anime edition
cray
unspeakably humid lads
ah yes, very impressive
![quote-the-day-will-come-when-the-mystical-generation-of-jesus-by-the-supreme-being-as-his-thomas-jefferson-39-48-83[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zdHYuCL.jpg "quote-the-day-will-come-when-the-mystical-generation-of-jesus-by-the-supreme-being-as-his-thomas-jefferson-39-48-83[1].jpg")
Was thomas jefferson a fedora?
>>60534819
>speaking your ethnicities language is muh heritage
i do hope you realise the irony of yourself posting this in english
>muh anglo saxon heritage
>english is the language of muh ancestors
your post makes absolutely no sense.
kpop
>>60534910
lesbian ice lolly
FUCK OFF
THE LOT OF YOU
>>60534833
>Bicycle infrastructure
Fuck off the roads are for cars
sort of wish she would just call me and cancel lads
Would take the stress off and I can go mope for the rest of the day
>>60534961
English girls are hot
it's like 10c here now
A few days ago it was nearly 30c
who will be the next /brit/ celebrity to doxx themselves?
>>60534998
She's a big titty pole
>>60535005
>>60534859
>>60534910
>>60534932
>>60534959
>>60535011
Hey, I'm a Canadian heading to the UK in sept (Manchester) for a couple years, trying to find work. Any tips for me?
Let's have a big round of applause for the Irish for being such good sports
please clap
bit chilly , got a nip on
>>60535061
Be brown
it's so fucking hot
>>60534778 #
>Read too much, watch too many movies and TV shows, listen to too much music.
No bully pls
>>60535061
coach icehockey with kev
>Just realised I havent showered since April
Wew
>>60534934
>Read too much, watch too many movies and TV shows, listen to too much music.
Bruh. How can you not realise that's a terrible bio.. You've literally turned 3 things people like, into a negative.
Ditch that and put the following:
>Looking for partner in crime. Must be okay with genuine crime. Crime experience a bonus, but not necessary.
no blacks
no dogs
no irish
no gf
>She studies English Lit
I have become a litteral retard since I left university
can't align two thought that make logical sense
can't think at all
internet was a fucking mistake
I REALLY want a girl to verbally bully me then once my willy is all stiff from the berating I want to take her from behind
Fuck I need that right now
>>60534926
Language of my cunt
>>60534916
what course faggot
>>60535167
I'm matching with people in Brighton almost exclusively. So. Many. Vegan. Feminists.
>>60535176
nonce. have fun in prison
>>60535114
what the fuck senpai, my personal record is about a month
do you at least do that polish shower thing where you at wash your armpits and all?
just got PotG with Bastion
Darling you've got to let me know
should I stay or should I go?
>>60535145
>How can you not realise that's a terrible bio
I am a literal autist
>Why yes, I do believe that beating children is acceptable.
>surname is Rich
>went to Jewish Free School
hmm
only betas and feminists think it's wrong to be attracted to a post-menarche girl regardless of her age
>>60535171
read a book mate, your brain still knows how to it just has got out of the habit.
>>60535204
are there black nonces in america? everytime you see kiddy fiddlers in american prison docus they're always white guys
>>60535172
Why are chinks so child-link? Is that why pedos like them so much?
>>60535257
yeah but they usually do it to family members like step children. white people are the nonce majority here.
some brown people too
>>60535235
Jokey bio is the way to go for sure. Books, movies and music... Everyone likes that stuff. You might as well have not put anything.
Delete your Tinder, start over with the dumb jokey bio I posted above.
Still need to see your main pic. If you've already been rinsed on here once, what's another time?
I'll give you proper constructive criticism.
>>60535271
read up on neonate features in humans, that should fill you in.
>>60535184
thats urdu actually
>>60535255
i do still read a bit but the fact i speak to people at length maybe once every two weeks combined with being somewhat depressed has more to do with it imo
and i can legit write better in english/articulate my ideas than in french (not vocabulary wise though)
>Putting a bio on tinder
Lmao. clear sign that you aren't confident enough in your looks
>>60535321
Don't be mean.
>>60535357
Prefer Quenya to Urdu
>i speak french
>>60535300
t. Jamal Lopez
>>60535378
Well of course I'm not confident in my looks
I'm ugly.
Ladsm you're very welcomen >>60535132
kpop?
