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me and the gf
crayon pop
maisie
just head a nap pmsl
You think these muscles are filled with cake?
This is iron and steel
Who's your second team at the Euros lads? Wales for me.
kpop
>>60531443
France on a count that I'm part French
>>60531443
Don't like sport
watching military training exercises videos
>>60531464
>muh heritage
I'm here.
>Batter in or out?
>What do fish and chip makers think about the EU referendum?
>>60531464
>I'm part French
I'm so sorry to hear that
>>60531443
Ireland
>>60531477
Literally my grandparents. Direct family. Don't treat me like some fucking Yank who calls themselves Italian because they had a great great great great great Italian relative
Seriously, wtf is wrong with fags? Why do they do this shit and assume every man is bi and down to fuck?
>Have gay friend from 2 years
>Is roommate now
>He has not made to me any sexual advances
>He cannot speak English, which I have learnt in the last 2 years
>Comes to me 3 weeks ago
>Leans on the doorframe with finger in mouth
>''Anon, can you help me with English?''
>I tell him I am not perfect, he can consult online forums and websites
>He insist I help him
>I say OK
>Go to sit in his room
>Its going OK, we have a nice discussion on the language, he seem eager to learn
>''Anon, do you think in English?''
>laugh and say no I still think in our native tongue
>he stands up
>pulls down his pants
>''How about now?''
>reveals his erect penis with lots of English words written on in small red ink
>''Love'' is written on his cock head, ''Hello'' across the vein, ''Giraffe'' on the undercock etc
>probably 30 words total
>I stumble
>''Anon you think in English now? You want a taste of English?''
>I stare at his cock, never seen such a big one
>call him a disgusting homo and run out the room
>has been uncomfortable since
>>60531521
dats fukkin hot
>>60531521
fuck off you bender
>>60531521
glanced over this in a manner that suggests I didn't actually read it
>>60531521
he put the effort in, could have at least given him a blowie you miserable paki bastard
>>60531521
are you guys portugese?
>>60531521
ever tim
https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/740289743292911618
Fun fact: if you don't like are Katie you're a paki nigger
Dubs = Brexit
Singles = Bremain
Trips = Public vote Brexit but forced to stay in anyway
Quads = European civil war
really makes u think
is the bill still running? one of the earliest shows i remember watching
>>60531521
gay
>tfw the voter registration deadline has been moved to tomorrow night because lazy fucking students (most of whom will vote to remain) all tried to register at the last moment and crashed the website
welp lads, this is it. they'll swing the vote in favour of remain, may as well kill ourselves now to save the embarrassment
>tfw brit
>tfw girl
>tfw post on int
>tfw brit girls being ugly is accepted by all countries as fact
>tfw the ugliness of brit girls is a go to insult for brits
feels bad
>>60531708
Do you have to sign up if you've already voted in the general election?
>University of Life
You are not voting to leave the EEA or WTO, meaning all of the UK's trade and benefit agreements will remain unchanged should we leave, until such a time that the UK decides to renegotiate them for any reason.
You are not voting to leave NATO, meaning our security agreements remain unchanged. Should we receive an act of hostility from a non-NATO member, then NATO countries are obliged to come to our assistance. This does not change.
You are not voting to leave the UN, G8 or G20, meaning Britain will have the same voice on the world stage as it does today.
You are not voting to leave Europe!! The UK will still, geographically, be part of Europe. Non political organisations aligned to Europe will still extend membership to the UK (I.e. sports governing bodies, and so on).
You are not voting to stop recognising Interpol, Europol and neither are you voting for SIS / MI6 to stop dealing with other intelligence services in the fight against terrorism and global, organised crime.
You are not voting against being able to travel to Europe, contrary to the belief of some fools recently on TV. The UK has always maintained stricter border and passport controls than many EU members. This will not change. You will still use a passport to go on holiday and you will still be allowed entry to countries in Europe. You may even get chance to skip queues by using the non--EU queues at the airport (the only point so far that is my opinion, and not necessarily a fact).
