tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sweLYN1QyUc
>>60540223
ah yes an image displaying contempary sources is a "troll image"
piss off yank
>>60538569
Mom?!
the gf just sent me this.
how do i respond?
>where are your friends tonight?
>where are your friends tonight?
>if I could see all my friends tonight
>if I could see all my friends tonight
>if I could see all my friends tonight
>if I could see all my friends tonight
fuck's sake lads
>>60540312
It's decent, but not as good as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjeheaFfsM
>>60540056
NSDAP:
>Nationalist
>Far Right
>Against Jews and Bolshevism
>Had a paramilitary unit, the SA
Britain First:
>Nationalist
>Far Right
>Against Muslims and Islamisation
>Has a paramilitary unit (although it's just fat old blokes sitting in pubs)
Retard
>>60540252
Freelance?
>>60540349
ask if you can iron your shirt on her
![bex.16.06.04.cara.saint-germain.and.nekane.sweet.meme.lover.2.mp4_snapshot_01.37_[2016.06.08_20.18.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nb5a7sT.jpg "bex.16.06.04.cara.saint-germain.and.nekane.sweet.meme.lover.2.mp4 snapshot 01.37 [2016.06.08 20.18.27]")
Meme Lover 2 is truly kino
>>60540349
Remind her that /int/ is a blue board and report her to the janitor
>>60540349
Janny gonna get you son
>>60540349
Make sure she remembers her sun cream
democracy is a bit shit isnt it
yank election would be a lot more exciting if they fought pitched battles instead of """"""campaigning""""""
>>60540349
looks like a teenage boy with breasts
nonce
>>60540352
banger
>>60540386
he looks so young here
>>60540282
>PHP developer
>not earning 42k
lmao, what a mong.
>>60540282
Is coding hard? I took a Pascal course in the 10th form, but couldn't understand shit. Maybe I wasn't trying hard enough because it seemed dull.
Programming languages are harder than real one though.
>posting more than 3 lines and expecting me to read it
lmao
*delivers a long searching ball to the striker*
Lads give me a comfy movie to watch
I NEED an Irish gf
*gets on the end of it*
So in Game of Thrones, is the hound gonna become a champion for the religious people and end up fighting the mountain? That'd be fun
>>60540118
>getting triggered
theyre just pictures mang
*whips in a cross cum shot*
>>60540493
>posting the worst member
>my (stolen) digital music library is one of my most precious posessions
lel
>>60540349
this is basically a boy with gyno and yet you'll still get banned
>>60540532
cleganebowl
get hype
>Game of Thrones
>>60540362
this one is superior famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE
>>60540559
oink
>>60540511
Leon: The Professional
>>60540532
That's what happens in the book.
In the show, Mountain will fiht the Sparrows, and Hound will fight the BWB - overcoming his fear of fire in the process
*lurks in and around the corridor of uncertainty*
>>60540378
except one was a party with clear stances on economics, a grasp on geopolitics etc and the other is a load of chavs walking around in muslim areas with signs.
>paramilitary unit
ah yes the fully uniformed SA which was formed as a result of communists and jews attacking and disrupting NSDAP rallies is totally comparable to some chavs filming themselves walking into shitskin neighbourhoods
>>60540545
They're clogging up MY /brit/ with rubbish
Now begone from my thread
type "black guy" into google translate in the Welsh language and shit bricks
>>60540511
Howl's Moving Castle
Need an effay backpack NOW.
>>60540511
Russian Ark
*rises above my man to clear the ball to safety*
>>60540635
I don't speak welsh
>>60540635
why would you even type that?
>>60540656
it's dyn du
>>60540461
Programming isn't really difficult in my opinion. It only requires a good sense of logic.
I wish I grew up in a council estate
*makes a last minute darting run into the box*
>>60540192
i agree but thinking about something in a different way can lead to a change of view
>>60540278
>what does this even mean
To see if you're not riff raff. The deposit is £1700 so they clearly don't want any poorfags
*sticks a foot in*
>>60540511
How Big Oil Conquered the World
>>60540532
king's landing will burn to the ground and kill everyone involved in cersei's trial by the end of the >season foy
Desu
>>60540635
sounds nothing like fear dubh
fucking brythons
>>60540352
Murphy can really get you in the feels while making absolute bangers
The man's a genius
>>60540640
it's effay to use the one you had in Year 11
>>60540741
this is a 9/10 in japan and a 4/10 anywhere civilized
>>60540602
>That's what happens in the book.
source
>>60540793
She's hot and it's always seemed so comfy there to me
>>60540799
was a grey jansport desu, see people with them every day. Not effay though hehe.
>>60540804
>source
>/tv//got/
>>60540799
Literally had the same backpack through the whole of secondary
Lasted the whole time and never looked old or broke
*swoops a lovely crossfield ball to the opposite wingers feet*
>>60540804
obv hasnt happened yet but theres a fair chance it will, since book hound has been properly reformed and KL isnt going to shit quite so fast
https://twitter.com/DavidCoburnUKip/status/740309016534863872
Kek. It was on ITV.
I support UKIP, but I wish they'd get rid of this guy.
tfw girls mistake your autism for being interesting
their face when they realise they've made a huge mistake
>>60540831
They're bleak and full of stupid and/or violent cunts.
>>60540839
has new material from the new book been released or something?
because i'm pretty sure in the books the last you see of sandor clegane is on the quiet isle which seems to be closure for his character
>>60540741
post the skinny bitch in drag behind her on the left
>>60540863
https://twitter.com/DavidCoburnUKip/status/740309942851239936
wew
>>60540872
god you really are a dreadful poster
if youre not making unfounded boasts you're wallowing in self pity
new
>>60540933
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOW
gimme some good conspiracy videos
>>60540881
I like how in all the pictures it's always cloudy or raining
The sun is out all the time here and I don't like it
>>60540426
>with breasts
*looks around the room with a discontented look upon his face*
Come on lads. Pull your bloody finger out and get to work
*switches off*
>>60540606
I didn't say they were the fucking same, I literally said that Britain First is an autistic NSDAP. What part about that did you not understand?
>>60540511
didnt you get doxxed?
>>60541021
o-ok
me and the lads french tour 1940
>10/10 girl
>average looking man
Pisses me off to no end
>raining
ah yes
>>60542364
jealousy is an unattractive trait