Got my mum an irl book for a birthday and when I looked through her kindle she had the same book in her collection
I wonder what happened there
>>60535400
Grow some hair, get on retin A and then try tinder. With the shape of your skull, you need long hair.
Do... do guys actually try dating when they have acne? Wasting your time.
No that anon you're chatting too. I live in Ashford btw.
Any fellow Esperanto speakers here?
>>60535484
she's had a lot on her mind recently lad
>>60535403
good post
>>60535378
Everybody has a bio except for legit 9/10 girls you thick cunt you've never been on tinder
Awful picture of you. Symmetry is the basis of attractiveness and you've purposely made you face asymmetrical with that smirk.
And it's way too close.
And it doesn't show your whole face, which makes me think you're hiding something, so will make girls think the same.
Are your other pics also selfies? Selfies should be limited to 1, and the rest should be action shots. One should show you have friends.. Pay some people if you need to.
I don't think you're anywhere near as bad looking as that picture makes you seem.
>>60535484
You disappointed her
AGAIN
Computer is now telling me I need to [Alt]+[Backspace] to go back in my browser
What the fuck, how do I fix that. It doesn't even work
>>60535452
>16
no thank you
I've had to shower every damn night this week.
fucking heat
I just ate 64 sliced of American cheese
Ama
>>60535400
You have a good eye shape so you have hope
>>60535515
je parl le esperanto
>>60535611
are you blind
>>60535550
>>60535400
Forgot the (you)
Weeeelllll
>>60535555
Do you like Phil Collins?
>Why yes I do abide by age of consent laws
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME
THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS
Reminder to just BE YOURSELF, lads.
>>60535400
dont use pictures with light directly on your face unless you are a supermodel, it picks out the tiniest changes in shadow.
>>60535776
What do I ask my barber if I want the sides of my hair that length? Approx grade?
>>60535697
on the blower to the coppers right now pal
>>60535555
I did it!
I'd like to thank my mom, I'm sorry for being such a disappointment
Thanks to britbro for being a disappointment and writing a shitty post, you got it started Bud!
Thanks /brit/ for recognizing my achievement
Edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!
The truth about Carl Sagan
Early in his career he did a lot of damage pushing SETI and the unscientific Drake equation.
Later he contributed to the equally unscientific Nuclear Winter theory. He did this for political reasons-- not scientific ones.
All of this, of course, was merely laying the groundwork for the Global Warmist nonsense that has been very profitable.
eating breakfast
might have a meal deal for lunch
and then lots of alcohol for dinner
>>60535821
Save that pic on your phone and show it to him. Trying to decipher your incoherent description just risks him getting it wrong
racists BTFO
http://uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-the-reduction-in-immigrants-could-wipe-25-percentage-points-off-the-uks-gdp-2016-3
>>60535821
you show him the picture on your phone, that way less mistakes.
Anyone here live or have lived in either Watford or Wembley?
Gotta move to one of the two in a few weeks time
>>60535863
>Nominal GDP
>Not even per capita
Fuck off with your irrelevant statistics.
>putting a bio on tinder
still laughing lads. thanks for that one
Think I sperged at work lads.
Was leaving and somebody was dragging a case. She was really fucking hot and she was fumbling with her pass for the door.
I put mine on to unlock the door and told her to go first.
She thanked me and smiled and then started walking slowly in front of me outside.
It started to rain and she said 'oh wow it's harder to get this up the hill than I thought' and moved one of her dress straps down.
I'm guessing that was where I was meant to say 'I'll help.'
For some reason I just said it sucked it was raining because the case looked heavy and got in my car.
Did I dun goof?
>>60535973
you already know the answer to that don't you lad
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/07/garlic-bread-has-picked-a-fight-with-the-trans-community-and-people-are-confused-5929670/?ito=facebook
>>60536032
Fuck sake.
I should have known to just do something, say anything nice when a woman smiled at me, made the effort to talk and removed a strap of her dress.
I hate myself.
>>60536034
what a shite article
>>60535973
You did the right thing
It would've been fedoratastic if you helped her
You passed the shit test
>>60535973
>and got in my car.
MATE.
>>60536034
>metro
>>60535863
>muh GDP
yes wow if theres more people in the country the GDP will be higher who would have guessed it
that has absolutely no relevance on the life of the standard british citizen
guess what, if we had a population of 200 million and all lived in small pods stacked on top of each other and worked 7 days a week GDP would be much higher. does that mean its better for the british people? no.
so sick of this """"""""""""argument"""""""""""
>>60535973
You were never, ever going to shag her anyway so why does it matter
Seems like all the average girls at work have boyfriends but all the really good looking girls are single.