>tfw drew iceland in the euros sweepstakes at work
>>60531731
fuck off you roleplaying bender
>jfs
>>60531755
I'm not voting at all
>>60531443
Poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pxOIEMODQg
Canadian prime minister bragging about having no culture
need to wash my jeans for tonight but i don't reckon they'll be dry in time :/
>>60531521
I'm sure I've read this here before
>>60531854
dry them as best you can then iron them later, the iron will dry them out a bit more as a last minute measure
>>60531854
>washing your jeans
'no'
>>60531893
they smell funny
>>60531889
ok
>scotland didn't vote to become independent
>Austria didn't vote for a nationalistic president
>no happenings ever happen
GEE I WONDER IF THE BONGOLOIDS WILL VOTE FOR THE BREXIT
>>60531829
brings back memories of childhood desu lad
Really makes u think
ARGH STOP WALKING AROUND POINTLESSLY UPSTAIRS MUM AND GO DOWN SO I CAN HAVE A WANK IN PEACE FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP KEKING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COVUWXmJTGw
me in the clip
>>60531931
DELETE THIS
>>60531905
How the hell did Green win in Austria?
hahahahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
look at the collapse of any monolithic civilisation
youll find that every single time it collapses when the people got too comfortable and decadent, birth rates dropped and multiculturalism was rife.
it happened in greece and happened in rome, and its happening now.
>sitting on train
>jf all around me
>speaking in their disgusting jf languages
The worst part is they were white, if they were pakis I could have intellectually prepared myself sooner.
>>60532033
FACT
Remembered the name of a girl from school who was always smug and acted better than everyone because her parents were both teachers there.
Decided to look her up on fb and refuel my hate for her by seeing how great her life is.
Single parent and has parkinsons.
Not sure whether to be happy or not.
>there are people who wank over two (2) dimensional cartoon characters and feel emotion towards them
>>60531353
die slowly of colo-rectal cancer you fucking maggot beneath my shoe
>I will never be rich and have a housemaid in a cute uniform
Why even live?
>>60531905
Good game desu.
love smelling my sweaty sweaty armpits
No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken."
>>60531443
>having a second team
>>60531464
>>60531473
>>60531515
>>60531823
get fucked you utter gang of jeb ends
>>60532042
but America was very multicultural and it became a superpower
feel like giving my soul away if it would mean living the rest of my life completly blasted
he's finally lost it lads, knew it was only a matter of time
>>60532088
you shouldnt
>>60532171
Oh dear
>>60531731
Where u from bby
i've never rioted or protested about anything, but if we vote to leave and the MP's block it I'm going to go fucking bonkers
>>60532160
no, america had a load of EUROPEAN immigrants that integrated into a single anglo derived culture. the civilisation that is collapsing now is western european civilisation and america is a part of that.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/400-Ivy-Farm-Dr_Charlottesville_VA_22901_M55351-96779#photo0
Really makes u think
laaaaaaads if me and this girl have agreed to meet tomorrow at 7:30 for drinks do i need to pop up to her before then to confirm that or anything? we decided on it today
>>60532235
>a single anglo derived culture
Not true desu, there are loads of non-anglo cultures across the US, like the Amish.
>>60532130
"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached. God is not pleased by blood - and not acting reasonably is contrary to God's nature. Faith is born of the soul, not the body. Whoever would lead someone to faith needs the ability to speak well and to reason properly, without violence and threats... To convince a reasonable soul, one does not need a strong arm, or weapons of any kind, or any other means of threatening a person with death." t. Manuel II Palaiologos
>>60532322
jesus christ mate gas yourself the amish are not relevant at all
>>60532132
England is my first team but I'm Scottish
>>60532378
Ouch, hit the mark.
>>60532299
How often were you in contact before agreeing on it? it would be weird if you were chatting away constantly before then and now aren't heard from until tomorrow night.
Inversely, if you don't know her that well and aren't in contact frequently then don't start bombarding her with messages etc, it will look needy.
At the very least send her a message or whatever at some point tomorrow to confirm and tell her you're looking forward to it.
>>60531755
>You are not voting to leave NATO
Wish we fucking would.
>>60532299
pretty beta if you do it outright
shitpost to her "ill be wearing a pink shirt haha" or something
if she don't get it she's forgotten about you and intent on choking on some other nerd's cock
>>60531731
>girl
>on the internet
Nice try poofter.
>>60532094
umm, no?
Cad é an craic inniu, a chairde?
Táim ag déanamh go maith. Bhí mé ag feighlíocht mac 's iníon mo dheirféar. Is páistí iontach iad.
>>60532033
Is it really as shit as /brit/ is making it out be?
>>60531518
FOF
newkey brown like
>>60532474
Does it have brain damage?
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1209-Thomas-Jefferson-Pkwy_Charlottesville_VA_22902_M51289-94368#photo0
Alright lads I need a cool $6m and YOU'RE gonna give it to me
>>60532495
watch it and find out
>>60532411
the last thing we messaged was
me: too easy wanna meet at 7:30 at [place]
her: yeah that's cool
me: sorted <:)
i only got her facebook today when i asked her out.
>>60532539
Meh
reckon these are fuck off spoopy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU&feature=youtu.be
>get plenty of sleep
>drink some coffee
>still tired and want a nap
United states of Europe when?
>>60532567
ok so before you got her fb and set up the date, how long had you been talking and how often?
>>60532638
once every few days in real life exclusively
>>60532624
JUNE 23RD
>>60531743
Yea I did. I called them up and they said people sometimes get deleted so I had to register.
Takes about 2 minutes.
ummm.. okay sweetie :) x
>>60532624
only when you brexit desu
really want to see a congregation of balkanic shitholes living in harmony
we should just give nukes to some krokodil-heads in serbia and see what happens
>>60532675
Nice
>>60531755
>You are not voting to leave the EEA or WTO, meaning all of the UK's trade and benefit agreements will remain unchanged should we leave, until such a time that the UK decides to renegotiate them for any reason.
EEA=EFTA+EU so yea we are actually. And we have been given 2 years to negotiate our terms with the EU
>You are not voting to leave NATO, meaning our security agreements remain unchanged. Should we receive an act of hostility from a non-NATO member, then NATO countries are obliged to come to our assistance. This does not change.
Irrelevant, of course we're not, this is a vote on the EU
>You are not voting to leave the UN, G8 or G20, meaning Britain will have the same voice on the world stage as it does today.
Not being part of the single largest market on earth and the European union, and not having a significant influence in them most certainly will diminish our place on the world stage
>You are not voting to leave Europe!! The UK will still, geographically, be part of Europe. Non political organisations aligned to Europe will still extend membership to the UK (I.e. sports governing bodies, and so on).
Of course, who says otherwise? But we won't have freedom of movement of capital, goods and people if we leave,
>>60532567
Just confirm a few hours before
Hey, (name) are we still good for (place)?
(yes)
Great need a lift?
(no)
Cool see you soon
>>60532490
Tá mé go maith , go bhfuil go deas a chloisteáil
>>60532733
might just message her at like 6 being like "hey you still good for 7:30?"
weather's done a turn
i don't like it
>>60531518
americans do the same thing, its almost always based off a parent or a grand parent. you really need to stop believing memes
>>60532665
then I'd say just hang fire until tomorrow and confirm through the day unless she talks to you first on fb in which case chat away but don't throw out all your A material, you're going to need that for the date.
neighbour is kicking his dog coz it won't shut up
poor pupper
Maith an Fear anseo, chairde.
>>60532779
Ana-mhaith, a chara. Conas a bhí do lá?
It's over.
>>60532801
rainy days are comfy
>>60532799
That works too
It makes it look like you care and if she says no at least you be sitting around waiting
>>60532846
wish it was raining
just gone cloudy and cold now, was lovely earlier
*kicks up a fuss*
4 billion africa, fucking hell lads my cuck cock could be so hard if it weren't for the cage
>>60532883
wind your neck in mate
right i'd say i'm tripping on the lsd now then
dont see much visuals in the single blotter, should have taken more
do I
1. go outside and look for people buy a bottle of water or something
2. watch 2001 a space odyssey for the first time
>>60532912
I'll win your neck in lad and by that I mean snap it
>>60532845
Why did people vote against AV
>>60532731
>EEA=EFTA+EU so yea we are actually.