Maybe a new strategy should be chatting to the good looking ones instead of fantasising about an average life with an average looker.
>>60536034
God the metro is shite. the only reason anyone reads it is because it's free on the bus.
>>60535400
Can you drive?
considering leaving the country lads, where should I go?
>called metro
>free on the bus
there is no god
>>60536034
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/08/woman-quits-her-job-to-breastfeed-her-boyfriend-every-two-hours-5930784/
top source...
Anglo bros... should Canada be allowed to stay in the anglosphere?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10432007
>>60536099
why doesnt china have a higher gdp than the us?
>>muh GDP
>yes wow if theres more people in the country the GDP will be higher who would have guessed it
>that has absolutely no relevance on the life of the standard british citizen
>guess what, if we had a population of 200 million and all lived in small pods stacked on top of each other and worked 7 days a week GDP would be much higher. does that mean its better for the british people? no.
>so sick of this """"""""""""argument"""""""""""
>>60536175
I saw that but refused to click it
>>60536137
They're single because they have higher stands and / or guys are intimidated by them.
Everyone knows you don't hit on the prettiest girl in the club, you chat up her mate, the less pretty one.
>>60535082
Can't, I'm asian
>>60535111
Can't, I suck at sports =( I'm an IT guy
>muh GDP
>yes wow if theres more people in the country the GDP will be higher who would have guessed it
>that has absolutely no relevance on the life of the standard british citizen
>guess what, if we had a population of 200 million and all lived in small pods stacked on top of each other and worked 7 days a week GDP would be much higher. does that mean its better for the british people? no.
>so sick of this """"""""""""argument"""""""""""
>>60536148
Why?
>>60535176
Why don't you take a seat
>>60536184
because of the industry you melon
if china had the same industry as the US theyd have a higher GDP
going shops
who wants what then
>>60536252
Beer
>>60536225
where abouts in manc lad
>>60536252
jd please
on offer in tescos
>>60536250
i know the answer. i was mocking the person saying that higher population=higher gdp
http://www.strawpoll.me/10416025/r
console and mobile BTFO
>>60536185
>>60536229
not an argument
>>60536252
Doritos, skins and a lighter m8
Dont really get how people are depressed.
Just go travel, learn an instrument, workout, join groups, take drugs, go to festivals, go to a party, meet people. The list never ends. Just change what you're doing.
>>60536176
If we exclude Canada, then it has already won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMend9XVjqE
>>60536247
Aren't you gonna offer me tea and cookies?
>>60536286
>people actually choosing mobile
>>60536295
>ligher skin
rasheed
>>60536279
it does mean that though. in countries where levels of development and industry are the same the one with the higher population will have the higher GDP.
>2,600 calories in 30 minutes
>>60536328
All out of cookies. Have some bourbons instead.
>>60536363
fine gdp per capita. uk is slacking. pick it up
>>60536401
wew lad
was it big chocolate bars? that's my vice
listening to some cheeky laroux
feeling bloux
>>60536407
That makes me want an ice cream sandwich
>>60536440
Not really
Pretty standard
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-36475667
A single monkey caused a nationwide blackout in Kenya after falling on to a crucial piece of equipment.
The monkey fell on a transformer at the Gitaru hydroelectric power station on Tuesday, electricity provider KenGen said in a statement.
The transformer then tripped, resulting in the loss of 180 megawatts of power and triggering a blackout across Kenya.
>>60536314
I have a theory that the ONLY young people who are depressed are men with small penises.
Think about it... if you had a pitiful <5 inch dick, you would hate your life. You would curse your existence. Permanent sorrow.
Would like an asmr girl to make funny mouth noises in my ear while she wanks me off ngl
>>60536474
i'd rather have a toast sandwich desu
>>60536488
>lower than Ireland
Embarrassing tbqh
>>60536400
I thought as long as it wasn't on the screen it was fine, like porn isn't allowed on a blue board but a link is no issues.
That is how it has always been since I got here in 2005. Oh yes, the new janitor announcement, the site always goes full retard when that happens and then slowly mellows back out.
>>60536509
cheeky monkey!