I think he means, that access to EEA will remain from outside.
Everything you need to know about the current state of the world right here lads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_left
>>60532924
Go for a walk, in nature if you can
Colors are supposed to pop more
>>60532947
it was shit
>>60532838
>Maith an Fear anseo, chairde.
Bhí sé deas, ní féidir liom gearán . Tá mé tuirseach ón obair, ach tá mé ceart go leor. Conas atá tú?
>>60532939
bit rude tbqh senpai
you'll be hearing from my solicitor shortly
>>60531731
>>tfw brit girls being ugly is accepted by all countries as fact
It's literally just pakis who say this.
>>60532947
Because aston villa are shite
>>60532966
should I try and bring music with me
or just listen to my surroundings
>>60532947
No fucking idea. Was 17 at the time so couldn't vote but didn't really understand it anyway but now I can't even fathom why you wouldn't be in favour of a more representative voting system.
>>60532999
why werent they Prepared?
>>60532924
on a single tab you have to focus on a single spot to get good visuals, give a few minutes and they will slowly roll in
best thing to do right now is go for a walk in the park nd look at fractals in the trees
really wish i had some acid
>>60532957
...which will mean we still have to follow eu regulation, make monetary contributions and allow free movement of people but have no seat at the table. It's literally EU lite.
Pssht... all the capitalists and communist bluepilled fucktards in this thread are pathetic
What am I you ask? Well... I'm one twisted redpilled national socialist motherfucker >:)
Heh... I can't wait for the day of the rope... all you kike slave multiculti sheeple will be purged by based god emperor Trump and it's gonna be freakin' epic I must say ;)
Peace out dudes
#MAGA
>>60532924
watch dark side of the rainbow tbf
>>60532909
this is because white women are unbearable
>>60532924
Are you the lad from /éire/?
Don't watch a film. I watched the new xmen the other day and had to watch it again because I remembered nothing.
Go on a walk, it'll be magical.
>>60532983
Táim ag mothú ceart go leor chomh maith. Bhí mé ag imirt leis na páistí gach lá innui. Ach, 'sé am diner anois. Tá sé beagnach réidh :)))
>>60533042
Haha good one yank.... NO
>>60532690
Legit can't get over how fucking beautiful Bar Refaeli is
How do Israeli lads cope with the fact that they will NEVER impregnate her?
Bought a copy of the Private Eye
>>60533048
Not if you do a free trade agreement and live the EEA completely unlike Norway/Switzerland.
>>60533045
>fractals in the trees
should I bring music with me
>>60533076
Yeah I am the same lad, I'm just anxious someone will see me walking around
internet gf saw my message but didn't respond
JUST
ginger beer tastes like shit
>>60533189
Get a life you sap
>>60533179
>should I bring music with me
absolutely
>>60533076
Tá súil agam go mbainfidh tú taitneamh as do dinnéar. Tá mé ag dul go dtí an phictiúrlann go luath mé féin. Slán mo chara.
>>60533210
haha sorry about this one lads. just wanted to see if i could upload an image this small
>>60533224
Okay, now what?
What happened was this- I managed to make friends with a girl randomly and invited her over. She came and that was the best part.
She, my housemate and I hung out in the back rec room. She quickly lost interest in me and quickly got into him. I
left the room when I realized I was no longer of any significance. Later on that night I woke up to them having sex. She was literally screaming about his dick . Worst night of my life.
>>60531443
Scotland
>>60533210
>>60533253
hahaha
>>60533158
wat
anyone who wants full access to the single market has to do what I said in my previous post.
>>60533179
1-p LSD or the real stuff?
Don't worry about people seeing you. Just put one earphone in and get yourself a bottle of water. Just chill and enjoy the ride.
>>60533238
Go raibh míle maith agat, a chara. Bain sult as do scannan.
>>60533271
Talk to girls in real life or if you have to message them online, at least in the same country weirdo
>>60533253
GO SMALLER
Hungry but don't know what I want 2bh
>>60531521
>not understanding bants
>not sucking his dick
Are you a Muslim?
>>60533329
girls are icky, don't want to be close to them :/
>>60533357
Hindu
>>60532947
People are fucking mongs.
way too hot for june lads
i fucking hate this season if i could hibernate in summer for four months straight i'll do it
>>60533321
1p
>>60533232
cant find my fucking earphones
fucking phones dead and i cant find earphones and I'm 5 hours into an lsd trip should I just go for a walk and focus on the trees with a bottle of water?
>>60533382
Benders out
>>>/lgbt/
>>60533316
>anyone who wants full access to the single market
There wouldn't be full access. It would be a free trade agreement like Canada.
>>60533420
I hate summer too, fucking heat and sun reeeeeeeeeeee
>>60533423
does everyone have to hold your fucking hand? do whatever you want
>>60533420
already reached 41ºC here a few days ago
JUST
>>60533423
Yeah just do the latter, don't bother looking for ages
Now off you go lad and enjoy
Lads why is it that there aren't many gay people here? I wouldn't mind getting with a decent chap
>>60533427
didn't say I like men, just that I like every countries and oceans between me and my woman
>driver instructions
how can I fuck with the delivery boy?
>>60533423
You should definitely get off the internet.
You wasting your time, and ruining your trip that way.
>>60533423
Yes just go outside ffs
>23c
Do I pursue the MILF chav on tinder, lads? We are 100% incompatible when it comes to personalities, but she messaged me first and wants the D.
>>60533504
fair enough maith an buachaill
slan slan
lol google three british teenagers
>>60533423
yes go play out now before you hit introspective stage
also not having the music is no big deal
>>60533528
what do you have to lose
>zoe on pointless
w e w
EU is building an army
A few days ago I attended a EU conference on security. The audience was chock-full of EU bureaucrats, a few Jews, all sorts of leftycucks and even several feminists.
Aside from the usual EU pomp and boasting, they discussed border security, management of their member states and threats to their precious union.
Of course, the border security issue had nothing to do with protecting Europe from rapefugees. On the contrary, they bashed Hungary and Austria for "being unable to control their borders" and said that instead of building walls, they should have just let the rapefugees through and sent a request for a "EU-authorized force" to arrive and "provide assistance". The suit-wearing fat fuck who said this actually added that he wants national border control to be completely abolished in favor of using this "authorized force" because "EU member states who think they can do things by themselves are disrupting our vision of a unified Europe".
really wish i was a 2D qt t b h lads
>>60533538
>three british teenagers
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>60533562
My virginity, potentially.
But I feel bad leading people on.. I already know I have zero interest in her other than a lay.
Maybe I need to fucking quit being a pussy.
>>60533613
As for the EU member countries, these snakes discussed all the ways they can "transfer their sovereignty" to the EU. Getting them into a customs union was a first step, apparently. Then was the single currency and now open blackmail from Brussels and Berlin. "It's like peeling an onion," said the guy presenting the issue. "Bit by bit, we are turning fragmented countries into a superstate". He excused these actions by claiming that they "keep the peace and make sure something like WWII never happens again".
And then there were threats, external and eternal. Obviously, no ISIS-affiliated rapefugees were mentioned, but the shaggy-headed cuck who discussed this topic bleated for quite a bit about Russia and resurgence of nationalism and how the latter represented the greatest threat to their "unity". He also mentioned Brexit and said that the EU basically has no fall-back plan if it happens. Then he suddenly became very agitated and started shouting (not even kidding) about a need for a "European army to counter Russia's and any other threat". He yelled that it must be better trained, better equipped and better funded (mercenaries?) than any other EU member state's current army. Then he said something that prompted me to make this thread in the first place: "This army needs to be politically immune". Whether he meant that it would be beholden only to the kikes in Brussels or whether its members would be free from any responsibility, I have no idea. He also said that "the public opinion will overwhelmingly be against it", so they need to "make the public agree".