>>60536034
>the trans community
>>60536516
A grilled cheese sounds p delicious rn
gonna grab some beers and start drinking lmao
>>60536148
Prefer not to say
>>60536520
Ireland is a tax haven that we had to bail out, that's the only reason why
>>60536440
You have an unfair advantage in that your food production and scooter manufacturing sectors will always have a massive boost compared to us.
>>60536488
>portugal
funny everytime how 3rd world they really are
>mfw I found out the girl I fancy's boyfriend lives in london (hundreds of miles away)
hmmm yes now we play the waiting game, long distance relationships always falter
especially seeing as she's obviously interested in me
>>60536512
Sounds pretty legit lad. Surely at least 1 in 10 men have laughably small penises.
>>60536601
don't forget the arms industry lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuxrhiicesU
>>60536568
I just had a quesadilla
>>60536314
>travel
need money, no motivation
>learn an instrument
need money, no motivation
>workout
why?
>join groups
no motivation
>take drugs
no money, very bad advice
>go to a party
you have to know people for that
>meet people
not how that works
your post is basically just one big "B URSELF"
>when a guy tells you to "calm down" cause you're smarter than him & he doesnt know what else to say
>>60536314
>Just go travel,
here is my world map
>learn an instrument,
played guitar and clarinet when i was younger
>workout,
I lift 4 days a week
>take drugs,
Only major drugs I haven't taken are crack and crystal meth
>go to a party, meet people.
Do these all the time
Still want to die.
>>60536539
Who knows, I've been banned from /brit/ for saying I didn't like a certain anime once. Some batty boys on this here 4chan
>>60536577
>>60536474
Why? It has nothing to do with ice cream.
>>60536509
well, at least they didn't shoot it, haha
>>60536512
No wonder all the sad lads on /brit/ are the virgins with small dicks
1 in 3 men have a small penis
One third have and average penis, one third have a big penis, and one third have a little penis
>>60536568
>Calls a cheese toasty a "grilled sandwich"
>It isn't grilled
Americans, gods practical joke.
lifting isn't even a work out
it's basically a meme normies do because all their "friends" lift so they feel the need to do so themselves to "fit in"
enjoy your fucked up liver and heart
running is the only real work out
alri lads, got an internship at an engineering company and finished my first year at uni a few hours ago on the same day
just thought I'd share the good news with you x
t. future normie and wageslave extraordinaire ;)
>>60536691
template senpai
>>60536706
They look like an ice cream sandwich without the ice cream in the middle
>>60536691
Where can I get a template of this
>>60536777
checked
>>60536662
Don't have a clue what that is.
>>60536314
A lot of people are depressed because they have serious social anxiety. They feel extremely uncomfortable around other people so they live in a self-imposed isolation. Obviously this means that it's impossible for them to make friends (because how will you make friends if you never go out), which then leads to them being even more depressed. They realise the problem but they can't bring themselves to break free. Certain things that are second-nature to normal people are incredibly tough for depressed people.
>>60536749
1 in 3 posters on 4chan are female
look at the number of unique posters in the bottom right and let that sink in
>>60536823
Mexican grilled cheese
I've lost 4lbs over the last month, really proud of myself :)
>>60536786
dont care
>>60536676
She looks like an inflating pufferfish.
>>60536749
By definition, 50% of men have a smaller penis than average.
>>60536786
>internship
lol
>>60536777
enjoy your blown joints
>>60536893
every man will tell you he has a 6inch penis
>>60536581
Low taxes are a good thing though
>>60536877
>lbs
fuck off yank
>>60536749
It could be worse, they could have a dried out dead dick like the yankposters.
>>60536786
>internship
howling
>>60536909
*downs steroids with a protein shake*
>>60536893
alternatively, 100% of men could have the same length penis
>>60536794
Wouldn't every biscuit look like an icecream sandwich without the icecream?
That's all an icream sandwich is, right? biscuits around a block of icecream.
>>60536877
dont care
/r/ing travel paintbucket template
>>60536924
I probably have a 5 inch dick, maybe smaller, maybe bigger
never bothered to check since i won't have to use against someone else in a real life scenario :DD
>>60536924
People lie, especially if the other person won't actually check to see if they're telling the truth.
The mathematical definition of the mean average is that 50% of the data has a lower value than it and 50% of the data has a higher value than it. That's irrefutable.
Lads, we won't know how big each other's willies are until we whip em out and start sharing pictures
Let's get to it! Chop chop!
still have to pinch myself sometimes when I hear people say the word meme in real life
>>60536998
I care :3
>>60536859
You guys do this on purpose, don't you?