Right swipe, left swipe.
Left swipe, right swipe.
I-I'll get a match soon, right?
>>60533562
>is on tinder
>considering shagging chavmilf
not his dignity that's for sure
>>60533486
Asexuals out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14
Trump is not the one "inciting violence". It's the """protesters""" that are starting the violence
>>60533631
>chav milf
You do realise that a lot of women out there are just looking for no strings attached sex too? She sounds like one of them just go for it
>>60533698
Fuck these liberals. Chasing an innocent guy for his political beliefs and then crying about muslims being discriminated against for their beliefs
>>60533621
We're a nation of immigrants. You act as if thats surprising.
Also, I'm mexican so it only makes me happier lol
UK on the other hand is a fucking muslim shithole hahahahah
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14 [Open]
>Trump is not the one "inciting violence". It's the """protesters""" that are starting the violence
https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/man-who-must-tell-police-24-hours-before-he-has-sex-says-the?utm_term=.sbOzNwPWL#.ov4wjQPRl
>>60533660
wayy
>>60533732
>We're a nation of immigrants
>also I'm Mexican
>>60533658
How long you been on it? Takes a day or two before the girls get on and start swiping you. Take some angled pics that put you in the best light.. If you have a frosted window, take a selfie in front of it so the light from it is illuminating your face. That's called a soft light, and it makes you look ten times better.
From all my sleuthing on their facebooks, every fucking girl is 1 point lower than you think she is based on her pictures, minimum. Some 2 or 3 points lower.
So don't feel guilty.
>Fuck these liberals. Chasing an innocent guy for his political beliefs and then crying about muslims being discriminated against for their beliefs
>>60533528
you do realise that she's going to have seen miles worth of cock in her time is going to expect you to know how to use yours... are you sure you won't get laughed out of her bedroom, that could scar you for life
what the fuck britain
>>60533732
Tienes que volver
really makes u think
>>60533730
>liberals
what do you mean by this
>mum, what's for tea?
>derp, you're 24 now you should be able to cook your own tea when are you going to learn to look after yourself blah blah blah!
wow, fuck you mum, I never asked for this
'Seo é greannmhar toisc go bhfuil níos mó gaeilgeoirí anseo ná in /ÉIRE/.
Tá brón orm :(
>>60533818
Shhhh let him crash and burn then report back about snagging her for a good 2 hours
>>60533857
Poverty causes crime
That's the difference between those two nations
One is dirt poor and the other is amongst the best off in the world
>>60533857
huh, correlation does equal causation!
sweating my balls off, have a headache and kids are being noisy outside
fuck summer
>>60533818
There's a 95% chance I blow my load instantly. Haha. Surely it's better to embarrass myself in front of someone I don't plan on going steady with, right?
>Ah yes lets demonize the working class that are most affected by mass immigration
>Ah yes anyone that disagrees with me is just a stupid uneducated peasant unlike my progressive self
>>60533910
so youre admitting poverty has far more to do with crime than guns? great
>>60533945
>going steady
alright grandad
>>60533806
Those sandals!!!
>>60533793
About two weeks ;-;
>>60533953
Why is generalizing an entire population of people as people with a P.E GCSE and STI's ok?
gran passed last week lads.
cheeky snap of her funeral
>>60533892
Bogadh liom idir anseo agus /eire/.
did this trigger you?
Business idea: lefty posts get fedoar'd for a change
>>60534032
Do you live in a high population area?
>>60534073
cén fáth póstail tú anseo?
Why does violence trigger Trump supporters so much?
Lads how do I get into Britain?
I mean I speak the language (don't quite your cheeky accent though) and I would happily integrate
Are you lads opposed to Slav immigrants?
Ladies and gentlemen it's the Payne in the butt
>>60533972
No I said exactly what I meant
Don't ever reply to me again, you fucking muppet
fedoar posting is my favourite gimmicc
lawn mowers are too loud actually
>Business idea: lefty posts get fedoar'd for a change
>>60534140
theyd think youre a pole and they dont like poles
Could be worse
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
>>60534140
East Euros stay away
t. Rasheed
>>60534140
Get a ticket to Heathrow and tell the border officer that you can't go back because you're gay and Putin will kill you if you do.
Boom, you're now a refugee and free to claim bennies and shag British girls to your hearts content
>>60534190
i got mohammed "the slicer" once
>>60534190
Be careful he's not transporting migrants in your pizza box, friend
>>60531847
Liberals invented the no culture meme and did their best to make it true
>>60534140
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
fucked a british girl once. she was crazy over my accent
>>60534189
W-what's wrong with Poles? Do they bully native Britons or what? I thought they were working their arses off in UK, being plumbers and whatnot.
The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honoured and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage labourers.
>>60534129
About 20 miles from Canterbury.
So there's a decent number of people living round here.
>The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
>Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
>>60534135
>cén fáth póstail tú anseo?
Faighim postáil gáire i mBéarla anseo agus cad a chonaic siad uaireanta. Tá mé spéir ag an am céanna.
met Jeff Goldblum yesterday
>>60534190
it'll be a blast!
>>60533917
But correlation does equal causation arguments are mostly used when trying to take away our god given rights.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/11/14/more-guns-more-crime-new-research-debunks-a-central-thesis-of-the-gun-rights-movement/
>literally omitted variable bias doesn't exist!
>The modern Marxists don't even care about class struggle anymore
>>60534253
theyre white so its not racist to shit on them unlike other immigrants. brits are retarded.
>>60534269
cén fáth gáireann siad? prátaí míms?
>>60534095
Does this trigger you, you argie cunt
>>60534140
I don't know any Russians, but in my mind Russians are generally alright. I have no idea what I've based that opinion on.
I don't think you'd get much hate. People would tease you about the anti-gay stuff and Putin, though.
How you get here? Join the EU, haha.
Unless you've got a job lined up that will bring in £35K a year, you have no chance.
Those limits will likely be relaxed if we vote to leave the EU, though. The government are only making it that hard for non-EU immigrants because they know the public hate immigration and non-EU immigration is the only type of immigration they have control over. It's bullshit.
So I guess hope we vote to exit in 2 weeks.
>>60534266
yeah i fucked her in vegas
>>60534200
Sounds pretty straightforward, but is it really that easy? How come half of Eastern Europe hasn't move to UK yet using this method? Too afraid of declaring themselves gay?
>>60534325
>Washington Post
>>60534325
I like guns, I agree with you friend o.
gonna have a bowl of berry granola for breakfast
Reckon the muzzies should have controlled extremists in their own communities instead of allowing them to hurt us and then approaching us for sanctuary.
>>60534359
just realised its gibraltar not gilbraltar
>>60534140
you could do that gay thing the other lad said, otherwise they probably wont accept you if you are white and speak english. If you have a degree thats even worse
>>60534384
Britain is shit m8, immigration is a meme. Nobody really wants to come here
>>60534328
Ugh, thanks for the mansplain shitlord. The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of vocabulary struggles, actually.
Portuguese girl in my work looks like a fucking paki
>I am first and foremost a mother
>Reckon the muzzies should have controlled extremists in their own communities instead of allowing them to hurt us and then approaching us for sanctuary.
>>60534257
Hmm, it's probably your pics of bio.
1) Put your height in your bio if you haven't already. I'm assuming you're normal height. Leave it out if you're 5'10 or under.
2) What is your bio?
3) Post your main pic. Let us critique it.
4) How many swipes do you reckon you've done, and how picky are you being? Too picky and I think Tinder penalizes you.
>>60533910
Honduras doesn't ban guns as far as I can find out.
>>60534375
>The government are only making it that hard for non-EU immigrants
How come that Pakis don't come from inside the EU but they keep arriving in large numbers, is that because Pakistan used to be a British colony so they have some sorta immigration agreement with you?