>>60536930
a stone is 14 lbs you fucking 12 year old troglodyte
>>60536972
>not going natty
paralkekogram
>>60536859
the cheese or the chef?
>watching youtube cooking videos
>'Italian' chef (read: yank)
>making pizza
>'and now we will add the 'mozzarella' (that one word said in a really jarring faux-Italian accent)
>proceeds to cover the pizza base in that shitty kraft '''mozzarella''' that comes grated in a plastic bag
Why are yanks so absurd?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI#t=2m4s
>>60536977
That's impossible. Every penis is a different size, even if it's only a difference of 0.0000000000000001 mm. The length of anything in the real world has a continuous value rather than a distinct value.
>>60537022
there are equally gross fat disgusting losers with a vagina out there lad
somewhere out there, there is a girl for you
somewhere, far away
in a distant galaxy
maybe...
>a stone is 14 lbs you fucking 12 year old troglodyte
Where should I travel at xmas/new year?
Narrowed it down to either north korea or hawaii
>>60537034
>chop chop
maybe on your willy mate, mine's intact
>>60536893
actually >muh bell curve
>>60537059
;p
>>60537085
The meal
>All these Pajeets
Pe-ew, what a stench
>>60536961
>>60536902
paid at the princely rate of £8.50 / hour you mongs
>>60537118
#incinerated
>>60537118
Wew
>£8.50 / hour
Tinderbros, how often do you delete your profile and start again? I've run out of people to swipe within a 15 mile radius.
Thinking of changing my pics and bio and having another go around.
>>60537117
NK for sure
>>60536993
I've only ever seen ice cream sandwiches with a certain kind of biscuit like in the pic
>>60537087
America is like a 12 year old trying to recreate a country in the Sims.
>>60536777
>lifting isn't even a work out
>>60537147
>princely rate of £8.50
barely above minimum wage mate
you get more than that stacking shelves in aldi
The great debate
>>60537112
i'm decent looking lad but i'm fucked up psychologically
can't see myself ever cuddling or fucking a women
not too big of a loss though
>>60537147
I earn more than that and I'm a 19 year old part time worker.
>>60537119
What are you talking about? The bell curve is centred around the mean. 50% of the data still falls on either side of the mean. The standard deviation is irrelevant.
>>60537128
fuck off yank, your shitposting is just a bore.
>>60537218
stockings you philistine
>>60537234
I meant >muh median
going out for a bit lads
>>60537191
don't really tinder any more
meet up with the same girls, usually on weekends for a bit of fun
saves a lot of time and effort
>>60537184
as a 19 year old university student for 3 months, considering an internship practically guarantees you a place on a £30-£32k graduate scheme and I've got one in my first year
god you just don't GET it you runt
*picks up the gas* ahh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301l-dYiFCY
On the white whisky again lads
>>60537224
Same. Every time I imagine myself with a woman, it feels weird and wrong.
No idea why.
And no, I'm not gay haha. I just find that cutesy lovey shit weird. And kissing does absolutely nothing for me.
caught the neighbour's wife miring me with my shirt off again earlier
top slag
>>60537233
what job?
sad
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/beauty-therapist-killed-herself-wigan-11442634
>>60537218
leggings because they're basically tights, without the skirt.
>>60537224
you've already convinced yourself no one can love you, that 's your problem
>internship practically guarantees you a place on a £30-£32k graduate scheme
I see the students have become no less arrogant
>>60537349
mentioned
I would have to say my favourite grime artist is Craig David
Would kill every person posting in this thread for a gf
>>60537322
ever considered you migh be asexual?
I actually frantically wank at the idea of having sex
you don't seem to do the same
have some tiger beer in the fridge. never had it before, what should i expect lads?
>>60537279
Then that would be different. Although it's probably more likely that the mean penis size is actually higher than the median penis size. I'd imagine that there would be more people with abnormally small dicks as opposed to abnormally large dicks, so the median value would be pulled towards the lower end.
>>60537339
Pathology lab, £10 an hour
>>60537312
WORL STAR
posting the most based brit of all time
>>60537399
it's beer they're all the same, foul tasting but good social lubricants
*sees you from a distance and smiles at you with a smug face which makes you freeze*
*I teleport and appear behind you*
*whisper "vote remain" into your ear*
*quickly run away*