>>60534411
this post makes absolutely no sense
Why am I so much more anxious for this date with a girl I've known for a while compare to dates I've had with girls I barely knew?
>>60534496
mexico does and look howbgreat theyre doing
>>60534504
i thought there was an ell before the b
>>60534354
Níl a fhios agam agus I ndáiríre ní cúram.
>>60534454
Racist
Brown girls are the best
>>60516626 here. Time to relax for 3 hours.
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
>>60534503
No, but they have families here who can support them so they meet the financial restrictions more easily
think it might rain in a bit
>>60534503
The rule came in either this or last year. We'll see a dramatic fall in Pakistani immigration when the figures come in, most likely.
Also possible that they'll just get family to lie for them and say they're going to work in their corner shop for £35K a year.
theres a bunch of british gaming channels on youtube who made to remind people to register to vote lol
Which one lads? They're eastern european btw. not sure what country
>>60534553
made me erect
will unironically have a wank at this
Cuckolds belong in mental institutions with the homos and the trannies
All clearly mentally ill individuals
>>60534503
no the pakis come here, squirt out a few kids before the asylum is processed then they have grounds to stay
(i honestly don't know though.)
there is this rather large community of armenians and other nationals from that part of the world where I used to live as a student, fucking none of them have jobs and about 8 kids each, none of them speak english. They just stand around in the street all day smoking, wearing wifebeaters and speaking their ugly language. I even used to see them send the kids to steal from the supermarket because all the cucked leftie shits didnt have the balls to grab one of the little twats and tell them to stop robbing
caught 3 bass last evening all in the span of ~30 minutes
2 of them were big and the remaining one was decent
>>60534487
>I'm assuming you're normal height
Don't-don't do that.
>What is your bio?
I'm not saying. I'll get bullied ;-;
>Post your main pic
It has already been posted in /brit/ before and I'm not putting myself through that again.
>How many swipes do you think you've done
Lost count desu
>How picky are you being
Very much not picky.
>>60534677
nice, did you eat them or throw them back
>>60534532
dhéanann deir siad "le górta mór xD" nó cad?
>>60533420
if i could hibernate for my entire life id do it
>>60534553
Good reworking of an old meme
>>60534574
>Also possible that they'll just get family to lie for them and say they're going to work in their corner shop for £35K a year.
that new rule has made a lot of ruffles because its tax earnings. you not only have to earn that much but declare it all which is going to reduce the number of economic migrants.
>Switch jobs from 2pm -10pm to 9am-5pm
>Suddenly realise how fucking abysmal the government is at town planning
Take these examples:
1. WHY THE FUCK are busy main roads single lane residential streets? Why the fuck aren't they upgraded?
2. WHY THE FUCK are people allowed to park on these roads? Reducing them to 1 lane where each car has to stop to let the other through creating massive traffic jams
3. WHY THE FUCK are people allowed to park on double lane roads, reducing them to single lane roads. Wtf is the point of making them double lane?
>>60534701
I fucked them
Then put them back but they were dead
>>60534692
Tell us your bio you dickhead. No one here cares, we're just trying to help.
If it's more than 3 lines and not some kind of jokey thing, you dun goof'd.
Uncle is giving me his shop to manage here.
>>60534713
bit late there la
could have used your good idea but already sold my soul
going to sleep in a bit
>>60534389
>fallacy
>>60534702
>muh heritage
>>60534713
wish i could just skip ahead to the good part of my life you know
got nothing to live for atm
>>60534765
You forgot the complete lack of bicycle infrastructure on all roads within the UK. Actual first world countries like Denmark and the Netherlands have proper road and cycle infrastructure. The UK is a backwater.
>>60531363
potato famine
Cat was chasing a fly around and just proper headbutted my door kek
>>60534701
Threw them back
I always catch-and-release bass
They're not really good to eat and I like to throw them back so that the waterways can stay full of big bass
>>60534833
fuck off bike turd
new
>>60534859
>>60534778
>Read too much, watch too many movies and TV shows, listen to too much music.
No bully pls
>>60534896
All me
>>60534354
Carb as duitse?
